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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:24,839 Subs by: ode_hard@yahoo.co.id Do not copy, resync or upload without permission!!! 1 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,839 CLARKSON: Last year, Richard Hammond and I set off from Venice 2 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,959 on what should have been the perfect road trip. 3 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,439 (LAUGHING) 4 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,159 We always had the right car for the right road. 5 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,719 What a machine! 6 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,039 The sun shone when we wanted it to... 7 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,719 Look at this now. 8 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,039 ...and the rain came when we didn't. 9 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,359 (LAUGHING) 10 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,039 It was brilliant. 11 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,159 Right up to the moment when the French Constabulary 12 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,639 took away our driving licences. 13 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,879 Oh... Right. 14 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,239 So, this year with the lesson learned, 15 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:03,279 we thought we'd do the perfect road trip again. 16 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,759 And this time we'd get it right. 17 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,119 (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,199 Do not adjust your set. 19 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,839 I know this how we began last year, 20 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,319 on a Riva Acquarama, the world's best speedboat. 21 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,359 In Venice, the world's best city 22 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,079 -that's built on a sea. -Yeah. 23 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,199 But there are some major differences between what you saw 24 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,839 last year and what you'll see this time. 25 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,959 Firstly, he's even fatter. 26 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,239 -Oh, I am. -He is. 27 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,559 And secondly, we have completely changed the route. 28 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,319 Oh, yeah. This year we are not going to France. 29 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,559 Because frankly, they are... Well, they're a bunch of... 30 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,279 (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 31 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,319 Instead we shall be staying in Italy, 32 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,679 God's personal racetrack, 33 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,159 going from Venice down through Tuscany and Rome 34 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,359 and along the spectacular Amalfi Coast. 35 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,959 And the cars we'll be using will be even better than they were last year. 36 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,559 Faster, harder, louder. 37 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:20,839 We'd even arranged to finish on the glittering jet-set island of Capri 38 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:24,079 in a couple of classic Ford Capris. 39 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,119 Nothing could go wrong this time. 40 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,319 (HORN HOOTING) 41 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,759 Frankly, the roads we've lined up this year are biblical. 42 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,559 Well, they're not biblical, they're more modern than that, 43 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,359 but they are magnificent. 44 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,359 And the cars we have to drive on them... 45 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,959 So, there is a whole exciting, thrilling bag of things we've got lined up. 46 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,079 But one thing we haven't put in it... 47 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,959 Is James May. James May. He's not here. 48 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,399 Which is what really makes it perfect. 49 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,919 You lose Captain Slow. 50 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,559 We can go with the sort of speeds they like in Italy. 51 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,199 And I have one extra thing, 52 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,079 one extra little piece of perfection this year... 53 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,719 -Oh, here we go. -...to go with the perfect road trip. 54 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,839 No, critical, for the first time ever. 55 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,159 Food, we're abroad. 56 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,999 Ordinarily, I pretty much starve or survive on crisps. 57 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,559 This time, for the first time, 58 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,919 not only am I going to be able to eat foreign food, 59 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,599 I'm gonna love it because we are going to Bologna, 60 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,199 home of spaghetti Bolognese, 61 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,399 my favourite food in the world. 62 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,919 Bologna. Bolognese. 63 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,039 I'll be able to eat like a local and love it. 64 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,359 (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 65 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,439 CLARKSON: Soon, we docked the boat and were ready to meet the cars 66 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,399 we'd chosen for the first leg of the journey. 67 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,279 Richard would be using the brand new 68 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,559 5.2-litre V10 Lamborghini Hur�can, 69 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,999 the long-awaited replacement for the Gallardo. 70 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,279 And I'd be using this. 71 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,359 The equally new McLaren 650S, 72 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,679 which comes with a twin turbo 3.8-litre V8. 73 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,359 Now, you're probably sitting there wondering why neither of us 74 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,239 has chosen to use a Ferrari 458. 75 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:06,279 And that's a good question because it is a magnificent car. 76 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,719 -It is. But it has one massive flaw. -Mmm. 77 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,439 -James May owns one. -He does. 78 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,039 He does and he has completely ruined it. 79 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,279 Nobody would want to buy Ferrari 458 now. 80 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,399 -No. -Nobody. 81 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,919 I do not want to drive to Bologna in James May's car. 82 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,079 No, it would be like going there in his underpants. 83 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,039 -It would ruin the experience. -It's worse. 84 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,439 Whereas in these, our immediate future is bright. 85 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,239 Our immediate future is orange. 86 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,679 Very, very orange. 87 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,919 Ya-ha-ha! 88 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,679 (ENGINE ROARING) 89 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,879 What a noise! 90 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,359 James May thought long and hard about buying a McLaren. 91 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,519 But then he realised it was much quicker than the Ferrari, so of course, 92 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,359 being Captain Slow, he'd want the Ferrari. 93 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:00,359 And that was the old MP4-12C, that was what he was thinking of buying. 94 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,799 This is the 650S and this... 95 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,239 This is a different animal. 96 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,159 This looks more aggressive than the 12C. 97 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,239 It's got some technology from the P1 in it and much 98 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,999 to the annoyance of those who did buy a12C, 99 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,599 this is a hell of a lot faster. 100 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,799 I have at the control of my right foot 101 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,159 641 brake horsepower. 102 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:37,039 I have 500 torques and all that means I can go from 0-60 103 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,759 in 2.9 seconds. 104 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:47,199 The 12C was three seconds faster round the Top Geartest track 105 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:51,119 than a Ferrari 458. This... Oh, this is... 106 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,759 Jesus wept, that's quick! 107 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,239 When we talk about super cars and then hyper cars, 108 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,399 this is hyper car speed, it really is. 109 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:10,319 And yet, like the 12C, it's unbelievably comfortable. 110 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,679 It is like driving around in a cloud. 111 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,319 Because all the wheels are connected electronically 112 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,199 rather than with anti-roll bars, 113 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,839 there's no physical connection between them. 114 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,519 And that means when one wheel goes over a bump, 115 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,959 it feels it, but none of the others do. 116 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,399 That's why you just glide along. 117 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:36,759 What this means is that you can go faster and harder for longer. 118 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,799 Which means that pretty soon you'll have to stop somewhere 119 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,159 so your colleague can catch up. 120 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,079 (BELL TOLLING) 121 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,239 -Shut up! -I haven't said anything yet. 122 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,399 Yeah, but I know what you're going to say. 123 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,519 You're gonna go on about how your car's faster when it's... 124 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,639 It is. 125 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,159 HAMMOND: That'll do 202 miles an hour. 126 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,039 CLARKSON: The McLaren will do 207. 127 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,519 It's more powerful, it's got more torque, it's lighter... 128 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,999 There's no point even discussing speed, and I wasn't going to. 129 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,679 I was going to say... 130 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,279 I don't think your car looks very nice. 131 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,919 -HAMMOND: No. What? -It doesn't. 132 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,279 Because it doesn't look very nice? 133 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,319 Look at it, it's all angles and... It's beautiful. 134 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,599 Look, I will concede, reluctantly, 135 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,199 it's not as visually exciting 136 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,199 as some Lamborghinis are when they're first launched. 137 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,319 -It should be. -Deny that the back of your car 138 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,679 still looks like the back of a vacuum cleaner. 139 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,479 It looks like something on a shelf in an electronic... 140 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:39,839 It does, it does. 141 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,999 I... Listen, I'm not saying that the McLaren is perfect, 142 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,239 but it's more perfect than that is. 143 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:49,199 I want you to stop talking now because there's a danger 144 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,399 -I might agree with you a tiny bit. -(MUMBLING) 145 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,799 And I don't wanna do that. What I do wanna do is drive my Lamborghini. 146 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:54,879 Right. 147 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:08,639 All right, I will concede that the McLaren is a very good car. 148 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,919 But in the real world, this is better. 149 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,559 It's the things you can't see that make the difference. 150 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,759 The turbo in the McLaren is carbon fibre. 151 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,039 Very strong, very light, very good. 152 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:22,319 But you ding it, basically you're gonna need a new car. 153 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,479 The tub in this is a blend of carbon fibre and aluminium 154 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,279 which is easier to repair. 155 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,759 This interior, it's superb. 156 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,759 This has had proper thought put into it. 157 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,239 Things are where they should be, there's no confusion and what's what 158 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,199 just for the sake of how it looks. 159 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,959 And all of the electronics now come from Audi. 160 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,679 Which means they work. 161 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,079 There's a device which shuts down the engine at a set of traffic lights. 162 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,119 And there's four-wheel drive. 163 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,079 But don't think that they've made it all sensible. 164 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,639 Oh, my God! (ENGINE ROARING) Listen to that. 165 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,839 (TYRES SQUEALING) 166 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:06,159 It's got the same 5.2-litre V10 as in the Gallardo. 167 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,279 It's got a new top-end and a new exhaust system. 168 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,799 A point that makes itself clear as soon as you put your foot down. 169 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,519 Yay! 170 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,959 (CHUCKLES) 171 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:35,119 It's got the same flappy paddle DSG gearbox 172 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,799 as you get in the Audi R8. 173 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,119 Which is very good news, because that's one of, 174 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,439 if not the best, gearbox in the world. 175 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,599 Instant! 176 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,959 And I've got a button here. It's the ANIMA button. 177 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,199 That's Italian for animal. 178 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,399 I bet Hammond is sitting in his Lamborghini now 179 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,079 talking about animals. 180 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:01,039 'Cause he doesn't know that ANIMA, which is what the button's called, 181 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,159 in Italian, means "soul". 182 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,359 And there's three different modes, 183 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,919 so I'm guessing they're like different animals. 184 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,399 The soft one is probably a hare, fast but quite fluffy. 185 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,319 And then you can go for the middle one, that's maybe a cheetah. 186 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,479 And then the really angry one is a tiger. I'm going tiger. 187 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,959 If you push it, it just firms up the dampers. 188 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,639 It doesn't turn the car into an elephant. 189 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,719 It has nothing to do with animals. He's a blithering idiot. 190 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,199 There are times, pushing on like this when 191 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,119 the Hur�can feels more like a sports car 192 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,919 than a super car, and that is a compliment. 193 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,279 Because what I'm saying is it feels more like something you can use 194 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,879 and drive hard rather than a bauble. 195 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,959 The steering is superb. 196 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,959 God, this thing is good. 197 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,599 It's still a Lambo. This is still exciting. 198 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,519 CLARKSON: With Hammond now very happy 199 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,359 that the Hur�can was behaving as a true Lamborghini should, 200 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,559 we headed into one of Italy's least well-known treasures. 201 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,479 Bologna. Home to two basketball clubs, 202 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,959 the seventh busiest airport in all of Italy 203 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:22,519 and this, a magnificent piece of 17th century architecture 204 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,359 that I knew Hammond was dying to find out about. 205 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:33,039 Pay attention, Hammond. This is the longest portico in the world, okay. 206 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,999 It's four kilometres. Goes all the way from 207 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,599 this part of Bologna to a church at that part, 208 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,879 and it's so people could go to church without walking in the sun. 209 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,119 I'm not interested. 210 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:46,519 666 arches and would you like to know 211 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,719 why they chose the number of the beast? 212 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,399 No. What I'd like to know is where I get my spaghetti Bolognese. 213 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,159 -(SCOFFS) -'Cause that's what I'm here for. 214 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,359 Where is it? 215 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,479 CLARKSON: And with that, we were off. 216 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,199 (BELL TOLLS) 217 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:06,079 Obviously, I don't need to be in the shade because I have a 218 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,399 Mediterranean, olive complexion. 219 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,679 That means I can take the roof off the 650S 220 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,719 and not suffer at all. 221 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,199 Excellent. 222 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,599 HAMMOND: I'll be honest. 223 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:25,239 I am slightly annoyed by how good that McLaren looks with the roof off. 224 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,879 Suddenly, it's got all the drama you need in a super car. 225 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,839 It looks brilliant. 226 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,919 Damn! 227 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,039 And here we are entering the centre of Bologna, 228 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,679 the red city so named because it's the communist capital of Italy. 229 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,319 And it's the home of Lamborghini. 230 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,119 That communist icon. (CHUCKLES) 231 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:50,679 In the city centre, we parked in a square which caused no fuss at all. 232 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,679 -I apologise for my friend. -Oh. 233 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,879 -I would really like to go. -He gets crotchety... 234 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,079 I'm not crotchety. I just want to go and eat. 235 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,039 -Can I go and get... -Yes, you go... 236 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,039 -Bye. -Which one do you like best? 237 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,439 Lamborghini or McLaren? 238 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,159 -McLaren. -The McLaren? 239 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,439 Yeah. McLaren more than the Lamborghini even here. 240 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,759 I'll have the spaghetti Bolognese, please. 241 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,399 No. No, no. 242 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,319 I'll have spaghetti Bolognese, please. 243 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,559 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 244 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,679 -Spaghetti Bolognese. As in Bologna... -No. No spaghetti. 245 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,839 -(ENUNCIATING) Spaghetti Bolognese. -No. 246 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,639 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 247 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,399 -You sure? -Spaghetti... No. 248 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,479 Okay. 249 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,679 HAMMOND: Eventually, I had to concede defeat 250 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:46,159 and join Jeremy who just finished his dinner. 251 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,399 -Wow. -Beg on. 252 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,039 -This is ridiculous. -What? 253 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,199 You can't get spaghetti Bolognese anywhere. 254 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,079 -Can you not? -In Bologna. 255 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,599 -That's unbelievable. -What have you had anyway? 256 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,759 I had a rag�. 257 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,279 Sounds disgusting. 258 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,399 Hmm. Anyway, listen, never mind that. 259 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,279 I've booked a hotel for the night and I've got an idea. 260 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,599 It's got one really good room, okay? 261 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,839 Right... 262 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,879 Whoever gets there first can have the room. 263 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,719 -So a race there? -Yeah. 264 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,599 -First one there gets that room. -Yeah. Exactly. 265 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,239 -All right. Yeah, I'm up for that. -You're up for that? 266 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,319 I'lljust finish this and we'll get going. 267 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,719 -Spaghetti Bolognese. -Rag�, mmm. 268 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,959 Three, two, one. Go! 269 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,039 Satnav is the answer here. 270 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,359 So, let's put it in. 271 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,959 Here we go. 272 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,919 Don't know where he's going. 273 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,559 What Hammond doesn't realise, of course, is that in old cities like this, 274 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:46,199 even Audi satellite navigation is useless. 275 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,359 Local knowledge, that's what you need and I know it is right here. 276 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,999 I love the way the satnav is integrated into the main instrument binnacle 277 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,999 rather than a separate ugly screen. 278 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,279 Okay. 279 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,839 Uh... Uh... 280 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,359 Sort of... I think it's that way. 281 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,719 (HONKING) 282 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,039 CLARKSON: Whilst Hammond was annoying local delivery drivers, 283 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,399 I was making progress the old-fashioned way. 284 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,959 Good, so right on Nosadella, 285 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,199 past that big statue... 286 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,159 Yes, I know where I am now. 287 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,039 I know more than satellite navigation. 288 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,119 Well, everybody knows more than McLaren satellite navigation 289 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,079 because it knows literally nothing at all. 290 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,159 It tells you where you've been. 291 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,079 It tells you where it thinks you ought to be. 292 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,479 But it never tells you where you are or where you're going. 293 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,239 There's no left here. Straight on. 294 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,359 No, it was right. It was right. I should have done the right there. 295 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,719 In cities, most super cars, in fact all super cars, 296 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,119 feel enormous and ungainly. 297 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,159 They really do feel like you've gone into a china shop with a bull. 298 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,719 This, though, it doesn't. It shrinks around you, it feels tiny. 299 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,679 And speaking of Hammond... 300 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,199 God! 301 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,559 I need to be able to select width of street. 302 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,079 It's really hard to judge this car. 303 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,959 Squeeze it down here. Easy-peasy. 304 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,799 Cyclist! I had no idea he was there. He's in my blind spot. 305 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,799 Which is massive. 306 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,679 Ooh, three here... 307 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,719 Now left... 308 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,839 This is it. 309 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,719 Oh, God! 310 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,599 Well, I didn't want the posh room anyway. Any room will do me. 311 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,079 I'm not that fussed. Just a room. 312 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,399 (FOOTSTEPS) (PANTING) 313 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,719 Oop. I hear the sound of an approaching Hammond. 314 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,759 I think he's still nine storeys away, though, 315 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,879 so we have plenty of time to finish my book. 316 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,279 Ooh, he's getting louder. 317 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,039 Ah, you're here. 318 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,879 Why is the winner gonna be very pleased? 319 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,919 Well, this hotel only has one room, and, as you can see, 320 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,999 I've got it. 321 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,359 One room? It's not really a hotel then, is it? 322 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,279 It is. It's a one-room hotel. 323 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,359 So, what do you say? I've got to either sleep with you... 324 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,519 Which isn't gonna happen. 325 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,559 -No, it's not. -'Cause I sleep like that. 326 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,879 Don't wanna know. 327 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,959 Or go all the way back down with my suitcases and find somewhere else. 328 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,959 That's exactly it. You lose, back you go. 329 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,839 Right. Gone. 330 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,399 Yeah. Sleep well. 331 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,279 Hope you don't die or anything. 332 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,479 (CHUCKLES) 333 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,279 I'll be fine. I'll find somewhere good. 334 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,759 CLARKSON: Don't trip up. It's much more tricky going down than it is going up. 335 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,079 HAMMOND: Well, at least I'll get to sleep in hospital. 336 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,599 CLARKSON: The next morning, inspired by the incredible views 337 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,079 from my hotel's only bedroom window, 338 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,599 I had an idea. 339 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:19,959 An idea I was keen to share with my rather grumpy colleague. 340 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,839 What? 341 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,959 Well, the thing is, okay, 342 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,199 50 miles from here, not even that, there's a racetrack. 343 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,639 What racetrack? 344 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,039 Can't remember what it's called, but there's a big red helmet 345 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,719 -at the entrance. -Let me guess. 346 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,319 Is there only room for one car on the racetrack? 347 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,079 -No. -And you're on it first. 348 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,759 No, honestly... I think we should go there. 349 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,959 No, we should. 350 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,919 -It's a proper racetrack. -Yes, it is. 351 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,679 -It is. -All right. 352 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,279 Just have to look for a red helmet. 353 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,399 And so the search began. 354 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,439 (SPEAKING BROKEN ITALIAN) 355 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,359 You don't know. Okay. 356 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,839 (SPEAKING BROKEN ITALIAN) 357 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,079 Grazie. 358 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,639 They don't seem to know, Hammond. 359 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,199 Well, what are you asking? 360 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,679 (SPEAKING BROKEN ITALIAN) 361 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:19,039 Um, does that mean you're asking them where their red helmet is? 362 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,039 Oh, yeah. 363 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,119 That might be a bit rude actually. 364 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,719 Eventually, after fine-tuning our Italian, we found it. 365 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,479 Think you will agree, Hammond, that is a red helmet. 366 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,239 HAMMOND: It's a very big red helmet, yes. 367 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,879 CLARKSON: This is Mugello. 368 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,719 It's not the fastest racetrack in the world, 369 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,199 or the most technical, 370 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,319 but it's sure as hell 371 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,519 the prettiest. 372 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,879 And these are the cars we'd be driving round it. 373 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,119 I had gone for the new BMW M4. 374 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:13,519 And Hammond had chosen the V8 Jaguar F-Type Coup� R. 375 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,079 A car he doesn't like very much. 376 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,999 (ENGINE REVVING) 377 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,119 Why don't you like it? 378 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,999 Well, I don't think it's as pretty as everyone says it is. 379 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,399 -It is. -I don't think it is. 380 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,199 And I don't like the noises it makes. 381 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,639 All those crackles and bangs. They're artificial. 382 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,199 They're there because a man with a laptop told it to sound like that. 383 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,639 The V6 isn't as bad, but this V8, it's... 384 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,119 (STAMMERING) It's false. 385 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,439 So... Okay, you had a choice. 386 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,879 You could have any car you like here. 387 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,319 Why have you brought something you don't like? 388 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,959 You shall see. 389 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,719 CLARKSON: And with that, he was gone. 390 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,719 Listen to that. Sounds like it's got indigestion. 391 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,759 And then when you lift off... 392 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,119 (CRACKLING) 393 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,679 Most people hear a car making noises like that, 394 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,079 they'll think it's broken. 395 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,759 Don't like the interior, I think the dials are boring. 396 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,879 Putting the light control on the end of the indicator stalk, 397 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,399 fine in a Nissan Micra, 398 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,679 but in a �95,000 sports car, 399 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,839 it suggests they're too lazy or too mean 400 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,599 to develop a separate switch for it. 401 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,639 And I think it's too expensive. 402 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,759 Best part of �95,000 403 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,359 when you've specced it up to anything acceptable. 404 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,359 Not so long ago, that was super car money. It's too much. 405 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,159 It should be altogether cheaper. 406 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,199 So why then have I chosen this car for my day at Mugello? 407 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,959 Simple. 408 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,199 Because it's more powerful than the BMW 409 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,439 and it can do this. 410 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:50,239 Some cars can be made to over-steer, to drift and slide. 411 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,399 This wants to. It's all it wants to do. 412 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,599 (LAUGHING) 413 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,039 Even I can drift this and I'm an idiot! 414 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,159 It's just a hooligan machine. It might be a Jaguar, 415 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,319 but 416 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,599 it ain't no stuffed shirt. 417 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,599 There are all of two things I don't like about the BMW 418 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,639 and not just the colour which, of course, is hideous. 419 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,439 See, the thing is, in essence, this is a two-door M3, 420 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,919 what used to be called the M3 Coup�. 421 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,319 But they've now called it an M4 and they've thought, "Right, 422 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,639 "we must make it different." 423 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:53,039 And look how much styling there is in that bit of car. 424 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,079 And then look at the bonnet. It goes up there, 425 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,719 then up again, then up again and the door mirror... 426 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,199 Why is it so fussy? 427 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,879 You get the impression that if the man who'd styled this 428 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,399 were given the job of styling Angelina Jolie, 429 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,279 "She's got lovely eyes so I'll give her six of those, 430 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,199 "and 14 noses and 23 lips." 431 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,559 And it wouldn't have worked. 432 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,559 And there's more. 433 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,599 Richard's Jag, that has a V8. 434 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,119 The old M3 had a V8. 435 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,319 This has a 3-litre turbo-charge 6, 436 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,719 and I'm sorry, but 437 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,199 turbo charging is for the weak. 438 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,319 I know it's very good for emissions and polar bears and so on, 439 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,159 but there has to be lag. 440 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,359 There has to be a gap between when you put your foot down 441 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,039 and the car moving forward. There has to be. 442 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,559 You can't feel it but it must be there. 443 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,719 It... It must. 444 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,279 Loser! 445 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,639 Very good. 446 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,999 There's another eco issue as well. They fitted electric power steering. 447 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,239 Whatever you do, if you have one of these, 448 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,639 never, ever, ever put the steering in sport plus, 449 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,359 'cause then it's like a switch. 450 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,679 Over-steer on, off. On, off. 451 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,359 Right. I've now got it set up. 452 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,119 Gearbox in maximum attack mode. 453 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,799 Suspension, maximum attack. 454 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,759 Steering, maximum comfort. 455 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,839 'Cause then it'll work. See? 456 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,119 Easy now. Much easier. 457 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,799 (LAUGHS) 458 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,039 And loser! 459 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,839 Yes, very good, Hammond. Very good. 460 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,679 But behind all the little niggles, 461 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,439 there is one inescapable truth. 462 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,359 The old M3 did the standing kilometre in 24 seconds. 463 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,719 This does it in 22. 464 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,639 But it's not the speed that impresses most of all with the M4. 465 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,199 It's the precision of the handling. 466 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,079 (ENGINE REVVING) 467 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,999 The obvious thing about this is that 468 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,119 it's all held together with a latticework of aluminium 469 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,479 and carbon fibre. It's incredibly stiff. 470 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,559 And you can feel that. 471 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,039 (TYRES SQUEALING) 472 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,999 Just a wonderful sense 473 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,559 of just the back starting to go and it's all communicated beautifully. 474 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,959 If you set it up right. 475 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,319 Hey! Loser! 476 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,199 I've had enough of this. 477 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,879 As I was becoming weary with cheery Hammond, 478 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,239 I invited him into the pits for lunch... 479 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,039 And an argument. 480 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,839 Why are you eating biscuits? 481 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,919 They haven't got spaghetti Bolognese, have they? 482 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,639 Well, have rag�. 483 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,559 -I don't want rag�. -It's lovely. 484 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,879 -(MUTTERING) -You'll like it. 485 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,079 -I don't like it. -That's... Quick... 486 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,999 Uh, yeah... But... 487 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,359 It's a bit 488 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,039 boring compared with that, mate. 489 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,319 This is a different animal to previous M3 coup�s. It... 490 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,799 It's definitely different. You know, the turbo charging and 491 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,999 the electric steering have really made it very different. 492 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,599 But it is still a serious player. 493 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,119 It's properly quick. 494 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,759 You get... You get it right. 495 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,399 And what was that word you just used? 496 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,519 -What? -Serious. 497 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,599 -Yeah. -It is a bit serious. There is a whiff 498 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,159 of serious. It's taking it all seriously. That 499 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,279 might be a Jag, 500 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,999 but it's mental. It's complete... It's lunatic. 501 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,519 Even I can slither about in that and sort it out. It's... 502 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,159 -It's... -It's got a sticky front 503 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,279 and a loose back end. 504 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,839 -And who doesn't like that? -Yeah, exactly. 505 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,399 Not a phrase for a first date, obviously. 506 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,439 No, exactly. But I do like... 507 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,159 -I thought we were... -I wasn't expecting that. 508 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,879 ...freed from that sort of thing. 509 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,839 "As this argument is getting boring..." 510 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,719 -Well, not really. -I was enjoying it. 511 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,879 "...we've devised a challenge to see which of your cars is best. 512 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,039 "You'll now race The Stig." 513 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,079 Really? 514 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,439 Yeah. "He will be driving a Fiat 500 Abarth." Oh... 515 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,719 It's a little hatchback. 516 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,119 "He will be given a two minute, 30 second..." 517 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,839 Two and a half minutes start? 518 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,039 "First one to pass him wins." 519 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,879 Pass him? 520 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,319 What, as in when he's there, overtake him? 521 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,719 You mean we've got to overtake The Stig? 522 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,559 Is that technically, physically possible? 523 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,399 Stepping into the unknown. It's like going through a wormhole. 524 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,639 Right. 525 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,199 So, with heavy hearts and wide eyes, 526 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,599 we lined our cars up on the start line, 527 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,999 next to The Stig. 528 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,679 -On the green. -Okay. 529 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,959 -(LAUGHING) -It's rubbish. 530 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,039 That was his best shot? 531 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,639 Two and a half minutes. You see it's been raining. 532 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,519 Yes, I am aware of this. Jeremy. 533 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,319 I'm a bit scared. 534 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,359 -I've got many things to set up. -Yes. 535 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,839 In drive gearbox. 536 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,719 Violent settings. 537 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,799 Okay, Jag, 538 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,719 I need you to behave. 539 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,639 Steering comfort. 540 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,359 Lovely. 541 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,919 Oh, God, I can actually see him. 542 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,679 This is it. Here we go! Oop! 543 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,159 Struggling for traction. 544 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,479 Oh, deary me, I've made a mess of all that. 545 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,719 HAMMOND: This is the most powerful car. 546 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,279 I stand a very real chance of doing this. 547 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,399 CLARKSON: Hammond got a better start. He also has, 548 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,599 let's be brutally honest about this, 549 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,079 about 130 more horsepower than I do. 550 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,039 HAMMOND: I must be neat and crisp. 551 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,359 Think like a racing driver, Richard. 552 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,239 The problem is, I'm not very good at doing that and the car, 553 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,959 I don't think wants to. 554 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,839 What I need now is precision. 555 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,839 That'll all have to come from me. 556 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,839 Which means I have had it, because I don't have any precision. 557 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,479 Right, turn in. Just focus on tightly clean lines. 558 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,039 Not sliding all the way round like this. 559 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,479 This isn't helping anything. 560 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,559 Sliding's not good. 561 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,039 Sliding won't help. 562 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,119 CLARKSON: That Jag is fast. 563 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,879 But it is waggling its tail all over the shop. 564 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,359 Damn, damn, damn. 565 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,159 He's on the grass. I've got him here, surely. 566 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,519 Ha-ha! 567 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,199 God, that BMW's got some go. 568 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,839 Sliding will not help. 569 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,479 Mustn't do it. 570 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,679 Just concentrate on the job in hand 571 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,039 which is catching The Stig. 572 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,239 And then passing him. Some say that if he's ever overtaken, 573 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,279 he will actually lay an egg. 574 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,759 Still no sign of the little Fiat. I can scarcely believe my eyes. 575 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,399 It's just not anywhere to be seen! 576 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,039 Where the hell is The Stig? 577 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,319 There he is! 578 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,319 There he is in his little Fiat. 579 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,759 Jeremy's on it! There is The Stig! 580 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,079 CLARKSON: 165 horsepower, he's got. 581 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,519 I've got 425. 582 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,559 He's in range! 583 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,879 HAMMOND: Jeremy's trying to get past! He is blocking him. 584 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,839 He's not having it, is he? 585 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,719 CLARKSON: Now he's weaving around. 586 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,439 He's being Maldonado! 587 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,399 Now I can't get past Jeremy. 588 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,919 No, not sideways. I have to stop Hammond. 589 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,959 It means I can't get past The Stig if I'm doing that! 590 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,439 Oh, Richard, that's not helping. 591 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,439 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 592 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,319 Oh, I've spun. Oh, shit. 593 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,879 (GRUNTING) Shit! 594 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,399 Oh, dear, I've done a bad thing. 595 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,519 I'll not deny it. I've crashed. 596 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,079 Yes, we know. I saw you go off. 597 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,279 I broke the car. 598 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,999 It's always me. 599 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,519 It's always me! 600 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,759 Right, no need to worry about Hammond any more. 601 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,919 HAMMOND: Go get him! 602 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,439 Yeah, I'd like to think that Jeremy is doing that for the team now. 603 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,519 Right. Go get him. 604 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,479 CLARKSON: Here I come! 605 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,559 Fake right, go left. 606 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,559 Yes! 607 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,039 What you gonna do now, Stiglet? 608 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,359 Yes, I've got you. I've got you stuffed out there. 609 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,199 Rage emanating from every 610 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,999 fibre of his being, because he knows he's history. 611 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,479 Victory is mine! 612 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,519 Right. When I see Hammond... 613 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,079 When I see Hammond, practise my face. 614 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,159 HAMMOND: All right. But come on, what's it like? 615 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,559 Actually overtaking The Stig. What did it... 616 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,959 CLARKSON: Well, it's strange 'cause it's like a Doctor Who special effect. 617 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,359 It's like space and time, 618 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,719 they move. 619 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,839 Yeah, but was it like a tunnel? 620 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,359 CLARKSON: You can hear... Oop. 621 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,479 (CAR APPROACHING) 622 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,479 -CLARKSON: Here he comes now. -Here he is. 623 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,999 -He's... -'Cause this has never happened. 624 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,279 No, it's never happened. In his entire life. 625 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,399 He's never been overtaken. 626 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,279 (TYRES SCREECHING) 627 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,639 CLARKSON: I think he's probably in a bad mood. 628 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,719 HAMMOND: He won't be in a... I mean, he doesn't get in moods. 629 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,079 He's The Stig. It's just... It's body language... 630 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,039 No, his body language is bad. 631 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,159 -We're not looking like a... -No, he's all right, he's okay. 632 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,639 CLARKSON: No, he's... Ooh, he's... 633 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,159 (METAL CLANKING) 634 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,319 HAMMOND: I'm surprised! That's... 635 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,479 CLARKSON: He's... 636 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,319 -Let's... Let's look at this. -Oh, I don't wanna... Please. 637 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,759 Probably having me nose rubbed in the carpet. 638 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,559 -CLARKSON: So you've done this panel. -Yes. 639 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,519 And you've also done... I notice you've done this panel. 640 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,719 -Yeah. -CLARKSON: This panel here. 641 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,879 HAMMOND: And a door. 642 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,959 -So, it's time to move on now. Um... -It is. 643 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,999 -Yes, please. I'd like a lift... Yes. -You'd like a ride in the BMW. 644 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,239 Yes, please. 645 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,119 CLARKSON: Oh, for God's sake. 646 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,679 That's childish, isn't it? 647 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,719 CLARKSON: The next morning over breakfast, 648 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,319 we decided not to do the next leg of ourjourney 649 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,399 in a car with a gentleman sausage 650 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,079 painted on the side. 651 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,879 This is Tuscany. 652 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,639 I'm trying to think what car we should be using here. 653 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,079 Because it's the sort of New Labour, 654 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,599 lovey, spiritual home, you know, Tony Blair, 655 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,399 -Polly Toynbee, Melvyn Bragg, Sting... -What'll fit? 656 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,479 Yeah... 657 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,999 Hybrid? 658 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,839 We gotta blend in, we gotta use something that's eco-friendly. 659 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,519 -Yeah, we'll drive a hybrid. -Okay. 660 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,279 We'll eat organic vegetables. And mud. 661 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,879 We won't use soap while we're here. 662 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,399 We'lljust use leaves. 663 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,679 I'm looking forward to trying a new lifestyle. 664 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,719 CLARKSON: This would be the hybrid we'd be driving. 665 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,919 The tree hugging McLaren P1. 666 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:28,639 We're actually on the motorway... 667 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,679 -In the car of the future. -...in electro-drive. 668 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,719 CLARKSON: That's 80 miles an hour. 669 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,759 HAMMOND: It's really not trying. 670 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:40,679 People go on about, "Oh, what are you gonna do when electric cars come along?" 671 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,159 Drive like maniacs in silence. 672 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,959 CLARKSON: Oh, it's quicker than a Golf GTI just using its batteries. 673 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,559 And when you get bored with the sound of silence... 674 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,639 (ENGINE ROARS) 675 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,839 ...you just turn on the V8 soundtrack. 676 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,719 Oh, it makes some good noises. 677 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,959 -You feel the torque then? -It is properly fast. 678 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,999 Most cars you can use full throttle 679 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,799 pretty much whenever you want. 680 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,159 But this, you just can't. If you use full throttle in this, 681 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,319 you need to be 682 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,919 pretty certain... 683 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,959 -There's a big run-off. -Yeah. 684 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,359 There's run-offs everywhere. 685 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,279 -God, the steering in this... -Yeah, I can feel it dance. 686 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,599 -Absolutely... -Yeah. 687 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,799 (LAUGHS) 688 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,959 -It must feel amazing at the wheel. -It does. 689 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,479 Also, the way... You know the way bumps can often upset a super car. 690 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,439 But because of the suspension in this, they just don't. 691 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,439 I'm glad it feels good to drive. Good. 692 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,239 Really, really pleased to hear that. 693 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,519 Why aren't I driving? 694 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,319 Well, I've never driven it! It's my go. 695 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,759 Well, yesterday, you had 540 horsepower 696 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,639 and you crashed. This has 904. 697 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,319 Yeah, but I won't crash it. 698 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,879 -Shall I tell you what. -What? 699 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,359 CLARKSON: It's really good. 700 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,839 It doesn't feel like any other super car. 701 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,319 -Does it not? -No. 702 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,559 I don't know how it feels because I've never driven it. 703 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,639 CLARKSON: To try and put an end to Hammond's moaning... 704 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,199 You're gonna let me drive, is that why you're slowing? 705 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,279 No. 706 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,159 ...I decided to stop off at a vineyard 707 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,359 for some blind wine tasting. 708 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,479 (GARGLES) 709 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,199 Mmm. Mmm. 710 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,439 -Red. -No! It's white! 711 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,999 -Oh, damn it. -I'm sorry, mate. 712 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,279 Right, let's try this one, hang on. 713 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,839 (GARGLES LOUDLY) 714 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,759 Ooh, that got it. 715 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,559 -Beer. -No, it's red. 716 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,119 -Is it? Oh! -Right, one more. One more. 717 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,319 Hmm? 718 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,199 What are you getting? 719 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,079 -Red. -No. 720 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,719 Well, nearly. Red Bull. 721 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,119 It was diet though. You see? I threw you a blind one. 722 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,119 (LAUGHS) Really? Red Bull? 723 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,519 -Hey! -What? 724 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,359 -You swallowed the wine? -Yeah. 725 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,039 You can't drive! 726 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:46,919 I haven't had anything. 727 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,319 I've been pouring. 728 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,439 You've been drinking. 729 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,519 You cannot drive. 730 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,519 You did that on purpose. 731 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,839 No. 732 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,999 Get in the car. Come on, get in. 733 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,839 CLARKSON: There was, however, a small problem 734 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,719 that I'd just thought of. 735 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,199 -Ooh, my back! I can't get in! I can't! -Get in the car. 736 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,759 -Just get in the car. -I can't. 737 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,439 -Get in. -I'm not... Look. 738 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,599 CLARKSON: Ow! My back again. 739 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,199 (ENGINE REVS) 740 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,359 CLARKSON: Luckily though, I'd chosen the safest route 741 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,359 to the hotel. 742 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,719 You're a lot slower than I thought you'd be. It's quite good. 743 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,759 Is it like this all the way this afternoon? 744 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,079 -I'm just saying. -Is it? 745 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,199 CLARKSON: Happily, the answer was...yes. 746 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,479 HAMMOND: Oh, come on! I've been desperate to have a go in this! 747 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,519 You'll be able to say that you've driven a McLaren P1. 748 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,959 Think of that. 749 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,079 CLARKSON: Well, well done. 750 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,999 Well, just think, no, you didn't crash once. 751 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,159 Yes, all right. 752 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,919 Well, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna celebrate that 753 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,839 with a big plate of spaghetti Bolognese. 754 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,159 -Oh, good luck with that. -Yes, in here. 755 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,639 -CLARKSON: Is it in there? -Yeah, I think so. 756 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,119 HAMMOND: The next morning, Jeremy had planned a visit 757 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,599 to see some more old buildings. 758 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,239 But I'd come up with something much, much better. 759 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,679 If this involves rallying, 760 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,239 -I'm going to kill you. -It doesn't. It isn't. 761 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,959 No, but, Hammond, this is a loose surface. 762 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,119 And that smells of rallying to me. 763 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,399 Fear not, this is something else. 764 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,439 -What? -Well, you will have heard 765 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,879 -of the Mille Miglia. -Yup. 766 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,359 A thousand miles through Italy in something like a 767 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,519 1952 Alfa Romeo? 768 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,039 -That is what we're gonna do. -Really? 769 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,999 -Well, I've had to change a few things. -What things? 770 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,679 The distance. 771 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,319 I've brought it down a bit. 772 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,799 How far is it? 773 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,919 It's four miles. 774 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,879 So it's the Quattro Miglia. 775 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,999 Snappy title, I like that. Yeah, it's that. 776 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,839 -Is it in 1952 Alfa Romeos? -No. 777 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,319 We are doing it 778 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,799 in Ferraris. 779 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,519 -Really? -Yeah. Come with me. Come have a look. 780 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,799 -What Ferraris? -Have a look. Come with me. 781 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,999 Your car. Ferrari 355. There it is. 782 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,719 I know. 783 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,999 CLARKSON: Immediately, I could see something was wrong. 784 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,199 -What is it? -It's a Fiero underneath. 785 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,799 Buried deep under the Ferrari styling. 786 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,879 It's a Pontiac. 787 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,919 Yeah. Yeah. 788 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,359 It's a Pontiac 789 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,559 that is 790 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,759 styled by someone in a garage whose wife's left him 791 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,879 to look a bit like a Ferrari 355. 792 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,919 -Yes. -A car I used to own. 793 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,279 Oh, for God's sake. Right, we're gonna fire it up? 794 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,879 -HAMMOND: Yeah. -(ENGINE SQUEAKS) 795 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,159 Listen to that. The belt's slipping. 796 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,799 -CLARKSON: That's a V6. -Yeah, it is. 797 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,359 So from memory, it's a Fiero engine, yeah? 798 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,639 It is, yeah. 799 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,959 V6. I think 140 horsepower those engines had? 800 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,039 Thereabouts. 801 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,359 CLARKSON: Just 'cause it says F355 Berlinetta on the back, 802 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,479 doesn't make it. 803 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,999 If I stencil the words "Brad" and "Pitt" 804 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,759 on the back of you, it doesn't make you Brad Pitt. 805 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,919 No, but for a moment, it might fool someone. 806 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,279 -Do you want to see mine? -What is it? 807 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,959 Come and have a look. 808 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,239 -A Testarossa. Yeah? -(LAUGHS) 809 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,839 It's got the streaks on the side. 810 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,079 HAMMOND: All the styling cues are there! Look! 811 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,519 Look at the overhang. 812 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,799 Yeah, well, it was big on the original and it's even bigger on this one. 813 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,599 -Hammond? -Yeah? 814 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,239 Forgive me, okay, this is obviously plastic, because all kit cars are. 815 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,759 Have you seen the framework? 816 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,599 -It's made from... -It's 4x2. 817 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,199 -Yeah, it's... -4x2. It's wood. 818 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,919 Well, it's like it's a Morgan, isn't it? Coach build that. 819 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,839 It's a fence. With some plastic on it. 820 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,519 -What is that? -That's the original... 821 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,919 The original Fiero had a four-cylinder engine in it. 822 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,639 -2.5-litre? -Yeah. 823 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,079 How many horsepower is that? 824 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,159 92. 825 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,599 So it's a 92-horsepower Testarossa? 826 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,719 Yep. 827 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,239 -(ENGINE STARTS) -HAMMOND: Ah! 828 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,519 Testarossa. Four cylinder. 829 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,439 -CLARKSON: Headlamps. -One works! 830 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,759 CLARKSON: I then decided to see how far away you'd have to stand 831 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,119 for it to look like a real Testarossa. 832 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,999 So not, mate, that's still not a Testarossa. 833 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,759 HAMMOND: No, it's not quite there. I think further. 834 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,559 Another couple of steps back. 835 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,599 Come on! 836 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,319 From here, that could be a Testarossa. 837 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,719 Yes, but it could also be a phone box. 838 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,119 -But... -I'm sorry, so long as it's occupying 839 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,999 a pixel, it couldn't be a Ferrari Testarossa. 840 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:46,759 Yeah. 841 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,839 Here we go. The inaugural Richard Hammond four-mile-on-gravel, 842 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:56,319 plastic-Pontiac-Ferrari kit car challenge is about to begin. 843 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,679 Tre, due, uno... Vai! 844 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,399 And we are off. 845 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,959 Yes! The mighty V6 846 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,359 is off to an amazing start. 847 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,759 And the four-cylinder Testarossa has been left far behind. 848 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,959 Thing is, I have always wanted to do the Mille Miglia. 849 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,479 But I've never been invited because I'm a Brummie yob. 850 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,359 But even if I had been invited, 851 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,639 I haven't got the time. It's 1,000 miles. Takes ages. 852 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,439 This. Quattro Miglia. I've got time. 853 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,999 And for spectators, they get to see Ferraris 854 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,639 racing in ways they never normally would. 855 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,439 That was a bit skiddy. 856 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,119 No anti-lock brakes, no traction control. 857 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,399 No driver aids of any kind, just 858 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,479 pure push-rod technology. 859 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,079 Why can't Richard Hammond ever dream up 860 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,439 a motorsport that I might like? 861 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,719 Jeremy's lost a piece of car. 862 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,879 Expecting this to last 863 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,359 four miles is like expecting a fake Rolex 864 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,759 that you bought for a fiver at 865 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,319 a market stall in Hong Kong to last 866 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,799 four trips to the shower. It won't. It'll break. 867 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,719 Oh. Another piece of car. 868 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,839 Oh, no. Losing power. 869 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,719 (CAR SPUTTERS) 870 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,679 Many bangs. Big bangs there. 871 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,679 (CAR SPUTTERS AND MISFIRES) 872 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,519 Clear your throat, car! Clear your throat and go! 873 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,919 (CAR CONTINUES MISFIRING) 874 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,879 And we've locked up the rear wheels. 875 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,199 Yeah, that's not good. 876 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,079 And there's nothing at all now. 877 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,039 Fortunately, the 355 was in a terrible state. 878 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,599 The engine had cooked itself 879 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,879 and the alternator had stopped alternating. 880 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,079 Unfortunately, however, it was all fixable, 881 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,559 and many hours later 882 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,039 I was able to finish Hammond's stupid little race. 883 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,839 -CLARKSON: Yes! -Well done! 884 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,039 -Four miles! -Oh, yeah! 885 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,919 CLARKSON: Four miles completed. 886 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,039 -Feat of endurance. -My misery is at an end. 887 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,079 Yes! 888 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,439 You have made it to stage two! 889 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,279 -What? -Well, while you were finishing 890 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,959 the massive endurance feat, 891 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,919 you and car, stage one, this is stage two! 892 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,759 -What is stage two? -Well, while you were gone, 893 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,479 I've worked out a lap around these buildings in this 894 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,039 -beautiful old Tuscan town. -Well, how many laps? 895 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,679 As many as you can manage. 896 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,639 What, so the last one still running is the winner? 897 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,399 -Yeah. -I'm gonna drive it into a wall. 898 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,399 HAMMOND: This was the stage I had lined up. 899 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,039 It was around a stunning, deserted Tuscan village. 900 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,359 (GRUNTING) 901 00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,199 Okay, this is it. 902 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,479 Thing is, you wouldn't do this in a normal Ferrari 903 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,239 but you'd do it in this one. It's better. 904 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,599 How in the name of Zeus' butthole 905 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,439 have I ended up doing this? 906 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,959 Right. Scan flick. Never been done in a Ferrari before. 907 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,479 Oh, can't see anything now. 908 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,079 Blind! And hot and miserable! 909 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,719 I can't see a thing! 910 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,999 Yeah, the dust is a problem on this stage. 911 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,199 That's what makes it a unique event. 912 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,719 CLARKSON: Then, I had an idea. 913 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,879 If I catch up to him and ram him off the track, 914 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,599 then he will lose and the misery will be over. 915 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,599 That's not helping. 916 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,519 It's not supposed to be stock car racing. 917 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,359 It's the city stage. 918 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,239 I'm ramming him! I'm ramming him! 919 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,679 No! No! No! 920 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,559 Clarkson, it's not a demolition derby. I'm in a Ferrari. 921 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,879 CLARKSON: Mercifully, as we racked up more and more laps, 922 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,959 the toll on the cars started to show. 923 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,039 Until eventually, Hammond's Testarossa 924 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,399 could take the punishment no longer. 925 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,159 I see steam! 926 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,199 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 927 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,119 None of these are good signs. Um... 928 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,359 I think Hammond's car is wounded. 929 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,319 I'm hoping it is. 930 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,679 Oh, come on. 931 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,599 Victory is mine and tastes sweet. 932 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,879 CLARKSON: But Hammond thought differently. 933 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,959 It's not over yet. 934 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,679 -Oh, for crying out loud. -At the heart of this machine, 935 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,319 that's a simple four-cylinder engine. 936 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,759 -Is it? -It has at the moment 937 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,279 heat seized. All the metal has expanded, it's stuck. 938 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,439 -Is it? -It's like when you get a bad back 939 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,679 at your age. 940 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,159 Then every now and again, it eases. 941 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,959 -Does it? -Give it a rest. The parts will contract 942 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,119 and it'll fire up. It's gonna do just that. 943 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,199 Not... Not now... 944 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,239 -But in a... -When is it going to do that? 945 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,399 I'll pick the moment. 946 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,999 I'm good at this. I know when it'll start. 947 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:32,959 It's gonna start. 948 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,279 If that starts, I'm gonna kill myself. 949 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,159 (ENGINE CRANKING) 950 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,559 (ENGINE STARTS) 951 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:42,999 (HAMMOND LAUGHS) 952 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,279 Get in! 953 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,559 Get in! Come on! 954 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,919 Ah! Yes! That is mechanical sympathy! 955 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,199 I'm at one with the machine. 956 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,559 CLARKSON: Because the prancing horse whisperer was right, 957 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,559 the race was back on. 958 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,039 (LAUGHS) 959 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,239 I'm still in this. I'm still racking up those laps. 960 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,199 Please break now. Please break. 961 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,719 After many more laps, the gods of good fortune 962 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,759 finally decided to smile on me. 963 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:28,079 There has been an extraordinary accident. 964 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,359 I've spun. 965 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,199 The engine is jammed on full revs. 966 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,439 It's in first gear. 967 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,399 And the clutch pedal is being held down 968 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,759 by a broom, I have no idea 969 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,039 where that came from. 970 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,039 Luckily though, it's held in place by two ropes 971 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,719 which are attached to heavy objects. 972 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,079 One is a wheelbarrow 973 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,119 with a concrete block in it. 974 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,599 The other is this building. 975 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,119 What worries me though is this small fire has broken out 976 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,239 underneath this rope. 977 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,839 Now, if it were to snap, 978 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,679 the broom would be dragged out by the wheelbarrow, 979 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,519 the clutch would ping off 980 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,399 and the car would roar off into that building. 981 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,079 I've no idea how to stop this from happening. 982 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,479 I'm just a passenger in this accident. 983 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,359 Think, Jeremy! There must be something you can do. 984 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,239 (SCREAMING) 985 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:31,679 (LOUD THUD) 986 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:34,879 CLARKSON: Oh, no! 987 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,399 (CAR APPROACHING) 988 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,119 -Well, mate, congratulations, you win. -What happened? 989 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,479 Extraordinary crash. 990 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,239 -Really hard into the wall. -But you're not hurt. 991 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,599 No, I was thrown clear. 992 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,519 Amazing! I don't know how it happened. 993 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,159 But I was thrown out and it's gone in the wall. 994 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,919 -You did this on purpose. -I didn't! 995 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,199 You've deliberately 996 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,679 thrown the race. This is a hollow victory. 997 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,119 CLARKSON: That night at the hotel, there was good news for Hammond 998 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,999 that I hoped would put a smile back on his face. 999 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,119 -Do you do spaghetti Bolognese? -Yes, sir. 1000 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,319 -You do? -Yes. 1001 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,079 I'll have that then, please. 1002 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:26,799 Actually, I'll have a spaghetti Bolognese. 1003 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,839 It's traditional spaghetti Bolognese? 1004 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,399 -Perfect. -At last! 1005 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,799 -One's just proposed to the other. -That's romantic. 1006 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:33,879 A-ha. 1007 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,839 CLARKSON: Excellent! 1008 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,759 HAMMOND: Um... What's this? 1009 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,799 -It's spaghetti Bolognese. -No, it's not. 1010 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,879 -It is. -Oh, no, it isn't. 1011 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:42,999 It is. It's spaghetti and sausage. 1012 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,479 In Italy, spaghetti Bolognese is spaghetti with sausage. 1013 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,399 Look. Actual sausage. 1014 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,839 Why don't they call it spaghetti with saus... 1015 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,479 -It's not spaghetti Bolognese. -Just stop with the name! 1016 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,959 How could... If an Italian comes to Britain and asks for 1017 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,239 a cooked breakfast, 1018 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,439 you don't give him a cooked swan, do you? 1019 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,279 You give him bacon and eggs. 1020 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,759 -It's not right. No. -Eat it. 1021 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,999 -It's not right. -It is. 1022 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:12,879 CLARKSON: The next morning we woke near the beautiful town of Siena. 1023 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,519 And outside our hotel, the producers have provided two cars 1024 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,919 that would take us in and around it's narrow, medieval streets. 1025 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:25,639 There was the new Mini Cooper S which was shotgunned by Hammond. 1026 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,039 And an Audi S1 which, as a result, would be driven by me. 1027 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:34,319 I was expecting a Fiesta ST and a Golf GTI. 1028 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,679 Oh, we drove those last year. 1029 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,239 -(GROANS) Oh, yeah. -So, this is their 1030 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,799 -replacement. -Well, it's quite interesting, 1031 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,879 'cause I've never driven an S1 before. 1032 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,959 And I've not driven a Cooper S, so... 1033 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,119 So it'll be a voyage into the unknown. 1034 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,919 -Yes, it will. -That's what it'll be. 1035 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,679 CLARKSON: All we did know is that Siena is a rabbit warren, 1036 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,559 made up of 6.7 million narrow streets. 1037 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,319 In a town like this, size matters, and the smaller the better! 1038 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,999 HAMMOND: Small is always best. 1039 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,079 And that's what troubles me about this new Mini. 1040 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,599 It's 10 centimetres longer than the last model, 1041 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,239 which was 65 centimetres longer than the original Mini. 1042 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,159 So, it isn't really mini. 1043 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,879 I don't wanna sound like somebody's dad here, but, 1044 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,439 when are they going to stop calling it the "Mini"? 1045 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,639 As a bloke you are called "a young man" 1046 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,479 for a lot of years. But the day comes, 1047 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,679 and must come, when nobody calls you "young man" any more because you're not! 1048 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,399 And perhaps because it's so big, 1049 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,559 it needs a bigger two-litre, turbo charged engine, 1050 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,559 which develops nearly 200 brake horsepower. 1051 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,719 This feels a lot better than I expected it to feel. 1052 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,599 It feels fantastic. 1053 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:57,079 It feels expensive, 1054 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,479 which is as well, because it is. 1055 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,479 With everything on it, as this one has got, 1056 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,639 you'll be looking at the best part of �25,000. 1057 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,999 There are some other issues as well. 1058 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,919 The old new Mini, the one before this one, 1059 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,479 had a sort of zany feel to it, 1060 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,679 had that massive speedo that was as big as your face, 1061 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,559 and they've moved the window switches out to the doors. 1062 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,839 It's got this big, round thing in the middle, 1063 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,799 but it's not a dial any more. It houses the screen. 1064 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:29,039 It's trying to be both sensible and a bit crazy. 1065 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,279 CLARKSON: I, on the other hand, had no worries at all about the Audi S1 1066 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:37,559 because on paper, at least, it sounds like it could be a gem. 1067 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,119 Now normally, a hot hatchback 1068 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,959 is a normal hatchback with a bigger engine, 1069 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,839 and this does indeed have the same engine 1070 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,199 as the Golf R. 1071 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,079 228 horsepower, two-litre turbo. 1072 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,279 But it also has 1073 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,759 four-wheel drive. 1074 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,639 And that meant removing the standard car's torsion beam 1075 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,439 and replacing it with a four-link setup. 1076 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,679 Which meant redesigning 1077 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,559 the entire rear end of the car. 1078 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,719 That must have cost Audi a fortune! 1079 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:23,079 It also has adjustable dampers and a six-speed manual gearbox. 1080 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,079 So what you're looking at here is a compact, 1081 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:32,359 228 horsepower, four-wheel drive, turbo-charged Audi. 1082 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,999 Could it be, then, 1083 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,999 that the Quattro is back? 1084 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,799 To find out, I radioed Hammond 1085 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,519 and suggested a race. 1086 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,079 Hammond, I propose some form of competition. 1087 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,199 Excellent! Is it rallying? 1088 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,999 No, not rallying. 1089 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,879 (OVER RADIO) Think about it, both of these are rally cars. 1090 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,399 The original Mini Cooper and the Audi Quattro. 1091 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,119 -Perfect... -That was a million years ago! 1092 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,679 These are now urban pocket rockets. So, I propose 1093 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:03,039 we have a race 1094 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:07,319 into the middle of Siena. Okay, first one to the Campo wins. 1095 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,039 What's the Campo? 1096 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,879 Campo is like a square in the middle of the city, 1097 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,239 except it's not a square. It's where they have the horse race. 1098 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,039 What, so it's grass? 1099 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,239 (OVER RADIO) No. It's cobbled. 1100 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,639 Um... Anyway, listen, right. Last one to get there 1101 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:26,519 has to wear white three-quarter length trousers 1102 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,279 all day tomorrow, okay? 1103 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,199 Three, two, one... 1104 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:31,559 Go! 1105 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:39,159 Right. Hammond has gone wrong. 1106 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:42,999 HAMMOND: So, I am looking for a cobbled horse track 1107 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,159 in a square that isn't square 1108 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,679 and if I lose, 1109 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,599 I have to wear white three-quarter length trousers for a day. 1110 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:52,119 My life is weird. 1111 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:55,399 CLARKSON: Right. First things first. I just put 1112 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,039 everything in dynamic mode. There we are. 1113 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,239 That firms up... (STUTTERING) Oh, no. That doesn't firm everything up. 1114 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,319 It solidifies the suspension... 1115 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,319 They should call it bounce-matic. 1116 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,439 Back into auto. 1117 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,999 And now we've lost the sharpness. 1118 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,759 Also, it isn't as accelerative 1119 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:18,359 as a Golf R. And I don't know how that can be. I mean, it's smaller. 1120 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,399 Why isn't it faster? 1121 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,479 So, the Mini was too big, 1122 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,759 the Audi was all wrong, and we'd both entered 1123 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,559 Siena from completely different directions. 1124 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,319 I think it's right in towards the centre. 1125 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,479 Looking on my big satnav here, 1126 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,919 which can take into account the weather. 1127 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,079 What it can't do is find the Campo de... Whatever it's called. 1128 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,039 We've established then, that the S1 is bouncy in dynamic mode 1129 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,199 and bland in auto mode. 1130 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:01,559 But, at �25,000, it is at least expensive. 1131 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,079 And it's not like you're paying for four-wheel drive, 1132 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,359 'cause most of the time it's front-wheel drive. 1133 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,199 Only in dire emergencies is 1134 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,399 half the power sent to the back. 1135 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,639 Meanwhile, Hammond was having some issues as well. 1136 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,679 What I should have done is bring a small car 1137 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,759 rather than a Mini. Oh... 1138 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,119 I can't do it. Uh... 1139 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,199 -(BRAKES SCREECHING) -Ooh! Crikey, Moses! 1140 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,679 Sorry. I've gotten slightly distracted. 1141 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,399 Oh... Right. 1142 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,199 Okay. 1143 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,879 Cars are, of course, banned from Siena apart from these ones. 1144 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,719 You can have as many laws as you like in Italy, 1145 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,919 just so long as they are not enforced. 1146 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,399 HAMMOND: I can see what the producers were thinking here, 1147 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:53,959 knowing we were around Siena, 1148 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,719 "Small car. Mini. ItalianJob. " 1149 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,679 Couple of points there. If The ItalianJob had been done in this, 1150 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,359 they would've ended in the first scene 1151 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,039 because the cars would've been stuck in a tunnel. 1152 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,519 It's big! 1153 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,239 CLARKSON: Ten minutes in, and it had become less about a race 1154 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,239 and more about survival. 1155 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,719 No. Right. I've definitely been there before. 1156 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,519 I am going round in circles! 1157 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,159 What if you lived there? How would you tell anyone it was there? 1158 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,559 "It's the tall, brown building, opposite the tall, brown building. 1159 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,199 "Next to some tall, brown buildings." 1160 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,599 Well, that's everywhere! 1161 00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,479 Lost... 1162 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,479 HAMMOND: Some of these people are quite aged. 1163 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:35,559 I suspect they've been looking for a way out all their lives. 1164 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,799 This isn't the Campo. 1165 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,559 It's a square but it's not the square I'm looking for. 1166 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,679 Oh, dead end. Not good. 1167 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,919 Using the handbrake. 1168 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,919 Yes! It works! 1169 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,039 And it's a proper handbrake, not an electronic button. 1170 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,359 HAMMOND: Oh! Cars! 1171 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,919 People. Everything. Really dangerous. 1172 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,479 Scusi, coming through. 1173 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,479 This is hopeless, I'm gonna... Hang on, that's a big building. 1174 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,639 This is it. 1175 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:08,239 The signs are all right. One, it's not square. 1176 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,439 Two, it's cobbled, 1177 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,599 three, it's got a Jeremy bloody Clarkson in it. 1178 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:20,559 Where is he? 1179 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,559 Mmm! Hammond... 1180 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,159 -Hello. -Just thinking... Tomorrow, 1181 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,999 I am going to wear blue trousers that go all the way to the ground. 1182 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,199 Yeah, whatever. Never mind all that. 1183 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,359 'Cause you... What's the word? I know! 1184 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,879 -Lost. -Whatever. Never mind all that. 1185 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,759 Is that a spaghetti Bolognese? 1186 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,839 Yes, it is! 1187 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,359 -Yes, it is. Delicious! Mmm! -Well, I want some. 1188 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,959 But it's not called spaghetti Bolognese here. 1189 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:47,279 -What's it called? -It's called... 1190 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,759 Ya-yam-a-balenda. 1191 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,479 -Ya-yam... -Ya-yam-a-balenda. 1192 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,439 Ya-yam... Hello, yes, 1193 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,999 um, ya-yam-a-balenda... 1194 01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,319 Please... 1195 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:00,799 Ya-yam... 1196 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,119 A-balenda. 1197 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,399 -(CLARKSON LAUGHING) -Oh, you total plum sack. 1198 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,399 You childish... 1199 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,759 You're a grown man! 1200 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,239 CLARKSON: As neither of us had particularly enjoyed our cars, 1201 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,919 we left them in the Campo 1202 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,719 and went off to find a hotel on foot. 1203 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,959 Do you know it took them 300 years to build that? 1204 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,079 Not interested. 1205 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,559 But if you imagine, starting a cathedral, 1206 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,919 in 1714 and then finishing it today, 1207 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,759 it would be all different as it went up. 1208 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,039 -Not interested! -Glass roof... 1209 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,759 CLARKSON: The next morning, Hammond emerged from 1210 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,959 the hotel looking ridiculous. 1211 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,999 But not as ridiculous as he looked when he got into the car he'd chosen. 1212 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,119 The new Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. 1213 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,359 So, let's just get this straight. 1214 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,919 You're gonna drive from here in Siena... 1215 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,039 -Mmm-hmm. -...to Rome. 1216 01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:01,239 In a Chevrolet Corvette while wearing white three-quarter length trousers? 1217 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,399 Yes. Well, the trousers are your fault. 1218 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,519 And it's 150 miles, 1219 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:09,159 this is a brilliant car. 150 miles in a Corvette with the roof down 1220 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,039 really doesn't worry me. I'm perfectly happy. 1221 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:13,879 Goodbye! 1222 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,999 (ENGINE REVS) 1223 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,159 Oh! This is perfection! 1224 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,559 6.2 litres of American V8 grunt. 1225 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,519 Apart from my strides, 1226 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,239 I am a very happy boy today. 1227 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:35,639 No, no, no, I'm the happy boy today 1228 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,799 because I'm in an Alpha Romeo 4C. 1229 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,479 The sun is shining. 1230 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,999 And I am on my way to Rome. 1231 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,319 Everything about this car, every single detail, 1232 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,519 was designed to be light. 1233 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,919 The chassis, for example, is a carbon fibre tub, 1234 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,479 same as you get on a Formula One car or 1235 01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:58,919 a McLaren P1. 1236 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,439 It weighs 65 kilograms. 1237 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,959 The whole car only weighs 900 kilograms. 1238 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,759 And that means it doesn't need a big engine. 1239 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,519 Which is why, 1240 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,199 mounted just behind the driver is a small 1241 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,079 1.7-litre, turbo-charged engine 1242 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,599 which develops just 237 brake horsepower. 1243 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,159 Doesn't sound like much, 1244 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,959 but in a feather, trust me, 1245 01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,319 it is. 1246 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,159 This is so much better than the Corvette. 1247 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:32,759 Hammond? 1248 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:34,199 Yes? 1249 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,319 Do you own a gun? 1250 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,759 -Why? -Have you found the little cubbyhole 1251 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,599 behind the satnav screen in there? 1252 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:42,239 Here it is. 1253 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,039 Yes, I've found it. 1254 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,599 That's where you put your pistol and your Bible. 1255 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,679 (LAUGHING) 1256 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,039 (IN SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT) Support the troops, God bless America. 1257 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,079 I know he's going to be laughing at me. 1258 01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,559 Look at that idiot. 1259 01:03:58,640 --> 01:03:59,719 Brummie redneck, 1260 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,839 with his V8 (IN AMERICAN ACCENT) motor... 1261 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,719 (NORMAL ACCENT) But he knows as well as I do 1262 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,679 this is not some crude, primitive Yank tank. 1263 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,279 This is a modern car, it's all new. 1264 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:10,839 The only two parts 1265 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:13,239 carried forward from the old Corvette 1266 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,479 are an air vent in the filter system 1267 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,919 and on the convertible version, the roof latch, 1268 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,759 that's it. Otherwise, this is an entirely new car. 1269 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,559 From the people who put a man on the moon. 1270 01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,399 It's fast, too. 1271 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:31,159 The V8 now delivers a whopping 460 brake horsepower 1272 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:32,639 and a top speed 1273 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,199 of 190 miles an hour. 1274 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,319 CLARKSON: Keen to show Hammond that he knows nothing, 1275 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,919 I pulled over here, 1276 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,359 in the centre of Rome, 1277 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,119 to teach him a lesson. 1278 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,639 -So this is Rome? -Yeah. 1279 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,479 I thought it was all full of old stuff. 1280 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,719 No, no, the Colosseum and those steps, they're in a 1281 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,919 sort of suburb, where tourists go. 1282 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,999 This is the actual city centre here. 1283 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,519 This is the centre of Rome? 1284 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,199 Yes, it's why it wasn't built in a day, 1285 01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:05,319 'cause they had to do this place, it took forever. 1286 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,399 -Have you ever driven round it? -HAMMOND: No. 1287 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,119 -So you've never crashed here then? -Well, no, I've never driven it. 1288 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,759 Why don't you see if you can do a lap 1289 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,359 of the centre of Rome 1290 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,119 without crashing? 1291 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,439 -I'll give it a shot. -Give it a shot. 1292 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,519 I will give that a go. 1293 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,679 -Give it a shot. -Yes. 1294 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,959 -Ahh! Seat's hot. It's really hot. -Is it? 1295 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,639 Really hot, but I'll tell you what, though. 1296 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,439 -What? -This is a city centre, isn't it? 1297 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:29,799 -Yes. -Well, in that case, 1298 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,319 you know the rules, roof up. 1299 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,999 Oh, yeah, don't want people to see those trousers. 1300 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,639 See? American engineering. 1301 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,399 -Couple of AKs down here, an M16. -Shut up. 1302 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,679 And a "Vote Republican" flyer. 1303 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,159 Right, ladies and gentlemen, 1304 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:45,319 we're now going to see 1305 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,919 if Richard Hammond can do a lap of a racetrack 1306 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:49,199 without crashing. 1307 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:51,479 And, here he goes. 1308 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,319 Unleash that power! 1309 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,559 (ENGINE REVVING) 1310 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,639 So there's a bit of a right-hander here, I'll get over to the left, ready. 1311 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,839 I think about that much steering, 1312 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:10,799 kissing the apex. 1313 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,599 Oh, it's a double apex corner, this. 1314 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,239 This is nice, it's, it's... 1315 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,239 It's like being James May. It's restful. 1316 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,879 I don't know why we mock him for it. 1317 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,199 CLARKSON: Making sure that I'd given Hammond plenty of room, 1318 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,319 I set off, in the Alfa. 1319 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,199 (GUFFAWING) 1320 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,079 Because the 4C is going to be square, 1321 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,479 it's as wide as it is long, 1322 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,679 the grip is just incredible. 1323 01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,519 And because there's no weight 1324 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,519 dragging you out of shape, 1325 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:58,479 you can go around corners at speeds that just boggle the mind. 1326 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,039 HAMMOND: And now, 1327 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,919 the chicane. 1328 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,279 CLARKSON: The feel from this car is... 1329 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:16,919 It's sublime. 1330 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,879 I'm totally and utterly in love with this car. 1331 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,719 Oh, hello, there's Richard Hammond. 1332 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,119 Yes! 1333 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,639 Eat my Alfa! 1334 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,359 I'm gonna ignore that. 1335 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,119 I'm not gonna get drawn into anything. 1336 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,319 I am driving within my limits. 1337 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,439 One of the, uh, 1338 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,039 motoring magazines, 1339 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,279 which shall remain nameless, say that it 1340 01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:45,839 begins with "Au" and ends in "tocar", 1341 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:49,159 they say that you can't slide a 4C. 1342 01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:51,599 Uh, so what was that? 1343 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,319 Oh, God, there is the line. 1344 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,359 I'm gonna do it. 1345 01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,199 There he is, Richard Hammond has nearly completed his lap, 1346 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,919 let's slow down and savour the moment. 1347 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,999 Oh, yes, watch this. 1348 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,239 And I crossed the line! 1349 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,519 (LAUGHING) 1350 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:11,279 Well done, mate, that is... 1351 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,719 I'm impressed, actually 1352 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,719 'cause that is a lot of horsepower in that thing and you've done it. 1353 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,119 Hammond, now bored of driving like Captain Slow, 1354 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:26,279 decided he was ready to finally unleash his V8. 1355 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,679 (ECHOING) And launch, launch, launch, launch... 1356 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,599 No substitute for cubes. (IMITATES JUGGERNAUT HORN) 1357 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,119 He's got what? 256 brake horsepower per ton. 1358 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:47,319 I've got 302 and that is better. 1359 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:48,879 Fact. 1360 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:55,679 He has a top speed of 160, I have a top speed of 190. 1361 01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,679 Out of my way, insect, 1362 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:01,919 in your tiny little car. 1363 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,359 CLARKSON: Come on! 1364 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,079 No! 1365 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:09,039 This heralded the start of a David and Goliath battle, 1366 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:12,319 not seen since Minis used to take on Ford Falcons 1367 01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:15,039 in the British Touring Car Championships. 1368 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,999 Hammond, in his Corvette, 1369 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,239 he's destroying the rain forest, 1370 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:25,039 he's killing polar bears 1371 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,439 and 1372 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,519 he's wearing white three-quarter length trousers and these, 1373 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,879 these are bad crimes. 1374 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,119 (TYRES SCREECHING) 1375 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,359 This is a bloody good car. 1376 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,639 Yes, it's enormous. 1377 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,599 But, my God, it can look after itself. 1378 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:46,039 CLARKSON: It's amazing. The first part of this track 1379 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,199 is very much Corvette territory, 1380 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,559 but the second part, where I am now, 1381 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,719 this is Alfa town! 1382 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,279 He's never gonna go up the inside. 1383 01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,039 No way. 1384 01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,719 Come on, little Alfa! 1385 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,959 -And look who's coming through. -Whoa! 1386 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,999 (LAUGHING) 1387 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,919 -Damn it! -Have that! 1388 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:11,119 Now I'm back on the straight again. 1389 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,199 Oh, it's got some grunt. 1390 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:14,639 (HAMMOND LAUGHING) 1391 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:17,119 Massive speed through the straights. 1392 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:20,799 The Big Mac is faster on the straights than the bruschetta. 1393 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,879 After many, many laps, 1394 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,759 Hammond sensibly decided 1395 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,639 we should go into the pits. 1396 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,199 We carry on like this, 1397 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:33,919 we're going to crash. 1398 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:35,319 Well, you are. 1399 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:36,679 What? Anyway, 1400 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,599 -I have genuinely had an idea. -What? 1401 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,239 I would love to find out which of these two is the fastest. 1402 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,719 And the best way to do that is to use science, 1403 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,799 and the best way to do that is to use The Stig. 1404 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,599 We put The Stig in each of the two cars, 1405 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,319 one hot lap in each car, 1406 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,399 then we will have a definitive answer. 1407 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,839 Which of these two very different cars 1408 01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,319 is the fastest around this track. 1409 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,599 So, you're asking me to give these keys 1410 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,479 to the nicest little car I've ever driven 1411 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,399 -to The Stig? -You really have fallen for that. 1412 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,479 Yes, I have. 1413 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,199 -You're gonna have to hand it over. -No, but I'm actually, 1414 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,199 joking apart, I am quite interested in that. 1415 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:08,719 'Cause I would like to know... 1416 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,519 I know in the first half of the track the Corvette's gonna be quick, 1417 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,239 the second half, the Alfa's quick. 1418 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,079 'Cause the second half is Alfaland. 1419 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,199 No, I agree. Let's find him 1420 01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:18,839 and make him do that. 1421 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,079 CLARKSON: Somehow, between us leaving the pits 1422 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,879 and getting to race control, 1423 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,999 Stig had lined up the Corvette 1424 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,519 on the start line. 1425 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,679 (ENGINE ROARING) 1426 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,359 -I like this. -I do. 1427 01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:38,639 Can we get all this at our track? 1428 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,079 Can we see into people's bedrooms with this one? 1429 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,159 -Yes, Jeremy. -Can we? 1430 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,719 No. Actually... 1431 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,439 -There he is. -Yeah! Oh, oh, ah... 1432 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,239 God, he's going very fast. 1433 01:11:58,720 --> 01:11:59,999 I'm genuinely fascinated 1434 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,559 -at which is gonna be quickest. -I am. 1435 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:04,879 It's just weird though, 'cause it is, 1436 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:09,719 it's where we're at, it is the future and the past have come together here 1437 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,119 for a battle. 1438 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,679 I'm not sure if you're not bigging it up a bit too much. 1439 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:17,519 It is, though. The Corvette is the sort of last of the past. 1440 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,279 -Yeah. -And the Alfa is... 1441 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,279 All cars are gonna have to be built like the Alfa. 1442 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:32,159 Right, so he's finished. He's gone across the line in the Corvette. 1443 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,599 Which meant it was the Alfa's turn. 1444 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,319 Come on, Hammond, it looks better than yours. 1445 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:44,959 -Hmm, no. -I admit 1446 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,079 it's very good looking. 1447 01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:49,559 Your fat men from Kentucky have done a very good job with your car. 1448 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,479 But they are ultimately fat men from Kentucky. 1449 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,799 This was designed by engineers from Milan. 1450 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,839 The only thing is, that's a very nice little object 1451 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,119 but it could equally be a very nice peppermint. 1452 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,119 Well, that's it, it crossed the line. 1453 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:18,799 -Is he across the line? He's done... -Yeah, yeah. 1454 01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:21,279 Yes, he's done. There we are. So now we wait for times. 1455 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:24,679 Alfa time. 1456 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,359 Corvette time. 1457 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,119 (CLARKSON LAUGHING) 1458 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:31,079 Two... 1459 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,839 -Two... -Oh, really? 1460 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,919 -Yeah, you see. Now you see... -Is it? 1461 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,039 Yeah, it is. 1462 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,879 So, all that extra power... 1463 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,599 Oh, yeah... 1464 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,679 And we are both at two minutes. 1465 01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,839 -We must be within nine seconds. -Mine is... 1466 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,679 -(LAUGHING) -My number is less than five. 1467 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,839 -So is mine. -(GROANS) 1468 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:51,479 Two minutes, 1469 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,079 three... 1470 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,159 -1.6, yes! -Oh... 1471 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,119 -But that's all there is. -3.4. 1472 01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,159 -And that is... -2:03.4. 1473 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,159 2:01.6. 1474 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:06,119 -It's 1.8 seconds faster. -That's not bad, is it? 1475 01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:07,399 That is amazing. 1476 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,719 Anyway, we must now drive these cars into 1477 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,159 the suburb of Rome with the old stuff in it. 1478 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,679 That's the stuff I've seen on the telly. 1479 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:15,799 Yes, you know, the stuff that, 1480 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,079 -the tourists, the tourists... -Yeah. 1481 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,879 -Okay. -So we drive them in there 1482 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,159 and stay the night. 1483 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,519 -Have I got to still wear them? -Yes. 1484 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,719 HAMMOND: That night, I was feeling very happy 1485 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,319 that I put the orang-utan in his place. 1486 01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:31,679 But as I arrived in the suburb of Rome 1487 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,359 with the old buildings and stuff, 1488 01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,879 I would have changed places with him in a heartbeat. 1489 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,159 Every single car in Rome 1490 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,519 is a small, grey, dented hatchback. 1491 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,039 It's just what they are. 1492 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:46,959 They're not red American droptops. 1493 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,759 You must admit, you've got the wrong car here. 1494 01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,239 HAMMOND: I cannot possibly argue otherwise. 1495 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,039 Could you take a different route to the hotel? 1496 01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:59,199 No. I'm driving alongside you deliberately 1497 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:00,799 so people know we're together. 1498 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,239 I'm his mate. I'm with him. 1499 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,999 This car sits in Rome 1500 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:12,159 like a candle sits on a birthday cake. 1501 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,839 The Corvette sits in Rome 1502 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:17,519 like a turd sits on a birthday cake. 1503 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,559 The next day Hammond insisted we change cars. 1504 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:32,039 So, as we had to drive to the Amalfi Coast on a variety of roads, 1505 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:36,479 we switched to two cars that can do a variety of things. 1506 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,879 The Mercedes AMG A-Class 1507 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,599 and the VW Golf R. 1508 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,799 Both have two-litre, turbo-charged engines, 1509 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:48,399 German built quality, 1510 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,119 and four-wheel drive. 1511 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,239 These are just about 1512 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,999 the hottest, hot hatches 1513 01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:56,319 ever made. 1514 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:02,719 HAMMOND: Oh, this feels better. 1515 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,239 I am blending, 1516 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,719 I am in Rome, doing as the Romans are doing, 1517 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,559 which is a good thing. 1518 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,719 I can see why you needed to switch 1519 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,119 to a grey hatchback, but why did I need to switch? 1520 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,519 Well, you like a fast Golf. 1521 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,639 The Alfa was fine, where is it? 1522 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:24,559 I've given the Alfa back to the man from Alfa Romeo. 1523 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,319 So, I'm never seeing it again? 1524 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,039 HAMMOND: Oh, God. Are you going to pine for it? 1525 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,239 What if somebody else drives it and isn't kind to it? 1526 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:35,319 What if somebody else drives it and it really enjoys it? 1527 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:37,119 No... No... 1528 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,719 Stop saying these things. 1529 01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:42,599 They met in Rome. 1530 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,799 He was a big ugly man. 1531 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:49,519 She was a small slip of an Alfa Romeo. 1532 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,439 And despite all odds, 1533 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,759 they got together, 1534 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,439 and they got on. 1535 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,759 And then one day she was gone, 1536 01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,759 and the big ape was sad. 1537 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,079 (SNIFFLES) 1538 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,159 I liked the 4C... 1539 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:09,279 HAMMOND: WithJeremy still pining for his Alfa, 1540 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:12,759 we left Rome for the 150-mile drive south 1541 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,719 to the Amalfi Coast. 1542 01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,639 This is Mercedes' first ever hot hatch, 1543 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:22,959 and they just looked at hot hatches and thought, "All right, 1544 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:26,119 (IN GERMAN ACCENT) "it needs to be powerful and fast and discreet 1545 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,479 "and stylish, quietly." 1546 01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:31,039 And then they just made it the ultimate hot hatch. 1547 01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:32,519 (IN GERMAN ACCENT) "There you go, we've done it." 1548 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:36,639 355 brake horsepower from a modest two-litre capacity, 1549 01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:37,839 turbo-charged engine, 1550 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,199 four-wheel drive, seven speed double clutch gearbox, 1551 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,999 0 to 60 in 4.3 seconds, 1552 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,559 top speed limited to 168. (IN GERMAN ACCENT) That is it. 1553 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,279 We have won ze game. 1554 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:50,479 CLARKSON: But the Mercedes costs nearly �38,000, 1555 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,559 7,000 more than the Golf. 1556 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,119 So, is it really that much faster? 1557 01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:00,199 Three, two, one, go. 1558 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:09,999 No. Would you just look at that? That is just romping away. 1559 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,039 Yeah, this is faster. 1560 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,359 But this is 297 brake horsepower. 1561 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:16,599 That's a lot from a two-litre car. 1562 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,639 Where the hell have they got 355 from in yours? 1563 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,999 355 brake from a two-litre! 1564 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,079 For a hatchback, that is ludicrously fast. 1565 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:32,279 Mindful of the premature end to last year's road trip, 1566 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,159 we settle down into a gentle cruise. 1567 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,319 Oh, God, don't let him see the volcano 1568 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,039 or we'll end up spending the rest of the day 1569 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:42,199 gawping at rocks and things. 1570 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,399 -CLARKSON OVER RADIO: Hammond? -Oh. 1571 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,199 Is that Vesuvius over there? 1572 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,239 HAMMOND OVER RADIO: Ah, no. No, it's not. 1573 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,959 Yes, it is, and that means we're very close to Pompeii. 1574 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:53,959 Please don't make me spend the afternoon standing about 1575 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,159 gawping at rocks. 1576 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:57,119 You made me drive a kit car, 1577 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,079 I'm making you go to Pompeii. 1578 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,119 HAMMOND: Happily, however, 1579 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,679 Pompeii was a bit touristy. 1580 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,759 Hammond, I may have cocked up a bit here. 1581 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,119 HAMMOND OVER RADIO: Oh, great idea this is. 1582 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,599 HAMMOND: Which meant our sight-seeing was impossible. 1583 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:15,839 Thank you for watching. 1584 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:17,559 WOMAN: I love you so much. 1585 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,479 MAN: Andrew, give me your hand. 1586 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:20,839 I'm not Andrew. 1587 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,399 Thanks for watching the show. 1588 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:24,439 They think I'm called Andrew. 1589 01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:29,159 HAMMOND: Which meant that Andrew and I were soon back on our way to Sorrento. 1590 01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,839 However, the producers 1591 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,519 then made us pull over 1592 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,519 to do promotional activity, 1593 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,479 at the worst location ever. 1594 01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:40,839 -Why didn't you read the small print? -Why didn't you read it? 1595 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,719 Ladies and gentlemen, propelled in front of the camera 1596 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,519 by the small print in their contracts... 1597 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,199 'Cause the BBC's lawyers are better than our lawyers, 1598 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:50,799 we're here to tell you about our new D... 1599 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:54,519 -V-D... -Our brand new Top Gear DVD is called 1600 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,159 Top... What is it called? 1601 01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,639 Our brand new Top Gear DVD is called 1602 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,599 "The Perfect Road Trip 2." 1603 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,559 And here are just some of the things... 1604 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:03,839 Wait, that's too much, isn't it? 1605 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,519 Just in case you were wondering... (LAUGHING) 1606 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,159 Just in case you... (LAUGHING) 1607 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,279 -Yeah, wow. -This year for our all new Top Gear DVD, 1608 01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:14,559 we've been working hard 1609 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,759 to put right all the things that went wrong... 1610 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:17,919 -Band started. -Band started. 1611 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,039 Kill me. 1612 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,119 -The band is... Oh... Cannon... -Cannon. 1613 01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:24,159 (CANNON EXPLODING) 1614 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:26,839 Oh, that's got it, that's shifted it. 1615 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,879 -Best location ever, I think this. -Superb. 1616 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,599 Hello, BBC Shop! 1617 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:32,039 -Coming up now... -Just one shop? 1618 01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,319 -What? -Just one shop? 1619 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,159 Hello, The Mirror, coming up... 1620 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:36,759 Hello, Sun Motors, and coming up... 1621 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:40,959 Hello, Blinkbox, I have literally no idea who you are, but coming up... 1622 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,559 -Hello, Nile, coming up now... -It's Amazon. 1623 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:46,559 Hello, iTunes, coming up now, some exclusive action 1624 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,119 from our brand new Top Gear DVD. 1625 01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:50,999 "The Perfect Road Trip 2." 1626 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:52,919 -Bang! -I'm ready to pull now. 1627 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,719 (CANNONS EXPLODING) 1628 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,359 It's explosive! 1629 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,799 (LAUGHING) 1630 01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:01,599 -Cut. -CLARKSON: That is the worst ever. 1631 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,399 -Bang. -(EXPLODING) 1632 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,959 CLARKSON: With the contractual obligations fulfilled, 1633 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,439 we settled down to talk about cars. 1634 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:09,999 P1. 1635 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:11,359 It is the best. 1636 01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,159 -Yes. -No, it is. I mean, it just is. 1637 01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,079 Now look, I'm not admitting to anything 1638 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,479 about it being quicker or slower than 918, but... 1639 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,239 Yeah, I was dazzled, I'm amazed. 1640 01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,839 It feels unlike anything else. 1641 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,879 The big surprise, uh, the Corvette 1642 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,519 Stingray, which I know you secretly like. 1643 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:30,039 No, I don't secretly like it. 1644 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:31,719 -I publicly like the Corvette. -Yes. 1645 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,399 Now, the Corvette's a good car, but... 1646 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:35,559 -Come on, man. -No, I mean, I'm... 1647 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,759 Here we go... 1648 01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,079 The car I would take away from this 1649 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,559 and own happily and live 1650 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,359 in a cottage in Devon and rear geese is 1651 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,399 -the Alfa 4C. -Maybe walk through a park 1652 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,759 kicking through autumn leaves with it. 1653 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:49,799 I can't find the words to describe how much I like that car. 1654 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,479 Somewhere out there beyond the volcano, 1655 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,319 the 4C is roaming free... 1656 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,279 -In the hands of another man. -May I help you, sir? 1657 01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,599 Yes, could I have, uh... 1658 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,519 Yeah, rag�, please. 1659 01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,879 -Why is it rag�? You always have that. -Rag�... 1660 01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,719 In England, we call it spaghetti Bolognese. 1661 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,559 You've had that every day. 1662 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,119 I know. 1663 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:14,959 And that is... What, it's the same. It's like tomatoes and meat, and... 1664 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,919 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd eat it and go, 1665 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,279 "This is a spaghetti Bolognese." 1666 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:21,399 So, you've been having spaghetti Bolognese, essentially, 1667 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:22,599 every day single day of this trip. 1668 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,679 I said, I've had a rag�. You said, "Ugh, that sounds disgusting." 1669 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:27,439 But why don't they call it spaghetti Bolognese? 1670 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:28,919 -Because it's called rag�. -Why call it a rag�? 1671 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,079 -Why'd you call it... -A rag� is 1672 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:31,599 a spaghetti Bolognese, yes? 1673 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:32,959 -The... The same. -(SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1674 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:36,079 Why didn't... Why don't you say spaghetti Bolognese? 1675 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,399 Because you had a spaghetti Bolognese. That's sausage. 1676 01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:39,959 -It's horrible. -It isn't horrible. 1677 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,519 CLARKSON: The next morning, we were faced with an exquisite 1678 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:54,079 10-mile drive along the coast towards Capri. 1679 01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,039 And neither of us could think of a single modern car 1680 01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,039 that would capture the moment. 1681 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:02,919 So we went for these two classic Alfa Romeos. 1682 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:05,679 A 1962 Touring Spider 1683 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:09,359 and a 1963 Giulia Spider. 1684 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:20,199 Oh! I don't think we could've done any better. 1685 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:25,599 Absolute proof that the right car, 1686 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:29,959 in the right place, at the right moment can add up to perfection. 1687 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,879 This stretch of road, we could've driven up and down 1688 01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:36,039 in any of the modern cars we've driven. 1689 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:39,359 But we wanted something special, and, boy, have we got it. 1690 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:40,799 Alfas. 1691 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:48,399 The Alfa Romeo 4C can trace its roots 1692 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,799 back to this car, the Giulia Spider. 1693 01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:57,519 This is the dream on which all motoring dreams are built. 1694 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,679 I know what you're seeing is a short Brummie 1695 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,759 in a borrowed Italian car. 1696 01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:09,559 But the image in my mind is completely different. Clark Gable. 1697 01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:13,559 Even Jeremy's pulling that off, in that car. 1698 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:16,799 CLARKSON: In my mind, I'm Edward Fox. I'm Sofia Loren. 1699 01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:21,279 I'm Grace... No, I'm not Grace Kelly. She plummeted to her death 1700 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:22,999 off a road very similar to this. 1701 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:31,279 It's funny, isn't it? You can sail through a beautiful bit of scenery, 1702 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:35,199 looking at it and admiring it, or in a car like this, 1703 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,319 you can become part of that scene. 1704 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:43,439 My love of cars was born from imagery like this. 1705 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:47,319 A mountain road, a soft-top Alfa, a blue sky, the sea. 1706 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:50,999 It's hard to think really how I could be happier 1707 01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:53,399 in a car than I am now. 1708 01:24:56,600 --> 01:25:00,439 Then I remembered that actually, there was something missing. 1709 01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:04,279 It's time to cue the Monro, now. 1710 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,359 (OLD ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1711 01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:17,159 This is the perfect base of the perfect road trip. 1712 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:21,439 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1713 01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:39,639 Soon, we arrived at the hotel from where we would sail to Capri. 1714 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:49,599 And celebrated with a glass of lemonade and a game of tennis. 1715 01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:54,839 Argh! 1716 01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:57,119 I didn't even see it. 1717 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,559 That was exciting. 1718 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,599 15-love, I'm never gonna get that back, am I? That was well done, well played. 1719 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,039 -Yeah, I know. Cheers, mate, thanks. -Yeah. 1720 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,199 Good game. 1721 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:06,679 -There's no clawing that back. -No, not really. 1722 01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:09,919 After our epic 28-second match, 1723 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,599 we had more lemonade and an argument. 1724 01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:16,319 What delicious lemonade! I've never had better lemonade. 1725 01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,239 It's the very best I've ever tasted. 1726 01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:19,439 Mmm. 1727 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:22,719 And this afternoon, I shall be driving 1728 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:25,359 a three-litre Capri on the island of Capri. 1729 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:27,759 Oh, hang on. No, there's only one three-litre. 1730 01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,199 -I know. -Oh, why should you have it? 1731 01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,839 -'Cause you can have the 2.8. -Well, you have a 2.8. I'd rather... 1732 01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:34,319 2.8 is more powerful. 1733 01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:37,919 The 2.8 is more powerful, and you like power, etcetera... 1734 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,359 Yes, I know, but the three-litre's got carburettors, yours, you... 1735 01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:41,439 I want the three-litre 'cause... 1736 01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,039 You've got a fuel injection? 1737 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,479 I don't want fuel injection. I want cars, it's a classic car. 1738 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:47,159 No, no. The 2.8 is classic. 1739 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,199 You know, you want a Capri 2.8. 1740 01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,399 -No. -You do. 1741 01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:51,479 I don't. 1742 01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:54,879 CLARKSON: And so, we hatched a plan. 1743 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:57,359 Here is what is gonna happen. 1744 01:26:57,440 --> 01:27:01,199 We're gonna get a couple of speedboats. And we're gonna race to Capri. 1745 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,239 And whoever gets there first has the three-litre. 1746 01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:07,799 Yeah, can I make it perfectly plain? This was his idea. 1747 01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:10,839 He thought of it because I can't drive a boat. 1748 01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,879 Well, that's your fault. You should've thought of that. 1749 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,519 Well, it was your idea. I wouldn't have planned a boat race. 1750 01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:16,839 We hatched the plan. 1751 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:20,599 No, we didn't. You hatched the plan because I can't drive a boat. 1752 01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:21,999 It's not difficult. 1753 01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:28,239 Unfortunately, for the man from Birmingham, it was. 1754 01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:30,799 -Are you ready? -No, I'm not. 1755 01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:32,439 Why not? 1756 01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:33,879 I don't know how to work it. 1757 01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:36,959 You've got those two throttles, there's forwards and backwards. 1758 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:40,159 It's twin screw. You've got flaps, that's for trimming it out. 1759 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:43,879 As you go up, the nose of the boat will want to rise, you put the flaps down, 1760 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,999 and it brings the nose down and gets you on the plane. 1761 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,439 I'm not on a plane. Why have I got flaps? They are on planes. 1762 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,039 CLARKSON: Are you ready? 1763 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,879 HAMMOND: No, I'm still not ready. 1764 01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:56,919 This steering, is it true that you steer the opposite way on a boat? 1765 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,679 If you wanna go left, you steer right. 1766 01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,639 Yes, that's true. The man's an idiot! 1767 01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:05,679 Two throttles, that's these levers. Forwards is forwards, I presume. 1768 01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:08,519 James Bond doesn't do this when he gets on a speedboat. 1769 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:09,799 He just goes! 1770 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:14,039 Are you ready? In three, two, one. Go! 1771 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,079 Yes! 1772 01:28:23,480 --> 01:28:26,279 God, this is what I call motoring now. 1773 01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:30,519 I'm scared. 1774 01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,079 Unleash the power. 1775 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:41,599 Uhh! Oh, this is nerve-wracking. 1776 01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:45,399 I wanna drive that three-litre Capri 1777 01:28:45,480 --> 01:28:47,559 on Capri. I don't want the 2.8. 1778 01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:52,439 Massive waves there. Don't like those. 1779 01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:54,799 Why are they there? Oh! 1780 01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,599 Oh, this is terrible! 1781 01:28:57,200 --> 01:29:00,079 Struggling, yes, he's far, far behind now. 1782 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,159 A speck, frankly. 1783 01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:06,559 This is Thunder Rider One to Inappropriate Stork, 1784 01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:07,959 how're you doing? 1785 01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:10,119 That's not the name of my boat. 1786 01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,159 I'm doing 2.3 a side. What about you? 1787 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,279 I don't know what you're talking about. 1788 01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:18,039 Look at the rev counters, you blithering idiot! 1789 01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,199 Oh, I don't like this. Oh, my God! 1790 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:28,719 Victory is mine, the three-litre is mine. 1791 01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:37,439 The only trouble was, the island that I was racing towards 1792 01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:40,039 didn't look anything like Capri. 1793 01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,999 Now, Capri, it's not that. 1794 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:47,559 It's not that. That's definitely Italy. 1795 01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:52,119 Somebody has stolen Capri, it is missing. 1796 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:53,519 It's gone! 1797 01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:57,399 HAMMOND: While Jeremy was busy shouting... 1798 01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:59,799 I think that's Capri, over there! 1799 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:03,159 ...I was getting more and more confident. 1800 01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:04,999 I'll be honest, it's not all that difficult. 1801 01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:06,319 You just sort of 1802 01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:10,039 put these things forwards, and, you know... 1803 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,919 And before I knew it, I'd caught up. 1804 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,039 And the race was back on. 1805 01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:23,879 CLARKSON: With Capri now firmly in our sight, 1806 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:27,079 it was a straight-line drag race to the finish. 1807 01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:29,879 Oh, he's got some speed up now. 1808 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:32,959 Here we go, a sprint to the finish line. 1809 01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:37,399 Oh, yes! 1810 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,399 HAMMOND: And then, weirdly, 1811 01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,719 I began to lose my lead. 1812 01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:49,639 Oh, what's that you did! 1813 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,799 The speed! 1814 01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:56,399 Oh, God! How does that happen? 1815 01:30:57,040 --> 01:30:59,759 I think my boat's got more powerful engines. 1816 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:16,279 Our finishing line was the port. 1817 01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:20,479 A fact I'd forgotten to tell Hammond. 1818 01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,879 Victory is mine, all mine! 1819 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:25,359 Where're you going? 1820 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,359 I'm going to the port. Where're you going? 1821 01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:30,159 Why isn't it signed, for God's sake? 1822 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:35,079 CLARKSON: And with that, it was time to fess up. 1823 01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:39,719 Hammond, do you know how many horsepower your boat has got? 1824 01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:41,239 No, how many? 1825 01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:43,439 500. 1826 01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:45,159 Wow, how many have you got? 1827 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:47,159 700. 1828 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:49,279 Oh, for God's sake! 1829 01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:52,639 Cheating... 1830 01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:54,239 (HORN BLOWS) 1831 01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:56,279 Ferry, massive ferry. 1832 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:03,959 CLARKSON: Eventually, after Hammond got a man to help him park his boat... 1833 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:06,159 Better reverse, better reverse. 1834 01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:09,119 ...we were introduced to our Capris. 1835 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:16,399 -They are beautiful. -HAMMOND: Gorgeous cars. 1836 01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:22,159 -This is it, Hammond. -Yeah. 1837 01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:25,239 This is it. This is the realisation of a dream. 1838 01:32:25,480 --> 01:32:28,159 I'm actually pleased I've got this one. 1839 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:30,599 'Cause this is the one that resonates more for me. 1840 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:33,279 Because I'm younger than you, this is what I think of. 1841 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:36,519 The fact is, we both have Capris and this is Capri. 1842 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:39,399 This is gonna be one of the best afternoons ever! 1843 01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:40,559 We've done it. 1844 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:43,399 -(ENGINE REVS) -Listen to that! 1845 01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:46,559 The sweet music of Dagenham! 1846 01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:50,719 (TYRES SCREECHING) 1847 01:32:56,760 --> 01:33:00,519 Unfortunately, once again, our perfect road trip 1848 01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:02,879 had come to a premature end. 1849 01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:04,879 It's the car, does that. 1850 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,359 I didn't wanna do that. It was him. I didn't wanna... I didn't... 1851 01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:08,799 -I never drive. -Hammond, shh! 1852 01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:10,279 OFFICER: Cross on Y... 1853 01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:13,679 HAMMOND: Jeremy then spoke to the officers in Italian. 1854 01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:15,599 Which made everything worse. 1855 01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:18,639 (CLANKING) 1856 01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:20,199 A lot worse. 1857 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,359 (METAL DOOR SHUTS) 1858 01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:27,279 You, total plum sack! 1859 01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:25,239 Would it be possible to get a cup of tea? 1860 01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:27,559 (DOOR SLAMMING) 1860 01:35:26,560 --> 01:37:27,559 Subs by: ode_hard@yahoo.co.id Do not copy, resync or upload without permission!!! 141466

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