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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:02,419 JORDAN: Is he okay? - [coughing] 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,337 WILCOX: Oh, he's fine. 3 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:05,755 When Gal Gadot was training with me, 4 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:07,590 she was on fire for 12 minutes. 5 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,509 She put herself out with a blanket. 6 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,470 He barely lasted 12 seconds. - [both chuckle] 7 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,014 - This is funny to you? - Hey. 8 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,600 A leading man must learn not to sweat the small stuff. 9 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,144 - What are you talking about, the small stuff? 10 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,687 I was on fucking fire, 11 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,939 Coach Ron! - Hey! Knock it off. 12 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,607 There's a lady present, and I want you to meet her. 13 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,693 Agent Hart, this is Agent Jordan King. 14 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,778 She'll be your bunkmate. 15 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,156 - It is a pleasure to meet you. My pleasure. 16 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,073 Okay, you want to explain to me why she gets 17 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,658 this nice introduction? 18 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,076 Why isn't she getting hit in the head with a bat? 19 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,453 When you gonna bop her? 20 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,079 - Excuse me? - Okay, you know... 21 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,498 [chuckles] Just, when he does this kind of thing, 22 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:42,667 I just zone him out, when he starts to whine. 23 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,628 Come on, I'll give you a tour. - Okay. 24 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,672 - Now, this used to be a slaughterhouse years ago, 25 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,090 up till the '70s. 26 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:52,886 [dramatic music plays] 27 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,222 WILCOX: This brings me to rule number two: 28 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,850 there will be no sexual intercourse on the premises. 29 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:03,438 - [chuckles] Uh, yeah, um, that won't be a problem. 30 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,523 - [both laugh] 31 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:08,068 - I didn't think it would be. 32 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,277 - I know you have to say it. 33 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:12,072 It-it's fine, we're good. [laughs] 34 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,823 - All right. So, hey, take a beat. 35 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,992 Okay? Relax, and we'll see you out in 20 36 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:18,578 on the training ground, okay? 37 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,537 - Thanks, Ron. You're the best. 38 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:22,207 - Hey. It's a pleasure. 39 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,958 [laughs] 40 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,752 [door closes] 41 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,463 - Dude is a fucking sociopath. 42 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,631 - How do you mean? 43 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,674 - How do I mean? 44 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,551 Do you really want to know how I mean? 45 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,845 'Cause I was here a couple days ago when shit hit the fan. 46 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,388 There was a guy in here accusing him 47 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,432 of murdering some dude named Rodrigo. 48 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,935 - Rodrigo? - Yes, Rodrigo. 49 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,812 Saw the whole thing. And, when I first walked in this bitch, 50 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,563 they hit me in the head with a bat. 51 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:48,358 Not no plastic bat. With a fucking metal bat. 52 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,735 And today, today, he let me catch myself on fire. 53 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,655 - "Let me catch myself on fire." 54 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,906 - I don't know why you got to sound it out. Yes. 55 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,408 Let me catch-- 56 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,952 No, I see right there, that, 'cause if you slow it down... 57 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,370 You slow it down, it don't sound right, 58 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,746 but you get what I'm saying. 59 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,873 It happened. It fucking happened. 60 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,084 Look, I'm sorry, all right? It's just, 61 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,670 I don't have my phone, it's weird in here. 62 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,380 Stuff is just starting to fuck with me. 63 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,590 Maybe, maybe I'm going a little stir-crazy. 64 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,842 I don't know. 65 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,636 Mmm-- That's shit. 66 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,346 It's shit water. 67 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:21,432 [sniffs] Yep. Goddamn it. 68 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:25,186 - Well, you're not alone anymore. So... 69 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,564 - Yeah, well, maybe, but... 70 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,608 Hey, do I know you? 71 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,069 - Uh... 72 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:36,906 - [gasps] I do! 73 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,367 Fuck! You're the girl from that sitcom, with the robot. 74 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,660 The robot that was a butler, right? 75 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,036 You used to argue with the butler. 76 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:43,872 "Uh-uh, get the fuck out of here, bu..." 77 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,999 You'd do the thing. "Butler bitch." 78 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,501 Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 79 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,919 That's me. - Wow. 80 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,214 - Well, was. I just quit. 81 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,841 Kathryn Bigelow offered me the lead 82 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,218 in her next movie, which is huge... 83 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,553 - Get out. - ...since there are, like, 84 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,389 what, three total action roles for women? 85 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:04,392 - Well, it's a lot more than that, but congrats. 86 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,146 Are you-- I mean, want me to name 'em? 87 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,607 [chuckles] Let me go down the list. 88 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,901 You got Wonder Woman, right? You have the Black Widow. 89 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:16,154 You got, um... What's the one, with the woman? 90 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,697 With the, uh... [snapping fingers] 91 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,699 She's, uh... 92 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,243 The-- What's... That's three. 93 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:26,247 - Anyway, um, it's all riding on this action school. 94 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,166 Just got to prove to Ron that I've got the chops, 95 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,168 that I'm fit enough. 96 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,379 - You ain't got to prove that to nobody. You are fit. 97 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,382 [chuckles] When you walked in that door, I said, "Goddamn." 98 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,260 [laughs] Not like that. 99 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,470 I'm not saying it like that. 100 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,347 I don't mean it that way. 101 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,514 - I'm just here to train, 102 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:44,641 not make friends. - Yeah. 103 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,143 - So, just to be clear. 104 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:50,021 - We're-we're here for the same thing, right? Fuck friendship. 105 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,397 - Good. - Yeah. 106 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,651 - Mind if I use the bathroom? 107 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,110 - Do what you got to do. Bathroom right there. 108 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,654 - Yeah. 109 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,406 I'm gonna need you to just... 110 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,701 - Oh. You got to shit. 111 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,537 [dramatic music playing] 112 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,873 WILCOX: Now, in this lesson, 113 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:12,919 we're going to focus and explore the action star's motivations. 114 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,380 Agent King. What is your motivation? 115 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,382 - After working undercover in Paris, 116 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,175 I go down to the basement of the Louvre, 117 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:22,178 where I thwart the theft of an ancient Egyptian artifact, 118 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,430 when I'm accosted by a rogue agent. 119 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,140 - Good. Agent Hart? 120 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,892 - "Accost"? That's a little strong, isn't it? 121 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:29,769 - What the fuck? 122 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,729 Focus. Focus. 123 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:34,565 And...? 124 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,859 - Okay, all right. I'm-I'm an agent. 125 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:39,279 - Yes. - I'm an agent, and, 126 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,698 um, basically, I got to, I got to go get 127 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,325 Agent King-- I got to seduce, 128 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,036 I got to seduce Agent King in the basement of the Louvre. 129 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:50,123 And wh-- Just a question, is this, like, some James Bond 130 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,416 fan fiction or something? What...? - And action. 131 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,796 [suspenseful music playing] 132 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,508 Agent King? 133 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,469 - Who wants to know? 134 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,013 - Agent Hart. 135 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,057 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. 136 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:10,059 Not so fast. 137 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,146 Look, you're in great danger. 138 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,606 And the only cure for it is to come with me to my bedroom. 139 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,987 [squeaks] 140 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,905 [yelping] - Seduce her, goddamn it! 141 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:26,117 Seduce her! 142 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,118 Lure her into the car! 143 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,455 - [yelps] 144 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,497 [wheezes] 145 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,837 [high-pitched]: Get in my car. 146 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:38,755 Get in my car? 147 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,674 Fucking creep. 148 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,468 - [regular pitch]: What'd you call...? [grunts] 149 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,262 [grunting] 150 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,393 [groans] 151 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,770 What the fuck was that? WILCOX: Beautiful, beautiful. 152 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,772 Keep going, keep going. 153 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,940 - What the fuck you mean, "keep going"? 154 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,610 What the fuck, man? - You have a problem, Agent Hart? 155 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,362 - Yeah, I got a problem, motherfucker. - What is it? 156 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,572 - She's Bruce Lee and I'm some weird creeper. 157 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,241 - Oh, it's too challenging for you to seduce her. Is that it? 158 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,911 - Uh, yes, it is, when you got me looking... 159 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,000 I see what you're doing. [laughs] 160 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,418 You're trying to get me all riled up. 161 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,212 It's not gonna work. 162 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,963 I'm not falling for your little trap, 163 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:22,632 and I'm not going back over here to fight 164 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,176 this fucking jiujitsu master with sexy talk. 165 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,720 - Oh. You want a change of motivation. 166 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,181 - Yeah, I do. - Okay. This is your new motivation. 167 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,725 She's a Russian mole pretending to be an FBI agent. 168 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,644 You eliminate her with this. 169 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:37,480 [whispers]: It's a prop knife, right? 170 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,024 - Retractable. 171 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:42,735 Now go in there and show her who's boss. 172 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,279 - Now we're fucking talking. 173 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,907 You say she a Russian mole, right? 174 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:51,244 Okay. I don't like that. 175 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,830 Down goes the mole. Huh? [grunts] 176 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,835 Shit. Goddamn it. 177 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,503 [whispers] Hey. I'm about to stab you in a sec, okay? 178 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,130 Wait a minute. 179 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:05,049 It's a prop knife. Knock it off-- No. 180 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,260 Ow! What the... Oh, oh, you got to sell it, 181 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,302 make it look real. 182 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,721 Fuck! Ow! 183 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,436 - [screams] What the fuck?! 184 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,895 [groans] - Real blood. 185 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:20,064 [knife clatters] [belches] 186 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,315 JORDAN: Oh, my God. WILCOX: What have you done to her? 187 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,776 What have you done to her? 188 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,445 - I'm so sorry. I thought, 189 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,863 I thought you said it was a retractable. 190 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,406 - Oh, God. - I said it was "practical." 191 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,825 It's a practical knife! It's a real knife! 192 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,869 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God, she's passing out. 193 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,871 - Oh, shit. - I'm gonna have to stitch her up. 194 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,289 - I've got a medical kit in my office. 195 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,665 - All right, I'll go grab it. - No. 196 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:38,833 -Ow, ow, ow. -Go to your room! 197 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,418 You're grounded! 198 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,127 - No. What are you talking about? I'll go grab it. 199 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,463 - No! 200 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,631 My office is off-limits to students. 201 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:55,099 I said my office is off-limits. 202 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,603 If you disobey me again, 203 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,688 the next time I throw that knife, 204 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:01,564 it'll be through your fucking skull. 14871