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(BUBBLING)
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins
Flip your tail
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School's out
Ring the bell
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(CRASHES)
-(MONKEY SCREECHES)
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Okay, stylish workout mat,
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stylish sweatband, stylish...
(SINGSONG VOICE) Bea.
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And we're off. Doot-do-do.
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(YELLS) Bea!
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(GRUNTS) Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea,
Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea!
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So, Bea, since Oscar's off studying,
reading a book or something,
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guess who you get to spend
the whole afternoon with...
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(MIMICS ANGELIC CHORUS)
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That's great, Milo, but I'm sort of
on my way to go work out.
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I love working out!
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-Let's go work out!
-Uh, okay.
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Now, Milo, this is an advanced class.
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Some of this might be a little tough
since you're just starting, so try to...
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Oh, (SINGSONG VOICE) Bea.
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See, it's scientifically proven
that guys are strong,
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so I will easily be able to do
whatever you little girls do.
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Okay, class,
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let's start by
lifting half of your tail up like so.
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Oh, wonderful.
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Ha!
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Now raise one fin into the air!
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(LAUGHS) Yeah! I think I got it.
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Now flip over
and (SINGSONG VOICE) hold! Yeah!
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-(CRACKLES)
-Huh?
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(GRUNTS)
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Since we still have a free fin,
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we might as well do some curlies.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Let's add some pinkie push-ups
to spice up this routine.
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And a-one, a-two and a-three!
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(GIRLS GIGGLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BABY CRYING)
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Wow.
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Coach Salmons!
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Why can't I do any of the stuff
the girls are doing?
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Oh, Milo, Milo sweetheart.
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It just means the girls
are much, much stronger than you.
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(GIRLS LAUGH)
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I think it's cute how little Milo is.
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Quick! How do I get
as big and as strong as the girls?
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You just need to do your exercises,
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and work really, really hard.
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Work hard?! (SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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(MOANS)
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Uh, Milo? Can you move your hand?
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It's kind of in my lunch.
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What's the point, Oscar? Everyone thinks
I'm little and weak, and...
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there's nothing I can do about it!
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Coach Salmons said you just needed
to work hard and exercise.
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You don't understand, okay?
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I want to be big and strong
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but I don't want to do
all that hard-working stuff.
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Milo, what you need
is the proper inspiration,
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and that is why it is my duty
as an artist
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to create the single
most inspirational song
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this world has ever seen.
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Come, Oscar.
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Ah! We're holding hands.
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(MOANS)
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Psst! I could not help but overhear
your problem.
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I think I might be able to help you.
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Please sit.
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(SLURPS)
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-So, Jumbo Shrimp, what did you...
-Now we travel.
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-(WIND BLOWING)
-Dude, where we going?
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You know me as a man of science, right?
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Actually, Jumbo, I just thought
you were a weirdo.
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Then you know I don't exaggerate.
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So, believe me when I say
that what I'm about to show you
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will blow your mind.
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Oh, my gosh! Show me! Show me now!
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Milo, us fish grow to fit the size
of our environments,
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so, what happens to a fish
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when it goes into
a really, really big tank?
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It grows big!
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-Science?
-Science.
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Behold!
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It is the big tank!
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Wow.
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It's all biggie.
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See?
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My name wasn't always Jumbo Shrimp.
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I used to be called Shrimp Shrimp.
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And one day I was inside the big tank,
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I sat on the chair
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and stuff started to happen. (CHUCKLES)
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When I came out a little bit later,
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I was big and strong.
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Yay!
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And I never worked out once.
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But I must warn you, Milo:
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only stay in there 5.03 minutes
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or there will be big consequences.
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Bye!
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(BELL DINGS)
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Huh. I don't feel any stronger.
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I wonder if it worked.
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(GRUNTS)
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Huh.
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(GRUNTS, YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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I'm biggie!
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Now, Oscar, the most inspirational
song in the world
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really needs to start out powerful.
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-(NOTE PLAYS)
-(SINGSONG VOICE) Love it.
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-MILO: Hey, guys.
-(BOTH GASP)
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OSCAR: What happened, bro?
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You look like a gigantic muscley thumb.
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Oh, why thank you, Oscar!
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Yup, I've been working out really hard
for the past couple of hours.
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(GASPS) Milo.
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The mere thought of me
writing an inspirational song
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has inspired you to exercise?
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I think... I think I'm going to...
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Cry!
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-(GRUNTING)
-Never, never before have I seen
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a short little seed
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blossom so quickly into a big,
strong petunia!
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Yup, thanks to a lot of hard work.
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Wow, Milo, I'm impressed.
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You were little and weak
and now you're not.
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-You go, Milo.
-(ALL CHEER)
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-BEA: Yeah, you go!
-Hey.
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The girls don't think I'm weak anymore,
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and I bet they'd think
I'm even more not weak
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if I got a little bit stronger.
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(BELL DINGS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(YELLS)
-(ALL CHEER)
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Hey, everyone, Milo said
he was going to lift the statue
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and then he did.
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-He's so strong.
-(ALL CHEER)
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Hey!
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If these kids think I'm strong now,
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I'll bet they'd think
I was even more strong
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if I got really strong.
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(BELL DINGS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Ah! (LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTING)
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I'm not even gonna turn around.
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(SIPS)
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Hey, y'all, Milo done made a shortcut
to Mr. Baldwin's classroom.
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He's strong as a baby duck now.
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(ALL CHEER)
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Hey!
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If they think I'm really strong now,
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I should get super strong!
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(YELLS)
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-(STOMACH GURGLES)
-Oh man,
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I shouldn't have eaten
all that fish turkey for lunch.
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(SNORING)
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(DING)
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(YAWNS)
I must've fallen asleep or something.
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I should... I should get out of here.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, I'm stuck on something!
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(SCREAMING)
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(CHOKING)
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I... I've got to get to Oscar and Bea!
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They'll help me!
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS)
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(YELLS)
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(SCREECHES)
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(SINGSONG VOICE) I'm so excited!
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I cannot wait to debut
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the most inspirational
song in the world to Milo.
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Me neither. Wow, Bea,
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I guess one could say that you and I
make sweet music together.
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-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
-(THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS)
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-(MILO YELLS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
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It's a gigantic navy boy monster!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Milo need help!
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A gigantic navy boy
is attacking my school?!
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I knew this day would come.
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Miss Fishington,
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sound the alarm for the secret army!
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Huh?
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Ah! Ooh! Ah!
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-Oh!
-BEA: Wait a second!
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That's not a gigantic navy boy!
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That's Milo!
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Principal Stickler,
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that giant is a student at Freshwater.
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A student?
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Secret army, back into hiding!
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I warned you about this, little mister.
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Uh, Milo, what's going on?
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Guys, look, I might have been using
a shortcut to become big and strong,
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instead of exercising,
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and now I'm gigantic and I'm sorry.
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There is only one way to reverse
the intricate mutations
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caused by the big tank.
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Ah. There.
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The only way to reverse it
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is by using the shrink tank.
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You'll be good as new
in... 36 hours, Milo. (CHUCKLES)
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But what am I supposed to do for 36 hours?
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BOTH: Listen to the most inspirational
song in the world.
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-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
-(SINGS) If you're feeling tired
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Or a bit lazy
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Just turn on this song
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And listen to Bea
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Bea inspired,
Bea inspired
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Bea inspired,
Bea inspired
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Bea inspired,
Bea inspired
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Bea inspired!
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-Bea inspired
-Bea inspired
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-Bea inspired
-Bea inspired
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-BEA: Bea inspired
-OSCAR: Bea inspired!
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(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(BATS SCREECHING)
-(YELLS)
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"Bunnies are good,
bunnies are great,
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"I wish I was a bunny."
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I love bunnies!
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Boy, do I love bunnies!
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Well, bunnies are truly radical!
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Amazing poem, Esmargot. I am moved!
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All I can do in this world is try.
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-(APPLAUSE)
-Oscar, you're next.
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Oh yeah! All right, bro, it's poetry time.
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I'm gonna rhyme the patootie
out of this one.
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Yeah, I know you will, bro.
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"Somebody reboot me,
my shift key is stuck
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"Blue screen of pain, endless misery
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"Waiting for the cursor to move,
but it never will
260
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,581
"For the mouse is unplugged
261
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,714
"And I die."
262
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,829
Thank you.
263
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,128
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
264
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,751
Why is everybody so quiet?
265
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,585
Needs more bunnies!
266
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,711
Yeah, more bunnies. That's what it needs.
267
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,968
Bunnies?!
268
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,009
There's nothing poetic about bunnies.
269
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,603
Poetry should be a vehicle
to express real emotion,
270
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,010
real serious stuff.
271
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,467
I mean, come on, fish!
272
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,017
Oscar, you're even sweatier than usual.
273
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,602
-Maybe you should go lie down.
-You want my woobie, bro?
274
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,477
Is there nobody who understands me?!
275
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,395
Oh, my tortured soul.
276
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,732
I've gotta get out of here!
(SCREAMS)
277
00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:00,068
Well, all right. Next up is Albert Glass.
278
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,909
"Bunnies, bunnies from here to there
279
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,122
"I love you bunnies everywhere."
280
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,712
Yeah! You nailed it, Albert Glass!
281
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,464
-Whoo!
-Hmm.
282
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,499
What is the deal with bunnies, man?
283
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,295
Bunnies have ruined a lot of lives
284
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:21,761
with their irrepressible
cuteness-ss-ss-ssa.
285
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,723
(GASPS) You nailed it,
286
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,223
pale kid that boos the cheerleaders
at pep rallies.
287
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,676
Why are you acknowledging
my existence all of a sudden?
288
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,350
I saw your performance in there,
289
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,561
how they mocked you,
290
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,646
how they couldn't hear
the truth of your message.
291
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,863
My card.
292
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,032
Uh, thanks, Mr. Van den Doom,
293
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,284
but I don't need any accounting advice.
294
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,164
Mr. Van den Doom's my dad.
295
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,575
Turn the card over.
296
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,699
Oh, uh, this side.
297
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,456
Yes, yes, the dark side.
298
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,039
"Razor V. Doom,
299
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,167
master of the macabre."
300
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,341
That sounds super serious.
301
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,300
Yes, because life is serious.
302
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,973
(CELL PHONE PLAYS DIRGE, BEEPS)
303
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,011
-(WOMAN SPEAKS)
-Uh, no, Mom,
304
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,604
I told you three times
I want tiny pizzas tonight.
305
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,890
-Yes.
-(BEEPS)
306
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,519
Wow, nobody really does
understand you,
307
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,642
just like me.
308
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,938
I must know everything!
309
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,022
Please, no physical contact.
310
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,227
Just know that you are not alone.
311
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,778
There are those of us who understand
the darker side of emotion,
312
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,823
who reject the appeal of bunnies,
313
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,908
who live outside the realm of the norm.
314
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,745
Whoa!
315
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,131
How did you all fit in that tiny shadow?
316
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:40,589
The shadow runs deep
for those who are aware enough to see.
317
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,511
Oh boy, am I aware!
318
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,510
Yip-yippee ki-yay!
319
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,471
Yeah, we'll have to work on that
if you're going to hang with us.
320
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,601
Why didn't I do this years ago?
321
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,806
It feels so right!
322
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,609
Mmm, mind the smile.
323
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,899
Oh, hey, is that a new kid?
324
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,070
-So mysterious.
-Gir-rl.
325
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,026
(BOTH GASP) It's Oscar.
326
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,995
Bea, his face is all sickly and pale.
327
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,870
Oh, my gosh. No, Milo.
328
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,500
I think that's makeup on Oscar's face.
329
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,836
No, Bea, only clowns wear makeup.
330
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,260
Milo, I wear makeup.
331
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,170
I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
332
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,974
Hello, young fish.
333
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,351
What did you do to your front teeth?
334
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,929
Filed them down to have fangs.
335
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,223
-And your clothes?
-Dark like my soul.
336
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,193
Ezariah Bubblethorn.
337
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,602
Yes, Razor?
338
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,808
-Ezariah Bubble-what?
-(LAUGHS)
339
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,107
Dude. Oscar...
340
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,284
That's not my name anymore, Milo!
341
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,779
It's Bubblethorn.
342
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,321
We are going to convene in the library
343
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,277
to bare our tormented souls.
344
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,155
We'll be waiting by the radiator.
345
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,543
Don't you see?
346
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,120
These guys get me
in a way no one else could understand.
347
00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:00,378
Oscar. Dude, pump the brakes.
348
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,420
You're acting like
some kind of funky chicken.
349
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,713
No, Milo.
350
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,628
Maybe I'm just acting like the real me.
351
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,466
(MOANS)
352
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,012
The abyss beckons.
353
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,734
Welcome, partners in misery,
354
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,522
to the third bi-weekly meeting
of our poetry group.
355
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,055
Your ideas are safe here.
356
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,528
There will be no judgments.
357
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,069
Bleak Molly, commence your
poetic offering.
358
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,157
"Dear rainbows, please hang up
359
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,870
"And try your call again
360
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,950
"For I am busy."
361
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,536
I feel your pain, sister!
362
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,626
I've read better poetry
on a bubblegum wrapper.
363
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,421
I thought you said no judgments?
364
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,126
Hmm, is that a blonde hair?
365
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,973
(GASPS) Don't look at me!
366
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,301
-(CRIES)
-Bubblethorn,
367
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,386
your time to shine.
368
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,684
Oh, my gosh, you guys, I'm so nervous
369
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,556
to share my thoughts with my new friends.
370
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,944
-Begin.
-I mean, I'm just so excited.
371
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,441
-It means so much to me...
-Just begin.
372
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,817
...to have people who understand, really.
373
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,651
I've been really searching.
I mean, this is really super important.
374
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,567
Mmm.
375
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,868
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
376
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,283
(CLEARS THROAT)
377
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,754
"The raven descends on my laptop
378
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,384
-Pecking, pecking!
-(RAVEN CAWS)
379
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,342
"I shut my laptop
and the raven flies away."
380
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,962
-(RAVEN CAWS)
-Thank you.
381
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,129
Well done, Bubblethorn.
382
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,966
That was miserable.
383
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,391
You really think so?
384
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,139
Oh, you guys are the be...
385
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,723
(ALL MOAN)
386
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,899
I will have the blackened chicken,
387
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,820
the black beans,
388
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,728
the black olives,
389
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,987
-the black...
-And for you?
390
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,949
-(MIMICS CAT HISS)
-I'll have the ambrosia salad, please,
391
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,620
-with sprinkles.
-Mmm.
392
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,779
What? What did I say?
393
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,118
Bubblethorn,
394
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,701
I'm bumping with your attitude.
395
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,580
My attitude?
But I love being here with you guys.
396
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,878
Yes, it's all lollipops
and bunnies with you, isn't it?
397
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,593
Bunnies? No! I... I told you
I don't like bunnies!
398
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,924
I've had it with them!
399
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,927
It's just hard work
to be serious all the time!
400
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,389
I don't know.
401
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,888
I thought I saw real darkness in you,
402
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,511
but now I'm not so sure.
403
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,268
No, please!
I want this more than anything!
404
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,060
Your mascara is running.
405
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,805
A sign you bleed the darkness.
406
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:30,606
But we cannot know for certain
until tonight's initiation.
407
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,823
Initiation?!
408
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,742
Oh, does that mean
endless poetry readings forever?
409
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,823
Yes,
410
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,041
something like that.
411
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:43,663
(BOTH MOANING)
412
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,875
Bea! Bea! Bea!
413
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,884
Psst! Bea!
414
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,585
-Milo?
-Fresh ball!
415
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,255
(GRUNTS)
416
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,677
You didn't have to sneak in, Milo.
Gym is coed.
417
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,056
(LAUGHS) Coed.
418
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,892
Bea, Oscar's in trouble.
419
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,885
I'm in the middle of a game, Milo.
(GRUNTS)
420
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,227
Hit me, Bo Gregory!
421
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,937
Coach Salmons,
the ball done talked to me again.
422
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,777
Seriously, I heard that tonight...
423
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,570
-Hey, Shellsea.
-Eww.
424
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,319
... tonight is the big
initiation ceremony.
425
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,776
Oscar is gonna become
one of those clown guys forever.
426
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,157
We can't lose him forever.
We have to do something.
427
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,866
-Like what?
-Something.
428
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,165
-Hot dog!
-(WINDOW SHATTERS)
429
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,668
Best of luck on your journey,
430
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,380
talking volleyball!
431
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,262
(WOLF HOWLS)
432
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,300
Let the initiation ritual begin.
433
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,466
Yay!
434
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,847
Uh, I mean, moan!
435
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,805
Hair gel,
436
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:49,234
spooky contact lenses,
437
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,898
and a temporary tattoo.
438
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,324
(SCREAMS)
439
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,073
I mean, hey, that was miserably easy.
440
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,736
We are not done yet.
441
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,953
There is one final challenge.
442
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,496
Anything. I'll do anything.
443
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,380
You must renounce
all things that represent
444
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,498
the happiness of your old life.
445
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,085
And you must throw them into the pit.
446
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,091
(BOTH MOAN)
447
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,215
What's in the pit?
448
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,973
The worst thing
you could possibly imagine.
449
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,345
(FOGHORN BLOWS)
450
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,684
No, even worse than that.
451
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,686
Oh jeez, that sounds pretty bad.
452
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,768
Uh, I don't know if I have anything
to throw in the pit.
453
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,105
I didn't really come prepared.
454
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,439
-It's okay.
-We got you covered.
455
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,777
Bea? Milo?
456
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,110
As you can see, I'm dressed just like you.
(CHUCKLES)
457
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,277
What are you guys doing here?
458
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,825
We heard your initiation was tonight.
459
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:47,000
So, I did a little research
on this whole initiation ritual
460
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,209
and we wrote a poem,
461
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,790
hoping it would be meaningful enough
to throw into the pit.
462
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,956
A poem?
463
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,042
(CLEARS THROAT)
464
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,047
"It's okay to be serious
465
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,629
"And it's okay to be sad..."
466
00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:00,384
"But, please don't forget
the friends that you had..."
467
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,298
"We love bunnies,
we truly, truly do..."
468
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,097
"But not as much as we miss you."
469
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,189
You... you wrote that for me?
470
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,478
-Come back with us, Oscar.
-Yeah, dude!
471
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,942
Let's go have some serious fun.
472
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:18,323
Um, uh, I'm touched, guys, I really am.
473
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,822
I mean, it's kinda like you understand me.
474
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,565
-BOTH: Duh.
-Mmm.
475
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:27,156
I find nutrition facts
to be better poetry than that bile.
476
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,166
You know what, Razor?
477
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:35,248
You said you accepted me
for who I am, no judgments,
478
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:39,216
but it turns out
you're the most judgmental of all.
479
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,837
So, what are you saying?
480
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,836
Uh, I'm saying you're judgmental.
481
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,388
Oh, that's cool.
482
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,931
I'm also saying
483
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,934
I'm no longer Bubblethorn.
484
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,476
In fact, I never really was.
485
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,110
I am Oscar, friend of Bea and Milo!
486
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:59,071
-Mmm.
-(ALL SCREAM)
487
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,241
By the way, our band
is playing the Hokey Poke
488
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,664
next Tuesday at 8:00. See you there.
489
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,827
(ALL SCREAM, THUD)
490
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,075
-What the...
-Bunnies!
491
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,497
Bunnies?
492
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,420
That's the worst thing Razor
could possibly imagine?
493
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,590
Maybe bunnies aren't so bad after all.
494
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,800
-(SCREECHES)
-(SCREAMS)
495
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,838
-(JACKHAMMER RATTLING)
-(HAMMER POUNDING)
496
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,092
What have you got going on
down there, Mouse?
497
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,184
In mere seconds,
I'll be doing anything I want.
498
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,721
Look, fish get to swim, snakes slither,
499
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,599
but have you ever heard of...
500
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,943
-(JET ROARING)
-...an animal who can fly?
501
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,649
(SQUAWKS)
502
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,900
Birds can fly.
503
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,443
I know, Snake.
504
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,775
I know.
505
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,991
SNAKE: Ooh, bats can fly too.
506
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,868
MOUSE: Yeah, I get it.
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