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Narrator:
TONIGHT ON "HOT PACKAGE"...
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OUCH!
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Beckles: SUCCESSFUL! THE
"HOT PACKAGE SUCCESS AWARDS!"
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Roark:
ONLY OUR CAMERAS WERE THERE
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TO GIVE YOU
THE EXCLUSIVE INSIDE PEEK.
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AAH!
Beckles: I SIT DOWN WITH BARBER
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AND ALT COMEDY SUPERSTAR
TEDDY BOY GREG.
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PIZZA!
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Roark: PLUS, THEN PLUS...
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Narrator: HOLOGRAM MARK IS BACK,
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AND THE BUFF BOYZ HAVE HIM
WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
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McGrath:
FINALLY WORKING PROPERLY.
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Man: YEP.
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Beckles: AND THEN...
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Narrator: THE "HP" SCREEN TEST
COMPETITION CONTINUES.
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WHO WILL WIN
TONIGHT'S SEMIFINALS?
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THIS IS BULLSHIT!
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* WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW?
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* CAN'T FIND MY WAY
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Beckles: PLUS, A "SUCCESS AWARD"
DUET YOU WON'T FORGET.
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UGH.
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Narrator: WHICH MAJOR CELEB
TAKES ON THE BIZ PIT?
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WOW!
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LET'S GET INSIDE!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Narrator: YOU'RE WATCHING
"HOT PACKAGE,"
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THE ONE AND ONLY
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS PROGRAM
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WITH A HOLOGRAM CO-HOST.
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WELCOME BACK, NORTH AMERICA.
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I'M DERRICK BECKLES,
AND I'M HERE WITH MY MAIN MAN
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HOLOGRAM MARK.
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HEY, EVERYONE!
Man: YES.
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AND NOW IT'S --
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WELL, THE WORLD'S A-BUZZIN'
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S
"HP SUCCESS AWARDS,"
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INCLUDING YOURS TRULY.
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A LITTLE WORSE FOR THE WEAR,
BUT I'LL SOLDIER ON.
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LET'S GET STARTED.
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SO -- SORRY.
AND NOW --
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MY BAD.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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WELL, IF LAST WEEKEND'S
BOX-OFFICE TALLY
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IS ANY INDICATION,
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SUCCESS AWARD NOMINEE
"QUIGLEY" FAILED...
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TO LET ANYONE DOWN.
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HEY! HEY! HEY!
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WHOA!
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WHOA!
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Man: WHOA!
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[ SKIPPING LAUGHS ]
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WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO?
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
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Greg: COMING UP...
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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE.
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NO ONE WILL KNOW.
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I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOUR GAMES.
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H-H-HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY GAMES?
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LOOK,
EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT
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WHEN YOU FINISH
YOUR NEW VIDEO GAME.
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THESE GAMES ARE THE BEST
WE'VE EVER SEEN.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE
LIKE THESE?
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SEVERAL UNFINISHED ONES.
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YOU GOT TO TRUST YOUR FRIENDS.
AND WOMEN ARE LIKE DOGS.
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JUST SHAKE YOURSELF DRY.
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AND I GOT TO SAY CUJOS
TO ALL THOSE INVOLVED
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IN MAKING THIS MOVIE,
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FOR ALL THOSE INVOLVED
IN WANTING TO LAUGH.
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[ REPEATING LAUGH ]
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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Roark: AND NOW...
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Narrator: THE RUNDOWN
FROM LAST NIGHT'S
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8th ANNUAL
"HOT PACKAGE SUCCESS AWARDS."
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* A PLUS-SIZE,
B-SIDE MODEL LIKE YOU *
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WHOO!
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* I NEED A BBW
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WHOO!
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* I NEED A BBW, YEAH
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* OOH-OOH, OHH
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STAY TUNED FOR MORE SUCCESSES.
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WHAT A NIGHT IT WAS,
AND THAT'S JUST THE START.
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IS THAT YOU, DERRICK?
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Roark: COMING UP...
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IT STEPPED UP THE PARTY,
IT WAS BRILLIANT,
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AND I ADORED IT.
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THE DANCERS WERE UNBELIEVABLE.
MATTER OF FACT,
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WE SHOULD BRING THEM RIGHT BACK
ON AGAIN AND HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
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I THINK IT'S SUPER.
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I THINK IT WAS FABULOUS.
FABULOUS, FABULOUS, FABULOUS.
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AND NOW DERRICK BECKLES
WITH A "ONES ON ONE."
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Beckles: HE'S NOT JUST A BARBER.
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HE'S ALSO ONE OF L.A.'s
TOP ALT COMICS.
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OF COURSE, I'M TALKING ABOUT
TEDDY BOY GREG.
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AND BEFORE WE COULD EVEN
START THE INTERVIEW,
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HE TOOK A LITTLE OFF HIS TOP.
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WHEN I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS,
I JUST THINK,
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"HOW DOES HE GET
ALL OF THIS DONE?"
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WHAT'S YOUR PROCESS?
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I JUST FILM STUFF
JUST ON A WHIM.
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I'LL JUST SAY,
"WELL, [BLEEP] IT."
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ARE YOU READY FOR
THE A-LIST?
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WHAT'S THE A-LIST?
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BEING A STAR.
YEAH, I'M READY.
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I CAN'T WAIT TILL
[BLEEP] TMZ
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AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE
ARE INTERVIEWING ME.
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"TEDDY BOY GREG'S SMOKING
A CIGARETTE OUTSIDE 7-ELEVEN.
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HE JUST TOLD ME TO
SUCK HIS [BLEEP] AGAIN."
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AND SPEAKING OF HOT,
WHAT ABOUT DEGREES?
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THIS ONE IDIOT
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH
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HAD A FULL RIDE TO HARVARD,
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AND HE GOES AND GETS
A DEGREE IN RELIGION.
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LIKE, HE CAN [BLEEP]
ABSOLUTELY DO ANYTHING
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WITH THAT [BLEEP] DEGREE.
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HE COULD'VE JUST DROPPED
OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
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AND WORKED AT McDONALD's
AND MADE MORE.
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A McDONALD's NEAR,
LIKE, A CHURCH.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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AND I HAD TO ASK,
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ARE THERE ANY OTHER
TATTOOED-FACED BARBERS IN TOWN?
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THERE'S ANOTHER BARBER.
HIS NAME IS RICHIE THE BARBER.
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HE HAS HIS FACE
FULLY TATTOOED LIKE ME.
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WHAT?
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I PUT OUT A VIDEO
JUST CALLING HIM OUT,
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BUT HE HASN'T RESPONDED
BACK TO MY CHALLENGE.
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WELL, HE RESPONDED
TO MY CHALLENGE
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TO BE ON "ONES ON ONE."
AND MY FIRST QUESTION...
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WHEN YOU GOT
YOUR PENIS TATTOOED,
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HOW DID THAT FEEL,
AND WHAT'S ON IT?
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IT HURT LIKE HELL.
BUT I DID NUMB IT, THOUGH.
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BUT -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT WAS WEIRD.
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I WAS ALL PILLED OUT, AND...
AND IT'S A BARBER POLE.
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YOU KNOW, STRIPES AROUND,
AND THE HEAD'S YELLOW.
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OKAY. TIME TO GET SERIOUS.
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DO YOU THINK NICK CANNON'S
TALENTED?
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YOU GOT ME
ON THE SPOT HERE.
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AND SPEAKING OF BEING
ON THE SPOT,
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IS HE GOING TO FIGHT
TEDDY BOY GREG?
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I'M NOT -- I'M NOT
A FIGHTER, I'M A LOVER.
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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GOT ME. BACK TO FUN.
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DO ME A FAVOR -- JUGGLE SOME
KNIVES IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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HANGING OUT WITH
THIS BARBERSHOP DUET
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REMINDED ME OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE
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TO LIVE ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE.
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AND I WANT TO THANK THEM BOTH
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FOR GIVING ME
SOME SERIOUS FACE TIME.
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Narrator: STAY TUNED FOR...
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AS WE ALL KNOW, SUCCESS COMES
IN MANY SHAPES AND SIZES,
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BUT WHEN WE SIZE UP
THE SHAPE OF SUCCESS,
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IT SHOULD BE WITH THE INTENT TO
SIZABLY RESHAPE SUCCESS ITSELF.
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SO WITH THAT IN MIND,
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LET'S GET TO THIS WEEK'S
"HP" RISING STAR FINALIST.
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Beckles:
I DUG THROUGH MY MARVELOUS
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HOLLYWOOD MOVIE COLLECTION
TO PAIR THE PERFECT SCENE
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WITH THE PERFECT ACTOR...
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I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
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...TO MAKE
THE BEST DECISION POSSIBLE.
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TONIGHT, ROD IVES
AND LUCY MORGENSTERN
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BATTLE-AX FOR A CHANCE
TO WIN $40,000.
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AND A WARNING FOR PEOPLE
WHO LIKE WINNERS --
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THERE'S GONNA BE A LOSER.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE CLIP -- CLIP -- CLIP.
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Narrator: AND NOW
THE ORIGINAL CLASSIC SCENE.
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YOU OKAY?
OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
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HERE, LET ME HELP.
THANK YOU.
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I GUESS I SHOULD'VE ASKED
MY WIFE TO COME ALONG AND HELP.
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THIS IS MY VAN.
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HERE, I'LL JUST PUT
THESE IN HERE FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ]
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GET IN.
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[ STUN GUN ZAPS ]
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WHAT WAS...THAT?
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THIS IS A MYOTRON,
AND TH IS A BADGE.
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AND Y ARE UNDER ARREST.
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WOW!
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Narrator: AND NOW
THE RISING STAR SCREEN TEST.
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YOU OKAY?
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I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
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HERE, LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT.
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I GUESS I SHOULD'VE ASKED
MY WIFE FOR HELP.
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H-HERE, LET ME JUST --
LET ME JUST HELP --
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JUST PUT IT IN THERE.
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LET ME JUST...
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THIS IS MY VAN.
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HERE, LET ME JUST
PUT IT IN THERE FOR YOU.
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GET IN!
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BZZT!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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THIS IS A MYOTRON!
AND THIS IS A BADGE!
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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GOD!
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WOW!
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Narrator: LET'S GET OUTSIDE.
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GOT TO CONFESS --
I'M STILL MAJOR-LEAGUE BUZZED
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FROM LAST NIGHT'S
"SUCCESS AWARDS."
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HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
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LET'S GET BACK INSIDE!
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...A "SUCCESS AWARD" DUET
YOU WON'T FORGET.
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Narrator: IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT
WHO DROPS BY THE BIZ PIT.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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I'M A HOLLYWOOD INSIDER.
I KNOW WHAT GOES ON.
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RIGHT. "DOGSTAR" IS
ACTUALLY KEANU REEVES.
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IT IS? OH, F--
YEAH.
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YEAH.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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THERE'S ANOTHER INCARNATION
BEFORE THE --
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UH, I'M PARANOID ABOUT
WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE.
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I DON'T KNOW
ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.
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I'VE NEVER MET ANY OF THEM.
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I always have more material.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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Can I say some more material?
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No.
Okay. Gotcha.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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Narrator: SUCCESSEE FOR
ALWAYS HAVING MORE MATERIAL --
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JEFF DEANE TURNER.
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THERE WERE THREE WORDS
FOR LAST NIGHT'S
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"SUCCESS AWARDS" --
WHAT A --
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[ VOMITS ]
AND HOW, DERRICK.
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THE 8th ANNUAL
"SUCCESS AWARDS"
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WAS A SIZZLING BLAST
SENSATION
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FROM COAST TO COAST.
WHAT...A...PARTY.
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AND NOW TONIGHT'S LOSER
IN THE RISING STAR ALERT FINALS
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IS LUCY --
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[ VOMITING ]
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Narrator: AND NOW MORE WINNERS
FROM "HOT PACKAGE'S"
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8th ANNUAL "SUCCESS AWARDS."
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HANNAH'S FIELD,
FEATURING BONGO BLISS.
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* PASS THE DUTCHIE
ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE *
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* SO COME ON, PUFF, PUFF, GIVE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN *
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* SO PASS IT AROUND, BABY
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* 'CAUSE IT'S OBSCENE
TO HOG THE GREEN *
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* PUFF, PUFF, GIVE,
PUFF, PUFF, GIVE *
233
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,310
* COME ON
234
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,481
* SHARE AND LIVE,
235
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,078
PUFF, PUFF, GIVE *
236
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,610
* GROWS FROM THE EARTH,
THE EARTH CAN'T HURT *
237
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,390
THE GUY LOOKED UP AT ME,
AND HE SAYS,
238
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,858
"DON'T STAB ME ANYMORE, MAN.
I'M DEAD ALREADY."
239
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,763
NOW, BAM!
YOU'RE OUT OF THERE!
240
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,963
THAT'S THE END OF THAT STORY.
241
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,655
LET'S TALK ABOUT
ONE MORE THING HERE.
242
00:09:56,697 --> 00:10:00,127
I-I LOST MY CAT.
I CANNOT FIND MY CAT.
243
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,737
WOULD YOU HELP ME
FIND MY CAT?
244
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,739
WOULD YOU COME WITH ME
AND HELP ME FIND MY CAT?
245
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,682
AND THIS LITTLE GIRL
WHO LOVES CATS, SHE SAYS,
246
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,078
"I'M GONNA MAKE THE DOPE DEAL.
247
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,009
YOU HOLD THE DOPE.
I'LL HOLD THE CAT."
248
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,914
NOW THERE'S A SONG.
IT GOES LIKE THIS --
249
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,246
THEY'LL ASK SOMETHING LIKE,
250
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,481
"YOU KNOW WHERE
THE SMITH PEOPLE LIVE?
251
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,575
YOU KNOW?"
252
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,916
AND THEN, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
253
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,251
AND THEN THE LITTLE GIRL
GETS A LITTLE CLOSER --
254
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,487
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
COME A LITTLE CLOSER."
255
00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,862
AND SHE GETS A LITTLE CLOSER --
256
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,861
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
COME A LITTLE CLOSER."
257
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,363
AND SHE GETS A LITTLE CLOSER..."
258
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,004
Narrator: BEST EROTICALLY
CHARGED PIANO INFLUENCE DUET
259
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,670
AT THE 8th ANNUAL
"SUCCESS AWARDS" --
260
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:36,100
JENNIFER DAY
AND JEREMY EBENSTEIN.
261
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,866
* OOH, OOH
262
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:43,005
* SUCCESS IS
THE PLACE TO BE *
263
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:48,123
* SUCCESS IS
THE PLACE TO BE *
264
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:53,848
* WHY EXIST ANYWHERE ELSE?
265
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:58,187
* WHY EXIST ANYWHERE ELSE?
266
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:03,495
* DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
YOU GOT INSIDE *
267
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,700
[ BECKLES VOMITING ]
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00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:05,572
* NO --
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00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,968
[ LAUGHING ]
270
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000
GOOD NIGHT, NORTH AMERICA.
KEEP WINNING.
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