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IT'S EIGHTY-FIVE
AND SUNNY TODAY IN PASADENA.
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THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY WHOLE LIFE,
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I GET TO SPEND CHRISTMAS
AS PART OF A FAMILY,
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AND I'M SO EXCITED
THAT I EVEN LET THEM DRESS ME UP.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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PRETTY COOL, HUH?
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HEY, I GOT THE RED NOSE AND I CAN TALK.
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I WONDER IF I CAN FLY.
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AAH!
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NOPE.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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I FINALLY GET TO DISCOVER
THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.
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HEY, I THINK IT MEANS
HAVING A PLACE TO PEE INDOORS.
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All: NO!
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SORRY. FIRST CHRISTMAS.
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DON'T FEEL BAD, STAN.
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LAST CHRISTMAS,
I DRANK A WHOLE CARTON OF EGG NOG
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AND THREW UP
ON SANTA'S COOKIE PLATE.
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THEY WERE GONE THE NEXT MORNING.
SANTA'S GROSS.
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HEY, YOU DROPPED
THESE PINE NEEDLES OUTSIDE.
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PHIL TRUMMER.
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YOU KNOW HOW
IN EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD
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THERE'S ONE MEAN, SCARY GUY
THAT NOBODY LIKES?
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PHIL TRUMMER TRAINS THAT GUY.
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MR. TRUMMER, WE WERE
GONNA CLEAN THOSE UP.
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DADDY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID TO LET THEM
BLOW INTO NASTY OLD MAN TRUMMER'S YARD?
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MY DAD CALLS EVERYONE
NASTY OLD MAN TRUMMER.
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HE CALLS MY MOM
NASTY OLD MAN TRUMMER.
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SO, MR. TRUMMER,
ANY SPECIAL PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAYS?
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OH, THANKS FOR ASKING,
NASTY OLD MAN TRUMMER.
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JUST CALLING THE COPS IF YOU LEAVE
YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON AFTER 8:00.
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WOW, YOU CAN REALLY
TELL IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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HE WAS SO MUCH NICER THIS TIME.
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HE DIDN'T CALL ME SALLY
OR TELL ME TO CUT MY HAIR.
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CUT YOUR HAIR, SALLY!
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♪♪
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YOU'RE WRITING AND WE'RE NOT IN SCHOOL?
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QUIET, I'M THINKING.
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WRITING AND THINKING?
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IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
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NO, IT'S A CHRISTMAS WISH LIST.
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A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE WOULD BE
IF YOU MOVED BACK TO WHOVILLE.
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MY MOM NEVER LETS ME MAKE A WISH LIST.
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SHE BELIEVES ALL CHRISTMAS GIFTS
SHOULD BE A SURPRISE.
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AND SHE'S THE WORLD'S WORST GIFT GIVER.
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SHE CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
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HER GIFTS ARE ONE OF A KIND,
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OFTEN BOUGHT AT CRAFT FAIRS OR BOUTIQUES.
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OH, MAN.
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WELL, NOW THAT MY DAD
IS MARRIED TO YOUR MOM,
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I GUESS WE'RE ALL DOING IT THIS WAY.
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IS THIS FOR REAL?
I GET TO MAKE A LIST?
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I MEAN, I'M USED TO MAKING LISTS
OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO,
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OR THINGS I DISAPPROVE OF,
OR SILLY NAMES FOR PICKLES--
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GHERKIN. ( laughs )
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LAME.
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OR THINGS THAT ANNOY ME ABOUT YOU.
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SUPER LAME.
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NUMBER 72: LIMITED VOCABULARY.
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BUT I NEVER GOT TO MAKE
A LIST OF THINGS I WANT.
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WHERE DO I START?
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OOH, WAIT A MINUTE. PEPPERONCINI.
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THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT?
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NO, IT'S A PICKLE.
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NUMBER 73:
KNOWS NOTHING OF PICKLES.
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HERE'S MY LIST.
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A T-REX BONE?
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WHERE'S SOMEONE GONNA GET THAT FOR YOU?
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RIGHT DOWN THE STREET
IN THAT GIANT BONE STORE.
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THAT'S THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY.
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THAT'S THE WORST NAME
FOR A BONE STORE SINCE "CEMETERY."
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOM
AGREED TO THIS LIST THING.
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I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS LIST THING!
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BUT I'VE ALWAYS DONE LISTS.
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BENNETT, WHAT DOES THAT TEACH THE KIDS?
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THAT YOU WRITE SOMETHING DOWN
AND YOU AUTOMATICALLY GET IT?
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THAT'S NOT CHRISTMAS.
THAT'S MOTHER'S DAY.
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WELL, THIS IS OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS
TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.
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I HAVE MY TRADITIONS AND YOU HAVE YOURS.
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BUT IF SURPRISE GIFTS
IS WHAT YOU WANT, WE'LL DO IT.
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THAT'S VERY SWEET.
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OKAY, AND SO WHAT TRADITION
OF YOURS SHOULD WE DO?
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WELL, I KNOW YOU THINK OF ME
AS AN ESTEEMED DOCTOR,
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LOVING FATHER,
AND MACHO MAN OF A HUSBAND.
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WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW
IS THAT I ALSO LIKE TO GET DRESSED UP
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AND GO SINGING
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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NOW, IT'S NOT JUST CAROLING,
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IT'S MORE OF A YULETIDE CABARET
BROUGHT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR.
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POW!
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♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
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POW!
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WHAT WOULD YOUR SECOND CHOICE BE?
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT SEEING IT
WITH THE FULL EFFECT,
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WITH THE BOWLER HAT AND THE WHITE GLOVES.
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THE NEIGHBORS
LOOK FORWARD TO IT EVERY YEAR.
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♪ HARK, THE HERALD ANGELS SING ♪
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♪ GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING ♪
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POW!
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MUST HAVE GONE TO BED EARLY.
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WHAT BETTER WAY TO EMBRACE
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
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THAN WITH A LITTLE PIECE OF GENIUS I CALL
"ALL THAT JAZZ-MAS." AH!
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I'VE ALREADY GOT A BOWLER HAT
AND A JAZZ SUIT FOR YOU, TOO.
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-YOU DO?
-IT'S GOT SEQUINS!
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I'LL GO GET THEM!
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OH, I GUESS SINCE WE'RE DOING
MY SURPRISE TRADITION,
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THERE'S REALLY NO ARGUMENT I CAN MAKE
AGAINST JAZZ CAROLING.
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IS THERE? IS THERE AN ARGUMENT?
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MOM! THIS IS SO GREAT!
I'M WRITING MY CHRISTMAS LIST!
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OH, HONEY.
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IT'S SWEET YOU'RE PRETENDING
TO LIKE THIS CRAZY LIST IDEA--
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I'M NOT PRETENDING. I LOVE IT.
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MY BRAVE LITTLE GIRL,
TRYING SO HARD TO HIDE HER DISAPPOINTMENT.
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DON'T WORRY,
WE'RE DOING THIS OUR WAY-- NO LISTS.
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I'M GOING TO SURPRISE YOU LIKE EVERY YEAR.
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OH, YAY.
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YOUR HEP THREADS, PUSSYCAT.
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OH, YAY.
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...AND SILENT NIGHT, SNAP, KICK.
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NO, NO, NO. HONEY, COME ON.
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IT'S A SIMPLE EIGHT-COUNT, STAY WITH ME.
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WHETHER OR NOT I STAY WITH YOU
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IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING
I'M MULLING OVER RIGHT NOW.
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( doorbell rings )
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OH, CHLOE, SWEETIE, CHECK WHO IT IS.
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IT MIGHT BE A STRANGER
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.
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CAN'T BE ANY STRANGER
THAN WHAT'S ON THIS SIDE OF THE DOOR.
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IT'S NASTY OLD MAN TRUMMER AGAIN.
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( whispers ) EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
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Trummer: I CAN HEAR YOU!
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GET DOWN AND GIVE THANKS
FOR WONDERFUL MR. TRUMMER
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AND FOR THE BABOON HEART
THAT'S KEEPING HIM ALIVE.
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HELLO, MR. TRUMMER.
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OH, LOOK.
IT'S FOSSE THE SNOWMAN.
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DOES CHRISTMAS REALLY NEED THIS?
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SANTA'S ALREADY GOT ONE PRANCER.
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ACTUALLY, I'M MUCH MORE OF A DASHER.
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AND MY WIFE HERE IS A VIXEN.
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OH, THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
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WELL, THAT'S A DISGUSTING DISPLAY.
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IF I HAD TEARS, I'D CRY.
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THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
ONE MEAN BABOON.
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I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU
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TO TURN YOUR BLINKING LIGHTS
OFF AT NIGHT.
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THEY'RE KEEPING ME UP.
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ARE YOU GOING TO ATTACH BALLOONS
TO YOUR HOUSE AND FLY AWAY?
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I WISH.
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WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAD TO
PULL ME AWAY FROM THE INTERNET?
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I WAS WATCHING A ZEBRA
DO A BACK FLIP OFF A DIVING BOARD.
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THAT'S A HUGE WASTE OF TIME.
PLEASE SEND IT TO ME.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, WE HAVE SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS.
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WE HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE THE GIFTS
MOM GIVES US CHRISTMAS MORNING
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OR SHE WILL BE DEVASTATED.
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HER GIFTS CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
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REALLY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
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AAH!
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IT'S HIDEOUS!
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IS THAT YOUR MOM?
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WHY WOULD SHE GIVE THAT TO A KID?
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MAYBE FOR THE SAME REASON
SHE GAVE THESE TO A KID.
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GRANDMA'S TEETH.
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DOESN'T MOMMY LIKE YOU?
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THE QUESTION IS,
DIDN'T GRANDMA HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH?
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IF ANY OF MY PRESENTS ARE THIS BAD,
I'M GONNA FREAK.
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I'M GONNA DO THIS.
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AAH!
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LOOK, THE POINT IS, IF MOM SEES
HOW MUCH WE HATE THE GIFTS,
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SHE WILL HAVE A VERY SAD CHRISTMAS.
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JUDGING BY THIS PICTURE,
YOUR MOM CAN'T HELP BUT SMILE.
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THAT'S NOT MY MOTHER!
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OKAY, WE'LL FAKE
WHAT WE THINK ABOUT THE GIFTS.
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I'M PRETTY GOOD AT FAKING
WHAT I THINK ABOUT THINGS.
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"NO, AMANDA, I'M NOT
COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
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BECAUSE YOUR SISTER'S A MODEL.
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I LIKE HEARING ABOUT YOUR SKIN PROBLEMS."
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GUYS, WE HAVE TO PRACTICE OUR REACTIONS.
WATCH THIS.
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I UNWRAP THE BOX.
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WHAT COULD IT BE?
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SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
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A LOOK OF SURPRISE, A TINY GASP,
A SQUEAL, A BUTT WIGGLE.
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WHO'S UP NEXT?
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OH, ME, ME, ME! I GOT THIS.
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"HEY, WOW, GREAT GIFT, ELLEN.
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I MEAN, YOU NAILED IT!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
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AND BUTT WIGGLE.
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STAN, NO.
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YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE
WHO DOESN'T GET TO TALK.
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THEN THE WHOLE THING'S OFF.
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IF I BUTT WIGGLE WITHOUT TALKING,
I GET THE WORM MEDICINE.
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ALL RIGHT, CHLOE, SHOW ME YOUR STUFF.
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CONVINCE ME
YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR PRESENT.
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WHAT'S THAT LOOK?
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I DRANK THREE JUICE BOXES.
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I HAVE TO GO!
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OKAY, TYLER, YOUR TURN.
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OH, I'M GOOD,
I WENT A FEW MINUTES AGO.
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NO, YOUR THRILLED
PRESENT-OPENING FACE. GO!
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I GAVE YOU MY BEST STUFF
WITH THE SKIN PROBLEM.
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WELL, MOM DOESN'T HAVE A SKIN PROBLEM.
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THEN WHY DOES SHE WEAR
ALL THAT WHITE STUFF ON--
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THAT'S NOT HER!
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HEY, I CAN FAKE IT ALL YOU WANT,
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BUT WHAT IF THE GIFT IS EVEN
WORSE THAN I CAN IMAGINE?
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WELL, THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
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WE GOTTA FIND THE REAL GIFTS
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SO WE WON'T BE HORRIFIED
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
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THEY'RE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THIS HOUSE,
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SO LET'S SPLIT UP AND THEN WE CAN--
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STAN, PUT THOSE AWAY.
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OH, CHRISTMAS COOKIES.
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JUST MAKING SOME COOKIES
TO TAKE TO THE NEIGHBORS.
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I'M SPREADING CHEER AND ICING.
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( laughs ) GOOD ONE, ELLEN.
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WELL, THAT IS A LOVELY THOUGHT, HON,
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BUT I HAVE BEEN JAZZ-MASING
THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD ALL WEEK
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AND NOBODY IS HOME.
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OH, YOU WENT WITHOUT ME.
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THIS ISN'T A JOKE, ELLEN.
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THIS IS PASADENA
HOUSE-TO-HOUSE JAZZ CAROLING.
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I'M NOT SAYING PEOPLE
ARE HIDING INSIDE THEIR HOMES,
221
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BUT IF YOU WANT TO LURE THEM OUT,
YOU SHOULD USE MY COOKIES.
222
00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:22,671
AND I'M NOT SAYING YOUR COOKIES
ARE DRY AND TASTELESS
223
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AND SUCK THE MOISTURE OUT OF YOUR BODY,
224
00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:28,789
BUT I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE
BETTER LUCK WITH MINE.
225
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-YOU MADE COOKIES?
-MM-HMM.
226
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,919
NO, BAKING IS MY TRADITION.
227
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,330
WE'RE DOING MY SURPRISE GIFTS,
YOUR JAZZ-MASING,
228
00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:37,247
NOW IT'S MY TURN.
229
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:38,583
JUST TASTE ONE OF MY COOKIES.
230
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,417
NO, JUST TASTE ONE OF MINE.
MINE ARE BETTER.
231
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NO, JUST TASTE MINE.
232
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-NO, MINE'S AN OLD FAMILY RECIPE.
-YOUR FAMILY MADE SHOES.
233
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( muffled arguing )
234
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Both: ( muffled )
OH, HELLO, CHLOE.
235
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UM, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?
236
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YES, SOMETHING HORRIBLE
I HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE.
237
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ELLEN, GIVE CHLOE ONE OF YOUR COOKIES.
238
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,580
( doorbell rings )
239
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,577
WHO IS IT?
240
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,667
NASTY OLD MAN TRUMMER.
241
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I'M SUPPOSED TO PRETEND WE'RE NOT HOME.
242
00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:14,828
BUT HI.
243
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,456
HEY, BERNADETTE PETERS.
244
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,711
I DON'T GET THAT.
245
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,245
I FOUND YOUR DOG OUTSIDE
TRYING TO ESCAPE.
246
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,503
TELL YOUR PARENTS TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
247
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:28,833
YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO HIM,
NOT THAT I CARE.
248
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,078
I WASN'T ESCAPING.
WE WERE LOOKING FOR PRESENTS.
249
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:35,416
THEN I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE
AND LEAVE A PRESENT.
250
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( squishes )
251
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
252
00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:43,879
ANY LUCK IN THE KITCHEN, CHLOE?
253
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:45,419
NO PRESENTS IN THE KITCHEN.
254
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,380
WELL, THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE
LEFT TO LOOK. COME ON.
255
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,625
ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS?
256
00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:54,829
I KNOW WE'RE DOING THE WRONG THING,
BUT WE'RE DOING IT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.
257
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STORY OF MY LIFE.
258
00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,828
GUYS, I THINK WE HIT PAY DIRT!
259
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,287
SHE'S GIVING US DIRT?
260
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,630
NO, IT'S AN EXPRESSION.
261
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,999
ALTHOUGH IN THIS CASE, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
262
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,333
ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOK AT OUR PRESENTS
263
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,747
AND GET ALL OF THE HORROR
OUT OF OUR SYSTEMS.
264
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:14,044
REMEMBER, IT'S ALL FOR MOM.
265
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,205
COOL! AN X-KUBE!
266
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:20,580
WHAT?
267
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,417
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!
268
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,329
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
269
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:27,787
A DOLL! I LOVE HER!
270
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,665
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
271
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,580
WHY? I'M A LITTLE GIRL, I LOVE DOLLS.
272
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,080
MOM BOUGHT GOOD GIFTS?
273
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:39,039
MAYBE BEING IN THIS NEW FAMILY
HAS CHANGED HER.
274
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,535
WOW, I WON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
275
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,825
I CAN ACTUALLY BE THRILLED!
276
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,455
A CHRISTMAS PONCHO?
277
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:52,752
NO!
278
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,334
AND BUTT WIGGLE.
279
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:56,331
Stan: HEY, LOOK WHAT I GOT!
280
00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:59,037
IT LOOKS LIKE A BONE,
BUT IT'S MADE OUT OF RUBBER.
281
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,125
-IF THIS THING SQUEAKS, I'M GONNA--
-( squeaks )
282
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,540
JUMPING JACK RUSSELL!
SHE TOTALLY GETS ME!
283
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:09,000
YEAH, SHE GETS YOU GUYS.
284
00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:13,002
ALL OF MY LIFE, I'VE BEEN PRETENDING
TO LIKE HER HORRIBLE GIFTS.
285
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,423
I THOUGHT SHE WAS A TERRIBLE GIFT GIVER,
286
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,419
BUT IT'S JUST WITH ME.
287
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,334
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
288
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,077
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HER?
289
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,786
HOW CAN I EVEN FACE HER?
290
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,748
TURN AROUND.
291
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,039
UM, PROBABLY UNCOOL
292
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:39,705
TO SQUEAK MY AWESOME GIFT
IN FRONT OF YOU RIGHT NOW.
293
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,832
SO I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IT
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
294
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:46,923
( squeaks )
295
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,541
HEY, HON.
296
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,251
I'M SO DEPRESSED.
297
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,174
WELL, I WAS A LITTLE HARD ON YOU EARLIER,
298
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,750
BUT BAKING IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.
299
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,455
NOT THAT.
300
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,252
DO YOU THINK AVERY AND I RELATE WELL?
301
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,753
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANY OF YOUR THERAPY GOBBLEDY-GOOK.
302
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,294
CAN I USE THE LANGUAGE OF DANCE?
303
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,625
PLEASE DON'T.
304
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,830
MOM, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK.
305
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,080
HAVE YOU REALLY HATED
ALL THE GIFTS I'VE GIVEN YOU?
306
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,376
I'M REALLY SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
307
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,038
I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU WERE A BAD GIFT GIVER.
308
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,535
BUT YOU GOT SUCH GOOD GIFTS
FOR EVERYONE ELSE THIS YEAR.
309
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,375
DON'T YOU LIKE ME?
310
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:34,669
OH, SWEETHEART, I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE MY GIRL.
311
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,960
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MY GIFTS.
312
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,882
WHY WOULD I LOVE GRANDMA'S TEETH?
313
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:39,917
WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL,
314
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
YOU USED TO TAKE THEM OUT
OF THE GLASS BY HER BED
315
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:42,923
AND PLAY WITH THEM.
316
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,710
I WAS THREE. AND EVEN THEN,
YOU MIGHT HAVE DISCOURAGED THAT.
317
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,956
WHY? WE USED TO LAUGH AND LAUGH.
IT WAS OUR THING.
318
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,131
YOU GAVE HER TEETH?
319
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,418
NOW, WHEN YOU SAY
SHE HAS YOUR MOTHER'S EYES,
320
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,080
YOU DON'T MEAN SHE...
321
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,575
I GIVE YOU THINGS
THAT ARE SPECIAL TO BOTH OF US,
322
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:02,787
LIKE THE CLOWN PICTURE.
323
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,245
I HAD IT IN MY ROOM WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
AND NOW IT'S IN YOUR ROOM.
324
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,043
I HATE THE CLOWN PICTURE.
325
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,165
NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING ME YOU
HATE PINEAPPLE, AND BADMINTON,
326
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,790
AND WRITING WORDS ON GRAINS OF RICE.
327
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,915
-I DO.
-WHICH ONE?
328
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,125
ALL OF THEM.
329
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,878
WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME?
330
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,629
WELL, ONCE I DID WRITE IT
ON A GRAIN OF RICE.
331
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:26,879
BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS, SO I COOKED IT.
332
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,917
I THOUGHT WE WERE SO SIMILAR.
333
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,080
YOU KNOW, IT'S EVERY MOTHER'S DREAM
THAT HER DAUGHTER BE JUST LIKE HER.
334
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,917
BUT LOOK AT YOU,
YOU'RE YOUR OWN PERSON NOW.
335
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,002
IT'S HORRIBLE.
336
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,923
I HAVE AN HOUR ON MONDAY
FROM 4:00 TO 5:00
337
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,170
IF YOU WANNA COME IN.
338
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,915
I'M SORRY YOU HATED
ALL THE GIFTS I'VE GIVEN YOU.
339
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,920
DON'T SAY THAT.
I LOVED SOME OF THE GIFTS.
340
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,125
( crying ) NO, YOU DIDN'T.
341
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,207
( crying ) IT'S TRUE, I DIDN'T.
342
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,004
( crying ) YOU WERE MY LITTLE GIRL.
343
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,380
( crying ) MOM, STOP CRYING.
YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY.
344
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,668
( crying ) YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY.
345
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,500
( crying ) YOU'RE BOTH MAKING ME CRY!
346
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,423
( crying ) DON'T YOU GO DOWN, BIG GUY.
347
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,670
YOU WERE THE ONLY THING
KEEPING ME STRONG!
348
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,540
( crying ) WHY WOULD YOU
GET ME A CHRISTMAS PONCHO?
349
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:24,495
( crying ) I GOT ONE TOO.
350
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,753
WE WERE GONNA BE TWINS.
351
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,713
( crying ) I DON'T THINK THAT'S HEALTHY.
352
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,502
( crying ) SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT HEALTHY.
353
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,130
OKAY. THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
354
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,078
I'M GONNA GET PRESENTS
FOR YOU, NOT FOR ME.
355
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,333
THANK YOU, MOM.
356
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,957
I'M GONNA GO SHOPPING RIGHT NOW.
357
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,711
-I'LL GET MY LIST.
-NO, NO. NO LISTS.
358
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,922
I'M GONNA PROVE
THAT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
359
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,786
SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM!
360
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:54,825
( crying )
361
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:58,247
NOBODY LIKES "ALL THAT JAZZ-MAS"!
362
00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,253
( crying )
363
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,423
I JUST SAT ON MY TAIL!
364
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:05,380
( all crying )
365
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,500
Bennett:
OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
366
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,003
BLENDING OUR LOVE AND OUR TRADITIONS.
367
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,633
AND WE DID A GREAT JOB
COMPROMISING ON ANOTHER TRADITION:
368
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:16,579
-HOW TO DO THE TREE.
-AH, THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE.
369
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,957
BUT IT'S A BIG STATEMENT
ON HOW WE MAKE THIS FAMILY WORK.
370
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:22,924
MWAH.
371
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,250
HEY, KIDS, TIME TO OPEN PRESENTS.
372
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,673
I AM SO NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT I GOT AVERY.
373
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:28,830
CAN'T WE JUST DO THIS LATER?
374
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,377
I UNDERSTAND THE NERVES,
375
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,708
BECAUSE AFTER ALL THE WEIGHT
YOU AND AVERY HAVE PUT ON THIS,
376
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:36,212
I'D SAY THE FUTURE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP
HANGS IN THE BALANCE.
377
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,785
THANKS. I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
378
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,288
AVERY, HERE'S YOUR GIFT FROM MOM.
379
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:47,125
UM, ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING
OF RUNNING AWAY TO MEXICO.
380
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,249
WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT THE PONCHO.
381
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:54,042
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS.
382
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,825
UM, SHOULDN'T WE HAVE
SOME BREAKFAST FIRST?
383
00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,667
MAYBE WE CAN MAKE
SOME SCONES FROM SCRATCH,
384
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,790
OR BREAD IN AN ADOBE OVEN
WE BUILD OURSELVES FROM MUD AND STRAW.
385
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,382
YES, LET'S GO TO A FIELD
386
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,498
AND PICK THE STRAW
AND GATHER THE MUD. COME ON!
387
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:11,423
UH-UH-UH. GIRLS, GIRLS.
388
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:15,380
IF WHATEVER IS IN THAT BOX
DESTROYS YOUR RELATIONSHIP,
389
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,247
IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
390
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,543
( knuckles crack )
391
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:41,463
( chuckles nervously )
392
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,383
SURPRISE!
393
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:15,713
( gasps )
394
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:19,291
A GIFT CARD! I LOVE IT!
395
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,423
REALLY?!
396
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:25,420
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!
TOTAL CONTROL OVER MY GIFT!
397
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,214
YOU KNOW ME!
YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!
398
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,001
I DO! I REALLY DO!
399
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,880
OH!
400
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,459
-HERE, OPEN MY GIFT.
-OKAY.
401
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,166
( gasps )
402
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,290
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
403
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,920
WE'RE TWINS!
404
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,043
I KNOW! TWINS FOREVER!
405
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,455
YEAH, STILL NOT HEALTHY.
406
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,788
HERE, LOOK. THERE'S A CARD.
407
00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,705
OH! OH!
408
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,540
-( gasps ) OH! A GRAIN OF RICE!
-YEAH!
409
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,579
OH, THANKS.
410
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,748
OH, SWEETHEART, THAT'S LOVELY.
411
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,924
OH...
412
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,880
OH, LOOK, THERE'S MORE.
413
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:21,075
ARE WE THE ONLY TWO NORMAL ONES
IN THIS FAMILY?
414
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,957
YES. YES, WE ARE.
415
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,004
OH...
416
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,540
HEY, STAN, LOOK.
WE GOT YOU A PRESENT.
417
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,788
IT'S A CHRISTMAS SWEATER!
418
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,750
IT'S THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
419
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,132
BUT I KEPT IT ANYWAY.
420
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:48,381
'CAUSE IT'LL ALWAYS REMIND ME
OF MY FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH MY NEW FAMILY.
421
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,458
AND WE STARTED A NEW FAMILY TRADITION.
422
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,625
I GUESS THE REAL MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
IS THAT IT'S NOT THE GIFTS THAT MATTER.
423
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,169
IT'S THE LOVE THEY REPRESENT.
424
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,830
AND IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME,
NEXT YEAR YOU'LL GET ME THAT T-REX BONE.
425
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,383
HERE'S A PICTURE OF WHEN
I SAW IT AT THE BONE STORE.
426
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,289
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.
427
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:18,004
I GOT YOUR NOTE ASKING ME TO COME OVER.
428
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,753
WHAT NOTE?
429
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,214
BENNETT DIDN'T WRITE THAT NOTE, I DID.
430
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,831
Stan: I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH
ON TRUMMER AND IT TURNS OUT
431
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,287
HE WAS QUITE THE SONG AND DANCE MAN
IN HIS DAY.
432
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:31,995
AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!
433
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,577
Stan: I JUST THOUGHT I'D DO
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GOOD DEED
434
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,497
AND INVITE TRUMMER TO GIVE US A LESSON.
435
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,460
I REALIZED HE WAS JUST
A LONELY GUY ON CHRISTMAS,
436
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:43,632
LOOKING FOR A LITTLE HUMAN CONTACT.
437
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,459
FOSSE!
438
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:48,463
WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.
439
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:51,002
THE HEART THEY YANKED OUT OF ME
HAD MORE RHYTHM THAN YOU!
440
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,710
Stan: STILL NOT A NICE GUY,
BUT A LITTLE LESS LONELY.
441
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,333
AND...
442
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,750
( boing )
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