All language subtitles for Noahs.Ark.1999.S01E02.720p.

( animals chittering )

It's Noah who stopped the
rain from falling. And it's
Noah who sent the animals!
( shouting )

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

Who brought all this in?
Father must've made a call
upstairs. He's always saying
the Lord will provide.

I see He also provided the
shovels.
( groans )
( villagers yelling )

Noah! Noah! Let's get him!

Noah's behind it all!
Kill him!
Ham! Shem, where's Father?
Father?

Noah's behind it all.
Kill him!
What's the matter?
Your animals came through our

village.
They didn't come through it,
they came over it.
Yeah!

We're sorry about that. My
husband will speak to them.
They trampled it. Now we'll
flatten you.

( tiger growling )

Come on, who's scared of one
mangy tiger?
( lion growls )
What about two mangy lions?

( growling )

It isn't fair, getting the
animals to come here. Destroying
our homes, our fields, our
crops.

What crops?
I don't understand. What are
all these animals doing here?
They've come for the ark.

You're all mad. The animals,
too.
They know they'll be safe
once the rains come.

What rain? It hasn't rained
for years! Where's the rain?
Where's the rain?
Where's the rain? Where's

the rain?
It's coming.
Not one cloud. So where's the
rain? Where's the rain?

Where's the rain?

Where is it?

( rain pattering )

It's not wet. It burns like
fire.

It's burning me.
( cheering )

It's burning. Why me? It
burns!

It's burning me. What's wrong
with ya?
( laughing )
( screaming )

Noah, when God makes
it rain, how does He know how
long to make the rain last?
He knows. This is to last

forty days and forty nights,
so we have to be ready to ship
out.
I think "cast off" is the

expression, Noah.
Are we taking anyone else on
board, Father?
I've had a word with the

Lord. We're to take only Miriam,
Ruth, and Esther. No one else.
That sounds good.

( screaming )

Father!

( screaming continues )

Now. Get the girls.
Hurry. Come on.

Save me!
Oh, God!
( coughs )
Save me. Oh, God.

Follow him.

I'm not going without my
mother.
I'd like to, but Father says
no.

Damn your father and damn
you.
We're leaving now.
I'm staying.

Take her, Ham.
I'm not going.

Hurry. Hurry!
What happened?

What happened to you?
Shem!
No!
Shem! Oh.

Help me.
( groans )
Ruth. Ruth!
Come on. Come on, help.

Up.
( groans )
Get her. Get-- let me.
You're late.

I know.

Raise the ramp, lads!

Lord, is it the end?
It isn't even the beginning
of the end. However much you've
learned, remember you haven't

finished the first page. The
flood isn't big enough or deep
enough yet to drown this wide
world. And see the power of the

Lord God Almighty!

( yells )

( screaming )

What are you doing?

I'm doing what I think is
best, dear.
What are you going to do with
these?

I'm going to throw them
overboard, dear. I am going to
get rid of all the little
nasties. The tarantulas, the

giant cockroaches, the
mosquitoes, the tapeworms. Who
wants tapeworms? The ark would
be a better place without them.

The world would be a better
place without them.

It's not for you to judge,
Mother. That's the Lord's job.
He sees a use for them.
Otherwise He wouldn't have saved

them. They're part of His
almighty scheme of creation. You
mustn't tamper with it.

We destroy one species. What
about the ones who live off
them?

They're destroyed, too.
And on and on. Everything has
a purpose.

I knew you would say
something like that.
Everything is worth being
saved.

Even these?

Whoa, uh. Sh--
( groaning )
Shemi?
What?

More.
( exasperated groan )
God.

What?

Japheth's always had a
problem with work. He doesn't do
any, so he never knows when to
finish. Hey, Japheth! Come here,

give us a hand.

Come on.
I hate sloppy work.
Yeah, this is sloppy.
Is this what the Lord God

saved us for?
Shoveling?

Well, I was frightened.
The door was locked. They
couldn't get in.
No.

No, the storm.
( laughing )

Where're the girls?
Cooking breakfast.
I wonder how they spent the
night.

Shem, I thought I'd go
and comfort Ruth last night.
I had the same idea about
Miriam, but the door was locked.

That's Father.

( groans )

Hello. Hey, Ginger.
Come on, here.
( mimics chicken clucks )
Hello.

Breakfast.

Why don't you meet me on
deck tonight?
Your father wouldn't like it.
What he doesn't know won't

hurt him.
He won't like it and nor will
I.
Mm.

( tiger growls )
No.

And the fox shall lay down
with the lamb.
Let's just hope they don't
fancy lamb on the bone for

dinner.
Look how gentle they are
with each other.

I wonder why God doesn't make
another earth with people,
if He doesn't like this one.

If we had fur like the
animals, instead of skin, we
wouldn't have to wear clothes.

Hello there!

Father, Mother!
Hello!
Hello.
Ruth.

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello there.

( laughing )

It's a fine wee boat you
have here.
Yes, yes indeed.
Do you need anything? Pots,

pans, sharp knives? Dresses for
the ladies? And I'm running a
special this week on Marigold
Wonder Mixture.

We've met before, peddler!
We have?
We met before.
Yes, we bought pots and pans.

And hats, remember?
Hats. Hats for the family.

Well, another satisfied
customer.
Then you know that you always
get value for money. My goods

are guaranteed to last a
lifetime. So, I'll come aboard,
if I may, Skipper. Just for
trading purposes only.

Stay where you are. We'll be
right down.

Have a taste.
One swallow, it'll make a new
man of you.
( gasps )

Maybe two new men.
Guh.
Good, huh?
Smooth. It is purely

medicinal?
Oh, of course. Absolutely,
without a doubt, no question.
Trust me. Take a crate or two.

It's beautiful.
I'm going to find--
Try me. I want to find a
dress.

What would you like in
return? We don't have any money.
Nobody has. It's useless.
Just shows you what state of

affairs we've come to nowadays.
Money's lost it's value. It's
horrible. Horrible. Not like the
old days. Money defined what we

were.
I was a merchant.

Now I'm a peddler.
I peddle one thing for
another. Ah, what a fall is
this.

So what do you want instead
of money?
Food. Water. There's more
than enough water about, but

some of it's getting salty. Food
and drinking water.

Done.

Percy, there's nothing for
you.

Oh, I think I can find
something for the little fellow.

Okay, all right.
Is that everything?
Have you got everything?
Has he got everything?

Make sure he's got some food and
water.
Bye.
Take care.

Thank you, peddler.
Take care.
Be safe, peddler.
We'll see you again.

All right.
Bye.
Bye, safe trip.
Come back and see us.

I'll try. I'll try.
I love my bracelet.
Take care!

Good-bye!

Ruth.

( screaming )

I'm glad we're together.
I love you, Miriam.
I love you, Shem.

Well, let's do something
about it.
We can't.
No, we must. We're going to

be on the ark a very long time.

Ah.
You were kissing. You were
kissing.
No, no, I wasn't kissing her,

Father. I was just whispering in
her mouth.

( barks )
( laughs )

( quacks )
( laughing )

We're going to have trouble
keeping them apart.
It's natural.
Well, natural or not, God has

made certain rules for this
trip. One of them is no sex.
No procreation amongst
the animals or humans.

How are we going to stop the
animals?
We don't need to. God has
seen to it. He's stopped their

urge for it.

What about our urges?
Well, we have to stop them
ourselves, it seems.

Well, God created us so He
should know that this is not
going to be so easy.
We have to watch out for

them, my dear.
You mean the boys.
But what about us? What about--
qhat about our urges?

Well, I think we are mature
enough to control them when we
need to. And I'm afraid we need
to.

What is that you're
drinking?
Marigold Wonder Mixture.

Purely medicinal.

Is this going to be a long
voyage?
Very long.
Oh, dear.

( various animal sounds )

I want you to gather around
and pay attention to what I
have to say.
They're coming, Noah. They're

coming.
( laughing )
Shh.
God has given us certain

rules and we must obey them.
I thought they were your
rules, Father.
They sound like you.

No, they're the Lord's. Your
father's just passing them on.
At least I hope you are and
they're not your rules.

What are the rules for,
Father Noah?
They're to protect you girls.
I can protect myself.

One of the most important
rules, for those who are late,
is that there be no procreation
before we reach dry land.

Yeah, that's a good one.
And it's very sensible.
Otherwise we'd be overrun with
babies.

Oh, I'd love to have a few
babies about the place again.
We haven't enough supplies.
That's why the Lord God stopped

the animals from doing what
comes naturally to animals.

( snickering )

Did you say something, my dear?
No. You're saying it all.
Very badly.
Oh. Yes.

( laughing )

( chanting )

Attack!
( cheering )
What's the rush?
He's got my daughter. She's

all I've got left in the world,
now that her poor, sainted
mother's gone.
Besides, look at the size of

that thing. With that ship we
could rule what's left of the
world. Attack!
The captain won't like it.

I don't care what that
lily-livered, weasel-gutted scum
likes. I'll deal with him.
Get the captain.

( grunts )

Attack!

Better be ready.
Well, they might be peaceful.
( yelling )

Kill him. Kill him now!

Finish him off!

( gasps )

I'm always being cheated out
of what's mine.

And this one I could win.

Attack. Attack.

( cheering )

Yes! Yes!

Yay!

What is it you want?
Noah! It's Lot. Your old
friend Lot!
It's Lot!

He has gone to the dogs.
Did Naamah say I've gone
bad?
Something like that.

She's right. I've come a
long way since Sodom. It's
all been downhill and I've loved
every minute of it.

( cheering )
I'm taking your ship, Noah.

Why?
So when they ask me what I
did in the Great flood, I can
say "I survived."

( cheering )
That's our ship!
Yeah!
It belongs to the village!

And you stole it.
We built it!
We did! We built it. Not you.
And he stole it!

Surrender, Noah. No one
will get hurt. I promise.
The Lord won't allow it.
Then take your chances, old

friend.
In that case, do your worst.

Take that ship!

( pirates cheering )

Get out of my way. Out!
Give me that rope. Move!

Get up here!
Take them, men. Take them.

What are you throwing?
The bread rolls I made
yesterday.

Oh! I'm hurt!

Get him.

( gasps )
( roars )
( screams )

It's not over, Noah. We have
to live.

( cheering )

Drive the animals off. Use
the fire!
Fire! Fire!

Fire.

Fire!

Fire, brothers!

( gasping, coughing )

The army of the Lord is on
our side!
Lord? Lord?

( thunder crashing )

( screaming )

( laughing maniacally )

Is there no one left but us,
Lord? No one?

It's going to be so hard.
Destroying mankind has not
been an easy matter for Me,
either.

If mankind was so bad, Lord,
why didn't you populate the
world with angels?
The trouble with angels is,

though they can't deteriorate,
they can't improve. Humans, on
the other hand, can deteriorate,
yes, but they can also improve.

And they haven't. I don't want
to make the same mistake twice.
So I might decide to make a
clean sweep.

You mean all of us?
I'm afraid so.
But, Lord, I've followed You
with all my heart and all my

soul. At least spare Naamah and
the young ones. Take me, Lord.
Take me.
It's always all or nothing

with me, Noah.
It doesn't seem fair.
Life isn't always fair. But I
haven't decided yet. I must

think this over carefully. So I
won't be available for some
time.
And that leaves us...

On your own. You'll just have
to get through it somehow.
Without Me.
Lord. Lord!

( whistles )
Come here.

Tell me you can see something
in this fog.
Can't we steer around it?

We could if we had any
steering. But to have any
steering, you need a rudder,
which we haven't got.

I hate the silence.

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!

Over the last few weeks,
I've had a terrible thought.
I have hundreds.

I think maybe we're going
around in circles.

Well, how could you know
that? Everything looks the same.
So, where are we?
Up the creek without a

rudder. If we only had markers.

What about these?

If we see them again, we'll know
we're going around in circles.

( laughing )

We definitely should have a
rudder. We could be going around
in circles. Father knows how
clever I am.

So do I, Shem. Do you
remember that time when I tried
to talk you into buying me a
dress, and you almost talked me

out of the one you were wearing?
I'm trying to have a serious
conversation here, do you mind?

Father should listen to me more.
He never listens to anybody
except God.

What do you think, hmm?

( gasps )
Ow.
You don't have to do this.
I believe in sharing the

work.
I'd like us to share
something else.
Whoa!

( gasps )
( laughs ) Hey!
( gasps )

Hey!

Look!
See what you made me do? You
could have fallen.
No, look!

Look!
There. There! Straight ahead!

Noah? Noah? Look, we've
reached land.

It's so beautiful.

It's paradise.

That was a nasty trick,
fooling us like that.

Perhaps it was some kind of
joke.

Nobody laughed.

It was terrible today,
thinking we'd reached land.
Oh, my back. It's all this
water. It gets into the bones.

The young ones took it badly.
You should've cheered them up.
Cheered them up? How?
With a song and a dance?

A few sprightly jests?
Why not? You can be very
funny. During that last storm,
you said it was so windy,

the zebras were gluing on their
stripes.
That was a good one.
Your sons don't often see

that side of you.
I'm the captain. I have to
put on a show of sternness. It's
expected. Especially now that

the Lord's gone temporarily
missing.
Naamah?
Hmm?

Do you believe in the Lord?
Yes. He saved us.
Though I sometimes wonder for
what.

And our sons? Do they believe
in Him?
I hope so. But if they don't,
it's only because you do.

You didn't answer my question.
What question is that, my
dear?
What has God gone away to

think about?

Whether to destroy us all or
not.

Ham, Shem.

Come on.

What's that?

Another mirage. A trick
of the sun.
No, no. It's a cloudy day.
Could be somebody trying to

attract attention.

There. There. There.
What? What is it?
Look, there.

Who threw my bottles
overboard?

We did, Father.
Weeks ago.

Thanks to your idiocy, we're
going around in circles!
In circles!

What're you doing?

What we should've done in the
beginning! Making a rudder.

I'm gonna use the door and
fix it to this pole.
We'll help.
Your father won't allow it.

We're not going round in
circles for the rest of our
lives!
You're right.

No rudder!

( grunting )

I'm all wet.
You should be ashamed of
yourself, Noah. Fighting like a
ten-year-old.

He was going to build a
rudder against the Lord.

Lord, it's been so long since
we spoke. But there's no reason
to forget us. My sons rebel
against my authority. And that

means against Your authority. I
can't allow that. But it's hard.
I understand why they speak
against me. We don't sail on and

on, but round and round. It's
making us all dizzy. Is there
a deeper purpose?
Speak to me, Lord.

Say something.
Even if it's only good-bye.

I'm a dreamer.
Aren't we all?
That's why the ordinary
people love us.

We bring a little joy into
their gray, humdrum lives.

If I lift my nose this high,
will I get a double chin in the
back of my neck?

They've all gone mad, I can
tell. You have to get up pretty
early in the morning to fool me.
Yes, about twelve noon. The

only thing that stays in your
head is a cold. You can't count
up to twenty without taking your
shoes off. You have to step out

of your mind to get an idea.
If you don't show some more
respect, I'll eat you for
breakfast.

If you had more sense, you'd
be a half-wit.

Children, we are here today
to talk things out. Your father
would like to say a few words.
I was thinking about my old

friend, Lot. If he was alive
today, he'd be a very rich man.
( bird chirping )
Keep the noise down.

Noah, what's the matter?
I feel like a man jumping
with both feet into his left
trouser leg. What do you think,

Japheth?
Nothing.
That's why it was so good.
Sometimes I don't know what I'd

do without you, but I'd rather.
Oh, my dear. You're not
yourself.
Then who am I?

( bird continues chirping )
Keep the noise down!
I think you better rest.
Shiver me timbers, down

spinnaker, up the main brace.
All hands on deck.
( whistles )

I draw the line. I draw the
line. It's this far and no
further.
The sky.

It's bleeding.

It's bleeding.

I win, I win. Crown me with
laurel leaves. Put sauerkraut in
my hair.
I'll take care of him. You

boys will have to run the ark.
Ham, you're the eldest. You're
in charge.
I won't let you down.

My room. My room!

I have a ship to command.

There's youth at the helm now.
New blood. New ideas.

Lead us, sir. We're with
you. Well said. We're behind
you. Take us home, Captain.
There will be no more

rudderless circles.
No more aimless wanderings.
Well spoken. He's our man.
We're with you.

We're sailing home.
You take us there, sir.
You're leader. That's
our captain.

You're our leader, sir.

Aye, aye, Captain.
Take us home, captain.
Damn their eyes.
This is mutiny.

♪ Here's to the soldiers ♪
♪ And their arms, draw near ♪
♪ Draw near ♪
♪ Here's to the women ♪

♪ And their charms, draw near ♪
♪ Draw near ♪

♪ Here's to the mare ♪
♪ And the hen, draw near... ♪

There's monsters under the
bed. I'm leaving.

Who's been cremating
toadstools? I won't stand for
it. Silence when you speak to
the captain.

You old fool. Nobody's
listening. Curl up and die.

Your day's done.
You go eat grass.
You're old.

R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
I'll see you all, full fathom

five, you ungrateful sons and
daughters of perdition.
( hissing )
I cast you out!

Over the side with him!
I'm ready for you.
I know mutiny when I see it.
Heave his carcass off my

ship.
I'm not so mad as you think.
So show me what you got.
Come on. I'll twist you into

pretzels, the lot of you.
Come on. Come on.

The Lord God Almighty is five
feet tall. He's short. I've seen
him.
Naamah?

What're you doing?
My name is not Naamah. I'm
the will of the Lord. We do, do,
do, do... what we must, must,

must, must, must until we bust,
bust, bust, bust.
Mother, you need to get some
rest.

What I need is two birds with
one stone. Remember, never let
the cat of the bag before it's
been skinned.

Thank you, Pegasus. Two legs
are just not enough for a woman
like me to keep her balance.
Go to your room now.

What do we do?
Charge her.
With what?
Throw that damn grapefruit

away.
We do, do, do, what we must,
must, must, must, must until we
bust, bust, bust...

Please. We've got to stop her
chanting. It sounds awful.
We do, do, do what we must,
must must...

Naamah...
Until we bust, bust bust...
Naamah, what are you doing?
We do, do, do, do, do...

What are you doing?
What we must, must, must,
must, must...
Got it!

Gently. Gently.
No! No, no.
Take her below.
Run, run, run for your lives!

And put her to bed.
It's the hobgoblins. It's
the hobgoblins!
Careful. Gently.

It's the hobgoblins!
Lord, we need you now more
than ever. But still you stay
away and let us drift. We need a

sign. Give us a sign.

How's Mother?
Better. She's too miserable
to speak.
We all are. What do we do?

What can we do, 'til the Lord
gives us a sign?
What about making a rudder?

I'm not too old to have
learned something over these
past months. I won't try to stop
you if you think it'll help.

It won't.
Whichever way we travel,
north, south, east, or west,
it'll make no difference.

There's nothing out there but
water.

We'll wither and die here.

Ghosts on a ghost ship.

I've asked the Lord to give
us a sign.

Go and find dry land.

There.
You're home again.

Lord, how long have we known
each other? Long enough for me
to be able to say, "Is this any
way to rule your world? You show

us no mercy and drive us mad.
Tell me what I'm doing on this
earth of yours?"
My silence is always for a

good reason, Noah.
Lord, is that You?
Yes.
It's been so long since we

spoke. Did You decide what to do
with us, Lord?
It was a difficult decision.
I would've liked a second

opinion, but who could I ask?
I'm sorry, Noah. I've decided to
make a clean sweep. It was wrong
right from the start, when Adam

sinned in Paradise.
Oh, no.
Mankind created a world
robbed of salvation and filled

with blood. Where good and evil
have become one. The ark and all
those aboard it will be
swallowed into oblivion's deep.

It is, in the end, a little
thing. A going out through a
door into Paradise.

( whistling )
What then, Noah? No pleas for
mercy? No tears? No cries?

What are you doing, Noah?

Noah?
I'm not worthy of giving You
my tears, Lord.
Instead I'm whistling. That's

all.

Whistling?
You're whistling?

Ah, Noah.
Ah, Noah.

( laughing )

Ah.

Noah.

Noah.
You've touched my heart once
again.

I'll spare you and this
world of yours. One last chance,
Noah. One last chance.
Thank You. Thank You, Lord,

for all the grace You've
shown to me.
And tomorrow, I will give you
a sign. Send out a bird.

I have sent one. I sent out a
raven.
A raven is a bird of ill
omen. Noah, send out a dove.

You're not trying again
with a bird, are you?

The Lord is returned to us.
I didn't notice He'd been
away.
He has. That's why we

fell into madness and despair.
I'm still in despair.
We all are. And it's not
like me. I'm usually quite a

cheery person.
It'll change. Trust me.
Father, you once gave me two
pieces of advice. You said,

"Never go to bed with a woman
who has more trouble than you,"
and "Never trust a man who said
'trust me.'"

I don't remember saying that.
But trust me as I trust the Lord
God.

Mother.

You shouldn't be out yet.
I wanted to get some fresh
air.
How're you feeling, Mother?

I'm feeling much better.
Good. The Lord told me to
send forth this dove to see if
it will return with a sign.

Then just don't talk about
it, do it.

What do you think?

It couldn't be worse.

Where's the harm?

Noah, Mother's right.
Do it.

Go.

It's back.

It's back! Ruth!
Mother, Father! All of you!
It's back!

Stay there, stay there. Good
bird. Good birdie.

Shh. I gotta get it. I have it.
I have it. Back, get back.

I had it. Why did you get in the
way? Yes, you got in the way.

Thank you.
I've got her.

Oh, see?
She's found land.

Look.

Look at that.

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Whoo!

Hey, hey, hey!
( cheering )

They're so happy to see you
up and well, my dear.
Oh, I missed you all, too.
Isn't it wonderful? The

Lord has decided to spare us.
He isn't going to destroy us
after all.
But of course He isn't.

Well, you seem to have taken
it quite calmly. As if you
expected it all along.
But I did.

( splashing )

Seeing anything?

Not a thing.

Ham, do you think there's
anything out there that wasn't
there before?
Yes, there's hope.

But is there land?
If there is, we'll find it.

That's what I've always liked
about you.

You like me for something,
then.
You always sound so
confident, even when you're

wrong.
( laughs )

Japheth?

Shem!

What is that?

( laughing )

The Lord has saved us as He
said He would.

We must give Him thanks.
Come.
Ham.
No, Father. We haven't time

for that.
We haven't?

Run.
Run!
Get back!
Run!

Get back! Get back!
Go, go, go!

( yelling )

( ark creaking )

We've landed.

We've landed!
We've landed!

Hello!
( voice echoing )

Hello!

The Lord says, "Go forth and
multiply."

Ham, you have something to
tell us?

They want to leave.

It's not that we don't love
you. We do.

But it's time to fly the
nest. It's only natural.

( playing music )

That seems to be the lot,
Father.

Anyone else?
Any more? This is it.
Wake up!
Nothing left.

I think we got them all.
That's empty.
No, wait.

You almost overslept.

Oh, I wonder if the animals
will still be our friends.
Yes, if we treat them as
friends.

Dozy dormice.

There are no priests or men
of God here except me. So as
captain, I'll perform the
marriage ceremony.

What is the ceremony, Father?
I don't know, I'll just...
Oh, what was the one we had,
Noah?

That was some years ago.
Let me see. Hmm.
Well, I think I remember the
most important parts of it.

Oh, good.
Sons and daughters, will you
behave with decency and
with honor? Will you respect

each other? Will you love each
other in good times and in bad
times?
We will.

Good, good. That's it?

I don't think the Lord would
object to that.

You take care of him.

Shemi.

Will they be all right?

They're young. It's an
adventure.

Noah?

I was just thinking of all
that happened, Lord.
Yes?

Some of it can be told in
words.
Others in silence only.

Perhaps I went too far.

I am one, eternal, perfect.
But I can be wrong.

Don't ask Me to explain, Noah.

I saw humanity destroyed and I
know that is not the way.
I need man as much as man needs
Me. We fulfill each other.

So there has to be a covenant
between us, one with another.

I will not raise My hand.
Even if the earth is given
over to the wicked?

I will keep silent. And not
destroy.
Thank you, Lord.

Mankind is more than capable
of destroying itself, Noah. It
doesn't need any help from Me.

( music playing )