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>> HI.
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LISTEN, I NOTICED YOU SITTING
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HERE BY YOURSELF, AND I THOUGHT
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MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO MEET A NICE
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GUY.
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HI. I'M KEVIN.
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>> THANKS, KEVIN.
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BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO FINISH MY
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VODKA GIMLET IN PEACE.
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>> SURE. I UNDERSTAND.
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>> Mandersohn: IT'S A FAMILIAR
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SITUATION.
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YOU GO OUT TO A SINGLES BAR AND
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LEAVE THE WAY YOU CAME IN --
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SINGLE.
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HI.
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I'M NOTED EXPERT
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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AND I USED TO BE IN THE SAME
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BOAT, A BOAT I CALLED THE
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TITANIC, 'CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS
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GETTING SUNK.
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I HAD A HOLE IN MY HEART THAT I
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JUST COULDN'T FIX.
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>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>> Mandersohn: SURGERY, KEVIN.
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BUT I ALSO HAD A METAPHORICAL
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HOLE IN MY HEART THAT I ALSO
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FIXED.
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SO KEEP WATCHING, AND I'M GONNA
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SHOW YOU HOW TO FILL YOUR HEART
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HOLE...WITH "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Mandersohn: [ Chuckling ]
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HEY! HI! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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THANKS FOR COMING!
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OKAY, OKAY! LET'S GET TO WORK.
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RIDDLE --
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IT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING, BUT
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IT'S PRICELESS.
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IT HAS NO CALORIES, BUT IT FILLS
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YOU UP.
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YOU CAN'T WEAR IT, BUT IT KEEPS
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YOU WARM.
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WHAT IS IT?
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ANYBODY?
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>> IS IT A TEA KETTLE?
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>> Mandersohn: [ CHUCKLES ]
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GOOD GUESS, BUT NO.
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GIVE UP?
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>> All: MM-HMM.
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>> Mandersohn: IT'S LOVE.
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THE ANSWER...IS LOVE.
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[ ALL MURMUR ]
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WELCOME TO "YOU'RE WHOLE," MY
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27-DVD COLLECTION THAT WILL
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TEACH YOU HOW TO LIVE THE LIFE
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YOU'RE LIVING WITH LIFE.
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TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS ON
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WHAT A DEAD SINGER ONCE CALLED
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"THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL."
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>> LOVE.
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WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?
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>> HOW DO I FIND IT?
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>> HOW DO I KEEP IT?
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>> WHAT ABOUT PERIOD SEX?
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>> Mandersohn: DO THESE
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QUESTIONS SOUND FAMILIAR?
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IF SO, YOU'RE READY FOR DVD 8 IN
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THE "YOU'RE WHOLE" SERIES --
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"FINDING LOVE."
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REMEMBER THIS PLACE?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE'VE PAINSTAKINGLY RECREATED
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THE SINGLES BAR FROM THE
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BEGINNING OF THE SHOW AND ALSO
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INVITED BACK MY FRIEND KEVIN.
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KEVIN, COME ON OUT HERE!
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>> WOW!
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THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE MY
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NEIGHBORHOOD SINGLES BAR!
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>> Mandersohn: YES, WE
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PAINSTAKINGLY RECREATED IT.
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KEVIN, REMEMBER THAT GIRL YOU
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SPOKE WITH EARLIER?
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>> YEAH. SHE SURE SHOT ME DOWN.
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>> Mandersohn: WELL, GUESS WHAT?
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WE'VE PAINSTAKINGLY RECREATED
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HER AND BROUGHT HER HERE TODAY.
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LET'S BRING HER OUT NOW.
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COME ON OUT HERE, KIM!
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I BELIEVE THE LADY ORDERED A
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VODKA GIMLET.
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KEVIN, SAY HELLO TO KIM.
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KIM, THIS IS KEVIN.
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>> I REALLY WANT TO APOLOGIZE
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FOR BEING SO FORWARD THE OTHER
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NIGHT, I --
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>> Shh.
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>> Mandersohn: AND THAT'S HOW
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YOU FIND LOVE.
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NOW LET'S MEET SOME FAMILIAR
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FACES LOOKING FOR LOVE.
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YOU KNOW THEM AS THE FLOATING
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HEADS FROM THE INTRODUCTION TO
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THIS SECTION, BUT I KNOW THEM AS
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FOUR LONELY PEOPLE LOOKING FOR
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LOVE.
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HI, GUYS.
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>> All: HI.
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>> Mandersohn: WHY DON'T YOU
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PAIR UP AND MAKE OUT A LITTLE?
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AND THAT'S HOW YOU FIND LOVE.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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SO, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> YOU MAKE IT SEEM SO EASY,
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RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: IT IS EASY,
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FRIEND, AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER
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THESE THREE LETTERS --
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U.T.T.
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"USE THE TONGUE."
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SAY IT WITH ME.
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>> All: USE THE TONGUE.
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>> Mandersohn: GREAT.
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I CAN SEE THAT YOU GUYS ARE DOWN
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WITH U.T.T.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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MY EXCLUSIVE SYSTEM WILL TEACH
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YOU THE RIGHT WAY TO USE THE
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TONGUE TO FIND LOVE AND TO LOSE
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ALL THE WEIGHT!
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WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GONNA
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FIND LOVE THE OLD-FASHIONED
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WAY -- WITH MONEY!
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>> Mandersohn: I'M
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN, NOTED
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EXPERT AND TOTALLY BLIND.
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WITH ME IS MY BEAUTIFUL ORIENTAL
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WIFE, PAM.
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PAM AND I ARE GONNA TEACH YOU
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SOME OF OUR PATENTED TONGUE
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EXERCISES FROM DVD 8,
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"FINDING LOVE."
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PAM, WHY DON'T YOU GET US
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STARTED?
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>> OKAY.
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THIS IS CALLED "ROUND ROBIN."
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THIS IS "DOORBELL."
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THIS IS "CHICKEN IN BASKET."
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>> Mandersohn: OKAY.
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TAKE A BREAK, EVERYBODY.
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IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU'LL GET ALL
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THESE U.T.T. EXERCISES, PLUS
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"PENNY IN A SHOEBOX,"
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"DOG SNEEZE,"
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"A LITTLE TOO MUCH PEPPER,"
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"BABY'S FIRST NACHO," AND
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THOUSANDS MORE!
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AND I'LL ALSO INCLUDE A
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1963 BUFFALO-HEAD NICKEL,
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ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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>> WE'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
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>> AND WE LOVE THE BUFFALO-HEAD
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NICKEL.
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>> Mandersohn: WE'RE BACK.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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>> GILLI.
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>> Mandersohn: GILLI, WHAT IF I
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TOLD YOU I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU
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OUT ON A DATE?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M MARRIED.
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>> Mandersohn: FAIR ENOUGH.
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BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I HAD...
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$80 TO SPEND ON OUR DATE?
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>> I SHOULDN'T.
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BUT I WOULD LOVE TO!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Mandersohn: EXACTLY.
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SIT BACK DOWN.
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WE'RE NOT GOING ON A DATE.
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FRIENDS, I'D LIKE TO SPEND SOME
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TIME TALKING ABOUT DVD 26 IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SERIES -- "MONEY
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MAY NOT BUY HAPPINESS, BUT IT
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SURE CAN BUY LOVE!
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AND LOVE IS EVEN BETTER THAN
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HAPPINESS."
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IN THIS EXCLUSIVE DVD, I'LL SHOW
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YOU HOW TO USE THE POWER OF
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AMERICAN MONEY TO BUY LOVE.
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SOUND GOOD?
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[ ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT ]
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LET'S GO!
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NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
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SOMEBODY VERY SPECIAL -- MY
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FRIEND JAVID.
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YOU MIGHT NOT RECOGNIZE JAVID'S
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FACE, BUT I BET YOU'LL RECOGNIZE
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HIS INVENTION, BECAUSE IT'S
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SOMETHING ALL OF US USE EVERY
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SINGLE DAY.
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JAVID, WHAT DID YOU INVENT?
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>> THE CRINKLE FRY.
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>> Mandersohn: THE CRINKLE FRY.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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JAVID, I'VE GOT TO ASK.
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HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE
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IDEA FOR THE CRINKLE FRY?
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>> I'VE GOT TO THANK YOU FOR
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THAT, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: ME? BUT WHY?
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>> I USED TO BE A SHORT-ORDER
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COOK WITH NO FUTURE.
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THEN I PURCHASED "YOU'RE WHOLE"
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AND INVENTED THE CRINKLE FRY.
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>> Mandersohn: THAT'S A GREAT
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STORY.
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BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT
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CRINKLE FRIES, ARE WE?
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>> NO, SIR.
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WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT LOVE.
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AND I WANT YOU TO MEET THE LOVE
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OF MY LIFE -- MY SECOND WIFE,
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LIMBER.
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>> Mandersohn: HI, LIMBER.
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>> HI!
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>> Mandersohn: GOOD LUCK, NOT
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ONLY WITH YOUR LOVE, BUT ALSO
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WITH CRINKLE FRIES.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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WASN'T THAT A GREAT STORY?
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DVD 26 IS FILLED WITH GREAT
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IDEAS ABOUT USING MONEY TO BUY
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LOVE.
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GILLI, REMEMBER THAT DATE I
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PROMISED YOU BEFORE?
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I MIGHT'VE BEEN KIDDING ABOUT
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THE DATE, BUT I WASN'T KIDDING
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ABOUT THE $80.
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HERE YOU GO.
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TAKE YOUR HUSBAND TO A FIVE-STAR
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RESTAURANT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> I LOVE YOU, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: YOU HEAR THAT,
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EVERYBODY?
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SHE LOVES ME!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND ALL IT TOOK WAS $80!
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[ LAUGHTER QUIETS ]
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I WONDER WHAT SHE'D DO FOR $100.
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[ LAUGHTER STOPS ]
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HERE.
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HERE'S 20 MORE DOLLARS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T FOUND LOVE,
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DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE WHEN WE
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COME BACK, I'VE GOT A SUREFIRE
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WAY TO FIND YOUR SOUL MATE ON A
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BICYCLE BUILT FOR...
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ONE?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WHOO!
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ORANGES. APPLES AND ORANGES.
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WELCOME BACK.
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YOU KNOW, WE'VE MET SOME PRETTY
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INCREDIBLE PEOPLE TODAY.
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BUT AS USUAL, I'VE SAVED THE
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BEST FOR LAST.
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I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" GRADUATES RICKY
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AND RACHEL.
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LET'S HEAR THEIR STORY.
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>> I WAS LONELY.
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>> I WANTED LOVE.
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>> BUT THEN I PURCHASED
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"YOU'RE WHOLE."
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>> I NEVER WOULD'VE MET RICKY
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WITHOUT DVD 10.
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>> DVD 10 CHANGED MY LIFE.
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>> Both: THANKS, RANDALL!
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>> Mandersohn: SO WHAT'S THE
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SECRET IN DVD 10 THAT BROUGHT
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RICKY AND RACHEL TOGETHER?
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I THINK WHEN YOU MEET THEM,
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YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
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HERE THEY ARE -- RICKY AND
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RACHEL!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THEY'RE UNICYCLING!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S THE SECRET!
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IT'S DVD 10 IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SERIES --
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"UNICYCLING"!
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RICKY, RACHEL, YOU'RE A GREAT
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COUPLE.
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TELL US HOW YOU MET.
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>> WE HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR
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THAT, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: ME? BUT WHY?
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>> AFTER WATCHING DVD 10, I
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DECIDED TO START UNICYCLING.
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ON MY VERY FIRST DAY UNICYCLING
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DOWN THE STREET, I SAW SOMEBODY
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UNICYCLING TOWARDS ME.
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>> Mandersohn: HOLD ON A SECOND.
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TWO UNICYCLISTS ON THE SAME
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STREET?
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WHERE DO YOU LIVE --
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CIRCUS-TOWN?
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[ BOTH CHUCKLING ]
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>> NO. WE LIVE IN MICHIGAN.
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YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO IT WAS
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RIDING THAT UNICYCLE.
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>> Mandersohn: I CAN'T EVEN
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BEGIN TO GUESS.
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>> IT WAS ME!
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>> Mandersohn: RICKY, RACHEL, DO
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YOU GUYS REMEMBER JAVID, THE
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INVENTOR WHO CREATED THE CRINKLE
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FRY?
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WHILE WE'VE BEEN TALKING, JAVID
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AND HIS SECOND WIFE, LIMBER,
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HAVE BEEN LEARNING A BRAND-NEW
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SKILL.
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JAVID, LIMBER, COME ON OUT.
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KEVIN, AND THAT LADY!
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OH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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RICKY AND RACHEL!
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AND ONE MORE SURPRISE FOR
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EVERYBODY -- CRINKLE FRIES!
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[ ALL EXCLAIMING ]
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WE'RE CHANGING LIVES EVERY
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SINGLE DAY, FILLING YOUR HOLES
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WITH "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, AND
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WE'LL SAVE SOME CRINKLE FRIES
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FOR YA.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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HAVE SOME FRIES, EVERYBODY.
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FRY?
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ORDER "YOU'RE WHOLE" NOW FOR
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THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99.
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THAT'S $19.99.
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YOU GET THE DVDs, MY EXCLUSIVE
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U.T.T. EXERCISE SYSTEM, AND A
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1963 BUFFALO-HEAD NICKEL.
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CALL NOW.
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