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-(thunder booms)
-(eerie music playing)
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Oh, my gosh!
Dad, look at this place!
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Lockers instead of coffins,
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classrooms instead of cages.
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Him instead of...
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What was I talking about?
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Dad, does she have
to go to my high school?
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Seriously, she's creepy.
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It's not Chyna's fault she's a monster.
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It's your mom's fault.
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When I met her,
I thought she was wearing a costume.
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I didn't know she was a monster
till after we were married.
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Which actually happens
to a lot of guys.
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Well, I don't want Chyna
anywhere near me with her disgusting...
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Chyna, how many times
have I told you
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not to turn your brother to stone?
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(eerie music playing)
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-Hi, I'm Gibson.
-Hi.
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Welcome to the Mutant Farm!
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I love doing that.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thingSomething different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wingsYou got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blazeIn extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 daysWe got it, we got it ♪
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♪ If you can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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So, all these kids are monsters?
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Yes. Like you, each student
in the Mutant Program is a freak.
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Alex is a skeleton.
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He should stop exercising.
He's down to 0% body fat.
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Angus is a zombie.
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Do I have guidance counselor
stuck in my teeth?
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And then there's Svetlana.
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Where is Svetlana?
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(cackling)
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That's it. You're grounded.
Give me your broom.
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Ugh! How is that punishing him?
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Uh, I don't mean to alarm anyone,
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but that kid has a dead body.
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Oh, that's Fletcher.
He collects dead bodies.
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(gasps)
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Is this your coffin? It's beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
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I mean, your coffin is beautiful.
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I don't have a coffin.
I sleep in a snake pit.
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I know, but, you see, I...
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Hi. I'm Olive Doyle, mad scientist.
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You know, I could get you
one of these hats.
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Why would I want to hide my brain?
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Brains!
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Do they come in pink?
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You can go right over there, bud.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm working on an evil formula.
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What's in it?
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Methyl glucose ether,
sodium hydroxide, tartaric acid,
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sulfate copolymer, polyquaternium 10,
and high-fructose corn syrup.
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That stuff's in everything.
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Now, this will turn
that skunk into a hunk.
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(skunk sniffing)
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(exclaims)
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A hunk of what? That's Gibson.
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Oh, thank goodness
I'm not a skunk anymore.
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-Ugh!
-Ugh!
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-Man, what's that smell?
-Oh, I just farted.
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(screams)
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Halloween dance?
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I don't understand why
we have to celebrate this stupid holiday.
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I mean, it's Halloween
every day around here.
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Speaking of which,
how much time do we have before...
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-(bell ringing)
-(all screaming)
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(all) Run!
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Brains!
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Brains!
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This arm looks a little dry.
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Does anyone have
any ranch dressing?
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Or moisturizer?
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(laughs maniacally)
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What's with the evil laugh?
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Evil laugh?
That's my regular laugh.
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This is my evil laugh.
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(in high-pitched voice) Tee-hee-hee!
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(moans)
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Oh, look,
they're serving Sloppy Joe.
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Hey, Joe.
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(Lexi) Help!
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I'll be there as fast as I can!
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Angus ate the entire
basketball team!
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Well, I couldn't eat the track team.
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They're too hard to catch.
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You have to do something about this.
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Angus ate my prom date.
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And my boyfriend.
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And the guy I like.
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-(sighs)
-(all gasp)
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Oh, come on.
There's no reason we can't be friends.
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You'd like us
if you got to know us.
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Maybe this revolting creature
is on to something.
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We'll have a buddy system.
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Every mutant will be paired
with a non-mutant.
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You guys can work together
to prepare for the Halloween dance.
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(all) What?
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What?
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That is a great idea!
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We can choose our buddies
by drawing names out of my hat.
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(all) No!
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No!
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I'll just pair you up right now.
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Chyna, you're with Lexi.
Olive, you're with Paisley.
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Fletcher, you're with Cameron.
And you...
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Well, you're good.
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(thunder crashes)
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Look at these offensive decorations.
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I mean, spider webs?
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Just because we're monsters
doesn't mean we don't keep a tidy home.
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Look at the size of this orange!
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It's hard to peel.
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I could hook you up to a machine
that could make you smarter.
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Okay.
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It might melt your insides.
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Okay.
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I'll make you smarter
by switching your brain
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with one from a far
more intelligent being.
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(quacking)
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Do you really think this will...
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(quacks)
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Okay, we're in charge
of games for the dance.
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I was thinking bobbing for eyeballs?
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Musical electric chairs?
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Truth or death?
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Don't look at me!
I don't want to turn to stone!
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I'd instantly gain like 2,000 pounds.
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Okay, well...
how about hide and shriek?
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(screams)
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(exclaims)
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Okay, you win. Let's play again.
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So, let's talk refreshments.
What should we serve at the dance?
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How about...
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garlic?
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That's just a myth.
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Vampires aren't afraid of garlic.
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In fact, we love it.
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Sauteed over blood sausage?
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To die for.
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Okay, in that case,
why don't we serve...
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stake?
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That doesn't work either.
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If you want to damage
my heart with a stake,
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make it a fatty porterhouse.
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All right.
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How about for drinks we serve...
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holy water?
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Seriously, dude.
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Hey, Angus! How are you and your buddy
doing with ticket sales?
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Good.
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Where is your buddy?
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He's not feeling well.
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Angus, did you eat your buddy?
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Not all of him.
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There's some left
over in this tinfoil swan.
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(sighs) Wow. The gym looks great!
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And see? Nobody got hurt.
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-That's true.
-Good point.
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I feel fine.
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And we all did it together.
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Lexi suggested instead of eyeballs,
we bob for apples.
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And I've got to say apples
are just not as sweet.
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You know, maybe we'll actually
have fun at this party.
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I can't wait to hit the dance floor.
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I'm going to do the Frankenstein!
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Oh, no, don't do that.
It's culturally insensitive.
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Not all monsters dance like that.
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Besides, you're not going to the dance.
It's monsters only.
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What?
Why can't they come?
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Sorry.
It's Mutant Council policy.
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"No humans are allowed
to the Halloween dance,
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unless already in Angus' stomach."
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Who wants to be my plus one?
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That's not fair.
We did all that work.
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Yeah.
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This really ruffles my feathers.
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(groans)
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Hey, Dad.
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(chuckles) I see you finally had
your growth spurt.
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It's a Halloween costume.
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Halloween's stupid.
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Like candy corn.
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Doesn't look like corn!
Doesn't taste like corn!
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You can't pop it in the microwave!
I tried!
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Hey, where are you going
dressed like that?
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Trick or treating.
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Since Chyna and the other mutants
won't let us go to the dance.
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No way. It's not safe for you
to be out on Halloween.
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That's not fair.
You let Chyna go out.
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You let her do anything she wants.
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Because I'm scared of her.
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She's got snakes for hair, man!
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(break beat music playing)
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop at the bank.
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(cell phone howls)
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Oh, look!
I just got a text from Satan.
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"See you soon."
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We're going bowling on Saturday.
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What? Satan and I are supposed
to go rollerblading on Saturday.
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Aw! You cannot trust that guy!
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You know, I still feel bad
for the regular kids.
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They really wanted to be here.
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Boo-hoo. Poor beautiful,
undeformed humans.
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Just think about
how they must feel,
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being scared
in their own school.
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If only we could walk
a mile in their shoes.
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What? That's crazy. Walk a mile?
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No one can walk a mile.
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Would you stop worrying
about the normal kids?
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Come on. Just relax
and have some punch.
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There's eye of newt in it.
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Sorry, Newt.
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(Chyna)
How can I get through to them?
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The punch!
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This should give the punch a kick.
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(laughing sinisterly)
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(coughing)
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(doorbell chimes)
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Ooh, trick or treaters.
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Help yourself to some candy.
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Cameron, it's us. Lexi and Paisley.
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Paisley? Did Olive switch you back?
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Yeah. I didn't want to,
but the duck insisted.
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Ooh! Good, you're in costume.
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A bunch of us humans
are going to sneak into the dance
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dressed as mutants.
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Hey!
What's going on here?
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You're not going out, are you?
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No, these are friends from school,
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here to watch a horror movie
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and it's more fun
when you dress up.
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If we're going to watch a movie,
can you cut me bigger eye holes?
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(all exclaiming)
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Well, a movie sounds fun!
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I'll join you!
Let me get my costume!
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Great. Now we're stuck here.
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Not necessarily.
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These sculptures are so realistic!
They look just like us!
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Now let's go get our party on!
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(chuckles) Check out
this policeman costume I bought
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with money I made
at my policeman job.
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All right, kids!
Let's watch that movie!
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(ominous music playing)
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00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,418
(chuckles) Vroom! Vroom!
260
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,963
(eerie dance music playing)
261
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,955
Okay, everyone act natural.
262
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,712
I mean, unnatural.
263
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,075
The bride of Frankenstein, huh?
264
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,536
Hey, Frank,
mind if I dance with your wife?
265
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,375
(mumbles incoherently)
266
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,376
Hey, baby.
What's your blood type?
267
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,535
Oh. I'm not positive.
268
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:10,495
Dang.
I'm so in the mood for O positive!
269
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,959
Okay, everybody, gather round.
270
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,672
I would like to propose a toast.
271
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,002
To life! (chuckles)
272
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:23,792
And death.
273
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,667
(coughing) Wow. Good stuff.
274
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,205
What's happening to me?
275
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,793
(screaming)
276
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,375
I'm beautiful!
277
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:47,962
(screaming)
278
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,381
I have a reflection!
279
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:54,788
I used your lab to whip up a formula
that makes monsters look human.
280
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,205
And we all just drank it.
281
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,382
Oh! This way you can see for yourself
282
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,668
that it's not so easy to be human.
283
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,540
How come they didn't change?
284
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,577
They're drinking the punch.
285
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,707
Uh, no we're not.
286
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,290
Cameron?
287
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,041
You guys crashed our dance?
288
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:20,285
I will now feast on your blood!
Tee-hee-hee!
289
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,327
You don't have fangs.
290
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,753
But you do have
some baby teeth.
291
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,330
Look, there's no reason monsters
and humans can't get along.
292
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,125
Can't you see we're all
the same underneath?
293
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,328
Oh, a jack-o-lantern!
Let's light it!
294
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,377
(exclaims) Fire bad!
295
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,878
(all screaming)
296
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:45,129
-(music stops)
-(feedback)
297
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,459
Great. The DJ left!
298
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,166
This party's dead and so am I.
299
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:59,667
Well, at least I was
before you turned me into a...
300
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,875
a human.
301
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,918
Yeah. Let's go, you guys.
302
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:07,713
Hey, wait!
303
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,130
If you guys want music,
I can perform something.
304
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,578
What are you going to do?
Play some creepy organ?
305
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:19,960
There are organs?
I didn't see any at the snack table!
306
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:24,461
Hey! Don't take that.
Not the spleen! Not the spleen!
307
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:29,665
Actually, Lexi,
I was thinking I could sing a little.
308
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:34,126
♪ Callin' all the monsters!Callin' all the monsters! ♪
309
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:38,128
♪ Callin' all, I'm callin' allI'm callin' all the monsters! ♪
310
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,038
♪ Oh, yeah! Oh! ♪
311
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,535
♪ Oh, yeah! Oh! ♪
312
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,875
♪ Oh, yeah! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! ♪
313
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,169
♪ Heart thumps and you jump ♪
314
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,210
♪ Comin' down with goosebumpsYou dared to go there ♪
315
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,791
♪ I'm-a, I'm-a get you so scared ♪
316
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:54,825
♪ We're wantin' toWe're hauntin' you ♪
317
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:58,327
♪ We're wantin' to, yeah, yeah ♪
318
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:02,037
♪ You stayed and too lateTo be getting afraid ♪
319
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,625
♪ This scene extremeI'm-a get you so scared ♪
320
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,379
♪ We're wantin' toWe're hauntin' you ♪
321
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,458
♪ We're wantin' to, yeah, yeah ♪
322
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,582
♪ Gonna get your body shakin' ♪
323
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,997
♪ Wishin' you could just awaken ♪
324
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,293
♪ Here we go ♪
325
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,955
Huh, I guess the formula
wasn't permanent.
326
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,293
Chyna must have left out
the most evil ingredient of all.
327
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:36,705
High-fructose corn syrup.
328
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:43,250
♪ Tonight all the monstersGonna dance! ♪
329
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,333
♪ We're comin' to get you! ♪
330
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,207
♪ Tonight all the monstersGonna dance! ♪
331
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:52,001
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
332
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:55,633
♪ If you're only dreaming ♪
333
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:58,709
♪ Why I hear you screaming?
334
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:02,502
♪ Tonight all the monstersGonna dance! ♪
335
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,165
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
336
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:10,210
♪ Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh ♪
337
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,541
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
338
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,214
-Hey!
-(snakes hissing)
339
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:23,171
Okay, you may not like my song,
but you don't have to hiss.
340
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,381
(chuckles)
Oh, okay, it was just you guys.
341
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:34,879
(Darryl imitating siren)
342
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:39,289
Oh, no.
343
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,825
It's the cops!
344
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,077
We'll never outrun that motorcycle!
345
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,083
Have there been complaints
about too much noise?
346
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,706
No. But there have been complaints
about too much candy.
347
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,330
I'm going to have to confiscate this.
348
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,125
(imitates motorcycle revving)
349
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:02,291
(imitates tires screeching)
350
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:08,503
♪ Tonight all the monstersGonna dance! ♪
351
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,633
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
352
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:14,789
♪ Tonight all the monstersGonna dance! ♪
353
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,461
(ominous music playing)
354
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,246
No, don't.
355
00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,459
Do not go in the basement!
356
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,535
(exclaims)
357
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,496
He went in the basement.
358
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,883
(creature roaring)
359
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:38,254
See? Nothing good ever
happens in the basement.
360
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,792
Wow. You guys are not easily scared.
361
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,918
(screams)
362
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,000
Wow, Cameron.
363
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,633
When you said she was an airhead,
you weren't kidding.
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