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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,007 --> 00:00:02,807 How long I gotta be married to your mother 2 00:00:02,808 --> 00:00:05,311 before you respect our union? 3 00:00:05,352 --> 00:00:07,688 I'm not calling you Dad, man. 4 00:00:08,702 --> 00:00:10,542 Sorry if I interrupted you and Jasmine earlier. 5 00:00:10,566 --> 00:00:12,193 [KEVIN] You good. I'm done with her. 6 00:00:12,234 --> 00:00:13,834 At least you don't try to impress niggas. 7 00:00:13,858 --> 00:00:15,196 That's what I like about you. 8 00:00:15,237 --> 00:00:16,797 You brought her over. You must like her. 9 00:00:16,822 --> 00:00:19,158 I don't care about her. She got a long second toe. 10 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,960 What's something that says, like, I love you, 11 00:00:20,984 --> 00:00:21,869 but also, I respect 12 00:00:21,911 --> 00:00:23,391 that you're my professional superior? 13 00:00:23,433 --> 00:00:24,713 You got your mom out here, like, 14 00:00:24,737 --> 00:00:26,874 my sister won't even answer the fuckin' phone. 15 00:00:26,916 --> 00:00:27,833 Shit crazy. 16 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:30,377 Niggas really don't give a fuck about me, man. 17 00:00:36,008 --> 00:00:37,426 This is what them V-Vs do 18 00:00:37,468 --> 00:00:41,013 You see the V-Vs, I busted all the T-Ts too 19 00:00:41,055 --> 00:00:42,139 [CHUCKLES] 20 00:00:42,181 --> 00:00:44,141 Fantastic. 21 00:00:44,183 --> 00:00:46,060 Yo, you heard that? 22 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:48,270 I said V-Vs and T-Ts. 23 00:00:48,312 --> 00:00:50,773 Don't let that shit go over your head, dawg. 24 00:00:50,815 --> 00:00:51,941 Bark. 25 00:00:52,858 --> 00:00:55,277 Bruh, no disrespect, man, 26 00:00:55,319 --> 00:00:57,822 but I'm just trying to show you this album cover I designed 27 00:00:57,863 --> 00:00:59,448 and get out of here, like... 28 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:01,010 Nigga, why you ain't just DM it to me? 29 00:01:01,034 --> 00:01:03,869 'Cause my shit's been stolen before even with the watermark. 30 00:01:03,911 --> 00:01:05,162 Ah, I feel you. 31 00:01:05,204 --> 00:01:07,748 Niggas ain't got no respect for the artist, bro. 32 00:01:08,874 --> 00:01:11,794 Exactly. So check it. Um... 33 00:01:12,753 --> 00:01:15,214 Can we, like, go into another room or something, so... 34 00:01:15,256 --> 00:01:19,135 No. Baby sleep. Let me see it. 35 00:01:22,138 --> 00:01:24,056 This shit hard. 36 00:01:24,098 --> 00:01:26,267 - You did this? - Yeah. Appreciate it. 37 00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:29,979 So maybe you can just CashApp me a hunnit 38 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,272 and then, you know, 39 00:01:31,313 --> 00:01:33,482 I'll send you the files and we can do it like that. 40 00:01:33,524 --> 00:01:34,817 - It's just... - [PHONE BEEPS] 41 00:01:34,859 --> 00:01:36,068 Yo! 42 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,820 Yo! Why would you do that? 43 00:01:37,862 --> 00:01:40,531 - What the fu... - I'm not gonna hold you, bro. 44 00:01:40,573 --> 00:01:42,199 I ain't got no bread, all right? 45 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:44,076 But I got 10K on the Gram. Okay? 46 00:01:44,118 --> 00:01:48,455 We goin' viral. I'ma tag you. Okay? 47 00:01:48,497 --> 00:01:50,124 All right, bro. 48 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:52,042 [LATCH RATTLING] 49 00:01:52,084 --> 00:01:53,210 Yo. Let me out of here, man. 50 00:01:53,252 --> 00:01:54,753 You got to wiggle it and jiggle it. 51 00:01:54,795 --> 00:01:56,505 I'm fuckin' wiggling and jiggling, nigga. 52 00:01:56,547 --> 00:01:57,506 Let me out of here. 53 00:01:57,548 --> 00:01:59,425 Jiggle it, wiggle it. 54 00:01:59,466 --> 00:02:01,260 Wiggle it, jiggle it 55 00:02:01,302 --> 00:02:03,679 Spinning on the ops like a pendulum 56 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:05,139 Whoo! 57 00:02:05,181 --> 00:02:06,974 - Nigga, you trash, bro! - You just a hater. 58 00:02:07,016 --> 00:02:10,394 You a TikTok rapper, nigga. You never gonna make it, bro. 59 00:02:10,436 --> 00:02:13,355 - [DOOR SLAMS] - Don't wake up the baby! 60 00:02:13,397 --> 00:02:15,566 [PERSON] No one lives on Mercury, 61 00:02:15,608 --> 00:02:18,736 but that planet controls our communications. 62 00:02:18,777 --> 00:02:22,698 When it's retrograde, we might misunderstand each other. 63 00:02:26,535 --> 00:02:28,913 Why so glum, chum? 64 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:32,583 Bruh, every time I try to sell my work, I get played. 65 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:35,377 This nigga really just stole my shit. 66 00:02:35,419 --> 00:02:36,587 [DAN] I'm... I'm sorry. 67 00:02:36,629 --> 00:02:38,047 Should I try to find a bright side 68 00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:39,256 or just be sad with you? 69 00:02:39,298 --> 00:02:40,966 Just say what you got to say, man. 70 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,194 Okay, well, he didn't pay you, 71 00:02:42,218 --> 00:02:43,858 but if he took it, that means he liked it. 72 00:02:43,882 --> 00:02:45,442 Like, your last client hated your work. 73 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,264 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 74 00:02:47,306 --> 00:02:49,308 I see why they won't let you coach. 75 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:51,310 [DOOR SHUTS] 76 00:02:51,352 --> 00:02:53,812 Bro, how did you... Was the door unlocked? 77 00:02:53,854 --> 00:02:54,939 No. I cut a key. 78 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:58,275 I had to, ever since you started locking your door. 79 00:02:58,317 --> 00:03:00,819 Can't be too careful in this neighborhood nowadays, 80 00:03:00,861 --> 00:03:03,239 even if Flatbush is being gentrificated. 81 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,337 [KEVIN] Yo, can you make me one? 82 00:03:04,361 --> 00:03:05,641 - [KAREEM] Got you. - Yo, Kareem. 83 00:03:05,683 --> 00:03:07,191 Kevin and I were kind of in the middle of something. 84 00:03:07,215 --> 00:03:08,160 No, we weren't. 85 00:03:08,202 --> 00:03:09,346 I mean, just let me... We sort of are. 86 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:10,663 Well, what are you doing here? 87 00:03:10,704 --> 00:03:12,331 I told Mom I'd be over for dinner later. 88 00:03:12,373 --> 00:03:14,583 We in a little contest. 89 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:19,129 And it'll make her happy if you come over 90 00:03:19,171 --> 00:03:21,840 and help us before dinner. 91 00:03:21,882 --> 00:03:22,967 What contest? 92 00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:25,094 Ah. Check this out. 93 00:03:25,803 --> 00:03:28,722 We tryna win the Best Window Box 94 00:03:28,764 --> 00:03:31,433 in the Greenest Block in Brooklyn contest. 95 00:03:31,475 --> 00:03:33,394 And they judging tonight. 96 00:03:33,435 --> 00:03:34,895 So now we gotta go 97 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:37,314 and try to cram some green shit into our box. 98 00:03:37,356 --> 00:03:40,651 - Do you really need my help? - I don't. 99 00:03:40,693 --> 00:03:43,195 But your mama want to spend some time with her son 100 00:03:43,237 --> 00:03:45,281 who she ain't seen in months. 101 00:03:45,322 --> 00:03:46,448 Now put your shoes on. 102 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:49,451 - [DAN] Ah. - Months? [SCOFFS] 103 00:03:49,493 --> 00:03:54,456 And Maria said she ain't seen your square head ass neither. 104 00:03:54,498 --> 00:03:57,334 - I've been busy, bro. - I'm sorry, Kareem. 105 00:03:57,376 --> 00:03:58,836 Tell her I'll be over for dinner. 106 00:03:58,877 --> 00:04:01,171 I just... I just want to rest first, if that's okay. 107 00:04:01,213 --> 00:04:02,464 Oh, I'm so sorry. 108 00:04:02,506 --> 00:04:04,842 You think I give a damn about what you want? 109 00:04:04,883 --> 00:04:08,387 I respect a woman's choice. Now, everybody, let's go. 110 00:04:08,429 --> 00:04:09,513 Family first. 111 00:04:09,555 --> 00:04:11,015 I can't, man. I got a date tonight. 112 00:04:11,056 --> 00:04:15,311 Oh, I stand corrected. Pussy does come before family. 113 00:04:15,352 --> 00:04:16,520 Mm. 114 00:04:16,562 --> 00:04:18,522 Come on, son. Let's go. 115 00:04:18,564 --> 00:04:22,318 [TOBi & Juls' "Dollas and Cents"] 116 00:04:22,359 --> 00:04:24,194 ? Tears 'fore I crack a smile ? 117 00:04:24,236 --> 00:04:25,988 [KAREEM] Who you fuckin' in that phone? 118 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,573 Jesus, dude. Come on. 119 00:04:27,614 --> 00:04:29,616 Come on. Your boy Squarehead, 120 00:04:29,658 --> 00:04:31,869 he getting ass and he ain't even paying rent. 121 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:33,704 You breakin' somebody's back, right? 122 00:04:33,746 --> 00:04:35,331 [DAN] No, I'm not breaking backs. 123 00:04:35,372 --> 00:04:36,707 Are you at least bruising them? 124 00:04:36,749 --> 00:04:39,209 What's bruising? No. I'm not breaking or bruising. 125 00:04:39,251 --> 00:04:41,295 - Come on, man. - Hey. 126 00:04:41,337 --> 00:04:43,172 What about the chick in your school? 127 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:44,673 - You smashing? - She's my boss. 128 00:04:44,715 --> 00:04:48,802 And I... we almost did. But I fell asleep before. 129 00:04:48,844 --> 00:04:51,347 You supposed to get the ass, then fall asleep. 130 00:04:51,388 --> 00:04:54,266 You kids do everything backwards these days. 131 00:04:54,308 --> 00:04:56,894 Well, I took too many benzos. 132 00:04:56,935 --> 00:04:58,395 It's like this anti-anxiety pill. 133 00:04:58,437 --> 00:05:00,314 They relax you but then make you tired, so... 134 00:05:00,356 --> 00:05:02,608 Mm-hmm. Oh, no. You're taking the wrong pills. 135 00:05:02,649 --> 00:05:04,735 I got some shit that gonna make your dick stand up 136 00:05:04,777 --> 00:05:06,838 like a soldier in Buckingham Palace. 137 00:05:06,863 --> 00:05:07,855 That's not the issue. It's... 138 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,407 No, I mean, like a Confederate statue 139 00:05:10,449 --> 00:05:11,950 that's been up for centuries. 140 00:05:11,992 --> 00:05:14,286 Big, white. 141 00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:16,580 You circumcised? 142 00:05:16,622 --> 00:05:19,666 [JAZZ MUSIC] 143 00:05:22,961 --> 00:05:24,838 [LATCH CLICKS] 144 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,926 Dan, you're home! Oh, you're home! 145 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:30,010 [SMOOCHING] 146 00:05:30,052 --> 00:05:32,513 This is so much better than talking to you on the phone. 147 00:05:32,554 --> 00:05:34,390 I know. I'm... I'm sorry. But I'm... I'm here. 148 00:05:34,431 --> 00:05:35,516 But I am sorry. 149 00:05:35,557 --> 00:05:37,197 No, I'm sorry your pills made you pass out 150 00:05:37,221 --> 00:05:40,354 before you could have sex with your professional superior. 151 00:05:40,396 --> 00:05:42,076 Wait, wait. How do... how do you know that? 152 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:46,151 - [MARIA LAUGHING] - Yeah. 153 00:05:46,193 --> 00:05:48,529 - Me and your mama communicate. - [MARIA] That's true. 154 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:51,907 Maybe if you communicated, you'd be fuckin'. 155 00:05:51,949 --> 00:05:52,912 Okay. 156 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:53,911 - Baby. - Yeah. 157 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,411 Where the horny goat weed pills at? 158 00:05:55,452 --> 00:05:57,454 Oh, they're in the bedroom under the mattress. 159 00:05:57,496 --> 00:05:59,123 No, no. I'm never gonna use those. 160 00:05:59,164 --> 00:06:00,332 I'm never gonna use those. 161 00:06:00,374 --> 00:06:02,214 - [MARIA] Come here. - I'm not gonna use those. 162 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:03,598 [MARIA CHUCKLES] Well, you should. 163 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:07,881 I'm glad you could help me and Kareem win the Best Window Box. 164 00:06:07,923 --> 00:06:09,633 I just really want to beat Charlotte. 165 00:06:09,675 --> 00:06:11,315 - Who's Charlotte? - I told you about her. 166 00:06:11,339 --> 00:06:14,179 She's this goy chick who moved in down the block. 167 00:06:14,221 --> 00:06:15,597 Right. Okay, okay. 168 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:17,492 I didn't remember "Charlotte," but "goy chick," I do remember. 169 00:06:17,516 --> 00:06:18,851 - Okay. Yeah. - She won last year, 170 00:06:18,892 --> 00:06:22,187 and she goes on and on on all the Facebook groups 171 00:06:22,229 --> 00:06:24,356 about how green her thumb is. 172 00:06:24,398 --> 00:06:26,900 She's got the perfect purple hydrangeas 173 00:06:26,942 --> 00:06:29,069 and her happy family photos in the window, 174 00:06:29,111 --> 00:06:33,699 and her son is helping her, and I just want to beat her. 175 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:36,452 Okay. Yeah. We'll try to win so your neighbor's sad. 176 00:06:36,493 --> 00:06:38,996 Kareem is gonna go pick some more begonias 177 00:06:39,037 --> 00:06:41,498 for our window to tape to the top. 178 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:43,834 You should go with him while I finish dinner. 179 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:48,213 Oh, no. Like, I'd rather not. 180 00:06:48,255 --> 00:06:49,840 I mean, I came to see you, so... 181 00:06:49,882 --> 00:06:51,425 You really don't like him, do you? 182 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,187 No, no, no. Don't... don't worry about that. 183 00:06:53,211 --> 00:06:55,888 I don't, but you do. It's okay. You married him. 184 00:06:55,929 --> 00:06:59,224 You hate him that much that you'll barely see me now. 185 00:06:59,266 --> 00:07:00,809 Just five-minute phone calls. 186 00:07:00,851 --> 00:07:03,312 I'm... I really don't hate him. I would not have married him. 187 00:07:03,353 --> 00:07:04,953 But that's fine. We have different types. 188 00:07:04,977 --> 00:07:08,192 I just want you guys to share something together. 189 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:11,737 Like, just... it would be nice to feel like a family. 190 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:14,031 Okay, okay, okay, I'll try. 191 00:07:14,072 --> 00:07:16,492 Aww. Okay. 192 00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:18,410 Mwah! Oh, my gosh. 193 00:07:18,452 --> 00:07:20,537 I'm so happy you're here for dinner. 194 00:07:20,579 --> 00:07:24,333 I am making steak, by the way. 195 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:28,337 Well, I've... I've never seen you cook. 196 00:07:28,378 --> 00:07:30,255 - You cook? - [MARIA] Oh, sure. 197 00:07:30,297 --> 00:07:34,134 You just follow each step, and then add something random, 198 00:07:34,176 --> 00:07:38,680 and it's unique and original. [CHUCKLES] 199 00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:40,015 Kev says hi, by the way. 200 00:07:40,057 --> 00:07:41,817 He wanted to come, but he has a date tonight. 201 00:07:41,841 --> 00:07:44,811 Oh, is he still dating that nice girl? 202 00:07:44,853 --> 00:07:47,439 The one with the... she had the birthmark on her right cheek 203 00:07:47,481 --> 00:07:49,399 and the royal blue braces? 204 00:07:49,441 --> 00:07:50,901 What? Keturah from eighth grade? 205 00:07:50,943 --> 00:07:52,152 - [MARIA] Yeah. - No. 206 00:07:52,194 --> 00:07:55,030 - They... they broke up. - [MARIA] What's she doing now? 207 00:07:55,072 --> 00:07:56,782 I figure she went to ninth grade. 208 00:07:56,823 --> 00:07:58,909 And then after that, it's anyone's guess. 209 00:08:00,661 --> 00:08:01,828 Ashwagandha. 210 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:03,710 That should tie your dick over in the meantime. 211 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,214 I don't need my dick tied. It's okay. 212 00:08:05,249 --> 00:08:06,250 Come on. 213 00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:08,669 These big, old niggas ain't gonna pick themselves. 214 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,754 They're begonias. Don't say that at the store. 215 00:08:10,796 --> 00:08:13,590 - Come on, son! - [DAN] Don't say son. 216 00:08:13,632 --> 00:08:14,716 [PHONE CHIMES] 217 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:16,176 Ah ah ah 218 00:08:16,218 --> 00:08:18,178 ? Oh ? 219 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:21,306 ? Ooh, ooh ? 220 00:08:21,348 --> 00:08:22,683 ? Yeah ? 221 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:26,937 ? Ah ah ah ah ah ah ? 222 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:29,106 ? Staring at each other ? 223 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:30,774 ? The weight is heavy and I'm... ? 224 00:08:30,816 --> 00:08:33,318 Mom seems really happy. It's weird. 225 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,154 What's weird? 226 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:36,238 You just see, like, 227 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,160 a very different version of her than I've known. 228 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,159 When we met, she was always going through this or that. 229 00:08:41,201 --> 00:08:43,870 But when she's feeling down, I pick her up. 230 00:08:43,912 --> 00:08:46,707 Yeah. Well, thanks for helping her. 231 00:08:46,748 --> 00:08:50,168 Of course. You know, she does the same for me. 232 00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:52,421 That's love. 233 00:08:52,462 --> 00:08:55,799 - Keep a lookout. - Yeah. Wait, what? 234 00:08:55,841 --> 00:08:56,943 [DAN] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 235 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:57,926 What are you doing? 236 00:08:57,968 --> 00:08:59,303 - What are you doing? - Competing. 237 00:08:59,344 --> 00:09:01,344 That's right. I'm about to kill these damn flowers. 238 00:09:01,368 --> 00:09:03,724 Yo, stop. Let's get the begonias or whatever. 239 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:05,165 [KAREEM] Oh, no. We not doing that. 240 00:09:05,189 --> 00:09:08,729 Look, you can play offense or you can play defense. 241 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:11,023 And defense wins championships. 242 00:09:11,064 --> 00:09:14,151 This goy bitch is going down. 243 00:09:14,192 --> 00:09:16,312 Oh, this is the goy... Yo, yo, stop, stop, stop, stop. 244 00:09:16,336 --> 00:09:18,400 Yo, come on. Enough with the weed killer, man. 245 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:21,283 Weed killer, no? That's puppy piss, man. 246 00:09:21,325 --> 00:09:23,869 Give me my bottle. 247 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:26,330 Why do you have... You don't even have a dog. 248 00:09:26,371 --> 00:09:28,040 I used to. 249 00:09:28,081 --> 00:09:29,291 - This is old. - Okay, yeah. 250 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,501 I'm gonna go get the flowers. I'll see you back there. 251 00:09:31,543 --> 00:09:33,962 Have fun with this. Jesus, dude. 252 00:09:40,427 --> 00:09:43,263 [TRANQUIL MUSIC] 253 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:46,266 [DOOR CLOSES] 254 00:09:46,308 --> 00:09:49,770 All right. Steak and potatoes are ready. 255 00:09:49,811 --> 00:09:50,771 [KAREEM] Mmm! 256 00:09:50,812 --> 00:09:52,648 - [MARIA] Aww. - [KAREEM] Mwah! 257 00:09:52,689 --> 00:09:53,690 Ooh. 258 00:09:53,732 --> 00:09:55,212 K, you smell like a natural disaster. 259 00:09:55,236 --> 00:09:57,903 - What happened? - Life happened. 260 00:09:57,944 --> 00:09:59,905 Took us a few to pick up them flowers 261 00:09:59,946 --> 00:10:03,241 'cause we had to take care of something. 262 00:10:03,283 --> 00:10:04,993 [MARIA] Oh, okay. 263 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,954 - I'ma go wash up. - [MARIA] Okay. 264 00:10:07,996 --> 00:10:09,539 Okay. I'm sorry, Mom. 265 00:10:09,581 --> 00:10:10,981 I can't... I can't stay for dinner. 266 00:10:11,005 --> 00:10:12,834 - I just have to go. - What? What happened? 267 00:10:12,876 --> 00:10:15,796 I... I just... he's so weird. 268 00:10:15,837 --> 00:10:18,090 He's just so fucking weird. 269 00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:22,177 He makes you happy? This... this guy makes you happy? 270 00:10:22,219 --> 00:10:23,845 He's weird, I'm weird. [CHUCKLES] 271 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:25,472 What's the... what's the problem? 272 00:10:25,514 --> 00:10:27,182 I'm glad... I'm really glad 273 00:10:27,224 --> 00:10:29,685 you're in such a good place now. 274 00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:34,147 - I... I can't forget how it was. - What do you mean? 275 00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:35,691 Like, I don't know who you are. 276 00:10:35,732 --> 00:10:38,193 - You're taking ballroom dance? - Can you believe it? 277 00:10:38,235 --> 00:10:41,071 With how good Kareem already is... 278 00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:43,615 It just bugs me how much better you are now. 279 00:10:43,657 --> 00:10:47,911 How is me being better now a bad thing? 280 00:10:47,953 --> 00:10:50,163 Because it's tough for me to play house now 281 00:10:50,205 --> 00:10:53,083 when I had to take care of you for years. 282 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:55,711 I don't know, why couldn't you fix yourself then? 283 00:10:55,752 --> 00:10:56,795 [SCOFFS] 284 00:10:56,837 --> 00:10:59,005 You never took your meds. Like, refused. 285 00:10:59,047 --> 00:11:01,007 I had to constantly try to fix your mood. 286 00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:02,092 And I never could. 287 00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:04,094 I had to try to make sure you were okay always. 288 00:11:04,136 --> 00:11:06,638 And I fucking resent that. 289 00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:09,433 And that's why it's hard for me to come over and to see 290 00:11:09,474 --> 00:11:12,060 this, like, weirdly happy, 291 00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:15,647 calm, alternate world. 292 00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:18,150 I don't know what to tell you. 293 00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:22,028 I'm sorry. I've said I'm sorry before. 294 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:24,990 And I... it wasn't... 295 00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:28,952 it wasn't fun for me either. 296 00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:32,539 I want to see you. But you're an adult. 297 00:11:32,581 --> 00:11:36,668 So either forgive me 298 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,086 or... or don't. 299 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,505 I don't know. [SOBS] 300 00:11:40,547 --> 00:11:43,800 What the... I had her all happy! 301 00:11:43,842 --> 00:11:46,845 Leave for two seconds, and look what you did. 302 00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:49,047 - [SOFTLY] It's okay, it's okay. - I didn't do nothing. 303 00:11:49,071 --> 00:11:49,636 Come on. 304 00:11:49,661 --> 00:11:51,381 - Come on, babe. Come on. - [SNIFFLES] Okay. 305 00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:52,703 - Yeah, okay. - Come on, come on. 306 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:55,228 Breathe... 307 00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:58,231 breathe. 308 00:11:58,273 --> 00:12:00,650 - All right. - [BOTH EXHALE] 309 00:12:00,692 --> 00:12:01,902 - All right. - Okay. 310 00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,195 - All right. - Okay, yeah. 311 00:12:03,236 --> 00:12:05,071 - All right. - [CHUCKLES] 312 00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:08,742 - I'm... I'm sorry, Mom. - Oh, it's okay. 313 00:12:08,784 --> 00:12:11,077 I'm sorry I didn't take my pills back then. 314 00:12:11,119 --> 00:12:13,830 It's just that you had to take them with water. 315 00:12:13,872 --> 00:12:16,583 And I hate drinking water. 316 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:20,462 I know, I know. 317 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:23,882 Can you show me the photos of Kareem teaching you to drive? 318 00:12:23,924 --> 00:12:26,176 Oh, yes. Okay. 319 00:12:26,218 --> 00:12:28,845 Here I am driving a truck. 320 00:12:28,887 --> 00:12:32,224 Okay. Now, as Kareem says, instead of 10:00 and 2:00, 321 00:12:32,265 --> 00:12:36,978 think of it as 1,000 and 200 because trucks are bigger. 322 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,730 - That's right! - [MARIA CHUCKLES] 323 00:12:38,772 --> 00:12:40,690 [KAREEM] That's exactly right. 324 00:12:40,732 --> 00:12:42,901 [MARIA LAUGHING] He's so good. 325 00:12:42,943 --> 00:12:44,486 ? Hey ? 326 00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:46,279 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 327 00:12:46,822 --> 00:12:48,782 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 328 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:53,703 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 329 00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:58,542 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 330 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,669 Damn. Fuck, man. 331 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,504 [KEVIN SNORTS AND SIGHS] 332 00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:04,631 Oh, shit. 333 00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:08,802 - Yo, what you doing here? - I came to get Mom's medal. 334 00:13:08,844 --> 00:13:11,221 I texted you like five times, bro. 335 00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:15,100 - My bad. I'm sleep. - Yeah. I see. 336 00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:16,810 That's why your ass is always broke. 337 00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:20,480 Get off, man. I missed you, too, Georgia. 338 00:13:21,773 --> 00:13:23,358 Oh, you want something to drink? 339 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,735 Nah, I'm good. I'm about to dip. 340 00:13:25,777 --> 00:13:27,297 Me and Sade going to this hookah spot. 341 00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:29,114 [KEVIN] Now you stay doing dope shit. 342 00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:32,826 Nigga, hookah's basic as fuck. 343 00:13:32,868 --> 00:13:36,329 My girl just need to be basic right now. 344 00:13:36,371 --> 00:13:39,749 Oh, you getting good with the painting, son. 345 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:42,085 It's fire. 346 00:13:42,127 --> 00:13:45,171 - I appreciate it. - [GEORGIA] It's fire. 347 00:13:45,213 --> 00:13:47,191 [KEVIN] Yo, you think you can get me a job at the label? 348 00:13:47,215 --> 00:13:49,217 I just did an album cover for this dude Mar 10s. 349 00:13:49,259 --> 00:13:51,070 He, like, the hottest nigga in Brooklyn right now. 350 00:13:51,094 --> 00:13:52,334 They saying he the next Biggie. 351 00:13:52,358 --> 00:13:54,097 He got 100,000 followers on Instagram. 352 00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:55,636 Everybody know this nigga. 353 00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:56,661 Never heard of him. 354 00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:58,810 But I already told you. I'm a engineer. 355 00:13:58,852 --> 00:14:01,146 - [GEORGIA] I can't help you. - All right. 356 00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:02,814 [GEORGIA] Yo. 357 00:14:02,856 --> 00:14:06,568 - You sleep on this? - Yeah, why? 358 00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:08,737 Nothin'. 359 00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,825 Thanks. 360 00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:17,162 Ah, yeah. Perfect. 361 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:18,330 What, you leaving? 362 00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:21,124 - Yeah, man. What you finna do? - [KEVIN CLICKS TONGUE] 363 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,292 I ain't on shit. 364 00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:24,794 I was supposed to link with this girl, 365 00:14:24,836 --> 00:14:27,213 but she flaked on me, so I don't know. 366 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:28,256 [GEORGIA] Word. 367 00:14:28,298 --> 00:14:31,676 Wanna do some shrooms? 368 00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:32,838 - Yeah. - [GEORGIA] Hell yes. 369 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,054 Let's do that shit. 370 00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:36,181 ? So I'm keepin' it on me ? 371 00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:37,742 ? Great John on the beat, by the way ? 372 00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:39,684 ? Look, look, look ? 373 00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:41,286 ? I could be gone by the mornin', huh ? 374 00:14:41,311 --> 00:14:42,979 ? So I'm keepin' it on me ? 375 00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:44,381 ? She said she don't love nobody ? 376 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,900 You know how dogs are our pets? 377 00:14:46,942 --> 00:14:49,527 He was saying that back when it was dinosaurs, 378 00:14:49,569 --> 00:14:53,073 there was bigger humans and the dinosaurs were the pets. 379 00:14:53,114 --> 00:14:56,034 I'm not saying... no, listen, I'm not saying that's facts. 380 00:14:56,076 --> 00:14:58,620 I'm just saying it's not not facts. 381 00:14:58,954 --> 00:15:02,040 - Whatever. - [KEVIN] I'm shady. 382 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:03,375 Yo, what are you doing? 383 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:06,086 You can't just wet lip someone else's joint like that, bro. 384 00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:08,129 [SCOFFS] Here. 385 00:15:08,171 --> 00:15:09,172 [KEVIN] Oh, my bad. 386 00:15:09,214 --> 00:15:11,174 I only seen this done in music videos. 387 00:15:11,216 --> 00:15:13,051 Oh, you gotta get out more, bro. 388 00:15:13,093 --> 00:15:14,386 Being out just make me realize 389 00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:17,430 how much I like being inside, you know? 390 00:15:17,472 --> 00:15:21,476 - Am I the only one that's hot? - Nigga, shut up! 391 00:15:21,518 --> 00:15:24,229 - You killing the vibe, man. - Y'all not hot? 392 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:28,233 - [SPARKLERS CRACKLING] - [GEORGIA] Oh. 393 00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:30,443 - Thank you. - [SPARKLERS CRACKLING] 394 00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:32,487 ? I don't care how it seem ? 395 00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:33,738 ? They say they love me ? 396 00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:36,282 ? But lately don't know what it mean ? 397 00:15:36,324 --> 00:15:39,577 ? Sent a message to God ? ? and He left it on seen ? 398 00:15:39,619 --> 00:15:41,997 ? But only to show me shit ? ? don't go as planned, huh ? 399 00:15:42,038 --> 00:15:44,082 ? Told you was gon' be the man ? 400 00:15:44,124 --> 00:15:46,126 - Yo, Jas. What's up? - [JASMINE] Hey. 401 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,044 - [KEVIN] What's up? - What you doing here? 402 00:15:48,086 --> 00:15:50,255 [KEVIN] What you doing? What you doing here? 403 00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,506 [JASMINE] Hey. 404 00:15:51,548 --> 00:15:54,050 Yo, the universe just keep bringing us together, I guess. 405 00:15:54,092 --> 00:15:55,260 [KEVIN] Like, crazy, like... 406 00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:57,021 why you ain't just tell me to meet you here? 407 00:15:57,045 --> 00:15:57,929 This spot is dope. 408 00:15:57,971 --> 00:16:00,151 [JASMINE] Oh, my homie came from out of town last minute. 409 00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:02,076 - My bad for cancelling. - [KEVIN] Oh, where she at? 410 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,518 I got a whole section back here. 411 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,020 Oh, no, no, no. We good, we good. 412 00:16:05,061 --> 00:16:06,062 I ain't trying to cramp your style. 413 00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:07,962 - Don't worry about it. - [KEVIN] You're not cramping nothing. 414 00:16:07,986 --> 00:16:09,165 No, it's all right. Just hit me later. 415 00:16:09,189 --> 00:16:11,210 - We can just talk about it. - Pardon me. No disrespect, son. 416 00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:13,028 I ain't know which flavor hookah you wanted. 417 00:16:13,069 --> 00:16:14,404 So I just got all 12. 418 00:16:14,446 --> 00:16:15,989 - [JASMINE LAUGHS] - It's nuffin'. 419 00:16:16,031 --> 00:16:20,035 - Oh, damn. You got all 12? - [RICH] Yeah. 420 00:16:20,076 --> 00:16:22,412 Oh, shit. My bad. I'm sorry. This my homeboy Kevin. 421 00:16:22,454 --> 00:16:24,633 - Kevin, this is Rich. - What's up, Kev? 422 00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:28,793 What's up, man? 423 00:16:28,835 --> 00:16:31,463 Yeah, I'ma just... 424 00:16:31,504 --> 00:16:34,049 So, like, I was thinking about the grape or something. 425 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,970 - Grape? I got this. - You know what I'm saying? 426 00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:37,302 ? She fuck with bosses ? 427 00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:38,863 ? Boy, just watch how you be talkin' ? 428 00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:40,555 ? You know lil' bro gon' spark it, hey ? 429 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:42,432 ? Pull out your camera, record it, huh ? 430 00:16:42,474 --> 00:16:45,935 - Where'd you go? - Um... 431 00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:47,312 bitches, man. 432 00:16:47,353 --> 00:16:49,273 ? She think I'm buyin' her ? ? bags 'cause she gorgeous ? 433 00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:50,817 ? She want Dior, I know she adore it ? 434 00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:52,609 ? Take no checks, ? ? know bro gon' floor it ? 435 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:54,503 ? When you got a check, ? ? you're life ain't boring ? 436 00:16:54,527 --> 00:16:56,654 ? Hold on, ballin', I ? ? feel like I'm Jordan ? 437 00:16:56,696 --> 00:16:58,406 ? But this a different type of scorin' ? 438 00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,568 ? They ain't want me, ? ? now they say I'm important ? 439 00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:02,130 ? They painted my brother a portrait ? 440 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,287 Can you relight this and then send it over there? 441 00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:05,729 ? No regular whip, this a foreign ? 442 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,690 ? I cannot fuck her ? ? if she gon' be stalkin' ? 443 00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:09,317 Yeah. Thank you. 444 00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:10,627 [SPARKLER CRACKLING] 445 00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:12,268 ? Look, I could be gone ? ? by the mornin', huh ? 446 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,421 ? So I'm keepin' it on me ? 447 00:17:13,463 --> 00:17:14,823 ? She said she don't love nobody ? 448 00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,047 ? I told her I was heartless ? 449 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:18,384 ? She said she just wanna party, uh ? 450 00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:19,677 ? She fuck with bosses ? 451 00:17:19,719 --> 00:17:22,305 ? Boy, just watch how you be talking ? 452 00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:25,308 Nigga, go get my fuckin' bottle. 453 00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:26,985 Come on, man. It was almost done. 454 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:28,008 Chill, like... 455 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:29,562 [GEORGIA] I had two glasses left. 456 00:17:29,604 --> 00:17:31,606 So, what, I owe you, like, $32? 457 00:17:31,648 --> 00:17:34,275 That was a $400 bottle, Kev, man. 458 00:17:34,317 --> 00:17:37,487 400 for some Tito's? 459 00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:39,614 - Couldn't be me. - Nigga, it wasn't you. 460 00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:43,451 [GEORGIA] Kevin, go get my fuckin' bottle. 461 00:17:46,371 --> 00:17:47,789 All right. I got you. 462 00:17:47,831 --> 00:17:49,165 [GEORGIA] Yeah, hurry up. 463 00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:51,084 ? Police outside, to the back, we out ? 464 00:17:51,126 --> 00:17:52,418 ? Be the crack of dawn, nigga ? 465 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,254 He's so stupid. 466 00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:55,630 - What's up? - Yo, my nigga. 467 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,257 What the fuck are you doing, bro? 468 00:17:57,298 --> 00:17:59,843 I'm here with somebody, nigga. Are you dumb? 469 00:18:00,802 --> 00:18:03,471 You flake on me to be out here keke-ing with this nigga. 470 00:18:03,513 --> 00:18:05,348 Now you rejecting my hospitality. 471 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:06,391 How I'm wrong? 472 00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:07,934 You're wrong 'cause you're over here 473 00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,352 when you need to be over there. 474 00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:10,674 Like, fuck is you talking about? 475 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,356 - Take your bottle and go. - [KEVIN] Word? 476 00:18:13,398 --> 00:18:15,084 - So you don't want the Tito's? - [JASMINE CLICKS TONGUE] 477 00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:16,377 All them times we was in the crib 478 00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:17,841 and you said you wanted some Tito's. 479 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:20,065 Now I got you some Tito's and you don't want the Tito's. 480 00:18:20,089 --> 00:18:20,363 Okay. 481 00:18:20,405 --> 00:18:21,990 Kev, I don't know what your problem is, 482 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:24,325 and I'm not tryna be disrespectful, 483 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,368 but I'm not your girl. 484 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:26,786 I'm allowed to reschedule. 485 00:18:26,828 --> 00:18:30,165 Yeah, you can reschedule, but not today, Jas. 486 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:32,375 Like, I had a whole day planned out for us. 487 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,003 You ain't even think to ask me what I put together, 488 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,254 like...[CLICKS TONGUE] 489 00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:38,256 It's only so much time we have left in this world, 490 00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:40,058 and all we have are the people we care about, 491 00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:43,377 and I wanna spend time with you 'cause I care about you. 492 00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:45,471 - What you have planned? - Huh? 493 00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:48,057 [SARCASTICALLY OVERENUNCIATING] What did you have planned? 494 00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:49,767 - We was gonna see a movie... - [SCOFFS] 495 00:18:49,809 --> 00:18:51,895 ...and then I was gonna be spontaneous with the rest. 496 00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,271 Kev, look, I like you. 497 00:18:53,313 --> 00:18:55,773 But all we do is Fire Stick and fuck. 498 00:18:55,815 --> 00:18:57,400 Sometimes I just want to get dressed up 499 00:18:57,442 --> 00:18:59,861 and be taken care of. 500 00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:01,654 So that's it? 501 00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:03,823 All a nigga need is 12 flavors of hookah to bag you? 502 00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,505 Yo, you a whole bird. I don't even know... 503 00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:07,493 Okay, nigga, you a whole fuckin' bum. 504 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:08,995 Like, you losing me. 505 00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:10,747 This why I don't ask you for shit. 506 00:19:10,788 --> 00:19:12,207 Don't fuckin' sit here and judge me 507 00:19:12,248 --> 00:19:14,334 'cause I like nice things that you can't afford. 508 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,376 [KEVIN] But, Jas... 509 00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:16,875 You got me tight right now, my nigga. 510 00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,059 Look, you the one who said you ain't need none of this. 511 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,216 I don't need none of this shit, but it's nice to have, 512 00:19:21,257 --> 00:19:23,301 and I'm definitely worthy of it. 513 00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:25,929 You need everything you like? 514 00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,222 - Nah, but... - Okay. 515 00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:28,532 All right, well, stop making sense. 516 00:19:28,556 --> 00:19:29,909 - What I'm saying is... - [JASMINE CLICKS TONGUE] 517 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,619 ...if you wanted this shit, you should have just told a nigga 518 00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:32,828 this is what the fuck you wanted 519 00:19:32,852 --> 00:19:34,163 'cause then I wouldn't fuck with you from jump. 520 00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:35,247 - It's easy as that. - [JASMINE] Kev... 521 00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:36,631 - Come on. - [JASMINE] Kev, get up. 522 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,524 - Nah. - [JASMINE] Kev, get the fuck up. 523 00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:39,901 - Why? For who? - Oh, my God. 524 00:19:39,943 --> 00:19:40,985 [RICH] What's up, man? 525 00:19:41,027 --> 00:19:42,528 It's good, bro. You thirsty? 526 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:44,364 [JASMINE] No, nigga. You thirsty. Thank you. 527 00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:45,549 [KEVIN] Damn, you strong as shit. 528 00:19:45,573 --> 00:19:47,134 [JASMINE] Take your fuckin' shot. Oh, my God. 529 00:19:47,158 --> 00:19:48,478 Who was that? Your little cousin? 530 00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:50,161 Yeah. On my dead stepmother's side. 531 00:19:50,203 --> 00:19:51,621 I'm sorry about that, baby. 532 00:19:51,663 --> 00:19:53,703 [KEVIN] Shorty just been lying to me the whole time, 533 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,333 talking about she like broke niggas. 534 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,835 - Like... - Nobody likes broke niggas. 535 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:58,870 Exactly. I know. 536 00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,797 That's why I thought she was different. 537 00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:04,384 I don't know, bro. I'll be honest. 538 00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:08,513 - The bitch ain't shit, Kev. - Thank you! I've been saying. 539 00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:11,474 'Cause anybody fucking with you right now is not a prize. 540 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:12,716 A bitch with her shit together 541 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:16,452 does not want to fuck no nigga that lives on a couch. 542 00:20:16,854 --> 00:20:20,275 A bitch that will fuck with any nigga in your circumstances, 543 00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:22,068 you gotta ask yourself, 544 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,987 "Does this bitch respect herself? 545 00:20:24,028 --> 00:20:25,989 Does she even have standards?" 546 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,240 - Feel me? - [KEVIN SCOFFS] 547 00:20:27,282 --> 00:20:29,534 'Cause if she's fuckin' with you, 548 00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:31,494 the you you are right now, 549 00:20:31,536 --> 00:20:34,789 she's out here makin' bad life choices. 550 00:20:35,331 --> 00:20:36,666 You can't be with no bitch 551 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,501 that's making bad life choices, man. 552 00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,920 You deserve better. 553 00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:44,507 I don't know how to feel. 554 00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:47,302 You was about to fight over a bitch that wasn't your bitch. 555 00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:50,680 - You should feel crazy. - [KEVIN LAUGHS] 556 00:20:50,722 --> 00:20:53,349 Nah, you're right. I was buggin', I was buggin'. 557 00:20:53,391 --> 00:20:55,435 You just don't know how to deal with adversity. 558 00:20:55,476 --> 00:20:57,186 That's what it is. 559 00:20:57,228 --> 00:20:59,564 Everything just came naturally to you. 560 00:20:59,605 --> 00:21:02,525 You got good grades, but you never studied. 561 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,236 You draw, but you don't practice. 562 00:21:05,278 --> 00:21:07,363 You talented, but you lazy. 563 00:21:07,405 --> 00:21:11,200 How you think I got bottle money and bitch money? 564 00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:12,577 I worked for it. 565 00:21:12,618 --> 00:21:13,703 I got bad grades, 566 00:21:13,745 --> 00:21:15,705 and my underwears had dick holes in 'em. 567 00:21:15,747 --> 00:21:20,293 - Shit wasn't easy. - I feel like Dan. 568 00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:22,503 [GEORGIA] Yeah. You fuckin' up, dog. 569 00:21:22,545 --> 00:21:27,383 You moved here with no plans, no connections, 570 00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:29,093 you doing drugs now. 571 00:21:29,135 --> 00:21:30,428 It's all bad. 572 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:31,572 You the one that gave me the drugs. 573 00:21:31,596 --> 00:21:33,036 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 574 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,580 But I wouldn't have gave you that shit 575 00:21:34,604 --> 00:21:37,435 if I knew you was gonna be all tweaking and acting crazy. 576 00:21:37,477 --> 00:21:40,688 You got boogers in your nose, man. 577 00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:42,523 What if Mommy seen you out here like that? 578 00:21:42,565 --> 00:21:44,567 What would she think? 579 00:21:44,609 --> 00:21:47,570 You got to get your priorities in order. 580 00:21:47,612 --> 00:21:50,531 You moved here. That's half of it. 581 00:21:50,573 --> 00:21:52,700 Now you just gotta focus. 582 00:21:52,742 --> 00:21:55,787 Invest in niggas who invest in you. 583 00:21:55,828 --> 00:21:57,830 Move out of that apartment. 584 00:21:57,872 --> 00:22:00,375 - Or at least fumigate it. - Yeah, you're right. 585 00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:01,816 I'm not trying to be there forever. 586 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,240 - It's just... - [GEORGIA] And blow. 587 00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:04,379 That shit nasty. 588 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,381 [KEVIN BLOWS NOSE] 589 00:22:06,422 --> 00:22:08,925 - [KEVIN SNIFFLES] - [GEORGIA] Mm. 590 00:22:08,966 --> 00:22:10,802 It's gross. 591 00:22:10,843 --> 00:22:13,043 [KEVIN] Are you sure you don't got no plugs at your job? 592 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:16,140 [SCOFFS] I wish it worked like that. 593 00:22:16,182 --> 00:22:18,684 But yo, here. 594 00:22:19,602 --> 00:22:23,898 Take this. Shit got Photoshop on it. 595 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,942 Probably mad other stuff you could use. 596 00:22:25,983 --> 00:22:29,404 I was gonna sell it, so don't trip. 597 00:22:30,071 --> 00:22:31,614 Bro, thank you. 598 00:22:31,656 --> 00:22:33,783 I love you, bro For real, for real. 599 00:22:33,825 --> 00:22:35,385 - I love you. - And I love you too, man. 600 00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:38,913 I love you back. I miss kicking it with you. 601 00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:41,374 - We should link more often. - I know. What's up? 602 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:43,960 - Let's get up next week. - [GEORGIA] Mmm. Can't. 603 00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,421 I'ma be in Europe for, like, seven months. 604 00:22:46,462 --> 00:22:49,465 All right, next year. 605 00:22:49,507 --> 00:22:50,907 Maybe we'll get together next year. 606 00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:52,260 - [GEORGIA] Maybe. - Okay. Maybe. 607 00:22:52,301 --> 00:22:53,428 Just call first, though. 608 00:22:53,469 --> 00:22:54,709 - Yeah, definitely. - All right. 609 00:22:54,733 --> 00:22:55,862 All right. 610 00:22:55,863 --> 00:22:57,932 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 611 00:22:59,058 --> 00:23:00,476 [KAREEM] Ooh. 612 00:23:00,518 --> 00:23:05,398 WBKU's live-tweeting the Best Window Box in Brooklyn. 613 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,984 - Whoo! Yes. - [KAREEM] Okay. 614 00:23:08,025 --> 00:23:09,235 Tenth place. 615 00:23:09,277 --> 00:23:10,778 - Not us. - [MARIA] Okay. Huh. 616 00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:12,447 - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] - [MARIA GASPS] 617 00:23:12,488 --> 00:23:14,208 Hey, y'all just leave the door open or what? 618 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,330 - [KEVIN] What's going on? - [MARIA] Oh! There he is! 619 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,453 My favorite boy! 620 00:23:18,494 --> 00:23:20,371 - What's up, aunty? - Ooh! 621 00:23:20,413 --> 00:23:22,540 - It's good to see you. - Oh, gosh. 622 00:23:22,582 --> 00:23:24,834 You are the absolute sweetest. 623 00:23:24,876 --> 00:23:28,504 Now, are you sure you don't want to get back together 624 00:23:28,546 --> 00:23:30,673 - with Keturah? - [KEVIN CHUCKLES] 625 00:23:30,715 --> 00:23:32,592 - From the eighth grade? - Yeah. 626 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:33,873 She wouldn't even recognize me. 627 00:23:33,897 --> 00:23:35,928 Oh, no, no, no. She would. 628 00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:37,972 - You look exactly the same. - [DAN] Mm-hmm. 629 00:23:38,014 --> 00:23:42,018 But let me know if you need anything, okay? 630 00:23:42,059 --> 00:23:44,270 Um, I'm good actually. Thank you. 631 00:23:44,312 --> 00:23:45,396 Okay. 632 00:23:45,438 --> 00:23:46,689 You know what? 633 00:23:46,731 --> 00:23:48,733 If you could get Dan to get, like, 634 00:23:48,774 --> 00:23:50,151 - a nicer couch... - Okay. 635 00:23:50,193 --> 00:23:51,953 [KEVIN] ...just, like, one of those loungers, 636 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:55,406 - that'd be sweet. - Dan, buy Kevin a nicer couch. 637 00:23:55,448 --> 00:23:56,491 [DAN] Yeah, yeah. I heard. 638 00:23:56,532 --> 00:23:58,052 That was a helpful domino right there. 639 00:23:58,076 --> 00:23:59,076 - Okay. - [DAN] Yeah. 640 00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:01,037 Ah! [CHUCKLES] 641 00:24:01,078 --> 00:24:03,748 Damn, she looks so happy now, man. 642 00:24:03,789 --> 00:24:05,750 It's crazy. 643 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,668 Remember when she cursed out that bus driver 644 00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:09,295 for stealing her purse? 645 00:24:09,337 --> 00:24:10,588 That's still why she loves you. 646 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:12,590 You ran eight stops to get her. 647 00:24:12,632 --> 00:24:13,883 Thank you for coming to this. 648 00:24:13,925 --> 00:24:16,135 Yeah, man. You know, y'all always come through for me, 649 00:24:16,177 --> 00:24:19,514 so I figured I'll come through for y'all. 650 00:24:19,555 --> 00:24:22,391 I'ma gonna try to get you some rent money too. 651 00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:23,993 You don't... you don't have to do that. 652 00:24:24,017 --> 00:24:26,270 - Oh, bet. Say less. - I mean, that would be good. 653 00:24:26,312 --> 00:24:30,441 - Like, I would like that. - I'm just trying to do better. 654 00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:31,603 Man, hooking up with Jasmine 655 00:24:31,627 --> 00:24:33,861 really cleared your head last night. 656 00:24:33,903 --> 00:24:36,614 What? Bruh, fuck Jasmine. 657 00:24:36,656 --> 00:24:40,076 - Wait, what happened with... - [KAREEM] Okay, here we go. 658 00:24:40,117 --> 00:24:41,869 And the winner of 659 00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:45,790 Brooklyn's Best Window Box is... 660 00:24:45,831 --> 00:24:48,459 - Hazel Telfort. - Yeah! 661 00:24:48,501 --> 00:24:49,460 [KAREEM CHUCKLES] 662 00:24:49,502 --> 00:24:51,170 - Whoo! - That's what I'm talking about. 663 00:24:51,212 --> 00:24:52,797 [CACKLES] Yes! 664 00:24:52,838 --> 00:24:54,840 Do... do we know who that is? 665 00:24:54,882 --> 00:24:58,427 No, but we know it's not the woman your mama hate. 666 00:24:58,469 --> 00:25:01,931 And it's not us, so basically, we tied. 667 00:25:01,973 --> 00:25:03,599 - But I'm proud of you, honey. - Aw! 668 00:25:03,641 --> 00:25:04,684 That's right. 669 00:25:04,725 --> 00:25:06,365 This block wouldn't be nothing without us. 670 00:25:06,389 --> 00:25:08,479 I'm talking it ain't shit, you know? [CHUCKLES] 671 00:25:08,521 --> 00:25:11,899 Aw, thank you. I am so grateful for you. 672 00:25:11,941 --> 00:25:15,444 - You are very welcome. - Aw. Aw! 673 00:25:15,486 --> 00:25:19,115 We are proof that love is blind. 674 00:25:19,156 --> 00:25:22,285 - And catcalling works. - [KAREEM SNARLS] 675 00:25:22,326 --> 00:25:24,829 [MARIA AND KAREEM YOWLING] 676 00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:26,289 [MARIA AND KAREEM LAUGHING] 677 00:25:26,330 --> 00:25:29,834 Before I forget, you guys come down to the bike shop, 678 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,335 and bring all your friends. 679 00:25:31,377 --> 00:25:33,546 It's my grand reopening sale. 680 00:25:33,588 --> 00:25:35,256 Buy one. 681 00:25:36,674 --> 00:25:38,050 Mm-hmm. 682 00:25:39,677 --> 00:25:41,095 That's it? 683 00:25:44,056 --> 00:25:46,225 You still going to therapy? 684 00:25:46,559 --> 00:25:49,687 Yeah. Do you want the name of someone? 685 00:25:49,729 --> 00:25:52,648 Nah, I'm just making sure. 686 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:53,712 [KAREEM] You know what? 687 00:25:53,737 --> 00:25:55,776 It's Kareem family picture time. 688 00:25:55,818 --> 00:25:57,111 - Yes! - [KAREEM] Come on. 689 00:25:57,151 --> 00:25:58,151 Yes! 690 00:25:58,175 --> 00:26:00,573 - [KAREEM] Come on. - I'm not taking a photo. 691 00:26:00,615 --> 00:26:02,175 Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on. 692 00:26:02,199 --> 00:26:03,839 - Get up, get up. - [KAREEM] That's right. 693 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,536 Got to do it, got to do it. 694 00:26:05,578 --> 00:26:06,930 [KAREEM] Come on, you millenimals, come on. 695 00:26:06,954 --> 00:26:08,956 You know, oh, let's trade places so we match. 696 00:26:08,998 --> 00:26:11,334 Yeah, yeah. Great. Yeah, let's do that. Okay. 697 00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:12,168 [LAUGHTER] 698 00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:13,929 [DAN] Can we take... Can we take this photo? 699 00:26:13,971 --> 00:26:15,091 - 'Cause I'm... yeah. - Okay. 700 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,964 Everybody say "cheese!" 701 00:26:17,006 --> 00:26:19,592 - Cheese. - Money! 702 00:26:26,182 --> 00:26:28,542 [Sheff G's "Proud Of Me Now"] 703 00:26:37,318 --> 00:26:39,278 ? Great John on the beat, by the way ? 704 00:26:41,405 --> 00:26:43,366 ? Look, look how they treated a nigga ? 705 00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:46,035 ? I know that they proud of me now ? 706 00:26:46,077 --> 00:26:47,477 ? Said, "Look how they treated a nigga ? 707 00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:48,981 ? I know that they proud of me now" ? 708 00:26:49,023 --> 00:26:50,775 ? Look at me flex, ? ? enough with the stress ? 709 00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,625 ? Enough with the stressin', nigga ? 710 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,001 ? Hmm, enough with the stress ? 711 00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:55,483 ? Enough with the stressin', nigga ? 712 00:26:55,507 --> 00:26:57,129 ? Look, I bust a bop, I don't dance ? 713 00:26:57,171 --> 00:26:58,714 ? She givin' bop with no hand ? 714 00:26:58,756 --> 00:27:00,716 ? That's two different situations ? 715 00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:02,278 ? Make movies, not situations, nigga ? 716 00:27:02,302 --> 00:27:04,220 ? Don't turn this shit into a problem ? 717 00:27:04,261 --> 00:27:06,013 ? Know they don't ? ? want problems with us ? 718 00:27:06,055 --> 00:27:07,908 ? Tell 'em, "Bring out ? ? them bottles quicker" ? 719 00:27:07,932 --> 00:27:09,910 ? 'Cause I'm feelin' angry, ? ? I'll shoot the bitch up ? 720 00:27:09,934 --> 00:27:11,974 ? Gang really bang, we ? ? gon' send this bitch up ? 721 00:27:12,016 --> 00:27:13,896 ? Ops tryna eef and ? ? 'em, fire the bitch up ? 722 00:27:13,934 --> 00:27:15,231 ? Don't play with nobody ? 723 00:27:15,272 --> 00:27:17,632 ? Stare at me wrong, make ? ? a call to open this bitch up ? 724 00:27:17,656 --> 00:27:19,616 ? He disrespectin' me, ? ? gettin' em outta here ? 725 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,344 ? Shout out my label, we winnin' ? 726 00:27:21,394 --> 00:27:25,944 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54045

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