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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,292 --> 00:00:03,132 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:06,512 (SONG BEGINS) One, two, three, four Who's that knocking at my door? 3 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:09,762 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:13,097 Nine, ten, 11, 12 Got a secret I can't tell 5 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,773 Flap your fins, flip your tail 6 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,482 School's out, ring the bell 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,982 La, la, la, la 8 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,898 Ooh 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,360 La, la, la, la 10 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,150 Ooh 12 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,985 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,823 One, two, three, four Who's that knocking at my door? 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,083 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 15 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:39,583 Nine, ten, 11, 12 Got a secret I can’t tell 16 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,328 Flap your fins, flip your tail 17 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,918 School's out, ring the bell 18 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,799 (MUSIC PLAYING) 19 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,938 OSCAR: Once upon a time, 20 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:04,403 there was a realm of magic filled with the laughter 21 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:05,903 -of leprechauns. -(LEPRECHAUNS LAUGHING) 22 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:09,194 OSCAR: And everyone knows that when leprechauns laugh they don't get gas, 23 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,068 -they get rainbows. -LEPRECHAUN: Whee! 24 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:15,238 OSCAR: And at the end of each rainbow is a pot of gold. 25 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,450 -(STORM RUMBLING) -OSCAR: But then, one day, 26 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:20,251 a great darkness came out of the North. 27 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,962 The darkness was caused 28 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,377 -by the evil Lord Clamongous... -(CLAMONGOUS GROWLS) 29 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:25,998 OSCAR: ...who, one by one, 30 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:30,009 captured the leprechauns and imprisoned them in his lair. 31 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,299 (LOCK RATTLES) 32 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,392 OSCAR: Without the leprechauns, there was no gold, 33 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,513 and the land was plunged into a state of anarchy. 34 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,681 (YELPING) 35 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,354 No one could find the leprechauns 36 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,229 but two brave heroes were chosen to fight the evil 37 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,067 and restore peace to the tanks. 38 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,566 Guys! Guys! I just heard Koi accidentally sat on Finberley. 39 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,526 Those two, hilarious. Hey, what're you guys doing? 40 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,235 We're playing Mazes and Magic. 41 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,987 It's a fantasy game where you get to do quests and stuff. 42 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,290 I make up the story and play all the monsters. 43 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:04,884 And Albert and I are the heroes. I have a mighty warrior battle cry! 44 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,042 (SHOUTS, COUGHS) 45 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,089 And I can shoot wizard missiles from my fins. 46 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:13,255 Pew pew! Pew pew! They're invisible. 47 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,847 -Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... Can I play? -You need to make a character. 48 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,850 Hmm... Oh! I wanna be a bunny! 49 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,228 Uh. That's kind of an unorthodox choice. 50 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,516 Well, I'm kind of an unorthodox dude. 51 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,398 Milo, I love bunnies more than anyone. I mean, look at my underwear. 52 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,276 (SINGING IN JAPANESE) Watashi ga bunny usagi desu yo 53 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,445 Bunnies are super cute and cuddly 54 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:38,624 and make your heart fill with happiness. They don't belong on the battlefield. 55 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,080 That is discrimination! 56 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:43,333 This is a fantasy game and my fantasy is to be a bunny! 57 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,289 Guys, there's nothing in the rule book that says he can't be a bunny. 58 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,094 (SIGHS) Okay. 59 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,302 If we don't get to finish our quest because of you, 60 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:54,553 I'll... I'll probably just get really, really mad. 61 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,216 Guys, I promise I will not let you down! 62 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,807 OSCAR: A long time ago, when fish were men and men were dragons, 63 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,517 there was a dark and snowy hole. 64 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,105 Oh, wow! These Catacombs are huge! 65 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,651 (ECHOING) Huge... huge... 66 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,106 (CHUCKLES) There's an echo. Echo! 67 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,276 (ECHOING) Echo... 68 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,161 I wonder if you burp, does it echo too? 69 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,372 -(BURPS) -(BURP ECHOING) 70 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,083 -(WHOOPING) -(LAUGHING) 71 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,079 -ALBERT: Awesome! -JUMBO SHRIMP: Best burp echo ever! 72 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:27,371 Thank you, thank you very much. And now, I shall burp the alphabet! 73 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:32,668 (BURPS) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, 74 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:38,048 O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. 75 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,719 (BURPS) 76 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,926 Hmm, I'm surprised that we didn't hear any... 77 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,893 -(CLAMONGOUS ROARING) -(ALL SCREAM) 78 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:50,898 Roar! Roar! It is I, Lord Clamongous! 79 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,529 Who dares enter my lair? 80 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,362 He said, "Enter my lair." (CHUCKLES) 81 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,317 All right, back me up, dudes. I gots this! 82 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,658 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -What do you mean, back you up? 83 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,874 Yeah, you know, you guys just stand back there looking all tough as my posse, 84 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,622 and I'll go up in his face and be like, "You don't know me! 85 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,205 "You think you know me, but ho-ho-ho-ho, but you don't know me!" 86 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,174 Milo, that's not how you play. 87 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,174 It doesn't matter what you do, for as everyone knows, 88 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:18,434 the only thing that can defeat me is the Singing Sword of Flame! 89 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,179 I have snake heads for feet! 90 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,470 The roof is caving in! 91 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:26,638 Maybe we need somebody to raise the roof! Woot! Woot! Woot! 92 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:27,890 We must flee! 93 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,935 Well, at least we know now what we must do. 94 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,936 I hope it's lunch. I'm hungry. 95 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,278 Nay! We must find the Singing Sword of Flame. 96 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,945 Though I know not how. 97 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,778 Uh, here, let me try. 98 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,202 Oh, mighty plant. Speak to me, 99 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:48,908 for I have the power of the ancient druids. 100 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,710 (GROANS) It feels good to be a talking plant. 101 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,461 Now, how can I help you, mighty heroes? 102 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:56,921 Please, good sir, 103 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,928 we would like to know the location of the Singing Sword of Flame. 104 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,585 Well, the willows say that the sword 105 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:06,771 is still in the possession of its previous owner, the Zombie King. 106 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,022 But beware, 107 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,193 -for you are all in terrible danger... -(MILO CHOMPING) 108 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,975 What? I told you I was hungry. 109 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,777 Well, that's all right. None of us really wanted to survive anyway. 110 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,783 Come on, let's go find that Zombie King. 111 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,114 OSCAR: And they traveled across many lands. 112 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,948 And they traveled, and they traveled, and they traveled some more. 113 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,000 And, finally they arrived at the Zombie King's hut. 114 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,668 ALBERT: This looks like the place. 115 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,383 -I'll go knock. -Bunnies don't knock! 116 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,343 Bunnies knock if they want to knock. 117 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,093 Why not let someone like me handle it? 118 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:41,165 MILO: "Someone like you"? You mean a discriminator? 119 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,051 JUMBO SHRIMP: Stop saying I'm a discriminator! 120 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,506 MILO: You got a lot of bunny hate, that's all I'm saying. 121 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,255 Ah, adventurers, cool. 122 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,350 You guys are playing Mazes and Magic? 123 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,063 Me and the dudes played this back in the day. 124 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,765 They called me the Zombie King. 125 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,857 It's more of an honorary title, I think, because I fell asleep a lot. 126 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,533 Hey, is it cool if I join in? 127 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,702 I always keep a spare set of dice tucked under my tie. 128 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,069 Milo, what are you supposed to be? 129 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,119 -I, good sir, am a bunny. -You can't be a bunny, Milo. 130 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,084 You too, Mr. Baldwin? You too? 131 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,285 Look, I'm not trying to be all judgy, okay? 132 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:16,285 It's just, I've seen firsthand the horrors of pretend battle. 133 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,839 One day we were all on our way to fight Mag Magorawitz the Itchy. 134 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,085 He's like a level-88 boss, mind you. 135 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:26,336 Okay, is everyone ready for this fight? Dwight D. Eisenhower? 136 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,761 You have my muscles! 137 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,888 -Grover Cleveland? -You have my tongue. 138 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:35,313 -Franklin Delano Roosevelt? -You have my quack. 139 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,728 You a baby duck? You can't be a baby duck. 140 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,688 I'll be a baby duck if I wanna be a baby duck. 141 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,189 Guys, can we please just go fight the boss? 142 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,532 Franklin Delano Roosevelt, if you don't wanna play the game right, 143 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,740 you should go back and hang out with Betsy Ross! 144 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,042 Well, at least Betsy Ross doesn't judge me! 145 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,417 Does anyone want more pizza bits? They're hot! 146 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,293 Thank you, but no. I'm off to prove that baby ducks 147 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,761 are a viable choice for fighting against monsters! 148 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,593 Oh, no! He's gonna fight Mag Magorawitz all by himself! 149 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,102 Quack, quack, quack, quack! Quack, quack, quack, quack! 150 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,643 Quack, quack, quack, quack... 151 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,234 MR. BALDWIN: And though we mourned the loss of our friend, 152 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,438 we couldn't help but feel if he had just picked a better character, 153 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,476 he might still be playing today. 154 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,150 That story was dumb, and I do not see the point of it. 155 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,740 I think you have to accept the reality of this fantasy. 156 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:31,486 Either you make a new character, or we leave you out of this adventure. 157 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,041 You'd kick me out? 158 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,874 Who's gonna save the leprechauns? Who's gonna bring back the rainbows? 159 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,134 The real heroes, that's who. 160 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,092 -Oscar, tell 'em they can't do this. -I'm checking the rule book. 161 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,795 Let's see. "How to deal with a cranky ogre," no. 162 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,547 "How to train your kraken," no. 163 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,678 "What to do if someone smelt it but not dealt it," no. 164 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,386 I'm sorry, Milo, nothing of help. 165 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,888 Just change your character and you can keep playing with us. 166 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:59,769 No! Gosh darn it, I am a bunny! And a good one. 167 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:04,570 And if y'all can't accept that, then I shall take my bunny business elsewhere. 168 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,029 I'm gonna eat a carrot. I succeed. 169 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,699 (CHOMPS) 170 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,038 (SWALLOWS, BURPS) 171 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:20,418 So, anyway, after the bunny left, the adventure continued. 172 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,630 -Okay, now, where were we? -(MUNCHES) 173 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:27,545 Ah, I suppose I ought to give you boys a quest to retrieve that sword of yours. 174 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,176 How about this, why don't you two go and wash my car, 175 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,853 and I'll grab the sword for you? 176 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,640 But, kind sir, this is the age of sword and sorcery. 177 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,137 Cars have not yet been invented! 178 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:42,557 No, no, I mean like, in the real world. I want you to wash my car. 179 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:43,981 It's out in the teacher's lot. 180 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,194 Seriously. You want the sword or not? 181 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,242 (SINGING) Car wash! 182 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:53,198 All righty, here's your Singing Sword of Flame. 183 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,986 Don't cut yourself or burn yourself, now. 184 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,461 JUMBO SHRIMP: The Singing Sword of Flame! 185 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:02,421 CLAMANTHA: (SINGING) I was really bored Now I'm a singing sword 186 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:06,674 But if Oscar comes and kisses me I'll turn into a princess 187 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,298 Who is also a clam 188 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,967 So, yeah, okay, actually it's a Silent Sword of Flames, 189 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,263 and it doesn't talk. 190 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,970 So, yeah, I'm sorry about that. It's not a singing sword. It's silent. 191 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,265 Well, that's still pretty cool. 192 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,145 OSCAR: And so, Silent Sword in hand, 193 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,983 the adventurers traveled to the Fortress of Shadow, 194 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,527 where they knocked on the Door of Shadow. 195 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:34,240 And they waited. And they waited. And they waited! 196 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,447 And then finally, they heard the sound of something terrible 197 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,119 creeping, slithering towards the door. 198 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,868 -The handle began to turn. -(RATTLING) 199 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,460 -And then... -Yap, yap, yap. Talk, talk, talk. 200 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,758 This is a library, not a chat room. 201 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,592 You need to take your noisy game and leave now. 202 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,509 But we just got to the final battle! 203 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,307 I'm uncomfortable with the subject matter of this game. 204 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:02,055 Swords and monsters and magic? It's disgusting! 205 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,767 I mean, kids these days. Why can't you do something wholesome? 206 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,018 Bunnies are wholesome! 207 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,481 Oh, yeah! 208 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:13,151 Bunnies are a wonderful gift at an angel’s birthday party. 209 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,661 I even have bunny underpants. Look! 210 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,834 (SINGING IN JAPANESE) Watashi ga bunny usagi desu yo 211 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,583 And what if I told you that a bunny was the hero of this game? 212 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,747 A bunny? 213 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:28,455 Oh, then I would have to insist that you young men keep playing in my library. 214 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,261 Looks like a bunny saved the day after all. 215 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,803 Three cheers for Milo! 216 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,297 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! 217 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,760 Wait a second, that was four. 218 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,140 Milo, I just want to apologize. 219 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,176 Do you think you could join back up with us? 220 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,561 We could really use a bunny. 221 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,477 I'd be happy to join, big guy. 222 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,940 Oh gosh, bunnies are so soft. 223 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:54,401 All right, guys, are you ready to defeat evil and save the leprechauns? 224 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,571 Yeah! 225 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,322 -Help us! -Help us! 226 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,581 Roar! I'm gonna destroy you all! Roar! 227 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,624 You can take our freedom, you can take our lives, 228 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,129 but you can never take our leprechauns! 229 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,752 All right, come at me, bro! 230 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,262 And you all got squished. Total party wipe. 231 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,803 I did not see that coming. 232 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,722 Well, we got squished, but at least we got squished together. 233 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,885 You know, I'm kind of tired of playing a warrior. 234 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,473 I think I might switch to a bunny next session. 235 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,349 -Me too. -Thanks for the fun, guys, 236 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,386 but if I wanted to get squashed by a monster, 237 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,270 I'd just go home to my mother-in-law. 238 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,113 (MUSIC PLAYING) 239 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,997 Happy Birthday, Finberley! 240 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,167 I got you sparkly fin polish, sparkly hair spray, 241 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,377 and an equally sparkly facial brush. 242 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,423 (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES) 243 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,511 I got you something at the dollar store. It cost a dollar. 244 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:03,807 Hey, Finberley-berley-berley! I got you a super-powerful mustard gun! 245 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,730 -Ha-cha! -(SCREAMS, COUGHS) 246 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,557 Oh, thanks. 247 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,807 Oh, girls love mustard guns. I'm being sarcastic. 248 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:15,151 Actually, I heard what Finberley really, really wants is... 249 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,240 Hello, one pony-fish delivered to Finberley. 250 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,909 (SNORTS SOFTLY) 251 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,200 That is my dream birthday gift! 252 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:29,370 My great, great granny's aunt's niece must've sent one from her pony farm! 253 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,539 You're so adorable, my first pony. 254 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:36,210 I'll call you Lady Glitter Lemon Drop. 255 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:38,925 ALL: Aww. 256 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,642 Oh, Lady Glitter Lemon Drop. Come to Mommy. Gotcha! 257 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,474 -(WHINNIES) -(FINBERLEY SCREAMS) 258 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,020 What's wrong with my pony? She acts like a wild horse! 259 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,109 (NEIGHING) 260 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,570 My succulent collection! Someone get rid of that crazy pony horse! 261 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,454 -(PONY SCREAMS) -Sorry, I don't have any horseradish. 262 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,033 All I've got is a little mustard gun for you. Ha-cha! 263 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,582 -(NEIGHS) -Easy, easy, my little pony lady! 264 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,330 -(SNORTS, PANTS) -(PANTS) 265 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,957 That's right, easy. 266 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,133 (CHUCKLES) That's my ticklish spot! I liked how you wrestle with me. 267 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,717 That was pow-wow! 268 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,181 You know, you're pretty cool for a glittery pony. 269 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,509 -(SOFT NEIGH) -So, what do you say, lady? 270 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,508 BFF? Best Fish Friends? 271 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,020 (WHINNIES) 272 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,521 You are just so dang cute! 273 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,443 It's not cute! It's a menace to society. 274 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,562 Get out! Get out of my house! Get out! Get out! 275 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,274 A friend... 276 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,688 Good job on taming that pony, bro. 277 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,860 It was great, Milo. 278 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:43,358 No biggie. Hey, what's up with the sunglasses, Jumbo? 279 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,281 Oh, all that glitter hurts my eyes. 280 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,990 Yeah, and all that curly hair and those curly eyelashes. 281 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,161 (GROANS) 282 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,789 JUMBO SHRIMP: Ponies are a girly thing. 283 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,325 If there are any boys who like ponies, we should call them "pony princes." 284 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,050 -(BOYS LAUGHING) -(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 285 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,457 Yeah. 286 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,469 So, who wants to do man stuff at my man-place? 287 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,048 -Oh, oh! Me! -Yeah, let's go wild! 288 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,968 I didn't know ponies were so rude. And so violent. 289 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,309 BOYS: (CHEERING) Man stuff! 290 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,854 Wait, where are you guys going? Hey, my party isn't over yet! 291 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,899 This is the worst birthday ever! 292 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,767 Man stuff! Man stuff! 293 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,070 Manly! We're gonna be manly! 294 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,244 Yeah, yeah, man stuff. Lady! 295 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,534 OSCAR: Milo! Come on! 296 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:28,277 Yeah! I'm just... I'm just, getting some beef jerky 297 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,331 for the man-snacking later. 298 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,116 OSCAR: Okay! I'll meet you at home! 299 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,116 Oh, Lady! Lady! 300 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,961 I didn't know I would ever get to see your cute face again. 301 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,957 Listen, this street is way too dangerous for a glittering lady like you. 302 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,471 Milo will take care of you with my two tiny fish fins. 303 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,795 Let's go! Lady? Move! 304 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,262 (GROANS) 305 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,718 Huh? Oh, okay. 306 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,231 -(WHINNIES) -Yee-haw! (LAUGHS) 307 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:58,061 (SONG BEGINS ) Pony 308 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,065 -Pony -(MILO GIGGLES) 309 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,531 Po-po-po-po-po, pony 310 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,157 Pony 311 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,334 (SONG ENDS) 312 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,912 MILO: I never knew having a cute pony would be so much fun. 313 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,698 Did you have fun, my lady? 314 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,456 (WHINNIES) 315 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,665 Oh, you're hilarious! 316 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,214 Now, you stay here while I go to school and fill my head with knowledge. 317 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,264 (WHINNIES) 318 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,510 Lady, you can't come to school with me. 319 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,005 My friends, they'll call me "pony prince." 320 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,926 Look, look, I'll be back as soon as classes are over. 321 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,888 OSCAR: All right, let's check the checklist for card night! 322 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,310 I got the cards, check. 323 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,152 -Jumbo, you bring the chips. -Check! 324 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,113 Okay, then Albert, you bring the manly tunes. 325 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,937 -Check. -And, Milo, you just bring yourself. 326 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,111 -You are coming tonight, right? -Uh, yeah, sure. 327 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,871 You know, I wouldn't miss card night because, you know, that's what dudes do, 328 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:56,334 is play cards and not with ponies, so, yeah. Card night, yeah! Yeah. 329 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,121 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS) 330 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,963 Look, I wish I could take you, Lady Glitter Lemon Drop, 331 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,297 but card night can get pretty wild. 332 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,723 You know, boys, games, fighting. 333 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,802 Look, it's not for, you know, pretty ladies like you. (NERVOUS GIGGLE) 334 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,889 I'll be back after one game, okay? 335 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,560 (NEIGHS SADLY) 336 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,767 -Jumbo, stop eating chips! -I brought them! 337 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,688 You'll finish them before we even start the manly music. 338 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,315 -JUMBO SHRIMP: I finished them! -(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 339 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,816 What... What? Albert! That's not dude night music. 340 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,909 Shh. This is for Milo. It will set the mood for his big confession. 341 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,198 -Huh? -(CLEARS THROAT) 342 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,163 So, I have developed this theory. 343 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,791 Since Finberley's birthday party, Milo has been acting pretty weird. 344 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,459 He skipped out on all his usual manly hobbies 345 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,839 -and started smelling nice. -Huh? 346 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,717 Yeah! I saw him the other day buying bundles of hay, 347 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,045 and I was like, "Why is he buying bundles of hay? 348 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,471 "He's never eaten hay before!" 349 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,969 What does it mean? 350 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,810 I picked up a lot of glitter and blonde hairs on his desk. 351 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:03,610 All evidence points to the fact that Milo has a girlfriend. 352 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:04,773 (SHRIEKS) 353 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,781 Wait, wait, what? 354 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,276 So, you guys think I have a girlfriend? 355 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,949 (LAUGHING) 356 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,947 Tell me the story. 357 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,624 The story... 358 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,445 The first story is, it ain't no girlfriend. 359 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,871 -ALL: What? -It's multiple girlfriends. 360 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,415 -As in more than one. -ALL: What? 361 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,504 Oh, I only have one. How did you do that? 362 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:30,091 Ah, no biggie, you know, just show this a little and show this a lot. 363 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:34,138 You do some push-ups. They all come around when you sweat. 364 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,563 Hey, guys, look! There's an animal outside! 365 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,425 (SCREAMS) 366 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,849 Looks like Finberley's ex-pony. 367 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,850 -Confirmed, that's the pony all right. -What is she doing here? 368 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,073 Dudes! Guys! Men! Hey! You all wanna do something crazy? 369 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,783 Come on, card shower everywhere! Woo! Cards everywhere! 370 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,025 She looks lost. 371 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,993 Confirmed, the pony is lost. 372 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,539 Hey, hey, guys! Enough of the pony talk. 373 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,502 It's time to start a wild game night! 374 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,162 -We should call in to... -No! 375 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,790 Done! I called animal control. 376 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,747 (SIREN BLARES) 377 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,090 (WHINNIES) 378 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,634 (NEIGHS) 379 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,182 Boys, is anyone responsible for this pony? 380 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,103 -No, she's girly! -No, sir. 381 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:23,095 -Nope. My eyes hurt when I see glitter. -Blue hair with puppy eyes in the back, 382 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,019 do you know that pony? You look like you know that pony. 383 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,937 He's the man of men. 384 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,190 He wouldn't know a girly pony like that. Right, Milo? 385 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,156 (STUTTERS) I... um... 386 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,124 Ponies are for girls. 387 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,326 I don't know that pony. 388 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,456 All right, then. Guess this pony's going to the pound. 389 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,586 Does anybody know what will happen to her? 390 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,843 I hear that place is really cold and lonely. (GASPS) 391 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,626 And they don't serve ice cream. (SHIVERS) 392 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,603 ALBERT: If I were the owner of that pony, I wouldn't let this thing happen to her. 393 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,064 Too bad we're too manly to have ponies, I guess. 394 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,845 -Wanna play poker? -(WHOOPING) 395 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,442 Lady! 396 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,937 (NEIGHS) 397 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,031 -Oh, Milo, that your new poker face? -Yeah! 398 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,566 It's brilliant! I can't tell what you're thinking at all! 399 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,170 I have to confess to you guys! 400 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,542 I love that pony! I love it so much! 401 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,749 Oh, I love it, I love it! Oh, I let her go! 402 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,381 I'm a horrible fish! Oh, I love her! 403 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,838 I love her hair, I love her glitter, I love her eyelashes, 404 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,349 I love everything about her! 405 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,926 -ALL: What? -(BELCHES) Sorry, I ate too many chips. 406 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,143 It's okay, Milo. We all have our soft sides. 407 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,563 Then why don't we ever talk about them? 408 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:55,148 Because I was afraid you'd make fun of me for still using my baby-time pacifier. 409 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,990 It comforts me. 410 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,664 And I was afraid that you guys would find out 411 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,534 that even though I hate chick flicks, 412 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,371 at the same time, I love them. 413 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,906 I hate you, Four Sassy Girls in the Big City! 414 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,537 Oh, I can't wait to see season seven. 415 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,458 And I can't stop collecting sparkly stickers. So, sue me! 416 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,918 (LAUGHING) 417 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,545 So, are we all cool with our soft sides now? 418 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,262 Okay, then, Giant Baby, Chick Flick, and Sticker Star, 419 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,521 it's time to rescue my pony! 420 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,982 -ALL: High five! -Jellyfish. 421 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,942 (MARTIAL MUSIC PLAYS) 422 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,437 (RADAR SOUNDING) 423 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,033 See you tomorrow! 424 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,874 Giant Baby, is the coast clear? 425 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,417 Confirmed, it is clear. 426 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,052 Chick Flick, are you ready with the distractions? 427 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,466 Give me 20 seconds, Pony Prince. Over. 428 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,267 (TIMER BEEPING) 429 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,610 What the... Is today Independence Day? 430 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,528 Listen, mister tough guy! We don't wanna hurt anyone. 431 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,362 If you just let me take my pony back, we will leave in peace. 432 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,115 I love that pony, and I'm not ashamed about it anymore! 433 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,446 It's cool, just stop crying and sign this release form 434 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,539 so I can get the mustard out of my eyes. 435 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,536 Oh, that's all we gotta do to get her out, is sign a form? 436 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,423 Oh, I thought we were gonna have to... Okay, okay, okay, that's easy. 437 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,094 (SINGING) Pony 438 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,756 Lady, please forgive me that I was embarrassed about our friendship. 439 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:48,267 As an apology, I will let the whole world know that, me, Milo, 440 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:52,062 awesome dude, loves this little pony with all his heart. 441 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,478 (WHINNIES) 442 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,226 Oh, you're so darn cute! 443 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,567 Milo, Lady, come ride with us! 444 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,073 (NEIGHING) 445 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,815 Hot dog! 446 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,987 Oh, I guess ponies aren't so bad after all... 447 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,416 (NEIGHS) 448 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,632 SNAKE: Hey, Mouse. What in the world are you doing over there? 449 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:25,301 Check it out! It's my new hobby: balloon animals! 450 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,561 Ooh, can you make any others? 451 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:30,265 Ooh, an eagle! Bunny rabbit! 452 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,272 Oh, gee, they're so realistic. Cute little monkey! 453 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,845 Here's one I know you'll like. 454 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,819 Hey, handsome, where have you been all my life? 455 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,107 (KISSING) 456 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,895 -Snake, that's not... -SNAKE: Not now! 457 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,318 -Can't you see I wanna be alone? -(BALLOON POPS, DEFLATES) 458 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,282 He may have been good looking, but he's a terrible kisser. 36576

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