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(sighs)
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I KNOW WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU.
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SOMEONE IS EATING BACON IN FRONT OF YOU,
AND NOT OFFERING YOU ANY.
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NO, STAN, THAT'S NOT IT.
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THEN ARE YOU, PERHAPS,
BOTHERED BY YOUR INABILITY
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TO TAKE A HINT?
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TOMORROW'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
SUMMER'S OVER.
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NO MORE LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GUITAR,
OR PLANTING TREES,
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OR VOLUNTEERING AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER.
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YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
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AND NOW I NEVER WILL.
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HERE, STAN. SCHOOL'S MADE ME NOT HUNGRY.
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YEAH!
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THANKS, SCHOOL! NO BACON LEFT BEHIND.
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YOU DO REALIZE THAT IT'S TURKEY BACON?
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SO, I'VE EATEN A MOUSE, THROWN IT UP,
AND EATEN IT AGAIN.
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I'M NOT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL FANCY.
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-HEY, TYLER. YOU READY TO DO IT?
-DO WHAT?
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LAST YEAR, WE AGREED
YOU COULD ONLY KEEP YOUR HAIR
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THIS RIDICULOUSLY LONG
IF YOU GOT ALL As AND Bs.
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WELL, YOU GOT A COUPLE OF Cs, BUDDY.
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AND C IS FOR CUT. TIME TO CUT YOUR HAIR.
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I ALSO GOT A D... OH, WHY DID I SAY THAT?
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WE HAD A DEAL, TYLER.
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WHAT KIND OF PARENTS WOULD WE BE
IF WE DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH?
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YOUR SON IS GETTING Cs AND Ds,
COULD YOU DO ANY WORSE?
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COME ON, TYLER.
I'VE BEEN CUTTING YOUR HAIR
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SINCE YOU WERE LITTLE
AND YOU'VE ALWAYS LIKED IT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUN?
MAYBE TAKE THIS OFF HERE.
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-YEAH, AND FEATHER THIS HERE.
-OH, I COULD TAPER IT HERE.
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I THINK MY HAND'S STUCK UNDER HERE.
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OH, I'M GOING TO CUT THAT ALL OFF.
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OKAY, YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
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I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO STUDY
HARDER THIS YEAR.
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NO NEED TO KEEP PRETENDING
YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS.
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YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS?
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(yells)
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TYLER, I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET.
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THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. LET ME TRY.
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(yells)
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I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
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CHLOE, WE'RE NOT DOING THIS
FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT.
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DID I MISS IT? SHOULD I MAKE POPCORN?
DID YOU MAKE POPCORN?
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WHY HAS NO ONE MADE POPCORN?
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AVERY, AS I JUST GOT DONE TELLING
YOUR SISTER,
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WE'RE NOT DOING THIS
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.
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SIT HERE NEXT TO ME... IT'S THE BEST VIEW.
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HAVE SOME POPCORN.
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OKAY, TYLER, HERE WE GO.
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(crying) I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
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OH, SO MUCH BODY, SO MUCH WAVE.
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OH, AND I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL,
FRIZZY COWLICK.
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Stan: WELL, AT LEAST THIS TIME
I WASN'T THE ONE BEING GROOMED.
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AND, MAN, I'VE HAD
SOME PRETTY CRAZY HAIRCUTS
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OVER THE YEARS.
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CORNROWS.
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POMPADOUR.
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PRINCESS LEIA.
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SO, WHAT DOES EVERYBODY THINK?
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WELL, YOU CAN SEE HIS FACE
WHICH IS... A FACT.
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LOOK AT ME. I'M MAKING HAIR ANGELS.
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I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT, TYLER.
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I THINK YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO GET USED TO IT.
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HAND ME THE MIRROR.
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NO!
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(theme music playing)
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(laughing) OH, TOLSTOY.
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(giggling)
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(continues giggling)
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WELL, YOU SEEM HAPPY, AVERY.
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WHAT GAVE ME AWAY?
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WELL, MAINLY THIS.
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(imitates giggling)
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I'M SO EXCITED, STAN,
BECAUSE TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
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I JUST LOVE SCHOOL.
ALL THE READING AND STUDYING;
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THE RUSH YOU GET
WHEN YOU CORRECT A TEACHER.
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IT'S LIKE GRIFTING A GRIFTER.
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AND WHY DID I PICK
A ROCK STAR RABBIT LUNCH BOX?
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EVERYONE'S GOING TO CALL ME
ROCK STAR RABBIT.
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CHLOE, NO ONE'S GOING TO CALL YOU THAT
'CAUSE OF YOUR LUNCH BOX.
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OH, MOMMY.
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LAST YEAR I PICKED A LITTLE RED LUNCH BOX
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AND EVERYONE CALLED ME
LITTLE RED ALL YEAR.
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I'M NOT SURE THAT'S WHY.
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WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE
TO HIDE IT FOREVER.
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WELL I HAVE TO TRY, DON'T I?
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THANKS TO YOU, NOW I HAVE
TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT. FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
DON'T WANNA BE LATE.
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TYLER, MAKE SURE CHLOE
GETS SAFELY TO HER CLASS.
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AVERY, MAKE SURE TYLER
GETS SAFELY TO HIS CLASS.
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LINDSAY!
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(both yelling)
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WAIT, WE'RE IN EIGHTH GRADE NOW.
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WE SHOULD PROBABLY BE A LITTLE MORE COOL.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. REDO.
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Both: S'UP.
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HEY, GUYS.
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Both: MAX!
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I'M SO GLAD OUR LITTLE GROUP IS BACK.
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WOW, THAT'S SO NICE.
USUALLY YOU'RE SO NEGATIVE.
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I'M JUST RELIEVED YOU'RE HERE.
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I WAS CERTAIN THAT OVER THE SUMMER
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ONE OF US WOULD GET SUCKED
INTO A PIT OF QUICKSAND.
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THERE'S OUR MAX.
WE'RE NOT GETTING SUCKED IN QUICKSAND.
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THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY,
UNTIL THE DAY IT HAPPENS.
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AND REMEMBER,
STRUGGLING ONLY MAKES IT WORSE.
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WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
WE'RE ALL BACK AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
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OKAY, ANNIE HAS CHANGED.
SHE LOST HER BRACES AND GOT HER...
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All: YEAH.
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WOW, NATALIE'S, LIKE, A FOOT TALLER.
AND SO IS KIM.
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AND BRIAN.
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AND AMANDA AND PAIGE AND BEN AND RACHEL
AND XING XAO RUBENSTEIN.
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I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T GROW.
I FEEL LIKE I SHRUNK.
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WELL, ONLY IN COMPARISON
TO ALL THE OTHER KIDS WHO LOOK THEIR AGE.
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OH, SORRY, I GUESS THAT'S NOT HELPING.
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I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE'S LOOKING
AT ME WONDERING,
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"LOOK AT AVERY! WHY DIDN'T SHE GROW?"
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I DON'T KNOW WHY!
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AVERY, NO ONE WAS LOOKING AT YOU
UNTIL YOU SHOUTED LIKE A TOTAL LOON.
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PEOPLE LOOK AT TOTAL LOONS.
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WHICH REMINDS ME,
I SAW YOUR MOM AT THE SUPERMARKET.
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AVERY, KIDS GROW AT DIFFERENT RATES.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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YEAH, I'M ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT.
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LAST YEAR, YOU WERE UP TO MY WINDSOR KNOT.
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YOU'RE GROWING.
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I KNOW. I FEEL HUGE.
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GROWING'S NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.
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I WENT UP A HAT SIZE OVER THE SUMMER.
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LOST A LOT OF GOOD FEDORAS.
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SO, COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!
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OH, I MISS THE KIDS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GOING
TO BE GONE ALL DAY.
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I WISH THERE WERE SOME WAY
I COULD MISS THEM LESS.
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HEY! I'VE GOT IT.
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HI, LITTLE AVERY.
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HI, LITTLE TYLER.
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HI, LITTLE CHLOE.
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YOU'LL KEEP ME COMPANY, WON'T YOU?
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WHY DID I MAKE THEM OUT OF CHEESE?
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NO, CUT IT OUT, OKAY?
LEAVE ME ALONE, DANNY!
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COME ON! LET'S SEE IT. HOW BAD CAN IT BE?
I BET IT'S HILARIOUS.
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NO! IT'S TOO SHORT.
IT'S HIDEOUS. I'M A MONSTER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I RESPECT THAT.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW ME,
I'M NOT GONNA PRESSURE YOU TO...
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HA!
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YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS...
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HA!
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DUDE, I ALWAYS KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO BEFORE YOU DO IT.
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YEAH, I GUESS SO. HA!
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OKAY, I ONLY WORE THREE HOODS.
I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT.
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(barking)
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I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.
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STAN, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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GOOD POINT, SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
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SO, AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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YOU WANNA HANG? MAYBE TALK TRASH
ABOUT GINNY AND JOE?
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WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?
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THERE'S NO COUPLE AT THE SCHOOL
NAMED GINNY AND JOE.
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SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS GINNY IS AVAILABLE?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU JUST HERE BECAUSE YOU MISS US?
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WHAT? NOT "JUST."
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I ALSO WAS HOPING TO BE A LIVE MODEL
FOR THE ART CLASS.
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GO HOME, WE'LL BE BACK AFTER SCHOOL.
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FINE, BUT THEY'LL BE MISSING OUT
ON MY "WHO, ME?" POSE...
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"WHO, ME?"
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(laughing)
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WHOA, WHO'S THE NEW KID?
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Stan: WES MANNING.
LOOKED HIM UP ON THE INTERNET.
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HE'S A 64-YEAR-OLD RETIRED MACHINIST
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FROM TENAFLY, NEW JERSEY.
THANK YOU, INTERNET.
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HE'S REALLY CUTE. WAIT HERE,
I'M GONNA DO A WALK-BY.
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YOU'LL PROBABLY THINK I'M WEIRD,
BUT I'M KIND OF EXCITED.
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I REALLY LIKE SCHOOL. (laughing)
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LIKES SCHOOL!
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I LIKE GIRLS WHO ARE SMART AND FUNNY.
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LIKES SMART, FUNNY GIRLS.
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SO, BECAUSE WE WERE READING ANIMAL FARM,
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HE TOOK US ON A FIELD TRIP
TO A PETTING ZOO.
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET
A FOOTBALL COACH TEACH AN ENGLISH CLASS.
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(laughing)
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GUYS, HE LIKES READING AND MAKING FUN
OF FOOTBALL COACHES.
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HE'S PERFECT!
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WELL, YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HIM.
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NO. I CAN'T.
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I MEAN, HE PROBABLY ONLY LIKES
THE TALL GIRLS WHO GREW OVER THE SUMMER.
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OH, THAT'S CRAZY.
YOU'RE SMART AND FUNNY AND REALLY CUTE.
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JUST TALK TO HIM.
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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YOU WALK OVER THERE, YOU TRIP,
YOU THROW UP ON YOURSELF.
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IT'S CALLED THE TRIP-PUKE.
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OKAY. I'M GONNA DO IT.
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I MEAN, WHAT LINDSAY SAID,
NOT THE TRIP-PUKE.
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NOBODY PLANS THE TRIP-PUKE.
IT JUST HAPPENS.
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JUST LOOK AT THE SIXTH GRADERS.
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REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE THAT LITTLE?
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NO, WAIT. I DON'T...
I'M NOT... I DON'T EVEN...
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I'M JUST... I'M JUST...
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TOO SHORT.
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TOO SHORT! TOO SHORT! TOO SHORT!
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I KNOW IT IS! STOP MOCKING ME!
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YOU'RE HOME, YOU'RE HOME!
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OH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN GONE
MONTHS OR YEARS,
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BUT I WASN'T SURE
IF YOU WERE EVER COMING BACK!
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STAN, I JUST LEFT THIS MORNING
FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
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AND YOU DIDN'T SEND ONE POSTCARD.
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OH, YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME!
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OH, I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY,
BUT I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
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UGH, IT FELT LIKE A YEAR.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING!
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO GO UP AND DOWN.
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I'M TRYING TO GET TALLER, NOT STRONGER.
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YOU'LL JUST MAKE YOUR ARMS LONGER.
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THEY'LL DRAG ON THE GROUND
AND YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A CHIMP.
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NOW STOP BEING SO SELF-INVOLVED
AND HELP ME FIGURE OUT
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WHAT TO DO ABOUT MY HAIR!
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WILL YOU STOP OBSESSING
OVER YOUR STUPID HAIR?
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MY HAIR IS TOO SHORT!
219
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:43,423
MY WHOLE BODY IS TOO SHORT!
220
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,500
EXACTLY, SO YOU'RE PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE.
221
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:48,923
YOUR PROBLEM DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M UP HERE, WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE.
222
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,667
(yells in frustration)
223
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:53,920
WHAT'S WRONG WITH AVERY?
224
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,380
SHE'S UPSET ABOUT HER BODY.
225
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:59,629
OKAY, ELLEN, YOU'VE BEEN PREPARING
FOR THIS MOMENT.
226
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:01,499
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MESS IT UP
LIKE YOUR MOM DID.
227
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,543
I HAD TO HAVE MY LITTLE TALK WITH MYSELF.
228
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,130
WHICH I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.
GOOD TALK, ELLEN.
229
00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:10,536
SWEETIE...
230
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,420
I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE HAVING ISSUES
WITH YOUR BODY.
231
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,749
SO, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE GAL CHAT.
232
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,670
YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR CONCERNS
OR QUESTIONS ARE.
233
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:25,710
I'LL OFFER YOU THE WISDOM I'VE COLLECTED
FROM MY EXPERIENCES AS A LIFELONG WOMAN.
234
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,995
NOW, JUST POINT TO A PART OF YOUR BODY
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
235
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,793
(screaming)
236
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,165
THAT TALK WENT SO MUCH BETTER
WHEN I GAVE IT TO MYSELF.
237
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,423
CHLOE, HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY
OF SECOND GRADE?
238
00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,539
I LEARNED THAT "ELEPHANT" HAS A P IN IT.
239
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,285
I DON'T KNOW WHY NO ONE HERE TOLD ME THAT.
240
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:47,253
HOW'D THE LUNCH BOX GO OVER?
241
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,503
THE LUNCH BOX DIDN'T MATTER.
242
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,044
IN SECOND GRADE,
WHAT MATTERS IS WHAT'S INSIDE.
243
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,583
I TOLD CHLOE THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF NICE.
244
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:56,037
LIKE WITH A PERSON.
WHAT MATTERS ISN'T WHAT'S ON THE...
245
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:59,535
DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER IN THE CAR.
NOT MAKING ME FEEL BETTER NOW.
246
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,253
I THOUGHT I MADE YOU A VERY NICE LUNCH.
247
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,543
UH, WELL, APPARENTLY, HON,
248
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,495
LUNCHTIME IS ALL ABOUT TRADING.
249
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,883
YOUR LUNCH HAD NO TRADE VALUE.
250
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,290
THIS WAS ALL I COULD GET FOR IT.
251
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:11,629
A BANANA?
252
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,285
NO. JUST THE PEEL.
253
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:15,668
BUT THEY DIDN'T TAKE YOUR LUNCH.
254
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,125
IT WAS A PITY PEEL.
255
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,377
I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL.
256
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,958
I'LL TRY AND MAKE YOU
A REALLY GREAT LUNCH FOR TOMORROW.
257
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,288
THANKS, MOMMY! I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH.
258
00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:26,632
I BELIEVE IN YOU!
259
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,129
AW, THAT'S SO SWEET, HONEY.
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.
260
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,633
YOU'RE RIGHT, DADDY,
SHE RESPONDS TO ENCOURAGEMENT.
261
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:36,252
WELL, NOT EVERYTHING I TAUGHT YOU
IN THE CAR WAS USELESS.
262
00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,462
ALL RIGHT,
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY PROBLEM,
263
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:40,962
AND I'M GOING TO TAKE ACTION.
264
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,211
MOM, YOU'RE DRIVING ME TO THE MALL.
265
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,831
OH, THAT'S GREAT, SWEETHEART.
AND ON THE WAY THERE, WE CAN...
266
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:45,877
IF YOU TRY TO GAL TALK ME ON THE DRIVE,
267
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:48,959
I WILL STUNT ROLL OUT OF THE MOVING CAR
ONTO THE FREEWAY.
268
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,457
WELL, NOT OUT OF THE MOVING CAR.
I'M NOT A STUNT WOMAN.
269
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:54,832
THE POINT IS, I'M OUT OF THERE
AS SOON AS IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE.
270
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,245
AVERY SAID SHE WENT TO THE MALL
AND FIXED HER PROBLEM.
271
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,673
I WONDER WHAT SHE DID.
272
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,750
I THINK THAT.
273
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:12,421
SO, THESE PLATFORMS ADD SIX INCHES,
THE HAIR'S ANOTHER EIGHT,
274
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,210
AND THE VERTICAL STRIPES
ADD THE ILLUSION OF TWO MORE.
275
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,171
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
276
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:17,830
HOW ARE WE PLAYING THIS?
277
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,577
WHAT SHE NEEDS TO HEAR
OR WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR?
278
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,035
AVERY, YOU LOOK GREAT!
279
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,125
WANTS TO HEAR... GOT IT. YOU LOOK TALL.
280
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,790
WELL, I BETTER GO TALK TO WES
BEFORE I LOSE MY CONFIDENCE.
281
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,375
WHAT'S THE POINT OF LOOKING LIKE
A GIANT PENCIL
282
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,918
IF YOU CAN'T WRITE YOUR OWN DESTINY?
283
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,830
-HI, I'M AVERY.
-SORRY, NOT NOW.
284
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,039
(barking)
285
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,415
STAN, COME HERE!
286
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,292
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU,
YOU CAN'T COME TO SEE US AT SCHOOL.
287
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:55,665
I WAS JUST SO WORRIED ABOUT HOW GINNY
AND JOE WERE TAKING THE BREAK-UP.
288
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,499
GINNY AND JOE ARE MADE UP.
289
00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,083
THEY MADE UP? THAT'S GREAT.
290
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,626
THOSE TWO CRAZY KIDS DESERVE A CHANCE.
291
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:07,002
STAN, YOU'VE GOTTA ACCEPT
THAT WE'RE GOING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY NOW.
292
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,003
YOU CAN'T BE HANGING AROUND HERE SO MUCH.
293
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,003
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M HANGING AROUND SO MUCH?
294
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,957
THEY'RE NUDES, BUT THEY'RE TASTEFUL.
295
00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,245
AVERY?
296
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,292
IS THAT LUMP UNDER THE COVERS YOU?
297
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,495
WHAT DO YOU THINK, STAN?
298
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,920
WELL, THE LUMP
IS ABOUT YOUR SIZE AND SHAPE.
299
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,500
AND HAS YOUR VOICE, AND SMELLS LIKE YOU.
300
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,709
SO, IT'S EITHER YOU OR A DUCK.
301
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,165
I DON'T EVER WANT
TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN.
302
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:44,038
BUT AVERY LOVES SCHOOL.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH AVERY, DUCK?
303
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,827
I'M THE SMALLEST KID IN MY GRADE, STAN.
I JUST DON'T FIT IN.
304
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,578
AVERY, YOUR SIZE HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOUR WORTH.
305
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,377
AM I WORTH MORE THAN
ONE OF THOSE LITTLE DOGS
306
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,208
THAT WOMEN CARRY IN THEIR PURSES?
307
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,751
YES, I AM.
308
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,174
THAT'S A BAD EXAMPLE.
309
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:06,043
I AM THE PURSE DOG, STAN.
THIS BOY WES WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.
310
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,415
BECAUSE OF YOUR HEIGHT?
311
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:11,999
HE CALLED ME A "LITTLE SIXTH GRADER"
AND THEN TODAY HE TOTALLY BLEW ME OFF.
312
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,537
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
IF IT WASN'T BECAUSE I'M SHORT?
313
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,997
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
314
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,293
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PURSE DOGS:
SHIVERING OR VICIOUS.
315
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,785
WHICH ONE ARE YOU, AVERY?
316
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,285
WELL, I AM A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG.
I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET COLD.
317
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,705
I EAT SMALL, BUT FREQUENT, MEALS.
318
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,002
-SAY "VICIOUS."
-VICIOUS!
319
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,133
YEAH, YOU ARE.
320
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,536
YEAH, I AM.
321
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,625
AND I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND.
322
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,417
TOMORROW AT SCHOOL,
323
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,210
I'M GOING TO TELL HIM WHAT A JERK HE IS.
324
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,748
HE'S THE ONE WHO SHOULD FEEL BAD
ABOUT THIS, NOT ME.
325
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:48,294
THATAGIRL! OR PURSE DOG.
OR DUCK.
326
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,665
OR WHATEVER YOU ARE.
327
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,326
HEY, AVERY.
328
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,713
YOUR MOTHER TELLS ME YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
SOME ISSUES WITH YOUR BODY.
329
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,462
(chuckles) NOW...
330
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:04,827
I KNOW HER APPROACH MAY HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE OFF-PUTTING.
331
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:09,377
BUT LUCKY FOR YOU,
I HAVE HARRIET THE HIPPO.
332
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:14,670
NOW, HARRIET'S HAS HER INSECURITIES
ABOUT HER CHANGING BODY, TOO.
333
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,960
-I WONDER WHAT THEY...
-(screaming)
334
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,329
HARRIET, YOU SCARE PEOPLE.
335
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,173
MOMMY, I BELIEVED IN YOU.
336
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,790
AND THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
337
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,631
BELIEVED.
338
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,247
DON'T TELL ME TODAY'S LUNCH
WAS NO GOOD, EITHER.
339
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,333
I MADE YOU A VERY NICE SANDWICH
WITH LEFTOVER CHICKEN.
340
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,752
HOW CAN I TRADE THIS?
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PICK IT UP.
341
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:53,037
ALL THE KIDS CALLED IT
THE "FALL APART DISASTER STINK SANDWICH."
342
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,288
THAT'S NOT EVEN CLEVER.
343
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,995
WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE'RE IN SECOND GRADE.
344
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,754
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM NOW.
345
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,424
THIS WASN'T A PROBLEM IN FIRST GRADE.
346
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:05,917
IN FIRST GRADE, WE'D EAT ANYTHING:
PASTE, MUD...
347
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,830
TONY ATE HIS SHOELACES.
348
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,998
WE HAD TO HAVE AN ASSEMBLY ABOUT IT.
349
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,712
BUT NOW WE'RE IN SECOND GRADE...
EXCEPT FOR TONY.
350
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:19,382
WE WANT SOMETHING GOOD.
I NEED SOMETHING I CAN TRADE.
351
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,210
WHAT DID AVERY DO IN SECOND GRADE?
352
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,418
SHE MADE HER OWN LUNCH.
353
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,459
YEAH, I AM NOT GONNA DO THAT.
354
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,208
FINE, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
IN YOUR LUNCH TOMORROW?
355
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,205
TEN DOLLARS.
356
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,707
YEAH, I AM NOT GONNA DO THAT.
357
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,456
OH, HEY, AVERY.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM,
358
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:41,582
AND HAVE YOU CONSIDERED WEARING A HAT?
IT CAN MAKE YOU LOOK TALLER.
359
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,747
-NO, LINDSAY, HATS ARE YOUR THING.
-OH, THANK GOODNESS.
360
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,584
I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE
TO BE THE ONE TO SAY THAT.
361
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,960
AND I REALIZED, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
IT'S WES'S.
362
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,751
AND IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME
BECAUSE I'M SHORT,
363
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,044
THEN HE'S A JERK...
364
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,539
A DREAMY, HAZEL-EYED JERK.
365
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,793
AND I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT.
366
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:01,751
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
MENTION HIS CHISELED JAW
367
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,294
AND PERFECT HAIR. THAT'LL GET HIM.
368
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,421
ARE YOU SURE THIS
ISN'T JUST ALL IN YOUR HEAD?
369
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,830
MAYBE HE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU'RE SHORT.
370
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,577
THEN WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE
BLOWN ME OFF LIKE THAT YESTERDAY?
371
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,785
UGH. THIS GROSS PIMPLE WILL NOT GO AWAY.
372
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,075
I DON'T WANT ANY GIRLS LOOKING AT ME
UNTIL IT'S GONE.
373
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,790
UH, SORRY, NOT NOW.
374
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,503
STUPID PIMPLE.
375
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:23,995
HEY, WESS.
376
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,883
I KNOW WHY YOU WON'T LOOK AT ME,
AND IT'S DISGUSTING!
377
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,709
YOU ARE A REPULSIVE PERSON
AND YOU MAKE ME SICK.
378
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,582
IT'S JUST A PIMPLE. IT'LL GO AWAY!
379
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,460
WAIT! PIMPLE? WHAT PIMPLE?
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR PIMPLE!
380
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,132
SORRY! I KEEP SAYING PIMPLE.
381
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,293
(screams)
382
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,125
WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
383
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:43,674
PIMPLE.
384
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,501
I REALLY BLEW IT WITH HIM.
385
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,500
I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS LOOKING
AT ME DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE OF MY SIZE,
386
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,133
BUT MAYBE IT REALLY WAS ALL IN MY HEAD.
387
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,917
JUST LIKE PROBABLY NO ONE EVEN NOTICED
WES'S PIMPLE.
388
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,380
HEY, MAYBE IT'S THE SAME WITH YOUR HAIR.
389
00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:58,879
WHAT ABOUT MY HAIR?
390
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,919
I MEAN, MAYBE NO ONE ELSE WILL THINK
IT'S AS BAD AS YOU DO.
391
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,580
OH, NO. IT'S BAD.
392
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,578
BUT EVERYONE'S GOING
TO SEE IT AT SOME POINT,
393
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,877
SO I MIGHT AS WELL USE
THAT TO DO SOME GOOD.
394
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,380
HEY, PIMPLE BOY.
395
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,333
HEY, MAN. DON'T FEEL BAD
ABOUT WHAT MY SISTER SAID.
396
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:16,747
WE ALL HAVE OUR HIDEOUS FLAWS.
397
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,126
AT LEAST YOURS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THIS...
398
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,751
(all applauding)
399
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,919
(laughing)
400
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,672
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS SO MEAN!
401
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,080
WELL, I THINK WE ALL LEARNED
SOMETHING HERE.
402
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,964
THE AMAZINGNESS OF MY HAIR
WAS NEVER IN ITS LENGTH.
403
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,792
YES. THAT'S WHAT WE LEARNED.
404
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,288
Stan: AVERY FIGURED OUT
405
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,995
THAT JUST 'CAUSE SHE WAS SELF-CONSCIOUS
ABOUT SOMETHING
406
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,963
DIDN'T MEAN THAT EVERYONE ELSE
WAS LOOKING AT IT THE SAME WAY.
407
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,668
AND I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT, TOO,
THANKS TO A LITTLE HELP FROM TYLER.
408
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,076
HERE, STAN. WHENEVER YOU MISS US,
YOU JUST PLAY WITH THESE.
409
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:01,879
THANKS, TYLER.
410
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,999
OH, AND THE GOOD NEWS
IS THEY'RE NOT MADE OF CHEESE,
411
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:04,963
SO YOU WON'T EAT THEM.
412
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,960
NEVER ASSUME A DOG WON'T EAT SOMETHING.
413
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,956
I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE A SPRING.
414
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,583
WHEN I POOP THAT OUT,
I HOPE IT DOESN'T BOUNCE BACK IN.
415
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,165
GUESS WHAT THEY CALLED MY LUNCH TODAY?
416
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,292
A REUBEN SANDWICH.
417
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,170
NAMED AFTER A REALLY SMELLY KID
NAMED REUBEN
418
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,790
WHO WEARS HIS UNDERWEAR
ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS PANTS.
419
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:39,077
CHLOE, I REALLY UPPED MY GAME
AND MADE YOU AN AMAZING LUNCH.
420
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,883
IF YOU CAN EAT THIS,
I'LL STOP COMPLAINING.
421
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,672
BENNETT, COME HERE.
422
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,287
LET'S SHOW CHLOE
WHAT A GREAT SANDWICH THIS IS.
423
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,830
ME?
424
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,670
YOU EAT HALF, I'LL EAT HALF.
SUPPORT ME ON THIS.
425
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,080
WELL, I WANT TO SUPPORT YOU,
426
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,746
BUT I HAVE
AN ABNORMALLY STRONG GAG REFLEX.
427
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,834
-YOU'RE BEING DRAMATIC...
-I DON'T WANT TO THROW UP...
428
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,167
(arguing)
429
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,710
-EAT IT!
-OKAY!
430
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:05,792
OKAY.
431
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,253
I CAN DO THIS.
432
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,754
(gagging)
433
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,245
COME ON, IT IS NOT SO...
434
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:18,875
(indistinct) OH!
435
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,459
KEEP GOING. IT GETS WORSE.
436
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,880
(audible crunch)
437
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,043
THAT'S CARTILAGE.
438
00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:30,792
(both mumbling)
439
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,131
THERE.
440
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,042
-GOOD.
-MM. GOOD.
441
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,174
NOW THE POTATO SALAD.
442
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,998
TOMORROW I'LL PUT
TEN DOLLARS IN YOUR LUNCH.
443
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,133
THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING.
444
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,920
(spring springing)
445
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,130
Stan: OH, NOT THE SPRING!
I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
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