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[man]
We have a conspiracyon our hands here in Salem.
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Salem was once a jewel
of the western coast,
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shining example of America.
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We were a community of people
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who taught our children
good morals
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and leadership values.
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But someone in Salem
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has decided to live
by his own rules,
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rules written by Satan himself.
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Our mayor has found time
to sex up interns,
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but for three years,
no one has fixed the pothole
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in front of my house
on 63 Nancy Street.
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But this is obviously only
a symptom of the real problem.
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The real problem
is immortality itself.
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- Immortality?
- Sir, do you mean immorality?
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I'd like to request
a time extension
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due to being interrupted
by Miss Martino here.
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Denied, and that's not
my last name.
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What exactly is
your complaint, sir?
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With our mayor having used
his office as Gomorrah
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and with parents still reeling
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from the filthy,
nude forest dancing
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in last year's production
of The Crucible,
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I'm disgusted to learn
that this school plans
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to perform Once Upona Mattress this year.
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Now, not only does
that sound like a porno,
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upon further investigation,
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this mattress show
also glorifies an unwed mother.
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- So...
- [Marie chuckles]
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No, go ahead and laugh,
'cause that's very funny.
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Unsafe sex is very funny, right?
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Shame on you, Ms. Martino.
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- Sir, stick to your topic.
- No one here is named Martino.
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I'll stick to my right
to free speech. How 'bout that?
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Or did you already menstruate
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on that part
of the Constitution?
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I think you mean
the Bill of Rights.
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Sir, watch it.
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We have our little league team
in the audience.
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Good! This is for them!
They need to hear it...
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Okay, that's it. Bobby, do me
a favor. Get him out of here.
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Brothers, stay
the F away from me!
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Watch your language.
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Don't provoke him, Joan.
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You threatening me, new woman?
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Yes, I'm threatening you.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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This is what
I'm gonna do about it.
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I'm gonna use my free speech
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to make sure
the kids of this town
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don't end up degenerated
like the mayor.
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You people talk and talk
and do nothing!
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I speak for the parents
of this town
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when I say stamp out
the sin and the porn plays,
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or you're gonna turn to salt,
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and this town's gonna end up
being just another...
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- [Bobby] Let's go.
- Devil-worshiping, homosexual,
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pill-popping paradise
for all of America!
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[Bobby] Come on.
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[message sent tone playing]
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[message received tone playing]
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[message sent tone
playing continuously]
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[principal Bellingham]
Despite the outburst,
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it looks like we already have
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pre-approval from
the department,
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so with that decision, we'll
conclude tonight's meeting.
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Thank you all for coming, and...
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Hey. Your mom's new
to the school board, right?
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So's mine. I'm Diwata.
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- Di-what-a?
- Diwata.
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Uh...
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Howie.
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Children of the board unite,
right, Howie?
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My private blog. It's getting
a lot of hits lately.
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You should check it out.
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[parent] I don't
recognize your authority.
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I don't recognize it.
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [door slams open]
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you afraid of, brother?
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You afraid of shining
a light on some truth?
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[phone sliding on floor]
[message received tone playing]
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[parent]
Don't take my arm so tight.
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It's not necessary.
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Come on.
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[indistinct chattering]
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[Diwata]
You caved to a crazy man?
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[Marie] I didn't cave.
I was outvoted, sweetie.
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[Diwata] Once Upon a Mattress
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is the musical version
of Princess and the Pea.
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Censoring it is like
putting pants on Elmo
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so no one sees
the nothing between his legs.
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Elmo doesn't wear pants?
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I'm kidding.
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Oh, God.
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[message received tone
playing continuously]
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[message sent tone
playing continuously]
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[message sent tone playing]
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[message received tone playing]
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[Joan]
Yeah, I'm threatening you.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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[man]
This is whatI'm gonna do about it.
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I'm gonna use my free...
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[Susan] Solomon!
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Shut that off,
and do your homework!
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Degenerated like the mayor.
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You people talk and talk
and do nothing!
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[James]
Come on. Leave him alone.
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I voted for the changes.
Isn't that enough?
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That guy and his argument
were both crazy.
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[Susan] I thought you were
against sex before marriage.
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[James] No, I... I am,
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but I'm also against
not having sex after marriage.
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[Susan] Give me a break.
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[piano music playing]
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♪ Sitting at
My Casio keyboard ♪
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♪ Thank God it's built
To prerecord ♪
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♪ Otherwise, I couldn't play
And sing at the same time ♪
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♪ I-I-I'm... ♪
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[electronic music playing]
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Son of a bitch.
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I want to thank all
of my fans who posted comments
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on the new video
of my current acting reel
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and have been sending me
good-luck vibes
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for the big audition tomorrow.
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Sadly, under pressure
from local psychos,
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my drama teacher,
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a man I'll call gay guy
with a neck beard,
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in order to protect
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Mr. Walter M. Healy's
anonymity,
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has caved and agreed
to "purify" the plot
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of Once Upon a Mattress.
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As a result of this lunacy,
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the character of Lady Larken
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will no longer be pregnant
out of wedlock.
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We have a state-mandated
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teen-mothers program
at our school,
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but the board thinks
an unwed storybook mom
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is too scandalous?
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Lady Larken and I
aren't both perfectly pretty,
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and I don't have
her perfect soprano voice.
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[sighs]
But the truth is...
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the Lady and I have
a lot more in common
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than you'd ever guess.
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So, Mr. Healy...
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this hot flow is for you.
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♪ Mr. Healy
You're a crap sandwich ♪
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♪ I'm pure and
You're a crap sandwich ♪
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♪ Get some bread
Your balding head ♪
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♪ And some more bread ♪
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♪ You have your head
Between bread ♪
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♪ Crap sandwich, yeah ♪
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[upload video tone playing]
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[upload complete tone playing]
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♪ Sitting at
My Casio keyboard... ♪
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[notification tone playing]
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♪ Otherwise I couldn't play ♪
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♪ And sing at the same time ♪
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♪ I-I-I'm... ♪
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["Tonight" playing]
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♪ Nobody wants to be alone ♪
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♪ But tonight ♪
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♪ We're all believers ♪
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♪ And I feel all right
The song in my heart... ♪
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[Joan] Howie!
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Mom.
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I'm getting ready to go out.
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[Joan] Out? Out with who?
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Uh... a friend.
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I can have friends here, right?
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[Joan] Are you gonna bring him
back to the house?
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- No.
- [Joan] All right.
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Have fun, bug. I love you.
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♪ Nobody wants to be alone ♪
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[James and Susan arguing]
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I can't run this story, Solomon.
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It's against every rule here,
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and your dad is on the board.
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My stepdad, and that
doesn't mean I agree.
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-I'm my own person.
-Okay, school officials
are off limits.
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Oh, but what...
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Okay, fine.
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- I'll write about the mayor.
- The mayor.
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- The mayor.
- What's the topic?
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How he's been
having sex with teenagers.
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Another intern's come forward.
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It's in today's paper.
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Choose another topic.
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Religion. See?
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We can't write about
anything actually affecting us.
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Last week, you vetoed my story
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about the stranger danger
sessions
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the school keeps holding.
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Because it's a direct criticism
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of the administration's
policies.
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They hired experts to remind us
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not to let strangers touch us
in our bathing suit areas.
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That's what they said,
"our bathing suit areas."
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-Some kids my age are already
having sex, and, I'm not...
-Okay,
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you're just trying to
cause a stir,
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and that's not
what real journalism is.
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You taught me
that real journalism
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involves writing
about the truth.
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Look at my last article.
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I can't submit clips like these
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to a top-tier
journalism school.
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Solomon, this isn't a debate,
and you can't be in here.
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I'm sorry, but
it's hypocritical...
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Hey, Ms. Nish.
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If you won't print my stories,
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then maybe I'll write a new one
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about freedom of speech
in high schools.
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The Oregonian
might be interested.
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[electronic beeping]
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Are you recording me?
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Just so I don't misquote you.
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Oh, my God.
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You know what?
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Then on the record, I say,
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"Why don't you ask
your stepfather
about our school's policies?"
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Because he's on
the school board
that actually makes them.
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I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
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I can help you.
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Not easy being new.
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Takes time to make friends.
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Have you thought about a sport?
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Lacrosse?
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No. I want to start...
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We don't have
a Gay-Straight Alliance here,
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and when I was in Portland...
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You ever played lacrosse?
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But do you know why North Salem
doesn't already have a GSA?
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If you want to start a new club,
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you have to petition
through the school board.
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I can't help with that.
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♪ For I know that I'll never ♪
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♪ Live happily ever after ♪
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♪ 'Til after I'm a bride ♪
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Too forte at the end?
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"Forte" means loud,
in musical terms.
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I'll teach you all the terms.
Don't worry.
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Just wish me luck.
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Luck.
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Did you have fun last night?
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♪ ...Happily ever after ♪
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♪ 'Til after I'm a bride ♪
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♪ Then I'll be happily happy ♪
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♪ Yes, happily happy... ♪
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Hey, Arnett.
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How well did you
sweep the stage?
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I'm dancing barefoot.
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It's clean.
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FYI, Mr. Healy,
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I'll be performing
all songs as written.
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That means that this Lady Larken
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will still be pregnant,
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as per the author's
original intent.
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Diwata, honey, I have to manage
complaints from parents.
258
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This is a high school.
259
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We don't want to make it seem
like we're glorifying
a pregnant woman
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who isn't in
a stable relationship.
261
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,292
It's just a little trashy.
262
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,420
Sorry, Candace.
263
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,925
Marty, if I start to riff,
you gotta hang with me, bud.
264
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,843
Don't get thrown
like last year, okay?
265
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,262
No, Diwata, last year,
we talked about bringing
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your own material
in to my auditions.
267
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,849
Chill, Mr. Healy.
It's a medley.
268
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A med... How is that different?
269
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[exhales deeply]
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Oh, here we go.
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[piano music playing]
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♪ The actress hasn't
Learned the lines ♪
273
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♪ You'd like to hear ♪
274
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:16,332
♪ She won't join your clubs ♪
275
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,169
♪ She won't dance
In your halls ♪
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♪ She won't help
The hungry once a month ♪
277
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,968
♪ At your tombolas ♪
278
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:33,516
♪ She'll simply take control
As you disappear ♪
279
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♪ And I am not
Throwin' away my shot ♪
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♪ I am not
Throwin' away my shot ♪
281
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,984
♪ Yo, I'm just like my country
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♪ I'm young, scrappy
And hungry ♪
283
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,737
♪ No, I'm not
Throwin' away my shot ♪
284
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,490
♪ We're gonna rise up
Time to take a shot ♪
285
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,118
♪ We're gonna rise up
Time to take a shot ♪
286
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,996
♪ We're gonna rise up
Rise up ♪
287
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,832
♪ Rise up, rise up ♪
288
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,461
♪ How would you like it
If you were a man ♪
289
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,004
♪ Playing the part of a toad? ♪
290
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,131
♪ Crawling around on your
Elbows and knees ♪
291
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,883
♪ Eating the dust in the road ♪
292
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,676
♪ Toads, toads ♪
293
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♪ All of your people
Are toads ♪
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♪ Then I'll be happily happy ♪
295
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♪ Yes, happily happy ♪
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♪ And thoroughly satisfied ♪
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♪ Satisfied ♪
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♪ Satisfied ♪
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♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
300
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,437
Thank you.
301
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,985
[indistinct chatter]
302
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,279
[school bell rings]
303
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,028
[student 1]
Just pick one, Solomon.
304
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,963
[student 2]
Yeah, man. Hurry up.
305
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,092
I can't choose
any of these topics.
306
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,845
Then follow the rules,
or you can leave.
307
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,890
I'm sorry, but I don't
have time for this every week.
308
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,567
Great choice.
309
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,744
Hey. I was wondering
if I could interview you
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00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,372
for an article I'm writing
about the auditions...
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00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,873
for the school paper.
312
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,417
I'm Solomon.
313
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,335
We're friends on Facebook.
314
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,021
I've liked a lot
of your Instagram posts.
315
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,338
Hey.
316
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:10,965
[phone vibrating]
317
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,348
Seriously, Mark?
318
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,476
You know, I was once
upon your mattress.
319
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:28,107
Okay, everyone, just remember,
in the words of Stanislavski,
320
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,652
"there are no small parts,
only small actors."
321
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,781
- I got it.
- I knew it.
322
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,949
Yay!
323
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,618
I knew you would.
324
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,118
[girls] Yeah.
325
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,151
[Solomon] Hey.
326
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,821
I was wondering if I could
interview you
327
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,365
about these auditions.
328
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,991
For the school paper?
329
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,711
[Howie]
It's time for North Salemto have a GSA.
330
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,505
My old school had one,
331
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,799
and most schools in Oregon do,
so don't think I'm asking
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for some kind of
fringe thing or whatever.
333
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,598
Well, look, I-I'm proud
of you...
334
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,559
uh, that you have spoken
your mind.
335
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,980
Good for you. Your mom has
raised a fine young man.
336
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,901
But we've considered
a GSA in the past,
337
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,821
and the board's
unanimous decision
338
00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,700
has always been that
it's more of a social hour
339
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:06,497
and not a formal club...
that the district should fund.
340
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,999
Well, then,
we need to vote again.
I was never part of that.
341
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,335
I was with Howie
when he did the research
342
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,754
on how many schools
actually have it,
343
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,816
-and the overwhelming
majority do.
-Mom, Mom, just...
344
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,592
It's very true. Let's at least
have a discussion about it.
345
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,720
No, we'll just put it to a vote.
346
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,388
Well, it's yes from me.
347
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,807
Uh... Nope for me.
348
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,143
Of course, yes.
349
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,310
No.
350
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,147
Uh...
351
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,148
James.
352
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,985
Where are you on the...
On this issue?
353
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,243
I'm a no on the GSA for me.
354
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,870
I agree it's more
of a social hour.
355
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,038
Jesus Christ, James, really?
356
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,374
Okay, noes have it.
357
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,044
Look, Howard, there are
existing clubs
358
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:57,465
that are lacking
in student interest.
359
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,426
There's... Portuguese Club,
360
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,344
which is hungry for members,
361
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,638
and Recycling Club.
362
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:08,809
-It's not called "Recycling."
-He means the Environmental
Action Committee.
363
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,186
Speech and Debate.
364
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,021
But for the record,
365
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:17,026
the district
fully supports gays,
366
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,195
lesbians, and...
367
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,488
Latinos?
368
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,823
Okay. Thank you.
369
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,299
[message sent tone playing]
370
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:46,836
[message received tone playing]
371
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,775
When I was in high school,
372
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,236
I felt like I had
so much to say,
373
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,029
but nobody was listening.
374
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,657
A lot of movie stars
and politicians
375
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,408
got their start
in Speech and Debate,
376
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,844
because on
the debate side of things,
377
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,189
you have all
kinds of competitions
378
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,038
where you have to make
your point of view
379
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,331
clear and convincing,
380
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,916
and on the speech side
of things,
381
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,793
you have acting competitions.
382
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,461
Through dramatic interpretation,
383
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,589
you get the opportunity
to play all the roles
384
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,466
in a scene yourself,
385
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,970
so that means you're
playing Romeo and Juliet.
386
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,930
So just grab a couple friends.
387
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,932
It only takes, like,
three people minimum
388
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,225
to start a team,
389
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,768
and join Speech and Debate.
390
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,396
It's the only club
designed for you to find
391
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,356
and strengthen your voice.
392
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,043
I want to open myself.
393
00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,837
I want the light of God.
394
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,423
I want the sweet love of Jesus.
395
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,092
I danced for the Devil.
I saw him.
396
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,845
I went back to Jesus,
and I kissed his hand.
397
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,639
I saw Sarah Good with the Devil.
398
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,224
I saw Goody Osborne
with the Devil.
399
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,602
I saw Bridget Bishop
with the Devil.
400
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:22,026
♪ No more time for"My Country, 'Tis of Thee" ♪
401
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,904
♪ From now on,"It's my country 'tis of me" ♪
402
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,698
I don't need friends.
403
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,700
I don't need to be
in the school musical
404
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,577
that the school board
has frauded.
405
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,204
I have music in my body.
406
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,790
I am music.
407
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,379
Mr. Healy thinks
an unwed mother
408
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,797
is too racy for us.
409
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:48,135
Are we in Salem, Oregon,
or Salem, Massachusetts,
410
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,597
circa 16... whenever the heckthose witcheswere being hunted?
411
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,890
1692.
412
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:56,226
♪ Can't burn me
This witch is fireproof ♪
413
00:23:56,310 --> 00:24:00,439
♪ So try and hang me
And see how strong my neck is ♪
414
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,316
[Marie]
Diwata, what is goingon in there?
415
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,399
No, Mom...
416
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,070
But I'm an actress.
417
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,739
Speech and Debate sounds like
homework that nerds want to do
418
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,825
because regular homework
isn't, I don't know, enough?
419
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:14,620
Just read the part that says
"D.I." on the home page.
420
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,414
They call it competitive acting.
421
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,291
You'll see why I called you.
422
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:31,011
[rock music playing]
423
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,658
[Diwata]
Welcome to North Salem's
revived Speech and Debate team.
424
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,035
My name's Diwata,
and as team captain...
425
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,453
Self-appointed team captain.
426
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,913
I'm not acknowledging
that remark.
427
00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,040
And I'm Solomon, and please know
428
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,167
that you can come to me
with any questions.
429
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,252
Or you could come to me,
430
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,003
so Solomon doesn't
get bugged too often.
431
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,256
We're gonna go over
different debate categories.
432
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,716
Hey, can we play icebreakers?
433
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,843
No. I'm running
the meeting, please.
434
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,555
Should have played icebreakers.
435
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,724
Um, who's our faculty advisor?
436
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,434
Who's gonna sign my transcript?
437
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:19,810
Uh...
438
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,771
We don't have an official
faculty advisor yet,
439
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,524
but it shouldn't be a problem,
given the decent turnout today.
440
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:28,985
Uh...
441
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,489
Solomon, tell them about
the tournament in the city.
442
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,867
- We travel, people.
- Okay. Okay.
443
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,160
The Portland Invitational
444
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,954
- is two weeks away...
- But first, travel is... Yes?
445
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,748
I don't get this. Who are you?
446
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,207
And who are you?
447
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,709
This is so weird.
448
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,670
I'm Diwata, and this is Solomon.
449
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,923
My background is in legitimate
theater and blogging.
450
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:53,010
Solomon's more into the debate
events, like Lincoln-Mercury.
451
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,636
It's Lincoln-Douglas,
452
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,306
after the President
and Stephen Douglas.
453
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,867
- Right...
- It's one-on-one debating.
454
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,602
Call that category LD, that's
the lingo for that event.
455
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,246
I'll teach you all the terms.
Don't worry.
456
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,396
I'm not worried.
457
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,607
Okay, if we could all
get into a circle...
458
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,193
This year's debate topic is...
459
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:10,736
Resolved.
460
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:14,531
When in conflict, an
individual's freedom of speech
461
00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:18,118
should be valued over
a community's moral standards.
462
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,580
In a year with our mayor...
463
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,208
He's in trouble, and...
464
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:27,127
With the school censoring
our newspaper articles,
465
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,755
this is pretty relevant, yeah?
466
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,509
Solomon, you're
freaking people out.
467
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,427
It can be fun, too.
468
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,806
The best category is
called Dramatic Interpretation,
469
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:42,142
where you perform all the parts
of a play yourself.
470
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:43,852
Witness.
471
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,275
Welcome to a tale of witchcraft,
472
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,195
where Puritan Mary Warren
stands before the court
473
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,989
unsure of whether
or not telling the truth
474
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:59,493
will set her free
or set her on fire.
475
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,453
So get ready.
476
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,957
And if you feel flames,
don't pull the fire alarm.
477
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,876
Things are just
really heating up in...
478
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,880
The Crucible, by Arthur Miller.
479
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,174
[motorized wheelchair
engine revving]
480
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,848
I'm saying that
we aren't even official
481
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,225
until we have
at least three members.
482
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,310
Three members.
How hard can that be?
483
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:28,438
[Casey singing]
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
484
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,900
You guys shouldn't
be hanging out in the hallways.
485
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,963
Casey shouldn't be
allowed to sing those notes,
and you shouldn't be allowed
486
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,631
- to direct traffic.
- Oh, my gosh. Diwata.
487
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,073
We're leaving. We're leaving.
488
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,828
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
489
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,789
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
490
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,083
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
491
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,252
Every guy in school
has a boner for her.
492
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,090
Oh, you, too?
493
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,926
Great ass, right?
494
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,972
Here's the thing. After one
baby, it'll sink to the floor,
495
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,141
but she won't stop singing,
496
00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:07,102
and you'll be stuck listening
to that off-key screeching
497
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,185
everywhere.
498
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,355
The car, the shower.
499
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,899
- Is that really what you want?
- No.
500
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:13,942
I don't want Casey.
501
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,070
I'm kind of seeing someone else.
502
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,198
Is she from Canada
or youth group?
503
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:23,076
Shut up. We met online.
504
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,120
Online.
505
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,748
Only losers meet people online.
506
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,711
Only losers.
507
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,634
I know how to get
our third member.
508
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,350
- No. No.
- Yes. Yes.
509
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,274
No, there's no way
you could get me to do this.
510
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,310
Can you please not shout?
511
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,980
Look, I saw your boardroom
performance.
512
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,691
-You are a terrible
public speaker.
-It wasn't a performance.
513
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,319
This is the perfect way
for you to get your...
514
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,947
whatever you call it,
your lesbians-in-love club.
515
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,366
You really cannot be back here.
516
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:06,995
Listen, I watched your podcasts,
517
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:10,040
and they're entertaining,
518
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,501
but I'm not about
to join the geek club.
519
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,379
You watched them?
You think I'm entertaining?
520
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,882
Thank you. I think you're...
521
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:23,178
too young to meet teachers
in public parks at night.
522
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,890
You don't know me at all.
523
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,601
What I do know is
if you join the team,
524
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,228
and debate issues
you care about,
525
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,689
while wearing the skinny jeans
you're rocking right now,
526
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,816
all the boys will be
begging for your number,
527
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,985
after you beat them down
with your passionate words.
528
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,033
What do you even need a GSA for?
529
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,994
Homophobia is so 1985.
530
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,121
- No. No, no, no. Please.
- Yes.
531
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,391
You have less to worry
about than other minorities,
532
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,416
less than women.
533
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,875
I'm a double minority.
534
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,919
I'm female and Filipino.
535
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,129
[laughs]
536
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,506
You don't look Filipino.
537
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,049
You don't look gay.
538
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:04,885
Yes, you do.
539
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,472
It's the hair, isn't it?
540
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,309
Is it the hair?
541
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,561
Yes, Blondeboi.
542
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,856
And PS, what shade
of blonde are you, ebony?
543
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,363
You just don't really...
[sighs]
544
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,825
I'm an alien in this town.
545
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,827
When I was in Portland,
546
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,413
at least there were
other guys that were like me.
547
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,582
Portland, you say,
548
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,501
home of the first
competition of the year,
549
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:37,878
just two weeks away.
550
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,048
Think of it as a free trip
back to your roots.
551
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,094
So you want to know about
Speech and Debate?
552
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:47,679
I wish...
553
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:48,889
I wish...
554
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,098
I whiff.
555
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,312
Someone's been wishing
for fun, friends,
556
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,605
and new adventures.
557
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,315
Well, I have the epitome
of success
558
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,359
for all promising
high schoolers.
559
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,946
Speech and Debate?
560
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,448
But I'm interested in talking
561
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,825
about things affecting
our country right now.
562
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,244
Well, Gideon, your wish
is granted.
563
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,914
Since you are such
a skilled writer,
564
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,874
why not try Persuasive Speaking?
565
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,501
You get ten minutes
to give a speech
566
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:20,170
on whatever your heart desires.
567
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,173
Or if you're feeling
argumentative...
568
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,817
[politician speaking]
we're faced each timewith a crisis.
569
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,511
Hey, wait!
What's in this for me?
570
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,889
Lucy, with your flair,
you'll shine
571
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,974
in the "Interp" categories,
like...
572
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,810
Dramatic Interpretation...
573
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,730
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
574
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,316
Group Interpretation...
575
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,405
I have something worse
than stomach cancer,
576
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,864
and you gave it to me!
577
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,700
The only thing
I gave you was love.
578
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,662
Love and stomach cancer.
579
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,461
I can't think of a single thing
580
00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:03,088
about that video
that wasn't awful.
581
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,550
The genie wasn't so bad.
582
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,677
You're a creepshow.
583
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,556
We need to pick
what events we'll do.
584
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,560
I don't want to get
laughed out of Portland.
585
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,854
If we're gonna do this,
we need to rehearse.
586
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,440
Sorry. Please continue,
Professor.
587
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,111
I'll take Persuasive Speaking.
588
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:27,486
[chalk breaking]
589
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,282
Resolved. When in conflict,
590
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,784
an individual's
freedom of speech
591
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,787
should be valued over
a community's moral standards.
592
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,749
Wait. If it's resolved,
why do we have to debate it?
593
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,335
The school board has been
shielding students
594
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,588
from important discussions
about abortion...
595
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,107
-I don't care
what you're saying,
- religion,
596
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,567
- because all I see is robot.
- Politics.
597
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:48,711
But who are they protecting?
598
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:49,759
Be a real boy.
599
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,345
Or the adults who would
rather ignore our issues
600
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:53,972
rather than engage them?
601
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,849
Eye contact. Solomon.
602
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,976
I saw Goody Osborn
with the Devil.
603
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,145
I saw Bridget Bishop
with the Devil.
604
00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,855
I saw Goody Hawkins
with the Devil.
605
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,942
Looks like you're having an
orgasm while getting murdered.
606
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,987
[Solomon]
Community's morals
don't include homosexuality,
607
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,090
-shouldn't be forced
to start a GSA.
-[Howie] See, that's because
608
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,450
in the Constitution,
it clearly states all men
609
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,160
are created equal,
not all straight men.
610
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,078
And no one's forcing it
on the community.
611
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,848
Why shouldn't communities
have a right to censor plays
612
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,291
or change newspaper articles if
they incite harmful activity?
613
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,060
That's nice. All right,
well, I'm gonna kick your ass.
614
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,669
- Come at me!
- Oh, whoa. Hey.
615
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:25,921
The school board needs to
616
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,422
- stop shielding students
- Eyes.
617
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:28,649
- From meaningful discussions
- Hands.
618
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:29,549
Where are your hands?
619
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,219
About abortion, religion, sex...
620
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,821
- Your spirit animal is wounded.
- Politics...
621
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:34,885
You hit him with your car.
622
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,532
- Indeed, the very debate about
- Don't let him die.
623
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,016
Whether a GSA should be...
624
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,935
- Radiate likability.
- Officially...
625
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,269
be, should be,
626
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,522
Stop thinking about genies.
627
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,941
But who are they protecting?
628
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,317
Where are your hands?
629
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,476
[Solomon]
So why should a community
stand by a school play
630
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,114
if its characters
behave in a manner
631
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,741
that encourages lewd behavior?
632
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:58,370
Well, do we take
The Da Vinci Code
off the shelves
633
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,539
to keep kids from
stealing the Mona Lisa?
634
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:05,627
Who's my bitch now?
635
00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,379
Giles is dead.
636
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,131
They press him, John.
637
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,008
Press?
638
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,637
Great stones,
they lay upon his chest
639
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,514
until he pled aye or nay.
640
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,560
They say he give them
but two words.
641
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:26,481
"More weight," he says and died.
642
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,609
"More weight."
643
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,904
Ah, crap. I forget the rest.
644
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,948
Um... Okay.
That's a wrap, boys.
645
00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,616
I'm meeting
with Bellingham tomorrow
646
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,969
to get him to sign off
on Portland.
647
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,411
I thought you
already had approval.
648
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,996
I do. Relax.
649
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,665
I babysit his kid Jean, who's
completely obsessed with me.
650
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,667
Kids love me, just FYI,
651
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,168
so there won't be any problems.
652
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,129
This is a big problem.
653
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,589
I can't let you guys travel,
654
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,048
not under the school's name,
655
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,633
not without an approved budget,
656
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:57,596
a schedule,
and a faculty advisor.
657
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,320
- Are there conditions?
- What did he say?
658
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,641
I need to get
a faculty advisor to sign off,
659
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:04,436
and I know someone
who will do it, Mrs. Poluski.
660
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,955
- But what about money, though?
- Who's she?
661
00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,332
Because I'm working two shifts
and I definitely can't afford...
662
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,358
Relax, ladies. Relax.
663
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,777
We get reimbursed as long
as we collect all the receipts.
664
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,112
That's how the system works.
665
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,281
I'll just use my mom's
emergency credit card until...
666
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,575
Wait. Who is Mrs. Poluski?
667
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,456
Mrs. Poluski, these are
the other star competitors,
668
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,082
Howie and Solomon.
669
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:27,751
Guys, this is Mrs. Poluski.
670
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:32,464
Poluski is name
of Serbian rapist husband.
671
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,883
I am Oksana.
672
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,638
Oh, my God.
Did you just pay her?
673
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,401
- Let's talk about our uniforms.
- Uniform.
674
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,141
You have to wear a suit.
675
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:44,225
I don't own a suit.
676
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,494
Well, borrow one from Solomon.
677
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,436
Have you seen his wardrobe?
678
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,437
- Hey, Casey.
- Exactly.
679
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,332
[Diwata] He dresses like
he's already in this club,
680
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:50,523
so let's go with that.
681
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,691
[Howie] I'm not even his size.
682
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:52,895
[Diwata] We'll make it work.
683
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,947
Are you cheating on your
Internet girlfriend already?
684
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,118
["Rollercoaster" playing]
685
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,412
♪ So come a little closer ♪
686
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:07,832
♪ There is something
I can tell ya ♪
687
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,044
♪ You are such
A roller coaster ♪
688
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,880
♪ And a killer queen you are ♪
689
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,633
♪ We took the bones out
From the road ♪
690
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,302
♪ Those endless nights
That we traveled we stole... ♪
691
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:20,386
[knocking on door]
692
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,721
Come in.
693
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,475
♪ And lit a fire
While I waited for more ♪
694
00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,227
♪ And now I'm running
And I won't stop ♪
695
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,395
♪ I don't wanna go ♪
696
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,230
♪ I think about it
Every day and night ♪
697
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,815
♪ I can't let go ♪
698
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,650
♪ Hey, I'm never the same ♪
699
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:37,529
♪ It's a hundred miles an hour
On a dirt road running away ♪
700
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,989
♪ So come a little closer ♪
701
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:41,949
♪ There is something... ♪
702
00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:43,910
[switching through
radio stations]
703
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,995
Finally, no more
small-town radio.
704
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:49,582
♪ And you don't belong
To me, yeah, yeah ♪
705
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,377
Whoa. Dude,
that was aggressive.
706
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,339
Sorry. It's... that song.
707
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,674
What?
708
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,177
Fine.
709
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,973
So, [sighs] when I was nine,
710
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,391
I was a Boy Scout...
711
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,226
[Diwata heartily laughing]
712
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,936
What's funny about that?
713
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,063
Everything.
Literally everything.
714
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,275
Thank you. So,
for talent show that year,
715
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,878
all the other kids were doing,
like, wrestling moves
716
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,154
and tying knots,
717
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,156
and, um, I decided I was going
718
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,951
to make up my own dance
to that song.
719
00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:29,706
And the dance had all
these really special moves,
720
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:33,460
and I was gonna teach
all the other kids, but...
721
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:37,881
Don't feel bad.
722
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,090
Mary Warren got in trouble
723
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,176
for dancing naked
in the forest with Tituba.
724
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,677
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
725
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,555
Guys, Mary Warren is the star
726
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:46,973
of the new musical I'm writing.
727
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:50,560
It's time the leader of naked
forest dancing gets her due.
728
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,520
It's called "Crucible,"
729
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,689
based on Arthur Miller's play...
730
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,441
So what happened with the dance?
731
00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,777
Oh, um...
732
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,571
No, we... I actually
never ended up doing it.
733
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,950
I did archery, or they ran out
of time or something. I forget.
734
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,161
Wow. Really good story, Howie.
735
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,040
♪ Yeah, yeah
Freedom ♪
736
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:15,210
♪ Oh!
Freedom ♪
737
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:17,253
♪ Freedom ♪
738
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:24,552
Oh, guys, this competition
is gonna be so chill.
739
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:28,616
- [group leader] Holy...
- [competitors] Ghost!
740
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,641
- Holy...
- Ghost!
741
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:30,725
- Holy...
- Ghost!
742
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,643
- Holy...
- Ghost!
743
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,937
[indistinct chatter]
744
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,814
[girl 1]
There was blood in my eyes...
745
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,566
[girl 2]
And mama said, "Don't forget
your little brother,"
746
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,903
so I wrapped him up tight,
and off we went.
747
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:45,281
- Holy whoa.
- Excuse me.
748
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,450
[Solomon] This is...
749
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,035
This is cool.
750
00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:58,002
My first event is upstairs.
751
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:01,548
And mine's in the library,
so I need...
752
00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:06,594
I'm right here. So...
753
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,517
Okay, come on.
Circle up. Bring it in.
754
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,352
Can we get in a circle, please?
755
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,062
This is a triangle.
756
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,022
- Holy...
- Ghost!
757
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,732
Okay, I just want to say
758
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,068
don't be intimidated
by these guys, okay?
759
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:24,529
You guys have done
such amazing work
760
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:27,615
these last few weeks,
and you have something
they don't, okay?
761
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,699
So just remember that.
762
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,869
We have the Holy Spirit
on our side. Who's on yours?
763
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,121
A gay guy and an overachiever.
764
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,249
That's like our whole school.
765
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,461
[bell ringing]
766
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:44,007
[judge]
Welcome to the first roundof the Lincoln-Douglas debate.
767
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,801
Competitors, you have six
minutes to make your case.
768
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,636
[bell dings]
769
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,864
[speaking very quickly]
Resolved: When in conflict,
770
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,156
an individual's freedom of
speech should be valued over
771
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,934
a community's moral standard.
The response is that moral
standards have no standard...
772
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:58,646
This concept... page 170.
Contention one,
773
00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,957
oppression crushes
human dignity.
774
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,876
By its very definition,
oppression is cruel and unjust.
775
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,086
The question becomes,
how much weight should
we give to this pain?
776
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,279
Justice also maintains
credibility as a central value,
777
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:08,465
because the concept
which regulates the terms
of all social contracts
778
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,675
as well as being
an unlimited good...
779
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:10,575
[bell ringing]
780
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:14,120
People talk down to us because
they're looking down at us.
781
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,372
Being short in America today
782
00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,042
means that we're facing
a variety of prejudices,
783
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,419
and I am here to convince you
784
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,713
that those challenges
and prejudices
785
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:27,216
that height-challenged
Americans face today
786
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,970
are not only real,
but pervasive,
787
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,847
and they should be dealt with.
788
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,308
No matter what your size,
789
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,643
you can soar to new heights.
790
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:38,561
Thank you.
791
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,146
[audience applauds]
792
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:41,564
[bell ringing]
793
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:45,151
Join me on one woman's
extraordinary quest,
794
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,571
for though we all have to make
tough decisions in life,
795
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,990
a few of us will ever
make a decision as difficult
796
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:55,161
as Sophie's Choice,
by Alan Pakula.
797
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,421
[firm voice]
You may keep one
of your children.
798
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:08,383
[nervous voice]
I-I have to choose?
799
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,051
I cannot choose.
800
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,098
[firm voice]
Be quiet, or I will
send them both over there.
801
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:18,059
[judge]
Up next is contestant 89,
802
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,769
speaking for the opposition.
803
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,731
But we're supposed to deliver
804
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,651
our prepared topics, aren't we?
805
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,404
Right. You can speak
in agreement in round two.
806
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,906
For now, you need
to argue the opposition.
807
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:39,871
Um...
808
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,710
Okay.
809
00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:53,011
My opposition would be...
810
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,557
that short people...
811
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,601
are in fact...
812
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:05,606
less intelligent
than their taller counterparts.
813
00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:15,867
The speaker's weak thesis
814
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,120
was supported
by citing countless
815
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,706
well-known,
successful short people,
816
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,333
but where is the science?
817
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,962
If we're not using facts,
818
00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:32,800
then I could similarly surmise
819
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,513
that being short
does in fact make you stupid,
820
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:43,561
because you can't see as much
821
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,937
as taller people,
822
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,441
and you don't have
as big a brain cavity.
823
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,613
Using the speaker's logic,
824
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:58,618
I'd argue that being short
has a lot to do
825
00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,953
with how doomed you are in life.
826
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:04,707
Contestant 89,
827
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,085
you were supposed
to argue the opposition
828
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,920
to your own prepared topic.
829
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,475
Welcome to a tale of witchcraft,
830
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,770
where Puritan Mary Warren
stands before the courtroom
831
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,397
unsure of whether
or not telling the truth
832
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:32,193
will set her free,
or set her on fire.
833
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,861
So get ready.
834
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,363
And if you feel flames,
835
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,156
don't pull the fire alarm.
836
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,826
Things are just
really heating up in...
837
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:43,204
[audience murmuring]
838
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:46,332
The Crucible, by Arthur Miller.
839
00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,545
Why are you concealing?
840
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,131
Have you sold yourself
to Lucifer?
841
00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:55,484
[nervously]
I'm a good girl. I...
842
00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:56,676
Tituba made me do it!
843
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,302
She makes me drink blood!
844
00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,305
Blood? My baby's blood?
845
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,183
No. No, chicken blood.
846
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,768
I give she chicken blood.
847
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,695
[audience gasping and murmuring]
848
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,950
[speaking very quickly]
Clearly society
can have too much justice...
849
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:24,078
is human dignity.
People as diverse
as Martin Luther King, Jr...
850
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,974
Malcolm X, Susan B. Anthony
were willing to risk themselves
for this concept,
851
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,083
And that's why freedom
of speech isn't free at all.
852
00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,963
Contestant 43,
you have three minutes
853
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:35,256
for your rebuttal.
854
00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,993
- Congratulations.
- [announcer] A job well done,
855
00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:06,162
all those competitors
who have advanced.
856
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,040
Please proceed
to your next round.
857
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,417
For those who did not advance,
858
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,253
the cafeteria is available
for a short time
859
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,255
and accepts all
major credit cards.
860
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,926
Finally, congratulations
to the Holy Ghost Academy...
861
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,677
Hey, is that you, man?
862
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,763
I heard what you did
on your PS-Opp.
863
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:25,306
Can we get a picture?
864
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,558
[announcer]
Thanks to everyoneparticipating
865
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,102
in the 55th annual Portland...
866
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,187
Thanks, man.
867
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,273
What was that?
868
00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,359
It's nothing.
869
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,569
I made a mistake.
Can we go now?
870
00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,071
[girl]
That is the kid...
871
00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,239
I can't believe
I cared about this.
872
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:43,865
This is so stupid.
873
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,701
- Holy...
- Ghost!
874
00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:46,994
- Holy...
- Ghost!
875
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,287
- Holy...
- Ghost!
876
00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:49,413
- Holy...
- Ghost!
877
00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:50,497
- Holy...
- Ghost!
878
00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:54,835
Well... we can't just
go home now, can we?
879
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,337
- Holy...
- Ghost!
880
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,421
- Holy...
- Ghost!
881
00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:58,505
Come on.
882
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:03,469
[Solomon]
My parents are going to kill me
if I'm not home in time.
883
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:07,264
Chill out. It's happy hour,
and you don't look happy.
884
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:08,891
Get your fakes out.
885
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,434
My fake what?
886
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:17,608
No. We have to go home now.
887
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:19,026
Let's just vote on it.
888
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:26,117
[dance music playing]
889
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,291
I love how hot I am in gay bars.
890
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,375
[Howie chuckles]
891
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:40,171
Give him a second.
892
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,174
- You going? Okay.
- Yeah. You good?
893
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:43,258
Yeah.
894
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,183
Your friend looks
pretty miserable over there.
895
00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,602
It's been a long day.
896
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:55,438
Any suggestions?
897
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:13,831
They tell me not to write
about the mayor, I don't.
898
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,125
I don't write about
you and Healy, either.
899
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,295
I give in to everyone,
and where does it get me?
900
00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,297
Who told you about me and Healy?
901
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,345
I should still write
an article on it.
902
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,014
I might.
903
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,309
It's news, real news.
904
00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:35,620
He shouldn't be allowed
to teach at our school,
905
00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:36,479
and you...
906
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:37,622
You don't know
anything about what happened.
907
00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,775
I can guess,
but I know it's pretty gross,
908
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:41,900
and illegal.
909
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:51,118
First of all, I'm 18,
which means I'm an adult,
910
00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:52,745
so I can talk to
whoever I want, okay?
911
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,580
You look like
you could use a drink.
912
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,415
You look like
you could use a shower.
913
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:06,383
You know, it must be
really sad being you,
914
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,844
obsessed with
everyone else's life,
915
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:10,638
but not having one of your own.
916
00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,729
I don't want to be like this.
917
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:28,864
Then don't.
918
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:43,212
What?
919
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,588
What was that all about?
920
00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:47,967
The bartender gave me a Molly,
so I gave it to Solomon.
921
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,093
What?
922
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,754
He needs a little pick-me-up.
923
00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:52,972
You're crazy.
924
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,890
[Howie laughing]
I know.
925
00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,521
Didn't even get cast as Tituba.
926
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,732
Healy says it was a race thing,
which, in my opinion,
927
00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,901
is a totally amateur
point of view, but...
928
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:09,446
Baby girl,
you're not even black.
929
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:10,990
How you gonna be Tituba?
930
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,577
Uh, well, hold up, Waleed.
Back it up.
931
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:17,329
Historically, Tituba
was South American Arawak,
932
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,915
some shit like that, so...
Hey, Howie.
933
00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:21,584
Settle this debate for us.
934
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,377
You've read The Crucible, right?
935
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:24,295
[vomiting]
936
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:25,378
Oh, my God.
937
00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,632
- Really? Really, wonder boy?
- Hey.
938
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,593
Get somebody to clean this up.
939
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,844
[indistinct chatter]
940
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,220
I'm gonna go get the car.
941
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,097
[drunkenly] Ladies, man.
942
00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,600
Oh, it's so awesome.
943
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:41,562
Guess what. I'm a lady's man.
944
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,399
[sighs]
945
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:51,655
I try to get with girls,
but it's like...
946
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:54,366
- what's wrong with me?
- Okay, okay, okay, just...
947
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,785
Just calm down, buddy, okay?
948
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:57,745
I'm not handsome.
949
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:01,373
No. No, you're handsome.
It's just...
950
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,252
all of your shirts have
alligators on 'em.
951
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,296
It's like you're always
in a costume.
952
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,964
It's like you have
no personality.
953
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,966
All right? Maybe that's why
you have no friends.
954
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:12,676
Crap! They towed my car!
955
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,387
I was only maybe three feet
into the no parking zone.
956
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,389
Howie, what time
is the last bus home?
957
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,392
[announcer over PA]
Last call for bus 49,
958
00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:22,269
local service to Eugene,
959
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,104
first stop Salem.
960
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:26,625
- Bus leaving in three minutes.
- [Diwata] It's so slow.
961
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,524
Okay.
962
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,735
[announcer over PA]
All passengers should be aboard
963
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:33,239
for bus 49,
local service to Eugene,
964
00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:34,907
- first stop Salem.
- Thank you.
965
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,159
Bus leaves in three minutes.
966
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,411
Yes. Yes, it's all right.
967
00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:40,621
Okay?
968
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:42,330
Okay.
969
00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:43,582
Okay.
970
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,337
Ma'am, hi. So sorry.
971
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,005
This is the last bus
to Salem, right?
972
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,775
- [bus operator] It sure is.
- Oh, thank God.
973
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:55,010
[sighs in relief]
Okay, we would love
three tickets.
974
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,720
- [panting]
- Mmhmm.
975
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,180
Uh... Oh!
976
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,016
Wait. Where's Solomon?
977
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:02,869
[Howie] Is that him right...
978
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,937
- [Diwata] Oh, my God.
- [Howie] Solomon! Solomon!
979
00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:06,922
[Howie]
Solomon, what are you doing?
980
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,275
- I hate my clothes.
- [Diwata] Solomon!
981
00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:11,694
What the hell are you doing?
We're gonna miss the bus!
982
00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:12,778
Why do you hate me?
983
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,547
We could talk about this
when we're on the bus, okay?
984
00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:17,908
- Can we...
- Get him out! Oh, God.
985
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:18,992
[Solomon grunting]
986
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,845
Solomon, just,
just give me your hand, okay?
987
00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:22,288
- Stop it!
- Oh!
988
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,665
Guys, come on. You guys...
989
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:27,751
Where's my phone? Oh, no.
990
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:29,086
Sorry.
991
00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,298
I thought you'd be
more fun on drugs.
992
00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:34,091
Guys, I promise,
once we get on that bus,
993
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,968
we're gonna have
a good laugh about all this.
994
00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,055
Drugs?
995
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,598
You gave me drugs?
996
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:46,812
I thought this is
what being drunk was like.
997
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:56,488
Hi. We'd like your finest suite
near the Jacuzzi, please.
998
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,333
Okay, come on.
999
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:10,044
Go right... right there.
1000
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,128
There you go.
1001
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,921
[sighs]
Oh, my gosh.
1002
00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:15,799
Why does my head feel so heavy?
1003
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:19,053
Can you feel my head, please?
1004
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,220
Feel it.
1005
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,097
[Diwata and Howie giggling]
1006
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,599
[groaning]
1007
00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:25,601
Let me get you some water.
1008
00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,311
You're gonna be okay.
Let me just...
1009
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,440
I can't believe
you gave me drugs.
1010
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,275
What kind of drug is this?
1011
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:34,943
When is it gonna be over?
1012
00:52:35,027 --> 00:52:38,614
Okay, Solomon, I just texted
your mom so she won't worry.
1013
00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:40,616
[phone beeps]
1014
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,204
This is not our son.
1015
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,416
Call Marie.
1016
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,836
I can't believe all this stuff
is included with the room.
1017
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,839
Howie, free hot cocoa mix.
1018
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,006
It's free.
1019
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,555
Here you go. Drink that.
1020
00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:07,267
-Is my head
the same size as yours?
-[phone vibrating]
1021
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,187
Crap.
1022
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:12,773
Hi, Mom.
1023
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,193
Find out what to believe.
1024
00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,278
His parents are already
here at work.
1025
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,197
Well, you stay put, okay?
1026
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,491
Okay. Goodbye.
1027
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,993
They're in a hotel in Portland.
They're safe.
1028
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,163
I just don't see why we need
to rush there right now.
1029
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:30,016
They're gonna be home
first thing in the morning.
1030
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,167
Okay, it's all right.
I can go pick them up.
1031
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,062
I'll see if I can
take off from work.
1032
00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:36,088
I have to drive
Diwata's car home anyway.
1033
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,218
I knew it.
1034
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:44,221
I warned you this would happen
if we put him
in a public school,
1035
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:45,596
didn't I?
1036
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,183
I'll see you in the morning.
1037
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,645
What you thinking about, Howie?
1038
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,774
I'm thinking about
all the hot guys
1039
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:58,110
you promised I was gonna meet
at the competition.
1040
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,405
What are you
thinking about, Solomon?
1041
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:03,740
Abraham Lincoln.
1042
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,410
When I was a kid,
1043
00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,328
I got second place
in the national
1044
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,172
"Write and illustrate
your own book" contest.
1045
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,207
I wrote my book on him.
1046
00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:13,459
On Abraham Lincoln?
1047
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:15,586
[sighs]
As a teenager.
1048
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,840
I have such a deep respect
for Abraham Lincoln.
1049
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:22,759
Okay, when I was in fifth grade
I entered that competition,
1050
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:24,052
and it wasn't national.
1051
00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:25,596
It was just
three school districts.
1052
00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:28,265
Okay, that's enough.
We're going to the Jacuzzi.
1053
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,933
- It's a pool.
- It's water.
1054
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,857
Howie, I've got a plan.
1055
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,317
For our next tournament,
1056
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,027
we need to do
Group Interpretation.
1057
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,528
No, I'm done
with Speech and Debate.
1058
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,655
Group Interpretation
is what we should have done.
1059
00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:46,867
Next time, we'll compete
together with our own material.
1060
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,619
We're weaker on our own,
but together...
1061
00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:49,912
I'm quitting, too.
1062
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,789
Guys, don't get a bad attitude
1063
00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,417
because we lost once. Watch.
1064
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:08,555
Want some?
1065
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,724
Oh, no, not if there's
alcohol in it.
1066
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:14,269
Well, it's not
non-alcoholic wine, Diwata.
1067
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:15,979
I shouldn't then. I...
1068
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,024
Until I'm into
a good BFA program,
1069
00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:21,568
I need to protect
my singing voice, you know?
1070
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,821
Yeah, alcohol
dries out the chords.
1071
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:33,622
You know...
1072
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:38,460
someone who looks
a lot like you,
1073
00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:42,881
was checking out
the family planning center,
1074
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:46,218
across from the pizza shop
I work at last week.
1075
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,135
And...
1076
00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:57,646
I was just too scared to go in.
1077
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:01,066
'Cause I'm not sure I'm...
1078
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:07,197
I did one of those,
like, home tests,
1079
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:11,702
and it was, like,
kind of a line, maybe not.
1080
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:13,745
I can't go to my family doctor,
1081
00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:16,623
so I've gotta go back there
to get official results.
1082
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,876
Do you have someone
to go with you?
1083
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,254
Most of my friends are older,
1084
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,214
from theater camp, so...
1085
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:32,306
You know, as long as we figure
out the time-difference issue,
1086
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,682
I think there's totally a way
1087
00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:35,642
to integrate
teenage Abraham Lincoln
1088
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,228
into The Crucible,
my Mary Warren musical.
1089
00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:39,396
I told you about it, right?
1090
00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:41,857
So you have to tell me
the story when you're sober.
1091
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,525
Do not let me forget, okay?
1092
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,278
-[door unlocking]
-Uh... Hello. I put
the sign on the door.
1093
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:50,991
Mom.
1094
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,242
Don't say another word.
1095
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:56,204
You are on very thin ice.
1096
00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:57,372
I smell vomit.
1097
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,336
[school bell ringing]
1098
00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:08,382
Is this a joke?
1099
00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:10,302
Nine hundred
and thirty seven dollars.
1100
00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:12,179
Hotels, food, expenses.
1101
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:13,805
The entrance fees were,
like, 100 each.
1102
00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,557
Pool, furniture repair.
1103
00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:17,517
Your club was
never even approved.
1104
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,811
You don't even have
a faculty advisor.
1105
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,647
I supervise team.
1106
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,524
Who the hell are...
Who the hell is she?
1107
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,777
I work in cafeteria
for seven years.
1108
00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:28,820
Sir, we never intended...
1109
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:30,656
You all have parents
on the school board.
1110
00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:32,449
What is wrong with you?
1111
00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:35,202
You're lucky that
I don't suspend you all
1112
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,788
for fraudulently
representing our school.
1113
00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:41,041
You all have two weeks of
detention, and no more clubs.
1114
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:42,751
What about the school newspaper?
1115
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:44,920
You're joking, right?
1116
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:50,550
Journalism relies on morals,
ethics, and honesty.
1117
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,179
There is no way that this school
1118
00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:57,599
is gonna pay a dime
towards these bills.
1119
00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,189
I have some money saved up.
1120
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:05,816
Yeah, not enough to cover this.
1121
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,401
My mother's broke, Diwata.
1122
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,725
It's gonna take me all summer
to even put a dent in this.
1123
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:13,031
If I was running things,
we would have
at least followed the rules.
1124
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,756
If you were running things,
we never would have
made it to Portland.
1125
00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:40,183
[crickets chirping]
1126
00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:48,775
[Solomon on video]
Then I could similarly surmisethat short people...
1127
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:54,865
are stupider than taller people,
1128
00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:59,828
because you can't see as much
1129
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,538
as taller people,
1130
00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:05,459
and they have smaller brain...
1131
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:13,300
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
1132
00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,304
[student 1] Hey, you ain't
that tall either, Solomon.
1133
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,191
-[phone vibrates]
-[student 2] My brother's tall,
and he hates you.
1134
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,251
[James and Susan arguing]
1135
00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,712
[Solomon on video]
speaker's logic,
1136
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:54,382
I'd argue that being short
has a lot to do
1137
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:57,761
with how doomed you are in life.
1138
00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:00,180
[James]
Don't burden this on me again.
1139
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,241
[judge at debate]
You were supposedto argue the opposition.
1140
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:05,266
-[James] I don't know what
you want from me!
-[Susan] What are you talking...
1141
01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:22,907
[message sent tone playing]
1142
01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:02,826
[baby crying]
1143
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,383
[clears throat]
1144
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:21,761
Relax. You look
way too gay to be the father.
1145
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,722
Plus I used a fake name.
1146
01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:26,433
Diwata Obama?
1147
01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:35,066
Is it weird we're celebrating
my false alarm
1148
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,568
by giving me a food baby?
1149
01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,365
- What, too soon?
- Yeah, too soon. Too soon.
1150
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,162
You know you're
really lucky, right?
1151
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:50,582
I know.
1152
01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,046
Especially since
that guy, Mark...
1153
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:01,176
day after we did it, I...
1154
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:04,304
called just to say hey
or whatever, and he was like,
1155
01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:08,183
"I never would have slept with
you if I wasn't so wasted,"
1156
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,266
so...
1157
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:13,146
So you guys are...
getting married?
1158
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,564
[chuckles]
1159
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,413
[sarcastically]
Yep. It's a spring wedding.
1160
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,945
I have a surprise for you.
1161
01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:28,245
[laughs]
1162
01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:30,163
How did you get that?
1163
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:33,959
All the entries are
archived at the library.
1164
01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:36,419
Yep, he won second place.
1165
01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:38,421
Prepare thyself.
1166
01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,220
"Abraham was just 13 years old,
1167
01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,681
but he already loved
to read and learn.
1168
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:53,812
One day, he decided to journey
into town to the library
1169
01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:56,606
and see what adventures
he could find.
1170
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,735
He read a book
about the frontier,
1171
01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:02,862
and he built a log cabin.
1172
01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,201
He read a book about the law,
1173
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,995
and he became President."
1174
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,168
You didn't think I'd find out?
1175
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:20,630
How did you? They told you?
1176
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:21,756
Of course they told me.
1177
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,633
It's my credit card, Diwata.
1178
01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:27,178
And I am not busting my ass
nights at the hospital
1179
01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:29,931
for you to take my money
and throw it in the street.
1180
01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:33,393
Yeah. Well... sorry.
1181
01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:34,477
That's not good enough.
1182
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:36,896
You forged a signature
on the entry form.
1183
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,565
Oksana works in the building.
1184
01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,025
No theater camp,
1185
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:43,945
and you're going back
to Olive Garden until
this debt is paid off.
1186
01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:45,280
I already called them.
1187
01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:57,876
He didn't come to school today.
1188
01:03:58,293 --> 01:03:59,419
He'll survive.
1189
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,382
Remember that show on MTV
1190
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:06,509
where the bully pulls
the nerd's pants down,
1191
01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:09,554
but the nerd's, you know,
well endowed,
1192
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,139
so he becomes really popular?
1193
01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,099
Yeah.
1194
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,354
-So?
-So this is
the opposite of that.
1195
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:19,898
Solomon needs us.
1196
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:26,780
I mean, I always knew you guys
had a big house, but...
1197
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:28,781
whoa.
1198
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,951
You could play baseball
out here.
1199
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,371
Or do Shakespeare in the yard.
1200
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:37,540
"Deny thy father,
and refuse thy name."
1201
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:40,001
Have fun playing the nurse.
1202
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,589
The lights are pretty.
1203
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,174
Did your mom put 'em up?
1204
01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:48,258
Where is Mom?
1205
01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:51,513
She out banning some books?
1206
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:54,307
Burning them?
1207
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,352
I think my parents
are breaking up.
1208
01:04:57,685 --> 01:04:59,270
I don't even want
to finish school.
1209
01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:01,231
Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
1210
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:02,607
Why should I go back?
1211
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:06,653
You even said
I have no personality.
1212
01:05:07,362 --> 01:05:09,030
I have no friends.
1213
01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:13,618
And now...
1214
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:17,705
I lost my virginity
with my sweatshirt on.
1215
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:18,623
What?
1216
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:22,127
I feel bad.
He looks like he's gonna kill
himself, so I'm just saying...
1217
01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:27,465
No one knows that.
1218
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:33,304
I was home on my mom's bed.
1219
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,098
[chuckles]
Oh, my God.
1220
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:38,059
My pants were around my ankles,
1221
01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,062
wearing this lame
sweatshirt. I...
[scoffs]
1222
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:45,275
It was a hand-me-down
from my cousin, and...
1223
01:05:47,735 --> 01:05:50,029
I had to throw it away. I...
1224
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:52,157
couldn't look at it
after it was over.
1225
01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,203
Could have at least
had a nice one on.
1226
01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:02,208
I have a Champion sweatshirt
I like.
1227
01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:08,715
Your turn.
1228
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,468
Oh, my God. I...
1229
01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,594
Say something.
1230
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,100
I'm in love with Diwata.
1231
01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,023
Um...
1232
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,319
Okay.
1233
01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:34,782
Okay, um...
1234
01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,994
[takes a deep breath]
1235
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,081
Before, in the car,
1236
01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:44,209
I lied.
1237
01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:49,672
The dance in Scouts
to "Freedom",
1238
01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:52,425
I did teach the kids.
1239
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:55,929
And I got up, and I did it,
1240
01:06:56,763 --> 01:07:00,058
complete with all of these
crazy, like...
1241
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,518
flaming moves.
1242
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:08,107
And while I was dancing,
the Scout leaders,
1243
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:13,571
they were trying to hide
that they were laughing,
1244
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,490
like really laughing.
1245
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,951
And they were, like,
1246
01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:21,663
shifting their weight
and coughing,
1247
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,081
but it was obvious.
1248
01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:28,086
And the guy that my mom
was dating at the time...
1249
01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:32,340
he actually stood up...
1250
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:35,510
stopped the music,
1251
01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:38,429
and made me walk
back to my seat.
1252
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:46,521
I dropped out of Scouts
1253
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,982
because the kids
started calling me...
1254
01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:51,693
Miss Gay BSA.
1255
01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:54,279
BSA?
1256
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,073
Bathing suit areas...
1257
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,866
- No, idiot...
- From stranger danger?
1258
01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:00,326
Boy Scouts of America.
1259
01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:04,831
Solomon, you know
you're grounded. Get inside.
1260
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,834
Guys, I have to go.
1261
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:12,606
[The Crucible playing]
None of you confessed?
1262
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,299
There been many confessed.
1263
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:16,801
-Who are they?-There be a hundredor more, they say.
1264
01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:17,884
And Giles?
1265
01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,179
Giles is dead.
1266
01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,474
They press him, John.
1267
01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:24,392
Press?
1268
01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,936
Great stones,
they lay upon his chest
1269
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,521
until he plead aye or nay.
1270
01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:32,025
They say he give 'em
but two words.
1271
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:35,737
"More weight," he says and died.
1272
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,239
More weight.
1273
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:40,408
Add another stone.
Make him speak.
1274
01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:42,785
More weight.
1275
01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:43,745
Give us a name!
1276
01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:46,664
[Marie]
Diwata, you want dinner?
I'm leaving now.
1277
01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:49,751
[sighs]
Mother, please die
so you will be dead.
1278
01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:54,631
I hate eating where I work.
It's embarrassing.
1279
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,984
[Marie]
Well, you get a discount here.
I'm not loaded, you know.
1280
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,093
I know, I know,
but everyone here knows me.
1281
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,346
Like, everyone's gonna want
to stop and talk to me.
1282
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:02,388
Diwata.
1283
01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:03,473
[plate crashes on table]
1284
01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:08,728
Did you hear?
1285
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:11,189
Our local nut case is
a star on YouTube now.
1286
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,982
He screamed at us
at board meetings,
1287
01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:15,860
and suddenly he's a star
with a fan base.
1288
01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,320
Seriously? A lot of people.
1289
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,989
Yeah. It's, like, 50,000 hits.
1290
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,874
Oh, there's James.
Is he by himself?
1291
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:31,894
Should we invite him to join us?
1292
01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:32,918
- What? No.
- Should we?
1293
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,021
- We should.
- Mom, no. Please don't.
1294
01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,296
- We should. James.
- No.
1295
01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:36,714
Come here.
1296
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,053
James, how's Solomon doing?
1297
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:45,056
He'll come around.
He's just going through
a rough spot right now.
1298
01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:47,100
So you don't know.
1299
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,643
- Diwata.
- No, it's okay.
1300
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,520
It's okay.
It's okay. It's fine.
1301
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,523
Being an adult doesn't mean
1302
01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,150
that you suddenly
have the answers to everything.
1303
01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,903
What do you think
I should tell him?
1304
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,366
Uh... That you love him.
Start there.
1305
01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:07,537
I'm gonna be such a better
parent than you guys, just FYI.
1306
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:10,873
Could you excuse us
for a second?
1307
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,834
Diwata.
1308
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000
What?
1309
01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:22,844
Do you think my life is easy?
1310
01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:25,888
That I enjoy eating
1311
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:27,724
at the restaurant
where my daughter works?
1312
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:29,308
- Mom...
- No, no, no, no, no.
1313
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:30,560
You're an adult.
1314
01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:33,020
We're on a first-name basis.
You call me Marie.
1315
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,939
No, I don't want to.
1316
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,649
Then let me be your mother.
1317
01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:41,028
Please, please,
you have to respect me,
1318
01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:44,490
and you need to stop
floating through your life
1319
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,492
like none of this is real,
1320
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:50,329
because everything I did,
at your age,
1321
01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:53,332
is what my life is now.
1322
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,211
- Okay?
- I'm sorry.
1323
01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:58,337
- Okay?
- I'm sorry.
1324
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,798
I'm sorry, too. Come here.
1325
01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:03,176
[toilet flushing]
1326
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,428
Oh! Oh, no.
1327
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:08,054
[Marie laughing]
1328
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,854
♪ When the worldTurns against you ♪
1329
01:11:14,937 --> 01:11:17,857
♪ And you cannot go on ♪
1330
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:20,777
♪ When your pantsGet pulled down ♪
1331
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:24,071
♪ And you'd ratherHave them on ♪
1332
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:26,783
♪ When you got zero friends ♪
1333
01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:29,452
♪ And you can't get a date ♪
1334
01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:34,791
♪ Tell your pant-pullersBring it on ♪
1335
01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:37,293
More weight.
1336
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:45,218
♪ When your town isClose-minded ♪
1337
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:48,304
♪ And the eldersGet their way ♪
1338
01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:51,265
♪ So you dye your hair blonde ♪
1339
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:54,435
♪ And you dance like a lady ♪
1340
01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:57,313
♪ When you wanted the lead ♪
1341
01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:00,399
♪ But 'cause of crapYou must wait ♪
1342
01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:05,321
♪ Tell those crap-heapersHeap it on ♪
1343
01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:07,156
More weight.
1344
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:12,203
♪ Lay it on ♪
1345
01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:14,914
More weight.
1346
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:18,668
♪ Until I'm gone ♪
1347
01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:22,171
More weight.
1348
01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:23,923
Bitch, sit on my chest
1349
01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,967
with heavy piles of hate.
1350
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:29,887
More weight.
1351
01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:41,478
[notification tone playing]
1352
01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:17,351
[man]
What do you want?
1353
01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:20,479
Uh, I want...
I want your advice.
1354
01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:22,189
[man] Go away!
1355
01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:24,191
I just want to talk to you.
1356
01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:26,861
[man]
You're on my property.
You've been formerly warned.
1357
01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:27,944
Go away.
1358
01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:31,073
I'll fix your pothole.
1359
01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:35,118
[man] Come in.
1360
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,813
What do you want?
1361
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:05,900
Um...
1362
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,611
Well...
1363
01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:13,115
you're a really big star
on YouTube.
1364
01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,577
Ah, that's my sister's doing.
1365
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,163
I don't use electricity anymore.
1366
01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:21,082
They can track it backwards now.
1367
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:24,919
So what do you want?
1368
01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:32,718
I screwed up a lot
of stuff, and now...
1369
01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:35,388
I don't know what to do.
No one'll listen to me.
1370
01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:39,308
How do you get people
to listen to you?
1371
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:42,603
And now, I mean, they love you.
1372
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,525
Well, you know,
getting people to listen to you
1373
01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:50,111
is kind of the opposite
of getting people to like you.
1374
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,193
You know, they tell me,
"Stick to your two minutes."
1375
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:56,951
I remind them that I'm gonna
speak until I'm done speaking.
1376
01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:58,494
They can arrest me.
1377
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:02,915
I'm using their stage for my
needs, not theirs, my terms.
1378
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,710
Life is a stage.
1379
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,090
Life is a stage.
1380
01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:15,261
What are you doing here?
1381
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:21,517
I mean, somebody send you
to spy on me?
1382
01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:22,977
Oh, no.
1383
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,146
- No?
- But... UH...
1384
01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:29,025
-Thank you very much
for your time.
-Come here.
1385
01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,203
[crashing]
1386
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,459
Are you insane?
1387
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:47,960
Oh, God!
1388
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,754
I'm grounded.
You can't be here.
1389
01:15:49,837 --> 01:15:50,837
Howie's here, too.
1390
01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:53,674
Life is a stage.
1391
01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:56,052
- What?
- We're in detention forever.
1392
01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:58,262
We can't be in clubs or the play
1393
01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:00,931
or newspapers,
but school board meetings
1394
01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:02,349
all have an open mike portion.
1395
01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:04,602
Diwata's right.
We're letting them shut us up.
1396
01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:07,980
We kind of came up
with this thing.
1397
01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:12,026
Okay, so at the meetings,
they have to let us say
whatever we want.
1398
01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,109
Why don't we do it in a way
that they won't forget?
1399
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,365
Honestly, what do you
have to lose?
1400
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,920
What on earth?
1401
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,130
What are all
these newscasters doing here?
1402
01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,638
Nice turnout.
1403
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,181
Told you I got my peeps.
1404
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:44,517
Custodial staffs love me,
just FYI.
1405
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:50,231
[principal Bellingham]
We are very proud to haveSalem County's Crimson Tides
1406
01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:53,234
lead us today in
the Pledge of Allegiance.
1407
01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,322
[all]
I pledge allegiance
to the flag
1408
01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,658
of the United States of America
1409
01:17:00,741 --> 01:17:03,452
and to the republic,
for which it stands,
1410
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,788
one nation, under God,
1411
01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:08,457
indivisible, with liberty
and justice...
1412
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,917
- for all.
- For Paul.
1413
01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:11,877
Ha, how 'bout those Tides?
1414
01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:15,339
Well, welcome... all of you.
1415
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:17,883
I'm not sure we...
1416
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,845
why we have such
a full house tonight,
1417
01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:25,683
but... Nor am I clear
on who contacted the ACLU.
1418
01:17:25,850 --> 01:17:28,286
-[light clapping and cheering]
-[Principal Bellingham
chuckles]
1419
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:29,979
I just want to assure everyone
1420
01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:33,190
that nothing is decided
without hearing
1421
01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:35,943
any of the community's concerns.
1422
01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:37,903
Tonight's meeting uh...
1423
01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:40,156
is going to be
an open and fair one
1424
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:44,326
in which everyone will have
the chance to speak.
1425
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:48,789
However, as per longstanding
town bylaws,
1426
01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:51,959
the press will not be able
1427
01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,837
to report or film inside.
1428
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:58,007
There are exits on both sides
of the back of the room.
1429
01:17:58,090 --> 01:17:59,758
What's the point
of humiliating ourselves
1430
01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,051
if nobody's gonna even see it?
1431
01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:03,512
We still have one incognito
camera. All we need is one.
1432
01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:05,472
You banned my brother,
1433
01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,142
but you can't stop
the flood, Bellingham.
1434
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:09,727
Guess what. The city called.
1435
01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:12,771
They want their
first amendment rights back!
1436
01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:15,232
Who's with me? ACLU?
1437
01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:17,818
Yeah. Well, I'm a small
independent nation
1438
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:19,820
with a great big army.
No, no, no, no!
1439
01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:21,864
I appreciate diversity,
1440
01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:25,576
-but hoodlum antics
will not be tolerated.
-Say hi to YouTube, bitches!
1441
01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:28,871
Guys, this isn't the first time
we've done this.
1442
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,040
I got a bad feeling about this.
1443
01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,893
That's what you said
about the Portland trip,
and that was amazing.
1444
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,293
Portland was
a hellish experience.
1445
01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:37,177
Well, yeah, Portland was
the worst day of our lives,
but just stay calm.
1446
01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:48,682
Everyone must stick to
their three-minute open mike.
1447
01:18:49,141 --> 01:18:50,893
This is for your own benefit,
1448
01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:54,521
so everyone gets
the chance to speak.
1449
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,650
Okay? And with that said,
1450
01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:58,733
um...
1451
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:02,071
the first at the open mike is...
1452
01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:05,115
Diwata Jones.
1453
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,885
Hi. I'm Diwata Jones.
1454
01:19:24,969 --> 01:19:27,805
Though some of you
might know me as Sister Berthe
1455
01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:30,683
from sophomore year's
production
of The Sound of Music.
1456
01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:32,518
[light clapping]
1457
01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:36,355
Before me is the set
for Once Upon a Mattress.
1458
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:39,650
Sadly, I will not
be participating
1459
01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,194
in this year's show
due to miscasting.
1460
01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:44,905
As disturbing as
this news has been
1461
01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:47,157
to a lot of people
in the community,
1462
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,993
I'm grateful it's led me
1463
01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:52,496
to an amazing new group
of people here at North Salem.
1464
01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:57,710
I recently became part
of the newly-formed
Speech and Debate team,
1465
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,462
the first team
in the school's history
1466
01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:03,716
to almost make it
to octo-finals
1467
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:07,094
at the highly prestigious
Portland Invitational.
1468
01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:09,638
[light clapping]
1469
01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:14,435
And now, with
my remaining two minutes,
1470
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:17,021
I'd like to show you
our team's work
1471
01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,523
to prove that the school
should support,
1472
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,318
metaphorically and financially,
1473
01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,361
our worthwhile endeavor.
1474
01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,114
Arnie, lights.
1475
01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:30,492
- [bell ringing]
- [audience chattering]
1476
01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:35,622
Where am I?
1477
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,083
I must have fallen
through a wormhole
1478
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,085
and traveled back in time.
1479
01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,504
But to when?
1480
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,426
And to where?
1481
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,392
♪ Boy, what you doin'? ♪
1482
01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:57,227
♪ Boy, what you thinkin'? ♪
1483
01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,146
♪ Boy, what's your name? ♪
1484
01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:01,023
♪ It's Abraham Lincoln ♪
1485
01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:04,818
♪ I've landed in a land
That's strange and foreign ♪
1486
01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:06,028
♪ Tell me your name ♪
1487
01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:08,197
♪ It's Mary Warren ♪
1488
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,740
♪ Boy, this is Salem ♪
1489
01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:11,575
♪ I just had my trial ♪
1490
01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:15,329
♪ They think I'm a witch
They think I'm vile ♪
1491
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:16,997
♪ They said
Girl, you'll hang ♪
1492
01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:18,624
♪ You must confess ♪
1493
01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:21,710
♪ So I lied and said
Yes, I am possessed ♪
1494
01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:23,337
♪ You held it in ♪
1495
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,215
♪ I held it in ♪
1496
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:28,801
♪ But, Mary, you lied ♪
1497
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,636
♪ I held it in ♪
1498
01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:33,263
♪ Don't you feel awful? ♪
1499
01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:35,891
♪ Yes, but I'm alive ♪
1500
01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:37,184
This girl is headstrong.
1501
01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:40,938
♪ Abe, I lied in court
But what the heck ♪
1502
01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,273
♪ I lost my honor ♪
1503
01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:47,736
♪ Not my neck ♪
1504
01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:53,242
Today is a tough day for me.
1505
01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:56,078
I was just on my way
to have a talk with my parents.
1506
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,996
What kind of talk, Abraham?
1507
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,833
Oh, you know. I just wanted
to share with them
1508
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,168
that I'm a little different,
that I love them,
1509
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,879
but I also love
the way army men look,
1510
01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,965
in and out of their uniforms.
1511
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:11,301
Wow. Too bad there's no place
1512
01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,053
for you to share your feelings.
1513
01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:15,389
Why don't you join
the Recycling Club?
1514
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:19,101
You don't have to talk about
what's on your mind
when you can recycle.
1515
01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:20,644
Do you want my advice, Abraham?
1516
01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:22,187
Yes, Mary Warren.
1517
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:23,355
♪ Hold it in ♪
1518
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:26,066
♪ I want to share my feelings ♪
1519
01:22:26,150 --> 01:22:28,444
♪ No, don't be obscene ♪
1520
01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:31,029
♪ Just hold it in ♪
1521
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,365
♪ But my voice matters ♪
1522
01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:36,910
♪ Not if you're a teen
Swallow your feelings ♪
1523
01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:40,706
♪ Don't you want to run
The country someday? ♪
1524
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,749
♪ Yes, you think
I can do it? ♪
1525
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:44,460
♪ Not if you're gay ♪
1526
01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:48,213
♪ But, Mary, speaking
My mind is not a sin ♪
1527
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:52,843
♪ Trust me, I'm a Puritan ♪
1528
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,887
♪ Hold it in ♪
1529
01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:57,014
♪ Yeah ♪
1530
01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:59,766
♪ Keep your feelings inside ♪
1531
01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:01,768
♪ Just hold it in ♪
1532
01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:04,605
♪ Girl, I can't lie ♪
1533
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:07,107
♪ Just swallow your pride ♪
1534
01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:08,108
Please don't riff.
1535
01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:09,693
♪ If I hold it in ♪
1536
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,737
♪ I'll lose my bravery ♪
1537
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:15,407
♪ If you hold it in
You will end slavery ♪
1538
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,117
♪ You win ♪
1539
01:23:17,201 --> 01:23:18,827
♪ I win ♪
1540
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,539
[together]
-♪ If you hold ♪-♪ If I hold ♪
1541
01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:29,588
♪ It in ♪
1542
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:33,758
♪ Yeah ♪
1543
01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:42,935
Two teenagers, lost,
1544
01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:45,687
separated by different times,
1545
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,857
yet united in their quest
to speak their minds.
1546
01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:52,569
Far-fetched? Perhaps.
1547
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:56,907
But far from true? Far from it.
1548
01:23:57,533 --> 01:24:00,410
Teenagers today are holding
lots of things inside...
1549
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:05,040
like feelings,
fears, and fetuses.
1550
01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,709
But by keeping these things
hidden inside,
1551
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:10,963
who are kids really helping?
1552
01:24:11,338 --> 01:24:12,464
Themselves?
1553
01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:16,301
Or the adults who would
rather ignore these subjects
1554
01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:17,970
than have to engage them?
1555
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:23,267
After all, do we live
in Salem, Oregon,
1556
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:28,105
or Salem, Massachusetts,
circa 1692?
1557
01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:31,483
Puritanism seems to be
alive and well in Salem,
1558
01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:35,529
so I ask, would Mary Warren's
naked forest dancing
1559
01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:37,322
be any more welcome today?
1560
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,074
Let's find out.
1561
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:42,160
Arnie!
1562
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:47,332
["Freedom '90" playing]
1563
01:24:51,295 --> 01:24:54,089
♪ I was every little
Hungry schoolgirl's ♪
1564
01:24:54,172 --> 01:24:55,257
♪ Pride and joy ♪
1565
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:57,676
♪ And I guess
It was enough for me ♪
1566
01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:02,264
♪ I think there's something
You should know ♪
1567
01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,891
♪ I think it's time
I told you so ♪
1568
01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:07,102
♪ There's something
Deep inside of me... ♪
1569
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,563
Featured ensemble, my ass.
1570
01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:12,858
♪ Take back your picture
In a frame ♪
1571
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,611
♪ Take back your singing
In the rain ♪
1572
01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:17,904
♪ I just hope you understand ♪
1573
01:25:17,988 --> 01:25:20,365
♪ Sometimes the clothes
Do not make the man ♪
1574
01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:23,869
♪ All we have to do now... ♪
1575
01:25:32,502 --> 01:25:36,840
♪ Is take these lies
And make them true ♪
1576
01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:37,965
♪ Somehow ♪
1577
01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:42,095
♪ All we have to see ♪
1578
01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,931
♪ Is that I don't belong
To you ♪
1579
01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:48,226
♪ And you don't belong
To me, yeah yeah ♪
1580
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:51,897
♪ Freedom
Freedom ♪
1581
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,651
♪ Freedom ♪
1582
01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:58,403
♪ You've gotta give
For what you take ♪
1583
01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:00,447
♪ Freedom ♪
1584
01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:02,949
♪ Freedom ♪
1585
01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:05,535
♪ Freedom ♪
1586
01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:08,830
♪ You've gotta give
For what you take ♪
1587
01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:12,542
♪ Heaven knows we sure
Had some fun boy ♪
1588
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,253
♪ What a kick
Just a buddy and me ♪
1589
01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,382
♪ What a kick
Just a buddy and me ♪
1590
01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:22,094
We aren't leaving
until we have a GSA!
1591
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,888
We won't rest until
Mary Rodgers' real lines
1592
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,431
are put back into
the school play!
1593
01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:29,226
We won't stop until
the newspaper can write
1594
01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:32,437
about issues that actually
concern the student body.
1595
01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:34,064
We won't stop...
1596
01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:38,568
until people are held
accountable for their actions.
1597
01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:40,153
Try and stop us!
1598
01:26:40,237 --> 01:26:42,406
You can't possibly
stop us from...
1599
01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:43,809
[man in audience]
What's going on?
1600
01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:01,133
Saw your video online.
1601
01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:02,676
You were awesome.
1602
01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:09,682
Thanks.
1603
01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:10,808
[shushes]
1604
01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:27,159
Oksana recorded it on her Razr,
so the quality's shit,
1605
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,244
but 84 views.
1606
01:27:29,327 --> 01:27:30,662
We might go viral, people.
1607
01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:32,080
Can I see, please?
1608
01:27:32,873 --> 01:27:34,583
If those 84 people
tell their friends,
1609
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:35,917
who tell their friends...
1610
01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:38,044
I say we monetize
my YouTube account
1611
01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:39,480
- instantly. I'm serious.
- [reporter] Hey.
1612
01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:40,380
Guys, look.
1613
01:27:40,464 --> 01:27:41,464
Hey.
1614
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,512
Are you guys students here?
1615
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:49,264
Yeah.
1616
01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:51,748
We've been hearing there have
been some issues with teachers.
1617
01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:53,101
Censorship.
1618
01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:54,394
And a play was rewritten
1619
01:27:54,478 --> 01:27:55,854
without the author's permission.
1620
01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:58,482
Do you guys know
anything about that?
1621
01:27:59,149 --> 01:28:00,400
Yeah. This is your guy.
1622
01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:02,778
He'll tell you everything
you need to know.
1623
01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:03,986
Okay.
1624
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,114
Hey. I'm Solomon.
1625
01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:08,116
I used to work
for the school paper.
1626
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,201
Rachel. Nice to meet you.
1627
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,284
Nice to meet you.
1628
01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,913
So do you like working
at the school paper?
1629
01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:15,457
[chuckles] Uh...
1630
01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:17,417
It was something else. Uh...
1631
01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:21,412
-[message received tone plays]
-[Solomon] Well, I started
when I was a sophomore.
1632
01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:23,173
That was last year.
1633
01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:24,299
At the beginning,
1634
01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:26,843
it seemed like a better choice
than yearbook...
1635
01:28:26,927 --> 01:28:28,094
What?
1636
01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:30,388
- What?
- No, this has got to be a joke.
1637
01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:31,515
What?
1638
01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:34,309
- [Solomon] Anyway...
- What? Accept it!
1639
01:28:34,392 --> 01:28:35,393
No!
1640
01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:37,312
You didn't realize
he was into you?
1641
01:28:37,395 --> 01:28:38,313
No.
1642
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:39,564
You... What about gaydar?
1643
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,733
It was turned off.
I was too nervous.
1644
01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:43,276
This is crazy.
1645
01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:44,277
[message received tone playing]
1646
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,529
No.
1647
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:46,822
What?
1648
01:28:46,947 --> 01:28:48,406
He says he wants
to go out on a date.
1649
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:49,991
Oh, my God.
1650
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:51,743
That is amazing.
1651
01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:53,870
[Solomon]
have a point of viewon my own school.
1652
01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:59,125
I had to report on topics
that were already decided on,
1653
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,628
and that's the opposite
of reporting.
1654
01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,842
But the newspaper,
the arts, our clubs,
1655
01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:10,136
Look. That's him. That's him.
1656
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:11,638
What's important to our lives.
1657
01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:15,517
But all of these things,
1658
01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:18,687
they were just a symptom
of the larger problem.
1659
01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:21,690
No one was listening to us.
1660
01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:24,860
Well, Solomon, we're on air,
1661
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:28,196
and you're talking
to five million people.
1662
01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:31,366
I promise someone's
listening now.
1663
01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:38,164
[Solomon]
Well, it all startedwith a pothole.
1664
01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:43,503
[Kristin Chenoweth]
So this next song is writtenby one of my superfans.
1665
01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:45,046
Her name is Diwata Jones.
1666
01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:48,341
I thought I'd sing it and send
some love back her way...
1667
01:29:48,425 --> 01:29:51,303
since she loves everything
I post on Twitter.
1668
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:52,929
Here we go.
1669
01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:56,099
♪ Boys don't seem to like me
For who I am ♪
1670
01:29:56,182 --> 01:29:59,060
♪ I'm not good at romancin' ♪
1671
01:29:59,269 --> 01:30:02,480
♪ Others pleasing men by
Acting like they're witches ♪
1672
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:05,108
♪ Doing naked forest dancin' ♪
1673
01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:06,985
♪ I know a girl
Who's good at singing ♪
1674
01:30:07,068 --> 01:30:08,612
♪ Like a dying squirrel ♪
1675
01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:11,740
♪ And another who still
Wants to choose her ♪
1676
01:30:11,823 --> 01:30:14,743
♪ But even when we feel
Like we are losing out ♪
1677
01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:18,121
♪ That doesn't make us losers ♪
1678
01:30:18,204 --> 01:30:22,042
♪ 'Cause I'm flying free when
I am me ♪
1679
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:25,170
♪ When you are you
When we are we ♪
1680
01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:28,214
♪ We're flying free
If we are three ♪
1681
01:30:28,298 --> 01:30:31,301
♪ So you be you
And I'll be me ♪
1682
01:30:31,384 --> 01:30:34,262
♪ Together, together ♪
1683
01:30:34,346 --> 01:30:36,931
♪ Good times are
Just beginning ♪
1684
01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:40,060
♪ When you try your best
Then you are the best ♪
1685
01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:45,023
♪ You're a loser
Who is winning ♪
1686
01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:51,279
♪ Sometimes others think
That different is bad ♪
1687
01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:54,532
♪ They're scared
Unwilling to wager ♪
1688
01:30:54,616 --> 01:30:57,786
♪ Sometimes judgey people
Just don't understand ♪
1689
01:30:57,869 --> 01:31:00,538
♪ That who you are
Is how God made you ♪
1690
01:31:00,622 --> 01:31:03,750
♪ Even when the bad guys
Pull ahead ♪
1691
01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:06,711
♪ We're fighting for
Our survival ♪
1692
01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:10,006
♪ The race is long
We won't give up ♪
1693
01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:13,259
♪ Even when
We don't make finals ♪
1694
01:31:13,343 --> 01:31:17,138
♪ 'Cause I'm flying free
When I am me ♪
1695
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:20,266
♪ When you are you
When we are we ♪
1696
01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:23,561
♪ We're flying free
If we are three ♪
1697
01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:26,606
♪ So you be you
And I'll be me ♪
1698
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,442
♪ Together, together ♪
1699
01:31:29,526 --> 01:31:32,278
♪ Some girls will
Always be thinner ♪
1700
01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:35,281
♪ If we try our best
Then we are the best ♪
1701
01:31:35,365 --> 01:31:38,493
♪ This loser is a winner ♪
1702
01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:41,788
♪ Just be yourself
And you'll come in first ♪
1703
01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:48,795
♪ Even if the world
Thinks you are the worst ♪
1704
01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:53,550
♪ The worst ♪
1705
01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,761
♪ I'm flying free
When I am me ♪
1706
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:59,931
♪ When you are you
When we are we ♪
1707
01:32:00,014 --> 01:32:03,059
♪ We're flying free
If we are three ♪
1708
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:06,062
♪ So you be you
And I'll be me ♪
1709
01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:08,773
♪ Together, together ♪
1710
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:11,735
♪ Our good times
Are just beginning ♪
1711
01:32:11,818 --> 01:32:14,863
♪ If we try our best
Then we are the best ♪
1712
01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:17,991
♪ Just be yourself
And forget the past ♪
1713
01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,077
♪ Love your weirdo self
Through thick and thin ♪
1714
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:25,331
♪ If you love yourself
Then you always win ♪
1715
01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:32,380
♪ You win ♪
1716
01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:42,140
♪ Oh, together,
Whoa, together ♪
1717
01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,851
♪ Good times are
Just beginning ♪
1718
01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:47,979
♪ If we try our best
Then we are the best ♪
1719
01:32:48,062 --> 01:32:54,944
♪ We're losers
Who are winning ♪
1720
01:32:56,696 --> 01:33:01,576
♪ We're winning ♪
1721
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,578
♪ Yeah ♪
1722
01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:09,417
♪ We're winning ♪
1723
01:33:15,215 --> 01:33:17,383
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1724
01:33:18,092 --> 01:33:20,428
[instrumental music playing]
1725
01:34:31,249 --> 01:34:33,209
[instrumental music playing]
1726
01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:51,352
♪ How do you solve
A problem like Maria? ♪
1727
01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:54,898
♪ How do you catch a cloud
And pin it down? ♪
1728
01:34:54,981 --> 01:34:58,234
♪ How do you find the words
That mean Maria? ♪
1729
01:34:58,318 --> 01:35:00,028
♪ A flibbertigibbet
A will-o'-the wisp ♪
1730
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,614
♪ A clown ♪
1731
01:35:09,829 --> 01:35:10,955
Where am I?
1732
01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:13,082
I must have fallen
through a wormhole
1733
01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:14,834
and traveled back in time.
1734
01:35:17,337 --> 01:35:20,924
♪ If I hold it in
I'll lose my bravery ♪
1735
01:35:21,007 --> 01:35:24,886
♪ If you hold it in
You will end slavery ♪
1736
01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:26,346
♪ You win ♪
1737
01:35:26,429 --> 01:35:28,139
♪ I win ♪
1738
01:35:28,222 --> 01:35:31,768
[together]
-♪ If you hold ♪-♪ If I hold ♪
1739
01:35:31,851 --> 01:35:38,024
♪ It in ♪
1740
01:35:42,028 --> 01:35:43,028
♪ Yeah ♪
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