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[SIGHS] Okay, all of Sara's
favorite things...
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double espresso, bacon not-too-crispy.
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Hang on. Greek finishing salts.
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Did a grocery run to the Agora
in Ancient Athens.
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Nice.
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Just heard her alarm, it's go time.
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- Okay. [SIGHS]
- Not yet.
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Can't skip the garnish.
We eat with our eyes first.
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- Is that all of it? Okay.
- Ava, wait.
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Passion Dragon Ash enhances
vitality and endurance.
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Sara really doesn't like smoothies,
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- but ooh, nice flourish, Nate.
- Mm-hmm.
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[SNORING]
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Oh, we didn't forget
about you, gorgeous.
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Seriously, Mick, thank you
so, so much for everything.
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Here, recovery Dragon Ash,
usually for hangovers,
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but also probably good
if you've been lost in space.
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And A5 Kobe beef.
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I dry-aged it for 15 years this morning.
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Yeah, we seriously need
to talk about your portal-use.
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So, the rest of the team
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is hooking up the gizmo
we jacked from Kayla's ship.
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Okay, once that happens,
Gideon can help us
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pinpoint the rest of the alien pods.
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And we will find the perfect mesh
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- to welcome the captain back.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ava, relax.
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I know we've been through a lot,
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but things are finally back to normal.
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- Are they?
- Talk, talk, talk
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Can't a man just eat in peace?
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See?
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- [CLANGING]
- If you don't hold it,
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I won't be able to connect the wire.
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If I keep holding it, I won't
be able to feel my arms.
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Could you keep it down out there?
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I am trying to study magic,
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but I cannot concentrate
over your constant toiling.
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Okay, well, how about you
memorize your nursery rhymes
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when we're done with
the real work over here?
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Tua cutis fiat ignite.
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Whoa!
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The hell was that supposed to do?
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Must have the pronunciation wrong.
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All right. Let's get back at it. And...
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Gary, my alien chum.
Let's have a chat, eh.
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Oh, is this about us parking
Kayla's ship at your place?
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- 'Cause we were kind of in a hurry.
- Not that.
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What do you know about
the Fountain of Imperium?
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Where'd you hear about that?
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[STAMMERS] I mean no.
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The, uh... the Fountain of what?
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All right, just let him be.
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- Thank you, Spooner.
- No, it's just that
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when you're stressed,
I gotta feel it too.
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Okay, this whole alien empath
thing was hard enough
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before we had
an actual alien on the ship.
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- It's back to the books, then.
- Good luck.
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All right. Come on, let's
get back at it. Come on.
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And quieter, this time? Thanks.
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Ohh, God, this is so much better
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than waking up on an alien planet.
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Right? Here you go my love.
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Thanks.
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And I'm just gonna say this,
okay, whenever you're ready
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to talk about what
happened out there, I am here.
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Who wants to talk about space
when we have Legends gossip...
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- to catch up on.
- [GASPS]
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Oh, hot and juicy. Okay.
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So Spooner's great, well,
when she put away her rail gun.
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- Sounds like my kind of girl.
- Yes.
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Oh, and I was a binder,
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and actually, I think
it turned into a cartoon.
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- That's a new one.
- Yeah.
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Babe, something wrong
with the food? Come on.
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Oh, babe, no, the food,
it looks amazing.
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I just think I'm jet lagged.
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- Okay.
- But what's with the smoothie?
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That is from Zari.
It's for passion, which...
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why are we wasting time
talking about gossip and aliens
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when we could be
focusing on you and me?
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I'm an alien-human-hybrid clone.
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[SNORTS] What?
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[EXCITING MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[SIGHS] So, you're an
alien-human-hybrid-clone
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who can regenerate?
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Oh, babe, it sounds so crazy.
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No, I... I mean, yes,
obviously, but... okay.
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Babe, you are Sara Lance.
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You're still the same
beautiful, tough, and yes,
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sometimes very surprising woman
that I fell in love with.
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And you're here with me, okay?
So that's all that matters.
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Captains, you're needed on the Bridge.
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An alien pod has been detected.
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- We have to go.
- Babe, wait.
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Can we just maybe not tell the team
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about the whole hybrid thing
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just for the first mission back?
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I kinda wanna feel normal.
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Yeah, I get it.
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And you know what, after
everything we've been through,
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they could use a little normalcy too.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- We have to go, though.
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Yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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All right, all right,
all right, that's enough.
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Okay, we get it. Gideon, what do we got?
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Welcome back, Captain!
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I've detected a pod in the
Oklahoma territory, 1891,
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near an encampment known as Fist City.
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Woof, that can't be good.
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The outpost of First City
was the wildest of the west.
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Countless outlaws passed through...
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Butch Cassidy, Belle Starr, Wild Bill.
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Sounds like a bad scene
on its best days.
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Hate to see the kind of havoc
an alien could wreak out there.
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Hey, Spoons, are you okay?
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Yeah, just alien mind-meld's
been firing up
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since the space cadets got back.
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- That's coming from...
- Gary, obviously.
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Well, if my read's right,
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Gary's hiding something big from us.
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Well, like, that's okay,
whatever it is, right?
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I mean, Gary, you're an alien,
but you're also one of us,
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and I think we should all
be more accepting of Gary.
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Okay, but now my read says
Gary wants to jump Ava's bones.
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- That sounds about right.
- What? No. I do not...
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Okay. Well, I feel like
getting back in the saddle.
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Who's coming with me?
[IMITATING GUNSHOTS]
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Hey, Nate,
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just with everything
Sara's been through,
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I think she could use
a nice smooth mission, okay?
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So a classic Legends romp, on it.
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- Yeah, but easy.
- Got it.
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♪ ♪
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- [BELL DINGS]
- [HORSE NEIGHS]
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All right, gang, be on watch.
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The pod has already landed,
so the alien could be anywhere.
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Try to keep a low profile.
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I don't know what's more dangerous,
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the alien or the locals.
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- Sounds like my kind of place.
- Yeah, mine too.
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My dad put me through
a cowboy phase as a kid,
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when he was trying to lean
into American culture.
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- Some of it stuck.
- Cute, but I was talking
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about the lawlessness.
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Hell, I might know some of
these people from, hell.
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If you want to talk line
dancing lassos, try Spooner.
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I was raised in Texas not "Hee Haw".
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I don't know what that is,
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but it looks like your
hat does, pardner.
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Well, I had to put this back
on to do my alien radar.
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So far, getting nothing but Gary.
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Couldn't help but notice
you flirting with Astra.
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I wasn't flirting. I was just trying to,
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you know, connect, person
to person, soul to soul.
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Yeah, that's called flirting.
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Listen, I know it's hard
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to have a social life on a timeship,
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so I wanted to offer my help as someone
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who has recently learned
how to balance work
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with a healthy and fulfilling love-life.
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Oh, don't need to hear about that.
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And if this is your way of
finding another test subject
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for your passion smoothies, I'm good.
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Hey, I promised Eva
a classic Legends romp, okay?
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So, no getting captured,
no personal drama.
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Bet we'd find the alien quicker
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if Spooner wasn't afraid of her brain.
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You mean you can't find it by
bungling some Latin phrase?
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Hey, okay, tension. Got it.
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You know what this calls for,
the buddy system.
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You two, starting now, are buddies.
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By the end of the mission,
you will be friends, okay?
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And smiles.
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[PIANO MUSIC STOPS]
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Remember, don't make waves.
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They won't take kind outsiders
around here.
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[MUSIC STARTS]
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♪ ♪
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Can you just find this alien
so we can get out of here?
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[RINGING TONE]
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Getting nothing new.
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And you're not going to
if you keep wearing this thing.
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- Whoa... guys.
- Whoa!
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, partner, let us...
let's get you another.
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Yeah, that ain't happenin'.
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Look, we really don't want no trouble.
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Aw, shucks. Come on,
neither do I. [LAUGHS]
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'Cause I should be the one treating you.
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Barkeep, may I please have
a round for our new guests?
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- Guys, is that a Swear Jar?
- Huh?
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- Is this root beer?
- Yep.
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What were you saying about
this place being dangerous?
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Well, folks, seems by my sights,
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we have outsiders come in
to our modest municipal.
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So how 'bout we make
these newcomers neighbors
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by lettin' 'em in
on our ways around here.
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[PLAYING GUITAR]
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♪ Well, other towns
they'll get you down ♪
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♪ I don't know where to start ♪
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♪ There's rifle-play ♪
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♪ And fights all day,
it breaks my cowboy heart ♪
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♪ But don't you fear 'cause over here ♪
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♪ We offer the reverse ♪
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♪ Yes, welcome to Fist City ♪
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♪ The gladdest place on Earth ♪
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ALL: ♪ Oh, welcome to Fist City ♪
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♪ The gladdest place on Earth ♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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I've seen weird before,
but this is weird.
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Gary, mate, I found something
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that might jog your memory.
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This Fountain,
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it's an ancient alien artifact
said to amp up magic.
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Are you sure you haven't heard
anything about it?
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Why would you need this?
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You're already the most
powerful magician there is.
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Yeah, see, that's the thing.
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While you were away, the Legends
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got into a bit of a scrape.
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And in order to set it right,
I had to surrender my power.
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- You lost your magic?
- All right, all right,
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don't cry about it, but you can help me.
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This Fountain of Imperium,
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it's my one shot
at getting my magic back.
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The Fountain... right,
right, right, Imperium.
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Yes, yes, I have heard of it.
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It's a total myth.
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I'm sorry, there's
just nothing out there.
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You should give it up.
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♪ ♪
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I'm telling you these people
should be low-down, dirty,
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probably diseased, sons of a...
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- Evening, ma'am.
- How do?
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- Hello.
- Good day.
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Something big must have
happened to turn this place
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from Deadwood to Disneyland.
244
00:11:16,387 --> 00:11:19,686
It must be our alien, or gentrification.
245
00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:20,921
Either way, we should stop it.
246
00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:22,555
Let's blend in, spread out,
247
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,894
- figure out exactly when things changed.
- Okay.
248
00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:33,099
I'd thank you for another soda, m'lady.
249
00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:35,305
Deal me in.
250
00:11:37,108 --> 00:11:39,505
Is this your way of nabbing the alien?
251
00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,879
No, this is my way of nabbing
that jerk's gold.
252
00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,479
But you're right,
it could be the aliens.
253
00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:48,381
So, could you sense what cards it has?
254
00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:50,550
I can barely control my power as is.
255
00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:53,920
I ain't gonna tap into 'em just
to help you cheat at cards.
256
00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:58,491
The game's "Go Fish". You know it?
257
00:11:58,496 --> 00:11:59,993
- What's your wager?
- Oh,
258
00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:02,128
ain't no gambling around here.
259
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,497
That just leads to bad blood.
260
00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:07,804
'Sides, it'd be breaking
rule number three.
261
00:12:09,507 --> 00:12:12,943
- So, got any jacks?
- _
262
00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:20,717
Maybe we should check out
the card tables.
263
00:12:22,019 --> 00:12:24,150
Okay, I'm sorry, I cannot let you make
264
00:12:24,155 --> 00:12:25,485
the same mistake again.
265
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,287
You always go for the bad girls.
266
00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:31,224
What we need is to find you
a woman who appreciates you
267
00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:33,359
for the nice sweet boy you are.
268
00:12:33,364 --> 00:12:35,328
I don't only go after the bad girls,
269
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,130
and I don't need a matchmaker.
270
00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,532
See? She looks nice.
271
00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:43,169
Oh, no, bro, bro, bro, this is a saloon,
272
00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,438
it is her profession
to be interested in you.
273
00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:47,840
No, we don't offer
that sort of business.
274
00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,412
It's one of the rules.
275
00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:55,181
- What has gotten into these people?
- _
276
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:59,352
[CLEARS THROAT]
You're new in town, ain't you?
277
00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:01,184
Reckon I am. But that just means
278
00:13:01,189 --> 00:13:03,489
I need someone to show me around.
279
00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:05,825
Say, what's with all these here rules.
280
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:09,835
Oh, Sheriff's get lots of
do's and don'ts.
281
00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:13,666
There ain't no rule
against playing a girl a tune.
282
00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:17,036
Forgive my forward nature,
I'm Irma Rose.
283
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,435
Why if that ain't
the sweetest-soundin' name
284
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,940
in the whole wide world.
285
00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:24,010
You got a song in mind?
286
00:13:24,015 --> 00:13:27,380
Something to put a smile on my face.
287
00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:28,982
Think you can manage that?
288
00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:30,516
Think you can manage that?
289
00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:32,956
I guess we'll find out.
290
00:13:34,892 --> 00:13:36,693
[SIGHS]
291
00:13:38,996 --> 00:13:41,928
[PLAYING JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC]
292
00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:45,738
♪ ♪
293
00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:47,900
Hey, Barkeep.
294
00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:51,838
Do you notice anything
weird around here lately?
295
00:13:51,843 --> 00:13:55,875
Weird? Not at all.
296
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,477
Now, what can I get you ladies?
297
00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:01,447
Got sarsaparilla,
phosphates, milkshakes.
298
00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:03,716
Make it a milkshake. Extra cherries.
299
00:14:03,721 --> 00:14:06,319
- Yes, ma'am.
- Another one?
300
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:09,722
Well, guess I'm finally
getting my appetite back.
301
00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:11,695
Over here.
302
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:16,032
I ain't never seen no one
down 'em like that.
303
00:14:17,969 --> 00:14:19,432
Bass Reeves.
304
00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:21,537
Reeves was the first
black Deputy Marshall
305
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:22,738
west of the Mississippi.
306
00:14:22,743 --> 00:14:24,977
He's a hero, not a wanted man.
307
00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:29,909
The alien's changing history.
308
00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:33,646
Contact Sheriff Levi Stapleton.
309
00:14:33,651 --> 00:14:36,315
Oof, I know that name.
310
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,618
Stapleton was a criminal famous
311
00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:41,954
for terrorizing Oklahoma territory.
312
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:44,924
But how did an outlaw end up a sheriff,
313
00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,397
and how did the marshal
end up an outlaw?
314
00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:53,939
Hey, Barkeep, what can you
tell me about Levi Stapleton?
315
00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:59,038
Well, just that he's about
the finest lawman around.
316
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:00,773
[DOOR BANGS OPEN]
317
00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:02,475
[BIRD SCREECHING]
318
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,912
[EPIC WESTERN MUSIC]
319
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:10,122
♪ ♪
320
00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:16,055
I heard we had some visitors come in.
321
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:20,126
[PLAYING GUITAR]
322
00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:25,336
♪ Ohh, Stapleton,
Stapleton, fills us with awe ♪
323
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:29,546
♪ Restorin' us order
and layin' down law ♪
324
00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:34,312
♪ The sheriff of sheriffs,
he's fair and he's firm ♪
325
00:15:34,317 --> 00:15:38,578
♪ Brings peace to our streets
and we hail him in turn ♪
326
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,013
I'd say let me be the first
to bid you welcome,
327
00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:43,449
but I see my fine citizenry's
beat me to it.
328
00:15:43,454 --> 00:15:46,953
It is a fine town y'all have here.
329
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:50,189
Fact, we was just wondering
330
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:53,626
how you made this place such a haven.
331
00:15:53,631 --> 00:15:55,094
Now don't you worry about that.
332
00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:57,296
You just enjoy yourself.
333
00:15:57,301 --> 00:16:00,199
Oh, barkeep, fill our guests
some drink and vittles.
334
00:16:00,204 --> 00:16:02,639
So they can be on their way.
335
00:16:05,776 --> 00:16:08,975
Guess we know who's scared
this town straight.
336
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,209
Think he's our alien?
337
00:16:10,214 --> 00:16:12,778
We'll have Spooner get a read.
338
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:16,682
Speaking of, where are
Spooner and Astra?
339
00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,084
Spoons.
340
00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:20,586
[WHISTLING]
341
00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:22,054
If you won't let me win your gold,
342
00:16:22,059 --> 00:16:23,356
then tell me where you got it.
343
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:26,125
Sorry, she gets hot under the collar.
344
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,793
No, but we do have a question
345
00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:29,495
about what's happening around here.
346
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,564
I don't know what you're aimin' at,
347
00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:33,299
but you'd be wise to stop asking
348
00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:35,167
and get like a good little girl.
349
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:37,103
- [RINGING TONE]
- [GRUNTS]
350
00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:40,243
[RUMBLING]
351
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,510
What is that?
352
00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:46,879
A fight goin' outside!
353
00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:49,786
[ALL CLAMORING]
354
00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:55,460
♪ ♪
355
00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:02,328
Astra's getting closer.
356
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,362
Not now, Spooner.
357
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,965
But even if I was gonna see
where I got my gold,
358
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:10,069
last one I'd tell's a girl
with the looks of you.
359
00:17:10,074 --> 00:17:11,537
Don't try me.
360
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,339
Hell, if I'll let you touch me.
361
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:15,241
Look out!
362
00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:17,881
[ROARING]
363
00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:21,814
[HIGH-PITCHED TONE]
364
00:17:21,819 --> 00:17:26,024
♪ ♪
365
00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,793
Shame to see.
366
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,594
But let that remind y'all of why
367
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:38,264
we keep our tempers in check here.
368
00:17:38,269 --> 00:17:39,699
So how 'bout y'all go back inside
369
00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:41,968
and get back to having a good time?
370
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,740
Go on, get.
371
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:50,914
As for you, I think you've seen
just about enough of Fist City.
372
00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:54,317
So y'all don't come back now, ya hear?
373
00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:59,557
♪ ♪
374
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,963
Hey, Gary,
375
00:18:04,988 --> 00:18:08,624
do you know any alien species
that live underground,
376
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,127
look like a worm,
and swallow people whole?
377
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,696
Ooh, that sounds like a Haverack.
378
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,733
Haverack translates into "rage eater".
379
00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:18,334
It's drawn to the chemicals we release
380
00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:20,837
when we're angry, and then it eats us.
381
00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:23,107
That's why I felt it gaining
when that guy got all riled up.
382
00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:24,907
Well, its outer shell is impenetrable,
383
00:18:24,912 --> 00:18:26,642
so the only way to stop it
is to tame it.
384
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,111
There's this whistle.
385
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:29,946
That's the thing Stapleton used.
386
00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,581
It must have been loaded with the pod.
387
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:34,450
So we get the sheriff
to give it up. Great.
388
00:18:34,455 --> 00:18:37,253
I was looking for a reason to
wipe that smile off his face.
389
00:18:37,258 --> 00:18:38,822
Whoa, whoa, but we need
to avoid a fight,
390
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,590
especially if the worm's drawn to anger.
391
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,292
So we're gonna sneak it off Stapleton,
392
00:18:42,297 --> 00:18:44,598
and I know the perfect way
to get close to him.
393
00:18:46,134 --> 00:18:48,464
Square dancing contest. High noon.
394
00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:51,634
Yeah, there was no way
I'm square dancing.
395
00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:54,003
Yeah, we can't have you two
triggering the worm again.
396
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,405
Are you benching us?
397
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,473
Do you even have that authority?
398
00:18:57,478 --> 00:19:00,376
I don't know. It did feel weird.
399
00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:01,744
But he's right. If this thing
400
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,145
is attracted to hot tempers,
401
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:06,149
then you two are definitely staying here
402
00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:09,952
while the rest of us... dance.
403
00:19:09,957 --> 00:19:12,922
[SQUARE DANCING MUSIC]
404
00:19:12,927 --> 00:19:15,925
♪ ♪
405
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,827
Everybody, find the whistle.
406
00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:21,368
Whoo! Everybody elbow twist.
407
00:19:24,138 --> 00:19:25,672
Square up!
408
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,272
Hey, babe, this is our first dance
since we've been engaged.
409
00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:30,873
Oh, yeah.
410
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,543
Didn't expect it to have so
much fiddle, but I'm into it.
411
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,612
And double go in one more time.
412
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:39,582
Hi, we might just go
grab another milkshake.
413
00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:41,884
- Again?
- Yeah.
414
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,486
- It's okay?
- Yeah, it's just
415
00:19:43,491 --> 00:19:44,858
you've already had...
416
00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:52,128
Ava. I've missed this. I've missed us.
417
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,797
Yeah. So this might be
a really weird question,
418
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,967
but is there any species
of alien that loves cherries?
419
00:19:57,972 --> 00:20:00,240
Hmm, could be a Wafter.
420
00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:04,774
You're worried about
sharing the ship with an alien?
421
00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:07,677
- Oh, that's not what I said.
- No, don't worry.
422
00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:10,713
I haven't wanted to eat
a human in... years.
423
00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:13,850
Okay, well, thank you, Gary.
Appreciate it.
424
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,852
- [GARY GROANS]
- Grab your partner,
425
00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:19,355
right hand through,
travel over two-by-two.
426
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:24,794
Oh! John. I've missed this.
I've missed us.
427
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:26,129
- Have you, Gary?
- Yeah.
428
00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:27,798
Well, you can see why
I'm struggling to believe
429
00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:29,465
a word you say after you lied to me
430
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:31,135
all those years
about being a human being.
431
00:20:31,139 --> 00:20:33,402
Oh, well, come on,
those days are over now.
432
00:20:33,407 --> 00:20:35,605
Are they?
433
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,840
So you're telling me the whole truth
434
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,109
about the Fountain of Imperium, then?
435
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,010
- Everybody change partners!
- Oh, listen to that!
436
00:20:40,014 --> 00:20:41,877
- I gotta go!
- Come on, now,
437
00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:43,350
let's shoot the star.
438
00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:47,216
I'm almost in position
to grab the whistle.
439
00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:50,453
And I'm almost in position
to make my move with Irma Rose.
440
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,988
Listen, I believe long distance
441
00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:53,289
relationships can work,
442
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,658
but the 1800s, that's a bit of stretch.
443
00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:58,962
Two hands up, make lines on the side,
444
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,064
I'm going in.
445
00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,933
Everybody, two hand balance.
446
00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:07,203
Strange, y'all don't strike me
as the square dancing type.
447
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:10,408
- No?
- I thought I told y'all to get.
448
00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:12,942
But Sheriff, we just
love dancing so much.
449
00:21:12,947 --> 00:21:17,152
♪ ♪
450
00:21:17,952 --> 00:21:20,182
Don't think I'm unawares
why y'all really here,
451
00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:21,784
but that worm is mine.
452
00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:22,885
You're hurting my arm.
453
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,487
Take your hands off her, bastard.
454
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,623
- Oh, is this one yours?
- Rude.
455
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:29,692
[RUMBLING]
456
00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:31,727
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
457
00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:35,164
It's comin'. But go on.
458
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,934
You know you want to get a good hit in.
459
00:21:37,939 --> 00:21:40,507
Hey, Stapleton.
460
00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:46,846
[SPITS]
461
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,514
You just broke rule number six.
462
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,984
Well, I don't give a damn
about your rules.
463
00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:58,554
And your reign here is about to end.
464
00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:01,661
I challenge you to a duel.
465
00:22:03,397 --> 00:22:07,902
Winner gets your whistle,
loser gets out of town.
466
00:22:08,669 --> 00:22:12,501
You want a fight, you got it.
467
00:22:12,506 --> 00:22:16,011
♪ ♪
468
00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:18,510
You sure about this?
I mean, Sheriff's one thing,
469
00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:19,912
but we've seen what that worm can do.
470
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:23,118
Babe, I'm Sara Lance.
I always keep my cool.
471
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,204
[GUNSHOT]
472
00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:38,174
We passed this spot twice already.
473
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,955
But then I can see
your navigation skills
474
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,124
- ain't for much.
- Wait, you're following me?
475
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,326
I knew you wouldn't last
a minute out here alone.
476
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,828
The hell are doing hiking
in alien-infested territories?
477
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,130
Prospcting. I'm gonna find that gold.
478
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,533
Okay, well, if it's gold you're after,
479
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,702
you should follow the waterfall...
480
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:53,837
Why don't you just concentrate
481
00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:55,242
on using your radar, in case that thing
482
00:22:55,246 --> 00:22:57,606
- decides to attack again.
- Well, I ain't your tool.
483
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,761
And you know, I'm pretty sure
484
00:22:58,765 --> 00:23:00,091
the ship can make all the gold you want.
485
00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:03,711
It's not about the gold,
or not just about the gold.
486
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,579
It's about showing everyone in that town
487
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,381
that I get what I want.
488
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,984
Ah, seems like a lot of work
just to prove a point.
489
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,386
Yeah, well, figures you'd say that.
490
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,754
But I've had to fight for
every bit of power that I have.
491
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,222
Okay, you think I've had it easy?
492
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,892
I think you spend your life
creating your own kind of hell.
493
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,428
Hiding and alone, letting
aliens mess with your head
494
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,829
when you could harness that power.
495
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,664
Yeah, well, I wasn't hiding.
496
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,166
I was keeping my head down.
497
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,134
And you know, I wasn't
always alone either.
498
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,674
You know, when I lost my mom,
they put me in foster care.
499
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,073
- Your mom?
- Yeah, you know,
500
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,408
people tried their best with me.
501
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,243
But some kid who, you know,
502
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,350
hears aliens all the time,
they couldn't deal.
503
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,348
Well, where I'm from,
you have to use whatever power
504
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,254
you have to tip
the scales in your favor.
505
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,190
You know, you're not in hell anymore.
506
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,690
And you're not in Texas.
507
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,163
So, which way do we go?
508
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:59,339
♪ ♪
509
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,209
What's up, babe?
510
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,281
You know I've never lost a shootout.
511
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,380
Yes, I know.
512
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,983
And I would tell you
if I didn't feel up for this.
513
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:19,353
It's like you said, nothing's changed.
514
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,455
And I meant it.
515
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,091
With everything that
you've been through...
516
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,059
With everything I've been through,
517
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:28,600
a Wild West shootout
is exactly what I need.
518
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,137
All right.
519
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,271
Let's go win ourselves
a standoff, shall we?
520
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,273
[PLAYING GUITAR]
521
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:43,483
♪ We don't know where she came from ♪
522
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:48,188
♪ But know that she ain't going back ♪
523
00:24:48,193 --> 00:24:52,698
♪ 'Cause there ain't no one
faces Stapleton's guns ♪
524
00:24:52,703 --> 00:24:56,606
♪ And walks away lookin' intact ♪
525
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:03,636
♪ If she shoots the worm will eat her ♪
526
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:08,274
♪ If she don't,
she'll fall from his lead ♪
527
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:12,806
♪ You could do what you can
to prove you're a man ♪
528
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,579
Can it, cowboy.
529
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:21,421
♪ Godspeed, Sara Lance ♪
530
00:25:21,426 --> 00:25:25,631
♪ ♪
531
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,891
You done playing with your pistol yet?
532
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:33,297
[CHUCKLES] Mm.
533
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,236
Ten paces. Then we draw.
534
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,241
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
535
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:50,148
- One, two...
- Would you shut up?
536
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,188
[GUNSHOT]
537
00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,658
Sara!
538
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:08,329
[LAUGHS]
539
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:11,669
[PANTING]
540
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,338
What the blood hell
happened on that planet, eh?
541
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:21,548
♪ ♪
542
00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:26,180
That... that ain't normal.
543
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:28,282
You must be some kind of monster.
544
00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:31,018
No, not a monster.
545
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,787
But you're right about the other thing,
546
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,691
I'm definitely not normal.
547
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:41,762
[FIRING GUN]
548
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,972
♪ ♪
549
00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:57,144
The deal is off. You ain't getting this.
550
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,250
[GUNSHOT]
551
00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:06,190
[RUMBLING]
552
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:12,264
Why... won't... you... die?
553
00:27:12,269 --> 00:27:14,203
[ROARING]
554
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:18,469
[WHISTLING]
555
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,239
Oh!
556
00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:33,681
Would you look at that?
Looks like y'all did it.
557
00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:36,087
I guess we did.
558
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,059
You found it. Not bad, Spooner.
559
00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:48,595
- [RINGING TONE]
- What, is the alien nearby?
560
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,105
Yeah. And I'm looking at it.
561
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,973
Looks like we both found
what we were looking for.
562
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,079
Did gold just come out
of that alien's...
563
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,447
But if that's the deposit,
564
00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:09,950
then that guy, he's not
just protecting the gold.
565
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,819
He's protecting the alien.
566
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,925
Well, y'all figured it out,
567
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,365
that there worm made
Fist City a boomtown.
568
00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:22,172
But don't come between
those folks and their gold.
569
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:28,706
Deputy Marshall, Bass Reeves.
570
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:36,844
We'll take it from here, m'lady.
571
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,083
Like hell you will.
572
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:45,658
Ain't nobody takin' our net of worm.
573
00:28:45,663 --> 00:28:48,228
That thing's a literal
goldmine, you know?
574
00:28:48,722 --> 00:28:54,027
[SIGHS] And the thing about us
shooting y'all, well, actually,
575
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:55,529
we're happy to do it.
576
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,264
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
577
00:28:57,269 --> 00:29:00,872
- What's that?
- [GUNFIRE]
578
00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:09,213
Ahh!
579
00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:16,683
What happened out there?
580
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:21,888
Okay, so maybe not everything
is back to normal.
581
00:29:22,591 --> 00:29:23,791
[SIGHS]
582
00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:27,928
Ain't no hidin'! Come on out now!
583
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,730
Don't want the worm coming for ya.
584
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,366
'Sides, they ain't going to be
cooped up in there
585
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,934
too long before they lose it.
586
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:37,275
Once they do, worm'll get 'em.
587
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:41,308
So you're bulletproof now?
588
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:44,015
- Yeah.
- Welcome to the club.
589
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:48,215
Okay, it's a long story.
I was gonna tell you guys,
590
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,584
I just... wanted to have
a normal mission first.
591
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,753
And on a normal mission,
I'd be out there fighting.
592
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,388
If we fight, we attract the worm,
593
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,857
and I cannot see you
take another bullet.
594
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:57,991
Babe, I don't know
what you want me to do.
595
00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:01,228
Look, I'm sorry,
but this is who I am now.
596
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,764
All right, so let's focus
on getting the whistle
597
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,732
so we can squash this worm for good.
598
00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,801
Whoa, I have an idea.
599
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:12,011
How about Behrad just flirts
it away from his girlfriend.
600
00:30:12,016 --> 00:30:13,707
Hey, just because she's evil
doesn't mean
601
00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,108
she's not into me, okay?
602
00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:16,744
- You are dumb.
- You know, magic would be
603
00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,245
really useful about now.
604
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,390
Guess I'm not getting
that back anytime soon,
605
00:30:20,395 --> 00:30:21,415
Am I, Gary?
606
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,983
[RUMBLING]
607
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,119
Ooh, milkshakes are 10 cents.
608
00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:28,021
Look, we'll come up with a new plan.
609
00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:31,225
The important thing is
that we keep our cool.
610
00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:35,266
Gang, remember, we're romping. Huh?
611
00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:41,553
[HOWLING]
612
00:30:41,558 --> 00:30:44,522
[TENSE MUSIC]
613
00:30:44,527 --> 00:30:48,732
♪ ♪
614
00:30:53,370 --> 00:30:56,134
All right, we cannot
stay in here forever.
615
00:30:56,139 --> 00:30:59,708
Let's brainstorm. No bad ideas.
616
00:31:01,344 --> 00:31:04,476
I don't need to hear your
I-told-you-so's.
617
00:31:04,481 --> 00:31:07,812
Listen, I wish you crazy kids
could have worked things out,
618
00:31:07,817 --> 00:31:10,085
but I don't know. Maybe
there's a lesson here.
619
00:31:10,090 --> 00:31:11,686
You pick these unattainable girls,
620
00:31:11,691 --> 00:31:13,989
you pine away silently for years.
621
00:31:13,994 --> 00:31:17,392
And maybe that's easier than
being in a real relationship.
622
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:20,028
I know you assume everybody
needs your lifestyle advice,
623
00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,329
but I'm actually good.
624
00:31:21,334 --> 00:31:23,932
Fine. Ignore me like you always do.
625
00:31:23,937 --> 00:31:25,434
Even though... I don't know.
Maybe as the older sibling,
626
00:31:25,438 --> 00:31:26,835
I would have some wisdom to offer.
627
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840
- It's fine.
- [RUMBLING]
628
00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:31,110
You know what do we need?
We need a singalong.
629
00:31:31,115 --> 00:31:33,575
You guys remember "Sweet Baby James"?
630
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,709
"Thong Song"?
631
00:31:34,714 --> 00:31:37,212
We love the "Thong Song".
632
00:31:37,217 --> 00:31:39,781
Oi, Gary.
633
00:31:39,786 --> 00:31:41,187
Take a seat.
634
00:31:45,325 --> 00:31:49,457
Look, I know that the
Fountain's real, mate.
635
00:31:49,462 --> 00:31:51,230
Come on, old soul, give it up.
636
00:31:53,099 --> 00:31:56,464
Okay.
637
00:31:56,469 --> 00:31:59,467
Aliens have known
about the Fountain for age.
638
00:31:59,472 --> 00:32:01,369
And once, I even found
a lead in your library,
639
00:32:01,374 --> 00:32:05,579
but anyone who's gone
after it has ended in ruin.
640
00:32:06,246 --> 00:32:08,544
You know, so I only lied to you
because it's too dangerous,
641
00:32:08,548 --> 00:32:09,878
especially without your magic.
642
00:32:09,883 --> 00:32:11,913
I don't need the likes
of you to protect me
643
00:32:11,918 --> 00:32:13,114
even without my magic.
644
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:17,185
Just... just tell me
where to find it, Gary.
645
00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:19,054
Okay.
646
00:32:19,554 --> 00:32:24,059
There's a map for the
Fountain of Imperium out there,
647
00:32:24,064 --> 00:32:27,529
and humans could never really
figure out how to read it
648
00:32:27,534 --> 00:32:29,266
because they thought
it was a map of the heavens.
649
00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:35,075
But aliens, we know
it's a map of your planet.
650
00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:39,341
So you're telling me
that I could be out there
651
00:32:39,346 --> 00:32:41,943
right now searching for this map,
652
00:32:41,948 --> 00:32:45,880
but thanks to you,
I'm stuck in a bloody saloon?
653
00:32:45,885 --> 00:32:48,787
- [RUMBLING]
- [ROARING]
654
00:32:52,392 --> 00:32:54,456
Oh, no, that can't be good,
655
00:32:54,461 --> 00:32:55,590
but the town's that way.
656
00:32:55,595 --> 00:32:57,859
I know a way we can
cut him off. Follow me.
657
00:32:57,864 --> 00:33:02,069
♪ ♪
658
00:33:03,536 --> 00:33:06,735
Hey, speaking of magic,
you guys like card tricks?
659
00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:08,770
Ooh, that... that sounds like fun.
660
00:33:08,775 --> 00:33:09,904
[LAUGHS]
661
00:33:09,909 --> 00:33:12,140
[LAUGHTER]
662
00:33:12,145 --> 00:33:13,312
No.
663
00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:21,950
Babe, look, I know that was
hard for you to watch.
664
00:33:21,955 --> 00:33:24,452
But look at me now, right? I'm fine.
665
00:33:24,457 --> 00:33:26,188
I know you're still you,
but seeing it in action
666
00:33:26,192 --> 00:33:28,157
I don't know, made me realize
we can't just pretend
667
00:33:28,161 --> 00:33:29,691
that everything's normal, you know?
668
00:33:29,696 --> 00:33:31,226
I was talking to Gary and I just...
669
00:33:31,231 --> 00:33:32,360
Why are you talking to Gary
670
00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:33,729
about this before you're talking to me?
671
00:33:33,733 --> 00:33:36,464
- I wasn't talking to...
- Guys, have a drink.
672
00:33:36,469 --> 00:33:37,966
God, what is with the cherries?
673
00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:40,634
- I don't know, okay?
- Just stay out of it.
674
00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:43,171
Guys, guys.
675
00:33:43,176 --> 00:33:44,405
First you're mad I'm lying,
676
00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:46,274
now you're mad I'm telling the truth?
677
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:49,782
- [OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]
- [RUMBLING]
678
00:33:52,819 --> 00:33:54,082
Annoying!
679
00:33:54,087 --> 00:33:57,919
[OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]
680
00:33:57,924 --> 00:33:59,621
Enough!
681
00:33:59,626 --> 00:34:02,757
Can't you just hold it together
till we get the job done?
682
00:34:02,762 --> 00:34:04,559
I mean, I don't know what's harder,
683
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:07,295
finding the alien or keeping
the peace between you people.
684
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:09,464
Um, Nate, the worm, remember?
685
00:34:09,469 --> 00:34:11,470
Just do you want to simmer it down.
686
00:34:13,907 --> 00:34:16,008
[RUMBLING]
687
00:34:17,977 --> 00:34:22,010
You know what? I won't simmer it down.
688
00:34:22,015 --> 00:34:24,512
I've been having a lot
of big feelings too, lately.
689
00:34:24,517 --> 00:34:27,415
Now's the exact right time
to share them.
690
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,250
When Mick left the ship,
691
00:34:29,255 --> 00:34:31,586
it wasn't easy being the O-est G.
692
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:34,622
But did any of you check in
on my existential crisis?
693
00:34:34,627 --> 00:34:37,659
No. Because Nate's so chill, isn't he?
694
00:34:37,664 --> 00:34:38,994
Dude, you're right, we should talk.
695
00:34:38,998 --> 00:34:40,528
But maybe not while the worm's coming.
696
00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:42,597
I used to have Zari to talk to, right?
697
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:45,266
And while all of you are
hooking up getting engaged,
698
00:34:45,271 --> 00:34:47,936
I guess she's just stuck
in a totem forever.
699
00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:49,737
No offense, I think you're great.
700
00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:51,673
It's not really an either-or-thing.
701
00:34:51,678 --> 00:34:53,842
And don't get me started
about life on the ship.
702
00:34:53,847 --> 00:34:55,844
Six roommates and I'm the only one
703
00:34:55,849 --> 00:34:58,111
that replaces the cartridges
and the fabricators.
704
00:34:58,116 --> 00:34:59,547
I didn't know they took cartridges.
705
00:34:59,552 --> 00:35:02,183
Well, they do, genius. They do!
706
00:35:02,188 --> 00:35:04,385
And I know one of you
changes the thermostat
707
00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:07,121
every night, so don't
blame it on Gideon.
708
00:35:07,126 --> 00:35:09,757
Well, since none of you
can hold it together,
709
00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:11,993
I guess I'll draw the worm to me
710
00:35:11,998 --> 00:35:16,034
so you don't get eaten alive
because I'm so chill.
711
00:35:17,403 --> 00:35:20,138
So come and get me, you alien slug.
712
00:35:21,608 --> 00:35:24,105
I got your romp right here.
713
00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:25,673
That white boy's a goner.
714
00:35:25,678 --> 00:35:27,208
Spooner, you have to do something.
715
00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:29,577
You don't know what it feels
like when they get in my head.
716
00:35:29,582 --> 00:35:33,515
So get into theirs. Let them
feel what you're feeling.
717
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,817
Don't do it for me, or for Nate.
718
00:35:35,822 --> 00:35:37,952
Do it for you.
719
00:35:37,957 --> 00:35:39,220
And another thing,
720
00:35:39,225 --> 00:35:41,723
I asked for a chair
in the Hall of Justice,
721
00:35:41,728 --> 00:35:44,926
big surprise, no response.
722
00:35:44,931 --> 00:35:48,897
[ROARING]
723
00:35:48,902 --> 00:35:52,467
And this is where my plan stops.
724
00:35:52,472 --> 00:35:55,474
- [ROARS]
- Stop!
725
00:35:56,843 --> 00:36:00,848
That's right, it's my power now.
726
00:36:01,481 --> 00:36:04,012
It's Reeves!
727
00:36:04,017 --> 00:36:07,415
[GUNSHOTS]
728
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:09,150
- Dig?
- Yes, ma'am.
729
00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:11,019
I definitely do dig.
730
00:36:11,024 --> 00:36:13,892
Bass Reeves. Glad to see you
could join the fight.
731
00:36:15,061 --> 00:36:17,996
[ROARING]
732
00:36:21,134 --> 00:36:24,369
I can't... I can't hold it much longer.
733
00:36:28,374 --> 00:36:30,838
[ROARING]
734
00:36:30,843 --> 00:36:32,440
I got you.
735
00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:36,244
Tua cutis fiat ignis.
736
00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:39,584
[ROARING]
737
00:36:42,322 --> 00:36:44,456
Ha.
738
00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:49,490
- Oh.
- We did it.
739
00:36:49,495 --> 00:36:51,259
No.
740
00:36:51,264 --> 00:36:53,094
I feel so much better.
741
00:36:53,099 --> 00:36:55,797
Me too.
742
00:36:55,802 --> 00:36:58,466
- Huh?
- [CHEERING]
743
00:36:58,471 --> 00:37:00,105
- Gary.
- Whoo!
744
00:37:05,206 --> 00:37:08,071
Now that is better.
745
00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:09,726
This whole place looks better.
746
00:37:09,731 --> 00:37:12,395
How are you even able to
keep your head down here?
747
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,897
Worm would have gotten me in a minute
748
00:37:13,902 --> 00:37:15,665
if I was stuck with these people.
749
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:17,767
Well, I was plenty angry.
750
00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:20,547
But I decided that these folks
want to underestimate me
751
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,770
well, I'll just use it against 'em.
752
00:37:22,775 --> 00:37:25,039
That's how I've put most
of these bastards away.
753
00:37:25,044 --> 00:37:27,574
You made it your power.
754
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,911
You see? This one gets it.
755
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:34,921
[PLAYING GUITAR]
756
00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,085
You're probably wondering what happened
757
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:39,753
to that band of outsiders.
758
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,393
Well, from what I heard tell...
759
00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:46,860
♪ They cleaned up the town ♪
760
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,029
♪ Got it back to itself ♪
761
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:53,000
♪ There was beer at the bar
and poker hands dealt ♪
762
00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:56,537
♪ They got on their ship bein'
sure that no one seen 'em ♪
763
00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,572
♪ And the only fights left ♪
764
00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:01,742
♪ Were the ones between 'em ♪
765
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:05,512
You here to shallow me
with pity, Gary Green?
766
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,581
No. I, uh...
767
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,750
I know how you can get
a map to the Fountain.
768
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:13,587
♪ ♪
769
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,950
Shouldn't be much trouble, actually,
770
00:38:15,955 --> 00:38:19,860
'cause the man who found it
lives in your attic.
771
00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:22,095
Aleister Crowley.
772
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,463
If anyone can find that Fountain
773
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:25,732
and live to tell of it, it's you.
774
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,140
So I'll be seeing you, John Constantine.
775
00:38:31,638 --> 00:38:35,843
♪ Well, the magic man's
heading off for the unknown ♪
776
00:38:35,848 --> 00:38:39,813
♪ Bid his lady goodbye
then he set off alone ♪
777
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:43,784
♪ She told him she trusted
that he'd dodge any doom ♪
778
00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:47,994
♪ Now what of the captains,
well let's cut to their room ♪
779
00:38:47,999 --> 00:38:50,023
- [SIGHS]
- Hey.
780
00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:51,491
Hey, babe.
781
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,994
- Made you something.
- Thank you.
782
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:57,030
I think my normal appetite is
finally starting to come back.
783
00:38:57,035 --> 00:39:00,868
- Good.
- But this does look good.
784
00:39:00,873 --> 00:39:03,474
- Well, dig in.
- Mmm!
785
00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:08,508
You know what, I think
I've been trying way too hard
786
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,744
to pretend that things
around here could be normal.
787
00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:14,481
- Babe, we both were.
- Right? Ugh.
788
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:18,218
I wanted so badly for everything to just
789
00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:19,853
feel like it was before.
790
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,789
But after everything we've been
through, there's no going back.
791
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,658
But does that have to be a bad thing?
792
00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:27,628
Maybe we can be something new,
something better.
793
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:28,762
I mean, let's be honest,
794
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,463
we were never normal to begin with.
795
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,232
- So why start now?
- [GASPS]
796
00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:36,270
- What?
- Was that...
797
00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:37,505
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
798
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:41,714
- Passion Dragon Ash.
- Yes.
799
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:46,919
♪ ♪
800
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:05,505
I saw John on his way out.
You doing okay?
801
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,302
Yeah. Trying.
802
00:40:08,307 --> 00:40:10,203
Well, I'm here if you need me,
803
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,472
but I know you'll be fine.
804
00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:14,812
You're the wise one, after all.
805
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:20,714
Okay, look, I know I can be
a bit overbearing at times,
806
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,221
but I just want you to be happy.
807
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:33,065
Hey, I actually know who
could use both our help.
808
00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:36,339
Can I borrow your totem?
809
00:40:38,337 --> 00:40:42,542
- Yo, yo.
- Hey, man. Want a donut?
810
00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:46,306
Thanks, dude. But I actually
came to give you something.
811
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:49,543
No, no, no, no,
I cannot be a totem master.
812
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,079
Maybe with some training, but there's...
813
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:55,688
No, no, no, it's so you can
visit her, so you can see Zari.
814
00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:57,951
That's possible?
815
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:01,054
I'm sure it's been tough
and I should've noticed,
816
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,456
but now you can take a totem trip to her
817
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,727
and do what you do together.
818
00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:10,797
Just let me know when you're done.
819
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:15,007
♪ ♪
820
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:21,247
♪ Now the Guy of Steel's
off to see his girl ♪
821
00:41:21,252 --> 00:41:24,911
♪ Sure it's weird,
but then so is the world ♪
822
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:28,982
♪ So I leave you now
with this takeaway ♪
823
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:33,992
♪ That there might not be a
normal but that might be okay ♪
824
00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:40,127
[SIGHS] I told you guys, we
can't keep the cowboy narrator.
825
00:41:40,132 --> 00:41:41,961
Sorry! Sorry.
826
00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:43,837
Hey, man, we'll drop you off.
827
00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:45,869
Happy trails, Legends.
828
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,845
♪ ♪
829
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,240
Greg, move your head.
830
00:42:09,245 --> 00:42:13,745
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