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Morning.
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Morning, all right?
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What does that mean?
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Um, Evelyn, can I get
a hot squash please?
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Why is there a kid coming?
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Well, it's for me.
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So sorry I'm late,
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the hotel I'm staying at
doesn't have a decent gym,
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so I had to free run
it all the way here.
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Free run, what's that?
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Watch and learn babe.
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Do you have an update on China?
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Actually, my buddy at the NSA and I,
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did some pretty
breathtaking work on that.
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This is first rate intel,
my guy is the best.
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This is just taken from Wikipedia.
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Right, you have that here?
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Oh, can I get a protein shake?
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Yes would you like lamb or beef?
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That'll be all thanks Evelyn.
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That reminds me, who do I talk to
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about switching hotels?
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Certainly not me, certainly not now.
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Because I need a place
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that serves organic
chicken breast like 24/7.
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Okay so, just so that you know,
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everyone at SIASEC will be
having to redo their APT tests
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What really?
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Is that because I accidentally deleted
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the entire department's personnel files
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and all previous aptitude scores?
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- What do you think?
- Could it just be a coincidence.
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You know this is actually
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a perfect opportunity for me to get
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to know where everyone's at.
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As merely liaison with the NSA,
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what makes you think you need
to know where everyone is at?
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Who knows what I'm going to need to
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liaise with them about, right?
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Plus, we run aptitude
tests at the NSA like,
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every few hours just to make sure
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we're all constantly at
the top of our game.
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And this will give us a chance to see
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if you're at the top of yours.
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What do you mean? I'm exempt.
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- Why would you be exempt?
- Because I'm NSA.
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I would say that's even more reason
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for you to take the test, you're
one of the team now, so to speak.
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Maybe you and I should
talk about this privately.
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I just don't wanna lower morale
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by getting the highest score.
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I'm sure the team will understand.
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I presume you're aware it
involves a polygraph test?
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Huh.
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Chris, hypothetical question,
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what would happen to someone
who's currently working
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at GCHQ doing absolutely fine,
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might've encountered a few
little hiccups along the way
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but then doesn't end up faring
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so well in this next round of tests?
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I'd say you'd be fired.
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Oh, I wasn't talking about me.
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There's only so far we can take
positive discrimination, I'm afraid.
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You know, I've never
really understood that.
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Oh, well it's when
someone who isn't white,
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is actually really good at what they do.
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That's not it.
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No, I get what it means,
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I just don't see why we should
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be discriminating on any level,
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positive or negative,
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look ultimately I just
want the best candidates
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to win the best job.
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Thank you I agree.
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Why are you nodding?
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Regardless of whether
white black or your thing,
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Hello.
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You know, I'm two
percent native American,
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bet you couldn't tell.
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I can always tell.
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Well, I mean, we were
all black once weren't we?
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Oh, that's not racist, it's
just something mum says.
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Ah, great, is that my chicken?
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Yes, and I didn't know what you liked
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so I just got a mix of thighs
and a couple of big breasts.
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Did you do a background check?
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- On the chicken?
- Yeah.
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It's just a rotisserie chicken.
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- So we don't know if it's organic?
- Not yet, no.
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Close the door.
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Shut the blinds.
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Sit down.
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So I've been thinking about
these tests tomorrow.
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Oh God, me too, hopefully they'll just
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demote me if I get a bad score.
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I don't think they'll actually fire me.
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Is it even possible for you
to get demoted though?
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I mean you're the
least paid here, right?
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What makes you say that?
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Listen, maybe we could
help each other out,
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what if I was the one
overseeing the tests?
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Wait, you'd help me pass?
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Well I'd have to take into account
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just how bad your score was,
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I wouldn't want it to be too obvious.
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No, of course not.
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Plus you know, sometimes
it's a good thing
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for a certain person
in the group to fail
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just so everyone gets to
see what that looks like.
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Yeah, no I can get that, so what,
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do you want me to fail on purpose?
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'Cause I can easily do that.
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No definitely not, all I mean is
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if the Titanic had successfully
crossed the Atlantic
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to New York, do you really think
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that film would've grossed
2.1 billion dollars
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at the box office?
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I still don't know what
you mean, are you saying
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that it sank on purpose?
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No, all I'm saying is that
you should stick with me,
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and everything will be okay.
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Wow, that's true, but
that's what Scar says
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in the Lion King isn't it,
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and then it all goes tits up.
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So what, have upstairs
signed off on this then?
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Yes, kind of.
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Who does Chris report to?
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- Rupert.
- Then no.
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All right, I can sort you out then.
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So, Rupert is on a plane,
but I should still be able
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to patch you through.
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You know, I just need
one second to figure out
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- the best way to actually...
- Hello?
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Hello Rupert.
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Hey, it's Jerry Bernstein, NSA.
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Jerry!
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Hello,
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Chris says you're settling in well.
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- Oh yeah, I'm having a...
- How are you find...
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- Sorry, I'm having a...
- How are you...
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- It's, I'm thrilled...
- How are you...
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- No you go.
- Pardon?
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I said I'm thrilled, I'm thrilled,
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What?
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I think there's a delay.
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- Can you fix that?
- Ouch.
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Yes I'm on a plane, I'm...
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No I see that.
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Oh now you're frozen, it's
a good look, but your fro...
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Ow!
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Jerry, Jerry just tell me,
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how are you getting along with Chris?
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Do you know she has
one hell of a reputation?
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Does she, for sleeping around?
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No, for being good at her job.
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No, right of course,
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I was just wondering if she
had some kind of condition,
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because I usually vibe
with all types of women.
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Look, Jerry, we're
about to land in Syria,
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Oh you're back, hello champagne,
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do you mind if I conduct
those, what is it?
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The SIASEC aptitude tests that
are scheduled for tomorrow?
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I didn't quite catch any of that,
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but I'm sure it'll be fine.
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That's great, great,
I was just saying that,
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since I'll be running the
aptitude tests tomorrow,
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which you just verbally agreed to,
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I'm just bummed, you know,
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bummed that I won't be able
to take the test myself,
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but I'll be sure to let Christine know
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of this conversation, okay?
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I think Tuesday.
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Sounds good, have a
lovely time in Syria.
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Yeah, I think we're...
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That was dead easy.
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Yeah.
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- Is he an alcoholic?
- Yes he is.
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Pardon?
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Jerry?
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I think you're frozen now.
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Chris I don't know what to say,
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Rupert and I were just spit balling
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about ways to freshen
up the test and bam!
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He put me in charge, I hope
you don't think it was my idea.
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If only it he was
reachable to verify that,
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and you're exempt I presume?
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Well yeah, I mean, if I'm
gonna be overhauling the way
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the tests are run, I don't
want to sway the results.
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So, I think I'd like to start by timing,
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how quickly everyone can get undressed
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and then put all their
clothes back on again.
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To test aptitude?
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Yeah, also are you familiar
with the game "Sardines"?
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Okay, so what I would like to do
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is a quick polygraph test.
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What's that piece of crap?
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It was just a backup,
prefer the older models.
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- Do you mind if I touch your head?
- Whereabouts?
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- Here and here.
- Yes that's fine.
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Ow, ow.
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What's the problem?
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I can't get these to stick down,
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there's too much hair.
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Well can't you just take
it off? It's a wig right?
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No.
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I'm happy to shave an area,
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No that won't be necessary,
just hold them in place.
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Not you.
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Oh, sorry.
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Sorry if my fingers are a bit smelly.
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Thank you, Quentin.
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Okay, so Mary were
going to start by doing
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just a couple of trial questions.
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So, what is your full name?
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Mary Fanny Nidam
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So I've added a slight US vibe
to your standard APT test.
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Can you just start bouncing
up and down on that for me?
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What's, no you put your
feet on that, on the bar.
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Wait where are you going?
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Like that?
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What are you doing?
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Okay so now I'm going
to call out ten numbers,
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and I want you to repeat them back to me
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but in reverse order.
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Three, zero, 34, nine,
81, four, four again, 53,
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nine and 528.
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- Are you even talking to me?
- Come on man!
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Yes or no, would you
ever betray your country
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for drug, money, or sex?
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Sex.
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- 528, nine, three, four again, four...
- 528,
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nine, 53, four, four, 81, nine,
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34, zero, three.
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Well, I'll have to make
sure that that's correct.
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It is.
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Four, 320...
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Get up we're going again.
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Did you vote for Brexit?
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I don't know, who is that?
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Ow, ow, Jesus Christ why
do you keep hitting me?
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I'm just testing your reflexes.
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What was the name of your first pet?
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Wolf.
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That was the name of your pet, wolf?
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Yeah - What was your, was it a wolf?
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Yeah - That's really cool.
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How do you think I'm doing overall?
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'Cause I weirdly feel
I'm doing quite well.
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Ow!
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You know you can try to hit me too.
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Okay - Ow, what the fuck!
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Sorry
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Would you ever sleep with a coworker?
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Oh my God, that's so embarrassing.
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Maybe I don't know like an American?
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Sorry.
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- Would you ever sleep with a co...
- Yes, Mary.
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00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,492
Oh fuck you!
260
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,383
Would you ever sleep with a coworker?
261
00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:04,979
I just came to clean the room.
262
00:11:05,054 --> 00:11:07,172
What are you doing Friday?
263
00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:08,903
Would you ever sleep with a coworker?
264
00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:09,927
Of course not.
265
00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:15,139
So that's not what
the machine is saying.
266
00:11:16,607 --> 00:11:17,607
Oh my God,
267
00:11:19,121 --> 00:11:20,641
Is the person you have feelings for...
268
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,899
I don't have feelings for anyone.
269
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,179
In this room?
270
00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:31,739
This is a waste of time.
271
00:11:36,647 --> 00:11:37,647
Wha...
272
00:11:47,287 --> 00:11:48,287
Sardines.
273
00:11:56,247 --> 00:11:58,139
Hmm, oh Chris.
274
00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:08,252
Of course they used anthrax,
275
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,303
to kill off all the rabbits in the 50's.
276
00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:11,539
That looks like my dad!
277
00:12:12,447 --> 00:12:13,597
Could that be any ordinary,
278
00:12:13,606 --> 00:12:15,166
if you found out a family member was...
279
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,663
- A terrorist.
- Terror I know.
280
00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:19,139
So what would you do if
they end up letting you go?
281
00:12:20,287 --> 00:12:21,312
Oh I'm sure I'll be fine,
282
00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:22,685
well I've always had this dream
283
00:12:22,761 --> 00:12:24,012
of becoming a trumpet teacher.
284
00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:25,332
Oh, that'd be nice.
285
00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:26,612
You play trumpet?
286
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:29,172
Oh no, I'd have to learn first.
287
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:32,092
Oh Jerry, Jerry, how did we
all do, are the results in?
288
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,103
I'm still calculating everyone's scores,
289
00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:37,012
but Tuva, you should consider
coming to work for the NSA
290
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:38,172
with marks this high.
291
00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:39,739
Mary, looks like you're safe.
292
00:12:42,941 --> 00:12:46,132
Do you still need that urine sample?
293
00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:47,207
Oh God yes.
294
00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:50,927
Jerry, so do you want one
from Mary and I as well?
295
00:12:50,928 --> 00:12:51,928
No.
296
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,172
Please don't just sit there,
297
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,852
go and find out when Rupert's back.
298
00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:04,127
Sure I'll check with Pa.
299
00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:06,652
Check with who, sorry?
300
00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:09,379
Pa, is that not her name?
301
00:13:11,414 --> 00:13:13,372
His PA?
302
00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:15,959
It's pronounced PA.
303
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,292
How can you not know that?
304
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,092
That's what you are!
305
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,212
Go away.
306
00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:22,539
Oh my God.
307
00:13:26,647 --> 00:13:28,527
- You smell nice Jerry.
- Mm-hmm.
308
00:13:31,447 --> 00:13:32,452
Yes?
309
00:13:32,527 --> 00:13:34,047
- Hey hun.
- Please don't call me that.
310
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,048
So listen,
311
00:13:35,894 --> 00:13:38,292
about earlier, I just wondered whether
312
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,859
we should keep your
feelings for me secret.
313
00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:44,263
If there was anything to keep secret,
314
00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:45,939
and I assure you there isn't,
315
00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:48,652
the last person I would trust
with that information is you.
316
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:51,052
I understand why you
might want to deny it,
317
00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:53,063
but just so you know
you're not the first.
318
00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:54,332
To deny it?
319
00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:56,263
At the NSA about 80% of the staff
320
00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:57,692
are attracted to me,
321
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,367
and that's just the
people we know about.
322
00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:00,870
I'm not attracted to you Jerry.
323
00:14:00,894 --> 00:14:03,054
This isn't the war, British
women don't just drop their
324
00:14:03,055 --> 00:14:06,372
bloomers for any GI spiv with
an accent and a Hershey bar.
325
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:09,859
Well, that's not what your
biometric data is showing.
326
00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,581
I'd hate for this to get
out and embarrass you.
327
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:16,052
You and I both know those
machines are unreliable.
328
00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:18,092
I know of only two real cases
329
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,332
where a polygraph has
given false readings,
330
00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:22,487
and in both cases,
they happened in films.
331
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:23,852
Well there must be a mistake.
332
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,503
Then why are you so nervous around me?
333
00:14:25,527 --> 00:14:26,972
Look at you.
334
00:14:27,047 --> 00:14:28,407
There is no way I have feeling...
335
00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,340
A polygraph doesn't lie.
336
00:14:32,014 --> 00:14:34,134
Well there's only one way to prove that.
337
00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:36,572
You take it.
338
00:14:36,647 --> 00:14:39,572
I have no problem
taking a polygraph, wait.
339
00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:47,132
So how did I do man, do you
still aren't able to mark me up?
340
00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:48,405
I don't know, I'll try
341
00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:50,001
but your score was really on the fence.
342
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:51,852
Oh God, but which side?
343
00:14:51,927 --> 00:14:54,292
Okay listen so I kind of painted myself
344
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:57,197
into a corner here, I
might need to cue you
345
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:58,501
at certain times in the testing,
346
00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:00,223
- just to pick...
- What do you mean?
347
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,323
Well, it doesn't matter.
348
00:15:01,347 --> 00:15:02,837
- What do you mean cue you?
- Shh...
349
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,877
What's Joseph doing here?
350
00:15:04,901 --> 00:15:07,332
Yeah I'd like an impartial
adjudicator on this,
351
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,012
someone who lacks the mental
capacity to skew the results.
352
00:15:11,087 --> 00:15:13,247
Fair enough, should
be fun, you're ready?
353
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,332
Are you all right?
354
00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:22,339
Yeah, oh I have a little twitch
355
00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:23,654
that comes out once in a while,
356
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:24,655
it's nothing.
357
00:15:25,247 --> 00:15:27,490
Chris do you want me to run
through a few trial questions
358
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:29,570
first just to make sure
the equipment's working?
359
00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:30,572
Yes.
360
00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:32,012
Are you all right?
361
00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:33,087
Yeah.
362
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:37,012
So answering yes or no,
what is your favorite film?
363
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,207
"The Greatest Showman".
364
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:42,052
Have you ever taken
any illegal substances?
365
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:43,127
No.
366
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,557
There was one time, at the NSA
367
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:48,932
when I had to sniff a work surface,
368
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,903
but it turned out the
entire work surface
369
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,007
was covered in crack.
370
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,727
Yeah that seems to be working fine.
371
00:15:54,728 --> 00:15:55,888
Great, should we begin?
372
00:15:57,134 --> 00:15:58,214
Hold on just let me.
373
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,480
Yes.
374
00:16:06,481 --> 00:16:07,543
- Yes.
- Yes.
375
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,552
- Two months ago...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
376
00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:13,172
Listen, I really think it's only fair
377
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:15,557
if all the questions come from Joseph.
378
00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:17,430
Okay, how many legs have you got?
379
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,423
No you don't have to
create the questions,
380
00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:20,972
they just have to come from you.
381
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,179
To, to.
382
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,247
Yeah.
383
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,132
What does that say?
384
00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:28,339
"Redacted".
385
00:16:28,414 --> 00:16:32,859
Okay, two months ago
GCHQ intercepted a...
386
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,045
- Redacted.
- Redacted, Jesus.
387
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:36,903
...redacted, sorry, file
from the oval office,
388
00:16:36,927 --> 00:16:38,287
implying a coverup within the NSA,
389
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,408
yes or no, were you
aware of such a coverup?
390
00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:53,414
No.
391
00:16:58,487 --> 00:16:59,487
It says lie.
392
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:00,972
What the fuck?
393
00:17:01,047 --> 00:17:03,572
I mean move on that didn't count,
394
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,752
ask another question.
395
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,132
What's a tampon?
396
00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:07,605
Not you, one of her...
397
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:11,212
Sorry, "Despite requesting
upgraded access
398
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:13,543
to your internal file at
the NSA, it still comes up
399
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,892
as classified why?"
400
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,852
Oh thank, I don't know.
401
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:19,223
"However when speaking
with several senior figures
402
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,372
at the NSA It seems
your move over to GCHQ
403
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:23,979
was more to do with damage
control, why might that be?"
404
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:28,613
Can we take a break?
405
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,179
- Yeah.
- No.
406
00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:33,339
I think I might sneeze, actually,
407
00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:34,974
and I don't want it to affect the test.
408
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:37,132
Fine, I'll wait.
409
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:53,366
I might be a minute.
410
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,367
What Evelyn?
411
00:17:59,414 --> 00:18:01,072
Why are you and Esther?
412
00:18:01,106 --> 00:18:02,906
- Put this on your thumb.
- What's that about?
413
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,446
Take it, put it on your fucking thumb.
414
00:18:04,447 --> 00:18:05,687
No I don't wanna be a part...
415
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,493
Hey do you want me to
say you passed the test?
416
00:18:07,494 --> 00:18:09,212
- Did I not pass?
- Are you kidding?
417
00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:11,223
Take this, put it on your fucking thumb.
418
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:12,527
This is ridiculous.
419
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:14,932
- I agree.
- Let's just get on with this.
420
00:18:15,007 --> 00:18:16,967
Answering yes or no, were
you disgraced at the NSA
421
00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:18,623
and forced to take the position here?
422
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:21,052
No sorry I...
423
00:18:21,127 --> 00:18:22,127
No.
424
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,292
Have you always had two heartbeats?
425
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,492
Yes, I had a twin but I absorbed him.
426
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,357
Oh for God's sake, Joseph
leave the room please.
427
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:33,292
That's hardly fair.
428
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:36,852
Joseph, go, now.
429
00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:38,519
What do you want me to do?
430
00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:41,492
Don't give it to me,
don't hand it to, don't...
431
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,117
What is this?
432
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,612
Just get out!
433
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:49,572
Get out sir!
434
00:18:49,647 --> 00:18:50,647
I'm sorry.
435
00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,419
Let's, try that again.
436
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,720
Ready?
437
00:19:20,407 --> 00:19:23,019
Answering yes or no,
438
00:19:24,927 --> 00:19:25,927
were you dis...
439
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:29,372
Were you disgraced at the N...
440
00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:30,932
Were you disgraced at the NSA
441
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,087
and forced to take the position here?
442
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,019
No. Motherfu...
443
00:19:41,127 --> 00:19:45,252
Okay so, this is obviously
not an ideal situation,
444
00:19:45,327 --> 00:19:46,327
for either of us.
445
00:19:47,414 --> 00:19:48,414
Mm-mh.
446
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,332
On the other hand, this
equipment is notorious
447
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:53,407
for acting up.
448
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:55,447
Isn't it?
449
00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:58,452
Mm-hmm.
450
00:19:58,527 --> 00:20:00,503
Maybe I should ask Rupert
to take another look
451
00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:02,567
at this when we're not so stretched?
452
00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:17,339
I think that,
453
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,139
is a great idea.
454
00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:35,979
Just between us,
455
00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:38,579
I was right huh?
456
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,092
You do have feelings for me.
457
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,367
I guess we'll never know.
458
00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:46,263
I promise you I wasn't ear wigging,
459
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,847
but just to be clear are we writing off
460
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:48,941
the whole set of tests?
461
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:50,572
Yes it would seem so.
462
00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:53,019
You're off the hook, for now.
463
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,619
Hallelujah.
464
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:58,967
For now.
465
00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:04,532
So in love with me.
466
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:06,252
- Really?
- It's sad.
467
00:21:12,007 --> 00:21:13,492
Oh, Muna.
468
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,063
- Hi.
- Hi.
469
00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:16,703
Just came around to empty the bin.
470
00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:18,612
Oh no, no let me.
471
00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:21,419
- Its okay I'll...
- No let me, okay.
472
00:21:22,487 --> 00:21:25,412
Sorry.
473
00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:26,487
Sorry.
474
00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:35,412
* There's a bad pie
just around the corner *
475
00:21:35,487 --> 00:21:39,052
* There's a dark cloud
patching through the skies *
476
00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:41,412
* It's as clear as crystal *
477
00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:43,052
* From Brislington to Bristol *
478
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:45,019
* That we can't save democracy *
479
00:21:45,094 --> 00:21:47,012
* And we don't much care *
480
00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:51,212
* We better all run the
merits or beyond that flag *
481
00:21:51,287 --> 00:21:55,979
* But wait till we drop down dead *
482
00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,680
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