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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,870 --> 00:00:04,004 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,658 - [Radio DJ] Hey, this is Sandy Shore, KEWL, 3 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,660 right in the middle of a flashbang '80s weekend 4 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:11,272 with that monster hit, You Make Me Come Alive. 5 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,535 - [Girl] Oh, my mom loves this song. 6 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,406 - [Girl] Turn it up. 7 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,843 - [Girl] Wow, we should stop at the beach. 8 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:20,020 - [Girl] You have to go tan at the beach. 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,934 I bet we could find some cute surfer boys. 10 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,156 - [Girl] Surfers, what water does to hair. 11 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:29,812 What are you doing after graduation? 12 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,814 - [Girl] My dad said so many Baby Boomers are dying, 13 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:33,076 I should get into health care. 14 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:35,252 He says it's a real growth industry. 15 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:37,907 I just don't wanna touch old people that much. 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,779 I wanna work with animals. 17 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:42,433 - [Girl] I just wanna get away for a while. 18 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,609 Always wanted to go to London. 19 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,917 Oh by the way, Kyle was talking about this cute cheerleader, 20 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,093 how hot she is, and then he said your name. 21 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:52,139 - [Girl] Wow, he's cute. 22 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,489 - [Girl] I heard he's kind of a player. 23 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,099 - [Girl] What do you mean? 24 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,014 - [Girl] Beverly told Angel that he did it with 25 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,060 that redheaded chick Tanya and then two days later 26 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,626 he did it with her best friend. 27 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,802 But you can't believe everything you hear. 28 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:04,760 - [Girl] People love to talk 29 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,196 about people behind their backs. 30 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:07,502 - [Girl] Yeah. 31 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,591 I love driving down Sunset Boulevard. 32 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:12,072 This is where all the L.A. bands got famous. 33 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,813 The Whiskey a Go Go, the Viper Room. 34 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:17,599 That's where River Phoenix died. 35 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:18,556 - [Girl] Who's River Phoenix? 36 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:21,081 [upbeat music] 37 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,083 - [Girl] I love the monster on the building. 38 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,911 - [Girl] Hollywood, there's so many people. 39 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:29,219 [upbeat music] 40 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,786 - [Girl] You're lucky, my dad says he always 41 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,354 finds people with nowhere to go and all day to get there. 42 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,486 - [Girl] Have you ever been to the Chinese theater? 43 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:36,835 Very cool. 44 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:39,360 [upbeat music] 45 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,712 - [Girl] Capital Records building, they do downloads there. 46 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:46,367 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:49,718 ♪ I think I'm gonna jump and shout ♪ 48 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,067 - [Girl] How much longer? 49 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,025 It feels like we've been driving for hours. 50 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:56,507 - [Girl] This traffic is unbelievable, look at that. 51 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,074 - [Girl] What's it called again, Camp Cheer? 52 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,641 I googled it. 53 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,599 Can you believe they don't even have a website? 54 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,166 - [Girl] No website, I don't trust 55 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,473 a place without a website. 56 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:08,040 - [Girl] Oh chill, my mom called and talked to somebody. 57 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,609 - I just hope there's at least one cute guy there. 58 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,003 ♪ You make me, you make me, you make me come alive ♪ 59 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,006 [chainsaw whirring] 60 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:23,404 ♪ Oh you make me, you make me come alive ♪ 61 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:29,366 ♪ You make me, make me, make me, you make me come alive ♪ 62 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:33,849 ♪ Oh baby, oh you make me 63 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:38,767 ♪ You make me come alive 64 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:44,251 ♪ You make me, you make me, you make me come alive ♪ 65 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:45,600 [horn honking] 66 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,428 - [Girl] Hey! 67 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,604 - Hey, welcome to Camp Cheer. 68 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,649 - Hi, we're here to register. 69 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,782 - Well you don't want to give that to me. 70 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,392 What you're gonna wanna do is you 71 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,089 want to give that to the people in the office in Double D. 72 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,439 It's right down this way. 73 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:01,137 Can't find them, go the the bungalow Triple D, 74 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,617 it's just after it. 75 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:03,922 - God this place is far our. 76 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,447 How come there's no service here? 77 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,057 - Oh reception's terrible here. 78 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,406 You want reception, you're gonna have to go 79 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:10,973 to the top of the mountain, or maybe you can 80 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,802 try one of the top of the roofs in the back lot. 81 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:14,803 - [Girls] Thank you. 82 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:15,630 - [Girl] Bye. 83 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:22,202 ♪ Oh, too slow 84 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,814 ♪ Drop it low 85 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:29,687 ♪ Oh 86 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:32,386 ♪ Drop it low 87 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,605 ♪ Too slow 88 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:39,175 ♪ Oh drop it low 89 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,612 ♪ Too slow 90 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:42,961 ♪ Oh 91 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:43,832 - [Girl] This doesn't look like any 92 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,921 cheer camp I've ever been to. 93 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,401 - [Girl] Yeah it's kind of creepy. 94 00:03:56,061 --> 00:04:00,805 ♪ Yeah 95 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:04,418 ♪ Yeah 96 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:08,160 ♪ Oh 97 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,728 ♪ To the floor 98 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:15,255 [machine whirring] 99 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:20,999 - Morning ladies. 100 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:24,481 Just one second. 101 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,659 Hello, my name is Axel, I am the camp manager here. 102 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,617 - Pamela. 103 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:30,618 - Nice to meet you. 104 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:31,445 - Hi, I'm Andrea. 105 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:32,228 - Nice to meet you. 106 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,273 - Michelle. 107 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,186 - Nice to meet you Michelle. 108 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,579 - [Michelle] And this is Theo. 109 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,102 - How are you doing Mr. Theo, hey buddy. 110 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,670 [upbeat music] 111 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,111 I'll get y'all checked in and moving 112 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:47,852 so we can get y'all having some fun. 113 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,376 Okay, let's see. 114 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:53,031 Yes, Pamela, okay. 115 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,296 It's Andrea, okay. 116 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,299 And Ms. Michelle, and little Mr. Theo. 117 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,432 He's not on the list but that's okay. 118 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,434 All right so we got that. 119 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:09,134 I'll go ahead, here you go. 120 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:10,701 - This place is pretty creepy. 121 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,877 - Yeah, it's pretty creepy huh? 122 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:17,012 - Hey, I been working really hard on this place. 123 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,799 Gee whiz, I can't believe this place is actually, 124 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,280 they used to make horror films here. 125 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,195 It's pretty cool if you get a chance to walk around, 126 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,023 there's a lot of stuff to look at. 127 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,154 - My phone's not working. 128 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,420 - Well unfortunately, the reception out here 129 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,770 is about as consistent as a California rain. 130 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,602 Back to the schedule, and the flyer for our 131 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,127 80s dance party. 132 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,523 It's gonna be a good time, a lot of fun. 133 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,176 - Where are we staying? 134 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,396 - Oh that's right, I'm sorry I completely forgot. 135 00:05:55,833 --> 00:06:00,272 You ladies are in, building two. 136 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:01,796 Okay, what you want to do is you want 137 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,798 to go down the stairs that you came up, 138 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,321 you're gonna hang a right, and then go 139 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:08,716 just a little bit that way, and you can't 140 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,761 miss the building, it'll be just on your right okay. 141 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,589 Oh hey, and if you guys get a chance, 142 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,330 check out the sun deck. 143 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,941 I put a lot of work in it and it looks pretty nice. 144 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,509 [upbeat music] 145 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:21,816 - [Girls] Thank you. 146 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:22,643 - Have fun ladies, have a good time girls. 147 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:23,644 - [Girls] Bye. 148 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:26,211 [upbeat music] 149 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:37,048 [drill whirring] [upbeat music] 150 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:44,186 [upbeat music] 151 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,330 - [Girl] Hey, did you check out that kumquat tree? 152 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,244 - Yeah I did earlier, it's a little 153 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,942 weird with the skin and all. 154 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,117 - [Girl] Oh yeah, we don't have 155 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:03,988 these kind of fruit growing from. 156 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,860 - I'm sure your country had much better fruit than kumquat. 157 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:06,774 - Oh yeah. 158 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:09,341 [upbeat music] 159 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,584 - [Pamela] Hi, is this your truck? 160 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:35,716 - Yes it is. 161 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:40,024 - Hey, it's yellow, high up. 162 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,983 - I like sitting up high. 163 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,332 I can see everything coming. 164 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,770 Reminds me of driving a combine back on the farm. 165 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:47,771 - You grew up on a farm? 166 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:48,598 - Yes ma'am. 167 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,863 Tell you what, those were the days. 168 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:58,478 Horses, bonfires, swimming in ponds. 169 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:01,002 [upbeat music] 170 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,714 Oh don't worry, it's not loaded, it's just a pellet gun. 171 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:18,976 Now you have to respect your weapons 172 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,978 but they for shooting varmints around here. 173 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:25,635 You know like rattlesnakes and rats, 174 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:28,159 rabid squirrels, 175 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,335 raccoons, 176 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:33,861 groundhogs. 177 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,342 I'll never get that week back. 178 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:39,954 - [Pamela] I mean is there anything else 179 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,477 we can be afraid of, we are pretty tough. 180 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:44,872 - Well I'm sure you girls are, but this 181 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:49,267 place actually offers a self defense course once a month, 182 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,356 maybe you can learn a thing or two. 183 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,576 - Well I have my brothers, we're 184 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,317 always throwing each other around, so. 185 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,928 Plus I'm pretty fast, we are a cheerleader 186 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,627 and all so, strong, fast, and twisty. 187 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:04,848 - Yeah that's right, damn maybe I can learn a thing or two. 188 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,720 Now I'll tell you what, I need some backup, 189 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,851 I'll come to you girls first. 190 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,461 - Oh have fun with that. 191 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,898 - Oh I will. 192 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,813 Oh hey, watching some movies in the theater 193 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:14,118 later, if you want, come on by. 194 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,903 - Okay, I'll tell Pamela and Andrea. 195 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,514 [upbeat music] 196 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:30,395 [dramatic music] 197 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,066 - [Man In Black] Hey dude how's it going? 198 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,764 - [Man In Gray] You know it. 199 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,505 [dramatic music] 200 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,092 [upbeat rock music in headphones] 201 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:19,967 ♪ I thought I said it so many times ♪ 202 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,015 ♪ I have to tell you I love you girls ♪ 203 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,844 ♪ But I find that you are not around ♪ 204 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:28,758 - I like this room. 205 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,196 Hey, Michelle. 206 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:33,502 - What? 207 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,591 - What song you listening to? 208 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,201 - I Wanna Talk To You. 209 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,115 - I like that song. 210 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:40,814 - Hey. 211 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,990 - Where did you disappear to? 212 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,556 - Oh I just went to the car. 213 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,606 Stop. [laughs] 214 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,086 - [Michelle] Come on let's do this. 215 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,957 [girls laughing] 216 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:54,915 I was just messing. 217 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:59,746 Oh I love this song. 218 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,008 - I'm getting hungry, I wonder if there's 219 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,053 anything I can eat on the menu? 220 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:06,709 - You're not gonna do that vegetarian thing again are you? 221 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,928 - Nothing with a face. 222 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,104 I can't eat anything with a face. 223 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:12,193 I mean I think everyone should eat like that. 224 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,934 - Agree to disagree. 225 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:17,502 You know, I like this room better than mine. 226 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,504 How come I don't have a fridge in my room? 227 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,768 - Well you have a big bathtub, this just has a shower. 228 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:25,815 ♪ Every day all the things I been ♪ 229 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,863 [yo-yo boinging] 230 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,084 - Where'd you get that yo-yo? 231 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,565 - It was on the counter, you want it? 232 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,045 - No, I was just wondering. 233 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:41,265 Oh yeah here it is. 234 00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,093 - Find what you're looking for? 235 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,530 - Yeah, just I thought, I knew I brought it, but ... 236 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,967 So what are we doing? 237 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,839 - Well I was gonna take Theo for a walk 238 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:53,234 and then I'll be ready for wherever we're going. 239 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,410 - Let me take Theo for a walk. 240 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,586 Your nails need some work. 241 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,284 - I guess you're right, thanks. 242 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,895 - Is that a chainsaw? 243 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,508 - Yeah, isn't that weird. 244 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,291 My room has one too. 245 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,164 - That is weird. 246 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,775 Hey I heard Axel's playing movies in the theater all day. 247 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:13,950 - Oh yeah I just saw Axel outside. 248 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,735 He said we're welcome anytime. 249 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,781 Oh and he said that reception gets better later in the day. 250 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,740 - Okay, well I'm just gonna finish up my nails 251 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,090 and then I'll be good to go. 252 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,222 And don't let Theo eat anything weird off the floor. 253 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:28,008 - Okay, after I take Theo I'm gonna take a nap. 254 00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,972 - What do they do in emergencies around here? 255 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,148 All right I'll see you guys later. 256 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,585 If I don't put on more sunscreen I'm gonna fry. 257 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,418 [soft music] 258 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,771 [upbeat music] 259 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,531 - Oh my gosh can I get one bar? 260 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,143 [upbeat music] 261 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,407 Okay Theo, come on let's go. 262 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,453 [upbeat music] 263 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:23,759 Come on Theo, let's just go. 264 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,283 [upbeat music] 265 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,252 - Hey look, it's a kumquat tree. 266 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:41,603 - Kumquat, what's a kumquat? 267 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,605 You're making that up. 268 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,782 - No I'm serious, look you eat 'em skin and all. 269 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,784 See skin and all. 270 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,308 [upbeat music] 271 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,225 - [Axel] You girls like these things? 272 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,661 - [Andrea] Yeah, they're okay. 273 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:03,016 - I was told they tasted kind of [loud spitting] 274 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,627 wrong, to be eaten skin and all. 275 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,153 - So is your name really Axel Johnson? 276 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,112 - Well that's an interesting question. 277 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,636 My name's actually Axel Johnson, the fourth. 278 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,290 [girls chuckling] 279 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,988 See you got, my great granddaddy, my granddaddy, 280 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,598 my Pa, and of course me. 281 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,601 It's real confusing at family gatherings. 282 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,212 - Yeah must be. 283 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,040 - Hey maybe you girls can help me. 284 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,911 You look like the friendly type. 285 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:33,655 There's a girl here from Yugoslavia or something like that, 286 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,745 and I think she's gonna end up being alone 'cause the rest 287 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,702 of her squad got detained coming through customs. 288 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,443 - [Girl] Oh no. 289 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,489 - Well I was wondering if maybe y'all could welcome her 290 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,404 and just show her around the camp a little bit. 291 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,840 It'll be a lot of help to me. 292 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,407 - Sure. 293 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,974 - Okay. 294 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,105 - Hey thanks. 295 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:52,892 Now back to work on my office. 296 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,636 - Hey ladies. 297 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,986 - [Girls] Hi. 298 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,031 - I see you ladies like kumquats as well. 299 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:02,945 - Yeah. 300 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:03,903 - They're okay. 301 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,165 - I'm Joseph by the way. 302 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:05,992 - Michelle. 303 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:06,949 - Andrea. 304 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,951 - I'm Johnny, he's Jacob. 305 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,605 [speaking foreign language] 306 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,128 - What'd you say? 307 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,564 - Oh he needs to eat it skin and all. 308 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,305 - Yes, skin and all. 309 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,828 - We're promoters here. 310 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,482 We run an office out back. 311 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,529 - Yeah, I think we're gonna have a tough nut to crack. 312 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,271 - What's in the red bag? 313 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,143 - Oh it's the first aide kit. 314 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,797 - I have a feeling we're going to need it later. 315 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,277 - Oh. 316 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,540 - [Johnny] Okay, see you at the party later. 317 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,281 - [Girls] Bye. 318 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,761 - Maybe we should go check on Pamela, see if she's okay. 319 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:37,893 - Yeah and then we can work on our tumbling. 320 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:38,763 - Yeah. 321 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,464 [upbeat music] 322 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,531 Let's go check out the competition, 323 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,576 just leave Theo here. 324 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,100 - Are you sure? 325 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:11,971 - He's fine. 326 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:14,799 - [Michelle] Bye Theo. 327 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,454 [upbeat music] 328 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:29,684 - [Girl] Where's the light switch? 329 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:30,641 - [Girl] It's gotta be here. 330 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,165 - [Girl] I can't find it. 331 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,515 - [Girl] Dude you're stepping on my feet, stop it. 332 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,908 - [Girl] These cheerleaders are supposed to be really good. 333 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,649 - [Girl] And different, Ms. Jackson says 334 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,477 they're the ones to beat. 335 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,131 - [Girl] Yeah, we'll see. 336 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,306 - [Girls] Hi. 337 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,133 - What? 338 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,874 - Basic. 339 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,094 - [Girl] We just wanted to come by and say hi, bye. 340 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,879 Oh my god are they for real? 341 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,706 - [Girl] Are they serious? 342 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,837 - [Girl] What was that? 343 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,578 [girls laughing] 344 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,754 - [Girl] Lame. 345 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,365 - [Girl] Let's get out of here, we're going to high school. 346 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,453 - [Girl] Let's go. 347 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,021 [upbeat music] 348 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,304 - [Andrea] So how far is this place? 349 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,958 - [Girl] They said about 15 minutes. 350 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,570 [upbeat music] 351 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,888 - [Girl] Look at this traffic. 352 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,674 I can't believe how crowded the roads are way out here. 353 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,242 [upbeat music] 354 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,257 - [Girl] Look at that waterfall. 355 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,259 [upbeat music] 356 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,174 - [Girl] This must be the place. 357 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,392 - [Girl] What time did the falcon cheer 358 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,046 squad say they were getting here? 359 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,048 - [Girl] I thought they said two, but I was texting. 360 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,528 Maybe four. 361 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,096 [upbeat music] 362 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,290 - What time is it? 363 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,856 - [Girls] Two. 364 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,119 - Let's just wait a few more minutes. 365 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,948 [upbeat music] 366 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,801 - [Andrea] That was a total waste of time. 367 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,499 - [Girl] What now? 368 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:13,978 - [Girl] Let's drive by the lake on the way back. 369 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,590 [upbeat music] 370 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,168 - [Andrea] I think it's coming up, 371 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,604 the next exit, take this exit. 372 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:57,283 ♪ Oh, too slow 373 00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,590 ♪ Drop it low 374 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:04,028 ♪ Oh 375 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:07,162 ♪ Drop it low 376 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,251 ♪ Too slow 377 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,035 ♪ Oh 378 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,958 [speaking foreign language] 379 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,356 - Hey Lana, are you okay? 380 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,488 - [Lana] Hey we don't even have any reception here. 381 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:29,706 - [Pamela] Oh yeah I can't get any either. 382 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:30,794 - [Lana] Bye. 383 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:34,363 [speaking foreign language] 384 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,372 ♪ Yeah 385 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,556 - We have our first contestant, her name is Lisette. 386 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,254 Come on out Lisette. 387 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,952 [crowd cheering] 388 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,782 - [Man] Yeah Lisette. 389 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,131 - Here's lovely Lisette. 390 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,524 When you're not being a librarian, 391 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,003 what do you like to do in your spare time? 392 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,267 - I like to let my hair down and find 393 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,530 a man to rub hot oil all over my back. 394 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,879 [crowd cheering] 395 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:12,619 - I told you this was gonna be fun. 396 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,316 [crowd cheering] 397 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,492 - [Hostess] And she is visiting us from out of town today. 398 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,103 - [Axel] Wearing my favorite color. 399 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,366 - Tell what it is you like to do 400 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,063 up in Vancouver in your spare time? 401 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,934 - I like to get wet and wild. 402 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:24,761 - [Axel] Me too. 403 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,154 [crowd cheering] 404 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,417 - Thank you Tana, and here we have Mandy. 405 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:32,029 So tell me Mandy, are you still bull riding? 406 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,250 - Yes but I do love bareback riding now. 407 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,207 - Thank you Mandy. 408 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,254 [crowd cheering] 409 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,255 - [Axel] Hi girls. 410 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,125 - Hi. - Hey. 411 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,258 - [Axel] Have a seat. 412 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,564 - [Hostess] Tell us Christie, when you're not being 413 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,000 a professional wrestler, what are 414 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,610 you doing with your spare time? 415 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,134 - [Christie] Well I practice my mud wrestling pretty 416 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:51,397 consistently, but that's it, stay in practice. 417 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,010 - [Girl] So you have your own movie theater, must be nice. 418 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,230 - [Axel] This one is Bikini Witness. 419 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:00,971 - [Man] Is that important to you? 420 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,495 - [Man] No. 421 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:03,496 - Is this important to you mother? 422 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,976 [upbeat music] 423 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,065 - Run for your life. 424 00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:11,460 [man groaning] 425 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:14,071 [upbeat music] 426 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:20,948 Yeah. 427 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:24,386 [upbeat music] [water splashing] 428 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:25,518 Look, can't breathe. 429 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:28,042 [man gasping] 430 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,089 [water splashing] [skin smacking] 431 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:36,485 [upbeat music] [men groaning] 432 00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:37,312 [gun firing] 433 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,139 Right in the face. 434 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,795 - [Man] Hurry up guy, we got to get this body out of sight. 435 00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,363 [upbeat music] 436 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,410 - This is my favorite part. 437 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:53,067 [men groaning] [skin smacking] 438 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,416 [body crashing] 439 00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:59,247 [men groaning] [fists thudding] 440 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,555 Ooh! 441 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,296 [fists thudding] 442 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,605 [men groaning] 443 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:15,959 [body crashing] 444 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,005 Let me get something out the freezer. 445 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:21,704 [men groaning] [head thudding] 446 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:22,836 Come on, grab a seat. 447 00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:25,447 Let me show you some of my favorite scenes. 448 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,801 [upbeat music] 449 00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:42,725 - Hey this, this is gonna lead to me very shortly. 450 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,335 - Good show, my brother as-- 451 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,772 - Is my hair perfect for this? 452 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,470 - You getting this? 453 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:48,688 - Hey, your hair's perfect there dude, it's perfect. 454 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,125 - Live from Hollywood. 455 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,169 - [Girls] Live! 456 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,040 - Live. 457 00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,128 - [Men] Live! 458 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,304 - Live on the Sunset Strip. 459 00:23:56,435 --> 00:24:01,048 Well my advice to you is to let 460 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,485 the Steamrollers rock mother-- 461 00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:04,921 - [Axel] That guy was in the Untouchables. 462 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:06,793 [crowd cheering] 463 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,317 [upbeat music] 464 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,372 - This is so cool, your own private theater. 465 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,853 [crow cawing] 466 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,467 - [Axel] And this next one, is Mirror Mirror 2: Raven. 467 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:32,427 [upbeat music] 468 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:33,210 I've seen that bird before. 469 00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:37,301 This is where I go to church. 470 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,914 [upbeat music] 471 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,440 [bird cawing] 472 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:46,180 - [Andrea] Isn't that Mark Ruffalo? 473 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,660 - [Axel] It is. 474 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,357 [upbeat music] 475 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,141 This was his first leading role in a feature film. 476 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,709 [upbeat music] 477 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,060 [glass shattering] 478 00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:58,497 That reminds me of my dad. 479 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,108 [upbeat music] 480 00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:02,152 Watch your fingers. 481 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:03,545 Hey cover your eyes. 482 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:04,503 Girls cover your eyes. 483 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,114 [upbeat music] 484 00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:08,158 I tried telling you. 485 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,334 That bird's back. 486 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:13,337 [upbeat music] 487 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:16,123 [upbeat music] [bird cawing] 488 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:17,385 And it's gone. 489 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,082 [upbeat music] [bird cawing] 490 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:22,172 I even hear the hand is still around here somewhere. 491 00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:23,260 - No way. 492 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,435 Oh my god. 493 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,915 [people laughing] 494 00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,961 - Axel! 495 00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,702 - I'm sorry I couldn't resist myself. 496 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:31,704 I do it to everybody. 497 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:34,402 I mean if you girls have some time 498 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,795 we can see a few more things. 499 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:40,321 This classic 80s, Harmony. 500 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,019 - [Virginia] Jimmy. 501 00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:57,164 ♪ Harmony, harmony 502 00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,253 ♪ I felt it when she looked at me ♪ 503 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,951 ♪ Oh harmony, harmony 504 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,475 ♪ It sounded oh so sweet to me 505 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:07,566 ♪ When she called my name 506 00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:09,959 ♪ It was so sweet and looked so dear ♪ 507 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,701 ♪ I felt summer's rain 508 00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:17,576 ♪ I would just feel this harmony ♪ 509 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:25,453 ♪ Harmony 510 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,630 ♪ Harmony, harmony 511 00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:30,980 ♪ My book's all that I could see ♪ 512 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,983 ♪ Oh harmony, harmony 513 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,551 ♪ Heard it calling out for me 514 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:39,554 ♪ When she laugh loud 515 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,687 ♪ I felt her hips, I held her tight ♪ 516 00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:44,646 ♪ When we found sound 517 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:48,519 ♪ I closed my eyes and listened ♪ 518 00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:11,107 ♪ When she calls my name 519 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,849 ♪ I held her close with all my might ♪ 520 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,591 ♪ And our hearts were a flame 521 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:21,422 ♪ Close your eyes and listen to this harmony ♪ 522 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:27,820 ♪ And the sun was shining bright, oh so bright yeah ♪ 523 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:43,096 ♪ Harmony, harmony 524 00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:45,359 ♪ I heard it when she looked at me ♪ 525 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:48,405 ♪ Oh harmony, harmony 526 00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:50,669 ♪ It sounded oh so sweet to me 527 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:53,759 ♪ Oh harmony, harmony 528 00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:56,109 ♪ That was all that I could see ♪ 529 00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:59,112 ♪ Oh harmony, harmony 530 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:03,856 ♪ I heard it calling out to, out to me ♪ 531 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:09,992 ♪ Heard it calling, calling out to me ♪ 532 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:15,084 ♪ Harmo, harmo, harmo, harmony 533 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:20,220 ♪ Heard it calling, calling harmony ♪ 534 00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:24,528 ♪ Harmo, harmo, harmo, harmony 535 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,273 - See that girl right there? 536 00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:31,710 - [Virginia] Oh Jimmy. 537 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,537 - Her name's Virginia. 538 00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:35,975 She went on to become an award winning film producer. 539 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,848 That guy, singing and playing 540 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,545 the keyboards, that guy right there. 541 00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:43,069 - Mm-hmm[affirmative]. 542 00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:45,201 - Jimmy Lifton, he stopped being a rock star 543 00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:48,727 to become a director/producer. 544 00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:53,296 And he actually directed that movie 545 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:55,124 Mirror, Mirror 2 that I just showed you. 546 00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:59,346 - [Pamela] So how do you know all this? 547 00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,914 - I told you he used to make movies here. 548 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:05,178 This is the first Western they did, the Gunman. 549 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,745 - Oh really. 550 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:09,051 [upbeat music] 551 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:09,922 Boys. 552 00:29:11,053 --> 00:29:13,577 [upbeat music] 553 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:18,800 - [Man] I've been trying to raise Wyatt, no answer. 554 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,454 I think something's wrong. 555 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:21,847 - [Cowboy] Gunther, here. 556 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:24,240 - Ah, that's a good move. 557 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,375 See if you recognize anything. 558 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,986 [upbeat music] 559 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:34,511 And again. 560 00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:37,079 [upbeat music] 561 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,256 - Oh my god, those are the stairs from outside. 562 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:41,214 - [Axel] It is. 563 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,782 [upbeat music] 564 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,358 - I thought I said the saloon. 565 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:57,317 - Yeah well, caught this guy trying to run. 566 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,974 - That guy in the black, he looks just like you. 567 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:05,107 - So, I brought him here. 568 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:05,934 - Yeah. 569 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,982 - Put him in with our little dictator friend. 570 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,287 - Not that much. 571 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,159 - Is that you? 572 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,988 - Bam. 573 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,380 [body thudding] 574 00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:18,251 - Bam! 575 00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:22,995 - Cody, are you an imbecile? 576 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,302 That wasn't part of the plan. 577 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,651 - [Cody] What's the problem? 578 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:32,395 He ran, I shot him, end of story Salazar. 579 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:37,748 - Really, well now it's your turn to run, run. 580 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,228 - Is that you? 581 00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:41,622 [gun firing] 582 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,890 - This one's called Blindsider. 583 00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:51,197 That last one, was called the Gunman. 584 00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:54,853 And you guessed it, those two were made right here. 585 00:30:56,419 --> 00:31:01,033 ♪ Shake a leg, shake a leg 586 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:05,211 ♪ Two dark eyes mesmerized 587 00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:09,302 ♪ Sweep me off my feet 588 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,607 ♪ Finally 589 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:11,870 - Oh my god. 590 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,696 - That is you. 591 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:13,523 - That is you Axel. 592 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:17,876 Is that you? 593 00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:18,572 - [Axel] I don't know what do you think? 594 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:21,314 - Freeze! 595 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:23,794 [guns firing] 596 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,841 - [Axel] What an interesting place to find a knife. 597 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:29,322 [guns firing] 598 00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:42,030 That guys just sitting there. 599 00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:44,728 [guns firing] 600 00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:49,559 [guns firing] [maniacal laughing] 601 00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:56,262 [guns firing] 602 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:07,926 - [Man In Suit] I got the gold back here. 603 00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,014 - It's all mine. 604 00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:11,407 [gun firing] 605 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,934 [phone beeping] 606 00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:17,065 - Take it slow Mr. Money. 607 00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:20,982 - That is you. 608 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,114 - That is you Axel. 609 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,289 Is that you? 610 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:29,425 - No, close, that's my uncle. 611 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,820 Handsome devil. 612 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,693 My uncle played the biggest asshole in this movie. 613 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:39,566 I mean he's not actually a bad guy, 614 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:42,264 but I mean he plays it, he plays one really good. 615 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,138 Actually he gets most of those roles anyways, so. 616 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:47,791 I hope you like gangster movies. 617 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:50,490 [dramatic music] 618 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,277 - Don't make me wait next time. 619 00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:02,241 - You packing? 620 00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:04,852 - So you know all those people? 621 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,593 - [Axel] Yeah, I've met Jimmy and Virginia a lot of times. 622 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:08,508 - Is your uncle still acting? 623 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,640 - Yeah he's been making films for quite a while. 624 00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:12,207 He's in quite a few here actually. 625 00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,559 Where my popcorn go? 626 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:17,604 - You should be an actor. 627 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,520 - [Axel] You know you're not the only 628 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:22,478 one that's told me that. 629 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,959 - [Andrea] Like can you talk without that accent? 630 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,613 - What accent? 631 00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:27,962 - [Andra] Never mind. 632 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:33,228 [dramatic music] 633 00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:34,186 - I couldn't have got Gino, you 634 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,317 want this stuff now here it is. 635 00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:37,972 - Our deal was for 12, 636 00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:39,974 I only see five. - What's the name 637 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,367 of this one called? 638 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,455 - [Cody] Do you have a problem with counting? 639 00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:43,282 - Timepiece. 640 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:44,761 - [Gangster] No. 641 00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:45,675 - Don't talk to my man like that. 642 00:33:47,503 --> 00:33:50,593 I'll rip your tiny little off and slap you with it. 643 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,987 [dramatic music] 644 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:53,814 You calzone. 645 00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:58,036 - Today is not your day my friend. 646 00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,472 Today is my day! 647 00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:04,216 My time, my turf, and your funeral, bye. 648 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:05,521 - [Lady] No! 649 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,915 [guns firing] 650 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:09,656 - Ooh. 651 00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:13,051 [guns firing] 652 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:17,577 This is a good one, Mirror, Mirror III. 653 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,057 I bet you might recognize him. 654 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,058 That's Billy Drago. 655 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:25,715 - Oh does my nightmares ever end and so does my career? 656 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,327 So does your art. 657 00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:30,155 - [Axel] That's man's a legend. 658 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:32,548 - Good because it looks like shit Joey! 659 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,724 - [Axel] I met him, even hung out with him. 660 00:34:34,855 --> 00:34:37,031 [upbeat music] 661 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:41,992 [dramatic music] [gun firing] 662 00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:53,134 [dramatic music] 663 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,543 [upbeat music] 664 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:13,023 [man yelling] 665 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,461 - I could stay here all night. 666 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,725 - Can we do this again? 667 00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,031 - [Axel] Sure, just say the word. 668 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,384 Thanks for coming girls. 669 00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:26,254 - It's been fun. 670 00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:27,777 - [Girls] Thank you. 671 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,127 - Yeah you can come anytime you want man. 672 00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,479 Later man. 673 00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:38,484 - [Boy] Man. 674 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:41,487 [upbeat music] 675 00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:47,449 [sirens blaring] 676 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:04,249 - This is the sundeck? 677 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,947 [dramatic music] 678 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:08,949 - This is gross, I'm not staying here. 679 00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:15,521 - [Andrea] I thought he said he 680 00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,436 put a lot of effort into this. 681 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,655 - Yeah, well clearly not. 682 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:28,925 - [Thug] Hey boss. 683 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:31,058 - [Boss] Hey, it's all over the news. 684 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,668 - Yeah we got the stuff. 685 00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:34,975 - Come on, I can hear the sirens over the phone. 686 00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:36,803 Go to plan b, hide the stuff. 687 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,240 You can't get picked up with it on you. 688 00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:40,676 - [Driver] I can't go back to jail man. 689 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,112 - Yeah we gonna hide it. 690 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:45,638 - You know, I can deal with the bangers 691 00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:48,554 and the biker drug dealers, but these guys, 692 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,686 these guys are fanatics, they're crazy. 693 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:53,994 This is my last deal with these guys. 694 00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:56,649 Stay on the DL, I'll get back to you. 695 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,391 [dramatic music] 696 00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:07,486 - Hey Andrea come look at this. 697 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:11,141 [dramatic music] 698 00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:24,198 - It's really weird, what are those guys doing? 699 00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:25,895 - [Guy With Mask] Hey cheerleaders! 700 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:27,245 - They saw us. 701 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:28,507 [dramatic music] 702 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,464 - [Cowboy] We'll get 'em later. 703 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:43,783 [tires screeching] 704 00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:49,528 [upbeat music] 705 00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:25,651 - [Axel] Attention Camp Cheer finalists, just want 706 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,305 to make a little announcement here. 707 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,090 I've been notified by my good buddy, 708 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,266 Police Captain Flores about a break-in 709 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,486 at a government facility down the road. 710 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,749 - There's a government facility around here? 711 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,272 - There's government facilities everywhere. 712 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,579 There's one around here that does defense satellites. 713 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,016 - [Lana] That sounds very significant. 714 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,105 - [Axel] Police are investigating 715 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:47,281 and they think the culprits are still in the area. 716 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:49,414 - Should we be scared? 717 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:52,765 - Tough girls like you, what do you have to be scared of? 718 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,636 - [Axel] I'm sure there's no immediate danger, 719 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,160 but it would probably be a good idea to make 720 00:38:57,291 --> 00:39:00,033 sure your cars are locked and your eyes are open. 721 00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:03,166 - [Lana] Should we be scared? 722 00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:06,648 - If you see something, say something and let me know. 723 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:09,434 [dramatic music] 724 00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:11,827 I'm around if anyone needs me. 725 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,656 [dramatic music] 726 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:22,534 [upbeat music] 727 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,842 - [Man In Black] Watch it. 728 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:28,496 - [Man In Gray] It's heavier than I thought it was. 729 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:31,064 [upbeat music] 730 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,944 - [Man In Black] All right, here we go. 731 00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:44,469 [rug thudding] 732 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:47,080 [upbeat music] 733 00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:09,885 [tools whirring] [upbeat music] 734 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:27,729 - Mr. Axel. 735 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:30,428 [tools whirring] 736 00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:36,521 - Just Axel, what's going on? 737 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,436 - There were these two guys in the alley 738 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,394 and they buried something, they had a white van. 739 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:42,918 - Calm down, let's just go check it out 740 00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,180 and see what we're dealing, okay, come on. 741 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:46,748 [upbeat music] 742 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,453 Hey Miss, don't go in there. 743 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,280 That's not a good exit, Miss! 744 00:40:57,411 --> 00:41:02,068 [upbeat music] [Lana screaming] 745 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,375 - Why, why, why! 746 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,470 It said exit, it said exit! 747 00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:16,909 - [Axel] Hmm. 748 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,651 [dramatic music] 749 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:24,960 [Lana screaming] 750 00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:27,528 [upbeat music] 751 00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,792 Look, y'all just stay here okay. 752 00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,402 - They hid it under that piece of wood. 753 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,970 [upbeat music] 754 00:41:50,116 --> 00:41:52,684 [Axel whistling] 755 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,513 - Um, is this what you saw? 756 00:41:57,340 --> 00:42:00,387 All right, look let's just go and keep this safe. 757 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,693 Let's head on back. 758 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:04,260 [upbeat music] 759 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,712 [dramatic music] 760 00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,679 [upbeat music] 761 00:43:15,070 --> 00:43:16,332 - They're so sloppy, with their 762 00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:18,204 routine like that, they'll never win. 763 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:19,814 - Not against us. 764 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:21,773 - She can't even do a cartwheel right. 765 00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:24,819 - See that girl right there, thunder thighs. 766 00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:26,821 - [Andrea] See that one, daddy long legs. 767 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:28,736 - You guys are so mean. 768 00:43:28,867 --> 00:43:30,782 - [Girls] Truth hurts. 769 00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:33,741 - See her hair, totally fake. 770 00:43:33,872 --> 00:43:35,917 - [Michelle] Fake hair, fake personality. 771 00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:38,398 - See their outfits, awful. 772 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:40,313 - [cheerleader speaking faintly] 773 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:41,619 - Those colors don't even match. 774 00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:46,624 - It's so bad, let's just go downstairs. 775 00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:49,191 [upbeat music] 776 00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,256 Point your toes. 777 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:11,387 Go, go, go. 778 00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:13,999 [upbeat music] 779 00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,486 Balance ladies, balance, balance. 780 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:26,098 [upbeat music] 781 00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:29,797 Balance. 782 00:44:29,928 --> 00:44:31,625 [upbeat music] 783 00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:32,495 Do it. 784 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:35,063 [upbeat music] 785 00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:41,635 [dramatic music] 786 00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:58,173 [man groaning] 787 00:45:01,611 --> 00:45:02,264 - Fucking cheerleaders. 788 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:06,051 [dramatic music] 789 00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,013 [man groaning] 790 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:20,195 [man laughing] 791 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:21,022 What is this? 792 00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:22,197 A pom-pom. 793 00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:24,939 [dramatic music] 794 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:30,858 [man laughing] 795 00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:33,905 [dramatic music] 796 00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:34,775 Girls, so you want to play. 797 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,606 We'll play. 798 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,261 [phone ringing] 799 00:45:50,835 --> 00:45:52,184 Hey. 800 00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:53,968 - Yeah just checking on your last gig. 801 00:45:54,099 --> 00:45:57,667 Yes, the insurance company was very generous. 802 00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:58,973 - [Thug] Yeah. 803 00:45:59,104 --> 00:46:00,496 - You've got it under control right? 804 00:46:00,627 --> 00:46:01,454 - [Thug] Everything's good. 805 00:46:01,584 --> 00:46:02,760 - You got it handled. 806 00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:03,761 - [Thug] There's a small bump in the road. 807 00:46:03,891 --> 00:46:05,197 - I've got to deliver on Sunday. 808 00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:06,720 - [Thug] Yeah, we got it. 809 00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,461 - I told you these guys are nuts. 810 00:46:08,591 --> 00:46:10,768 - [Thug] Got it under control, no problem. 811 00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:11,899 Okay. 812 00:46:13,031 --> 00:46:15,598 [dramatic music] 813 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:22,780 [laughing] 814 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:25,608 [dramatic music] 815 00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:33,094 I'll get you and your little dog too. 816 00:46:33,225 --> 00:46:35,793 [dramatic music] 817 00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:53,985 [upbeat music] 818 00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,648 - [Thug] Yeah boss, I got eyes on the place. 819 00:47:05,779 --> 00:47:08,216 [upbeat music] 820 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:14,919 It should be no problem at all. 821 00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:17,530 We got some cheerleaders and some camp manager. 822 00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,967 Some hillbilly hick looking type. 823 00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:22,448 A cowboy hat. 824 00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:28,802 We should make quick work of him. 825 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:31,544 [dramatic music] 826 00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:37,855 Yeah, no problem. 827 00:47:37,985 --> 00:47:40,596 [dramatic music] 828 00:47:43,643 --> 00:47:46,602 [dramatic music] 829 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,170 Yeah I see another cheerleader now. 830 00:47:49,301 --> 00:47:50,824 This place is gonna be easy to take down. 831 00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:53,000 [dramatic music] 832 00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:56,221 I think, I think she's eating a cucumber. 833 00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,876 [dramatic music] 834 00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:17,416 [wood thudding] [dramatic music] 835 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,559 [dramatic music] 836 00:48:34,433 --> 00:48:35,913 - Michelle come look at this. 837 00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:38,611 [dramatic music] 838 00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:42,745 - Oh come on. 839 00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:45,487 [dramatic music] 840 00:49:06,247 --> 00:49:08,684 Is that what a real lumber Jack looks like? 841 00:49:08,815 --> 00:49:11,470 [dramatic music] 842 00:49:25,266 --> 00:49:27,703 [dramatic music] [wood thudding] 843 00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,314 - We should go talk to him. 844 00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:32,056 [dramatic music] 845 00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:39,759 - [Thug] Oh okay, here's another one. 846 00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:41,456 I don't know what the hell she is doing though. 847 00:49:41,587 --> 00:49:44,242 [dramatic music] 848 00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,466 She's walking into the theater now. 849 00:49:51,597 --> 00:49:54,774 [dramatic music] 850 00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:56,689 And then she walked right out. 851 00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:58,952 I'm gonna go check the other side of the camp. 852 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:01,694 [dramatic music] 853 00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:29,939 - Hey come on. 854 00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:32,681 [dramatic music] 855 00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:04,599 - [Thug] That's the chick that was eating the cucumber. 856 00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:07,341 [dramatic music] 857 00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,953 Yeah boss, your plan is perfect. 858 00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:13,304 They're all gonna be inside at this 80s dance party. 859 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:16,742 - [Axel] How we looking? 860 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:19,614 [upbeat music] 861 00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:22,400 - That should be a fun time tonight. 862 00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:23,923 - Yeah I've never been to an 80s party before. 863 00:52:24,053 --> 00:52:26,230 - And that's it, that's all right. 864 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,927 Just like last year, they'll come. 865 00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:30,495 [upbeat music] 866 00:52:35,326 --> 00:52:38,633 ♪ Baby, please be my baby 867 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,160 - I'm looking forward to it. 868 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:46,250 - Yeah, let's get in there, I'm excited. 869 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,903 - Boys, boys, come on, come on, let's go. 870 00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:49,166 The party's starting, let's go. 871 00:52:49,296 --> 00:52:51,777 [upbeat music] 872 00:52:53,866 --> 00:52:57,870 ♪ This dance and late at night 873 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,221 ♪ I want to feel your body 874 00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:39,694 ♪ I'm gonna flood you in 875 00:53:39,825 --> 00:53:40,782 - [Axel] You coming? 876 00:53:40,913 --> 00:53:41,696 You coming, all right. 877 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:44,264 [upbeat music] 878 00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:56,189 [dramatic music] 879 00:54:22,911 --> 00:54:25,044 - All right guys, grab a mask. 880 00:54:25,174 --> 00:54:28,613 Put one on. 881 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,136 - [Thug] All right, what we got? 882 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,617 - Let's go, grab a mask, let's go. 883 00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:33,879 - Oh that's a good one bro. 884 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:36,795 - What is this, why I got to wear this? 885 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:38,187 - [Driver] Put it on! 886 00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:39,319 - [Thug] I look like a girl with this thing on. 887 00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:40,929 - [Driver] Fine don't wear one then. 888 00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:42,104 - [Thug] I got to wear it, they can't see my face. 889 00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:44,324 - [Driver] Let's go move it, out, out! 890 00:54:49,895 --> 00:54:52,332 [upbeat music] 891 00:55:02,473 --> 00:55:05,258 - [Axel] Hey y'all, this is a party. 892 00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:06,694 Now I know we only got a couple people 893 00:55:06,825 --> 00:55:08,479 here yet, but they're coming. 894 00:55:08,609 --> 00:55:11,482 So get up, let's get down here, and let's party! 895 00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:13,658 Turn the music up. 896 00:55:13,788 --> 00:55:16,182 [upbeat music] 897 00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:24,669 [upbeat music] [girls laughing] 898 00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:40,946 ♪ Oh baby 899 00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:47,909 ♪ You make me come alive 900 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:53,524 ♪ Oh make me, you make me come alive ♪ 901 00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:56,744 ♪ You make me, you make me, you make me ♪ 902 00:55:56,875 --> 00:56:01,532 ♪ You make me come alive 903 00:56:05,536 --> 00:56:08,626 ♪ I see you across the floor 904 00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:11,933 ♪ Our eyes meet and then there's more ♪ 905 00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:15,415 ♪ A feeling takes control 906 00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:18,984 ♪ You've got my soul alive 907 00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:26,470 - [Driver] Come on guys, move it! 908 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,647 ♪ My body, it starts to shake 909 00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:33,215 ♪ My heart pounds for goodness sake ♪ 910 00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:36,567 ♪ My temperature was up and down ♪ 911 00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:40,484 ♪ And my head is spinning round and round ♪ 912 00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,704 ♪ I'm floating up near the sky 913 00:56:43,835 --> 00:56:46,446 ♪ I'll tell you why 914 00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:51,277 ♪ You make me come alive [dog barking] 915 00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:56,282 ♪ Oh make me, you make me come alive ♪ 916 00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:59,851 ♪ You make me, you make me, you make me, ♪ 917 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:04,725 ♪ You make me come alive 918 00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:08,250 ♪ I feel like I'm hypnotized 919 00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:11,645 ♪ But I've never felt so alive 920 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:15,040 ♪ The music it starts to pound 921 00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:18,347 ♪ And the room is moving up down ♪ 922 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:22,003 ♪ I'm flying to the mile high 923 00:57:22,134 --> 00:57:24,702 ♪ And I'll tell you why 924 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:29,576 ♪ You make me come alive 925 00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:34,451 ♪ Oh make me, you make me come alive ♪ 926 00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:41,893 ♪ You make me, you make me, you make me come alive ♪ 927 00:57:44,373 --> 00:57:48,465 ♪ Oh make me, you make me come alive ♪ 928 00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:49,857 - That was so much fun. 929 00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:51,859 I haven't danced like that in a while. 930 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:54,166 I'm gonna go get something out of my car. 931 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:55,733 - All right, I'm gonna go check on Theo, I'll be right back. 932 00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:58,475 [dramatic music] 933 00:58:02,087 --> 00:58:04,524 [upbeat music] 934 00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:10,965 [dramatic music] 935 00:58:11,096 --> 00:58:11,923 [Michelle screaming] 936 00:58:12,053 --> 00:58:14,665 [dramatic music] 937 00:58:22,934 --> 00:58:23,674 - [Michelle] Theo. 938 00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:26,459 [dramatic music] 939 00:58:29,244 --> 00:58:30,724 Axel, Axel, they took Theo! 940 00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:32,378 They took Theo! 941 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,206 - Girls, what's going on? 942 00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:37,557 - Please help, we shouldn't have taken their stuff. 943 00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:39,211 - They left a ransom note. 944 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:42,736 [Michelle sobbing] 945 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:47,524 - [Axel] Trade dog for our stuff, 5:30 tomorrow, here. 946 00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:51,353 Poor little guy. 947 00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:53,007 [Michelle sobbing] 948 00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:56,358 - All right look, listen, listen, come here, come here. 949 00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:59,318 Listen, we're gonna get Theo back I promise okay. 950 00:58:59,448 --> 00:59:00,449 - [Michelle] Okay. 951 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,842 - What I need you guys to do is, 952 00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:03,496 I need you to go back to your room right now 953 00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:06,020 and I'm gonna try to work on a plan. 954 00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:07,195 - Okay. 955 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:08,370 - [Axel] All right. 956 00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:09,328 - At least we know he's gonna be 957 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,242 okay until tomorrow all right. 958 00:59:10,372 --> 00:59:11,809 [Michelle sobbing] 959 00:59:11,939 --> 00:59:12,810 - [Axel] Really? 960 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:14,202 - How could you be so heartless. 961 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:17,205 [Michelle sobbing] 962 00:59:17,336 --> 00:59:19,860 - All right girls, girls go back to y'alls rooms okay. 963 00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:22,559 I'm gonna come up with a plan and we're 964 00:59:22,689 --> 00:59:24,517 gonna get Theo back, all right? 965 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:27,433 [Michelle sobbing] 966 00:59:28,695 --> 00:59:31,306 [dramatic music] 967 00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:43,101 [dramatic music] 968 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:47,932 This reminds me of that time I shot that groundhog. 969 00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:51,500 [dramatic music] 970 00:59:51,631 --> 00:59:52,371 Yeah. 971 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:55,113 [dramatic music] 972 00:59:56,810 --> 00:59:57,594 I got it. 973 00:59:57,724 --> 00:59:59,552 [dramatic music] 974 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:02,120 [upbeat music] 975 01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:26,971 [door creaking] 976 01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:28,929 - [Pamela] Axel has a plan okay. 977 01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,235 Are you okay? 978 01:00:30,365 --> 01:00:32,063 - No, leave me alone. 979 01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:34,631 [upbeat music] 980 01:00:37,024 --> 01:00:38,156 I can't believe he's gone. 981 01:00:38,286 --> 01:00:39,461 - [Andrea] He's not gone. 982 01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:43,204 - Should have never come here. 983 01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:44,728 Should have never brought Theo. 984 01:00:44,858 --> 01:00:47,469 [dramatic music] 985 01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:51,604 [girls yelling] 986 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,345 - [Girls] Oh! 987 01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:58,002 - [Lana] Mr. Johnson told me to use this shower 988 01:00:58,132 --> 01:01:00,047 because mine was out of order. 989 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,746 Are you guys okay? 990 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:07,315 What's the matter, what happened? 991 01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,013 - They took Theo. 992 01:01:09,143 --> 01:01:10,623 - They took your dog? 993 01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:11,842 Who would do that? 994 01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,060 - They want an exchange. 995 01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:17,543 - We were sunbathing when we saw these guys in the alley, 996 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,850 and then they hid something, and then they saw us, 997 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:22,243 and then we went told Axel, and then we got it, 998 01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:24,463 and then they took Theo, and now he's gone. 999 01:01:24,593 --> 01:01:26,378 - What you gonna do? 1000 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:29,250 - Axel has a plan, it's just no particular one. 1001 01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,644 [dramatic music] 1002 01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:33,167 - Well I will help you. 1003 01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:36,170 Let me take this off my face 1004 01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:37,432 and I'm gonna talk to you. 1005 01:01:40,218 --> 01:01:42,046 We'll get your dog. 1006 01:01:42,176 --> 01:01:44,788 [dramatic music] 1007 01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:52,578 - I got it. 1008 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:53,710 - [Andrea] You know what, I want to take a chainsaw 1009 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,234 to those guys that took Theo. 1010 01:01:56,364 --> 01:01:57,539 - [Pamela] I don't blame you, 1011 01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:58,540 but violence is never the answer. 1012 01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:00,107 - Guys. 1013 01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,543 - [Pamela] Okay look, Theo wouldn't 1014 01:02:01,674 --> 01:02:03,284 want us laying around crying right? 1015 01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:06,244 - Right, he's strong and so are we. 1016 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,159 - Hey so we got this, let's do it. 1017 01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:09,073 - Come on. 1018 01:02:09,203 --> 01:02:11,466 [upbeat music] 1019 01:02:18,778 --> 01:02:20,432 [dramatic music] 1020 01:02:20,562 --> 01:02:21,999 - Thanks for coming girls. 1021 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:26,394 Now, this is our camp and we're 1022 01:02:26,525 --> 01:02:27,961 gonna get Mr. Theo back, I promise. 1023 01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:30,137 And here's how. 1024 01:02:31,965 --> 01:02:34,185 By a show of hands, how many of you been groundhog hunting? 1025 01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:36,753 [upbeat music] 1026 01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:40,800 All right better question, how many 1027 01:02:40,931 --> 01:02:42,323 of y'all know what a ground hog is? 1028 01:02:42,454 --> 01:02:44,935 [upbeat music] 1029 01:02:47,154 --> 01:02:51,724 Just, just know basically the point is you got 1030 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:54,335 to get there before the groundhog, and you got to be ready. 1031 01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:57,817 Now this plan that I have come up with 1032 01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:01,734 has a job for each of you, okay? 1033 01:03:02,866 --> 01:03:03,736 Here's what's going down. 1034 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,478 [dramatic music] 1035 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:11,483 Everything was checked and double checked. 1036 01:03:11,613 --> 01:03:13,920 I've dealt with low lives before and I knew 1037 01:03:14,051 --> 01:03:16,662 I had to come up with something they wouldn't expect. 1038 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,230 They didn't know who they were dealing with. 1039 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,275 Axel Johnson, the fourth. 1040 01:03:24,365 --> 01:03:26,106 Tension in the air was so thick, 1041 01:03:26,237 --> 01:03:28,326 even the dogs were getting antsy. 1042 01:03:28,456 --> 01:03:30,502 Just like I told the girls about the groundhogs, 1043 01:03:30,632 --> 01:03:32,634 I knew they'd be coming early. 1044 01:03:32,765 --> 01:03:37,378 AJ had been out front all morning watching, just in case. 1045 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:40,164 I had set up the meeting to our advantage. 1046 01:03:40,294 --> 01:03:42,427 The girls were ready and waiting at strategic points. 1047 01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:45,125 Pamela was supposed to be on the gate, 1048 01:03:45,256 --> 01:03:47,693 Andrea was in the palm fronds, and that 1049 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,739 Yugoslavia cheerleader was in the other palm fronds. 1050 01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:53,742 Even one of those promoters was standing by. 1051 01:03:53,873 --> 01:03:56,093 He was itching to tag on it. 1052 01:03:56,223 --> 01:03:57,616 I'd managed to get the place pretty much 1053 01:03:57,746 --> 01:03:59,574 emptied out to minimize any collateral damage. 1054 01:03:59,705 --> 01:04:01,881 [dramatic music] 1055 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:05,189 Attention all Camp Cheer finalists, the hospitality 1056 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:08,061 suite has been set up for you at the high school. 1057 01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:10,847 We hope you all have a good time exploring our town. 1058 01:04:10,977 --> 01:04:12,718 [dramatic music] 1059 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,851 Remember you don't have to be back until dark. 1060 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:18,071 Anyway, I was ready. 1061 01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,421 The final cars were leaving. 1062 01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:25,209 I can, I can feel 'em. 1063 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:33,130 - All right guys, here's the plan. 1064 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:34,174 We're gonna double cross them. 1065 01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:35,828 - What do you mean? 1066 01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:38,222 - We told them 5:30 arrival, let's get there at 3:30. 1067 01:04:38,352 --> 01:04:40,789 You know what scratch that, make it three o'clock. 1068 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:41,921 - Okay. [phone ringing] 1069 01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:44,141 - Give me one second. 1070 01:04:44,271 --> 01:04:45,707 Yeah. 1071 01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:49,015 - They're gone, all right great thanks. 1072 01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:50,756 - Who was that? 1073 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,627 - That was Nick and Vic, I had them early doing a stakeout. 1074 01:04:52,758 --> 01:04:53,846 We're gonna go in and out real quick. 1075 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:56,196 All right got it, let's go. 1076 01:04:56,327 --> 01:05:00,984 Let's go, let's go right now, let's do this. 1077 01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,073 - [Axel] We got this, everybody just stay 1078 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,989 calm and stick to the plan. 1079 01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:09,731 [dramatic music] 1080 01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:11,995 Since AJ was mayor, he done had two kids 1081 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:16,129 and had been baiting a previous altercation, 1082 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,436 I decided to send him out to cover the back gate. 1083 01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:20,742 Just stay on your toes. 1084 01:05:20,873 --> 01:05:23,571 [dramatic music] 1085 01:05:30,578 --> 01:05:33,886 Our resident lumberjack, Easel Johnson, no relation, 1086 01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:36,454 had volunteered to be bait, you know to let them 1087 01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:39,022 think they had the upper hand. 1088 01:05:39,152 --> 01:05:40,937 Actually, we figured there were gonna try 1089 01:05:41,067 --> 01:05:44,331 to knock him out, so he kind of 1090 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:47,552 volunteered to be more of a pinata. 1091 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:51,425 We were all waiting for them, 1092 01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,210 and we had a few surprises of our own. 1093 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,473 Any minute now. 1094 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,652 I got 'em. 1095 01:06:00,782 --> 01:06:05,352 Everyone get ready, looks like the party's about to begin. 1096 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:08,268 [dramatic music] 1097 01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:13,970 - [Pamela] They just passed checkpoint A. 1098 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:17,712 - [Axel] Copy, now real quick sneak back 1099 01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:20,802 into stage one the back way. 1100 01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:23,631 [dramatic music] 1101 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,592 - They just passed point B. 1102 01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:30,377 - [Axel] Copy, meet up with Michelle, 1103 01:06:30,508 --> 01:06:31,988 and get ready to take these guys down. 1104 01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:34,729 [dramatic music] 1105 01:06:40,735 --> 01:06:42,563 You have to press the button and let it go. 1106 01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:43,477 [radio static] 1107 01:06:43,608 --> 01:06:45,044 No don't press it again. 1108 01:06:45,175 --> 01:06:48,178 No okay, I know it's confusing Lana. 1109 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,831 [speaking foreign language] 1110 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:53,357 Lana, Lana, okay Jacob do your thing. 1111 01:06:53,487 --> 01:06:55,837 [dramatic music] 1112 01:06:55,968 --> 01:06:56,795 - [Jacob] Yeah I see 'em, I'm 1113 01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:58,449 moving to stage one as per plan. 1114 01:06:58,579 --> 01:07:00,103 [dramatic music] 1115 01:07:00,233 --> 01:07:02,496 - [Axel] Copy and get ready to take these guys down. 1116 01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,194 - [Jacob] Gotcha. 1117 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,978 - [Axel] Get ready Diesel, they're right behind you. 1118 01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:08,720 [dramatic music] 1119 01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:13,377 You're ready. 1120 01:07:13,507 --> 01:07:14,856 [metal clanking] 1121 01:07:14,987 --> 01:07:16,206 [dramatic music] 1122 01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:17,685 See a pinata. 1123 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:20,427 [dramatic music] 1124 01:07:25,824 --> 01:07:28,305 [upbeat music] 1125 01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:57,769 - Where's Theo? 1126 01:07:57,899 --> 01:07:59,684 - Shh, I'm talking to you, you little cheerleader. 1127 01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:01,033 Who are you? 1128 01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:03,035 - Axel Johnson, I'm the manager here. 1129 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,081 - Well Axel Johnson, is that for me? 1130 01:08:05,211 --> 01:08:07,561 - Well that depends, you got the dog? 1131 01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:09,694 - Yeah I got the dog, he's outside. 1132 01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:10,651 I got proof of life. 1133 01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:15,569 - Theo. 1134 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:18,355 [dramatic music] 1135 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,619 - Where I come from, we don't treat 1136 01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:22,837 pretty little ladies like this. 1137 01:08:22,968 --> 01:08:23,925 - I don't care where you come from, 1138 01:08:24,056 --> 01:08:25,449 just give me the stuff I want. 1139 01:08:25,579 --> 01:08:27,190 [dramatic music] 1140 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,974 - Here's your schematics, take it 1141 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:29,931 and get the hell out of here. 1142 01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:32,760 [dramatic music] 1143 01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:35,589 - It's all in here. 1144 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,070 [dramatic music] 1145 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:38,940 All there. 1146 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:39,767 - [Axel] Yeah. 1147 01:08:39,898 --> 01:08:41,247 [dramatic music] 1148 01:08:41,378 --> 01:08:42,030 - [Thug] Come here, come here you. 1149 01:08:42,161 --> 01:08:44,642 [upbeat music] 1150 01:08:57,089 --> 01:08:59,526 [man groaning] 1151 01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:06,142 [man groaning] [Lana screaming] 1152 01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:10,842 [upbeat music] 1153 01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:18,066 [fists thudding] [upbeat music] 1154 01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:24,247 [upbeat music] [man groaning] 1155 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:30,514 [upbeat music] [fists thudding] 1156 01:09:30,644 --> 01:09:33,081 [upbeat music] 1157 01:09:43,788 --> 01:09:45,093 [man groaning] 1158 01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:46,834 [upbeat music] 1159 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,575 - Na, na, na, na, na. 1160 01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:49,663 I'm right here. 1161 01:09:49,794 --> 01:09:51,839 [body thudding] 1162 01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:53,928 [upbeat music] 1163 01:09:54,059 --> 01:09:56,757 [motors rumbling] 1164 01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:02,546 - [Both] Let's do this. 1165 01:10:02,676 --> 01:10:05,201 [upbeat music] 1166 01:10:07,725 --> 01:10:12,469 [motors rumbling] [upbeat music] 1167 01:11:08,089 --> 01:11:12,877 [rocks rumbling] [man groaning] 1168 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:14,182 [upbeat music] 1169 01:11:14,313 --> 01:11:16,881 [stone crashing] 1170 01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:18,274 - [Thug] This is bull crap man, 1171 01:11:18,404 --> 01:11:19,057 let's get the stuff and get out of here. 1172 01:11:19,187 --> 01:11:19,971 - [Thug] Put the mask on. 1173 01:11:20,101 --> 01:11:21,015 - [Thug] I hate this mask. 1174 01:11:21,146 --> 01:11:25,803 [upbeat music] [man groaning] 1175 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:38,729 [stone crashing] 1176 01:11:38,859 --> 01:11:41,297 [upbeat music] 1177 01:11:44,430 --> 01:11:46,911 [upbeat music] 1178 01:11:49,348 --> 01:11:50,741 - [Axel] All wrapped up here officer. 1179 01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,133 - [Officer] All right, let's go you pinheads. 1180 01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:54,135 [upbeat music] 1181 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:55,311 Nice job everyone. 1182 01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:57,313 [upbeat music] 1183 01:11:57,443 --> 01:12:01,665 - Hey boys, when you get downtown, say hey to Big D for me. 1184 01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:04,494 [upbeat music] 1185 01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:08,715 The authorities showed up quickly. 1186 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:11,762 Things started moving fast after 1187 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,154 the police took those pinheads away. 1188 01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:15,766 [upbeat music] 1189 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,464 Turns out they were working for 1190 01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:20,640 a slimy lawyer with government credentials. 1191 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,338 He was trying to make a quick buck 1192 01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:25,906 selling satellite schematics to some shady foreign types. 1193 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:27,865 - Look, they had the schematics 1194 01:12:27,995 --> 01:12:29,475 on them when they were picked up. 1195 01:12:29,606 --> 01:12:31,869 Mental giants, didn't want to take this job. 1196 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:34,872 Is that a threat? 1197 01:12:37,048 --> 01:12:38,876 Yeah, I don't like your tone of your voice. 1198 01:12:40,312 --> 01:12:42,314 What do you mean you know where my family is? 1199 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,361 You don't even know where you wife is. 1200 01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:47,754 - [Axel] Oddly he disappeared and he was 1201 01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:50,017 never seen or heard from again. 1202 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,544 But the plot was foiled, and actually 1203 01:12:54,674 --> 01:12:55,675 it was a pretty big deal. 1204 01:12:57,329 --> 01:12:59,853 Meanwhile, as you may have guessed, 1205 01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:02,203 the girls went on to win the finals. 1206 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:03,944 Big celebration. 1207 01:13:05,946 --> 01:13:08,079 But, that was just the beginning. 1208 01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:11,430 When news of what happened got out, 1209 01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:13,998 and with an election coming up, 1210 01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:17,131 the mayor and the local politicos all joined in. 1211 01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:22,920 We all become well I'll just say it, celebrities. 1212 01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:29,187 And Ms. Pamela and Ms. Andrea, were awarded 1213 01:13:29,317 --> 01:13:32,190 scholarships, went to NYU and then 1214 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,410 were recruited into Homeland Security right away. 1215 01:13:36,194 --> 01:13:39,110 Ms. Michelle, followed her dream and used her scholarship 1216 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:43,506 to become a successful veterinarian up in Santa Barbara. 1217 01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:46,465 She's a top dog in the state's animal rights campaign. 1218 01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:52,079 The Yugoslavian chick, well she went back to Yugoslavia. 1219 01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:54,778 From what she said I guess it's down right beautiful there. 1220 01:13:55,909 --> 01:13:57,737 When there's not war going on. 1221 01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:01,306 I think it's called Bosnia now. 1222 01:14:04,091 --> 01:14:08,748 And me, my vast experience and expertise in construction 1223 01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:12,448 and my national leadership abilities really paid off, 1224 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,451 and I started moving up in the world. 1225 01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,714 Axel Johnson's Guide To Fixin' And Flippin' Real Estate 1226 01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:20,281 has become somewhat of a hit TV show, 1227 01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:22,022 which can be seen every night on cable. 1228 01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,948 The house is no longer there. 1229 01:14:36,297 --> 01:14:38,212 But my student turned a profit. 1230 01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:41,041 There's more than one way to skin 1231 01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:42,173 a cat in the real estate biz. 1232 01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:45,785 [blocks crashing] 1233 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,353 [upbeat music] 1234 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:53,445 Hi, I'm Axel Johnson, and the next 30 minutes 1235 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:56,230 you will learn how to make big money 1236 01:14:56,361 --> 01:14:59,277 for yourself, instead of your boss. 1237 01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:02,149 Live the life you always dreamed of. 1238 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,891 You will get my personal insight into making 1239 01:15:05,022 --> 01:15:09,635 significant profit potential with minimal downside risks. 1240 01:15:10,854 --> 01:15:13,596 Sit back, kick your shoes off, 1241 01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,772 and let me paint you a picture. 1242 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:21,952 Change your future, nation wide resources available. 1243 01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:23,431 Okay. 1244 01:15:23,562 --> 01:15:24,824 Just come to my free five and a half hour 1245 01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:27,523 presentation at the luxurious Shangri-La motel, 1246 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:30,308 multipurpose complex, cocktail bar 1247 01:15:30,438 --> 01:15:34,660 and lounge and ballroom, just off state route 69. 1248 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:36,096 I love that place. 1249 01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:38,185 Free box lunch included. 1250 01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:39,012 It's chicken. 1251 01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:43,800 And learn my unique system in 1252 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:45,845 creating wealth in real estate. 1253 01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:48,065 Whether you want to buy one house a year 1254 01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:51,547 or one house a week, let me show you the opportunities. 1255 01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:56,073 I will teach you how to identify a property, 1256 01:15:57,161 --> 01:15:59,119 gauge it's fixing expenses, 1257 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:04,734 and I'll even tell you how long it will take it to flip. 1258 01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:07,388 Then if I like the deal, I may even 1259 01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:11,349 assist you in getting bridge financing. 1260 01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:16,136 Call and register for your guaranteed personal reservation. 1261 01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,921 Seats are extremely limited. 1262 01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:20,227 [upbeat music] 1263 01:16:20,358 --> 01:16:23,013 [girls laughing] 1264 01:16:49,735 --> 01:16:54,610 ♪ Oh baby 1265 01:16:56,829 --> 01:17:01,573 ♪ You make me come alive 1266 01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:07,013 ♪ Oh make me, you make me come alive ♪ 1267 01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:10,408 ♪ You make me, you make me, you make me ♪ 1268 01:17:10,538 --> 01:17:12,062 ♪ You make me come alive 1269 01:17:12,192 --> 01:17:13,454 - [Pamela] Look a kumquat tree. 1270 01:17:13,585 --> 01:17:15,456 - [Michelle] Kumquat, what's a kumquat, 1271 01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:16,893 you're making that up. 1272 01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:18,721 - [Andrea] Oh kumquats, we've had those before. 1273 01:17:18,851 --> 01:17:19,678 You eat 'em skin and all. 1274 01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:22,289 ♪ I see you across the floor 1275 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:25,684 ♪ Our eyes meet and then there's more ♪ 1276 01:17:25,815 --> 01:17:29,166 ♪ A feeling takes control 1277 01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:32,648 ♪ You've got my soul alive 1278 01:17:40,177 --> 01:17:43,441 ♪ My body starts to shake 1279 01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:46,923 ♪ My heart pounds for goodness sake ♪ 1280 01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:50,317 ♪ My temples was up and down 1281 01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:54,191 ♪ And my head is spinning round and round ♪ 1282 01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:57,368 ♪ I'm floating way up the sky 1283 01:17:57,498 --> 01:17:59,892 ♪ And I tell you why 1284 01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:00,893 ♪ You make me come alive 1285 01:18:01,024 --> 01:18:02,373 - Oh I just got to get my hat. 1286 01:18:05,463 --> 01:18:09,597 ♪ Oh make me, you make me come alive ♪ 1287 01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:17,301 - I'm let you in on a little confidential information. 1288 01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,914 Before we separated ways, Homeland Security 1289 01:18:22,045 --> 01:18:24,264 brought us in on a couple of investigations. 1290 01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:26,440 They thought our talents could be of use. 1291 01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:31,097 Sort of a modern day Charlie's Angels. 1292 01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,842 You have a couple of hours, grab 1293 01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:38,844 a glass of your favorite beverage. 1294 01:18:38,975 --> 01:18:40,933 You should already have your shoes off. 1295 01:18:41,064 --> 01:18:43,501 And cozy up, you're in for a treat. 1296 01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:51,639 This was a weird case. 1297 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,904 There's no motive, no weapon, 1298 01:18:55,034 --> 01:18:57,820 no witnesses, except for the dog. 1299 01:19:00,170 --> 01:19:01,388 When the police finally arrived, they 1300 01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:03,826 just tried to knock the door down. 1301 01:19:03,956 --> 01:19:05,392 That's when I started to thinking, 1302 01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:07,655 perfect job for the girls. 1303 01:19:09,092 --> 01:19:11,877 Ms. Michelle hit the roof, squeezed through 1304 01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:15,489 a 12 inch pipe for the AC, I have no idea how. 1305 01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:20,320 Don't care, Ms. Andrea, hit the tunnels. 1306 01:19:21,844 --> 01:19:23,628 Came up from underneath the building. 1307 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,065 Ms. Pamela repelled down the side, 1308 01:19:26,196 --> 01:19:30,243 cut a hole in the glass and that's that. 1309 01:19:30,374 --> 01:19:33,203 What no one realized this entire time was there's 1310 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,162 a dog tied to the bike rack 15 feet from the door. 1311 01:19:36,293 --> 01:19:40,819 So, I called the best pet psychic detective in the state. 1312 01:19:40,950 --> 01:19:43,953 Took about 15 minutes to get there from helicopter. 1313 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,303 That give the girls just plenty of time to get in place. 1314 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:49,393 When she arrived, took her about a minute or two 1315 01:19:49,523 --> 01:19:52,352 to squeeze that information out of the chihuahua. 1316 01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:55,094 A slight communication barrier 'cause it only spoke Spanish. 1317 01:19:55,225 --> 01:19:59,490 But once we got the information the girls were ready. 1318 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:04,147 Broke into the building and rescued the hostage. 1319 01:20:04,277 --> 01:20:06,802 [upbeat music] 86993