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Plumbing is a lot
like friendship --
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even the slightest rupture
will cause all this shit
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to come to the surface.
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[ Rumbling ]
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Hey, Debra.
It's Debra.
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We can't do brunch
at my house tomorrow.
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My pipes have sprung
a little leak.
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We'll need to use
your house.
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That might be
a bit of an issue.
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Let's just call Debra, and
tell her that brunch is a wash.
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What's up, gals.
So excited for brunch tomorrow.
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Well, get ready to be miserable,
because brunch is canceled.
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Our pipes exploded.
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We don't have a place to sleep,
let alone do brunch.
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Don't be silly. You're
coming over to my house tonight.
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we'll do brunch here
in the morning.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Why are we laughing?
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I just never thought of you
as having a house.
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Come to think of it, I've never
thought of you at all.
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And respectfully,
I would rather kill myself
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than go to your house.
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As funny is that all is,
you have no other options.
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See you soon.
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Looks like
it's clearing up.
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♪♪
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[ Both sigh ]
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We both know that tonight
is going to be awful.
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We just have to
get through it.
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In and out.Quick and easy --
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like a drive-thru,
or sex with my husband.
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[ Knocking ]
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Sleepover!
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[ Shrieks ]
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Welcome to the first day
of the rest of your night.
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Here in Casa Del Deborah,
luxury awaits.
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Oh.
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Do we love it,
or do we love it?
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You know, in my house,
there's a door here.
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I'll do my best
to get you see your floor plan,
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but I'm not making
any promises.
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She keeps garbage
in the house.
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Why doesn't she throw it
in the town reservoir
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like the rest of us.
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Okay, ladies, we have
a big night ahead of us.
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First things first,
let me see those PJs.
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PJs?
Grow up.
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♪♪
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Love.
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This is my
sleeping helmet.
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It stops the dreams
from getting out.
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Well, no one's
getting out tonight.
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Let's do face masks.
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My favorite part
of face masks
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is that you're kind of just
stuck for 15 minutes,
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and you have to, like,
think or talk.
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-I choose think.
-And I choose talk.
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[ Giggles ]
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I love garlic.
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I've actually never broken
a bone in my body.
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Muscles are
another story.
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[ Crying ]
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That's the story
of my first kiss.
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I'm sorry
I cried so much --
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during the story
and the kiss.
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[ Yawns dramatically ]
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Well, I better be
getting to sleep.
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If I don't get 18 hours,
I become a total bitch.
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Don't worry. I spiked
the punch with cocaine.
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So, no one's going
to bed tonight.
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Now, it's time
for security questions.
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What's the name of the
first street you lived?
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I have to go
to the bathroom.
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That's a funny name
for a street.
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Initiating
girl talk.
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[ Laughs ]
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When was your first kiss?
Wait wait. Let me guess.
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Why don't you be a bellhop,
and go take my bags upstairs.
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That's so funny,
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because my second kiss
was actually near a hotel.
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[ Laughs ]
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Come in Agent Debra.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Debra #2:
A hair on the toilet?
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Is nothing sacred?
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♪♪
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There you are.
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Oh, my God.
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Costume party!
Obsessed!
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I'm gonna go cram myself
into my prom dress.
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I'll meet you downstairs.
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[ Giggles ]
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♪♪
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That's better.
-Debra
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Oh, I didn't know
we were doing costumes.
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Let's talk turkey.
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This house is a pigsty,
and Debra won't stop asking me
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basic questions like where
I'm from or what I like.
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She asked me if I'm a dog person
or a cat person.
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Like hello,
I'm a human.
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I don't get it.
What is her endgame?
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Who cares?
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I would rather sleep in shit
than spend one more second --
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Debra #3:
Hey, ladies.
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In your ugly,
ugly home.
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Debra.
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We were just talking
about you behind your back.
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I love what you've done
with my place.
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Well, you said your home
was my home, so...
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I made your home
my home.
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I did say that,
didn't I?
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You're a great listener.
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Why don't you go upstairs,
and put on a costume?
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Debra is gonna let me
paint or toenails.
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Right, Debra?
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Are we having fun?
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Yes, Debra. Yes.
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♪♪
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Oh, my God.
122
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I can't believe
what's in here.
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What's in here
changes everything.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, thank God.
Come here.
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How creepy is this?
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Debra's been
stalking us.
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Oh, my God.
This goes back years.
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What, does she
have a printer?
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Psycho.
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[ Footsteps approaching ]
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Seven Minutes
in Heaven?
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I didn't get
the invite.
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[ Both scream ]
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♪♪
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Looking for these?
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It's chilly, Debra.
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Come inside.
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We still haven't talked
about our feelings.
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You get away from me.
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I've seen karate,
and I'm not afraid to learn it.
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Open up to me, Debra.
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I'm a hugger.
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[ Debra #2 screams ]
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Debra.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Knocking ]
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Are you close
with your mommy?
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I'm not!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Muffled talking ]
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Do you think
you want children?
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I'm considering adoption.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Both screaming ]
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Thank God you came back for
me -- after you pushed me down.
158
00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,006
You're welcome.
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00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,567
I think she's gone.
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00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,454
I love you.
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00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,665
[ Both scream ]
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[ In sleep ]
My name's Debra.
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I'm stuck.
It's too comfortable.
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We'll never
get out of here.
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She made the bed
too well.
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Scary well.
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Debra #3: Ladies, I just had a
crazy dream about my own birth.
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Can't wait
to unpack it together.
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Damn, she's good.
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We're gonna have to
play her game.
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The only way out
is through.
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Who wants brunch
in bed?
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Follow me lead.
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So, how's
everyone feeling.
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Well, if I'm being honest,
being here makes me anxious
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because my house is the only
place where I feel in control.
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I need to be in charge
because I don't have
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any real autonomy
in my life.
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Debra, thank you for choosing
to share that with me.
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As for me,
I hyper-focus on menial tasks,
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like cleaning,
to distract myself
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from the fact that my life
is a vortex
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of unfulfilled potential.
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This is all
I ever wanted.
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Thank you.
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This has been...
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a sleepover.
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Thank you.
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00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,784
Is that how you
pronounce that?
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Get in here.
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[ giggles ]
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You guys should probably be
getting back to your houses --
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pipes and all.
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I love you.
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♪♪
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What a piece
of work.
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00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:35,109
Can you believe she bought
all that fake stuff I made up?
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00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,812
Debra #1:
Where did you get that bit
about the unfulfilled potential?
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You know,
I saw it in a movie.
200
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And mine
was fake, too.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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I love my friends!
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