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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,803 --> 00:00:31,803 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:41,031 --> 00:00:42,699 [both chuckle] 3 00:00:43,367 --> 00:00:45,235 So, last night was fun. 4 00:00:45,369 --> 00:00:47,872 - It was really fun. - I had a really good time. 5 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,572 [both laugh] 6 00:00:49,706 --> 00:00:51,774 Well, goodbye for real. 7 00:00:51,909 --> 00:00:53,077 Yeah. 8 00:00:54,144 --> 00:00:55,745 - I'm starving. - I could go for some breakfast. 9 00:00:55,879 --> 00:00:57,580 Do you wanna go get something to eat? 10 00:00:57,714 --> 00:00:59,282 Definitely. 11 00:00:59,415 --> 00:01:01,751 - I'll just get my jacket. - Yeah. 12 00:01:04,187 --> 00:01:07,158 ♪ I've been waiting My whole life ♪ 13 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:08,658 [camera clicks] 14 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:10,893 ♪ To find someone like you ♪ 15 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:13,630 The light is hitting the bacon just right and I have to share it. 16 00:01:13,763 --> 00:01:15,598 You know, when you have 630 followers, 17 00:01:15,732 --> 00:01:18,869 - it kinda becomes a responsibility. - You're gonna have 631 soon. 18 00:01:19,003 --> 00:01:20,905 - [laughs] - If you keep taking pictures like that. 19 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:23,239 I did. I hung out by the crudité table all night, 20 00:01:23,373 --> 00:01:25,042 trying to work up the courage to talk to you 21 00:01:25,176 --> 00:01:26,577 because I knew you'd be back. 22 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,745 I kept going back to the crudité table, 23 00:01:28,878 --> 00:01:30,780 trying to get you to notice me. 24 00:01:30,914 --> 00:01:33,516 I noticed you the moment you walked in the door. 25 00:01:33,649 --> 00:01:34,784 What's your last name? 26 00:01:34,918 --> 00:01:36,986 Why? So you can Google-stalk me? 27 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,324 No, I just wanna know what to put in my phone. 28 00:01:40,456 --> 00:01:44,060 Oh. I'm not giving you my phone number. 29 00:01:44,929 --> 00:01:45,963 Mmm. 30 00:01:47,263 --> 00:01:50,801 ♪ Can we make this Last forever? ♪ 31 00:01:55,905 --> 00:01:57,307 You've made a huge mistake. 32 00:01:57,441 --> 00:01:59,777 [laughing] I knew it. I felt it in my gut. 33 00:02:01,212 --> 00:02:03,714 ♪ Even when it's bad I love you ♪ 34 00:02:03,846 --> 00:02:06,016 [both speaking indistinctly] 35 00:02:06,149 --> 00:02:07,584 [both laughing] 36 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:10,287 [cell phone chimes] 37 00:02:11,388 --> 00:02:13,558 - Oh, shit. - What? 38 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:15,926 I forgot that I made plans with my friends today. 39 00:02:16,059 --> 00:02:19,028 Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to your friends. It's not a big deal. 40 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:20,563 Unless you want. I could stay. 41 00:02:20,697 --> 00:02:22,132 - This was fun. - Oh. 42 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,934 - I should go. - Do you wanna stay? 43 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:25,602 Oh... Okay. 44 00:02:28,706 --> 00:02:31,408 ♪ I want this To last forever ♪ 45 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:32,909 What is that? 46 00:02:33,711 --> 00:02:35,946 - What? - That face. 47 00:02:36,078 --> 00:02:37,781 Is that your "I wanna kiss you" face? 48 00:02:37,915 --> 00:02:39,215 - No. - Oh. 49 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:43,086 - Oh. Wait. Unless... - Unless what? 50 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:45,488 What does your "I wanna kiss you" face look like? 51 00:02:45,622 --> 00:02:48,090 It looks a lot like this. 52 00:02:48,225 --> 00:02:52,129 ♪ I've been waiting My whole life ♪ 53 00:02:52,261 --> 00:02:55,264 - ♪ To find someone like you ♪ - ♪ Like you ♪ 54 00:02:55,398 --> 00:02:59,336 - ♪ Find someone like you ♪ - ♪ Like you, like you, yeah ♪ 55 00:02:59,469 --> 00:03:02,205 ♪ I've been waiting My whole life ♪ 56 00:03:02,338 --> 00:03:04,074 You are unbelievable. 57 00:03:04,207 --> 00:03:06,476 ♪ To find someone like you ♪ 58 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:09,245 ♪ Find someone like you ♪ 59 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:11,314 ♪ Tell me, can we make it? ♪ 60 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:13,416 [Jibran] You are literally unbelievable! 61 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:15,852 If I told someone, "This is what Leilani said to me," 62 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:17,187 they'd go, "I don't believe you." 63 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,888 - You're not upset! - Why would I be? 64 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:20,223 Because it's fucked up. 65 00:03:20,356 --> 00:03:22,925 Don't make this a whole global thing... 66 00:03:23,058 --> 00:03:25,028 - I'm upset. - I thought you were kidding. 67 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,296 Why would I possibly be kidding about something like this? 68 00:03:27,431 --> 00:03:28,364 Oh, my God! 69 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,967 Okay, he's up now. 70 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,801 You think we would win The Amazing Race! 71 00:03:31,934 --> 00:03:34,104 - You don't? - You think, in a game show 72 00:03:34,237 --> 00:03:36,072 about a race around the fucking world, 73 00:03:36,207 --> 00:03:38,742 you and me would come out on top. 74 00:03:38,874 --> 00:03:40,176 I did, but now I'm not so sure. 75 00:03:40,309 --> 00:03:41,878 We can't even agree on a restaurant. 76 00:03:42,011 --> 00:03:43,947 We can't agree because you have a problem 77 00:03:44,081 --> 00:03:45,715 with every restaurant in New Orleans. 78 00:03:45,849 --> 00:03:48,250 The restaurant capital of the world, and you can't decide. 79 00:03:48,385 --> 00:03:51,054 Actually, Hong Kong is the restaurant capital of the world. 80 00:03:52,356 --> 00:03:55,025 I just don't want you to embarrass yourself in front of your friends 81 00:03:55,159 --> 00:03:56,760 by getting these pretty basic facts wrong. 82 00:03:56,892 --> 00:03:59,662 I don't hate restaurants. I like restaurants. 83 00:03:59,796 --> 00:04:02,932 You literally spent several hours yesterday writing a negative Yelp review 84 00:04:03,065 --> 00:04:04,333 with your white-woman fingers 85 00:04:04,468 --> 00:04:06,236 about that tapas place we went to, 86 00:04:06,368 --> 00:04:08,671 - and I thought it was tasty. - It was very salty. 87 00:04:08,804 --> 00:04:11,675 I didn't know I'd get mouth-fucked by the Dead Sea! 88 00:04:11,808 --> 00:04:13,776 And I don't have white-woman fingers. 89 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:14,979 I've got meaty bronze. 90 00:04:15,112 --> 00:04:16,446 Why are you being so loud? 91 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:18,414 Do you want the neighbors to think we're crazy? 92 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,383 Who cares what they think? They don't know us. 93 00:04:20,516 --> 00:04:23,119 [loudly] Hi, nice to meet you! We're fighting! 94 00:04:23,252 --> 00:04:25,622 No, we're not! We're rehearsing a play! 95 00:04:25,756 --> 00:04:27,291 It's a fight scene. 96 00:04:27,424 --> 00:04:29,860 - How's this? - It's fun. 97 00:04:29,992 --> 00:04:32,195 It's fun? What do I look like, Chuck E. Cheese? 98 00:04:32,328 --> 00:04:35,131 But sexy. You're like Fuck E. Cheese. 99 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:40,636 By the way, you know you can't have your cell phone on those shows, right? 100 00:04:40,771 --> 00:04:42,172 You'd lose your mind. 101 00:04:42,304 --> 00:04:44,406 No, I'd be liberated without that thing. 102 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:46,009 [cell phone chimes] 103 00:04:47,244 --> 00:04:48,879 - I'm good. - You wanna get that? 104 00:04:49,011 --> 00:04:50,848 [Leilani] ♪ Nope, I'm good! ♪ 105 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,384 What if somebody liked something on Instagram? 106 00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:57,787 - [cell phone chimes] - Tsk. Shut up. You don't know me. 107 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,588 It's Val. She said I look thicc. 108 00:04:59,723 --> 00:05:02,626 Mmm-hmm. Another reason we wouldn't win that show, 109 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:06,429 you can't take selfies when you're half naked, eating ants off a stick. 110 00:05:06,564 --> 00:05:08,131 Do you even watch the show? 111 00:05:09,165 --> 00:05:10,800 Have I seen The Amazing Race? 112 00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:13,136 This is literally the question you're asking me right now? 113 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:14,671 That's what I'm asking you. 114 00:05:14,804 --> 00:05:17,607 Have I seen The Amazing Race? 115 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,308 Uh-uh. 116 00:05:19,441 --> 00:05:21,144 You've spent this time judging this show 117 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:23,047 and you've never seen an episode? 118 00:05:23,179 --> 00:05:24,947 I don't need to see something to know I'd hate it. 119 00:05:25,081 --> 00:05:26,915 I've never been hit by a truck, but I know it'd suck! 120 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,251 - Wow! - I don't wanna rot my brain 121 00:05:28,384 --> 00:05:30,519 watching that reality show garbage. 122 00:05:30,653 --> 00:05:32,422 You make documentaries, okay? 123 00:05:32,555 --> 00:05:34,590 Those are just reality shows that no one watches. 124 00:05:34,723 --> 00:05:37,860 Documentaries are not reality shows. Documentaries are reality. 125 00:05:37,994 --> 00:05:40,596 Okay? My work is social activism. 126 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,465 I don't do it for the RTs. 127 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,268 [Leilani] You don't have to say RTs. Just say retweets, Dad. 128 00:05:45,401 --> 00:05:46,669 Can we please go? 129 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:48,771 The later we are, the longer we'll have to stay. 130 00:05:48,905 --> 00:05:51,274 What's the rush? Not like we're doing anything exciting afterward. 131 00:05:51,408 --> 00:05:53,242 I thought we were gonna have sex. 132 00:05:53,376 --> 00:05:55,278 Oh, yeah, 'cause nothing gets me hotter 133 00:05:55,412 --> 00:05:58,148 than a plan in the day to have sex at night. Whoo, freaky! 134 00:05:58,282 --> 00:06:00,183 You want freaky sex? We could do freaky sex. 135 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,018 Just let me know what you want me to do 136 00:06:02,151 --> 00:06:03,986 and I will do it to you at the designated time. 137 00:06:04,119 --> 00:06:06,656 [Leilani] That is the antithesis of freaky sex! Okay? 138 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:08,325 Just schedule me in your calendar. 139 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:12,196 "Intercourse with Leilani at 10:42." Super sexy. 140 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:15,232 Okay. Freaky sex and scheduling are not mutually exclusive, okay? 141 00:06:15,364 --> 00:06:16,766 You think people randomly show up 142 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,202 at the same time for an orgy? 143 00:06:18,335 --> 00:06:20,004 No, they probably share a Google Calendar. 144 00:06:20,136 --> 00:06:21,404 [Leilani] I think it's spontaneous. 145 00:06:21,538 --> 00:06:23,272 One guy comes, another guy comes. 146 00:06:23,405 --> 00:06:25,275 They show up and they have sex. 147 00:06:25,408 --> 00:06:26,942 It's a bunch of guys there, 148 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:29,112 why wouldn't you have sex with them all? 149 00:06:29,244 --> 00:06:31,814 Okay, there's a lot to parse through there, 150 00:06:31,949 --> 00:06:34,751 but you're talking about a gang bang, I'm talking about an orgy. 151 00:06:34,884 --> 00:06:38,321 Tomato, tomahto. And where are you getting your group sex information? 152 00:06:38,454 --> 00:06:41,290 - BuzzFeed? - [Jibran] I don't know! Very specific example. 153 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:45,062 ♪ Just leave me For somebody else ♪ 154 00:06:45,996 --> 00:06:48,899 ♪ Enjoy yourself Enjoy yourself ♪ 155 00:06:49,732 --> 00:06:51,468 [stations changing] 156 00:06:57,740 --> 00:07:00,711 So, who's gonna be at this dinner-party thing? 157 00:07:00,843 --> 00:07:03,079 Um, Bobby and Reya. 158 00:07:04,314 --> 00:07:05,349 Val... 159 00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:09,085 I think maybe Keith, Stefan... 160 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:11,588 - Um... - Oh, you think maybe Keith? 161 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,256 Yeah, maybe. 162 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,357 As if you're not 100% sure he's gonna be there. 163 00:07:15,492 --> 00:07:17,227 - I'm not sure. I'm not. - Oh, yeah? 164 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,831 You wanna bet? I bet he'll be there with his lame jokes 165 00:07:20,963 --> 00:07:23,100 and his boring IT stories and his... 166 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,236 beach muscles he gets from diligent exercise and diet. 167 00:07:26,369 --> 00:07:29,239 - Are you done? - Hate to burst the Keith bubble, 168 00:07:29,372 --> 00:07:31,807 but all those hilarious jokes that he does? 169 00:07:31,941 --> 00:07:34,711 Katt Williams. They're Katt Williams' jokes. 170 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,414 - You're saying that he steals his jokes from Katt Williams? - Exactly. 171 00:07:37,547 --> 00:07:39,949 You remember when Keith just slipped into conversation like, 172 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,785 "I hate when people say, 'Nice to meet you, ' before I've ever said anything. 173 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,891 How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole!" 174 00:07:47,023 --> 00:07:48,824 That's Katt Williams, word for word. 175 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:51,394 - That doesn't sound like Katt Williams. - I'm not gonna use the voice. 176 00:07:51,528 --> 00:07:53,696 To win The Amazing Race, you need to be a team, 177 00:07:53,829 --> 00:07:55,465 on the same page. 178 00:07:55,598 --> 00:07:58,167 I'm on one page of the book and you're reading a magazine. 179 00:07:58,302 --> 00:08:00,503 I would love to be on the same page as you, 180 00:08:00,636 --> 00:08:03,238 but you're always locked in your office editing that movie. 181 00:08:03,372 --> 00:08:05,975 It's not a movie. This is a documentary 182 00:08:06,109 --> 00:08:07,510 about corruption in the educational system. 183 00:08:07,643 --> 00:08:09,745 How would I know? You won't even show it to me. 184 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:11,213 - I'll show it to you whenever you want. - Been working on it forever. 185 00:08:11,348 --> 00:08:13,150 Okay, great. How about tomorrow? 186 00:08:13,283 --> 00:08:15,117 I can't do it tomorrow. I'm rendering the animation. 187 00:08:15,251 --> 00:08:16,486 Do you know how embarrassing it is 188 00:08:16,619 --> 00:08:18,153 that you've been working on this forever? 189 00:08:18,287 --> 00:08:20,223 All my friends know it, nobody's seen anything. 190 00:08:20,357 --> 00:08:22,259 Why do you care what your friends think? 191 00:08:22,391 --> 00:08:24,626 Because I have friends. You don't have friends 192 00:08:24,761 --> 00:08:27,497 - and I always have to make excuses for you. - Ryan. 193 00:08:27,629 --> 00:08:29,199 I'm saying you can do things simultaneously. 194 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,301 When you do an ad campaign, that's different... 195 00:08:31,434 --> 00:08:33,636 Don't bring up my job. You always do this. 196 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:36,072 You brought up my job, I'm bringing up your job. Why is that... 197 00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:40,676 It's not a job... Like, mine is a job. I just wanna say that. 198 00:08:40,810 --> 00:08:43,479 - It's the same thing. - I go to work. You work at home. 199 00:08:43,612 --> 00:08:46,650 Right, 'cause you're selling products like soap and stuff. 200 00:08:46,782 --> 00:08:49,485 That's what I'm talking about. It's bodywash. I always tell you. 201 00:08:49,618 --> 00:08:52,721 Sorry. I didn't mean to offend bodywash by calling it soap. 202 00:08:52,854 --> 00:08:54,724 You didn't offend bodywash. You offended me. 203 00:08:54,857 --> 00:08:56,226 I'm so sorry I offended you 204 00:08:56,359 --> 00:08:58,327 by calling it soap and not bodywash. 205 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:00,930 Soap is a bodywash. You wash your body with soap. 206 00:09:01,064 --> 00:09:02,899 It's the same thing. 207 00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:04,334 Making a documentary is like... 208 00:09:04,468 --> 00:09:07,003 [Leilani] Can you please stop talking and listen? 209 00:09:09,372 --> 00:09:11,141 Look, I don't wanna fight 210 00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:14,578 - and I'm sorry, okay? - I'm sorry too. 211 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:17,013 So when we get there, can you please be in a good mood, 212 00:09:17,146 --> 00:09:19,516 'cause I don't want them to know that we've been fighting. 213 00:09:19,649 --> 00:09:21,719 Oh, my God. You did a fake apology. 214 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,420 You saw we were, like, seven minutes away 215 00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:25,255 and thought, "Oh, I should wrap this up." 216 00:09:25,389 --> 00:09:27,324 You actually think that I would fake-apologize 217 00:09:27,457 --> 00:09:30,894 just so you wouldn't bring your weird, cranky baby energy into the dinner party? 218 00:09:31,026 --> 00:09:33,729 Yes, that's what I think and that's what I said. 219 00:09:33,863 --> 00:09:36,899 I'm so fucking stupid I bought your fake apology. 220 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,936 I'm sorry I believed your fake apology. 221 00:09:39,069 --> 00:09:40,804 I'm sorry you're such a huge child. 222 00:09:40,936 --> 00:09:43,406 I'm sorry you have the capacity to be so mean to me. 223 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:45,409 I'm sorry that you make it so easy. 224 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,975 Well, then I guess we're both sorry. 225 00:09:47,109 --> 00:09:48,377 - Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry! - Sorry! 226 00:09:48,511 --> 00:09:50,112 - Sorry, sorry, sorry! - Sorry! Sorry! 227 00:09:50,246 --> 00:09:52,982 - Sorry, sorry, sorry! - Sorry, sorry. Sorry! 228 00:09:53,116 --> 00:09:55,285 - Sorry times a million! - Sorry. 229 00:09:58,622 --> 00:10:00,890 [Leilani] Steph and George are getting married? 230 00:10:01,024 --> 00:10:03,025 Did you just like that? 231 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,495 Yeah. 232 00:10:06,463 --> 00:10:09,165 - What happened to "marriage is bullshit"? - It is. 233 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:11,434 Okay. Well, then why did you like it? 234 00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:13,970 Because I didn't wanna be the only one out of our friends 235 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:15,604 to not like it. I'm not a hater. 236 00:10:15,737 --> 00:10:17,707 Okay. Since the day we've met, 237 00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:20,444 you've talked about how you think marriage is fucking lame. 238 00:10:20,577 --> 00:10:22,612 I didn't say "lame." I said "problematic." 239 00:10:22,745 --> 00:10:25,916 Right. Two people declaring their eternal love for each other. 240 00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:27,351 How problematic. 241 00:10:27,483 --> 00:10:29,652 I think you do want all that stuff. 242 00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:32,321 Marriage and kids. You just don't want it with me. 243 00:10:32,454 --> 00:10:35,091 And I think that you just want someone with no expectations, 244 00:10:35,224 --> 00:10:38,094 so you can sit in that room by yourself for the rest of your life. 245 00:10:38,227 --> 00:10:39,496 I think you just want a relationship 246 00:10:39,628 --> 00:10:41,196 that you can brag about to your friends. 247 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:43,265 Yeah, I do! And I'm not willing to settle. 248 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:44,934 I don't wanna settle, either. 249 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:48,304 I don't wanna be with someone who's so fucking shallow. 250 00:10:49,839 --> 00:10:51,406 And I don't wanna be with someone 251 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:54,078 who's so satisfied with being a failure. 252 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:06,223 - I can't do this anymore. - This isn't working. 253 00:11:07,256 --> 00:11:08,759 [blinker clicking] 254 00:11:14,863 --> 00:11:16,165 Are we done? 255 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,769 I think we've been done for a while. 256 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,074 [tires screech] 257 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,276 - [Jibran] Oh, fuck! - [Leilani] Shit! 258 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:30,646 - [Jibran] Oh, fuck. Uh... - [Leilani] Shit. 259 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,952 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - [Jibran] Uh... 260 00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:37,386 - Uh, are you okay? - [Leilani] You okay? 261 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,689 Oh, there's blood. Here, let me help you up. 262 00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:41,124 [Leilani] You shouldn't move him. 263 00:11:41,257 --> 00:11:42,658 [Jibran] Oh, right. Yeah. 264 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:44,493 - I'm gonna call 911, okay? - No, no, no! 265 00:11:44,626 --> 00:11:46,563 - I'm fine. I gotta go. - You're bleeding. 266 00:11:46,697 --> 00:11:48,898 - [Jibran] Are you sure? - I gotta go. I gotta go! 267 00:11:49,031 --> 00:11:50,300 [gasps] Oh. 268 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,968 [cyclist whimpers] 269 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:55,005 [Jibran] Uh... I don't know if that's a good idea, man. 270 00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,540 - Thank you. - I'll call 911. 271 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:59,910 Wait, wait, wait! Wait! You forgot your phone! 272 00:12:00,843 --> 00:12:02,445 [Jibran] Oh, my God. 273 00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:10,453 [both scream] 274 00:12:10,587 --> 00:12:12,556 - I need your car! - What? 275 00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:14,256 I'm a police officer and he's a criminal! 276 00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:15,992 Move the fuck over! Get in the back! 277 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,528 Move, move, move! 278 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:19,262 Hold on. 279 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,100 - Where'd he go? - Huh? 280 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,868 - Where'd he go? - [mumbles] 281 00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:27,670 - [stammers] - He went that way! 282 00:12:27,804 --> 00:12:30,307 East! East! Uh, suspect headed eastbound. 283 00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:37,748 What did he do? Was it drugs? 284 00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:39,582 It was drugs, huh? Are you undercover? 285 00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:41,652 You can't tell us if you're undercover? I get it. 286 00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:43,453 At least we didn't hit a good guy, right? 287 00:12:43,587 --> 00:12:44,920 It's not good that we hit someone, 288 00:12:45,054 --> 00:12:46,323 but we hit a bad guy? 289 00:12:46,455 --> 00:12:48,123 Yeah, who rides a bike in this part of town? 290 00:12:48,257 --> 00:12:50,025 Yeah, where do you think you are, Europe? 291 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,694 [Jibran and Leilani laugh] 292 00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,332 Sorry, we'll be serious. 293 00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,733 Right there! There he goes! 294 00:12:57,867 --> 00:12:59,569 [tires squealing] 295 00:12:59,703 --> 00:13:01,972 [man] Off the sidewalk, asshole! 296 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,612 [Jibran] Turn, turn, turn! 297 00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:11,381 We got him. Yes! 298 00:13:12,683 --> 00:13:14,985 - [Jibran] Shit! - [car horn blaring] 299 00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:18,355 Rats! Right? 300 00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:20,290 If you make a left up here, you can cut him off. 301 00:13:20,423 --> 00:13:21,958 Oh, good idea. Oh! 302 00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:24,595 - [Jibran] Yep! - Whoo. 303 00:13:27,729 --> 00:13:29,064 - There he is, over there! - Oh! Oh! 304 00:13:29,198 --> 00:13:30,867 [engine accelerating] 305 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,068 Oh. 306 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,469 [Jibran] Fucking jaywalkers. 307 00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:34,837 [cyclist whimpers] 308 00:13:35,804 --> 00:13:37,607 - [tires screech] - [car horn blares] 309 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,544 Shit, he's going in circles! What an idiot! 310 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:43,545 [panting] 311 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:46,114 - [Leilani] Turn! - [Jibran] Turn! 312 00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:48,651 There, there, there! Go, go, go! He turned the corner! 313 00:13:48,785 --> 00:13:50,953 Go down this alley, it's a dead end! 314 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:54,357 Ho, ho, ho! Justice! 315 00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:01,530 [engine accelerates] 316 00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:03,765 Oh, my God! 317 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,035 [grunts] 318 00:14:11,173 --> 00:14:12,743 [cyclist groaning] 319 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,379 [shifts gears] 320 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,482 - [cyclist whimpers] - [thudding] 321 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,083 [Jibran] Um... 322 00:14:22,218 --> 00:14:25,554 So, do we cuff him now? 323 00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:27,256 - [tires screech] - Oh, oh... 324 00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:29,259 - [thud] - [tires squeal] 325 00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:32,728 - [gear shifts] - Officer, could you please stop doing that? 326 00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:36,400 - [thudding] - Oh, my God. 327 00:14:40,536 --> 00:14:42,305 [car door closes] 328 00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:52,449 I don't think he's a cop. 329 00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:06,630 [police siren approaching] 330 00:15:14,471 --> 00:15:17,540 [couple chattering and laughing] 331 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:19,376 [woman] Oh, my God. 332 00:15:20,309 --> 00:15:21,877 [man] Hello? 333 00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,715 [woman] I think he's fucking dead. 334 00:15:24,848 --> 00:15:25,915 Oh, shit! 335 00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:28,852 - [man] What the fuck? - [woman] Oh, my God. 336 00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:34,590 Oh, my God, what did you do? 337 00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:37,826 - Oh. Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, oh... No, no, no. 338 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,228 This isn't what it looks like. 339 00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:40,429 [Jibran] We didn't kill him. 340 00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:41,764 You hit him with your car. 341 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,532 No! I mean, yes, I did, but... 342 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,267 - No, that's all. - That was a while ago. 343 00:15:45,401 --> 00:15:46,735 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 344 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:49,739 After I hit him, he was alive and, like, great. 345 00:15:49,872 --> 00:15:52,074 Not "great." He wasn't having the best day, 346 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,677 - but he has been breathing since then. - He's fucking dead! 347 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,846 We know he's dead, but we didn't kill him. 348 00:15:56,979 --> 00:16:00,249 - He just said he killed him. - No. I said I hit him with my car. 349 00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:02,785 - Very different. - Clearly it worked. You killed a guy with your car! 350 00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:04,953 - We hit him earlier, we were drivin'... - I was driving, we broke up, 351 00:16:05,088 --> 00:16:06,823 - and I got distracted... - ...to Bobby and Reya's house. 352 00:16:06,955 --> 00:16:08,657 ...and I ran through a red light... 353 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,160 This guy with a mustache... 354 00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:11,727 - We hit him earlier. - I helped him with my map, 355 00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:13,362 which I admit was a mistake. 356 00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:15,198 He took our car, ran over him like a dog... 357 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,398 [man] We need to call the cops. 358 00:16:16,532 --> 00:16:18,167 Back and forth ten times 359 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,934 [hysterically] and I've got a dead guy's blood on me 360 00:16:20,069 --> 00:16:21,604 and my car's a fucking murder weapon! 361 00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:23,272 - What are you doing? - I'm calling 911. 362 00:16:23,405 --> 00:16:25,107 Please don't do that. We would never hurt anyone. 363 00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:27,410 I hate hurting people. I'm a documentary filmmaker. 364 00:16:27,543 --> 00:16:31,114 She works at a very prestigious ad agency. They've won, like, five Clios. 365 00:16:31,247 --> 00:16:33,749 We do ads and digital media. It's, like, a multi-platform thing. 366 00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:35,851 Tell 'em about the awards you've won. 367 00:16:35,984 --> 00:16:39,688 Marketing, and I won one for digital entrepreneurship. 368 00:16:39,823 --> 00:16:42,124 You see? We're good people. 369 00:16:42,257 --> 00:16:44,426 I'd like to report a murder or whatever. 370 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,795 We didn't murder anybody! 371 00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:47,863 - Yeah, stop. - [Leilani] You stop! 372 00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:49,766 Oh, my God, the police aren't gonna believe us. 373 00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:51,268 Do you know how stupid we sound? 374 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,270 - This is a citizen's arrest. - What is that? 375 00:16:54,402 --> 00:16:56,138 - It's an arrest from a citizen. - Can you do that? 376 00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:58,708 - Can he do that? - On the count of three. Okay? 377 00:16:58,842 --> 00:17:00,910 On the count of three, what? What is that face? 378 00:17:01,044 --> 00:17:02,944 I can't read your face! Just say it. 379 00:17:03,078 --> 00:17:04,614 - [under breath] On the count of three. - What? 380 00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,148 - One, two, three, go! - What? 381 00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:08,384 - [woman] The guy ran for it. - [Leilani] Jibran! 382 00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,152 Okay, the guy's name is Jibran. 383 00:17:10,286 --> 00:17:11,488 Run, Leilani! 384 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:12,755 The girl's name is Leilani. 385 00:17:12,888 --> 00:17:14,558 Shit. 386 00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:16,192 [woman] She's... She's running too now. 387 00:17:16,325 --> 00:17:18,694 She's wearing heels that look actually amazing. 388 00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:20,762 Oh, she just happens to be African-American 389 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:22,999 and he just happens to be a person of color as well. 390 00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:24,834 But I don't think they're murderers 391 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,502 because they're minorities. I think they're murderers 392 00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:28,003 [sobbing] because they just killed a guy 393 00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:29,437 - and he's laying here. - Hey, guys. 394 00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:30,873 It's Josh from Big Eatsy. 395 00:17:31,007 --> 00:17:32,375 [woman] Are you going live without me? 396 00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:33,977 I know you wanted to hear about 397 00:17:34,109 --> 00:17:36,311 the new fast cash Cronut place in the Loft District, 398 00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:38,214 but I got a weird one for you. 399 00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,987 [music playing softly on speakers] 400 00:17:49,258 --> 00:17:50,494 [waitress] Hey. 401 00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:53,563 Are you okay? 402 00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:57,934 - Nosebleeds. - It's house painting with red paint. 403 00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:01,037 We were painting the kitchen blood colors? 404 00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:07,443 What can I get for you guys? 405 00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:09,112 Do you have alcohol? 406 00:18:09,245 --> 00:18:11,447 - Two, please. - Two. 407 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,781 Two what? 408 00:18:12,915 --> 00:18:15,652 Two alcohols, please. Thank you so much. 409 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,821 We don't serve alcohol. 410 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:24,828 We need to call my brother. 411 00:18:24,961 --> 00:18:26,495 Why would we do that? 412 00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:28,530 Because he's well-connected. 413 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:30,399 He knows all the best lawyers. 414 00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:33,069 Right, 'cause Devon knows everybody. 415 00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:34,436 What does that mean? 416 00:18:34,569 --> 00:18:36,505 He said he knew Klay Thompson. 417 00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,940 - He does know Klay Thompson. - He does not know Klay Thompson. 418 00:18:39,075 --> 00:18:41,309 - He showed me the photos. - That was a meet-and-greet. 419 00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:42,944 There was a whole line, okay? 420 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,213 He was wearing a Klay Thompson jersey. 421 00:18:45,348 --> 00:18:48,050 Friends don't wear their friends' jerseys. 422 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:51,253 You brought him up. 423 00:18:52,789 --> 00:18:54,691 We have to go to the police. 424 00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,993 Us? You and me? 425 00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:00,762 How do you think that's gonna go? 426 00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:03,066 - It's the best bad idea. - No, it's not. 427 00:19:03,198 --> 00:19:05,099 They're gonna arrest us in two seconds. 428 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,801 Maybe we just tell them the truth. 429 00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,471 Do you think the police care about the truth? 430 00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:11,174 You think they'll give us the benefit of the doubt? 431 00:19:11,307 --> 00:19:15,243 - But what else? - Jibran, the truth sounds crazy. 432 00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:18,448 What are you gonna say to them? 433 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,982 "Hello, Officer. 434 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,751 We are turning ourselves in for now, 435 00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:25,221 because we have nothing to hide." 436 00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:27,356 "Then why'd you run from the scene of the crime?" 437 00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:28,691 "Good question, Officer. 438 00:19:28,823 --> 00:19:31,293 That's why you're good at your job. 439 00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:33,963 It's because we looked guilty. 440 00:19:34,097 --> 00:19:37,133 Which was scary for us, because we are not guilty. 441 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,836 So, in a way, us running only proves that we are..." 442 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:42,038 "That's me covering up my bodycam, 443 00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:44,974 [whispers] so I can beat your ass, you fucking liar." 444 00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:47,911 - Okay. Okay. Done? - Nope. 445 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:51,981 That was me throwing the book at you. 446 00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:54,817 You know there's no real actual book, right? 447 00:19:54,951 --> 00:19:56,618 [whispering] "So you left a man dead in the street?" 448 00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:59,321 - "We did not leave him dead." - "And didn't call the police?" 449 00:19:59,454 --> 00:20:01,624 "Because there was no time, because we had to..." 450 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,593 "Brown man, you sound crazy." 451 00:20:03,726 --> 00:20:05,561 - "Don't say that." - "You look like a murderer to me." 452 00:20:05,694 --> 00:20:07,931 - "Don't say that." - "Look at your murderous beard 453 00:20:08,063 --> 00:20:09,564 and your murderous brow." 454 00:20:09,697 --> 00:20:10,932 You said you liked the beard. 455 00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:13,936 Your beard looks like murder. 456 00:20:15,704 --> 00:20:17,906 [cell phone vibrating] 457 00:20:19,309 --> 00:20:21,711 - [Jibran] Don't. - [Leilani] Hello? 458 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,246 Leilani, where the fuck are you guys? 459 00:20:23,378 --> 00:20:25,780 [Leilani] I'm sorry. We bumped into a friend. 460 00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:27,550 - And... - Still at home. 461 00:20:27,683 --> 00:20:29,852 ...we were going back and forth with him several times. 462 00:20:29,985 --> 00:20:32,454 Can you tell them to grab some wine? There's no white for Evonne. 463 00:20:32,588 --> 00:20:35,457 Hey, can you pick up a bottle of pinot? Grigio, not noir. 464 00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,093 You know what Evonne's like when she drinks tequila. 465 00:20:38,226 --> 00:20:40,361 [Leilani] Sure, we'll bring a bottle over. 466 00:20:40,495 --> 00:20:42,263 Great. See you in a bit. 467 00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:46,001 - What's going on? - They're acting weird. 468 00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:50,006 Oh, my God. Babe, what if they got engaged? 469 00:20:50,138 --> 00:20:51,540 How you know it's nice to meet me? 470 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:53,576 - What if I'm an asshole? - [all laugh] 471 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,045 [Evonne] You're hilarious. 472 00:20:56,445 --> 00:20:58,615 - Bobby wanted... - They want us to bring a bottle over to dinner. 473 00:20:58,748 --> 00:21:01,718 Fine. Probably pick up a pinot on the way to prison. 474 00:21:10,492 --> 00:21:13,963 This silver milkshake container is such a thing, you know? 475 00:21:14,096 --> 00:21:15,665 They're always like, "We made too much, 476 00:21:15,798 --> 00:21:17,934 so here's the extra and the container that we made it in." 477 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,170 They can't just measure it out? 478 00:21:20,302 --> 00:21:21,970 Huh? [chuckles] 479 00:21:22,105 --> 00:21:24,139 They don't do that with other stuff. 480 00:21:24,272 --> 00:21:26,074 They're not like, "Well, here's spaghetti 481 00:21:26,207 --> 00:21:28,176 and here's some more spaghetti on the side. 482 00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:30,578 We made too much for the spaghetti plate. 483 00:21:30,713 --> 00:21:32,280 Here's soup. 484 00:21:32,414 --> 00:21:34,383 We didn't wanna measure it out early on, 485 00:21:34,515 --> 00:21:35,851 and here we are." 486 00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:37,753 [chuckling] Like, what the fuck? 487 00:21:37,886 --> 00:21:39,989 - It's crazy. - It's so crazy. 488 00:21:40,123 --> 00:21:43,760 Not the extra milkshake container. 489 00:21:44,693 --> 00:21:47,030 [cell phone vibrating] 490 00:21:52,134 --> 00:21:55,070 [woman on phone] Is this Leilani Brooks? 491 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:56,606 Who is this? 492 00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:59,375 This is Detective Mary Martin of the New Orleans PD. 493 00:21:59,509 --> 00:22:01,410 Hi, Detective. 494 00:22:01,543 --> 00:22:04,379 Have you driven your vehicle at any time today? 495 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:07,183 No, not-not today. Mm-mmm. 496 00:22:07,316 --> 00:22:09,952 - Can I ask where you are now? - [whispers] She's asking where I am now. 497 00:22:10,085 --> 00:22:11,520 - [whispers] Hang up. - Home. 498 00:22:11,654 --> 00:22:13,522 I'm home. Just chilling. 499 00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:15,825 Are you saying that your vehicle is at home as well? 500 00:22:15,957 --> 00:22:18,093 - [whispers] Hang up. - Yes! 501 00:22:18,226 --> 00:22:21,163 If I just go to my window right now, I should see... 502 00:22:21,797 --> 00:22:22,964 Oh, my God. 503 00:22:23,098 --> 00:22:25,400 Honey, wasn't our car parked outside? 504 00:22:25,534 --> 00:22:27,035 This is crazy, Detective. 505 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:29,171 I must have left the keys in the ignition. 506 00:22:29,305 --> 00:22:30,906 Can I get you two anything else? 507 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,675 [Detective Martin] Is that a waitress? 508 00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:34,809 Ma'am, where are you right now? 509 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:38,948 - Okay. I'll get your check. - [Leilani] Thank you. 510 00:22:40,782 --> 00:22:43,185 One question. What the fuck? 511 00:22:43,319 --> 00:22:45,789 - I'm trying to help. - No, that was not... Oh! 512 00:22:45,922 --> 00:22:48,324 - Shh. Shh! - What? You're so dramatic. 513 00:22:49,191 --> 00:22:50,626 - What? What do I... What? - Shh! 514 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,694 [whispering] Po-po. 515 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:52,895 Po-Po? 516 00:22:53,029 --> 00:22:54,897 - Po-po. - What? 517 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,173 - Did you just wave? - I waved at the police. 518 00:23:04,307 --> 00:23:07,476 - Why would you do that? - Because I didn't want to seem suspicious. 519 00:23:07,608 --> 00:23:09,511 That is Suspicion 101. 520 00:23:10,479 --> 00:23:11,948 [inaudible] 521 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,582 We don't... 522 00:23:14,817 --> 00:23:19,122 You look so shady. Stop that! Stop! 523 00:23:21,257 --> 00:23:24,194 Who counts money... No one counts money like that. 524 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,101 Thank you. 525 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,609 [cop] Hey, you two. 526 00:23:45,147 --> 00:23:46,849 Forgot your phone. 527 00:23:48,282 --> 00:23:51,521 - [chuckles] Oh, God. - Yeah. 528 00:23:51,654 --> 00:23:54,123 - We're so stupid. - Thank you. Stupid. 529 00:23:54,255 --> 00:23:55,958 - Forgot my phone! - That's my phone! 530 00:23:56,091 --> 00:23:58,493 - Our phone. We share a phone. - We share a phone. 531 00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:01,030 - He cheats on me and I don't trust him. - Yeah. 532 00:24:01,164 --> 00:24:02,932 It's not a crime though, right? 533 00:24:03,065 --> 00:24:05,701 She's like, "You're breaking my heart, Jeffrey... O'Malley." 534 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:07,069 [both chuckle] 535 00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:10,473 - Bye. - At ease. 536 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:12,907 We're so fucked! 537 00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:15,243 [Leilani] No, we're not. 538 00:24:15,377 --> 00:24:17,178 We just have to lay low 539 00:24:17,312 --> 00:24:20,616 and keep a low profile until this blows over. 540 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,718 I don't think... 541 00:24:22,851 --> 00:24:25,753 - Murders don't blow over, Lei. - Yes, they do. 542 00:24:25,887 --> 00:24:28,390 If the police find the guy that they're looking for. 543 00:24:28,523 --> 00:24:30,358 You and me are the guy they're looking for. 544 00:24:30,492 --> 00:24:33,095 You know that song "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do"? 545 00:24:33,229 --> 00:24:35,431 We're the bad boys. What are we gonna do? 546 00:24:35,565 --> 00:24:37,332 Yeah, I know that song Who Let the Dogs Out. 547 00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:39,234 And I'm always like, who did let the dogs out? 548 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:41,404 Are we just talking about songs that we remember? 549 00:24:41,537 --> 00:24:42,471 You started it. 550 00:24:42,605 --> 00:24:44,307 [cell phone chimes] 551 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,375 [gasps] Bicycle guy's phone bing-bonged. 552 00:24:46,509 --> 00:24:47,977 It just made a bing-bong sound. 553 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:50,378 Oh, don't touch it! That's evidence! 554 00:24:50,511 --> 00:24:52,147 I've been touching it the whole time. 555 00:24:53,581 --> 00:24:56,651 It's his calendar. "Edie at Dragon's Den." 556 00:24:56,784 --> 00:25:00,790 Wait. This Edie person obviously knows Bicycle, right? 557 00:25:00,923 --> 00:25:05,461 - What? - So what if she knows who wanted to kill Bicycle? 558 00:25:05,594 --> 00:25:09,565 Oh. Okay, so you're suggesting we actually go out there and solve a... 559 00:25:09,697 --> 00:25:11,700 murder? That's what you're suggesting? 560 00:25:11,834 --> 00:25:13,402 Kinda. 561 00:25:13,534 --> 00:25:15,970 Who the fuck do you think we are? Hobbs and Shaw? 562 00:25:16,105 --> 00:25:18,774 We're not even a couple. We couldn't figure out our relationship. 563 00:25:18,906 --> 00:25:21,944 You think that we're gonna figure out who killed Bicycle? 564 00:25:25,147 --> 00:25:26,648 We did break up, right? 565 00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:29,751 Yeah. 566 00:25:29,886 --> 00:25:31,186 Okay. 567 00:25:32,488 --> 00:25:35,491 Jibran, all we need is a name. We get Mustache's name, 568 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,894 we take it to the police, and then we're in the clear. 569 00:25:39,028 --> 00:25:40,496 We have ten minutes to get there. 570 00:25:40,629 --> 00:25:42,964 I don't think this is a good idea at all. 571 00:25:43,098 --> 00:25:46,801 I know you're scared, Ji, and I'm scared, too. But... 572 00:25:47,336 --> 00:25:49,938 [both laughing] 573 00:25:50,071 --> 00:25:51,506 - What a sweet baby. - Aw! 574 00:25:51,639 --> 00:25:53,242 Woof-woof. 575 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:56,980 Can we try Edie? See if she can help us? 576 00:25:58,347 --> 00:25:59,781 Okay. But if you're wrong 577 00:25:59,915 --> 00:26:02,117 and we spend the rest of our lives on death row, 578 00:26:02,251 --> 00:26:03,918 I'm gonna be so pissed at you. 579 00:26:04,052 --> 00:26:05,387 That's fair. 580 00:26:08,624 --> 00:26:11,694 - [cell phone ringing] - [whispering] Oh, my God. It's the police. 581 00:26:11,828 --> 00:26:14,763 - Don't answer it, ignore it. - Right, right, right. 582 00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:16,564 Right, right. 583 00:26:17,566 --> 00:26:19,468 Why do they still have the cigarette lighter? 584 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,737 Like, just make it a power outlet at this point, you know? 585 00:26:22,871 --> 00:26:24,806 Like, who's like, "I'm operating a vehicle, 586 00:26:24,941 --> 00:26:26,342 I want to introduce fire into this..." 587 00:26:26,474 --> 00:26:28,944 Jibran, please. No more milkshake monologues, 588 00:26:29,078 --> 00:26:31,180 - okay? - Right. 589 00:26:31,312 --> 00:26:33,515 Excuse me, sir, this isn't our destination. 590 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,519 [man chuckling] 591 00:26:37,386 --> 00:26:39,254 - Are you Leon? - [driver] Yes, sir. 592 00:26:39,387 --> 00:26:42,157 - [man] Dope. - [woman giggling] 593 00:26:44,393 --> 00:26:46,694 - [woman squeals] - You ordered a Lyft share. 594 00:26:46,828 --> 00:26:49,799 I just have it set on that option by default. 595 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,469 You're amazing. 596 00:26:53,603 --> 00:26:56,438 - [woman] Oh, you're amazing. - [man] But you're like amazing-amazing. 597 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:59,875 - [woman laughing] No, you are. - [man] I miss you when we're together. 598 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:01,443 Like, right this second, 599 00:27:01,577 --> 00:27:04,646 I am sitting next to you and I miss you. 600 00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:06,014 Aw, baby. 601 00:27:06,147 --> 00:27:07,948 We're gonna go to this spot 602 00:27:08,082 --> 00:27:09,750 and find this Edie person 603 00:27:09,885 --> 00:27:11,654 and then see what happens. 604 00:27:11,788 --> 00:27:13,088 [couple talking loudly] 605 00:27:13,221 --> 00:27:15,156 How are we gonna know who Edie is? 606 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:18,359 - We go up to her and ask if... - [man] Where'd you get that tattoo? 607 00:27:18,493 --> 00:27:19,962 [couple continues yelling] 608 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,664 [man] I love you more than I love my mom! 609 00:27:22,798 --> 00:27:24,299 Shut the fuck up! Okay? 610 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:25,901 It's all kissy and huggy now, 611 00:27:26,034 --> 00:27:29,371 but it all comes crashing down. Okay? 612 00:27:34,076 --> 00:27:37,011 [Jibran] All right, here we go into the Dragon's Den. 613 00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:38,646 [Leilani] It'll be fine. We got this. 614 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,384 - [laughter and chatter] - [hip-hop music playing] 615 00:27:42,717 --> 00:27:46,120 It's not that bad. We just gotta find her. 616 00:27:46,253 --> 00:27:47,723 Okay. Yeah. 617 00:27:48,523 --> 00:27:51,393 We just act super normal, okay? 618 00:27:51,527 --> 00:27:56,232 Yeah. We're normal. Just normal people. 619 00:27:57,198 --> 00:27:59,101 Coming to a bar. 620 00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:06,175 We should not have come here. 621 00:28:06,308 --> 00:28:08,844 You say that anytime we go anywhere with people. 622 00:28:08,976 --> 00:28:11,079 I was talking about the sense of impending doom 623 00:28:11,213 --> 00:28:13,549 that's growing in the pit of my stomach right now! 624 00:28:13,683 --> 00:28:17,486 I'm just saying. If I never made plans, we would never go anywhere. 625 00:28:17,619 --> 00:28:20,522 Congratulations, you made plans and this happened. 626 00:28:22,191 --> 00:28:23,726 [cell phone chimes] 627 00:28:35,637 --> 00:28:37,905 - [Leilani] Okay, act normal. - [Jibran] Love dancing. 628 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,276 - [Leilani] Whoo! - [Jibran] Normal-people shit. 629 00:28:49,484 --> 00:28:51,087 [Leilani] That has to be her. 630 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:53,155 Okay, what do we do? 631 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,225 We should go over there, right? 632 00:29:12,207 --> 00:29:13,441 Edie? 633 00:29:14,175 --> 00:29:15,444 [softly] Edie. 634 00:29:15,577 --> 00:29:17,646 - [both] Edie? - [Edie shushes] 635 00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:18,981 Stop talking. 636 00:29:19,415 --> 00:29:20,950 Come with me. 637 00:29:24,419 --> 00:29:26,754 Who are you? He sent you? 638 00:29:26,888 --> 00:29:30,525 Yeah. Um... Jibran, why don't you explain? 639 00:29:30,658 --> 00:29:33,527 Um... There's sort of not a good starting point. 640 00:29:33,662 --> 00:29:35,831 He wants to be unprofessional and send two strangers 641 00:29:35,964 --> 00:29:37,899 instead of coming himself, that's fine. 642 00:29:38,032 --> 00:29:39,734 Let's just do this and be done with it. 643 00:29:39,867 --> 00:29:42,136 We wanted to know if you know a guy with a mustache. 644 00:29:42,271 --> 00:29:43,571 We don't know what's going on. 645 00:29:43,704 --> 00:29:45,273 Know a guy with a mustache? 646 00:29:45,406 --> 00:29:47,708 Okay, drop the act. It's unbecoming. 647 00:29:47,842 --> 00:29:50,278 There's a way to do this that's respectable. 648 00:29:54,383 --> 00:29:56,953 And this? This is not that. 649 00:29:57,853 --> 00:29:59,589 [thud] 650 00:30:00,222 --> 00:30:01,691 [both gasping] 651 00:30:06,462 --> 00:30:08,730 Hand 'em over and this can all end. 652 00:30:08,864 --> 00:30:10,065 - What? - Oh, no. 653 00:30:10,198 --> 00:30:12,601 The pictures. Give me the envelope. 654 00:30:12,734 --> 00:30:13,968 What pictures? 655 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:15,938 - Oh, no. - [Edie] You guys think you're the only ones 656 00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:17,939 who can dig up a little dirt? 657 00:30:19,407 --> 00:30:20,775 I know who your boss is. 658 00:30:20,908 --> 00:30:22,843 We don't have a boss. We don't work together. 659 00:30:22,978 --> 00:30:24,880 We don't know what pictures you're talking about. 660 00:30:25,013 --> 00:30:27,181 I'm a documentary filmmaker, she works at an ad agency. 661 00:30:27,316 --> 00:30:30,119 You remember that commercial where the guy's a nerd and then he uses this body wash 662 00:30:30,252 --> 00:30:31,654 and all the girls, like, wanna fuck him? 663 00:30:31,787 --> 00:30:33,655 - That was her idea! - That was my idea. 664 00:30:33,789 --> 00:30:36,058 It was based on a true story. This guy was nerdy at my college, 665 00:30:36,191 --> 00:30:38,527 and he would smell good and then I was like, "I like him now." 666 00:30:38,661 --> 00:30:40,328 She didn't like the way a guy looked at college, 667 00:30:40,462 --> 00:30:42,297 and then he smelled better and then she fucked him! 668 00:30:42,431 --> 00:30:45,768 - But it's fine, and we don't know anything! - Yeah, right. 669 00:30:45,901 --> 00:30:48,670 You showed up at the designated time and place of the exchange. 670 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:51,339 Yeah, because this guy's phone bing-bonged your name! 671 00:30:51,473 --> 00:30:52,674 We were trying to go to our friend's party. 672 00:30:52,808 --> 00:30:54,242 We have nothing to do with anything. 673 00:30:54,376 --> 00:30:57,780 We just answered a bing-bong! [sobbing] 674 00:30:59,048 --> 00:31:00,714 - Jibran. Mmm-mmm. - Huh? 675 00:31:00,848 --> 00:31:03,218 - She's not buying it. - Oh, okay. 676 00:31:03,351 --> 00:31:04,985 Let's take the guesswork out here. 677 00:31:05,119 --> 00:31:08,290 You said that this gentleman's not your boss 678 00:31:08,423 --> 00:31:10,192 - and you don't even know him? - No. 679 00:31:10,325 --> 00:31:13,295 Why don't we just call him and see what he has to say? 680 00:31:13,427 --> 00:31:15,062 - Okay. Great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, call him. 681 00:31:15,196 --> 00:31:17,300 - [Edie] Mmm-hmm. - [line ringing] 682 00:31:18,067 --> 00:31:20,069 [cell phone ringing] 683 00:31:21,002 --> 00:31:22,703 Oh, no. 684 00:31:22,838 --> 00:31:24,572 It's not what you think. 685 00:31:24,706 --> 00:31:26,974 Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining. 686 00:31:27,108 --> 00:31:28,809 - Why would we do that? - We would never do that. 687 00:31:28,944 --> 00:31:30,878 If she pees down your back, she's gonna say it's pee. 688 00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:32,748 You think you can fuck with a congressman 689 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,617 and get away with it? You got another think coming. 690 00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:39,855 - Oh, no! - Oh! What the fuck? 691 00:31:39,988 --> 00:31:41,390 [gasping] 692 00:31:41,523 --> 00:31:43,625 Did you just tell them I'm a congressman? 693 00:31:43,759 --> 00:31:45,895 - [Edie] I... - Come here. Real quick. 694 00:31:47,463 --> 00:31:48,998 I'll be right back. 695 00:31:52,134 --> 00:31:54,502 [whispering] What's happening? Can you get out? 696 00:31:54,636 --> 00:31:56,405 [Jibran] This is fucking insane. 697 00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:57,906 Take that damn mask off, Brett. 698 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,407 [Jibran] Are you okay? 699 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:01,943 [Brett] Well, it still doesn't seem like a good idea. 700 00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:05,915 My husband. He was just about to get me my pan. Right, hon? 701 00:32:06,048 --> 00:32:08,116 [Brett] I thought we agreed we weren't gonna do the pan. 702 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:10,519 You go get me my goddamn pan! 703 00:32:10,652 --> 00:32:14,423 - Hey, just to clarify, we're not blackmailing anybody. - Excuse me, what is "the pan"? 704 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:18,160 [Edie] You tried to fuck us. Now you're gonna get fucked. 705 00:32:18,293 --> 00:32:20,795 [Jibran] Your premise is wrong because we didn't try to fuck you. 706 00:32:20,928 --> 00:32:22,930 - [Leilani] We don't wanna get fucked. - [Jibran] No. 707 00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:25,066 Mmm. [clears throat] 708 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,638 I just love the smell of sizzling bacon, don't you? 709 00:32:29,771 --> 00:32:32,573 The only problem is the grease! 710 00:32:32,706 --> 00:32:35,010 Y'all ever see a bad grease burn? 711 00:32:35,143 --> 00:32:38,480 It is remarkable the damage a little hot oil can do. 712 00:32:38,613 --> 00:32:41,316 I'm gonna give you both a choice, okay? 713 00:32:41,884 --> 00:32:44,752 All the grease in this pan, 714 00:32:44,886 --> 00:32:48,290 or what's behind this door. 715 00:32:48,423 --> 00:32:50,358 - What? - [Edie] I said, 716 00:32:50,492 --> 00:32:53,863 bacon grease, or door. 717 00:32:53,995 --> 00:32:54,896 It's up to you. 718 00:32:55,030 --> 00:32:57,800 And you're first, Mr. Bing-Bong. 719 00:32:57,933 --> 00:32:59,367 Take the grease. 720 00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:01,869 Are you serious? It's boiling hot grease. 721 00:33:02,002 --> 00:33:03,571 And she could pour the grease on my face! 722 00:33:03,705 --> 00:33:05,473 Edie, may I ask a question? 723 00:33:05,607 --> 00:33:07,442 Do I get to know prior to making my decision 724 00:33:07,576 --> 00:33:09,044 where you'll be pouring the grease? 725 00:33:09,176 --> 00:33:12,146 Um, yeah, it'll probably most definitely be your face. 726 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,415 Thank you. 727 00:33:13,549 --> 00:33:14,849 She said probably my face. 728 00:33:14,983 --> 00:33:16,617 She's obviously trying to scare you 729 00:33:16,751 --> 00:33:18,386 into choosing something worse. 730 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,622 We're single now. I have to go out into the dating world. 731 00:33:20,755 --> 00:33:22,056 How do you think I'm gonna do on Bumble? 732 00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:24,659 - Scars are super sexy. - You like burn scars? 733 00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:27,029 After this, I'm gonna seek out a guy with a burnt face. 734 00:33:27,162 --> 00:33:29,832 You promise? I'm gonna stalk your Facebook so hard. 735 00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:32,867 And if you're not with a fucking burn victim, I'm gonna be so very upset. 736 00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:35,570 Thanks for reminding me to block you. I'm blocking you after this. 737 00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:36,905 Let's make a decision here. 738 00:33:37,038 --> 00:33:38,607 My husband and I have plans tonight. 739 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,275 I'll go with not the grease. 740 00:33:40,407 --> 00:33:41,476 I'll go with the door. 741 00:33:41,609 --> 00:33:43,277 - Jibran! - Door it is. 742 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,547 Tell 'em what they've won. 743 00:33:45,681 --> 00:33:47,115 - No! Plant your feet! - [Jibran] I am! 744 00:33:47,249 --> 00:33:48,916 [Leilani] Stop it! Leave him alone! 745 00:33:49,050 --> 00:33:51,654 - [Edie] Open the door. - [Brett] Yep. 746 00:33:58,626 --> 00:34:00,261 Is it gonna shit on me? 747 00:34:00,396 --> 00:34:01,495 - [clicks tongue] - [horse neighs] 748 00:34:01,628 --> 00:34:02,997 [Jibran screams] 749 00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:04,666 - [grunts] - [gasps] 750 00:34:05,634 --> 00:34:07,069 [groans] 751 00:34:08,502 --> 00:34:09,939 [stifled] Take the grease. 752 00:34:10,071 --> 00:34:11,472 [Edie] It's your turn, little missy. 753 00:34:11,606 --> 00:34:13,107 The grease! I take the grease! 754 00:34:13,242 --> 00:34:15,644 A lady who knows what she wants. 755 00:34:16,111 --> 00:34:17,746 [yelps] Ow! 756 00:34:18,747 --> 00:34:20,449 No, no, no! No, no, no! 757 00:34:20,582 --> 00:34:22,751 [panting] 758 00:34:23,651 --> 00:34:25,119 No, no, no, no, no! 759 00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:26,421 Okay, let's see... 760 00:34:26,555 --> 00:34:28,022 - No! - [screams] 761 00:34:28,156 --> 00:34:29,557 [Brett screaming] 762 00:34:29,691 --> 00:34:31,926 - [Jibran grunts] - [Edie yelps] 763 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:33,795 [Leilani] Help, help, help, help! 764 00:34:33,928 --> 00:34:35,731 [Edie] Oh, God. Honey, are you all right? 765 00:34:35,863 --> 00:34:36,997 - [Brett] No! - [grunts] 766 00:34:37,131 --> 00:34:39,068 - [both scream] - [Jibran grunting] 767 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,235 - Okay? - Yeah. 768 00:34:42,002 --> 00:34:43,771 [yelling] 769 00:34:45,439 --> 00:34:49,211 [both grunting] 770 00:34:49,343 --> 00:34:51,245 Stay back! Stay back! You stay back! 771 00:34:51,379 --> 00:34:52,479 - You ready? - Yeah. 772 00:34:52,613 --> 00:34:53,982 One, two, three... 773 00:34:54,115 --> 00:34:56,818 - [Leilani screaming] - Where are you going? 774 00:34:58,453 --> 00:35:00,622 - [screaming] They're getting away! - [Brett] Whoa, honey! 775 00:35:00,756 --> 00:35:03,158 - Lift it up! I gotta get him. - Oh, my God. My arm! 776 00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:04,526 Oh! Honey, no! 777 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:08,796 - [horse neighing] - [both panting] 778 00:35:08,930 --> 00:35:12,100 - You okay? You okay? - Yeah. My shoe got stuck. 779 00:35:12,232 --> 00:35:14,368 [indistinct] 780 00:35:14,502 --> 00:35:15,738 Come on. 781 00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:21,042 - [Jibran] This place gives me the creeps. - Fucking scary. 782 00:35:22,544 --> 00:35:25,147 - [man on megaphone] You there! - [Jibran] Um, was that for us? 783 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,814 [Leilani] Oh, my God. 784 00:35:26,948 --> 00:35:29,952 - Stop! - [horn honking] 785 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,787 We are Penworth Estate security. 786 00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:35,156 Surrender yourselves immediately. 787 00:35:35,289 --> 00:35:39,961 Surrender immediately. You are trespassing on Penworth Estate property. 788 00:35:42,564 --> 00:35:44,399 Oh, you're lucky. 789 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,102 Our sovereignty ends right here. 790 00:35:47,234 --> 00:35:49,905 You step up here on the estate property again, 791 00:35:50,037 --> 00:35:51,606 we're gonna punish you 792 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:54,209 to the best of our abilities. 793 00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:59,081 That's right, brutes. 794 00:36:01,350 --> 00:36:02,651 Shit. 795 00:36:20,635 --> 00:36:22,937 [horn honking] 796 00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:31,847 [Leilani] What the fuck just happened? 797 00:36:31,979 --> 00:36:34,314 [Jibran] I said, "One, two, three," and you ran. 798 00:36:34,448 --> 00:36:36,350 [Leilani] Yeah, 'cause that's what you did in the alley. 799 00:36:36,484 --> 00:36:38,653 You set a precedent. That's what I was going off of. 800 00:36:38,787 --> 00:36:40,155 [Jibran] I assumed you assumed 801 00:36:40,287 --> 00:36:42,623 this time it would be like, "One, two, three, attack." 802 00:36:42,756 --> 00:36:44,059 [Leilani] Why would I assume that? 803 00:36:44,191 --> 00:36:46,994 [Jibran] Because we had weapons? I don't know. 804 00:36:47,129 --> 00:36:49,931 I never want to see a horse again in my life. 805 00:36:50,064 --> 00:36:52,300 [music playing faintly] 806 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:56,839 Thank you. 807 00:37:04,713 --> 00:37:06,481 What, I look stupid? 808 00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:08,317 Kinda like unicorn throw-up? 809 00:37:08,450 --> 00:37:10,152 No, you look... 810 00:37:10,785 --> 00:37:12,220 the opposite. 811 00:37:13,155 --> 00:37:14,323 Unstupid. 812 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,029 Are you okay? 813 00:37:21,997 --> 00:37:24,031 Yeah, I'm fine. 814 00:37:24,165 --> 00:37:27,202 It just hurts a lot right where the horse kicked me. 815 00:37:29,604 --> 00:37:31,339 Uh... Come with me. 816 00:37:33,609 --> 00:37:34,776 [Jibran] It looks okay? Ow. 817 00:37:34,908 --> 00:37:36,276 - If you could... - Sorry. 818 00:37:36,410 --> 00:37:38,546 ...stop tapping right where the wound is. 819 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,182 I'm just trying to help. 820 00:37:40,314 --> 00:37:41,550 Okay. 821 00:37:41,682 --> 00:37:42,983 Come on, let's do this. 822 00:37:43,118 --> 00:37:45,354 [whispering] Okay, okay, okay, okay. 823 00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:47,555 [groans] 824 00:37:48,789 --> 00:37:52,026 I can't. I'm just gonna wear this shirt for the rest of my life. 825 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,296 [chuckles] No, you're not. Stand up. 826 00:37:56,997 --> 00:37:59,033 Uh, raise your arms. 827 00:38:00,635 --> 00:38:02,003 [groans] 828 00:38:02,136 --> 00:38:04,872 Okay. One, two, three. 829 00:38:14,381 --> 00:38:17,086 Can I just say this is the most batshit crazy night ever? 830 00:38:17,218 --> 00:38:18,787 You've never been framed for murder 831 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:20,120 and tortured with bacon grease? 832 00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:21,723 - [both chuckle] - [groans] 833 00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:23,057 Really? 834 00:38:23,191 --> 00:38:24,926 - It just... - Really? 835 00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:27,662 - Just be so gentle. Just... - Okay, I'm sorry. 836 00:38:28,595 --> 00:38:30,965 - [groans and laughs] - I didn't even touch you. 837 00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:34,035 [scanner beeping] 838 00:38:43,778 --> 00:38:45,880 [Jibran] I ordered us a Lyft. 839 00:38:46,013 --> 00:38:48,182 [Leilani] I hope you changed your settings. 840 00:38:59,359 --> 00:39:01,963 You probably don't remember this, but, 841 00:39:02,930 --> 00:39:04,165 our first date, 842 00:39:04,698 --> 00:39:06,033 that restaurant, 843 00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:08,670 there was this couple sitting next to us, 844 00:39:08,803 --> 00:39:11,738 - and they didn't talk the whole... - I remember them. 845 00:39:11,872 --> 00:39:13,474 - You do? - Yeah. 846 00:39:13,607 --> 00:39:16,010 They didn't say anything to each other the entire time. 847 00:39:16,144 --> 00:39:18,846 You know, I think about them all the time. 848 00:39:18,979 --> 00:39:22,184 'Cause I was looking at them like I never want to be that couple, 849 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:24,385 you know, that runs out of stuff to talk about. 850 00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:25,986 But the more I think about them, 851 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,990 the more I'm like... 852 00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:30,592 maybe they weren't miserable. 853 00:39:30,725 --> 00:39:32,794 You know? Maybe they were just 854 00:39:32,928 --> 00:39:35,164 comfortable with each other. 855 00:39:41,568 --> 00:39:44,872 So my theory about Edie obviously didn't pan out. 856 00:39:46,607 --> 00:39:49,845 Maybe you were right. Maybe we should just go to the cops. 857 00:39:51,044 --> 00:39:52,880 I found something. 858 00:39:53,548 --> 00:39:54,681 What? 859 00:39:55,950 --> 00:39:58,419 The piece of paper that Edie had with Bicycle's number? 860 00:39:58,553 --> 00:40:00,155 It has an address on it, too. 861 00:40:00,287 --> 00:40:01,789 What? When did you get this? 862 00:40:01,923 --> 00:40:04,059 [Jibran] I was thinking, maybe Mustache killed Bicycle 863 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,093 because of those pictures that Edie was talking about. 864 00:40:06,227 --> 00:40:09,030 If we can find those pictures, figure out what they are, 865 00:40:09,164 --> 00:40:10,497 maybe we can exonerate ourselves. 866 00:40:10,631 --> 00:40:12,600 Mustache was clearly looking for something, 867 00:40:12,734 --> 00:40:15,136 and Edie was very upset about those pictures. 868 00:40:15,269 --> 00:40:16,637 - It's a clue, right? - Yeah! 869 00:40:16,772 --> 00:40:18,306 I did a clue. 870 00:40:18,439 --> 00:40:19,874 [both chuckle] 871 00:40:20,975 --> 00:40:22,910 Should we go to that address? 872 00:40:23,845 --> 00:40:26,180 You know this is actually illegal, right? 873 00:40:26,314 --> 00:40:28,517 Breaking into Bicycle's house? 874 00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:30,385 Are you sure? 875 00:40:31,486 --> 00:40:33,588 - Are you? - Yeah. 876 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,858 - [car horn honks] - [Jibran] Oh, that's our guy. 877 00:40:38,526 --> 00:40:40,162 [grunts] 878 00:40:42,263 --> 00:40:44,098 [Jibran] Oh, shit. 879 00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:49,571 Shit. 880 00:40:49,703 --> 00:40:51,839 [Leilani] He knows it's us, he totally knows it's us. 881 00:40:51,972 --> 00:40:53,574 [Jibran] Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 882 00:40:53,709 --> 00:40:56,411 Shit, he's totally onto us. He's onto us, he's onto us. 883 00:41:00,147 --> 00:41:01,682 Oh, he's just a regular racist. 884 00:41:01,816 --> 00:41:04,086 - Thank God. - Let's go. 885 00:41:17,332 --> 00:41:19,334 - [door rattles] - [Leilani] Shit. 886 00:41:20,301 --> 00:41:22,669 - What? - How are we gonna get up there? 887 00:41:22,803 --> 00:41:24,638 - What? You just... - [door rattles] 888 00:41:24,772 --> 00:41:27,242 Did you think it was one of those "Men Only" doors? 889 00:41:27,374 --> 00:41:28,910 Sorry. 890 00:41:29,544 --> 00:41:31,112 Maybe... 891 00:41:31,245 --> 00:41:33,281 Maybe there's one of those catwalk things around the side... 892 00:41:33,414 --> 00:41:35,883 A "catwalk"? You mean like for fashion shows? 893 00:41:36,017 --> 00:41:38,620 Do you mean a fire escape? [chuckling] 894 00:41:38,752 --> 00:41:40,421 Why are you making jokes? This is serious. 895 00:41:40,555 --> 00:41:41,656 Okay. Okay. 896 00:41:42,323 --> 00:41:45,026 Yeah. Break the glass. You go. 897 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,461 - I'm wearing heels. - You're wearing heels. 898 00:41:46,595 --> 00:41:48,596 Right. The ice pick part will stab the glass... 899 00:41:48,729 --> 00:41:51,466 The "ice pick part"? Do you mean the heel? 900 00:41:51,598 --> 00:41:53,068 Yes, the pointy heel part of the shoe 901 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,002 will break the glass. It'll go through it. 902 00:41:55,136 --> 00:41:59,106 No, no. Use your shoulders. Break the glass. 903 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,841 I just got kicked by a horse. 904 00:42:00,975 --> 00:42:03,678 Can I take five minutes off from, like, bashing myself? 905 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,447 - Okay, I'm sorry. - Okay. 906 00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:10,151 I'm just concerned the heel's just gonna snap off. 907 00:42:10,285 --> 00:42:11,719 No. Not if you do it exactly perpendicular, 908 00:42:11,852 --> 00:42:13,521 'cause it's a small surface area. Pressure is... 909 00:42:13,655 --> 00:42:15,557 Okay. How do you know that? 910 00:42:16,191 --> 00:42:17,526 MythBusters. 911 00:42:18,526 --> 00:42:20,194 So you do like reality shows. 912 00:42:20,327 --> 00:42:22,697 Eh, it's more of a docuseries. 913 00:42:27,734 --> 00:42:29,736 - Ow! Oops. - Oh! 914 00:42:29,870 --> 00:42:31,104 [Leilani] Ow! 915 00:42:31,238 --> 00:42:33,675 [Jibran] I remember now. That myth got busted. 916 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,082 [man on TV] ...reportedly ran over the cyclist multiple times. 917 00:42:42,216 --> 00:42:46,021 Two witnesses at the scene are currently being treated for emotional distress. 918 00:42:49,323 --> 00:42:51,693 [Leilani whispering] I think this is it. 919 00:42:58,198 --> 00:42:59,901 What if there's someone in there? 920 00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:01,468 Looks empty. 921 00:43:01,602 --> 00:43:03,437 Right, 'cause it's probably empty 922 00:43:03,571 --> 00:43:05,906 'cause it's Bicycle's apartment and he's... 923 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,008 - Yeah. - ...dead. 924 00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,876 Yeah, I was there, Jibran. 925 00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:11,513 - Just try the window. - Okay. 926 00:43:13,013 --> 00:43:15,416 [grunts] It's locked. 927 00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:16,984 Okay, your turn to kick it. 928 00:43:17,118 --> 00:43:18,719 My shoes aren't made for kicking. 929 00:43:18,852 --> 00:43:20,453 Yeah, neither were mine. 930 00:43:21,656 --> 00:43:24,025 In my defense, the heel on the kicking shoe didn't break off, 931 00:43:24,158 --> 00:43:25,325 it was the heel on the standing... 932 00:43:25,459 --> 00:43:26,794 I will throw you down this catwalk. 933 00:43:26,928 --> 00:43:27,962 I shouldn't have said that. 934 00:43:28,095 --> 00:43:29,196 Sorry you broke your shoes. 935 00:43:29,330 --> 00:43:30,698 Thank you, they were my date shoes. 936 00:43:30,832 --> 00:43:33,067 I didn't know you had date shoes. 937 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,202 I got 'em for you. 938 00:43:37,772 --> 00:43:41,142 Can you kick this in quietly, please, since I'm barefoot? 939 00:43:41,276 --> 00:43:43,477 Okay. Okay. Okay. 940 00:43:44,511 --> 00:43:48,383 Okay, okay, here we go, here we go. [exhales sharply] 941 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:52,687 What? What are you doing? Are you knocking? 942 00:43:52,821 --> 00:43:55,456 No! I just wanna pull back so I don't cut up my hand. 943 00:43:55,589 --> 00:43:57,392 I make my living with these hands. 944 00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:12,339 - [Jibran shuddering] - [gasps] 945 00:44:14,709 --> 00:44:16,078 Shit. 946 00:44:21,115 --> 00:44:24,185 [Leilani shushing] 947 00:44:25,653 --> 00:44:27,988 [whispering] Help me, help me, help me. 948 00:44:28,122 --> 00:44:29,156 [shushing] 949 00:44:29,289 --> 00:44:30,425 - [glass crunching] - Ow. 950 00:44:30,557 --> 00:44:33,127 - [objects thud] - [shushing] 951 00:44:35,662 --> 00:44:37,798 - You okay? - Yes, I'm okay. 952 00:44:37,932 --> 00:44:40,167 - Okay. - [shushing] 953 00:44:42,836 --> 00:44:45,439 - [glass crunching] - [both shushing] 954 00:44:45,573 --> 00:44:47,107 [muffled music playing] 955 00:44:47,242 --> 00:44:49,676 - Wait, you hear that? - Hear what? 956 00:44:49,810 --> 00:44:51,346 That. 957 00:44:52,345 --> 00:44:54,715 There's, like, music happening. 958 00:44:54,850 --> 00:44:58,185 - We should go in there. - What? No. 959 00:44:58,318 --> 00:44:59,920 What else are we gonna do? Go back outside? 960 00:45:00,053 --> 00:45:02,857 Okay, okay, okay. We're just gonna take a peek. 961 00:45:03,857 --> 00:45:05,892 [music continues] 962 00:45:06,459 --> 00:45:08,762 [breathing deeply] 963 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,769 [music gets louder] 964 00:45:15,937 --> 00:45:17,171 What is... 965 00:45:17,305 --> 00:45:19,339 No, dude. Shut the fuck up, okay? 966 00:45:19,473 --> 00:45:20,807 I remember this shit plain as day. 967 00:45:20,941 --> 00:45:22,977 You were the one that was fucking passed out. 968 00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:24,444 Because I... No. 969 00:45:24,577 --> 00:45:28,348 No, it was me, it was Boyd Ashley. Ashley. 970 00:45:28,481 --> 00:45:29,816 And I ate that day 971 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:31,718 'cause I was in a bulking phase. 972 00:45:31,852 --> 00:45:33,754 [Leilani whispering] Who are all these frat dudes? 973 00:45:33,888 --> 00:45:36,290 [whispering] It's like a roofie laboratory in there. 974 00:45:36,423 --> 00:45:38,626 Those must be the photos that Edie was talking about. 975 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,694 - [boy 1] Hey, man. - [boy 2] Leave us alone. 976 00:45:40,828 --> 00:45:43,164 [Jibran] He left one of the envelopes right there. 977 00:45:43,298 --> 00:45:45,533 - We gotta go get it. - Don't do it! [shushing] 978 00:45:45,665 --> 00:45:48,102 All those fuckboys are in there. 979 00:45:48,236 --> 00:45:49,504 I don't exactly know what that means. 980 00:45:49,638 --> 00:45:51,439 - Did I use it right? - No, you didn't. 981 00:45:51,571 --> 00:45:53,040 What are fuckboys? 982 00:45:53,173 --> 00:45:54,941 I'm not having this conversation right now with you. 983 00:45:55,075 --> 00:45:56,410 [shushing] No, no, no. 984 00:45:56,544 --> 00:45:58,078 No, it's fine, they can't hear us. 985 00:45:58,211 --> 00:46:00,380 The music's too loud. Watch. 986 00:46:00,513 --> 00:46:03,350 - [caws] - [gasps, shushes] 987 00:46:04,419 --> 00:46:06,886 We need to go in there, grab one of those envelopes, 988 00:46:07,021 --> 00:46:08,923 and figure out what the fuck is goin' on. 989 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:11,658 But all the Abercrombie & Fitch people will see us. 990 00:46:11,792 --> 00:46:14,694 Okay, okay, okay, we gotta, um... 991 00:46:15,696 --> 00:46:17,799 We gotta come up with a plan to distract them, 992 00:46:17,932 --> 00:46:19,466 pull them out of there. 993 00:46:20,133 --> 00:46:21,368 I got it. You stay here. 994 00:46:21,502 --> 00:46:22,903 I'm gonna go out, ring the doorbell. 995 00:46:23,037 --> 00:46:25,372 - I'm gonna say, "Pizza delivery." - [door opens] 996 00:46:27,341 --> 00:46:28,643 Oh, hey, wassup? 997 00:46:28,776 --> 00:46:30,978 Hey, man, it's been a minute. 998 00:46:31,111 --> 00:46:32,580 Who the fuck are you? 999 00:46:32,713 --> 00:46:34,915 - It's her and me! - Me and him! 1000 00:46:35,048 --> 00:46:36,083 [Jibran] Yes! 1001 00:46:36,216 --> 00:46:37,385 From, uh... 1002 00:46:37,517 --> 00:46:38,953 - [yelling] - [boy screams] 1003 00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:42,589 - [cymbal crashing] - [Leilani] Oh, no. 1004 00:46:43,457 --> 00:46:45,292 Get him, Jibran! Fuck him up, Jibran! 1005 00:46:45,426 --> 00:46:48,796 - Fuck him up! Fuck him up! - I'm trying! Stop saying that! 1006 00:46:48,928 --> 00:46:51,765 - [music continues] - [boys chattering] 1007 00:46:51,899 --> 00:46:53,701 [Leilani] Tell me when you want me to jump in. 1008 00:46:53,834 --> 00:46:55,569 - You want me to jump in? - [choking] 1009 00:46:55,702 --> 00:46:58,305 This isn't Ultimate Fighting, Jibran. You can't tap out. 1010 00:47:00,473 --> 00:47:03,477 [both grunting] 1011 00:47:04,245 --> 00:47:05,880 I got you! 1012 00:47:06,013 --> 00:47:08,750 - You're hitting me! - You're in the way. Move! 1013 00:47:08,883 --> 00:47:10,651 Hey, help! 1014 00:47:11,151 --> 00:47:12,419 Take that! 1015 00:47:14,354 --> 00:47:15,823 Oh. 1016 00:47:19,359 --> 00:47:20,727 [panting] 1017 00:47:20,861 --> 00:47:22,597 [boy groaning] 1018 00:47:22,731 --> 00:47:25,300 - [Leilani grunts] - [groans] 1019 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,402 Fuck! 1020 00:47:27,535 --> 00:47:29,904 [continues groaning] 1021 00:47:30,470 --> 00:47:32,873 Who the fuck are you? 1022 00:47:34,709 --> 00:47:36,778 Who the fuck are we? 1023 00:47:36,910 --> 00:47:39,446 We're the people who want some answers, bitch! 1024 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:43,151 The bigger question is, who the fuck are you? 1025 00:47:43,283 --> 00:47:45,653 What are you doing in my fucking room? 1026 00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:48,022 Um... We're here... 1027 00:47:49,990 --> 00:47:52,426 Ow! Why would you do that? 1028 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:56,630 Yeah... Why would we do that? 1029 00:47:56,763 --> 00:47:58,633 That's what you wanna know. 1030 00:47:58,767 --> 00:48:00,702 We're asking the questions. 1031 00:48:00,834 --> 00:48:04,037 And the answers to our questions better be answers. 1032 00:48:04,171 --> 00:48:07,575 But the answers to your questions are gonna be my fists. 1033 00:48:07,709 --> 00:48:08,743 What? 1034 00:48:08,876 --> 00:48:10,611 - Ow! - First of all, motherfucker, 1035 00:48:10,745 --> 00:48:12,547 - who do you work for? - Yeah, motherfucker! 1036 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,013 I don't know what you're talking about. 1037 00:48:14,147 --> 00:48:16,350 Don't pee down my back and say it's raining. 1038 00:48:16,484 --> 00:48:18,553 - Don't do it. Don't do it. - We don't like it. 1039 00:48:18,685 --> 00:48:20,521 - Nope. - 'Cause we know you're lying, 1040 00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:23,089 and then we have piss on our backs. 1041 00:48:23,222 --> 00:48:24,358 I would never do that. 1042 00:48:24,492 --> 00:48:26,225 Tell us what we wanna know. 1043 00:48:26,359 --> 00:48:27,928 Yeah. Do you know Bicycle? 1044 00:48:28,062 --> 00:48:30,431 Do I know Bicycle? What does that mean? 1045 00:48:30,564 --> 00:48:32,966 - Bicycle! Two wheels? - Handlebars? 1046 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,602 - Sometimes there's a basket. - And sometimes there's spokes. 1047 00:48:35,736 --> 00:48:38,739 Yeah, ET rode one and flew in it, bitch! 1048 00:48:38,872 --> 00:48:40,840 I know what a bicycle is. Do you mean Tom? 1049 00:48:40,975 --> 00:48:42,843 I don't know. Do we look like a bitch? 1050 00:48:42,977 --> 00:48:45,846 Fine. I work for Tom. Uh, Tom rides a bicycle. 1051 00:48:45,979 --> 00:48:47,447 He's like a weird environmentalist. 1052 00:48:47,582 --> 00:48:49,250 Is environmentalism weird 1053 00:48:49,383 --> 00:48:51,184 or is it absolutely necessary? 1054 00:48:51,318 --> 00:48:53,086 I recycle everything! 1055 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:55,055 Yeah. Sometimes she'll try and recycle 1056 00:48:55,189 --> 00:48:56,591 eggshells and banana peels, 1057 00:48:56,723 --> 00:48:58,526 and I'll be like, "That's more compost." 1058 00:48:58,658 --> 00:49:00,660 Okay, focus back on me, little Brett Kavanaugh. 1059 00:49:00,794 --> 00:49:02,363 What do you do for Tom? 1060 00:49:02,495 --> 00:49:04,432 [boy] Uh... Uh... I'm not supposed to say. 1061 00:49:04,566 --> 00:49:06,201 Shut the fuck up and talk, Chug-A-Lug Chuck! 1062 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,736 How am I supposed to shut up and talk at the same time? 1063 00:49:08,868 --> 00:49:10,872 - That's impossible! - Figure that shit out! 1064 00:49:11,004 --> 00:49:14,242 - [Jibran] Figure it out. - Please, all we do is, we stuff these envelopes. 1065 00:49:14,374 --> 00:49:15,776 And then we have to deliver them 1066 00:49:15,910 --> 00:49:17,578 - to these rich people. - What rich people? 1067 00:49:17,711 --> 00:49:19,579 I don't... I don't know, okay? 1068 00:49:19,714 --> 00:49:22,150 Uh, he works at this, like, uh, club. 1069 00:49:22,283 --> 00:49:24,752 And these people are... These people are dangerous, okay? 1070 00:49:24,885 --> 00:49:27,754 You don't want to fuck with these people, okay? 1071 00:49:28,488 --> 00:49:31,090 Ow! I have been 100% cooperating! 1072 00:49:31,225 --> 00:49:33,228 I don't like your tone, Date Rape McGee. 1073 00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:34,596 [bottle clinks] 1074 00:49:34,729 --> 00:49:37,098 - [panting] - [music continues] 1075 00:49:38,298 --> 00:49:40,734 So tell us where the fuck this club is. 1076 00:49:40,868 --> 00:49:42,636 I don't know. Because they don't tell us. 1077 00:49:42,769 --> 00:49:45,038 They said the less that we know, the better, okay? 1078 00:49:45,171 --> 00:49:47,408 They only contact him on his phone. 1079 00:49:50,510 --> 00:49:53,847 Oh, fuck, Jesus! Please help, help, please! 1080 00:49:53,981 --> 00:49:55,515 Intruders, intruders! Help! 1081 00:49:55,649 --> 00:49:57,118 - Oh! - [Mustache] Hi, Steve. 1082 00:49:57,252 --> 00:49:59,887 - [Steve] Please, don't... - [silenced gunshot] 1083 00:50:00,019 --> 00:50:02,856 [whispering] We gotta get out of here. Come on, this way. 1084 00:50:02,990 --> 00:50:04,858 [music continues] 1085 00:50:04,993 --> 00:50:06,861 ♪ I been getting mail From the Grammy office ♪ 1086 00:50:06,993 --> 00:50:08,863 ♪ Like high-school recruits Get handed offers ♪ 1087 00:50:08,995 --> 00:50:10,798 ♪ And rap like a bitch With a million followers ♪ 1088 00:50:10,932 --> 00:50:12,500 ♪ You give your soul up If she swallow ya ♪ 1089 00:50:12,633 --> 00:50:14,301 ♪ Y'all pay to get The candy off her ♪ 1090 00:50:14,435 --> 00:50:16,170 ♪ I Pirate Bay The panties off her ♪ 1091 00:50:16,303 --> 00:50:18,071 ♪ I'm from where You talk that shit ♪ 1092 00:50:18,205 --> 00:50:19,940 ♪ You're probably gonna die Raleigh ♪ 1093 00:50:20,073 --> 00:50:21,575 ♪ Off New Bern Ave You could get fronts ♪ 1094 00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:22,743 ♪ And get fish and fries Raleigh ♪ 1095 00:50:22,876 --> 00:50:24,544 ♪ Go get your money ♪ 1096 00:50:24,678 --> 00:50:26,413 ♪ Don't give a fuck 'Bout getting fly ♪ 1097 00:50:26,546 --> 00:50:28,182 ♪ I do better By the end of day Right ♪ 1098 00:50:28,316 --> 00:50:29,984 ♪ Just like a sinner saved Right ♪ 1099 00:50:31,452 --> 00:50:33,787 - [cell phone vibrating] - Shit. 1100 00:50:36,691 --> 00:50:38,626 - [cell phone beeps] - Hello? 1101 00:50:40,426 --> 00:50:42,763 Yeah. I took care of the problem. 1102 00:50:47,501 --> 00:50:49,537 Yeah, he's quod mortem. 1103 00:50:50,136 --> 00:50:51,839 Mmm-hmm. 1104 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:54,876 I understand. 1105 00:50:56,377 --> 00:50:57,712 Yeah. 1106 00:50:58,879 --> 00:51:01,615 Yeah, I'll make sure it goes smoothly tonight. 1107 00:51:01,749 --> 00:51:03,751 You have nothing to worry about, okay? 1108 00:51:03,883 --> 00:51:05,619 Hang on a second. 1109 00:51:06,653 --> 00:51:09,490 [music continues] 1110 00:51:10,723 --> 00:51:12,426 [Leilani gasping] 1111 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,229 Go, go, go, go, go. 1112 00:51:18,598 --> 00:51:19,968 [music stops] 1113 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:22,636 [Mustache] I can hear you better now. Go ahead. 1114 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:28,008 [ladder creaking] 1115 00:51:40,754 --> 00:51:43,057 [chattering] 1116 00:51:44,357 --> 00:51:46,827 I just saw two people get murdered. 1117 00:51:46,961 --> 00:51:50,330 Until yesterday, I had seen zero people get murdered. 1118 00:51:50,464 --> 00:51:52,333 That could've easily been us. 1119 00:51:52,466 --> 00:51:54,201 Oh, my God, there's blood on my knuckles. 1120 00:51:54,334 --> 00:51:56,838 I left my DNA at the crime scene. 1121 00:51:56,970 --> 00:51:59,839 Shit, I left my fingerprints on Date Rape's face. 1122 00:51:59,973 --> 00:52:03,010 And now I feel really bad for calling him Date Rape. 1123 00:52:03,144 --> 00:52:05,178 The police are gonna think we killed him, too. 1124 00:52:05,312 --> 00:52:07,847 They're gonna think we're, like, serial killers. 1125 00:52:08,615 --> 00:52:10,584 We gotta figure this shit out. 1126 00:52:11,551 --> 00:52:13,254 Open it. Open it. 1127 00:52:19,627 --> 00:52:21,729 What is this? 1128 00:52:24,765 --> 00:52:26,133 What is this? 1129 00:52:27,635 --> 00:52:30,905 "Dear Mrs. Burrows, There are many. We know you are one." 1130 00:52:31,037 --> 00:52:32,740 What else? What else? 1131 00:52:36,377 --> 00:52:38,145 That... That's it. 1132 00:52:38,278 --> 00:52:42,116 - This is like The Amazing Race, but with dead people. - Wait. 1133 00:52:42,249 --> 00:52:44,584 We have to get into Bicycle's phone. 1134 00:52:44,718 --> 00:52:46,252 He said this is how they contact him. 1135 00:52:46,386 --> 00:52:49,055 I'm gonna start guessing passwords. Important dates. 1136 00:52:49,189 --> 00:52:51,357 1-4-9-2. Nope. 1137 00:52:51,492 --> 00:52:53,194 - 1-7-7-6. Nope. - Ugh. 1138 00:52:53,327 --> 00:52:56,397 What, are you gonna guess every impressive date in history? Stop. 1139 00:52:56,531 --> 00:52:57,832 Right. He was a bicycle fan. 1140 00:52:57,964 --> 00:52:59,466 What was the year that Lance Armstrong 1141 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,302 won his first Tour de France? 1142 00:53:01,435 --> 00:53:03,571 - 1-9... - Stop, stop, stop. 1143 00:53:03,705 --> 00:53:05,138 You're gonna lock us out of the phone 1144 00:53:05,272 --> 00:53:06,941 and we'll literally have nothing else. 1145 00:53:07,073 --> 00:53:08,742 Okay. 1146 00:53:10,278 --> 00:53:12,446 I know who can get us into the phone. 1147 00:53:12,578 --> 00:53:13,513 Who? 1148 00:53:13,647 --> 00:53:14,847 Keith. 1149 00:53:14,981 --> 00:53:17,751 - Keith? - He's our IT guy, okay? 1150 00:53:17,885 --> 00:53:20,521 - Oh, really? - And he's a genius at this type of stuff. 1151 00:53:20,653 --> 00:53:22,956 Oh, he's a genius? Wow! 1152 00:53:23,091 --> 00:53:25,126 You guys are so lucky to have a genius 1153 00:53:25,258 --> 00:53:26,926 working at your office as the IT guy. 1154 00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:28,262 I'm not trying to hype him up. 1155 00:53:28,396 --> 00:53:30,198 But if anybody can do it, he can do it. 1156 00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:32,800 Errol Morris is a genius. J.K. Rowling is a genius. 1157 00:53:32,932 --> 00:53:34,734 You could even say Lil Wayne is a genius. 1158 00:53:34,868 --> 00:53:36,169 But Keith? Fucking Keith? 1159 00:53:36,303 --> 00:53:38,038 What is your deal with him? Why are you so... 1160 00:53:38,171 --> 00:53:39,772 I don't like the way he looks at you. 1161 00:53:39,906 --> 00:53:42,242 He doesn't look at me like anything. 1162 00:53:43,343 --> 00:53:44,878 Well, then... 1163 00:53:45,946 --> 00:53:48,281 I don't like the way you look at him. 1164 00:53:54,421 --> 00:53:57,357 Look, do you wanna get into this phone or not? 1165 00:53:57,490 --> 00:54:00,127 'Cause this could be our only chance. 1166 00:54:07,501 --> 00:54:09,169 All right. We're gonna go in for five minutes, 1167 00:54:09,303 --> 00:54:10,938 get the phone unlocked, and we are leaving. 1168 00:54:11,071 --> 00:54:13,173 No, wait. We can't just go in there 1169 00:54:13,307 --> 00:54:15,109 and ask Keith to hack into a random phone. 1170 00:54:15,243 --> 00:54:17,277 'Cause he's really ethical about this kind of stuff. 1171 00:54:17,410 --> 00:54:20,246 Oh, he's really ethical, but he's okay stealing comedy? 1172 00:54:20,381 --> 00:54:21,982 This guy's a real question mark. 1173 00:54:22,115 --> 00:54:24,284 Help me come up with something believable. 1174 00:54:26,953 --> 00:54:28,888 - [music playing softly] - [Bobby] Everyone! 1175 00:54:29,022 --> 00:54:31,092 Look who finally showed up. 1176 00:54:31,225 --> 00:54:33,828 - About fucking time! Hey. - [all greeting] 1177 00:54:33,961 --> 00:54:35,596 Sorry we're so late. 1178 00:54:35,729 --> 00:54:38,397 - Oh, hey, Keith is here. - Hi. 1179 00:54:39,165 --> 00:54:41,202 Oh, my God, this all looks so good. 1180 00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:43,069 Reya, you have outdone yourself! 1181 00:54:43,202 --> 00:54:45,471 - Oh, my God! What is this? - Mmm! 1182 00:54:45,606 --> 00:54:48,709 - Red pepper. - "Red pepper"? That's how you say it? 1183 00:54:48,843 --> 00:54:50,877 - "Pepper." Oh. - Oh. Where do you get this? 1184 00:54:51,010 --> 00:54:52,879 Uh, the supermarket. 1185 00:54:53,013 --> 00:54:54,513 - [Leilani] Nuh-uh! - [Jibran] What? 1186 00:54:54,647 --> 00:54:56,149 Did you try this, guys? 1187 00:54:56,283 --> 00:54:57,718 - It's good. - [Leilani] Oh, my God. 1188 00:54:57,850 --> 00:54:59,952 That is to die for! 1189 00:55:00,086 --> 00:55:02,322 These are some of the best... things we've had. 1190 00:55:02,455 --> 00:55:04,658 - [Leilani] It's so fresh! - So these are red, there's green ones. 1191 00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:07,328 - What other pepper colors do you got? - There's also yellow. 1192 00:55:07,461 --> 00:55:09,663 I wasn't asking you, Keith. I was asking Reya. 1193 00:55:09,796 --> 00:55:11,164 Are you guys okay? 1194 00:55:11,298 --> 00:55:12,598 - Us? - So good. 1195 00:55:12,732 --> 00:55:14,001 - Fucking great. - A-OK. One hundred. 1196 00:55:14,135 --> 00:55:15,669 But you're almost five hours late. 1197 00:55:15,803 --> 00:55:17,171 And what the fuck are you wearing? 1198 00:55:17,303 --> 00:55:18,772 What the fuck am I wearing? 1199 00:55:18,906 --> 00:55:20,374 What the fuck are you wearing, dude? 1200 00:55:20,506 --> 00:55:21,809 Turtleneck. 1201 00:55:21,941 --> 00:55:23,909 Is that blood on your face? 1202 00:55:24,044 --> 00:55:25,879 And it's a big disgrace. 1203 00:55:26,013 --> 00:55:29,750 Is there anything you wanna tell us? Like, anything at all? 1204 00:55:29,883 --> 00:55:33,321 We actually do have some news. Um... 1205 00:55:33,453 --> 00:55:34,754 - Jibran, tell them. - We box now. 1206 00:55:34,888 --> 00:55:36,524 You're engaged. 1207 00:55:41,193 --> 00:55:42,595 I'm... I'm so sorry. 1208 00:55:42,729 --> 00:55:46,800 - We just all assumed that you guys... - No. 1209 00:55:46,934 --> 00:55:48,468 No, no, no, that was perfectly logical. 1210 00:55:48,602 --> 00:55:51,405 It makes so much sense and it's a way better reason. 1211 00:55:52,539 --> 00:55:54,607 So, you said you box now? 1212 00:55:54,742 --> 00:55:58,912 Yeah. It's sort of our passion at this point in time. 1213 00:56:00,747 --> 00:56:03,783 We actually just took a class before we came here. 1214 00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:07,721 And Jibran boxed outside of his weight class. 1215 00:56:07,854 --> 00:56:09,388 It was incredible. 1216 00:56:09,522 --> 00:56:12,258 I'm what they call a "bleeder" in the boxing biz. 1217 00:56:12,392 --> 00:56:15,162 They actually said I could never be a professional boxer 1218 00:56:15,296 --> 00:56:16,964 because of how much I bleed. 1219 00:56:17,097 --> 00:56:20,568 So the reason you were late was because you were boxing? 1220 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:22,269 [Leilani] Yeah! [chuckles] 1221 00:56:22,403 --> 00:56:24,136 Uh... 1222 00:56:24,271 --> 00:56:26,374 Oh, my God, I have such a good idea! 1223 00:56:26,506 --> 00:56:29,843 Do you guys wanna see a video of Jibran getting knocked out? 1224 00:56:29,977 --> 00:56:31,444 - [overlapping chatter] - Yeah, definitely. 1225 00:56:31,578 --> 00:56:33,881 [Leilani] Pull out your phone, honey. 1226 00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:38,219 [Jibran] Okay. 1227 00:56:39,385 --> 00:56:40,386 What? 1228 00:56:40,519 --> 00:56:44,090 I can't remember my passcode to my phone. 1229 00:56:44,857 --> 00:56:46,426 Oh, my God! Do you think that 1230 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,497 it's all the hits you took to your head while boxing? 1231 00:56:52,298 --> 00:56:54,667 - Is it a new passcode? - No, Keith, it's not a new passcode! 1232 00:56:54,801 --> 00:56:56,436 Good question, though. 1233 00:56:56,569 --> 00:57:00,140 Oh, my God! Do I have a brain... brain... 1234 00:57:00,807 --> 00:57:01,874 brain injury? 1235 00:57:02,008 --> 00:57:03,477 Call your doctor. 1236 00:57:03,611 --> 00:57:05,979 Yeah, I'll call Doctor... 1237 00:57:06,113 --> 00:57:07,414 [gasps] You don't remember his name! 1238 00:57:07,546 --> 00:57:10,050 His name is in the phone, but I can't get in, 1239 00:57:10,182 --> 00:57:11,618 - so I can't even google it! - How do... 1240 00:57:11,752 --> 00:57:14,821 - If only we could unlock the phone. Oh, no. - Oh, no. 1241 00:57:14,955 --> 00:57:16,556 - It's okay. - [both] Huh? 1242 00:57:16,689 --> 00:57:17,823 I can get into your phone. 1243 00:57:17,957 --> 00:57:19,327 Oh, you don't have to do that. 1244 00:57:19,459 --> 00:57:21,361 - I wanna help. - Let's do it right now! 1245 00:57:26,533 --> 00:57:29,102 [scoffs] This thing's a wreck. You need a new phone, man. 1246 00:57:29,236 --> 00:57:30,737 You need a new phone. 1247 00:57:30,870 --> 00:57:32,338 - What? - What? 1248 00:57:32,472 --> 00:57:35,175 You have had such a night. Do you want a shot? 1249 00:57:35,309 --> 00:57:37,711 Oh, no, we're in a rush, so I probably shouldn't. 1250 00:57:37,845 --> 00:57:38,979 Okay. 1251 00:57:39,113 --> 00:57:40,580 Why don't you give it to me? 1252 00:57:40,714 --> 00:57:41,716 I'll handle it. 1253 00:57:41,848 --> 00:57:43,084 Thank you. 1254 00:57:43,917 --> 00:57:46,687 Oh! Um, hey, Lei-bae, um, 1255 00:57:46,819 --> 00:57:49,356 where are we on the whole pinot grigio situation? 1256 00:57:49,488 --> 00:57:51,757 [sighs] You know what, with all the trauma 1257 00:57:51,892 --> 00:57:56,597 of the bleeding and the boxing and the brain injury, I just... It slipped my mind. 1258 00:57:56,729 --> 00:58:01,668 Yeah, that's a bummer. But I guess I will just drink the Don Julio. [chuckles] 1259 00:58:01,801 --> 00:58:03,504 Thanks, Rey-bae. 1260 00:58:04,705 --> 00:58:06,607 She's great. 1261 00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:09,309 I'm just running the rainbow tables here, about halfway through. 1262 00:58:09,443 --> 00:58:12,979 I was actually gonna run a brute-force algorithm, but this'll be a lot faster. 1263 00:58:13,113 --> 00:58:14,948 It'll be faster, yeah. Good call. 1264 00:58:15,082 --> 00:58:16,350 Oh, you know about it? 1265 00:58:16,482 --> 00:58:18,084 - Yeah, know all about it. - Awesome. 1266 00:58:18,218 --> 00:58:20,988 'Cause a brute-force algorithm would brutally force 1267 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,223 the rhythm of Al Gore, 1268 00:58:24,356 --> 00:58:28,094 uh, while rainbow tables are sort of more the spectrum of 1269 00:58:28,863 --> 00:58:31,365 Roy G. Biv and all that, so... 1270 00:58:31,497 --> 00:58:32,365 Roy G. Biv? 1271 00:58:32,499 --> 00:58:36,303 Roy Greg Biv. Discovered rainbows. 1272 00:58:36,435 --> 00:58:39,006 Listen, Leilani, about that whole engagement thing... 1273 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,208 - I'm so sorry. - Reya... 1274 00:58:41,341 --> 00:58:44,412 - Jibran and I broke up. - Oh, my God, are you serious? 1275 00:58:44,544 --> 00:58:47,680 How is that even possible? You're, like, the best couple ever. 1276 00:58:47,814 --> 00:58:51,151 Us? You and Bobby are the perfect couple. Are you kidding? 1277 00:58:51,285 --> 00:58:53,319 Oh, no, Bobby and I fight all the time. 1278 00:58:53,452 --> 00:58:56,255 Yeah, but you guys have sex constantly. 1279 00:58:56,390 --> 00:58:58,192 Like doing all kinds of freaky shit. 1280 00:58:58,325 --> 00:59:00,560 Oh, no. [chuckles] Why would you think that? 1281 00:59:00,693 --> 00:59:02,261 'Cause you post those hot pictures 1282 00:59:02,394 --> 00:59:04,364 - of you and Bobby in bed. - Oh. 1283 00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:08,001 Two of my exes follow me. I'm just trying to make them jealous. 1284 00:59:08,801 --> 00:59:10,537 Yeah, it's not... 1285 00:59:10,669 --> 00:59:13,639 So where'd you learn this stuff? Like, MIT or something? 1286 00:59:13,774 --> 00:59:15,742 Me? [scoffs] Yeah, right. 1287 00:59:15,874 --> 00:59:18,078 Nothing like that. You're the fancy one here. 1288 00:59:19,479 --> 00:59:20,580 What? 1289 00:59:20,714 --> 00:59:23,050 Yeah, Leilani's told me all about you. 1290 00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:25,218 Sound like a very impressive guy. 1291 00:59:26,953 --> 00:59:29,222 - She talks about me? - Yeah. 1292 00:59:29,356 --> 00:59:31,758 She brags about you all the time. 1293 00:59:41,901 --> 00:59:44,637 Look at that. We're in. 1294 00:59:56,850 --> 00:59:58,885 - Can you do me a favor? - Yeah, anything. 1295 00:59:59,019 --> 01:00:01,888 Ever since Ji and I broke up, I've been super emotional, 1296 01:00:02,022 --> 01:00:03,890 and I have all these dick pics, 1297 01:00:04,024 --> 01:00:06,826 and I just need someone 1298 01:00:06,959 --> 01:00:09,361 to hold onto them for me till I'm emotionally ready. 1299 01:00:09,495 --> 01:00:11,731 - You printed them out? - I did. 1300 01:00:11,865 --> 01:00:13,434 Just put them... Don't open 'em. 1301 01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:16,001 Just put them in a safe place, okay? 1302 01:00:16,135 --> 01:00:18,104 "Senator Burrows"? 1303 01:00:18,238 --> 01:00:19,772 Mmm-hmm, that's what I call it. 1304 01:00:19,906 --> 01:00:22,408 'Cause he be burrowing all up in there! 1305 01:00:22,542 --> 01:00:24,377 - [both chuckle] - [Reya] Okay. 1306 01:00:24,510 --> 01:00:26,613 And you said I get freaky and shit. 1307 01:00:26,747 --> 01:00:28,348 Hey! Um... 1308 01:00:28,481 --> 01:00:30,950 - So Keith unlocked my phone. - Great! 1309 01:00:31,084 --> 01:00:32,586 Yeah, my doctor's at a party. 1310 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,888 He'll see me, but we have to go right now. 1311 01:00:35,022 --> 01:00:36,223 Okay, let's go. 1312 01:00:36,356 --> 01:00:38,524 We can't go dressed like this. 1313 01:00:38,658 --> 01:00:40,026 Why not? 1314 01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,428 Oh, he's at a fancy benefit, so... 1315 01:00:42,562 --> 01:00:44,897 Can we borrow some nice clothes from you, Rey? 1316 01:00:45,031 --> 01:00:46,734 Yeah. Right this way. 1317 01:00:52,638 --> 01:00:54,974 - Oh. Yeah. - What are you doing? 1318 01:00:55,109 --> 01:00:56,610 Turning around so you can change. 1319 01:00:56,743 --> 01:00:59,780 It's not like you haven't seen this a million times. 1320 01:00:59,912 --> 01:01:01,314 Okay. 1321 01:01:03,716 --> 01:01:05,653 - Actually, turn around, yeah. - A little weird. 1322 01:01:08,021 --> 01:01:09,323 [Leilani] Are you ready for this? 1323 01:01:09,455 --> 01:01:11,825 [Jibran] No. But I'm glad we're together. 1324 01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:13,093 Me, too. 1325 01:01:13,225 --> 01:01:15,162 Listen. If I don't make it, 1326 01:01:15,294 --> 01:01:16,696 you could do a lot worse than Keith. 1327 01:01:16,830 --> 01:01:19,567 I would never date anyone who steals comedy. 1328 01:01:29,443 --> 01:01:30,611 I'ma finish getting dressed outside 1329 01:01:30,743 --> 01:01:33,412 - so you can get dressed in here. - Yeah. 1330 01:01:33,546 --> 01:01:35,781 - Shoes. - Guess I don't need these. 1331 01:01:35,915 --> 01:01:38,818 - Yeah. Trade you. - Thanks. 1332 01:01:38,952 --> 01:01:40,754 See you later, crocodile. 1333 01:01:40,886 --> 01:01:42,423 Okay. 1334 01:01:45,792 --> 01:01:47,461 [chattering] 1335 01:01:53,066 --> 01:01:54,502 [exhales] 1336 01:01:56,470 --> 01:01:57,771 You look great. 1337 01:01:58,271 --> 01:01:59,573 Thank you. 1338 01:02:01,575 --> 01:02:03,644 - Ready? - Yeah, ready. [chuckles] 1339 01:02:03,776 --> 01:02:05,711 - For our doctor's! - Yeah, my doctor's, with the... 1340 01:02:05,845 --> 01:02:07,814 - [Leilani] Yeah. - [Reya] Have a great night! 1341 01:02:07,948 --> 01:02:09,716 ...four concussions. 1342 01:02:10,517 --> 01:02:11,885 [cell phone ringing] 1343 01:02:12,017 --> 01:02:15,289 [Jibran] Oh, no. It's the cops again. 1344 01:02:21,995 --> 01:02:23,530 Ma'am, it's a little quiet in here. 1345 01:02:23,664 --> 01:02:25,799 Do you mind turning on some music or something? 1346 01:02:25,932 --> 01:02:27,232 - Yeah. Of course. - Thank you. 1347 01:02:27,367 --> 01:02:29,669 ["Firework" by Katy Perry playing] 1348 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,642 - What? - This used to be our jam. 1349 01:02:35,776 --> 01:02:37,711 This has never once been our jam. 1350 01:02:37,843 --> 01:02:40,046 Do not act like you don't like this song like the rest of the world. 1351 01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:42,915 I do not like this song like the rest of the world. 1352 01:02:43,048 --> 01:02:46,518 ♪ Do you ever feel Feel so paper thin ♪ 1353 01:02:46,653 --> 01:02:48,722 ♪ Like a house of cards... ♪ 1354 01:02:48,856 --> 01:02:51,558 I know what you're doing. Whenever I'm stressed out, you try and get me 1355 01:02:51,691 --> 01:02:53,292 to sing along to songs, and it never works. 1356 01:02:53,426 --> 01:02:55,595 It always works. You just gotta be open to it. 1357 01:02:55,729 --> 01:02:57,964 - [song continues playing] - [singing along indistinctly] 1358 01:02:58,097 --> 01:03:00,366 Don't do this. Please don't do this. 1359 01:03:00,501 --> 01:03:02,269 I'm just not in the mood. 1360 01:03:02,401 --> 01:03:04,637 - ♪ There's a spark in you ♪ - Can you just sing in your head? 1361 01:03:04,772 --> 01:03:08,275 ♪ You just gotta ignite The light ♪ 1362 01:03:08,408 --> 01:03:09,508 [sighs] 1363 01:03:09,642 --> 01:03:12,511 ♪ And let it shine ♪ 1364 01:03:12,644 --> 01:03:17,083 ♪ Just own the night ♪ 1365 01:03:17,218 --> 01:03:19,886 ♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪ 1366 01:03:20,019 --> 01:03:23,889 [both] ♪ 'Cause, baby You're a firework ♪ 1367 01:03:24,024 --> 01:03:27,527 ♪ Come on, show them What you're worth ♪ 1368 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:31,330 ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 1369 01:03:31,464 --> 01:03:35,736 ♪ As you shoot Across the sky ♪ 1370 01:03:35,868 --> 01:03:39,671 ♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪ 1371 01:03:39,805 --> 01:03:43,376 ♪ Come on Let your colors burst ♪ 1372 01:03:43,510 --> 01:03:46,446 ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 1373 01:03:46,578 --> 01:03:52,118 ♪ You're gonna leave 'em all In awe, awe, awe ♪ 1374 01:03:52,252 --> 01:03:56,690 ♪ Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon ♪ 1375 01:03:56,823 --> 01:03:58,359 Phone? 1376 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:01,794 - [Jibran] Okay. - [device beeps] 1377 01:04:03,328 --> 01:04:04,464 Go ahead. 1378 01:04:04,597 --> 01:04:06,232 Oh. [snorts] Yeah. 1379 01:04:06,365 --> 01:04:07,734 Thank you. 1380 01:04:11,437 --> 01:04:13,706 - [classical piano music plays] - [chattering] 1381 01:04:19,379 --> 01:04:21,048 Thank you so much. 1382 01:04:37,629 --> 01:04:39,700 [Jibran] What is this place? 1383 01:04:39,832 --> 01:04:42,368 I don't know, but it's fucking creepy. 1384 01:04:48,807 --> 01:04:51,511 - That's Edie. - What if she recognizes us? 1385 01:04:53,479 --> 01:04:55,615 [bell dinging] 1386 01:05:07,627 --> 01:05:09,029 [piano music ends] 1387 01:05:11,964 --> 01:05:14,367 Oh, shit. 1388 01:05:17,470 --> 01:05:20,107 [whispering] Why is it so quiet? 1389 01:05:23,075 --> 01:05:25,111 Hi, can we, um... 1390 01:05:26,312 --> 01:05:27,748 Sorry. 1391 01:05:28,881 --> 01:05:32,184 - Sorry. Thank you. - Excuse me. 1392 01:05:32,318 --> 01:05:34,921 - Hi. - Oh, it's so sharp. 1393 01:05:35,620 --> 01:05:39,026 Excuse me. Sorry. 1394 01:05:39,158 --> 01:05:40,461 Sorry. 1395 01:05:53,305 --> 01:05:54,606 [switch clangs] 1396 01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:58,310 [all] We are one. We are Sacrarium. 1397 01:05:58,444 --> 01:06:02,481 We are many. We are Sacrarium. 1398 01:06:02,615 --> 01:06:04,818 - [both] We are many. - [all] We are one. 1399 01:06:04,952 --> 01:06:06,252 We are Sacrarium. 1400 01:06:06,386 --> 01:06:07,986 [Jibran and Leilani] We are one... 1401 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:10,456 [Jibran and Leilani clear throats] 1402 01:06:20,334 --> 01:06:24,972 [in distorted voice] Welcome, Membra Autem Sacrarium. 1403 01:06:25,104 --> 01:06:29,275 From the time of Hermes Trismegistus, 1404 01:06:29,408 --> 01:06:30,843 Hermes the Thrice-Blessed... 1405 01:06:30,977 --> 01:06:33,546 This is some Illuminati bullshit. 1406 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,248 ...to build the pyramids 1407 01:06:35,381 --> 01:06:38,017 to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. 1408 01:06:38,151 --> 01:06:39,618 [all] Light the fire of knowledge. 1409 01:06:39,752 --> 01:06:41,521 - L'Eggo my Eggo. - Where's the beef? 1410 01:06:41,655 --> 01:06:45,091 This unbroken chain of wisdom 1411 01:06:45,225 --> 01:06:48,895 shall be handed down to ten initiates. 1412 01:06:49,028 --> 01:06:52,966 [all] The few become many become one. 1413 01:06:55,435 --> 01:06:57,905 [rattling] 1414 01:07:08,481 --> 01:07:10,050 [in distorted voice] Fifty-one. 1415 01:07:12,651 --> 01:07:14,153 Is this Bingo? 1416 01:07:14,653 --> 01:07:15,888 I like Bingo. 1417 01:07:17,057 --> 01:07:19,026 Seventeen. 1418 01:07:22,194 --> 01:07:23,963 Six. 1419 01:07:24,097 --> 01:07:25,598 Twenty-three. 1420 01:07:26,098 --> 01:07:27,566 Did they win? 1421 01:07:28,068 --> 01:07:29,403 Fourteen. 1422 01:07:30,504 --> 01:07:33,073 I don't think we're supposed to do that. 1423 01:07:33,205 --> 01:07:34,841 Seventy-two. 1424 01:07:36,642 --> 01:07:38,444 Forty-four. 1425 01:07:38,577 --> 01:07:40,379 Where are they going? 1426 01:07:40,513 --> 01:07:42,249 [number caller] Thirty-four. 1427 01:07:42,381 --> 01:07:44,150 Do we want our names to be called? 1428 01:07:44,283 --> 01:07:45,818 I don't know. I don't think so. 1429 01:07:45,952 --> 01:07:49,522 And the final number is... 1430 01:07:51,490 --> 01:07:53,793 Ninety-nine. 1431 01:07:54,894 --> 01:07:56,728 Let the ceremony begin. 1432 01:07:56,863 --> 01:07:59,832 [upbeat new age music playing] 1433 01:08:00,867 --> 01:08:03,269 - Oh, no, that's not the vibe. - Mmm-hmm. 1434 01:08:05,972 --> 01:08:09,042 [Leilani] What is happening? 1435 01:08:21,087 --> 01:08:23,857 I think they're gonna, um... 1436 01:08:23,989 --> 01:08:27,260 Yeah, that's what I thought was gonna happen. 1437 01:08:31,564 --> 01:08:33,700 [gasping, moaning] 1438 01:08:33,833 --> 01:08:35,269 No, they didn't. 1439 01:08:35,401 --> 01:08:38,038 - Yes, they did. - Yes, they did. 1440 01:08:41,708 --> 01:08:43,276 You know, I'm actually not hating this. 1441 01:08:43,409 --> 01:08:46,111 Yeah, you've made your, um, thoughts on orgies quite clear. 1442 01:08:46,244 --> 01:08:48,281 Do you think they're gonna call more numbers? 1443 01:08:51,150 --> 01:08:53,219 - This is spontaneous. - This is not spontaneous! 1444 01:08:53,351 --> 01:08:55,421 I bet all these people had it on their Google Cal. 1445 01:08:55,555 --> 01:08:57,390 [man shushes] 1446 01:08:57,524 --> 01:08:59,660 [music continues] 1447 01:09:04,297 --> 01:09:07,300 - [Red Robe Man in normal voice] Stop! - [music stops] 1448 01:09:07,434 --> 01:09:08,935 Go away! 1449 01:09:09,468 --> 01:09:10,904 [low murmuring] 1450 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,711 I love that they actually respect the word "stop." 1451 01:09:23,615 --> 01:09:27,319 There is a traitor amongst us. 1452 01:09:28,721 --> 01:09:34,328 A worker has violated the most sacred code of Sacrarium. 1453 01:09:34,461 --> 01:09:38,231 And for this, he has paid a hefty price. 1454 01:09:38,364 --> 01:09:40,800 He is quod mortem. 1455 01:09:40,934 --> 01:09:42,936 - [all murmuring] - [Leilani] Jibran, my God. 1456 01:09:43,069 --> 01:09:44,972 They hired Mustache to kill Bicycle. 1457 01:09:45,105 --> 01:09:47,240 Oh, shit. 1458 01:09:47,373 --> 01:09:49,441 - [Red Robe Man] Silence! - [Jibran] We should get out of here. 1459 01:09:49,574 --> 01:09:52,311 I have just learned that this man's barcode 1460 01:09:52,445 --> 01:09:56,482 has been used to enter Sacrarium tonight. 1461 01:09:56,615 --> 01:09:58,083 [quietly] It's okay. 1462 01:09:58,217 --> 01:10:02,122 We have imposters in our ranks. 1463 01:10:02,254 --> 01:10:03,056 [all gasp] 1464 01:10:03,190 --> 01:10:05,857 Oh, no, imposters. That sucks. 1465 01:10:05,992 --> 01:10:09,762 We must all reveal our true faces, 1466 01:10:09,895 --> 01:10:13,365 so that this imposter may be rooted out 1467 01:10:13,498 --> 01:10:15,234 and dealt with. 1468 01:10:15,935 --> 01:10:17,637 On my count of three, 1469 01:10:17,770 --> 01:10:20,507 unmask yourselves. 1470 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:21,874 One... 1471 01:10:22,008 --> 01:10:23,709 - Okay, fuck. - Are we gonna do it? 1472 01:10:23,842 --> 01:10:25,811 - Everyone's gonna take it off. - Two... 1473 01:10:25,945 --> 01:10:27,747 [Jibran] Fuck, fuck, we have to do it. 1474 01:10:27,881 --> 01:10:30,283 - If everybody else is doing it. - Three! 1475 01:10:34,220 --> 01:10:35,821 Oh, fuck. 1476 01:10:35,955 --> 01:10:39,758 A true member knows, you never take off your mask. 1477 01:10:39,891 --> 01:10:42,028 [gasps] Oh, my God, that's them. 1478 01:10:43,029 --> 01:10:45,464 - Go! Go get 'em! - Oh, God. 1479 01:10:45,598 --> 01:10:47,566 [all] We are one. We are Sacrarium. 1480 01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:49,702 [Red Robe Man] Your burnt offerings 1481 01:10:49,836 --> 01:10:51,671 shall be made to the gods, 1482 01:10:51,805 --> 01:10:54,473 - and it shall replenish them. - Oh! No! Stop! I'm a bleeder! 1483 01:10:54,606 --> 01:10:57,042 - [Jibran and Leilani screaming] - [alarm blaring] 1484 01:10:57,176 --> 01:10:58,912 [automated male voice] Evacuate. 1485 01:10:59,811 --> 01:11:00,747 Evacuate. 1486 01:11:00,879 --> 01:11:02,582 [attendees clamoring] 1487 01:11:02,714 --> 01:11:04,184 Evacuate. 1488 01:11:05,318 --> 01:11:06,953 What the fuck? 1489 01:11:12,391 --> 01:11:15,095 What the fuck? All the fuck people left. 1490 01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:16,863 Are we having the same dream? 1491 01:11:16,995 --> 01:11:18,797 [alarm continues blaring] 1492 01:11:18,931 --> 01:11:20,600 - Um... - Let's go. 1493 01:11:20,732 --> 01:11:22,935 - [officer 1] Police! - [officer 2] Go, go, go, go! 1494 01:11:23,069 --> 01:11:25,271 - [Leilani] Oh, my God. - [officer 2] Go, go, go, go! 1495 01:11:25,404 --> 01:11:28,274 - Freeze! Hands in the air! - [Jibran] Whoa. Whoa. 1496 01:11:28,408 --> 01:11:32,111 - [officer 2] Higher! Higher! - This is as high as they go. 1497 01:11:34,213 --> 01:11:36,114 [officer on radio] Dispatch, that's a 10-95. 1498 01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,850 They're in custody. We're on our way back. 1499 01:11:38,984 --> 01:11:41,288 [blinker clicking] 1500 01:11:54,501 --> 01:11:57,070 Detective Martin will be here shortly. 1501 01:12:02,909 --> 01:12:06,246 It's over. We're done. 1502 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:08,949 I know. 1503 01:12:12,551 --> 01:12:15,521 I'm never gonna be able to see Radiohead live. 1504 01:12:18,324 --> 01:12:20,393 I'm never gonna see the ocean again. 1505 01:12:21,061 --> 01:12:22,696 You hated going to the beach. 1506 01:12:22,829 --> 01:12:24,564 No, I loved the beach. 1507 01:12:24,696 --> 01:12:25,864 I just hated all the sand. 1508 01:12:25,998 --> 01:12:27,534 That's what a beach is. 1509 01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:29,970 No, it's a lot more ocean. 1510 01:12:35,074 --> 01:12:37,042 I'm never gonna have kids. 1511 01:12:38,144 --> 01:12:40,180 Since when do you want kids? 1512 01:12:40,946 --> 01:12:42,516 Since always. 1513 01:12:44,217 --> 01:12:46,386 Why didn't you ever tell me that? 1514 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,189 Because you always said you didn't want kids, 1515 01:12:50,323 --> 01:12:53,159 so I figured I'd just go without. 1516 01:12:54,026 --> 01:12:56,395 You'd sacrifice that for me? 1517 01:12:57,629 --> 01:12:59,332 You were worth it. 1518 01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,977 I need to tell you something. 1519 01:13:12,744 --> 01:13:14,279 Yeah? 1520 01:13:15,681 --> 01:13:20,285 You remember when you went out of town for Ben's bachelor party? 1521 01:13:20,419 --> 01:13:22,488 You ate all my peanut brittle. 1522 01:13:22,622 --> 01:13:23,823 No. 1523 01:13:23,955 --> 01:13:25,357 Yeah. 1524 01:13:26,926 --> 01:13:30,963 I snuck into your office and I watched your documentary. 1525 01:13:31,096 --> 01:13:33,532 - You did what? - I know, I'm sorry. 1526 01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:36,502 But can I just say that 1527 01:13:37,035 --> 01:13:39,439 it was really good. 1528 01:13:43,109 --> 01:13:44,310 Why didn't you say something? 1529 01:13:44,443 --> 01:13:46,812 Jibran, honestly, sometimes... 1530 01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:50,550 I feel like you don't care what I think. 1531 01:13:52,251 --> 01:13:55,186 [chuckles] I care so much about what you think. 1532 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:56,789 That's why I didn't wanna show it to you. 1533 01:13:56,922 --> 01:13:58,690 I was afraid you wouldn't like it. 1534 01:13:58,824 --> 01:14:03,262 You know, you've had your life figured out since the moment we met. 1535 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:06,532 I always felt like you could do so much better than me. 1536 01:14:10,869 --> 01:14:12,171 You know, honestly, I... 1537 01:14:12,303 --> 01:14:15,440 I feel like I don't have anything figured out. 1538 01:14:15,574 --> 01:14:17,710 Like, zero. 1539 01:14:18,944 --> 01:14:21,547 But I was so obsessed with what everybody else thought, 1540 01:14:21,681 --> 01:14:24,885 except the one person that I care about the most. 1541 01:14:28,253 --> 01:14:30,589 I just want you to be happy. 1542 01:14:32,324 --> 01:14:34,560 I want you to be happy, too. 1543 01:14:39,199 --> 01:14:42,669 We'll still be friends, laying out at the trial. 1544 01:14:43,302 --> 01:14:44,704 Oh, no, I took a deal. 1545 01:14:44,837 --> 01:14:46,405 - What? - Nobody told you? 1546 01:14:46,538 --> 01:14:49,374 - [both chuckle] - But I thought we'd have the same lawyer. 1547 01:14:49,508 --> 01:14:51,743 - I'm a rat all day. - It's done? 1548 01:14:51,878 --> 01:14:53,713 - [chuckles] Yeah, it's done. - Ah, shit. 1549 01:14:53,846 --> 01:14:57,383 I like them. I don't think they should break up. 1550 01:14:57,516 --> 01:14:59,851 Relationships are a motherfucker. 1551 01:14:59,985 --> 01:15:01,621 Yeah. 1552 01:15:22,908 --> 01:15:26,111 We've been looking for you all over this city. 1553 01:15:28,580 --> 01:15:30,315 You guys are key witnesses on a homicide, 1554 01:15:30,449 --> 01:15:32,351 and the suspect is still on the loose. 1555 01:15:34,086 --> 01:15:35,221 What? 1556 01:15:35,355 --> 01:15:36,556 We've been trying to track you down 1557 01:15:36,689 --> 01:15:38,557 all night to make sure you were safe. 1558 01:15:38,690 --> 01:15:40,526 We tried calling your phone several times. 1559 01:15:40,659 --> 01:15:43,162 Wait, I'm sorry. You don't think we're the murderers? 1560 01:15:43,296 --> 01:15:45,298 No. There were traffic cameras 1561 01:15:45,431 --> 01:15:46,631 that caught the entire pursuit. 1562 01:15:46,766 --> 01:15:48,401 - Uh-huh. - I can't believe this. 1563 01:15:48,534 --> 01:15:49,901 We're trying to ID the individual 1564 01:15:50,034 --> 01:15:51,303 who carjacked your vehicle. 1565 01:15:51,436 --> 01:15:53,739 We know he's responsible for this incident 1566 01:15:53,873 --> 01:15:56,475 - and multiple homicides at the St. Charles Apartments. - He's a bad man. 1567 01:15:56,609 --> 01:15:59,346 - A bunch of dead frat guys. - Uh... Okay... 1568 01:16:00,212 --> 01:16:01,914 Just to be clear, 1569 01:16:02,748 --> 01:16:07,186 we are not suspects in a murder/homicide. 1570 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,821 - You know we didn't do this. - We didn't. 1571 01:16:08,954 --> 01:16:10,756 - And you know it. - Of course you didn't do it. 1572 01:16:10,890 --> 01:16:12,258 Why would two civilians 1573 01:16:12,391 --> 01:16:14,260 violently murder a man they've never met? 1574 01:16:14,394 --> 01:16:16,896 - Like, why would we... - [laughter] 1575 01:16:17,029 --> 01:16:19,531 - It doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make any sense. 1576 01:16:19,665 --> 01:16:21,133 Oh, my God! 1577 01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:24,736 [laughs] That's right. I promise I've never killed anyone. 1578 01:16:24,869 --> 01:16:26,839 And I promise to never kill anyone, Scout's honor. 1579 01:16:26,972 --> 01:16:29,175 - Never. Never kill anybody. - Never kill. 1580 01:16:29,309 --> 01:16:32,077 Have I thought about killing people? Like Jibran? 1581 01:16:32,211 --> 01:16:33,646 All the time. But I would never... 1582 01:16:33,779 --> 01:16:35,581 - But that's in a normal way! - No... 1583 01:16:35,714 --> 01:16:36,850 She would never act on it. 1584 01:16:36,982 --> 01:16:38,182 In the way where I'm like, 1585 01:16:38,316 --> 01:16:40,118 "I will kill you, I will wring your neck!" 1586 01:16:40,252 --> 01:16:42,321 - But not in the real murder way. - Not physically. 1587 01:16:42,454 --> 01:16:44,923 I have rolled through stop signs almost every day of my life, 1588 01:16:45,056 --> 01:16:47,693 but not in a dangerous way. [laughing] 1589 01:16:47,827 --> 01:16:50,963 I used to sell, uh, my uncle's edibles. 1590 01:16:51,096 --> 01:16:52,698 He was always like, "It's legal in Amsterdam." 1591 01:16:52,832 --> 01:16:54,499 He could not point to Amsterdam on a map. 1592 01:16:54,633 --> 01:16:56,301 She did not sell them in Amsterdam. 1593 01:16:56,435 --> 01:16:58,337 - She sold them here. - I don't know where Amsterdam is. 1594 01:16:58,471 --> 01:17:00,606 But to help people get high. 1595 01:17:00,739 --> 01:17:02,775 Just glaucoma and things like that. 1596 01:17:02,909 --> 01:17:05,078 [Jibran] Yes, mostly. She did make some money 1597 01:17:05,211 --> 01:17:06,745 at a time when we did need some money. 1598 01:17:06,878 --> 01:17:09,381 We needed to pay bills. Wait, I'm sorry. 1599 01:17:09,515 --> 01:17:12,383 So, did you guys catch the... the cult people? 1600 01:17:12,517 --> 01:17:14,486 [Jibran] The cult in the theater with the people 1601 01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:16,823 with the masks and everybody was... sex. 1602 01:17:16,955 --> 01:17:18,457 The lucky people had sex. 1603 01:17:18,591 --> 01:17:20,392 - [Jibran] On the round bed... - [Leilani] There was music. 1604 01:17:20,525 --> 01:17:22,627 - Yeah, they were having sex. - In a very public place. 1605 01:17:22,762 --> 01:17:24,997 - Some people were putting in work. - There was a big round bed. 1606 01:17:25,131 --> 01:17:26,298 Some people got right to it. 1607 01:17:26,431 --> 01:17:28,900 I will agree they were putting in work. 1608 01:17:29,034 --> 01:17:30,368 [Leilani] Yeah, we saw all of that. 1609 01:17:30,503 --> 01:17:33,539 Let me tell you, sis, it was a sight. 1610 01:17:33,672 --> 01:17:37,108 That's super helpful, but we know all about Sacrarium. 1611 01:17:37,243 --> 01:17:38,776 We've been tracking them for months, 1612 01:17:38,910 --> 01:17:41,647 and the raid tonight was supposed to shut them down for good, 1613 01:17:41,780 --> 01:17:44,516 but somebody tipped them off that we were coming. 1614 01:17:44,650 --> 01:17:48,553 Look, you guys witnessed some horrific things. 1615 01:17:48,687 --> 01:17:50,989 Eventually, we're gonna need your statements, 1616 01:17:51,123 --> 01:17:53,125 but I really think that you two 1617 01:17:53,258 --> 01:17:55,127 would benefit from some sleep. 1618 01:17:55,261 --> 01:17:57,530 So why don't you come back first thing in the morning 1619 01:17:57,663 --> 01:17:59,531 and we'll get your statements then. 1620 01:17:59,664 --> 01:18:01,801 One of our guys out back will take you home. 1621 01:18:01,934 --> 01:18:03,802 And we'll keep an eye on your place 1622 01:18:03,936 --> 01:18:06,239 to make sure you're safe until the suspect is apprehended. 1623 01:18:06,372 --> 01:18:08,641 Thank you so much. This has been a good experience. 1624 01:18:08,774 --> 01:18:10,376 - I hope so. - Thank you for everything. 1625 01:18:10,508 --> 01:18:12,278 Is there a comment card? 'Cause I'm doing five. 1626 01:18:12,410 --> 01:18:14,747 - I would love to... Okay? - Fives down the line. 1627 01:18:25,190 --> 01:18:27,192 So, that's it? [scoffs] 1628 01:18:27,325 --> 01:18:31,163 We just go back to our normal lives? 1629 01:18:31,297 --> 01:18:33,133 Like nothing happened? 1630 01:18:33,832 --> 01:18:36,302 I guess so. [chuckles] 1631 01:18:41,207 --> 01:18:42,508 Um... 1632 01:18:44,610 --> 01:18:46,378 I could sleep on the couch tonight. 1633 01:18:46,512 --> 01:18:49,415 Oh, no, no, no. We can... We can trade off. 1634 01:18:49,548 --> 01:18:51,917 No, you should have the bed. 1635 01:18:59,324 --> 01:19:03,327 This is crazy. I know we didn't, like, solve the crime or whatever, 1636 01:19:03,462 --> 01:19:05,832 but we got really close. 1637 01:19:05,964 --> 01:19:07,365 I'm proud of us. 1638 01:19:08,132 --> 01:19:10,202 And not bad for a couple rookies. 1639 01:19:11,637 --> 01:19:16,242 You know, the one thing I can't figure out is, who called the cops? 1640 01:19:16,374 --> 01:19:18,177 [driver] I did. 1641 01:19:20,413 --> 01:19:21,946 Remember me? 1642 01:19:22,614 --> 01:19:24,249 How did you get in this car? 1643 01:19:24,383 --> 01:19:25,952 I told you I was a cop. 1644 01:19:26,084 --> 01:19:28,053 I've been on the force for about 13 years. 1645 01:19:28,186 --> 01:19:30,522 I'm actually kind of a big deal over there. 1646 01:19:30,656 --> 01:19:33,860 And you're a member of the sex cult, too? 1647 01:19:33,993 --> 01:19:36,227 [Mustache] Nah, they pay me to keep 'em safe from the police. 1648 01:19:36,361 --> 01:19:39,065 Wait, so you were protecting the sex cult 1649 01:19:39,198 --> 01:19:42,133 and also blackmailing its members? 1650 01:19:42,266 --> 01:19:43,702 As a matter of fact, I was. 1651 01:19:43,836 --> 01:19:46,004 Do you know how much this fucking city pays me? 1652 01:19:46,137 --> 01:19:48,707 I put my life on the line every single day 1653 01:19:48,841 --> 01:19:50,776 and the government tosses pennies at me. 1654 01:19:50,909 --> 01:19:53,245 But you know what is fucked up? 1655 01:19:54,446 --> 01:19:56,214 That guy on the bicycle? 1656 01:19:56,348 --> 01:19:58,551 The one I ran over several times with your car? 1657 01:19:58,684 --> 01:20:00,253 - I remember. You remember? - Mmm-hmm. 1658 01:20:00,386 --> 01:20:02,555 - Yeah, we remember. - That was my friend. 1659 01:20:03,689 --> 01:20:07,493 Me and him, we come up with the blackmail-the-cult scheme. 1660 01:20:07,627 --> 01:20:11,363 But he got too greedy. Stopped giving me my full cut. 1661 01:20:11,497 --> 01:20:13,165 And then, against my better judgment, 1662 01:20:13,298 --> 01:20:15,399 he brought those ignorant frat boys on board. 1663 01:20:15,534 --> 01:20:18,270 Sir, if I may, we don't know anything, 1664 01:20:18,404 --> 01:20:19,872 and we have terrible memories. 1665 01:20:20,004 --> 01:20:22,107 So please just let us go, you can trust us. 1666 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,510 Lady, I don't trust anyone. Here's a little tip: 1667 01:20:24,642 --> 01:20:27,579 The world is out to get you. 1668 01:20:27,712 --> 01:20:30,648 The only one who's got your back 1669 01:20:30,783 --> 01:20:32,184 is you. 1670 01:20:32,318 --> 01:20:35,154 - You're wrong. - That's not true. 1671 01:20:35,288 --> 01:20:38,891 I trusted someone. One person. 1672 01:20:39,725 --> 01:20:40,693 Siobhan. 1673 01:20:40,827 --> 01:20:43,829 I will never trust anyone again. 1674 01:20:43,962 --> 01:20:45,564 Never. 1675 01:20:45,698 --> 01:20:48,133 You come into this world alone 1676 01:20:48,266 --> 01:20:50,302 and you leave this world alone. 1677 01:20:50,436 --> 01:20:52,639 Which is what you two are about to find out. 1678 01:21:03,850 --> 01:21:05,418 [grunts] Look, 1679 01:21:05,551 --> 01:21:07,253 I'm sorry I have to kill you guys. 1680 01:21:07,386 --> 01:21:10,423 You seem like a nice, though somewhat annoying couple. 1681 01:21:10,556 --> 01:21:14,093 But if it makes you feel any better, I will get over it. 1682 01:21:14,226 --> 01:21:15,660 You don't have to do this, okay? 1683 01:21:15,794 --> 01:21:17,262 You're not a killer, you're a good person. 1684 01:21:17,395 --> 01:21:18,863 I can see it in your eyes. 1685 01:21:18,997 --> 01:21:21,334 - Your eyes are so kind. - They're luminous. 1686 01:21:21,467 --> 01:21:23,802 Do you know how many people I have killed today? 1687 01:21:23,936 --> 01:21:26,138 Uh... I would say you've killed, like, 1688 01:21:26,270 --> 01:21:27,906 exactly the right number of people. 1689 01:21:28,039 --> 01:21:30,908 I wouldn't add to it, 'cause right now, 1690 01:21:31,043 --> 01:21:33,645 the number of people you've killed is impressive, but not, like, worrying. 1691 01:21:33,779 --> 01:21:36,249 Also, you killed a guy on a bicycle and a bunch of frat boys. 1692 01:21:36,382 --> 01:21:38,684 [nervously] Who's kidding who? You're practically a folk hero. 1693 01:21:38,816 --> 01:21:40,953 That was a rhetorical question. 1694 01:21:41,086 --> 01:21:42,788 Never too late to change. 1695 01:21:42,921 --> 01:21:44,723 Maybe if you do, you can find a new Siobhan. 1696 01:21:44,856 --> 01:21:47,626 Did I say that you could talk about Siobhan? 1697 01:21:47,758 --> 01:21:49,861 I thought you were sharing and it was an open invitation. 1698 01:21:49,995 --> 01:21:51,797 Listen, Siobhan is clearly a tramp. 1699 01:21:51,931 --> 01:21:52,865 You, too! 1700 01:21:52,998 --> 01:21:54,934 Take her name out of your mouth! 1701 01:21:55,068 --> 01:21:57,802 I will never say the name Siobhaaa again. 1702 01:21:57,936 --> 01:22:00,305 - She's dead to me. I don't even... [gags] - [Jibran] She sucks. 1703 01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:02,374 Shut up. 1704 01:22:04,644 --> 01:22:06,678 [whispers] He clearly isn't over Siobhan. 1705 01:22:08,913 --> 01:22:11,149 Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. 1706 01:22:12,184 --> 01:22:15,421 You lay a hand on her and I'll kick your ass, dude. 1707 01:22:16,421 --> 01:22:18,658 - [Mustache] Turn around. - Yes, sir. 1708 01:22:19,257 --> 01:22:20,492 [winces] 1709 01:22:20,626 --> 01:22:22,427 They have traffic cam footage of you, man. 1710 01:22:22,561 --> 01:22:24,330 You're so fucked. 1711 01:22:24,462 --> 01:22:26,531 Nah, I saw it. It's very grainy. 1712 01:22:26,665 --> 01:22:29,068 It's like, uh, Bigfoot footage. 1713 01:22:31,203 --> 01:22:33,338 We can't just sit here waiting to be killed, okay? 1714 01:22:33,471 --> 01:22:34,773 - We need to do something. - Okay. 1715 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:36,809 - Help me figure something out. - Okay, okay. 1716 01:22:36,941 --> 01:22:39,779 Um... Here, uh, loosen my ties. 1717 01:22:39,912 --> 01:22:41,680 - Can you do it? - I can barely reach it. 1718 01:22:41,814 --> 01:22:43,982 - Can't move my fingers. - Ah. It's getting tighter. Ow. 1719 01:22:44,117 --> 01:22:45,284 I'm sorry. Okay, try me. 1720 01:22:45,417 --> 01:22:46,852 - Is it working? - No. Oh, fuck! 1721 01:22:46,985 --> 01:22:50,622 [Jibran] I'm gonna try kicking this. [grunts] 1722 01:22:50,756 --> 01:22:53,526 - Oh, shit. - [grunts] I wish I was wearing your date shoes. 1723 01:22:53,659 --> 01:22:55,761 Jibran, the lighter! The cigarette lighter! 1724 01:22:55,894 --> 01:22:57,896 That's what it's there for! Go, go. 1725 01:22:58,029 --> 01:23:00,399 - [Leilani grunts] - Yeah, you can do it. 1726 01:23:02,234 --> 01:23:03,903 [straining] 1727 01:23:04,537 --> 01:23:06,838 Okay, that's kind of hot. 1728 01:23:08,306 --> 01:23:10,408 - Does he see us? - My God, he's laying down plastic. 1729 01:23:10,542 --> 01:23:12,110 Oh, shit, shit. 1730 01:23:12,244 --> 01:23:13,612 - Has it popped out yet? - No. 1731 01:23:13,745 --> 01:23:16,013 - [Jibran] What about now? - Okay. Okay. 1732 01:23:16,147 --> 01:23:18,050 Come on. Hurry up. 1733 01:23:18,182 --> 01:23:20,252 Get it, get it, get it. Get it, get it, get it. 1734 01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:22,855 - [Leilani] Close your eyes. - Come on, come on. 1735 01:23:22,989 --> 01:23:25,491 [screams] Get the plastic, not my hands! 1736 01:23:27,726 --> 01:23:29,429 [Jibran screams] 1737 01:23:30,562 --> 01:23:32,297 Drop it, drop it. Ow! Ahh! 1738 01:23:32,431 --> 01:23:34,400 - I had it in my mouth, okay? - Yeah, but you didn't have 1739 01:23:34,533 --> 01:23:36,102 - the hot end in your mouth. - Hurry up! 1740 01:23:37,136 --> 01:23:39,972 Hold, up, hold up, he's looking at us. Hold on. 1741 01:23:41,106 --> 01:23:43,642 Okay, put it back. Put it back. Put it back. 1742 01:23:45,677 --> 01:23:47,378 [Mustache] Out of the car. 1743 01:23:48,446 --> 01:23:51,617 They're gonna get you. They know you drove us. 1744 01:23:51,749 --> 01:23:53,653 [Mustache] No, they're not gonna suspect me. 1745 01:23:53,785 --> 01:23:55,553 When I drove you guys to your apartment, 1746 01:23:55,687 --> 01:23:58,156 the real killer jumped out of the bushes 1747 01:23:58,289 --> 01:23:59,624 and hit me over the head! 1748 01:23:59,758 --> 01:24:01,793 When I woke up, there I was, 1749 01:24:01,927 --> 01:24:03,829 tied up in the back of my own squad car 1750 01:24:03,962 --> 01:24:06,466 with you guys here at the marina. 1751 01:24:07,766 --> 01:24:09,068 Watch your step. 1752 01:24:10,869 --> 01:24:14,272 And then the killer made us get on the boat. 1753 01:24:14,405 --> 01:24:16,641 That's right. All three of us. 1754 01:24:16,775 --> 01:24:18,743 And you remember what happened next. 1755 01:24:18,878 --> 01:24:21,481 He made us all kneel down. Go ahead. 1756 01:24:22,781 --> 01:24:24,882 I jumped up and tried to save you guys. 1757 01:24:25,016 --> 01:24:27,185 And in the scuffle, I was shot. 1758 01:24:27,319 --> 01:24:30,122 I wasn't mortally wounded, but I had to watch in horror 1759 01:24:30,254 --> 01:24:32,091 as the masked killer 1760 01:24:32,223 --> 01:24:34,627 executed you both with my gun. 1761 01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:36,596 Anyway, let's get this over with. 1762 01:24:37,529 --> 01:24:38,763 Eenie... 1763 01:24:38,896 --> 01:24:39,931 No. 1764 01:24:40,065 --> 01:24:41,633 Eenie, 1765 01:24:42,601 --> 01:24:43,969 meenie, 1766 01:24:44,102 --> 01:24:45,203 miney... 1767 01:24:45,337 --> 01:24:47,240 [both grunting] 1768 01:24:55,347 --> 01:24:56,649 [Jibran] Hey, Mustache. 1769 01:24:56,781 --> 01:24:58,784 [both grunting] 1770 01:25:06,324 --> 01:25:07,760 [Leilani] Okay, okay. 1771 01:25:09,427 --> 01:25:11,763 [Jibran groans] Oh, fuck. 1772 01:25:11,897 --> 01:25:14,466 - [Mustache] Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, shit. 1773 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,136 Go ahead. Shoot me. 1774 01:25:17,269 --> 01:25:19,070 Right here in the shoulder would be good. 1775 01:25:19,204 --> 01:25:21,207 That way I don't have to shoot myself. 1776 01:25:21,339 --> 01:25:23,242 Drop the gun or I'll break his neck. 1777 01:25:23,374 --> 01:25:26,712 You can't break his neck. It-It-It's too thick. 1778 01:25:26,845 --> 01:25:29,615 I'll just twist until something bad happens. 1779 01:25:29,748 --> 01:25:32,217 [stifled] From where I'm sitting, he's super convincing. 1780 01:25:32,351 --> 01:25:33,652 He can't hurt you. 1781 01:25:33,785 --> 01:25:36,020 I bet he can do it quite easily. 1782 01:25:36,154 --> 01:25:39,258 - [Mustache] Drop it. - Leilani, listen to him. Put the gun down. 1783 01:25:39,391 --> 01:25:41,794 - You don't have a shot. Just put it down. - I do have a shot. 1784 01:25:41,927 --> 01:25:44,129 Why are you arguing with me about this? 1785 01:25:44,262 --> 01:25:46,665 Because you think you're always right, and you're wrong about this. 1786 01:25:46,798 --> 01:25:49,667 I must listen to someone who's never held a gun before, and I'm the know-it-all? 1787 01:25:49,802 --> 01:25:52,204 - You refuse to take risks! This is an example. - [Mustache] Guys... 1788 01:25:52,337 --> 01:25:55,006 - You're the reason we're here! This is your fault! - Guys... Guys! 1789 01:25:55,141 --> 01:25:57,075 - Do you really wanna do this right now? - [Jibran] Oh, my God. 1790 01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:59,979 - I wanted to go to the police! - You were driving the car! 1791 01:26:00,111 --> 01:26:01,980 - I got kicked by a horse for you! - Oh, my God. 1792 01:26:02,114 --> 01:26:04,383 - [Leilani] You ran from a dead body and left me. - You guys are annoying. 1793 01:26:04,516 --> 01:26:05,951 I am alone in this relationship. 1794 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,653 You watched my movie without asking me! 1795 01:26:07,785 --> 01:26:09,887 - Nobody cares about your shit. - Stop! You sound like my parents! 1796 01:26:10,021 --> 01:26:11,589 Understand what I'm doing for once! 1797 01:26:11,723 --> 01:26:12,690 Be with me on something! 1798 01:26:12,824 --> 01:26:14,492 - One, two, three! - Go! 1799 01:26:14,626 --> 01:26:15,961 [screams] 1800 01:26:16,528 --> 01:26:18,129 - [Jibran groans] - Shit. 1801 01:26:19,230 --> 01:26:20,598 - Jibran, are you okay? - Yeah. 1802 01:26:20,731 --> 01:26:21,732 [Leilani] Oh, shit. 1803 01:26:21,867 --> 01:26:24,102 [both gasping in relief] 1804 01:26:25,470 --> 01:26:26,838 [Leilani] Oh, my God. 1805 01:26:26,971 --> 01:26:28,974 - [Mustache yelling] - [Leilani screaming] 1806 01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:31,676 [Mustache groans] 1807 01:26:32,511 --> 01:26:35,381 [both gasping] 1808 01:26:38,417 --> 01:26:40,753 [both panting] 1809 01:26:51,163 --> 01:26:54,266 [siren wailing in the distance] 1810 01:26:58,837 --> 01:27:00,305 [Detective Martin] Thanks to you guys, 1811 01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:03,376 we have the suspect in custody. You're safe now. 1812 01:27:05,543 --> 01:27:08,381 [indistinct radio chatter] 1813 01:27:10,449 --> 01:27:11,817 Sure you're okay? 1814 01:27:11,950 --> 01:27:13,618 Yeah, I'm okay. Are you? 1815 01:27:13,752 --> 01:27:15,387 Yeah. 1816 01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:17,556 I knew you were gonna do that "one, two, three" thing, 1817 01:27:17,689 --> 01:27:20,959 even though it didn't work any other time. [chuckles] 1818 01:27:21,092 --> 01:27:23,595 - You did everything. You did. - No, it was equal. It was equal! 1819 01:27:23,729 --> 01:27:25,196 - You shot him! - I know. 1820 01:27:25,330 --> 01:27:27,399 - That was amazing. - I would rather forget that. 1821 01:27:27,531 --> 01:27:30,669 - Don't shoot anyone again. - I will never shoot anyone ever again. 1822 01:27:33,137 --> 01:27:35,272 - What? - I didn't say anything. 1823 01:27:35,406 --> 01:27:36,874 I know that face. 1824 01:27:37,008 --> 01:27:39,244 - What face? - It's the "I wanna kiss you" face. 1825 01:27:39,378 --> 01:27:41,080 - No, no. No, I don't... - Yes, it is. 1826 01:27:41,212 --> 01:27:42,714 - I don't wanna kiss you. - Oh. 1827 01:27:42,847 --> 01:27:45,618 I don't, so... You're very arrogant. Gross. 1828 01:27:45,751 --> 01:27:47,019 [laughs] Oh, gross? 1829 01:27:47,151 --> 01:27:49,320 Wow, you wanna kiss me so bad, 1830 01:27:49,454 --> 01:27:52,224 - like, with tongue and everything. I can tell. - You are projecting. 1831 01:27:52,357 --> 01:27:53,993 - Oh, okay. - I think you wanna kiss me. 1832 01:27:54,126 --> 01:27:55,927 - I wanna kiss you? - You wanna kiss me. 1833 01:27:56,061 --> 01:27:57,629 And you're, like, doing this now. 1834 01:27:57,762 --> 01:27:59,799 Doing what? What am I doing? 1835 01:28:03,202 --> 01:28:05,771 ♪ Something about the way That you talk to me ♪ 1836 01:28:05,904 --> 01:28:09,808 ♪ Even when you're not around I feel you, boy ♪ 1837 01:28:09,940 --> 01:28:11,510 [soft knocking] 1838 01:28:11,644 --> 01:28:13,311 Sorry to interrupt, lovebirds. 1839 01:28:13,445 --> 01:28:15,614 I gotta take you to the hospital, have them check you out. 1840 01:28:15,747 --> 01:28:17,182 It's protocol. 1841 01:28:17,315 --> 01:28:19,751 ♪ Perhaps it was The way that you smiled ♪ 1842 01:28:20,785 --> 01:28:23,788 Back-of-the-ambulance sex is pretty freaky, right? 1843 01:28:23,922 --> 01:28:26,290 - I am so down. - All right, let's go. 1844 01:28:26,425 --> 01:28:29,028 [Leilani] Are you gonna try that move we saw in the orgy? 1845 01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:30,962 [Jibran] Oh, I'm gonna put in some work! 1846 01:28:31,096 --> 01:28:33,365 [Leilani] Mmm-mmm, you don't sound right. That's my line. 1847 01:28:33,498 --> 01:28:36,768 ♪ Find someone like you Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1848 01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:42,240 ♪ I've been waiting My whole life To find someone... ♪ 1849 01:28:42,373 --> 01:28:44,175 - [Jibran] Run, Leilani! - [Leilani] I'm running. 1850 01:28:44,309 --> 01:28:46,244 - [Jibran] Shit! - [Leilani] They're right behind us! 1851 01:28:46,378 --> 01:28:48,013 - [siren wailing] - Let me lead, slow down! 1852 01:28:48,146 --> 01:28:49,780 - Run, run, run! - Jibran, I'm running. 1853 01:28:49,914 --> 01:28:51,417 Don't tell me to run when I'm running! 1854 01:28:51,550 --> 01:28:53,918 They're right there! We're so fucked! 1855 01:28:55,087 --> 01:28:56,955 [narrator] This is London, England. 1856 01:28:57,088 --> 01:28:59,156 Jibran and Leilani lost valuable time 1857 01:28:59,289 --> 01:29:01,926 after a heated argument about the metric system. 1858 01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:03,796 With only two legs remaining, 1859 01:29:03,928 --> 01:29:07,600 do they have what it takes to win the $1 million prize? 1860 01:29:07,732 --> 01:29:09,133 We're actually doing it, Jibran! 1861 01:29:09,266 --> 01:29:11,970 - I told you we could win The Amazing Race. - [panting] 1862 01:29:14,105 --> 01:29:15,507 Okay. "For over 50 years, 1863 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:19,110 enthusiasts have gathered at Hyde Park to commemorate..." 1864 01:29:20,011 --> 01:29:21,513 - Uh-oh. - What? 1865 01:29:25,316 --> 01:29:26,717 [neighing] 1866 01:29:26,851 --> 01:29:28,619 Oh, [bleep]. 1867 01:29:28,753 --> 01:29:30,421 ♪ Paradise ♪ 1868 01:29:31,489 --> 01:29:34,324 ♪ This shit be like Friday nights ♪ 1869 01:29:35,325 --> 01:29:38,296 ♪ This shit make me Feel alive ♪ 1870 01:29:39,397 --> 01:29:44,403 ♪ I feel like we in paradise Paradise ♪ 1871 01:29:44,537 --> 01:29:46,738 ♪ Paradise ♪ 1872 01:29:46,870 --> 01:29:50,676 ♪ Don't know If it's the drink I poured ♪ 1873 01:29:50,809 --> 01:29:54,613 ♪ But I swear I've never loved you more ♪ 1874 01:29:54,745 --> 01:29:56,781 ♪ With you right here I come alive ♪ 1875 01:29:56,914 --> 01:29:59,917 ♪ One more hit and we can fly This shit feel like ♪ 1876 01:30:00,052 --> 01:30:01,853 ♪ Paradise ♪ 1877 01:30:01,986 --> 01:30:04,155 ♪ I'm feeling it My head's where The ceiling is ♪ 1878 01:30:04,289 --> 01:30:05,857 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1879 01:30:05,990 --> 01:30:08,660 ♪ This energy Turns nights into memories ♪ 1880 01:30:08,793 --> 01:30:10,662 ♪ Count up the bands You've been working All summer ♪ 1881 01:30:10,794 --> 01:30:12,530 ♪ Ex didn't know what he had What a bummer ♪ 1882 01:30:12,663 --> 01:30:14,899 ♪ Insecure people Turn to insecure lovers ♪ 1883 01:30:15,033 --> 01:30:16,834 ♪ My drink is almost out And I'm about to Pour another ♪ 1884 01:30:16,968 --> 01:30:20,004 ♪ Just let it out The night has just begun ♪ 1885 01:30:20,137 --> 01:30:22,341 ♪ We on a level now ♪ 1886 01:30:22,473 --> 01:30:26,311 ♪ If I get too fucked up Promise you'll hold me down ♪ 1887 01:30:26,444 --> 01:30:28,413 ♪ Yeah, this that shit You can't deny ♪ 1888 01:30:28,546 --> 01:30:30,414 ♪ This that shit You feel inside ♪ 1889 01:30:30,548 --> 01:30:34,285 ♪ This our life, our time We livin' well ♪ 1890 01:30:34,419 --> 01:30:38,223 ♪ Late nights in the city Causin' hell ♪ 1891 01:30:38,356 --> 01:30:41,993 ♪ Burn this bitch Into the ground, oh, well ♪ 1892 01:30:42,127 --> 01:30:44,729 ♪ If all we got tonight Let's do this right ♪ 1893 01:30:44,863 --> 01:30:47,164 ♪ Let's do this right Let's go to ♪ 1894 01:30:47,298 --> 01:30:49,068 ♪ Paradise ♪ 1895 01:30:50,235 --> 01:30:52,102 ♪ This shit feel like Friday nights ♪ 1896 01:30:52,236 --> 01:30:54,038 ♪ Ooh, it do ♪ 1897 01:30:54,172 --> 01:30:56,074 ♪ This shit make me Feel alive ♪ 1898 01:30:56,208 --> 01:30:57,809 ♪ Baby ♪ 1899 01:30:57,943 --> 01:31:01,012 ♪ I feel like we in paradise ♪ 1900 01:31:01,145 --> 01:31:02,813 ♪ Paradise ♪ 1901 01:31:02,948 --> 01:31:04,482 ♪ Paradise ♪ 1902 01:31:05,684 --> 01:31:09,454 ♪ Don't know If it's the drink I poured ♪ 1903 01:31:09,587 --> 01:31:12,489 ♪ But I swear I've never loved you more ♪ 1904 01:31:13,557 --> 01:31:15,593 ♪ When you right here I come alive ♪ 1905 01:31:15,726 --> 01:31:18,829 ♪ One more hit and we can fly This shit feel like ♪ 1906 01:31:18,963 --> 01:31:20,632 ♪ Paradise ♪ 1907 01:31:34,812 --> 01:31:36,848 ♪ Hands on your body I'm grabbin' your ass ♪ 1908 01:31:36,981 --> 01:31:38,949 ♪ Enjoyin' the moment 'Cause life move too fast ♪ 1909 01:31:39,083 --> 01:31:41,386 ♪ I'm lookin' forward Ignorin' the past ♪ 1910 01:31:41,519 --> 01:31:43,521 ♪ These are the times That we'll laugh Lookin' back ♪ 1911 01:31:43,654 --> 01:31:45,623 ♪ I'm gettin' lucky Like coins in the well ♪ 1912 01:31:45,757 --> 01:31:47,626 ♪ Goodbye to my haters I'm wishin' you well ♪ 1913 01:31:47,758 --> 01:31:49,595 ♪ This is my year, man If you couldn't tell ♪ 1914 01:31:49,727 --> 01:31:52,931 ♪ This is our life And we livin' it well ♪ 1915 01:31:53,065 --> 01:31:56,869 ♪ Late nights in the city Causin' hell ♪ 1916 01:31:57,002 --> 01:32:00,805 ♪ Burn this bitch Into the ground, oh, well ♪ 1917 01:32:00,939 --> 01:32:03,575 ♪ If all we got tonight Let's do this right ♪ 1918 01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:05,443 ♪ Let's do this right ♪ 1919 01:32:05,562 --> 01:32:10,562 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 148286