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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,250 Chloe: MOMMY! MOMMY! 2 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:04,165 STAN'S GONNA BE IN A TALENT SHOW! 3 00:00:04,458 --> 00:00:05,828 THERE'S A COMPETITION IN THE PARK, 4 00:00:05,917 --> 00:00:07,827 AND I LET CHLOE AND STAN SIGN UP. 5 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:09,707 WHAT'S HIS TALENT? JUMPING UP ON A CHAIR 6 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,502 AND GRABBING THE HAMBURGER MEAT OUT OF MY HANDS? 7 00:00:11,583 --> 00:00:13,043 HE'S REALLY GOOD AT THAT. 8 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:14,422 Stan: YOU TIME THAT WRONG, 9 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,710 ALL YOU GET IS A MOUTHFUL OF BONY WRIST. 10 00:00:17,709 --> 00:00:20,459 BUT DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED IF HE DOESN'T WIN. 11 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:23,292 IT'S NOT LIKE STAN HAS ANY SORT OF SPECIAL TALENTS. 12 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:25,955 TYLER, WE ARE GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE CHLOE TO THE PARK 13 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:28,541 IN A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR THE ANIMAL TALENT SHOW. 14 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:31,035 THE WINNER GETS TO BE IN A PET FOOD COMMERCIAL WITH THEIR DOG. 15 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:33,035 YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GONNA WIN. 16 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:34,875 STAN HAS NO TALENT. 17 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:44,036 Bennett: TYLER, 18 00:00:44,959 --> 00:00:46,499 YOU ARE GONNA HELP YOUR SISTER WITH THIS 19 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:49,503 BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER. 20 00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:55,464 STAN IS SO SMART, WE'LL WIN FOR SURE! 21 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:58,212 ( scoffs) GIRLS WILL SEE ME IN A TV COMMERCIAL 22 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:02,211 AND I'LL BE LIKE, "THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON TV, GIRLS." 23 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:05,041 ALL MY FRIENDS WILL SEE ME ON A TV COMMERCIAL 24 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:09,575 AND I'LL BE LIKE, "THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON TV, GIRLS." 25 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:12,037 CUTE POODLES WILL SEE ME IN A TV COMMERCIAL 26 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:15,575 AND I'LL BE LIKE, "WOOF!" AND THEY'LL BE LIKE, "WOOF!" 27 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:18,377 CAUSE THAT'S HOW I PLAY THE LADIES. 28 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:22,538 Stan: IT WOULD BE SO COOL TO WIN THE TALENT SHOW AND DO A COMMERCIAL. 29 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,125 STAN... 30 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,670 STAN... 31 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,500 (melodramatic) STAN. 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,880 WAIT, WHAT AM I SELLING HERE? 33 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,129 OH, RIGHT. KIBBLE. I MEAN... 34 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,538 (melodramatic) KIBBLE. 35 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,039 ♪♪ 36 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,290 ( school bell rings ) 37 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:57,125 AVERY, COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE INTERNET SAFETY ASSEMBLY. 38 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,330 -YOU LOVE SAFETY ASSEMBLIES. -THE FUN ONES, 39 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:01,377 LIKE "HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF A RUNAWAY BUS" 40 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:04,288 OR "SNEEZING INTO YOUR ARM TO AVOID A PANDEMIC." 41 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,540 BUT MY DAD IS THE ONE SPEAKING. 42 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:10,075 HE'S LECTURING ON THE DANGERS OF THE INTERNET 43 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:12,246 BECAUSE HE WROTE ONE OF HIS PARENTING BOOKS ABOUT IT. 44 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,713 -( sneezes ) -INTO YOUR ARM! 45 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:19,325 IT IS SO EMBARRASSING HAVING YOUR PARENTS AT SCHOOL. 46 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:21,708 I KNOW. THAT TIME I BROKE MY ANKLE IN GYM, 47 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:24,332 I DIDN'T CALL MY MOM 'CAUSE I KNEW SHE'D COME PICK ME UP. 48 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:27,921 HEY, BY ANY CHANCE DID YOU BRING YOUR... 49 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,420 Both: ...EMBARRASSMENT HAT WITH THE BIG FLOPPY BRIM 50 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,880 THAT COVERS YOUR FACE? 51 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,916 AVERY, THE ASSEMBLY'S OVER. 52 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,880 YOU CAN TAKE THAT OFF NOW. 53 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:42,209 SO, YOUR DAD IS THE INTERNET SHERIFF, HUH? 54 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:44,081 YEAH, THAT'S HIM. 55 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:47,956 "LAME DAD AT BACKSLASH DOT HIDE ME IN A HAT." (giggles ) 56 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,503 HE HAS SUCH STUPID RULES. 57 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:53,003 NO SOCIAL NETWORK SITES UNTIL YOU'RE FIFTEEN? 58 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,583 YOU MUST BE THE ONLY ONE IN OUR GRADE WHO'S NOT ON BUDDYBOP. 59 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:57,457 HOW DO YOU SHARE PICTURES AND VIDEOS-- 60 00:02:57,542 --> 00:02:59,882 -TEXTING? -( all laugh ) 61 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:01,792 NO. (forced laugh) 62 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:04,995 I HAVE THE DRUGSTORE PRINT DOUBLES. HA-HA-HA! 63 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,963 ( Avery continues laughing ) 64 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,921 OF COURSE I'M ON BUDDYBOP. 65 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,880 I MEAN, I'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY LAME TO BE 66 00:03:15,959 --> 00:03:19,789 THE ONLY KID IN THE WHOLE GRADE NOT ON BUDDYBOP, RIGHT? 67 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:21,455 COOL. WHAT'S YOUR SCREEN NAME? 68 00:03:21,542 --> 00:03:23,882 OH, UM... (clears throat) 69 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,748 MY SCREEN NAME IS, UH, 70 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,214 "LincolnRussiaUglySweater." 71 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,705 WE'LL BUDDYBOP YOU AFTER SCHOOL. 72 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:36,956 GREAT. (fake laugh) 73 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:38,711 AVERY, YOU'RE NOT ON BUDDYBOP. 74 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,752 THOSE GIRLS ARE GONNA BOP "LincolnRussiaUglySweater" AFTER SCHOOL-- 75 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:44,384 -WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? -RACE HOME AND OPEN AN ACCOUNT 76 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,328 WITHOUT MY PARENTS FINDING OUT BEFORE THOSE GIRLS GO ONLINE? 77 00:03:47,417 --> 00:03:50,287 I JUST HOPE NO ONE'S TAKEN THE NAME "LincolnRussiaUglySweater." 78 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:53,995 I THINK THAT'S THE ONE THING YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. 79 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,213 -GO! -( video game noises ) 80 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:00,171 OFF, OFF, OFF. 81 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,960 OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF. 82 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,173 OH! 83 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:07,457 THAT'S BUDDYBOP. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON BUDDYBOP! 84 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:10,077 THIS IS TEENAGER STUFF. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER. 85 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,626 MOMMY ALWAYS SAYS THAT TOO. 86 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:14,289 I'M GONNA BE REALLY SMART WHEN I'M OLDER. 87 00:04:15,542 --> 00:04:17,042 -HEY, AVE. -HEY! WHAT? NOTHING. 88 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,165 I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK. 89 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,210 OH. I WAS JUST GONNA ASK HOW YOUR FATHER'S TALK AT SCHOOL TODAY WENT. 90 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:24,581 GREAT. INSPIRING. IT ACTUALLY GOT ME LOTS OF ATTENTION. 91 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:29,037 KIDS CAME UP TO ME THAT I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE AND... SAID THINGS. 92 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:32,075 THAT'S GREAT! I'M GONNA ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO HIS TALK... 93 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:34,626 "MY BODY'S CHANGING-- WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" 94 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:40,995 ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO. GOT MY ACCOUNT SET UP. 95 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,043 Computer: BUDDY BOP. BUDDY BOP. BUDDY BOP. 96 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,246 WHOA, JUST IN TIME. I'M GETTING A TON OF BOPS. 97 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:48,083 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT SHOWING PICTURES TO YOUR FRIENDS? 98 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:50,916 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. YOU CAN SEE EACH OTHER'S PICTURES 99 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,830 AND THEN MAKE CLEVER COMMENTS ON THEM. 100 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:53,747 ( clears throat ) 101 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:57,035 "LOVE YOUR FEET." EXCLAM. 102 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:58,665 SEE? 103 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:01,250 IS THAT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR SISTER OFF THE CHAIR 104 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:02,173 AND LIE TO MOMMY? 105 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,210 WOW. I DID THAT, DIDN'T I? 106 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:08,287 I GUESS I JUST GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN WANTING TO FIT IN 107 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,825 I DIDN'T REALLY SEE IT THAT WAY. 108 00:05:09,917 --> 00:05:11,957 BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YES. YES, IT IS THAT IMPORTANT. 109 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,963 Stan: OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE. 110 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:19,921 WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M DOING FOR THE TALENT SHOW TOMORROW. 111 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,830 WE HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING GREAT YOU CAN DO 112 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:23,247 WITHOUT LETTING PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN TALK. 113 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,713 HMM... I'VE GOT IT! 114 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:30,832 ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS, ONCE MORE, 115 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:33,327 OR CLOSE THE WALL UP WITH OUR ENGLISH DEAD. 116 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,629 THAT'S GREAT, STAN, BUT-- 117 00:05:35,709 --> 00:05:37,709 IN PEACE THAT'S NOTHING SO BECOMES A MAN 118 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:39,542 AS MODEST STILLNESS AND HUMILITY. 119 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:40,535 STAN, YOU CAN'T-- 120 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:43,455 BUT WHEN THE BLAST OF WAR BLOWS IN OUR EARS, 121 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:45,382 THEN IMITATE THE ACTION OF THE TIGER. 122 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,578 STIFFEN THE SINEWS, SUMMON UP THE BLOOD, 123 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:51,827 DISGUISE FAIR NATURE WITH HARD-FAVORED RAGE! 124 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:55,627 IT'S SHAKESPEARE. HENRY V. 125 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:57,415 YOU CAN'T TALK. 126 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,920 I WASN'T TALKING. I WAS ACTING. 127 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,880 MORE LIKE OVERACTING. 128 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:04,462 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. THE JUDGES ARE GONNA SAY, 129 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:06,542 "LET'S NOT GIVE IT TO THE DOG RECITING SHAKESPEARE. 130 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,625 HIS PERFORMANCE WAS A BIG BROAD." 131 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:11,673 STAN, THAT'S STILL TALKING. 132 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,380 OH. 133 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:15,208 I'VE GOT AN EVEN BETTER IDEA. 134 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:20,169 ♪ SHE WAS GROOMED AND SHAVED TO LOOK LIKE A GODDESS ♪ 135 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:23,750 ♪ WITH COMELY CURVES COMPRISING HER BODICE ♪ 136 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:27,424 ♪ SHE'S THE POODLE FROM PASADENA ♪ 137 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:31,130 ♪ SHE MAKES ALL THE DOGS GO "WOOF" ♪ 138 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:34,168 ♪ MAKES THOSE CUCKOO DOGS GO "WOOF" ♪ 139 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:39,080 ♪ SHE MAKES ME GO WOOF ♪ 140 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,746 YEAH, TRY THE KIBBLE. 141 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,294 -NO! -NO! 142 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:46,035 I'M NOT TALKING, I'M SINGING. 143 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,285 OH... RIGHT. 144 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:51,997 PERFECT. 145 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:54,213 ALL RIGHT... POSTED. 146 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:55,539 HEY, SWEETHEART. 147 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,575 HEY! WHAT? NOTHING. I'M DOING HOMEWORK. 148 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:01,537 OKAY. SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY TALK THIS MORNING? 149 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:04,125 GREAT. I LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT INTERNET SAFETY. 150 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:05,418 Computer: BUDDY BOP. 151 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,630 -WHAT WAS THAT? -WHAT WAS WHAT? 152 00:07:06,709 --> 00:07:07,709 BUDDY BOP. 153 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,540 THAT SOUND. 154 00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:11,455 AVERY, ARE YOU ON THAT SOCIAL NETWORK SITE-- 155 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:13,042 -WHAT'S IT CALLED? -BUDDY BOP. 156 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:17,633 WHEN YOU MINIMIZE THE SCREEN, IT SHOULD MINIMIZE THE SOUND! 157 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:20,879 AVERY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT BEHIND OUR BACKS AND DEFIED US! 158 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:23,579 YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 159 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:27,207 EXACTLY! I'M A GOOD KID! I DON'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! 160 00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:29,671 SO YOU SHOULD TRUST ME TO BE RESPONSIBLE ONLINE. 161 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,960 HONEY, IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T TRUST YOU. 162 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:34,081 WE DON'T TRUST THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT THERE. 163 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:36,786 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THESE RULES IN OUR FAMILY. 164 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:39,035 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA MEET ON THE INTERNET. 165 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,245 -YOU MET MOM ON THE INTERNET. -WHEN I WAS 40. 166 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:46,168 YOUR PROFILE SAID YOU WERE 38. 167 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,420 CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK ON TRACK HERE, 168 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,790 "OUTDOORSY FREE SPIRIT WITH NO KIDS"? 169 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,880 YOU WILL MAKE BETTER DECISIONS WHEN YOU'RE OLDER. 170 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:57,459 DAD, IT'S NOT FAIR! 171 00:07:57,542 --> 00:08:00,962 I'M THE ONLY KID IN MY GRADE WHO'S NOT ALLOWED ON BUDDYBOP! 172 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:04,171 AND JUST BECAUSE MY DAD IS "THE INTERNET SHERIFF." 173 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,380 I WANT YOUR COMPUTER, AND YOUR PHONE, 174 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,038 AND YOUR BUDDYBOP PASSWORD SO WE CAN SHUT DOWN YOUR ACCOUNT. 175 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,785 WE'LL DISCUSS THE REST OF YOUR PUNISHMENT LATER. 176 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:11,825 UGH! 177 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:14,827 ( sighs ) 178 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,877 THEY CALL ME "THE SHERIFF." 179 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:24,747 Chloe: OKAY... 180 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:26,834 THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA WIN US THE TALENT SHOW. 181 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:28,747 -READY TO REHEARSE? -READY! 182 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:42,746 Tyler: NO, THIS LOOKS COOL WHEN THEY DO IT ON THE INTERNET. 183 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,544 IN PERSON IT'S JUST WEIRD. 184 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,575 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS WEIRD. 185 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:50,535 DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER TALENT BESIDE TALKING? 186 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:52,745 THERE IS ONE GIFT I POSSESS, 187 00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:54,634 BUT I DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME. 188 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:57,209 TANGO. DARN! I SPOKE IT'S NAME! 189 00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,631 TANGO? YOU MEAN, LIKE DANCING? 190 00:08:59,709 --> 00:09:02,129 NO! (laughs) IT'S NOTHING LIKE-- 191 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,418 OH, WAIT, YOU SAID DANCING? 192 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:04,750 THEN YES. 193 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,537 SO, YOU'LL DO THAT FOR THE TALENT SHOW? 194 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,415 NO. SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED 195 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,960 AND I WILL NEVER AGAIN HOLD A ROSE IN MY TEETH. 196 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:14,668 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU TANGO. 197 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,790 DANG IT! I SAID "TANGO" AGAIN! 198 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,920 I MEAN, WHEN YOU DANCE THAT ALLURING DANCE, TANGO-- 199 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,250 DANG IT! 200 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,666 SO, WHAT NOW? 201 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,080 LET'S THINK ABOUT IT OVER LUNCH. 202 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,245 HEY, MOMMY. 203 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,583 LOOKING GOOD. 204 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,330 OH... 205 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,495 HEY, HON, YOU REMEMBER WHEN I GOT MY NEW PHONE 206 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,333 AND WE TOOK SILLY PICTURES OF OURSELVES? 207 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:58,665 THE PICTURES YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD DELETE? 208 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,170 YEAH, THESE. 209 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,580 YOU SAID THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A CONSTIPATED HOWLER MONKEY. 210 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:08,037 I NEVER SAID THAT. SOME OF THEM MADE YOU LOOK CONSTIPATED, 211 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,995 SOME OF THEM MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOWLER MONKEY. 212 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:14,035 I MEAN, WHAT WOULD A CONSTIPATED HOWLER MONKEY EVEN LOOK LIKE? 213 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,705 OH, HERE. 214 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,293 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH THESE? 215 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:22,375 I'M TEACHING AVERY A LESSON ABOUT THE DOWNSIDE OF SOCIAL NETWORKING. 216 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,578 INSTEAD OF CLOSING HER BUDDYBOP PAGE, 217 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,577 I POSTED THESE PICTURES ON IT. 218 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,417 OH, BENNETT, NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. 219 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,170 THIS IS REALLY GOING TO EMBARRASS HER. 220 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,580 WELL, I'D RATHER HER BE A LITTLE EMBARRASSED NOW 221 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:35,127 THAN BE IN REAL DANGER LATER FROM A BAD DECISION. 222 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,748 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE-- YOU NOT DELETING THESE 223 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:40,084 OR USING ME AS A WEAPON AGAINST OUR DAUGHTER. 224 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:42,666 I USED BOTH OF US! IT'S A DOUBLE-BARREL! 225 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,920 KIND OF LIKE YOUR NOSE IN THIS PICTURE. 226 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:47,955 AND "DELETE." 227 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,673 CHASE YOUR TAIL! 228 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,630 -( barking, growling ) -CHASE YOUR TAIL! 229 00:10:56,709 --> 00:11:00,249 THIS IS GONNA BE OUR BIG FINISH: COMMANDO CRAWL! 230 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:07,666 WHOA! REMEMBER, BUDDY, THIS IS JUST THE DRESS REHEARSAL. 231 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,630 SAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR TONIGHT. 232 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,169 THERE'S YOUR WINNER RIGHT THERE! 233 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,830 YEAH, YOU MAY AS WELL TELL THE OTHER ACTS TO GO HOME. 234 00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:14,917 ( barking ) 235 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,380 ( onlookers gasping ) 236 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,043 SERIOUSLY, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL THEM TO GO HOME? 237 00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:24,289 Stan: THOSE AREN'T DOGS-- 238 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,285 THEY'RE SMALL, HAIRY ACROBATS! 239 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,830 FLIP! FLIP! 240 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,667 ( grunting ) 241 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:35,955 GIVE IT UP. WE'RE TOAST. 242 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:37,881 WE'RE GONNA BE LAUGHED OFF THE STAGE. 243 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,539 -NOT IF I-- -TANGO? 244 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:42,825 I WAS GONNA SAY JUMP THROUGH A FLAMING HOOP WHILE PLAYING THE ACCORDION. 245 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:45,747 -YOU CAN DO THAT? -NO, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT? 246 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:50,382 PLEASE, STAN, YOU'VE GOTTA TANGO. IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE. 247 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,710 -FINE. I'LL TANGO. -YES! 248 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:55,502 I'M GONNA NEED A SPARKLY SHIRT, STRAIGHT-CUT TROUSERS, 249 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,173 THREE POODLES AND A ROSE. 250 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,790 WAIT. WHAT ARE THE POODLES FOR? 251 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,535 YOU DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO THE AFTER-PARTY ALONE, DO YA? 252 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,958 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE. 253 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:12,331 THANKS TO THOSE STUPID PICTURES THAT YOU GUYS POSTED ON MY PAGE, 254 00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,997 NO ONE WOULD SIT WITH ME AT LUNCH-- 255 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:17,753 NOT EVEN DIRTY MYRON, WHO HAS EARTHWORMS LIVING IN HIS HAIR! 256 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,625 I WOULDN'T SIT WITH HER EITHER. SORRY. 257 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:24,249 SOMETIMES I JUST WANT SO BADLY TO FIT IN... 258 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,253 YET I KEEP WEARING THE HATS. 259 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,924 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU HAD A BAD DAY, 260 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,830 BUT I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. 261 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,497 I DID. I'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN. 262 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,206 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO OUR DAUGHTER! 263 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,001 YOU HAVE CRUSHED HER SPIRIT! 264 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,963 ( delighted shrieking ) 265 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:46,211 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY PARENTS THOUGHT THAT I WAS REALLY EMBARRASSED! 266 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,001 OR THAT I REALLY HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT MY HATS! 267 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,380 THEY HAVE NO IDEA THEY'RE THE ONES EVERYONE'S LAUGHING AT. 268 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:54,208 ( all laughing ) 269 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,501 AVERY, YOUR PARENTS ARE SO LAME! 270 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,333 I KNOW! ( laughing ) 271 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,537 YOU JUST HIGH-FIVED DIRTY MYRON. 272 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,455 ( sniffs ) I KNOW. 273 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,132 NOW MY HAND SMELLS LIKE A FOOT! 274 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,577 BENNETT! I FIXED EVERYTHING! COME SEE! 275 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,415 THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT AVERY BEING EMBARRASSED AT SCHOOL, 276 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,460 THE MORE UPSET I GOT, 277 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:17,582 SO I POSTED THIS ON HER PAGE. 278 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,537 Computer: BUDDY BOP. OOH. LOOKS LIKE YOUR PARENTS 279 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,535 -POSTED SOMETHING ELSE TO YOUR PAGE. -COOL! 280 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,665 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING FUN OF AT SCHOOL TOMORROW. 281 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,921 THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM AVERY'S MAMA BEAR 282 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,540 TO ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T SIT WITH MY LITTLE GIRL AT LUNCH. 283 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:33,252 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 284 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,253 YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT IF YOU KNEW HER LIKE I DO. 285 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,383 SHE'S SWEET, SHE'S GENTLE, 286 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,918 WHEN SHE WAS A BABY I USED TO CALL HER MY LITTLE A-BUNNY 287 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,170 'CAUSE HER LITTLE BOTTOM LOOKED JUST LIKE A LITTLE COTTONTAIL 288 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,580 AND HER POOPS LOOKED LIKE TINY LITTLE RAISINS. 289 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,785 ( screams) WHAT DID I DO? 290 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,575 ( screams) WHAT DID SHE DO? 291 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,383 ELLEN, THIS IS TEN TIMES WORSE 292 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,878 THAN THE PICTURES I POSTED! 293 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:59,669 I WAS UPSET! I DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH! 294 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,000 HELP ME GET THIS OFF HERE! HOW DO YOU UNPOST? 295 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,503 I DON'T KNOW! IF AVERY'S FRIENDS SEE THIS... 296 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,503 ...I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE AGAIN! 297 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,673 DID YOU REALLY POOP LITTLE RAISINS? 298 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:11,129 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY MOM IS... 299 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,328 ...THE CRAZY MOM WHO POSTED THE EMBARRASSING VIDEO. 300 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,287 LOOK OUT! HERE COMES CRAZY MOM! 301 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,785 ( screaming ) 302 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,825 -I THINK YOU JUST RECORDED THAT. -NO! 303 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,667 I THINK YOU JUST POSTED IT! 304 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,460 ( both screaming ) 305 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:23,832 ( both screaming ) 306 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,211 WHAT IS SHE DOING TO ME? 307 00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,669 IT'LL BE FINE, WE'LL JUST, UM, 308 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,290 DELETE THE PAGE BEFORE ANYONE SEES IT. 309 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,665 Computer: BUDDY BOP. BUDDY BOP. BUDDY BOP. BUDDY BOP. 310 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,290 -NO! -NO! 311 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,375 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -WE DON'T KNOW! 312 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,958 -WELL, STOP! -I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS! 313 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:42,291 IT'S LIKE WHEN I RENTED THE POWER HEDGE CLIPPERS-- 314 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,575 THE JOHNSONS STILL THINK THEIR SON SHAVED THEIR CAT. 315 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,167 YOU JUST POSTED THAT! 316 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,130 -WHAT? -( screaming ) 317 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,288 TURNING OFF THE MONITOR DOES NOTHING! 318 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,671 1,500 PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT. 319 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,210 WOW, THE INTERNET IS A REALLY FAST AND EFFICIENT WAY 320 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:58,831 TO DISSEMINATE INFORMATION! 321 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,670 OKAY, THERE. MY PAGE IS DELETED. 322 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,460 AS IS MY LIFE. 323 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,995 LINDSAY, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 324 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:11,133 OH, YOU'RE... COMING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW? WOW. 325 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,001 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 326 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,753 NO ONE'S GONNA WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME, 327 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,174 I'LL NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND, 328 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,830 I'LL END UP MARRIED TO DIRTY MYRON 329 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,917 AND YOU'LL END UP WITH DIRTY GRANDCHILDREN. 330 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,883 AND WE WILL LOVE THEM JUST THE SAME. 331 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:27,962 YOU RUINED MY LIFE! 332 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:29,421 YOU RUINED YOUR OWN LIFE. 333 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,960 THIS NEVER EVEN WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 334 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,631 IF YOU HADN'T GONE ON THAT BUDDYBOP IN THE FIRST PLACE. 335 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:34,959 YEAH, TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY. 336 00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,381 I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN. 337 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,250 EXCEPT TO SAY THIS: 338 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,633 WHAT'S FOR DINNER, AND DID YOU PICK UP MY TIES FROM THE DRY CLEANERS? 339 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,789 CHICKEN. 340 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,210 AND... HERE! 341 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,575 ( sighs ) 342 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,455 CHICKEN AGAIN? REALLY? 343 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,383 ( upbeat techno music ) 344 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,833 Audience: OOH... 345 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,747 ( applause ) 346 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,583 OOH! 347 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,630 ( cheers and applause ) 348 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,962 WHOO! 349 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,996 WHOO! WHOO! 350 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,921 ( cheers and applause ) 351 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,499 ( sustained applause ) 352 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,883 ALL RIGHT, YOU READY, STAN? WE'RE UP NEXT. 353 00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:47,999 I CAN'T. I THOUGHT I COULD DO IT, BUT I CAN'T. 354 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,293 THE TASTE OF THE ROSE IN MY MOUTH AGAIN BRINGS BACK TOO MANY MEMORIES. 355 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,705 AND REALLY, COULDN'T YOU FIND ONE WITHOUT THORNS? 356 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,625 STAN, WHAT HAPPENED THAT MAKES YOU FEEL THIS WAY? 357 00:16:57,709 --> 00:17:01,209 I TOLD YOU-- IT'S TOO PAINFUL, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 358 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,711 SO, I'LL JUST SHOW YOU MY SLIDE SHOW. 359 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,247 Stan: THE CROWD LOVED US. 360 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,247 WE WERE DANCING UP A STORM. 361 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,918 AND THEN, IT HAPPENED-- 362 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,630 SHE SNEEZED, AND MY PANTS FLEW OFF! 363 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,125 EVERYONE LAUGHED. PARENTS WROTE LETTERS. 364 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,170 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED. 365 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,212 BUT STAN, YOU NEVER WEAR PANTS. 366 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,001 NOT ANYMORE. NOT AFTER THAT NIGHT. 367 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,919 Announcer: NEXT UP, STAN AND CHLOE! 368 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,420 STAN, WE'RE UP. 369 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,960 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 370 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:38,461 THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT WINNING SOME STUPID TALENT SHOW. 371 00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:42,212 IF YOU DON'T OVERCOME THIS FEAR NOW, IT'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVER. 372 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,131 Announcer: STAN AND CHLOE? 373 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,288 STAN? 374 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,170 ( Chloe groans ) 375 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:55,459 ( tango music ) 376 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,293 ( all booing ) 377 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,880 MAY I CUT IN? 378 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,709 ( applause ) 379 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:02,333 ( music ends, sustained applause ) 380 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,575 AVERY, ARE YOU OKAY? 381 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,957 HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? WAS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THE VIDEO? 382 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,081 YEAH, THEY CALLED ME A-BUNNY, 383 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,456 AND WHEREVER I WENT, PEOPLE DROPPED RAISINS BEHIND ME. 384 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:21,542 BUT THEN 23 KIDS THREW UP AT LUNCH, 385 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,705 WHICH CHANGED THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. 386 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,082 THANK YOU, EXPIRED MILK! 387 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,632 AH, SO YOU'RE TALKING TO ME AGAIN. 388 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:33,213 I JUST GOT OVER TWO DOZEN EMAILS FROM OUR FRIENDS 389 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,331 ABOUT ALL THOSE EMBARRASSING PICTURES I POSTED. 390 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,577 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO EMBARRASS AVERY, NOT US. 391 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,537 YOU KNOW, WE HAD A GREAT LECTURE AT SCHOOL. 392 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,995 THE EXPERT SAID, "WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ONLINE, 393 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,213 YOU LOSE CONTROL OVER IT." 394 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,671 WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO ME? 395 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:50,579 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, I'VE BEEN THINKING, 396 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,997 AND I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 397 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,833 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE JOINED BUDDYBOP AND BROKEN YOUR RULE. 398 00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:57,877 IT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DISRESPECTFUL. 399 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,036 ARE YOU JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR PHONE AND COMPUTER BACK? 400 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,165 MOSTLY. 401 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,880 DO I GET POINTS FOR BEING HONEST? 402 00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:07,289 LISTEN, AVERY, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND 403 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,825 THAT OUR RULES ABOUT THE INTERNET 404 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,627 ARE TO PROTECT YOU. 405 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,879 HE'S RIGHT, SWEETHEART. 406 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,329 EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE HAS COME FROM LOVE-- 407 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,667 LOVE AND FEAR-- AND A LITTLE BIT OF IGNORANCE-- 408 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,250 BUT MOSTLY LOVE. 409 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:19,625 I KNOW. 410 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,170 AND I'LL FOLLOW YOUR RULES. 411 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,750 PARTLY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOOKING OUT FOR ME, 412 00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,464 AND PARTLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO CRAZY, 413 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,712 IF I GO BEHIND YOUR BACKS AGAIN 414 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:29,002 THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT YOU'LL DO. 415 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,753 JUST KNOWING YOUR DAUGHTER FEELS THAT WAY 416 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,004 IS ALL A MOTHER COULD ASK. 417 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,834 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE LEFT ALL THIS UNOPENED MILK IN THE CAFETERIA? 418 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,457 SCORE! 419 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,919 Stan: THE NIGHT OF THE TALENT SHOW I DANCED 420 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,540 AS I HAD NEVER DANCED BEFORE. 421 00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:51,669 I PUT THE PAST BEHIND ME-- IT WAS GLORIOUS! 422 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,460 UNTIL I LOST TO A TALKING DOG. 423 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,286 HELLO. I LOVE YOU. 424 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,126 EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS SO CUTE 425 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,498 SO HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TALKING. 426 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,253 THAT'S NOT TALKING! 427 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,293 AND WHEN I RAN INTO HIM BACKSTAGE AFTER, 428 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,495 HE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE SNOTTY ABOUT IT. 429 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:11,999 I LOVE YOU. 430 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,713 HOW CAN YOU LOVE ME? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 431 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,248 I LOVE YOU. 432 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,752 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! 433 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:19,834 I LOVE YOU! 434 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:23,037 YOU DON'T LOVE ME. YOU LOVE THE IDEA OF ME. 435 00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:24,542 I LOVE YOU. 436 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,125 OKAY, I LOVE YOU TOO. 437 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,327 ( boing ) 33000

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