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MEOW.
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MEOW.
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[CLAPPING]
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>> I WON'T LET HIM SLEEP IN MY
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BED.
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WELCOME TO TOSH.0, THE SINGLE
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GREATEST HALF HOUR OF YOUR LIFE.
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BELIEVE IT!
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TODAY'S SHOW IS WONDERFUL.
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TODAY TERRELL OWENS MAKES
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AMENDS.
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SCARLETT TUMBLES HER WAY TO A
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WEB REDEMPTION.
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AND HEIDI AND SPENCER ANNOY ME.
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BUT FIRST, PEREZ HILTON VERSUS
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THE BLACKED EYED PEAS.
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APPARENTLY A FIGHT BROKE OUT
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THIS WEEK BETWEEN WILL I AM AND
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PEREZ.
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THIS IS WHAT PEREZ SAID THAT
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STARTED THE FIGHT.
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THAT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE THING
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THAT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO HEAR.
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>> WHOA!
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>> HELLO POT, MEET KETTLE.
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THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE
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WORST THING YOU CAN CALL A BLACK
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RAPPER.
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THAT'S WHY I (BLEEP) YOUR BITCH
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YOU FAT (BLEEP).
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THAT SOUNDS A LOT WORSE.
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IF THAT'S ALL MICHAEL RICHARDS
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HAD SAID HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE
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IN HIDING.
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WILL RESPONDED HARSHLY ON HIS
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VLOG.
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WAY TO BE GANGSTA.
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I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN
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RAPPERS WOULD ACT LIKE MEN AND
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JUST SHOOT SOMEBODY.
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NOW IT'S LIKE A SEMI COLON WINK.
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BANG BANG.
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LET'S GET TO SOME SERIOUS
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INTERNET NEWS.
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FREE JACK YATES.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS?
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GET INVOLVED.
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THIS CASE IS VERY NEAR TO MY
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HEART.
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THIS YOUNG MAN HAS BEEN
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IMPRISONED FOR 6 MONTHS FOR
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ILLEGALLY POSTING THE LOVE GURU
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ONLINE.
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WHERE IT WAS DOWNLOADED OVER
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85,000 TIMES.
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THEY SAY HAD THAT NOT HAPPENED,
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THE FILM COULD HAVE BEEN A BOX
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OFFICE SMASH.
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OKAY, LET'S ALL SLOW DOWN.
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THIS CLIP HAS 14 MILLION VIEWS
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ONLINE.
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20 ARE FROM ME.
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>> THE POINT PEOPLE WILL WATCH
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CRAP AS LONG AS IT'S FREE.
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I WAS IN THIS MOVIE AND I
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WOULDN'T PAY TO SEE IT.
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THEN MY MOM GOT A JOB.
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>> YEAH.
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SOMEONE HAS GOT RANGE.
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I HOPE EVERYONE IS ENJOYING
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THEIR SUMMER.
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MAKE SURE YOU GO OUTSIDE AND GET
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SOME EXERCISE.
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I DON'T WANT TO.
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LET'S SEE HOW MANY JOKES WE CAN
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MAKE IN 20 SECONDS.
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HUH, YOU MEAN THAT RESERVOIR AT
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THE END OF THE SLIP AND SLIDE
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WASN'T ENOUGH TO CONTAIN HIM?
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AT LEAST HE GOT TO EAT SOMETHING
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AT THE END.
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STAY CALM, JUST KEEP HIM WET.
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WE NEED BUCKETS!
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LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL PHELPS IS
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STILL SMOKING POT.
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IT'S LIKE WATCHING A JUMBO JET
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LAND ON AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
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LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, I'M
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IMPRESSED.
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HE WENT REALLY FAR FOR ONLY
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TAKING TWO SLOW STEPS BEFORE THE
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SLIDE.
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PERFECT TIMING.
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EVIL BABY, WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING
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AT?
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DING DING DING, BE THERE.
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TELL YOUR PARENTS NOT TO WORRY,
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IT DOESN'T MEAN YOUR KIDS ARE
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SLOW BECAUSE THEY LIKE DANE
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COOK.
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THAT'S A PHASE AND MOST KIDS
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GROW OUT OF IT BY AROUND MIDDLE
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SCHOOL.
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OUT ON YOU!
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THAT'S OUT ON YOU!
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THAT'S CALLED A FLIP THROW IN.
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IT'S FOR DOUCHEBAGS WHOSE ARMS
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ARE SO WEAK THAT THEY HAVE TO
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UTILIZE ALL OF THEIR LEG
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STRENGTH TO THROW A 15-OUNCE
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SOCCER BALL.
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I KNOW IT HURTS BUDDY, BUT YOU
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JUST FOUND OUT WHAT THE REST OF
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US ALREADY KNOW SOCCER IS
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STUPID.
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(NOW GO PLAY REAL FOOTBALL)
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"SOCCER'S THE MOST POPULAR SPORT
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ON THE PLANET.".
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YEAH I KNOW, THANKS TO THIRD
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WORLD COUNTRIES.
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YOU SPEND ALL DAY IN A MUD HUT
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SWATTING FLIES AND I GUARANTEE
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THE IDEA OF KICKING A BALL ON A
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HUGE GRASS FIELD WILL SOUND LIKE
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THE GREATEST PASTIME EVER.
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BY THE WAY, THAT'S NOT THE ONLY
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PLACE
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THE FLIP THROW IS EFFECTIVE.
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THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW I BOWL.
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STILL BROKE 100 AND A WALL.
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THAT WAS A 15 POUND BALL.
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YOU EVER GET STUCK NEXT TO THIS
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PERSON ON A PLANE?
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OH!
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WELCOME TO THE BILE-HIGH CLUB.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE,
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WE'VE HAD PUKING IN 4 STRAIGHT
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SHOWS.
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I'VE CLEARED A SPOT FOR MY EMMY.
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NOW, LET'S SIFT THROUGH THE
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MESS, CHUNK BY CHUNK, IN THIS
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WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.
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[CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
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>> OH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART
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TOO.
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OKAY, PLAY THIS DISGUSTING
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VIDEO.
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STOP.
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OKAY, STARTS OUT AWFUL.
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"THIS SUCKS.
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I HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, AND I'M
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BARFING INTO A BREAD BAG, STOP,
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WHILE MY TALLER, THINNER,
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PRETTIER FRIEND KAREN WINCES AT
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ME IN HER HALTER TOP.
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THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY
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LIFE.
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AT LEAST I GOT IT ALL IN THE
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BAG."
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TOWER, THIS IS GHOST RIDER,
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REQUESTING PUKE BY.
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NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER, THE BARF
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BAG IS FULL.
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I REPEAT, THE BARF BAG IS FULL.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED
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IT'S GOING UNDER HER GLASSES?
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AND HOLY CRAP, LOOK AT HER
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KICKING.
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IT'S LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO TREAD
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VOMIT.
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"I'M COVERED IN MY OWN THROW UP.
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HERE'S AN IDEA, MAYBE NEXT TIME
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WE'LL JUST RENT THOSE
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PADDLE-BOATS LIKE I WANTED TO."
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OR THOSE TRICYCLE PADDLE BOATS.
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GREAT SHAKE IT OFF.
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JUST SHAKE IT OFF.
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AND PILE
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AND PILOTS, NEXT TIME THERE'S A
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YOUNG GIRL HEAVING, MAYBE YOU
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CAN POSTPONE THAT STALLING
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BARREL ROLL MANEUVER.
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BUT LUCKILY FOR US, MAVERICK AND
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GOOSE HAD THEIR DATE RAPE CAM ON
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AND PUT IT UP ON THE INTERNET
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FOR THE WORLD TO SEE, AND FOR
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THAT WE THANK YOU.
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OKAY, LET'S BRING HER DOWN!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
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SCARLETT TAKES A TUMBLE, BUT
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FIRST
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YOU THINK ALL OF THE GREAT
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WEBSITE NAMES ARE TAKEN?
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NOT EVEN CLOSE.
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HERE'S JUST A SAMPLE OF SOME
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UNCLAIMED DOMAIN NAMES THAT ARE
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AVAILABLE NOW.
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BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HURRY!
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TAKE THAT A FROM JOHN AND KATE.
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JESUS CHRYSLER.
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REAL DOLL LOVE AFFAIRS.
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>> JELLY TUGS.COM.
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OH!
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>> AT LEAST SHE WASN'T ON THE
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IRONING BOARD.
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CHRIS ROCK SAID, "THE ONLY JOB A
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FATHER HAS IS TO KEEP THEIR
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DAUGHTERS OFF THE POLE.".
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GUESS HE FORGOT ABOUT THE TABLE.
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SURE, MAYBE IT'S FUNNY WHEN
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SCARLET TAKES HER TUMBLE, BUT
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DOES SHE REALLY DESERVE TO BE
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TEASED FOR TRYING TO MAKE A
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CHARMING VIDEO?
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NO!
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OK, MAYBE.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHO REALLY NEEDS
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TO TAKE A TUMBLE?
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THESE LADIES:
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ONLY I WISH THEY'D FALL OFF A
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MOUNTAIN.
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LIKE, THE BIGGEST MOUNTAIN EVER.
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ANYWAY WHERE WAS I.
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OH YEAH, SCARLETT.
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HEY, AT LEAST SHE ISN'T HUMPING
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THE FURNITURE.
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DID SHE NEED TO SING UP ON THAT
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COFFEE TABLE?
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NO.
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DID SHE NEED TO HANG TEN ON THE
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EDGE?
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GOOD LORD, NO.
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BUT SHE DID IT ANYWAY.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE LIKE ANY TRUE ARTIST,
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SHE'S A RISK-TAKER!
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OBVIOUSLY, I HAD TO MEET UP THE
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GIRL WHO REFUSED TO STAY DOWN.
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SO LET'S SEE IF SCARLETT HAS
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WHAT IT TAKES TO GET HER GROOVE
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BACK IN THIS WEEK'S WEB
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REDEMPTION.
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[CLAPPING AND CHEERING].
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>> AND PAGE ALSO KNOWN AS
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SCARLETT.
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>> IT WAS THE FIRST NAME THAT
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POPPED IN MY HEAD.
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>> I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
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>> IT HURT BUT I DIDN'T HURT
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ANYTHING.
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I JUST BRUISED THE BACK OF MY
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LEG.
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>> AND SINGING AND DO YOU ENJOY
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SINGING.
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>> YES.
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>> YOU USED THE WORD BALANCE.
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>> I REMEMBER THAT.
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>> HOW DID PEOPLE IN HIGH SCHOOL
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RESPONSIBLE.
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>> EVERY NOW AND THEN SOMEONE IS
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NOT REALLY COOL.
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>> KIDS ARE SO MEAN.
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>> AND WHEN THEY WOULD DO
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SOMETHING STUPID.
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AND THEY WOULD BE NOT AS STUPID
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AS STANDING AS A TABLE.
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>> I DON'T THINK STANDING ON A
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TABLE WAS THE STUPID PART.
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>> I WOULD SAY WALKING TO THE
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VERY EDGE OF THE TABLE
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>> I FORGOT WHERE I WAS FOR A
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SPLIT SECOND AND IT JUST ALL
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HAPPENED.
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>> PAIGE, SCARLET ARE YOU READY
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TO BEGIN YOUR TRAINING.
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>> AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE.
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>> WHY DO WE FALL.
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>> BECAUSE.
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>> WHY DO WE FALL.
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SO WE CAN GET BACK UP
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>> I BROUGHT IN 3 TIME OLYMPIC
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COACH.
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>> YOU HELP HER WITH HER
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BALANCE.
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I'M GOING TO FIND A MUSIC
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PRODUCER.
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>> OKAY.
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>> OCCASIONALLY SHE LIKES TO
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HEAR YOU CAN DO IT.
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>> OKAY.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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>> KEEP YOUR BALANCE FORWARD,
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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>> PAIGE YOU ARE COMING ALONG
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WONDERFULLY.
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THIS IS TIM.
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TIM IS A HOLLYWOOD COMPOSER.
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>> HE IS GOING TO PERFECT THE
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SONG.
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ALL RIGHT TIM GO GET STONED OR
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WHATEVER.
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>> WELL, PAIGE THE WORLDS EVERY
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WORLD WANTS TO KNOW ARE YOU
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READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.
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>> I'M READY.
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>> I'M NERVOUS.
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
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GIVE A WARM ROUND OF APPLAUSE
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FOR SCARLETT.
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* BACK WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE
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BOUGHT A NEW HOME *
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* I WOULD HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE FOR
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YOU *
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* CAN I BEAR TO GIVE MY HEART TO
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NEED TO PART *
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* I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK, STILL
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I CAN'T BUT THINK OF YOU *
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[CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
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THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS,
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YES.
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THAT SONG IS AVAILABLE TO
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DOWNLOAD ON OUR WEBSITE.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TERRELL
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OWENS.
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[CLAPPING AND CHEERING [.
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>> NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE PRANK
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OF THE WEEK.
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>> YOU LIKE THAT?
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AND THAT WAS THE PRANK OF THE
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[CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
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WELCOME BACK.
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A LITTLE LATER YOU'LL SEE A NEW
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VIDEO MADE TERRELL OWENS, BUT
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FIRST I HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO
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SIT DOWN WITH SPENCER AND HEIDI,
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HOLLYWOOD'S HOTTEST COUPLE.
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AND BY HOTTEST, I MEAN MOST
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ANNOYING.
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WE'RE HERE WITH REALITY STARS
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HEIDI AND SPENCER.
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>> IT MUST BE HARD BEING THAT
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STUPID.
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HOW DO YOU MANAGE?
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AND SHE MANAGES HERSELF.
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I'M LIKE HER SECRETARY.
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>> I HATE YOU.
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>> I WOULD LOVE TO BASH BOTH OF
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YOU IN THE FACE WITH A
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PILLOWCASE FULL OF DOORKNOBS.
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>> SPENCER, WHO IS AT THIS POINT
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DOESN'T THINK YOU TWO SHOULD BE
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BURIED ALIVE.
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>> PROBABLY JUST US.
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>> HEIDI YOU'VE HAD YOUR BOOBS,
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FACE AND CHIN REDONE.
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>> IT'S LIKE ON THIRD OF YOUR
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YEARLY SALARY.
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>> DID ONE OF YOU PEE YOUR
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PANTS.
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>> MAYBE.
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MAYBE.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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>> WE SHOULD FIGURE THAT OUT.
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>> HEIDI, SPAEN SIR THANK YOU SO
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MUCH FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR
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BUSY SCHEDULES.
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THAT'S HARD TO EVEN SAY.
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GOODNIGHT.FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR BU
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SCHEDULES.
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THAT'S HARD TO EVEN SAY.
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GOODNIGHT.MUCH FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF YO
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BUSY SCHEDULES.
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THAT'S HARD TO EVEN SAY.
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GOODNIGHT.
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I HAVE TO DO THIS.
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OUR LAWYERS WANT ME TO MENTION,
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THAT WAS NOT A REAL INTERVIEW
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AND HEIDI HAS NOT HAD A CHIN
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JOB YET.
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LIVE VIA WEB CHAT, PLEASE
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WELCOME TERRELL OWENS.
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TERRELL.
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>> CAN YOU HEAR ME.
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>> YEAH I CAN HEAR YOU.
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>> DID YOU BUY THAT SUIT OFF THE
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RACK.
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IT IS WONDERFUL.
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>> THANK YOU
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>> WHY DID YOU PRERECORD ALL
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YOUR APOLOGIES.
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>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD
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IDEA
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>> WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU ON
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OUR SHOW.
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>> THANK YOU.
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THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
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>> HOW YOU GUYS DOING.
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IT'S GOING TO BE A BUSY SEASON.
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I FIGURED I'D GET ALL MY FUTURE
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APOLOGIES OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT
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NOW.
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LET'S BEGIN.
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I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO MY
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TEAMMATES AND MY COACH FOR THE
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EXCESSIVE CELEBRATIONS.
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I GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT
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GETS EXCITED.
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I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR
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THE JOE BUCK SHOW.
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR
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THAT SHOW.
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>> I KNOW I'M REALLY AWESOME,
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AND I MAKE AWESOME PLAYS BUT IN
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THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS, YOU
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GOT TO SHOW OTHER PEOPLE.
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>> SORRY ABOUT WINDOWS VISTA.
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NOT THE OPERATING SYSTEM I
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THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
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>> I'M SORRY FOR THE STOCK, AND
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HOUSING MARKET.
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>> I'M SORRY FOR THAT TOUCHDOWN
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DANCE WHERE I HAD SEX WITH YOUR
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GIRLFRIEND.
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THAT WAS REALLY RUDE.
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>> LADY IN RED AND IT FELT LIKE
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BARF AND I TRIED TO BLAME IT ON
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THE COUPLE NEXT TO US.
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GUESS WHAT.
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IT WAS ME, AND I APOLOGIZE.
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>> GIVE ME THE BALL.
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I'M ALWAYS ON THE BALL.
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[CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
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THANK YOU T.O.
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TO SEE EVEN MORE APOLOGIES THAT
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DIDN'T MAKE IT TO OUR SHOW GO TO
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COMEDY CENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0.
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AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE, BRUSH
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YOUR HAIR AND DON'T FORGET YOUR
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STINKY UNDERWEAR.
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UPLOAD YOUR OWN VIDEO FOR A
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CHANCE TO BE OUR VIEWER VIDEO OF
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THE WEEK.
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THIS WEEK'S SUBMISSION COMES TO
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US FROM TURKEYNECK.NET
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GROSS MOM.
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ONCE A MONTH.
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YES, SWEETIE.
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>> EVERY MONTH?
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>> YES, SWEETIE BUT THAT IS THE
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PRIVILEGE OF BEING A WOMAN.
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WHEN YOU'RE READY TO YOU CAN
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HAVE A BABY.
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>> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
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EVERY MONTH YOU GET AN ABORTION.
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>> COME HERE.
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THEY'RE CALLING ME SHERYL.
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>> I LOVE THAT.
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THANKS GUYS.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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SHORTIES WATCHING SHORTIES.
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[CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.
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MAKE SURE YOU WATCH OUR NEXT
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SHOW WHEN WE GIVE CHRIS CROCKER
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SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT.
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AND ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU GO TO
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OUR WEBSITE
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COMEDYCENTRAL.COM/TOSH.0 WHERE
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WE HAVE A NEW DAVID KOECHNER
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FLOWER SHOP VIDEO, MORE TO
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APOLOGIES AND MORE UNCUT HEIDI &
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SPENCER FOOTAGE.
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OKAY, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR
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AGAIN WHEN WE CELEBRATE OUR
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COUNTRY'S INDEPENDENCE SO WE'VE
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MADE A MASH UP OF SOME OF THE
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INTERNET'S MOST MEMORABLE
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NATIONAL ANTHEMS.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA.
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* OH SAY CAN YOU SEE *
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* BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT *
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* AS THE LANDS GLEAM IT WAS *
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* THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT *
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* OH THE LAND OF THE FREE *
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* SO GALLANTLY SLEEPING *
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* AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE *
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* AND THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
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*
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* THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
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*
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* OH SAY THAT STAR-SPANGLED
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BANNER YEAH WAVING *
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* FOR THE LAND OF THE FREE *
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* AND THE BRAVE *
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PLAY BALL!
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SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
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>> LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL PHELPS IS
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STILL SMOKE POT.
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IT'S LIKE WATCHING A JUMBO JET
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LAND AN AIRCRAFT.
503
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WHEN I MEANT TO SAY BEFORE THE
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STUPID TIME RAN OUT IT'S LIKE I
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DON'T CARE I WILL GET THIS JOKE
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OUT.
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IT'S LIKE WATCHING A JUMBO JET
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LAND AN AIRCRAFT.
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NO, BACK IT UP.
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IT'S LIKE WATCHING A JUMBO JET
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LAND ON AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
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I KNOW.
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OKAY.
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OUT OF TIME.
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HAD YOU EVER PUT SOME THINGS ON
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THAT COFFEE TABLE BEFORE.
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>> NO.
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LOOK, IT, I'M GOING TO DIE.
519
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>> I NOTICED THERE WAS SOME
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IRONING THAT NEEDED TO BE
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ATTENDED NEXT TO THE TABLE.
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DID YOU EVER GET AROUND TO DOING
523
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THAT.
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>> YES.
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I DID.
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>> THAT'S THE ONE THING I
527
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NOTICED.
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ON THE LEFT THERE WAS AN IRONING
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BOARD.
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