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Excuse me, Mr. Farmer,
but John John wants his ball.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I made some coffee
and left a sweet roll in the oven.
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I talked with Dr. Alfasa.
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She doesn't think you should
see the children for a while...
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...especially John John...
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...until they get used to the idea.
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Felix!
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I'm leaving the Cadillac.
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- I'm no dog!
- They're waiting in the car.
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You snap your fingers, whistle.
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- I'm no dog.
- I accept that.
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How about moving your pigeon toes
towards the front door?
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We'll get this show on the road.
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Absolutely. I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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Harry Sandler.
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- Did you get Felix?
- No, I'm calling your father.
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- Give him my love.
- What?
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- Hello?
- Harry!
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Yes, Dick.
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I called Bel Air and Palm Springs
but didn't get an answer.
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Right.
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I tried his beach number
and I got some deranged Chinaman.
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You get Felix on the phone and tell him
to be at David's office at 11:00.
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Right.
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You tell him 11:00, or it's his ass.
And your ass, too, Harry. Got it?
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Joyce sends her best.
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He wants to know how you are.
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How do I look?
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If I told him,
he'd have another heart attack.
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She's terrific.
Now, stop jerkin' off and call your client.
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The kids' bathing suits.
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I left a set of keys on your dresser.
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Mr. Farmer's residence. Harry Sandler.
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I'm afraid Mr. Farmer is out to lunch.
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I'm coming!
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'Bye, Daddy!
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Harry says it's a matter of life and death.
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Please, be quiet.
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Mommy, why can't Daddy come with us?
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Because Mommy is having a very bad day.
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A fire in downtown Los Angeles
this morning destroyed the Oak Hotel.
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Luckily, no injuries.
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The damage is estimated at $1.5 million.
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Now, here's Tammy Taylor
with her exclusive report from Hollywood.
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Night Wind opened in 800 theatres
to unanimously bad reviews...
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... and in spite of a mammoth
advertising campaign...
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... in the first week,
has grossed less money...
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... than any film
in the history of Capitol Studios.
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I have it on good authority
that Capitol's president, David Blackman...
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... is considering
calling in all the prints.
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- Can't someone find him?
- I've been on the phone all morning.
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What about Sandler?
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I told him it was his ass
if Felix wasn't here at 11:00.
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- What did the lawyers say?
- lf you cut the film, he can sue.
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Then, what's the answer?
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Scare the hell out of him,
then give him your ideas.
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- Ideas? It's a piece of shit.
- Absolutely.
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That's one thing I'm proud of.
I'm a damn good cutter.
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- You sure are.
- The best.
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I ran the film twice last night.
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The cutter agrees
with most of your suggestions.
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- But will he say so to Felix?
- I think so.
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- He's been with Felix for 15 years.
- He wants to direct.
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- That's all I need. Another director.
- Speaking of directors...
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What about Culley?
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What about Culley, for Christ's sake?
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He's shacked up with some 16-year-old girl
and a case of Jack Daniels.
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He has a six-picture deal, pay or play.
What does he care?
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I had a lengthy conversation
with him last night.
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I told him that J.G. was so worried
he was considering selling the studio.
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Knowing J.G., that's not so far-fetched.
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Evidently, Culley didn't think so either.
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- Obviously.
- What do you mean? Where is he?
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Right outside.
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All right, check on Sandler.
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Send Culley in.
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- Harry Sandler, this is Dick Benson.
- Gentlemen.
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I want to recut Night Wind,
but Felix has an ironclad contract.
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That's never stopped you before.
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All right, no smart-ass stuff, Culley.
J.G. called six times last night.
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If we don't do something quick,
all hell's going to break loose.
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Harry!
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It's 10:00 in the morning.
Where could he be having lunch?
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I don't think you grasp
the seriousness of this situation.
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- All right, hang up.
- He's not home, he's having lunch.
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I want you to get Felix to agree
to recut the film.
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Tell him you've got some good ideas.
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Put out a story
that we're recalling all the prints...
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...and Culley is going to make
some drastic changes to the picture.
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- I've got to call in to J.G. at 6:00.
- Give him my regards.
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Unless you have something that can't wait
till the 3:00 meeting, thank you.
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- Hello.
- Did I wake you up?
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Hi, darling.
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No, you didn't wake me up.
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Ready when you are.
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It's a wonder.
You really wore me out last night.
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You were fantastic.
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You were pretty fantastic yourself.
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Listen, I like your suggestion.
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Sam Marshall and you
make good chemistry.
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And he's right for the part.
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- What did you say?
- Nothing.
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That's great.
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- Then we got a date?
- So, I'll see you tonight?
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- I miss you.
- Yeah.
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- 'Bye.
- 'Bye, darling.
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You son of a bitch.
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Well, he liked my suggestion.
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He thinks you'll be great for the part.
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Hi.
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Ladies.
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What a great car you have.
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- Where are you headed?
- That depends.
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Where are you headed?
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You're late, Ben.
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I know that, dear boy.
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- What's up?
- They're all waiting in the study.
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- You didn't answer my question, dear boy.
- That's because I'm not your dear boy.
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Once we file for divorce,
it's a matter of public record.
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00:14:21,597 --> 00:14:23,360
Polly Reed's nose is in the wind.
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- My secretary's saying I'm in Palm Springs.
- I have to say something.
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You could not have picked a worse time.
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As your press agent, I agree.
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00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,601
But it wouldn't be good
if Night Wind was a hit.
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Like it or not, you're the first
to admit it. You have an image.
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00:14:36,012 --> 00:14:37,377
They have newspapers to sell.
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Imagine what they'll say
once they've written the nice things.
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00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:42,247
You know this town, sweetie.
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00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:45,219
You can smoke dope and end up
going steady with your Afghan...
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00:14:45,288 --> 00:14:46,687
...and you're one of the gang.
132
00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:48,519
But you, you're Peter Pan.
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00:14:48,624 --> 00:14:51,525
Night Wind is a fact.
We have to show it wasn't your fault.
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00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:53,425
Anybody can fail, even Sally Miles.
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00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:56,693
- No! That was Felix's responsibility.
- I didn't mean...
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00:14:56,766 --> 00:15:01,726
But, sweetie, you walk out on him now
and your friggin' fans will hate your guts.
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00:15:01,804 --> 00:15:05,467
- The ones who criticized your marriage.
- Those snakes will be the first.
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00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:07,471
Not even a legal separation?
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- Absolutely not.
- Shit, no!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Damn.
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00:15:16,619 --> 00:15:17,813
Sorry.
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00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:39,394
That water is cold.
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00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:03,120
Take it easy, ladies,
while I check things out.
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00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:10,927
Gary?
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00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:14,397
Felix?
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00:17:16,239 --> 00:17:17,399
Sally?
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Anybody home?
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Good morning.
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Culley, there was a man out there
with a rat, and he put it in our...
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Good morning.
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It's not such a good idea
to sit in here with the motor running.
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00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:03,942
I better turn off the ignition.
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00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,857
Oh, my God!
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00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:05,904
Sorry, Culley just called.
Felix tried to kill himself.
156
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Just thought you'd like to know.
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I can be reached at that number
or this one here.
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Okay. I think that about covers it.
I appreciate you calling.
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- Thank you very much.
- Nothing.
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Can I borrow a bathing suit?
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00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:48,711
There must be some spares
in the upstairs dressing room.
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00:20:48,784 --> 00:20:52,686
If I can't find anything,
what are the laws on nude sunbathing?
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- I'd have to come back and arrest you.
- Bet I could talk you out of it.
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Bet she could, too.
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00:20:58,828 --> 00:21:01,888
I may drop back later
and check on Mr. Farmer. Let's go!
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Do that. And, Phil, there's liable to be
some reporters nosing around.
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The only person who likes reporters
less than me is the chief.
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They stick their noses in the wrong place,
they get stepped on.
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00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:14,735
Tell Mr. Farmer if he ever does a movie
about the cops...
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...l've got a lot of stories.
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- I'll tell him.
- None of that Serpico crap, the real cops.
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- See you later, Mr. Culley.
- Okay.
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I don't believe it.
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00:21:34,296 --> 00:21:36,628
The traffic is jammed up
all the way to Topanga.
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It took me an hour and a half to get here.
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00:21:38,968 --> 00:21:40,560
- How is he?
- Compared to what?
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Come on. Gary called and said that Felix...
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00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:45,731
I told Gary to tell Sally
not to take an ad out in Variety.
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- Lila, this is Ben.
- Nice to meet you.
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Gary was just doing his job.
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Maybe Felix did try to kill himself,
but Sally will suffer!
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- I couldn't find a bathing suit.
- Babs, Ben.
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Nice knowing you.
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I'd like to nude sunbathe,
but I might get busted.
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Darling, you already are busted.
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- You think it's all right?
- I think it's a wonderful idea.
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Great.
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Here goes nothing.
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If that's her idea of nothing,
can you imagine her concept of something?
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Culley, you're a dirty old man.
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00:22:22,111 --> 00:22:23,738
- Hi, Doc. How is he?
- Hi, Ben.
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How is he?
193
00:22:25,181 --> 00:22:28,446
Why is it nobody ever asks
how the doctor is first?
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Did it ever occur to you
that I could be sicker than the patient?
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Irving, I'm sorry.
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Felix will survive.
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00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:37,588
But for all you know, I might be terminal.
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Thank God I'm not a surgeon.
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- Can you wait till I mix you a drink?
- Barely.
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Please! Felix is going to be all right,
isn't he?
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He'll be fine.
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- I'm not so sure about you.
- What's wrong?
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You look like 180 pounds
of condemned veal.
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- Let me give you a vitamin shot.
- No, thank you.
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You never know. It might help.
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Why should I give you a vitamin shot?
I'm the one with the hangover.
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- Hi, hon, it's me. Any messages?
- B12.
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- I don't want to talk to her.
- B complex.
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- FYI only, I'm at Farmer's.
- Crude liver.
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Okay. Hold on.
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And a generous jolt of adrenal cortex...
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...chased by a bloody mary.
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I thought that was a chaser.
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Where would Salk or Pasteur
be if they hadn't taken chances?
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You must help me
with my story for the press.
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Say you'll only be in the hospital
two months.
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Fuck off, will you? Forgive me.
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You want a drink?
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In order to inject this properly,
I have to expose my gluteus maximus.
220
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Want me to do it for you?
221
00:23:36,318 --> 00:23:39,879
- Are you, perchance, a nurse?
- No. I used to be a junkie.
222
00:23:40,322 --> 00:23:44,986
Would it endanger your amateur standing
if I ask you to use a sterilized needle?
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You're the doctor.
224
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That's the nicest thing
anyone has said to me all week.
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Hello? Who is this?
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Hello, Harry.
227
00:23:56,438 --> 00:23:58,599
No, Culley. Yeah.
228
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- No, it was just an accident.
- Jesus, it's all over town!
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He put it in low instead of reverse...
230
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...went through the garage wall
and into the ocean.
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Tell the world.
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Yeah, damn lucky.
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It's just one of those ridiculous things.
Here he is now!
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Felix! Thank God! We got our speech.
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- Harry wants to know how you're feeling.
- I know you didn't try to take your life.
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Did you hear that?
He said, "I never felt better in my life."
237
00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:31,669
But you know how they can blow
a thing like this out of proportion.
238
00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:35,267
Imagine what would happen
if Polly Reed got her hands on this.
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00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:38,802
We've got to sit down and
get our stories straight. Let me handle it.
240
00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:41,179
Felix, are you listening to me?
241
00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:44,750
I want to play it down.
It was a freak accident.
242
00:24:45,587 --> 00:24:47,714
Domestic problems. No, wait.
243
00:24:47,856 --> 00:24:51,155
Tell the studio the doctor wants him
to stay in bed for a day or two.
244
00:24:51,226 --> 00:24:53,558
No, I said I should stay in bed
for a day or two.
245
00:24:53,629 --> 00:24:56,029
He should go out, play golf,
get some exercise.
246
00:24:56,165 --> 00:24:59,828
I know it's been a bad couple of days,
and I won't kid you, you look awful.
247
00:24:59,902 --> 00:25:02,871
The sooner we settle this,
the sooner you'll get some rest.
248
00:25:02,938 --> 00:25:05,270
No, Harry. I haven't said anything to him.
249
00:25:05,341 --> 00:25:09,300
They just pulled him out of
the Pacific Ocean, for Christ's sake.
250
00:25:09,645 --> 00:25:12,079
Either come out here
and take care of it yourself...
251
00:25:12,147 --> 00:25:13,774
...or butt out and let me handle it.
252
00:25:13,849 --> 00:25:16,545
- He won't even talk to me.
- I promise you.
253
00:25:16,618 --> 00:25:20,418
You'll be the first one to know.
Now, take it easy. Goodbye.
254
00:25:20,889 --> 00:25:22,322
That's a nervous Jew.
255
00:25:22,391 --> 00:25:24,621
That's not a nervous Jew.
This is a nervous Jew.
256
00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,184
- You don't look nervous.
- lf you don't stop it...
257
00:25:27,262 --> 00:25:29,696
Don't get sore.
Some of my best friends are nervous.
258
00:25:29,765 --> 00:25:30,925
You've got to talk to him.
259
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,767
Tell him, in 10 minutes that doorbell
will ring and all hell will break loose.
260
00:25:36,872 --> 00:25:39,841
- See who it is, Lila.
- But don't let them in.
261
00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:55,681
I'd like to see Felix.
262
00:25:56,992 --> 00:25:59,552
- Felix who?
- Farmer.
263
00:26:00,596 --> 00:26:03,087
This is the Farmer house, isn't it?
264
00:26:04,199 --> 00:26:06,997
I'll have to ask. Wait a minute.
265
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,875
- It's a woman. Gave me the creeps.
- Describe her.
266
00:26:14,943 --> 00:26:17,503
- Bleach blonde, a lot of makeup...
- It's Polly.
267
00:26:17,579 --> 00:26:21,538
- She says she wants to see Felix.
- What are we going to do, Culley?
268
00:26:26,088 --> 00:26:27,146
The back door.
269
00:26:43,939 --> 00:26:46,430
I remember this scene in The Thing.
270
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:50,872
- There was this horrible monster on...
- Will you shut up?
271
00:26:52,281 --> 00:26:53,976
Hi, Polly.
272
00:26:54,149 --> 00:26:57,243
Amazing coincidence.
I was just talking about you.
273
00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:00,679
Were you really, Irving?
274
00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:04,015
Hello, Culley. Ben.
275
00:27:07,362 --> 00:27:10,297
I hear that Felix tried to commit suicide.
276
00:27:10,466 --> 00:27:14,061
You heard that Felix...
Felix tried to commit suicide.
277
00:27:16,205 --> 00:27:17,399
Ridiculous.
278
00:27:22,578 --> 00:27:23,943
He fell on her?
279
00:27:24,146 --> 00:27:26,410
They've taken her
to the Santa Monica Hospital.
280
00:27:26,548 --> 00:27:28,243
How could he fall on her?
281
00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:30,441
He was trying to hang himself.
282
00:27:31,019 --> 00:27:32,577
- How is he?
- He's okay.
283
00:27:32,654 --> 00:27:35,214
Polly might have a fractured pelvis
and a broken leg.
284
00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:42,696
Send flowers.
285
00:27:43,432 --> 00:27:45,866
He fell on her.
286
00:27:46,268 --> 00:27:48,361
Let's get something to eat.
287
00:27:49,404 --> 00:27:50,496
Okay.
288
00:27:53,809 --> 00:27:56,073
- What a cute dog.
- Yeah.
289
00:28:03,452 --> 00:28:05,181
Okay, Felix.
290
00:28:06,922 --> 00:28:08,253
Attaboy.
291
00:28:13,295 --> 00:28:14,455
Felix.
292
00:28:15,063 --> 00:28:19,090
For the last 40 years
I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery.
293
00:28:20,135 --> 00:28:24,037
I've consumed enough booze
to destroy a dozen healthy livers.
294
00:28:24,106 --> 00:28:26,370
I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine...
295
00:28:26,441 --> 00:28:29,274
...to poison the entire population
of Orange County.
296
00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:32,313
I've indulged in sexual excesses
that would make Caligula...
297
00:28:32,381 --> 00:28:34,110
...look like a celibate monk.
298
00:28:35,384 --> 00:28:40,014
I have, in fact, conscientiously,
day in and day out...
299
00:28:40,289 --> 00:28:43,622
...for more years than you've been
in this best of all possible worlds...
300
00:28:43,692 --> 00:28:47,150
...tried to kill myself,
and I've never felt better in my life.
301
00:28:47,963 --> 00:28:50,193
If you're really going to end it all...
302
00:28:50,265 --> 00:28:53,962
...I can show you
a half dozen great ways to do it.
303
00:28:56,405 --> 00:28:59,306
- What did you give him?
- A pinch of this, a dash of that.
304
00:28:59,374 --> 00:29:03,504
Sometimes referred to in the trade
as a Sleeping Beauty boilermaker.
305
00:29:03,745 --> 00:29:07,340
Take no notice if he begins to levitate.
It's a common side effect.
306
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:08,610
Culley.
307
00:29:13,789 --> 00:29:14,949
Yeah?
308
00:29:15,290 --> 00:29:18,316
I'm starved. What do I do about dinner?
309
00:29:19,161 --> 00:29:21,755
What do you normally do about dinner?
310
00:29:22,164 --> 00:29:23,290
Eat.
311
00:29:23,365 --> 00:29:26,391
- Why should tonight be any different?
- And we're out of vodka.
312
00:29:26,468 --> 00:29:28,800
Jesus, Irving, I just opened a new fifth.
313
00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:31,031
Then it's only fair that I open the next.
314
00:29:31,106 --> 00:29:32,573
I'll get it.
315
00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:36,237
Hello?
316
00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:39,170
Yeah. Just a minute. It's for you.
317
00:29:39,648 --> 00:29:41,206
This is Dr. Finegarten.
318
00:29:41,283 --> 00:29:42,875
- Where's Culley?
- Upstairs.
319
00:29:42,951 --> 00:29:44,145
God.
320
00:29:44,886 --> 00:29:46,148
Okay, put her through.
321
00:29:47,956 --> 00:29:51,221
- I just got back from the hospital.
- Watch the hole. How is Polly?
322
00:29:51,293 --> 00:29:53,386
Broken arm, fractured pelvis...
323
00:29:53,462 --> 00:29:57,091
...screaming her lungs out at everybody,
reporters all over the place.
324
00:29:57,432 --> 00:29:58,592
Felix?
325
00:30:00,769 --> 00:30:04,261
- What's the matter with him?
- Dr. Finegarten's magic needle.
326
00:30:04,339 --> 00:30:06,466
I've seen week-old corpses
that look healthier.
327
00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:08,202
But not happier.
328
00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:12,778
Felix!
329
00:30:13,482 --> 00:30:16,042
Believe me, Mrs. Zukerman,
there's nothing serious.
330
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:18,143
Come on, Lila. I'll take you to the market.
331
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,278
I'll get my roller skates.
332
00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:21,447
Just keep taking the medicine.
333
00:30:22,491 --> 00:30:23,583
Tomato juice.
334
00:30:23,659 --> 00:30:25,524
- And lots of water.
- Doc.
335
00:30:26,695 --> 00:30:28,993
Excellent. And no spicy foods.
336
00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:33,126
No, that's spicy, Mrs. Zukerman.
337
00:30:34,069 --> 00:30:37,596
In a couple of days,
if it isn't better you drop in the office.
338
00:30:37,906 --> 00:30:39,066
Right.
339
00:30:43,712 --> 00:30:45,202
Goodbye, Mrs. Zukerman.
340
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,874
- I have got to talk to Felix right now.
- Go ahead.
341
00:30:47,949 --> 00:30:50,349
What? He doesn't even know
I'm in the same room.
342
00:30:50,419 --> 00:30:53,616
If you want answers,
you better wait about nine hours.
343
00:30:53,689 --> 00:30:55,054
Nine hours?
344
00:30:56,124 --> 00:30:58,524
Farmer residence. Who's calling?
345
00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:03,328
- It's David Blackman.
- Say hello.
346
00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:14,207
This is Ben Coogan.
Maybe I can help, Mr. Blackman.
347
00:31:14,276 --> 00:31:16,141
Join me in one of these little pink pills?
348
00:31:16,211 --> 00:31:18,873
It's David Blackman.
Don't you understand?
349
00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:27,315
Yes, sir, Mr. Blackman.
This is Ben Coogan. Yes, sir.
350
00:31:27,556 --> 00:31:31,925
Listen, Ben. I need straight information.
We're getting all kinds of stories here.
351
00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:37,123
Right now, he's heavily sedated, sir.
352
00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:40,395
Dr. Irving Finegarten.
353
00:31:40,469 --> 00:31:42,835
If he doesn't remember me,
mention his first clap.
354
00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:46,533
- God, I'm going to kill you one day.
- I didn't give it to him. I cured him.
355
00:31:50,245 --> 00:31:51,837
I'm afraid so, sir.
356
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,305
All right. Keep in touch.
357
00:31:56,918 --> 00:31:59,580
A Hollywood gossip columnist
was seriously injured today...
358
00:31:59,654 --> 00:32:03,454
... while visiting the Malibu home
of film producer Felix Farmer.
359
00:32:03,592 --> 00:32:07,460
According to reporters, Mr. Farmer
fell from his second-story bedroom...
360
00:32:07,529 --> 00:32:11,363
... and landed on Miss Reed who
was then rushed to the Malibu Hospital.
361
00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:13,993
She's reported to be
in satisfactory condition.
362
00:32:14,069 --> 00:32:15,730
Satisfactory, shit.
363
00:32:16,104 --> 00:32:18,732
Farmer was involved in a bizarre accident.
364
00:32:18,807 --> 00:32:19,831
Hi.
365
00:32:19,908 --> 00:32:23,503
... crashed through his garage
and sank into the Malibu surf.
366
00:32:27,082 --> 00:32:28,572
How do you feel?
367
00:32:29,351 --> 00:32:30,841
How do I feel?
368
00:32:31,386 --> 00:32:35,846
Jesus, in the 14 years we've been married
you've asked some stupid questions...
369
00:32:35,924 --> 00:32:38,950
...but, "How do I feel?"
really takes the friggin' cake.
370
00:32:39,027 --> 00:32:43,088
- It was just in a hospital-type question.
- Then you're a hospital-type moron.
371
00:32:43,165 --> 00:32:46,100
How do I feel?
Look at me. I feel marvelous.
372
00:32:46,168 --> 00:32:48,864
I thought, maybe after dinner
we'd go dancing.
373
00:32:49,438 --> 00:32:51,838
Where is that friggin' nurse?
374
00:32:51,907 --> 00:32:55,001
I dropped by the farmers' market
and got you some fudge.
375
00:32:55,076 --> 00:32:57,670
I'm surprised it wasn't a trampoline.
376
00:32:58,246 --> 00:33:00,578
I'm in a lot of pain
and I want another shot.
377
00:33:00,649 --> 00:33:03,880
I'm sorry, Miss Reed, but I can't
give you another shot until 9:00.
378
00:33:03,952 --> 00:33:04,919
That's two hours!
379
00:33:04,986 --> 00:33:07,819
- I'm sorry, but the doctor...
- I'm in agony and you're sorry.
380
00:33:07,889 --> 00:33:10,255
- Honey...
- Shut up, Willard. You listen to me.
381
00:33:10,325 --> 00:33:13,260
Phone the doctor now
and tell him I need something...
382
00:33:13,328 --> 00:33:15,489
...for my pain, right now,
because I'm in agony.
383
00:33:15,564 --> 00:33:16,758
You better call him.
384
00:33:16,832 --> 00:33:19,926
- Who are you?
- That is the Marquis de Sade.
385
00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:21,696
He has nothing to say about it.
386
00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:24,170
You damn well better listen
to what I'm telling you.
387
00:33:24,239 --> 00:33:27,174
- I'll see what I can do.
- You'll do more than just see, missy.
388
00:33:27,242 --> 00:33:29,107
You do, see?
389
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:36,016
Willard...
390
00:33:37,385 --> 00:33:39,546
...I feel just terrible.
391
00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:45,793
I just hate being in this awful hospital.
392
00:33:46,061 --> 00:33:48,621
- It'll be all right, sweetheart.
- No, it won't.
393
00:33:48,697 --> 00:33:50,892
- Sure it will.
- No, it won't.
394
00:33:51,967 --> 00:33:53,764
You're not making matters any better...
395
00:33:53,835 --> 00:33:56,463
...just hanging around here
making me nervous.
396
00:33:57,005 --> 00:33:59,439
I foolishly thought that
I might be able to help.
397
00:33:59,508 --> 00:34:01,135
You want to help?
398
00:34:02,244 --> 00:34:05,270
Run down to Malibu. Drop in on Felix.
399
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:07,247
See what the hell is going on.
400
00:34:07,315 --> 00:34:11,513
- What, you mean now?
- No. Next month. Of course, now.
401
00:34:12,921 --> 00:34:14,149
My God.
402
00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:18,488
A simple little favor, you'd think
I was asking for the friggin' moon.
403
00:34:18,894 --> 00:34:22,386
Do you want me to telephone you
or drop back by?
404
00:34:22,964 --> 00:34:24,226
Whatever.
405
00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:26,659
Ciao.
406
00:34:28,670 --> 00:34:29,967
Ciao.
407
00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:39,271
- Do I get my shot?
- Yes.
408
00:34:39,347 --> 00:34:42,316
Then, thank heaven.
Hurry up, for Christ's sake.
409
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,710
Come on, Jesus.
410
00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:53,087
Culley?
411
00:34:57,465 --> 00:34:59,365
I just saw Sam Marshall.
412
00:34:59,901 --> 00:35:02,392
- How is he?
- Do you know him?
413
00:35:03,672 --> 00:35:05,663
Oh, my God, here he comes.
414
00:35:05,874 --> 00:35:07,273
Hey, Culley.
415
00:35:07,576 --> 00:35:08,907
Sam, how are you?
416
00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:11,775
- Are you living on the beach now?
- No, just visiting.
417
00:35:11,846 --> 00:35:15,509
Why don't you drop by the house?
I'm having a little birthday party.
418
00:35:15,584 --> 00:35:16,744
Congratulations.
419
00:35:16,818 --> 00:35:18,581
Thank you, but it's not mine.
420
00:35:18,653 --> 00:35:19,677
Whose is it?
421
00:35:19,754 --> 00:35:22,086
I don't know.
It has to be somebody's, right?
422
00:35:22,157 --> 00:35:23,954
So, you're invited.
423
00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:26,753
I'd like to, but... Hey, I've got an idea.
424
00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:29,991
- You know Felix Farmer, don't you?
- We're practically neighbors.
425
00:35:30,065 --> 00:35:33,159
He's kind of down in the dumps.
He needs cheering up.
426
00:35:34,002 --> 00:35:37,403
If Mohammed can't go to the party,
then the party will go to Mohammed.
427
00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:40,065
You never know, it might be his birthday.
428
00:35:41,309 --> 00:35:43,243
Are you having problems, darlin'?
429
00:35:43,311 --> 00:35:46,109
- Lila, Sam. Sam, Lila.
- Hello, Lila.
430
00:35:48,984 --> 00:35:51,646
- Culley!
- It's nothing. She's just a big fan.
431
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,449
Help me get her up.
432
00:35:53,955 --> 00:35:56,788
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Come on.
433
00:36:01,262 --> 00:36:03,662
Okay. See you on the beach.
434
00:36:04,566 --> 00:36:05,965
Sure.
435
00:36:08,336 --> 00:36:10,236
Are you feeling better?
436
00:36:28,123 --> 00:36:30,956
- So, what do you do?
- I breed armadillos.
437
00:36:32,827 --> 00:36:35,728
- Do you enjoy your work?
- Not especially.
438
00:36:36,665 --> 00:36:39,657
But the armadillos sure
get a kick out of it.
439
00:36:40,435 --> 00:36:42,062
Is it profitable?
440
00:36:42,537 --> 00:36:44,664
Only in the spiritual sense.
441
00:36:45,273 --> 00:36:47,002
A wise man once said:
442
00:36:47,075 --> 00:36:50,533
"Make an armadillo smile
and the world is your oyster."
443
00:36:51,446 --> 00:36:54,381
At one time,
I considered breeding oysters...
444
00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:57,083
...but it just didn't sound right.
445
00:36:57,385 --> 00:37:00,877
- "Make an oyster smile..."
- "And the world is your armadillo."
446
00:37:00,955 --> 00:37:02,923
You can see the problem.
447
00:37:19,941 --> 00:37:21,932
Take this for me, will you, please?
448
00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:31,283
- Why haven't you called?
- I've been trying to phone.
449
00:37:31,352 --> 00:37:33,582
Your line was busy.
I even called the operator.
450
00:37:33,655 --> 00:37:35,646
I want to talk to Felix right now.
451
00:37:35,724 --> 00:37:37,817
Upstairs. First bedroom on the left.
452
00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,052
Want a drink?
453
00:37:39,127 --> 00:37:40,116
Hi, baby.
454
00:37:40,195 --> 00:37:41,662
Not until I talk to Felix.
455
00:37:41,730 --> 00:37:45,496
- Culley, what's he want here?
- He just wants to talk to Felix.
456
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:49,196
- We can't let him talk to Felix.
- Ben, go have a Scotch and Maalox.
457
00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:51,670
Christ, all we need now
is for Willard to show up.
458
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:54,368
- Hello, Willard.
- Hello, Culley. Hi, Ben.
459
00:37:54,442 --> 00:37:58,173
Sam is having a party and we can use
someone of your gender and wit.
460
00:37:58,246 --> 00:38:00,373
- How is Felix?
- Recovering, fortunately.
461
00:38:00,448 --> 00:38:03,110
- How's Polly?
- Recovering, unfortunately.
462
00:38:04,552 --> 00:38:06,179
Dive in, will you?
463
00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:10,016
Culley. It's for you.
464
00:38:12,861 --> 00:38:15,421
- Hi, Mr. Culley.
- Gentlemen, come in.
465
00:38:15,764 --> 00:38:17,629
Just got off duty. Thought we'd stop by.
466
00:38:17,699 --> 00:38:21,100
Good. Nothing like a uniform
to keep an orgy organized.
467
00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:24,502
- You're kidding.
- Bribe you, maybe, but kid you, never.
468
00:38:24,572 --> 00:38:26,563
Your attention, everyone.
469
00:38:28,276 --> 00:38:29,402
What?
470
00:38:30,278 --> 00:38:32,269
Officers Buchwald and Sutherland.
471
00:38:32,347 --> 00:38:34,508
- Is this a bust?
- Of course.
472
00:38:34,716 --> 00:38:36,911
You've got six hours to talk them out of it.
473
00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:18,149
Did you find out anything
about Sam Marshall?
474
00:39:18,226 --> 00:39:20,660
He's asking $1 million
against 10 percent of the gross.
475
00:39:20,728 --> 00:39:23,253
That's double what he got
on his last picture.
476
00:39:23,331 --> 00:39:26,095
- His last picture was a big hit.
- It wasn't that big.
477
00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:28,658
I don't even want to talk about it.
478
00:39:29,571 --> 00:39:30,663
Okay.
479
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,731
This picture is important to me.
You can't expect me...
480
00:39:34,809 --> 00:39:38,176
David, if you don't want
to talk about it, let's don't.
481
00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:40,214
Telephone, Mr. Blackman.
482
00:39:46,554 --> 00:39:48,112
Thank you, Tom.
483
00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:52,588
- Yeah?
- He's upstairs, under heavy sedation.
484
00:39:53,394 --> 00:39:54,861
That's right.
485
00:39:55,630 --> 00:39:59,157
I'm going to stick around
for a while in case he comes out.
486
00:40:00,368 --> 00:40:01,494
What?
487
00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,931
Sam Marshall is having a birthday party.
488
00:40:04,405 --> 00:40:06,839
Work on Marshall.
I want him for Killing Ground.
489
00:40:06,908 --> 00:40:09,433
But not at $1 million against 10%.
490
00:40:10,011 --> 00:40:11,638
What is the limit?
491
00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:16,811
All right. Great.
I'll see what I can do. Okay?
492
00:42:13,568 --> 00:42:14,728
Hello?
493
00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:17,798
It's for you, Sam.
494
00:42:23,544 --> 00:42:24,568
Yeah?
495
00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:27,239
He gave Benson orders to work on you.
496
00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:30,278
He absolutely won't go for $1 million...
497
00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:33,115
...but he will settle for $750,000.
498
00:42:37,692 --> 00:42:40,320
Let me give you a call in the morning.
499
00:42:40,762 --> 00:42:42,730
Yeah, I miss you, too.
500
00:42:43,531 --> 00:42:44,828
Goodbye.
501
00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:37,182
Hello there.
502
00:43:47,495 --> 00:43:48,894
I've got it.
503
00:43:52,066 --> 00:43:54,796
Sex, Tony. That's the answer.
504
00:43:54,969 --> 00:43:58,405
We'll give them
a $40 million pornographic...
505
00:43:59,407 --> 00:44:00,669
...epic.
506
00:44:01,476 --> 00:44:03,103
He's gone berserk.
507
00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:05,441
He says he knows how to make
Night Wind...
508
00:44:05,513 --> 00:44:08,414
...the biggest grosser
in the history of entertainment.
509
00:44:08,483 --> 00:44:11,418
And he wants to meet you
at the studio right now.
510
00:44:11,486 --> 00:44:12,817
The Polly Wolly Doodle set.
511
00:44:12,887 --> 00:44:16,618
You cannot go to the studio at this hour.
What would David Blackman say?
512
00:44:16,691 --> 00:44:19,785
- What the hell did you do?
- Listen, he's on his way now.
513
00:44:19,861 --> 00:44:20,919
Why are you kissing me?
514
00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,360
Maybe he's got something.
515
00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:24,728
It could be your one chance
to recoup all the...
516
00:44:29,237 --> 00:44:31,205
- My God!
- Willard.
517
00:44:32,573 --> 00:44:34,598
- What happened?
- I am so sorry.
518
00:44:35,209 --> 00:44:37,609
What the hell's going on there?
519
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:40,078
He's on his way. I've got to go.
520
00:44:40,148 --> 00:44:42,912
What do you mean?
Goddamn it, I'm talking to you.
521
00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,052
Why are you going? Don't go.
522
00:44:50,191 --> 00:44:52,250
Don't go. Why are you going?
523
00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:55,923
Don't pull on the leg.
524
00:44:56,731 --> 00:44:58,062
Don't pull on my leg.
525
00:44:58,799 --> 00:45:02,200
What the hell is he barking at?
Get the goddamn dog out of here.
526
00:45:03,471 --> 00:45:06,406
Take it easy, Benny. The party is over.
527
00:45:07,441 --> 00:45:10,842
"Lullaby and good night"
528
00:45:13,447 --> 00:45:15,506
See you in a couple of days.
529
00:45:18,553 --> 00:45:21,317
Get that dog out of here.
530
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:38,732
- Did you see him?
- No, I haven't seen him.
531
00:45:38,806 --> 00:45:41,240
What's this all about?
What happened to you?
532
00:45:41,309 --> 00:45:44,073
God, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
533
00:45:55,656 --> 00:45:56,850
Felix?
534
00:46:01,295 --> 00:46:03,820
- Where is he?
- I don't know. He said he'd be here.
535
00:46:09,570 --> 00:46:10,969
Felix!
536
00:46:34,195 --> 00:46:35,719
What the hell...
537
00:46:37,431 --> 00:46:39,331
She remembers the song.
538
00:46:39,934 --> 00:46:41,595
What does it mean?
539
00:46:42,336 --> 00:46:45,772
A childhood trauma
buried deep in her unconscious.
540
00:46:46,374 --> 00:46:49,070
Her dying father. Her lying mother.
541
00:46:49,143 --> 00:46:52,772
The final piece of the jigsaw.
She's emancipated.
542
00:46:53,681 --> 00:46:56,844
But we blew it. We didn't grab 'em. Why?
543
00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:01,548
Do you know why?
544
00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:04,549
I'll tell you why.
545
00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:08,294
Because dying fathers and lying mothers...
546
00:47:08,362 --> 00:47:10,626
...are a dime a dozen, these days.
547
00:47:10,698 --> 00:47:14,794
Home and family have become
civilization's antiques...
548
00:47:14,869 --> 00:47:17,429
...along with the flag...
549
00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:20,963
... Sunday school, Girl Scout cookies...
550
00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:23,567
... C.B. de Mille and virginity.
551
00:47:26,881 --> 00:47:29,509
We gave them virtue, they want vice.
552
00:47:32,219 --> 00:47:36,849
We sold them schmaltz,
they prefer sadomasochism.
553
00:47:38,059 --> 00:47:39,788
Instead of the American dream...
554
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:43,387
... it should have been
the American wet dream.
555
00:47:47,668 --> 00:47:49,033
We'll reshoot.
556
00:47:49,136 --> 00:47:53,300
We'll make Gillian West, businesswoman,
into a nymphomaniac executive.
557
00:47:53,374 --> 00:47:57,504
Packard de Haven, rugged male chauvinist
is really a transvestite.
558
00:47:57,645 --> 00:47:58,634
Felix.
559
00:47:58,713 --> 00:48:02,149
The dream sequence will become
erotic orgies.
560
00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:04,677
- Felix.
- It is perfect.
561
00:48:04,852 --> 00:48:07,616
It is a 20th century Sodom and Gomorrah...
562
00:48:07,688 --> 00:48:12,318
... and in the end,
God turns Gillian into saltpeter.
563
00:48:13,094 --> 00:48:15,562
- Felix, for God's sake.
- Think of it, David.
564
00:48:15,629 --> 00:48:20,089
Like the phoenix rising from the ashes,
Night Wind will become...
565
00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:25,127
... the greatest money-making film
in motion picture history.
566
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:28,671
Today, a $30-million flop.
567
00:48:28,743 --> 00:48:33,009
Tomorrow, a $40-million
box office champion.
568
00:48:33,414 --> 00:48:35,314
- $40 million?
- A month to re-write.
569
00:48:35,383 --> 00:48:37,681
- Another $10 million.
- Maybe $11, no more.
570
00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:39,549
You expect me to put up $11 million...
571
00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:41,781
...for what is the worst
crap I have ever seen?
572
00:48:41,856 --> 00:48:43,346
- Crap?
- No.
573
00:48:43,524 --> 00:48:46,118
I'll tell you what you're going to do,
what you can do:
574
00:48:46,394 --> 00:48:49,795
You're going to re-cut Night Wind
exactly the way I tell you to cut it.
575
00:48:49,864 --> 00:48:50,762
Never.
576
00:48:50,831 --> 00:48:53,493
Then, by God,
if it's the last thing I do, I'll fix it...
577
00:48:53,567 --> 00:48:57,298
...so you never do another picture
in this town as long as you live.
578
00:48:57,371 --> 00:48:59,532
Oh, my God. Throw him off the lot.
579
00:48:59,607 --> 00:49:02,132
I'll have you arrested, maniac.
580
00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:04,177
Go on, have me arrested.
581
00:49:04,812 --> 00:49:08,680
I still own 150,000 shares of Capitol Films.
582
00:49:08,749 --> 00:49:10,717
Next month at the annual meeting...
583
00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:14,221
... we'll let the stockholders decide
who is the maniac.
584
00:49:14,288 --> 00:49:18,952
You think, when the stockholders hear you
cost the company $30 million plus prints...
585
00:49:19,026 --> 00:49:20,050
Me, personally?
586
00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:22,960
It's your film. A Felix Farmer production.
587
00:49:23,164 --> 00:49:25,598
And who okayed the script and budget?
588
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,232
Who's responsible
for going $12 million over budget?
589
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:31,135
I went up to your office,
put a gun to your head, and said:
590
00:49:31,205 --> 00:49:33,765
"Give me $12 million
or I'll blow your brains out?"
591
00:49:33,841 --> 00:49:36,071
You think I wanted to spend
the extra $12 million?
592
00:49:36,143 --> 00:49:39,306
In a way, you did do that.
It's your fault we fell behind schedule.
593
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:40,745
Then why didn't you fire me?
594
00:49:41,148 --> 00:49:44,174
He didn't fire you because
he's a decent human being, that's why.
595
00:49:44,518 --> 00:49:46,452
Fire me, he's got no fall guy.
596
00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:50,246
Felix, you're finished. You're through.
597
00:49:50,558 --> 00:49:52,355
Contract or no contract...
598
00:49:52,426 --> 00:49:55,987
...I am going to cut your picture
and you can go ahead and sue.
599
00:49:57,565 --> 00:49:58,998
Go ahead.
600
00:49:59,533 --> 00:50:01,330
Cutting won't help.
601
00:50:02,403 --> 00:50:05,395
If you won't let me
reshoot it, sell it to me.
602
00:50:07,274 --> 00:50:08,298
What did you say?
603
00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:10,673
I'll buy Night Wind.
How much do you want?
604
00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:12,507
Don't listen to him, David. He's crazy.
605
00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:15,743
Yeah, but he's got the first nickel
he ever made.
606
00:50:17,151 --> 00:50:19,984
- Are you serious?
- Name your price.
607
00:50:21,722 --> 00:50:23,781
- What do you think?
- I don't know.
608
00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:27,157
I'm telling you, he's nuts.
He's not responsible for what he's saying.
609
00:50:27,228 --> 00:50:31,289
Then we have to make sure
we cash the check before they lock him up.
610
00:50:32,533 --> 00:50:37,095
We've got $30 million, plus prints,
advertising and interest.
611
00:50:37,805 --> 00:50:40,672
- I can raise $20 million.
- Forget it.
612
00:50:41,342 --> 00:50:42,639
You can tear up my contract.
613
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:45,543
Three pictures, pay or play,
plus a gross percentage.
614
00:50:48,282 --> 00:50:49,772
$20 million...
615
00:50:49,950 --> 00:50:52,180
...your contact and your Capitol stock.
616
00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:56,946
No, I'll only buy if I can reshoot.
My stock will just about cover that.
617
00:50:58,058 --> 00:51:01,425
Goodnight, Felix.
And don't forget to turn off the lights.
618
00:51:11,872 --> 00:51:13,863
$18 million, contract...
619
00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:15,566
...and stock.
620
00:51:15,643 --> 00:51:16,871
$16 million.
621
00:51:19,146 --> 00:51:20,738
Get the lawyers.
622
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:48,465
A major studio executive
told me this morning...
623
00:51:48,542 --> 00:51:51,409
... that Felix Farmer
paid Capitol Studios...
624
00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:54,447
... $35 million for all
rights to Night Wind...
625
00:51:54,515 --> 00:51:55,914
... starring his wife Sally.
626
00:51:56,417 --> 00:52:00,080
"Smiles, " to her close friends,
isn't smiling this morning...
627
00:52:00,154 --> 00:52:03,555
... probably because under
the California community property law...
628
00:52:03,624 --> 00:52:06,149
... half of that $35 million is hers.
629
00:52:06,427 --> 00:52:09,590
If Felix doesn't make Night Wind
a box office hit...
630
00:52:09,663 --> 00:52:11,756
... poor Sally might never smile again.
631
00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:13,121
This is Tammy Taylor...
632
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,725
"This is Tammy Taylor from Hollywood."
633
00:52:18,572 --> 00:52:22,702
Open your mouth, Willard,
and I'll smear Krazy Glue on your bedpan.
634
00:52:49,737 --> 00:52:51,534
- Hi.
- Hey, what's happening?
635
00:52:52,039 --> 00:52:55,566
Sell it. Then get on the phone
to Geneva and dump the gold.
636
00:52:56,977 --> 00:52:59,741
No, I have to have another $5 million.
637
00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:06,482
Bill, no there's no time to discuss,
I have to be shooting by September 1.
638
00:53:08,155 --> 00:53:10,214
We're in business. Writers.
639
00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,782
- Who wrote Last Tango?
- Beats me.
640
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:16,318
There. My God, Culley,
neither of us knows who wrote Last Tango.
641
00:53:16,397 --> 00:53:17,762
I hated it.
642
00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:21,198
I never remember the names of people
that perpetrate something I hate.
643
00:53:21,268 --> 00:53:24,795
But that's the trouble.
Don't you see? I hated it, too.
644
00:53:24,905 --> 00:53:28,864
- In my opinion, a discretionary judgment.
- But we're wrong, Culley.
645
00:53:28,942 --> 00:53:31,672
That's what they want.
That's where it's at.
646
00:53:31,979 --> 00:53:36,006
It's been my experience that every time
I think I know where it's at...
647
00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:37,879
...it's usually somewhere else.
648
00:53:38,552 --> 00:53:41,953
You know as well as I do,
if we're going to stay in business...
649
00:53:42,022 --> 00:53:45,014
...if we're to remain filmmakers
in any sense of the word...
650
00:53:45,092 --> 00:53:47,686
...we must shake off
the rusty shackles of the past...
651
00:53:47,761 --> 00:53:51,663
...observe the present for what it is
and the future for what it will become.
652
00:53:51,732 --> 00:53:55,395
Like it or not.
Then we must make our creative comment.
653
00:53:56,070 --> 00:53:58,538
Felix, as far as you know,
have I ever lied to you?
654
00:53:58,605 --> 00:53:59,799
Never.
655
00:54:00,507 --> 00:54:02,600
I have, once or twice.
656
00:54:03,577 --> 00:54:06,171
About nothing that was too important.
657
00:54:06,714 --> 00:54:11,378
But now, the fact that I have admitted
that on occasion I have lied to you...
658
00:54:12,319 --> 00:54:15,083
...should convince you that
I'm a fairly honest man.
659
00:54:15,155 --> 00:54:16,747
And when it comes to the crunch...
660
00:54:16,824 --> 00:54:20,624
...that I can handle myself
with an acceptable degree of integrity.
661
00:54:20,861 --> 00:54:23,352
- Now, do you agree?
- Wholeheartedly.
662
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:27,059
I'm going to give it to you straight,
old friend.
663
00:54:27,401 --> 00:54:28,732
You think I'm crazy.
664
00:54:30,637 --> 00:54:33,037
That's a little straighter than I intended.
665
00:54:33,107 --> 00:54:34,438
Maybe, Culley.
666
00:54:36,410 --> 00:54:39,573
I tried to kill myself four times,
hardly rational.
667
00:54:39,646 --> 00:54:42,410
$16 million plus for a flop.
Every cent I have in the world.
668
00:54:42,483 --> 00:54:45,179
Not what most people
would consider a very sane act.
669
00:54:45,252 --> 00:54:46,913
But insane?
670
00:54:48,021 --> 00:54:49,613
What if I'm right?
671
00:54:49,857 --> 00:54:52,121
If my vision is valid, Culley.
672
00:54:52,993 --> 00:54:55,757
Not so crazy. A more acceptable insanity.
673
00:54:56,363 --> 00:54:59,161
Culley, that's all beside the point.
674
00:54:59,933 --> 00:55:04,893
Sane and miserable, or insane and bursting
with creative joy and happiness.
675
00:55:05,172 --> 00:55:07,163
That's the point, Culley.
676
00:55:08,075 --> 00:55:10,942
In the end, who says he's sane,
therefore he should?
677
00:55:11,011 --> 00:55:13,377
Or he's insane, therefore he shouldn't?
678
00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:16,245
Culley, come on. Even if I'm wrong...
679
00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:18,809
...and I'm not...
680
00:55:19,653 --> 00:55:21,883
...I am full of fire, Culley.
681
00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:24,582
I'm a blazing comet.
682
00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:28,117
Comets burn out.
683
00:55:28,695 --> 00:55:33,029
But, my foes and my friends,
it gives a lovely light.
684
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,560
Felix!
685
00:55:39,072 --> 00:55:41,472
I must warn you,
my hands are lethal weapons.
686
00:55:42,543 --> 00:55:44,704
So is your goddamn fountain pen.
687
00:55:45,012 --> 00:55:46,104
I'd better be going.
688
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:49,843
You stay where you are, Culley.
You're a witness. You lunatic.
689
00:55:49,950 --> 00:55:51,440
You maniac.
690
00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:52,914
$16 million?
691
00:55:52,986 --> 00:55:54,578
Half of that money is mine.
692
00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,816
That entitles you to 50 percent
of the profits.
693
00:55:56,890 --> 00:56:00,326
That entitles me to have you arrested
for grand theft, larceny...
694
00:56:00,394 --> 00:56:04,228
...fraud, embezzlement...
You thieving, filching son of a bitch.
695
00:56:04,998 --> 00:56:06,431
Sally Miles swears.
696
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:09,128
You're going to give me my $8 million,
or so help me...
697
00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:12,764
...l'll have you locked up for
the rest of your unnatural life.
698
00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:16,136
Give me my money, Felix.
699
00:56:16,210 --> 00:56:19,338
Give it to me or I will kill you.
700
00:56:19,413 --> 00:56:21,608
Sally Miles kills.
701
00:56:28,488 --> 00:56:29,477
Shit.
702
00:56:29,556 --> 00:56:32,184
Sally Miles says "shit."
703
00:56:34,494 --> 00:56:37,019
Sell $100 million at the box office.
704
00:56:37,531 --> 00:56:41,228
$200 million. Peter Pan is dead.
705
00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:46,469
Long live Gillian West,
nymphomaniac executive.
706
00:56:48,141 --> 00:56:51,804
Not since Edison, not since Griffith,
not since Jolson.
707
00:56:51,879 --> 00:56:54,507
We'll make motion picture history.
708
00:56:55,515 --> 00:56:59,212
A cinematic monument
to man's immorality.
709
00:56:59,586 --> 00:57:03,716
A celluloid prophesy
of the holocaust to come.
710
00:57:04,258 --> 00:57:07,819
"For if God spared not
the angels that sinned...
711
00:57:08,228 --> 00:57:10,856
"...but cast them down to hell...
712
00:57:11,231 --> 00:57:13,859
"...and delivered them
into chains of darkness...
713
00:57:14,234 --> 00:57:16,498
"...to be reserved unto judgment:
714
00:57:16,570 --> 00:57:19,198
"And spared not the old world...
715
00:57:19,273 --> 00:57:21,901
"...but saved Noah...
716
00:57:22,075 --> 00:57:25,238
"...the eighth person,
a preacher of righteousness...
717
00:57:25,312 --> 00:57:30,306
"...bringing in the flood upon the world
of the ungodly."
718
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:39,781
God.
719
00:58:36,383 --> 00:58:38,908
I broke you and I can make you.
720
00:58:40,187 --> 00:58:42,587
It's rotten, but it's a revelation.
721
00:58:43,256 --> 00:58:45,554
We failed, that we may succeed.
722
00:58:47,294 --> 00:58:49,888
- We keep the basic set, Rich.
- Right.
723
00:58:49,963 --> 00:58:54,161
It's still a dream, but now,
a Freudian nightmare of erotic symbolism.
724
00:58:54,234 --> 00:58:56,464
Seduced in a nursery, but not voluntarily.
725
00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:59,266
Not the victim of her own lust,
as she always feared...
726
00:58:59,339 --> 00:59:02,934
...but the victim of a powerful aphrodisiac
slipped in her Bosco.
727
00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:05,308
New lyrics, Bob. Prurient but profound.
728
00:59:05,379 --> 00:59:08,177
- Felix, it's not that easy.
- Gino, new choreography.
729
00:59:08,248 --> 00:59:11,513
The animals are out. I don't think
bestiality makes it, musically.
730
00:59:11,585 --> 00:59:14,486
But Felix, it's such a different concept.
731
00:59:14,554 --> 00:59:17,648
A different concept
for a different world, Gino.
732
00:59:17,724 --> 00:59:19,316
Costumes, Agnes. Come on.
733
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:22,487
- Agnes, what about the costumes?
- It depends.
734
00:59:22,562 --> 00:59:25,292
- How erotic do you really want to go?
- Go.
735
00:59:25,365 --> 00:59:27,094
E-R-O-T-l-C. Go!
736
00:59:28,201 --> 00:59:32,103
Sally Miles, America's G-rated darling
in the B-U-F-F?
737
00:59:32,172 --> 00:59:33,434
Why not?
738
00:59:33,774 --> 00:59:37,232
Darling, some of her fans
still don't think she goes to the bathroom.
739
00:59:37,310 --> 00:59:41,337
If you want to dramatize the evils of
prostitution, corrupt a virgin, not a whore.
740
00:59:41,415 --> 00:59:43,940
Wait. Just let me readjust my sights.
741
00:59:44,017 --> 00:59:48,454
Fifteen years of nun's habits and
turtleneck bathing suits and now...
742
00:59:49,156 --> 00:59:52,091
Agnes, remember your first
Academy Award, Garbo Talks?
743
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:55,026
Yes, she talked,
but she went to the bathroom, too.
744
00:59:55,095 --> 00:59:58,155
You can do it, Agnes. I know you can.
745
00:59:59,032 --> 00:59:59,826
Agnes.
746
01:00:03,190 --> 01:00:04,384
Okay.
747
01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:06,391
I can do it.
748
01:00:07,061 --> 01:00:08,251
That's my girl.
749
01:00:08,499 --> 01:00:10,467
What I do now? Kitchen no work.
750
01:00:10,534 --> 01:00:13,833
- Fridge broke. Who fix the fridge?
- We get fridge fixie.
751
01:00:13,904 --> 01:00:16,964
Fixie fridge, then we get an eye,
ear, nose and throat fixie...
752
01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:19,168
...and have him cut out your tongue.
753
01:00:27,117 --> 01:00:29,950
Felix had absolutely no right to do that.
754
01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:31,817
Gary said, legally in any court...
755
01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:34,551
With all due respect to Gary,
he's very bright...
756
01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:36,957
...but he's your secretary, not your lawyer.
757
01:00:37,027 --> 01:00:40,224
You mean that Felix can just go out
and spend every single cent?
758
01:00:40,297 --> 01:00:42,265
I don't mean that.
You can take him to court.
759
01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:44,733
You can get an injunction
against him for your money.
760
01:00:44,802 --> 01:00:47,270
That'll be messy.
The press'll have a field day.
761
01:00:47,338 --> 01:00:49,772
You really want to go through
something like that?
762
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,832
No, but I don't want
to lose $8 million, either.
763
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:57,870
Sally, suppose the things that Felix wants
you to do make sense in today's market.
764
01:00:57,948 --> 01:01:00,382
Would you consider doing the film?
765
01:01:01,952 --> 01:01:05,080
- You mean, forget the money?
- No, I don't mean forget the money.
766
01:01:05,155 --> 01:01:06,816
Of course not forget the money.
767
01:01:06,890 --> 01:01:11,122
But for the sake of this discussion,
if it wasn't for just a cheap effect...
768
01:01:11,195 --> 01:01:14,187
...would you consider doing a nude scene,
or getting raped...
769
01:01:14,264 --> 01:01:17,324
...or whatever the hell it is
he wants you to do?
770
01:01:17,534 --> 01:01:19,934
Well, if it wasn't for cheap effect...
771
01:01:20,003 --> 01:01:22,267
I don't know. What do you think?
You're my agent.
772
01:01:22,339 --> 01:01:26,070
Well, dear, if I thought it was
a real ballsy part...
773
01:01:26,377 --> 01:01:30,677
...and the audience would believe you in it,
I certainly would have to consider it.
774
01:01:30,748 --> 01:01:34,445
But you're the first one to preach
my audience to me and my image.
775
01:01:34,785 --> 01:01:38,653
I'm the last person in the world who
would monkey around with your image.
776
01:01:38,722 --> 01:01:43,421
If I was certain, if I was absolutely
dead positive that you couldn't miss...
777
01:01:44,194 --> 01:01:47,391
...and incidentally,
turn a flop into a success...
778
01:01:47,464 --> 01:01:50,194
Sally, creative judgments
are not my department...
779
01:01:50,267 --> 01:01:53,395
...but I think you've got
a few important things to consider...
780
01:01:53,470 --> 01:01:56,530
...before you jump into
an $8 million lawsuit.
781
01:01:57,641 --> 01:02:00,132
Now, let me see if I can get this straight.
782
01:02:00,210 --> 01:02:03,771
I can sue, but at best
it would be expensive...
783
01:02:04,548 --> 01:02:09,451
...it would cause a lot of bad publicity
and there's a big chance that I would lose.
784
01:02:10,287 --> 01:02:12,778
On the other hand, I can do the film...
785
01:02:12,856 --> 01:02:16,792
...and please, God,
if Felix is right and it's a success...
786
01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:20,318
...then I would get my $8 million back,
plus half the profits?
787
01:02:20,397 --> 01:02:21,830
That's the least you would get.
788
01:02:21,899 --> 01:02:25,335
I think we can guarantee you
a deal better than that.
789
01:02:25,402 --> 01:02:28,462
Let's say 100 percent of the profits.
790
01:02:28,539 --> 01:02:30,769
I mean, what the hell is Felix going to do?
791
01:02:32,910 --> 01:02:35,242
I don't know about any of this.
792
01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:39,377
You just go ahead and make the best deal
you possibly can. Okay?
793
01:02:39,450 --> 01:02:41,543
Then you'll do the picture?
794
01:02:43,487 --> 01:02:45,011
What choice do I have?
795
01:02:46,957 --> 01:02:49,425
- I'll get the car.
- All right, Bob.
796
01:02:51,428 --> 01:02:54,192
You know, I'm really surprised
that she decided not to sue.
797
01:02:54,264 --> 01:02:56,892
I was talking to a lawyer friend of mine
the other night.
798
01:02:56,967 --> 01:02:59,197
He's with Meyers, Merton,
Miller and Galuzze.
799
01:02:59,269 --> 01:03:01,362
He thought Miss Miles
had an excellent case.
800
01:03:01,438 --> 01:03:05,272
She'd have no trouble at all
if she decided to sue Mr. Farmer.
801
01:03:06,276 --> 01:03:10,713
Well, Gary, why don't you suggest
to Miss Miles that she discharge me...
802
01:03:11,148 --> 01:03:13,412
...and get your friend to represent her?
803
01:03:13,484 --> 01:03:16,419
He also mentioned that your firm
represents Capitol Films.
804
01:03:16,487 --> 01:03:19,650
That must make it very hard
for you to remain impartial.
805
01:03:19,723 --> 01:03:24,183
Are you suggesting that I might be inclined
to favor Capitol's interests?
806
01:03:24,261 --> 01:03:26,024
- Yes.
- Herb.
807
01:03:27,397 --> 01:03:29,592
- It is Gary, isn't it?
- Yes.
808
01:03:31,401 --> 01:03:34,768
Tell me, have you suggested
any of these things to Sally?
809
01:03:34,838 --> 01:03:36,430
- Not yet.
- Why not?
810
01:03:36,807 --> 01:03:40,299
Because I wanted to know
what you had to say about it.
811
01:03:40,844 --> 01:03:44,507
What if I said I thought you were
much too bright a young man...
812
01:03:44,581 --> 01:03:46,606
...to just be a personal secretary?
813
01:03:46,783 --> 01:03:48,808
I'd say I agree with you.
814
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:54,152
- I think you'd make a hell of an agent.
- I think I'd make a better producer.
815
01:03:58,028 --> 01:04:02,556
I'm giving a little party Friday night,
David Blackman will be there.
816
01:04:02,633 --> 01:04:06,034
- I'd enjoy meeting Mr. Blackman.
- I'm sure you would.
817
01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:08,936
All right, 8:00. Dress casual.
818
01:04:36,934 --> 01:04:39,266
- Mr. Blackman's office.
- Give me Blackman.
819
01:04:40,237 --> 01:04:42,171
Yes. One minute, please.
820
01:04:48,078 --> 01:04:50,774
- Yeah?
- Overseas from Mr. Minsike.
821
01:04:52,249 --> 01:04:55,241
Hello, J.G.? Yes, J.G.
822
01:04:56,353 --> 01:04:58,981
- Have you seen Newsweek?
- Yes, I've seen it.
823
01:04:59,056 --> 01:05:03,220
Newsweek article. Yes, J.G.
It is getting a lot of publicity.
824
01:05:03,293 --> 01:05:06,990
- You should get into it.
- Why should I? It's not our picture.
825
01:05:07,064 --> 01:05:09,294
What do you mean, it's not our picture?
826
01:05:09,366 --> 01:05:12,893
No. I told you. Outright.
Everything. You approved it.
827
01:05:13,503 --> 01:05:16,472
It's worth $100 million,
maybe $200 million, who knows?
828
01:05:16,740 --> 01:05:20,005
That illiterate asshole thinks
if Sally Miles does a nude scene...
829
01:05:20,077 --> 01:05:21,772
...Night Wind could be a hit.
830
01:05:21,845 --> 01:05:25,144
He says we should at least
make a distribution deal with Felix.
831
01:05:25,215 --> 01:05:26,944
- Yeah.
- Give him a better deal.
832
01:05:27,017 --> 01:05:29,212
What if he's made a deal
with another company?
833
01:05:29,286 --> 01:05:30,719
Break his legs if he won't cooperate.
834
01:05:30,787 --> 01:05:32,812
- Right.
- I've got too much at stake here...
835
01:05:35,158 --> 01:05:37,422
I want to get a look at that new script.
836
01:05:37,527 --> 01:05:39,017
That's not going to be easy.
837
01:05:39,096 --> 01:05:41,394
I didn't ask you how tough it was,
just get it.
838
01:05:41,498 --> 01:05:42,658
All right.
839
01:05:42,733 --> 01:05:46,260
When he starts shooting,
I want you on that sound stage.
840
01:05:46,436 --> 01:05:47,960
What if it's a closed set?
841
01:05:48,372 --> 01:05:51,307
- I told you I want something done.
- Done.
842
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:53,969
Get on that set,
find out what he's doing and report.
843
01:05:54,044 --> 01:05:56,137
- Right.
- I may want to look at his dailies.
844
01:05:56,213 --> 01:05:57,145
Right.
845
01:05:58,382 --> 01:05:59,371
Right.
846
01:06:01,284 --> 01:06:02,911
Come on. It's okay.
847
01:06:04,721 --> 01:06:05,915
Anybody got a blanket?
848
01:06:09,926 --> 01:06:11,257
Hey, that's a good blanket.
849
01:06:11,328 --> 01:06:13,990
You wreck that blanket,
you're going to buy me a new one.
850
01:06:23,507 --> 01:06:26,965
Burgess Webster is best remembered for
his outstanding performance...
851
01:06:27,044 --> 01:06:29,478
... as Uncle Fudd in Mississippi Mud.
852
01:06:29,546 --> 01:06:32,413
This morning,
on Stage 15 at Capitol Studio...
853
01:06:32,716 --> 01:06:37,210
... the entire company of Felix Farmer's
controversial new film, Night Wind...
854
01:06:37,287 --> 01:06:40,745
... observed a minute of silence
in memory of the famous actor.
855
01:06:41,224 --> 01:06:42,418
Speaking of Night Wind...
856
01:06:42,492 --> 01:06:45,689
... rumor has it that today
movie history will be made...
857
01:06:45,762 --> 01:06:48,959
... when Sally Miles,
the silver screen's symbol of sweetness...
858
01:06:49,032 --> 01:06:50,897
... sinlessness and sobriety...
859
01:06:50,967 --> 01:06:54,266
... proves once and for all that
Peter Pan really is a girl.
860
01:06:54,337 --> 01:06:59,274
Yes, believe it or not, America's G-rated
sweetheart, in a X-rated nude scene.
861
01:10:10,767 --> 01:10:12,325
No!
862
01:10:13,069 --> 01:10:14,263
Cut it.
863
01:10:28,118 --> 01:10:31,554
You call that fast?
Is that what you call fast?
864
01:10:31,621 --> 01:10:33,919
Get the lead out, I say. Jesus.
865
01:10:33,990 --> 01:10:36,550
I could've made better time
in a covered wagon.
866
01:10:36,626 --> 01:10:39,857
$10 a mile
and you can't even use the siren.
867
01:10:39,930 --> 01:10:42,091
I'm telling you, if I'm late for this...
868
01:10:42,165 --> 01:10:46,363
...I will have a few things to say about
your rotten service in my next column.
869
01:10:46,436 --> 01:10:49,371
- Come on, let's go.
- Where do you think you're going?
870
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:51,964
We're on our way to Lourdes.
Where do you think?
871
01:10:52,042 --> 01:10:53,634
You have to have a pass.
872
01:10:54,277 --> 01:10:56,040
Do you know who I am?
873
01:10:56,112 --> 01:10:58,478
Yeah. You're somebody
who's making a big mistake...
874
01:10:58,548 --> 01:11:01,073
...if you think you're going to
get in without a pass.
875
01:11:02,185 --> 01:11:05,313
It's no use. I can't do it.
876
01:11:06,022 --> 01:11:08,650
I thought I could, but I just cannot.
877
01:11:08,725 --> 01:11:10,124
- Sally...
- No, Culley.
878
01:11:10,193 --> 01:11:12,058
- But, sweetheart...
- No, Felix.
879
01:11:12,128 --> 01:11:13,117
No.
880
01:11:13,830 --> 01:11:17,891
There is no way in God's earth
that I will bare my... out there.
881
01:11:17,968 --> 01:11:19,560
- But, Sally...
- I thought I could.
882
01:11:19,636 --> 01:11:20,694
You can.
883
01:11:20,770 --> 01:11:24,262
My mind says "yes,"
but my body says "no."
884
01:11:24,341 --> 01:11:26,866
- But, Sally.
- I know what it means to the film.
885
01:11:26,943 --> 01:11:30,435
I know it means that I'm not being
a trooper, and things like that.
886
01:11:30,513 --> 01:11:32,276
It's out of my hands. I'm helpless.
887
01:11:32,349 --> 01:11:34,977
- We'll clear everybody off the stage.
- It won't help.
888
01:11:35,051 --> 01:11:38,680
It's just one shot. We'll set the lights
and camera, everybody will leave.
889
01:11:38,755 --> 01:11:39,551
No.
890
01:11:39,622 --> 01:11:43,786
- What about the guy in the jack-in-the-box?
- We'll blindfold him. Nobody will see.
891
01:11:43,860 --> 01:11:47,387
My public will see. My children will see.
892
01:11:47,464 --> 01:11:49,557
It'll be R-rated.
They won't even let them in.
893
01:11:49,632 --> 01:11:52,032
But they'll know.
Don't you care if they know?
894
01:11:52,102 --> 01:11:54,195
God, Felix, they're your children, too.
895
01:11:54,270 --> 01:11:57,364
Sophia Loren has children.
I hear she is a wonderful mother.
896
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,340
She would never hurt her children.
897
01:11:59,409 --> 01:12:01,741
And God knows, the public has seen her...
898
01:12:01,811 --> 01:12:03,438
Oh, I know.
899
01:12:04,314 --> 01:12:05,872
- Ben, Culley.
- Glenda Jackson.
900
01:12:05,949 --> 01:12:07,507
Glenda Jackson. A fantastic mother.
901
01:12:07,584 --> 01:12:09,609
- Vanessa Redgrave.
- Never a better mother.
902
01:12:09,686 --> 01:12:10,812
Somebody who's not English.
903
01:12:10,887 --> 01:12:12,184
- Jane Fonda.
- Jane Fonda.
904
01:12:12,255 --> 01:12:14,052
- Shirley MacLaine.
- Shirley MacLaine.
905
01:12:14,124 --> 01:12:15,648
Liv Ullman!
906
01:12:17,227 --> 01:12:19,627
- Liv Ullman?
- I think so.
907
01:12:23,133 --> 01:12:24,157
Liv Ullman.
908
01:12:24,868 --> 01:12:26,460
I don't think there's anything...
909
01:12:26,536 --> 01:12:28,902
I don't want to know.
Where do we stand legally?
910
01:12:28,972 --> 01:12:32,874
Here. He can't hire outside security,
but he can close the stage.
911
01:12:32,942 --> 01:12:35,877
He must, at all times,
comply with the existing rules.
912
01:12:35,945 --> 01:12:37,207
Wait a minute.
913
01:12:38,982 --> 01:12:41,542
'Morning, Richard. How's the old prostate?
914
01:12:41,751 --> 01:12:44,015
Wait a minute. Shit!
915
01:12:44,554 --> 01:12:46,749
Don't you move me, you clods.
916
01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:52,127
Now, you listen to me,
you penny-ante pea brain, junior G-Man.
917
01:12:52,729 --> 01:12:56,096
If you know what's good for you,
you better get on that phone...
918
01:12:56,166 --> 01:13:01,126
...and tell Mr. Big-shot Farmer that I said
he'd better let me on that stage...
919
01:13:01,204 --> 01:13:05,573
...or I'll crucify him in 150 newspapers...
920
01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:08,577
...every day for the
rest of his useless life.
921
01:13:08,645 --> 01:13:10,476
- Hello, Polly.
- Irving.
922
01:13:10,547 --> 01:13:12,708
You look like an anemic turtle.
923
01:13:13,883 --> 01:13:16,283
You're going to let that shyster on?
924
01:13:17,287 --> 01:13:19,312
I could sue you for calling me that.
925
01:13:19,389 --> 01:13:22,722
A shyster is a disreputable lawyer.
I'm a quack.
926
01:13:23,693 --> 01:13:25,923
You better tell Felix I'm out here.
927
01:13:26,663 --> 01:13:27,960
David.
928
01:13:29,165 --> 01:13:33,261
This maniac insulted me
and physically prevented me...
929
01:13:33,336 --> 01:13:35,531
...from going through that door.
930
01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:37,936
Okay. I'm David Blackman.
931
01:13:38,641 --> 01:13:41,838
I run this studio
and I'm ordering you off the lot.
932
01:13:42,078 --> 01:13:44,273
Are you going to move,
or should I move you?
933
01:13:44,347 --> 01:13:47,077
You'd be making a serious mistake,
Mr. Blackman.
934
01:13:48,618 --> 01:13:51,746
- What's your name?
- Harrigan. Harold P.
935
01:13:52,388 --> 01:13:56,757
All right, Mr. Harrigan, Harold B.,
I'm going to remember you.
936
01:13:57,093 --> 01:13:58,720
I'm going back to my office.
937
01:13:58,795 --> 01:14:01,195
If you're not off this lot
by the time I get there...
938
01:14:01,264 --> 01:14:04,529
...you'll never work again in this town
as long as you live.
939
01:14:05,702 --> 01:14:07,829
David, wait a minute. What about me?
940
01:14:07,904 --> 01:14:10,839
Just relax, Polly.
Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
941
01:14:14,110 --> 01:14:16,010
You know what that meant?
942
01:14:16,179 --> 01:14:17,703
That's your ass.
943
01:14:24,487 --> 01:14:28,218
Dick, what are you fooling around for?
Get him off the street.
944
01:14:32,095 --> 01:14:33,494
That stings.
945
01:14:34,497 --> 01:14:38,991
It takes approximately 25 seconds
for a shot to travel from stern to stem.
946
01:14:40,136 --> 01:14:42,468
The time can vary two or three seconds...
947
01:14:42,539 --> 01:14:45,201
...according to the heart rate,
height of the patient...
948
01:14:45,275 --> 01:14:49,177
...and the amount of gluteal muscle
into which it was injected.
949
01:14:49,512 --> 01:14:52,481
Also, there's the matter of drug potency
to be considered.
950
01:14:52,549 --> 01:14:55,848
You should be feeling it about now.
951
01:15:02,825 --> 01:15:05,817
I suggest you sit
until you get your sea legs.
952
01:15:09,632 --> 01:15:12,965
- Can she work?
- Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
953
01:15:13,069 --> 01:15:16,937
I was specifically requested to alleviate
her anxiety. Work was never mentioned.
954
01:15:17,006 --> 01:15:19,702
Irving, she's got a very big scene to do.
955
01:15:21,144 --> 01:15:23,271
I have to show my boobies.
956
01:15:23,746 --> 01:15:26,874
What do you think, Irving?
You've seen my boobies.
957
01:15:27,684 --> 01:15:29,549
Are they worth showing?
958
01:15:29,619 --> 01:15:33,453
Since I can only render an evaluation
based on a completely impersonal...
959
01:15:33,523 --> 01:15:37,516
...purely professional examination
of the subject, or subjects...
960
01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:42,627
...I would say that in my humble opinion,
you've got a terrific pair of knockers.
961
01:15:49,372 --> 01:15:52,500
- Let's get this show on the road.
- Set 'em up. Clear the stage.
962
01:15:52,575 --> 01:15:53,599
No.
963
01:15:54,077 --> 01:15:55,908
- You don't mind?
- No.
964
01:15:58,514 --> 01:15:59,845
Easy, gal.
965
01:16:01,951 --> 01:16:04,784
You've got some fast moves
for an old jock.
966
01:16:04,854 --> 01:16:06,583
- You okay?
- Terrific.
967
01:16:06,956 --> 01:16:10,289
You know, you are sexually notorious.
968
01:16:11,027 --> 01:16:14,485
A semi-fraudulent reputation,
which I do everything I can to encourage.
969
01:16:14,564 --> 01:16:15,622
Why?
970
01:16:15,999 --> 01:16:19,935
Because it's the best way for an old man
to compete in a young man's world.
971
01:16:20,003 --> 01:16:23,837
- Terrific. Hang in there, Culley.
- Mickey, get them ready.
972
01:16:23,906 --> 01:16:25,874
- Hi, Mickey.
- Hi.
973
01:16:25,942 --> 01:16:29,400
I certainly am. Right, Olie?
974
01:16:29,879 --> 01:16:31,608
You certainly are.
975
01:16:40,323 --> 01:16:42,689
- You're sure you're okay?
- Terrific.
976
01:16:42,759 --> 01:16:44,693
Makeup. Wardrobe.
977
01:16:51,601 --> 01:16:55,230
- Is she going to be all right?
- It depends what you mean by "all right."
978
01:16:55,305 --> 01:16:58,274
I once cured an amateur skydiver
of acute acrophobia.
979
01:16:58,341 --> 01:17:01,504
You could say he was all right
because he was able to jump.
980
01:17:01,577 --> 01:17:03,875
But you could also say
he was not all right...
981
01:17:03,946 --> 01:17:06,574
...because he was so stoned
he didn't open his parachute.
982
01:17:06,649 --> 01:17:09,140
You know, Irving, you're a real twat.
983
01:17:09,519 --> 01:17:11,282
That reminds me, Polly's outside.
984
01:17:11,354 --> 01:17:12,480
- Polly.
- Reed.
985
01:17:12,555 --> 01:17:14,750
- Outside?
- Trying to get inside.
986
01:17:15,491 --> 01:17:16,856
Oh, my God!
987
01:17:35,078 --> 01:17:39,105
Sally, we'll pick it up where
you enter the devil's mouth, okay?
988
01:17:39,182 --> 01:17:40,774
Okay.
989
01:17:42,418 --> 01:17:44,886
Don't blame the guard.
He was just doing his job.
990
01:17:44,954 --> 01:17:46,922
I left instructions:
Nobody passes without a pass.
991
01:17:46,989 --> 01:17:50,152
Did you leave instructions
that he was supposed to insult me?
992
01:17:50,226 --> 01:17:52,319
Please! There's a red light.
993
01:17:52,929 --> 01:17:54,829
I can't see. Pick me up.
994
01:17:55,732 --> 01:17:56,960
Gently.
995
01:18:01,437 --> 01:18:03,462
- Sally.
- Quiet.
996
01:18:09,112 --> 01:18:11,910
Hi, Polly. Come to see my boobies?
997
01:18:16,419 --> 01:18:18,353
Okay, you dirty rat...
998
01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:19,944
...roll 'em.
999
01:18:20,022 --> 01:18:22,422
All right, quiet now, on the bell.
1000
01:18:24,527 --> 01:18:26,654
And roll, please.
1001
01:18:29,298 --> 01:18:30,458
Speed.
1002
01:18:32,335 --> 01:18:33,666
Play back.
1003
01:21:53,336 --> 01:21:55,463
- Hello?
- Let me talk to David.
1004
01:21:55,638 --> 01:21:58,664
- It's for you.
- This is J.G. I'm still waiting.
1005
01:21:58,841 --> 01:22:00,934
- Yeah?
- What about the fucking contract?
1006
01:22:01,010 --> 01:22:03,444
Yes, J.G. I was just going to call you.
1007
01:22:03,512 --> 01:22:05,742
Yes, J.G., we're working on it.
1008
01:22:06,349 --> 01:22:08,078
Please, just relax.
1009
01:22:08,317 --> 01:22:10,683
Yeah, we're going to get it.
1010
01:22:10,753 --> 01:22:12,744
I promise you, we're going to get it.
1011
01:22:12,822 --> 01:22:15,586
We're going to get it
before the stockholders' meeting.
1012
01:22:15,658 --> 01:22:18,058
Yes. I guarantee it.
1013
01:22:18,928 --> 01:22:20,828
Right. How's the weather?
1014
01:22:21,597 --> 01:22:23,326
Great. Enjoy.
1015
01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:26,427
The contract, signed, sealed and delivered.
1016
01:22:26,769 --> 01:22:29,397
Chairman of one of
the country's biggest grocery chains...
1017
01:22:29,472 --> 01:22:32,032
...and all he can think about is the movies.
1018
01:22:32,408 --> 01:22:34,205
He's driving me crazy.
1019
01:22:34,744 --> 01:22:35,676
Hello, Eva?
1020
01:22:35,745 --> 01:22:38,009
- Got anything?
- David.
1021
01:22:38,314 --> 01:22:40,475
- You talk to her yet?
- Gary talked to her.
1022
01:22:40,549 --> 01:22:43,017
- When did you talk to Gary?
- I talked to him Tuesday.
1023
01:22:43,085 --> 01:22:45,417
I've got to know:
Is she going to sign or isn't she?
1024
01:22:45,488 --> 01:22:46,785
If she doesn't, it's my ass.
1025
01:22:49,158 --> 01:22:51,649
David, stop worrying about it.
1026
01:22:52,194 --> 01:22:56,426
Sweetie, I promise you.
I promise you that she's going to do it.
1027
01:22:56,999 --> 01:22:59,729
Yes, darling. 'Bye, sweetie.
1028
01:23:01,737 --> 01:23:02,863
Snake.
1029
01:23:07,843 --> 01:23:10,710
Chinese New Year,
everybody go San Francisco.
1030
01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:14,238
Not everybody, kiddo.
I no go San Francisco.
1031
01:23:14,350 --> 01:23:18,013
Missie Farmer no go San Francisco,
and you no go San Francisco.
1032
01:23:18,087 --> 01:23:21,181
Because Missie Farmer
having party Friday night.
1033
01:23:21,590 --> 01:23:23,251
Friday Chinese New Year.
1034
01:23:23,325 --> 01:23:24,519
Hello?
1035
01:23:24,593 --> 01:23:25,821
I Chinese.
1036
01:23:25,895 --> 01:23:29,228
That's what you say. Danny Kaye
cooks better Chinese food than you.
1037
01:23:29,298 --> 01:23:32,631
You don't even play Ping-Pong.
You probably had your eyes fixed.
1038
01:23:32,702 --> 01:23:37,105
I'm sorry, but kung fu's galloping gourmet
is off his litchi nut again.
1039
01:23:38,007 --> 01:23:41,443
Look, I told you,
something like this cannot be rushed.
1040
01:23:41,510 --> 01:23:44,308
One way or the other,
you'll be the first to know.
1041
01:23:44,380 --> 01:23:47,372
If I swing it, she'll
probably call you herself.
1042
01:24:07,036 --> 01:24:08,435
Thanks, Gary.
1043
01:24:11,741 --> 01:24:12,833
What?
1044
01:24:14,009 --> 01:24:15,977
You look a little tired.
1045
01:24:17,513 --> 01:24:19,003
I suppose I am a bit.
1046
01:24:19,081 --> 01:24:22,107
The studio called.
You don't have to be in makeup until 10:00.
1047
01:24:22,184 --> 01:24:23,378
Good.
1048
01:24:24,754 --> 01:24:27,086
I've been working rather hard.
1049
01:24:27,256 --> 01:24:29,349
Not to mention the emotional strain.
1050
01:24:33,963 --> 01:24:37,455
Felix says there is nothing to worry about.
1051
01:24:40,202 --> 01:24:42,932
I hope he's right, for your sake.
1052
01:24:46,509 --> 01:24:49,000
You don't think he's right, do you?
1053
01:24:54,850 --> 01:24:56,147
If it were your film...
1054
01:24:58,220 --> 01:24:59,949
...all your money...
1055
01:25:01,123 --> 01:25:04,058
...would you do it all yourself? I mean...
1056
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:08,161
...distribute it, and advertise it?
1057
01:25:08,964 --> 01:25:10,989
- The whole thing?
- No.
1058
01:25:11,834 --> 01:25:13,062
Why not?
1059
01:25:14,270 --> 01:25:17,205
Because I'm by nature
a very cautious person.
1060
01:25:17,807 --> 01:25:22,369
I'd want absolutely the best protection
I could get for my money.
1061
01:25:22,812 --> 01:25:25,337
Especially if it were all my money.
1062
01:25:26,115 --> 01:25:28,982
I'll tell you one thing I'd do for sure:
1063
01:25:30,653 --> 01:25:33,588
I'd try and get good advice.
1064
01:25:33,989 --> 01:25:38,790
I'd pick up the phone and I'd call somebody
who knows the business.
1065
01:25:39,495 --> 01:25:41,588
Somebody I can trust.
1066
01:25:42,464 --> 01:25:44,329
Like your agent.
1067
01:26:19,368 --> 01:26:20,835
You're late.
1068
01:26:21,637 --> 01:26:22,729
I wasn't sure.
1069
01:26:23,606 --> 01:26:24,971
But you came.
1070
01:26:25,474 --> 01:26:28,739
After all we've been through,
you still want me?
1071
01:27:08,817 --> 01:27:10,045
Not bad, Felix.
1072
01:27:11,654 --> 01:27:14,122
- What? Out!
- Take it easy, Felix.
1073
01:27:14,189 --> 01:27:17,989
Out. You're not allowed in here. Nobody
sees my movie without my permission.
1074
01:27:18,060 --> 01:27:20,620
- Your movie, Felix?
- My movie. Every frame.
1075
01:27:20,696 --> 01:27:22,994
An ironbound contract that proves it.
1076
01:27:23,065 --> 01:27:26,660
Which very clearly states
I have absolute, complete control.
1077
01:27:26,769 --> 01:27:30,136
An hour ago,
your wife signed a distribution contract.
1078
01:27:30,673 --> 01:27:33,141
- Distribution contract for what?
- Night Wind.
1079
01:27:33,208 --> 01:27:34,175
What?
1080
01:27:34,243 --> 01:27:36,575
When I need your help, Culley...
1081
01:27:37,179 --> 01:27:39,579
- My wife?
- You better listen, pal.
1082
01:27:39,648 --> 01:27:41,240
My wife can't sign anything.
1083
01:27:41,383 --> 01:27:44,318
According to a superior court judge,
she can.
1084
01:27:44,453 --> 01:27:46,353
She has a right to protect her investment.
1085
01:27:46,422 --> 01:27:49,357
Especially since she didn't agree
to the investment.
1086
01:27:49,425 --> 01:27:50,949
Actually, you're getting off easy.
1087
01:27:51,026 --> 01:27:54,223
If she wanted to, she could have you
arrested for embezzlement.
1088
01:27:56,732 --> 01:27:58,063
You Judas!
1089
01:28:01,136 --> 01:28:02,398
- Come on.
- Get him out.
1090
01:28:02,471 --> 01:28:04,063
Pack up his office and get him off the lot.
1091
01:28:04,139 --> 01:28:07,131
- You've got one hour to do it.
- Don't press your luck, David.
1092
01:28:07,209 --> 01:28:09,336
They stole my film.
1093
01:28:09,411 --> 01:28:12,642
He broke my nose.
I'm going to sue the bastard.
1094
01:28:12,715 --> 01:28:15,047
You're not going to sue.
Get his nose to a doctor.
1095
01:28:15,117 --> 01:28:18,177
Call the lab.
Don't let that lunatic near that negative.
1096
01:28:18,253 --> 01:28:20,653
- Have you got a handkerchief?
- Yes.
1097
01:28:21,623 --> 01:28:24,490
- You're the cutter?
- Yes, sir. Ralph Himmler.
1098
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:28,087
- What's the running time, Ralph?
- 163 minutes.
1099
01:28:29,331 --> 01:28:33,392
That's too long.
Okay, let's see what we've got...
1100
01:28:33,802 --> 01:28:35,394
...and what we can lose.
1101
01:28:35,838 --> 01:28:37,635
They stole my film!
1102
01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:41,566
They stole! Those Philistines!
1103
01:28:41,744 --> 01:28:43,769
Don't go off half-cocked.
1104
01:28:45,647 --> 01:28:47,308
You stole my film.
1105
01:28:47,950 --> 01:28:49,713
I'll steal your car.
1106
01:28:52,121 --> 01:28:54,919
Felix, see a lawyer, for God's sake.
1107
01:29:06,935 --> 01:29:08,266
Shit!
1108
01:30:06,428 --> 01:30:10,330
Unit 28 in pursuit of a black Lemay.
Personalized plate: CAP EXEC.
1109
01:30:48,003 --> 01:30:49,868
Jezebel!
1110
01:31:02,484 --> 01:31:04,577
- Where is she?
- Rangoon.
1111
01:31:04,653 --> 01:31:06,587
- Rangoon?
- Daddy.
1112
01:31:07,422 --> 01:31:09,287
- Hands up!
- Rangoon?
1113
01:31:09,992 --> 01:31:12,654
- John John, give me that.
- Which Rangoon?
1114
01:31:12,728 --> 01:31:14,593
She's gone to see a swami or something.
1115
01:31:14,663 --> 01:31:18,099
Give me that.
She's going to need more than a swami.
1116
01:31:22,337 --> 01:31:23,099
Don't shoot!
1117
01:31:38,954 --> 01:31:40,182
Hold it.
1118
01:31:42,291 --> 01:31:45,556
Hold it! You hit my motorcycle.
Wait a minute!
1119
01:31:47,596 --> 01:31:48,858
Let's go.
1120
01:31:53,302 --> 01:31:56,760
6L41. Advise all units possible
suspect from black Lemay...
1121
01:31:56,838 --> 01:31:58,567
...now driving white Rolls-Royce.
1122
01:32:16,291 --> 01:32:17,349
Hey.
1123
01:32:23,298 --> 01:32:25,425
It's me, Harrigan. Harold P.
1124
01:32:26,068 --> 01:32:28,161
- Harrigan. Yes.
- I just started here today.
1125
01:32:28,237 --> 01:32:30,865
Thanks to Mr. Culley's recommendation.
1126
01:32:33,108 --> 01:32:34,700
Good old Culley.
1127
01:32:36,245 --> 01:32:38,213
Something wrong, Mr. Farmer?
1128
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:41,215
No. I'm just late
for an very important date.
1129
01:32:41,283 --> 01:32:42,716
Like Alice in Wonderland.
1130
01:32:42,784 --> 01:32:44,649
- What?
- The March Hare.
1131
01:32:46,121 --> 01:32:48,954
Yes, it's good to see you again, Harrigan.
1132
01:32:52,394 --> 01:32:55,830
Mr. Farmer. The studio just called,
and I'm afraid...
1133
01:32:56,198 --> 01:32:58,530
I'm a desperate man, Mr. Lipschitz.
1134
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:02,866
If every reel of my negative
is not in this office in 10 minutes...
1135
01:33:02,938 --> 01:33:05,270
...l'm going to blow your brains out.
1136
01:33:21,490 --> 01:33:25,426
- Please, Mr. Farmer, don't shoot.
- Just do what I tell you, nobody gets hurt.
1137
01:33:25,494 --> 01:33:27,428
Harrigan, just stay where you are.
1138
01:33:27,496 --> 01:33:30,693
- Mr. Farmer.
- Get out of the way. He's crazy.
1139
01:33:30,766 --> 01:33:33,257
- Now, hold it.
- I'll shoot, Harrigan.
1140
01:33:33,335 --> 01:33:36,998
- For God's sake, get out of the way.
- Mr. Farmer...
1141
01:33:38,307 --> 01:33:40,298
- Give me that gun.
- I'm going to shoot.
1142
01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:41,740
He's going to shoot!
1143
01:33:41,810 --> 01:33:43,971
- You really don't want to do that.
- Yes, I do.
1144
01:33:44,046 --> 01:33:46,014
Yes, he does. You're fired, Harrigan.
1145
01:33:46,081 --> 01:33:48,072
Pick up your money and get out.
1146
01:33:48,183 --> 01:33:49,150
Come on.
1147
01:33:49,217 --> 01:33:53,210
- You don't understand. It's my film.
- It's his film.
1148
01:33:53,288 --> 01:33:56,314
- They took away my film.
- They took away his film.
1149
01:33:56,391 --> 01:33:57,415
No.
1150
01:34:15,644 --> 01:34:17,202
I'm sorry, Mr. Farmer.
1151
01:34:19,915 --> 01:34:21,849
It's all right, Harrigan.
1152
01:34:22,784 --> 01:34:27,118
This could mean another $10 million
at the box office.
1153
01:34:48,810 --> 01:34:50,300
Gracias, se�or.
1154
01:34:50,812 --> 01:34:52,439
What did you play?
1155
01:34:52,781 --> 01:34:55,944
Sinatra. $6 worth of Sinatra.
1156
01:34:56,785 --> 01:34:57,979
Bullshit.
1157
01:34:58,954 --> 01:35:00,945
- Bullshit?
- Bullshit.
1158
01:35:02,591 --> 01:35:07,494
I mean, S.O. B:
Standard Operational Bullshit.
1159
01:35:09,765 --> 01:35:11,733
They kill the poor, sweet son of a bitch...
1160
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:15,861
...and then they give him a sendoff
like he's some kind of a saint.
1161
01:35:16,438 --> 01:35:18,872
She's going to sing, for Christ's sake.
Come on.
1162
01:35:18,940 --> 01:35:22,467
I mean, she knifes him in the back,
and then she's going to sing to him?
1163
01:35:22,878 --> 01:35:24,743
It's bullshit, Culley.
1164
01:35:25,580 --> 01:35:26,672
Probably.
1165
01:35:26,748 --> 01:35:28,272
It's not funny.
1166
01:35:30,318 --> 01:35:31,842
I guess it's not.
1167
01:35:32,154 --> 01:35:33,985
Or maybe it should be.
1168
01:35:35,056 --> 01:35:36,956
You want to step outside?
1169
01:35:37,492 --> 01:35:39,653
- Who are you talking to?
- Culley.
1170
01:35:39,728 --> 01:35:41,753
You're looking between us.
1171
01:35:41,830 --> 01:35:44,060
Maybe I am, but you know who I mean.
1172
01:35:44,132 --> 01:35:46,623
Culley. How about it?
You want to step outside?
1173
01:35:46,701 --> 01:35:47,793
Nope.
1174
01:35:48,437 --> 01:35:50,234
Come on. I want to fight you.
1175
01:35:50,505 --> 01:35:52,939
What for? You know I can lick you.
1176
01:35:53,341 --> 01:35:54,968
Right. That's why.
1177
01:35:57,546 --> 01:35:59,912
I'm so damned ashamed
of so many things I've done...
1178
01:35:59,981 --> 01:36:03,007
...and I didn't do when I should have...
1179
01:36:03,084 --> 01:36:05,382
...and I didn't and I did them anyway.
1180
01:36:05,821 --> 01:36:06,947
Darling...
1181
01:36:07,022 --> 01:36:09,752
I want him to beat the shit out of me
so I can feel better.
1182
01:36:09,825 --> 01:36:11,622
But, brother sinner...
1183
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:15,591
...even though I completely understand
your need for purgation...
1184
01:36:15,664 --> 01:36:17,598
Do you? Do you really?
1185
01:36:17,666 --> 01:36:21,534
There isn't a man among us
with half a conscience...
1186
01:36:21,870 --> 01:36:26,000
...who doesn't keep a hair shirt
as a permanent part of his wardrobe.
1187
01:36:26,741 --> 01:36:28,504
What does that mean?
1188
01:36:31,746 --> 01:36:34,180
Can you explain it to him, Culley?
1189
01:36:37,285 --> 01:36:41,654
It's not easy. There are so few people
in this town with a conscience.
1190
01:36:44,759 --> 01:36:46,886
I'll tell you one thing...
1191
01:36:53,335 --> 01:36:55,462
I got a postcard from Lila and Babs.
1192
01:36:55,537 --> 01:36:58,165
I'm not going to that bullshit funeral.
1193
01:36:59,174 --> 01:37:00,402
It's...
1194
01:37:01,710 --> 01:37:03,871
- Hypocritical.
- It's bullshit.
1195
01:37:07,082 --> 01:37:10,848
What is your disposition regarding
the funeral, brother Culley?
1196
01:37:11,052 --> 01:37:13,020
I vote with brother Ben.
1197
01:37:13,321 --> 01:37:16,484
- So, what's the alternative?
- We don't go.
1198
01:37:17,158 --> 01:37:20,719
Not good enough. Felix deserves better
than they're going to give him.
1199
01:37:20,795 --> 01:37:22,729
It's up to us to see to it he gets it.
1200
01:37:22,797 --> 01:37:26,358
Therefore, I propose we give him
the un-deceitful...
1201
01:37:26,801 --> 01:37:29,702
...openhearted last honors,
which are his due.
1202
01:37:31,873 --> 01:37:33,067
L'Chaim.
1203
01:37:33,408 --> 01:37:35,205
Whatever that means.
1204
01:37:52,127 --> 01:37:53,617
You stay in the car.
1205
01:37:53,695 --> 01:37:55,925
- Who stay in the car?
- Him stay in the car.
1206
01:37:55,997 --> 01:37:57,430
I don't want to stay in the car.
1207
01:37:57,499 --> 01:38:00,263
Look, we have to be sly and stealthy
and you're too pissed.
1208
01:38:00,335 --> 01:38:02,929
Bullshit, I can be just as sty
and sleathy as you can.
1209
01:38:03,004 --> 01:38:06,337
- It's rise or fall together, Culley.
- The Three Muscatels.
1210
01:38:06,408 --> 01:38:08,171
All right, let's go.
1211
01:38:16,585 --> 01:38:18,553
Be with you in a minute.
1212
01:38:19,220 --> 01:38:22,212
- You can always do that.
- I have to take a pee.
1213
01:38:22,991 --> 01:38:26,449
- How are we going to get in?
- Knock and tell them you're dead.
1214
01:38:26,528 --> 01:38:28,155
That's not funny.
1215
01:38:33,602 --> 01:38:35,570
After a 17-hour standoff with police...
1216
01:38:35,637 --> 01:38:39,164
- What if there's a burglar alarm?
- Ben, stand guard, will you?
1217
01:38:40,675 --> 01:38:44,270
The suspects emerged unarmed
and surrendered to SWAT team members...
1218
01:38:44,346 --> 01:38:45,938
... without a shot being fired.
1219
01:38:46,014 --> 01:38:48,710
Superstar Sally Miles arrived
from Rangoon today...
1220
01:38:48,783 --> 01:38:52,241
... and she was accompanied by
Professor KrishnamamsaKesari.
1221
01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:55,255
When questioned by reporters,
the actress refused to comment...
1222
01:38:55,323 --> 01:38:56,984
... on her husband's tragic death.
1223
01:38:57,225 --> 01:39:00,592
Services for Felix Farmer will be held...
1224
01:39:00,662 --> 01:39:02,892
... on Stage 15 at Capitol Studios.
1225
01:39:02,964 --> 01:39:07,230
A family spokesman said today a record
turnout is expected to pay final tribute...
1226
01:39:07,302 --> 01:39:10,760
... to the late producer who was shot
by police while trying to steal...
1227
01:39:10,839 --> 01:39:14,741
... the negatives to his controversial film,
Night Wind last Tuesday.
1228
01:39:14,809 --> 01:39:19,337
It is ironic that on the eve of his funeral
his new version of Night Wind...
1229
01:39:19,414 --> 01:39:22,406
... opened to record business
in 800 theatres across the country.
1230
01:39:36,331 --> 01:39:37,798
Come on.
1231
01:40:02,424 --> 01:40:03,686
Culley.
1232
01:40:09,097 --> 01:40:10,564
Burgess Webster.
1233
01:40:13,468 --> 01:40:18,030
You'd think after all that time on the beach
he'd have a little more color.
1234
01:40:18,807 --> 01:40:20,468
Damn good actor.
1235
01:40:21,376 --> 01:40:23,537
You know, it's not fair.
1236
01:40:24,279 --> 01:40:28,773
Felix gets Stage 15
and Burgess winds up in potter's field.
1237
01:40:29,684 --> 01:40:33,017
At least they ought to give him
additional dying credit.
1238
01:40:33,088 --> 01:40:35,488
Pal, you got a wicked, witty mouth.
1239
01:40:35,557 --> 01:40:38,458
All the better to kiss your funny bone with.
1240
01:40:41,896 --> 01:40:43,056
Bingo.
1241
01:40:44,032 --> 01:40:46,125
"Good-night, sweet prince."
1242
01:41:00,048 --> 01:41:02,778
Why don't we put Burgess in Felix's box?
1243
01:41:03,685 --> 01:41:07,018
Brilliant. When this is over,
I'm going to ask you to marry me.
1244
01:41:07,088 --> 01:41:10,421
- I'd cheat on you.
- Just so long as you don't tell anybody.
1245
01:41:10,492 --> 01:41:11,618
Ben.
1246
01:41:16,231 --> 01:41:17,562
What's that?
1247
01:41:18,333 --> 01:41:20,927
Sounds like someone left a faucet running.
1248
01:41:21,202 --> 01:41:22,567
I'm peeing.
1249
01:41:22,937 --> 01:41:25,098
- Into what?
- My pants.
1250
01:41:27,242 --> 01:41:29,676
As long as you're not obliged
to hit anything...
1251
01:41:29,744 --> 01:41:32,679
...pee your way over here
and give us a hand.
1252
01:41:33,948 --> 01:41:36,041
I'd rather go wait in the car.
1253
01:41:36,217 --> 01:41:39,516
Look, just hang onto Felix
until we get Burgess straightened up.
1254
01:41:39,587 --> 01:41:40,986
All right, yeah.
1255
01:41:41,055 --> 01:41:42,784
- You got him?
- Yeah.
1256
01:41:43,024 --> 01:41:46,391
- He doesn't have any shoes on.
- He's through walking.
1257
01:41:57,438 --> 01:41:59,872
In order to make this thing work...
1258
01:41:59,941 --> 01:42:04,037
...we ought to get somebody else
in Burgess' box.
1259
01:42:04,579 --> 01:42:05,637
Genius.
1260
01:42:05,713 --> 01:42:08,341
They'll be so busy
trying to locate the missing stiff...
1261
01:42:08,416 --> 01:42:10,441
...that they won't notice
the old switcheroo.
1262
01:42:10,518 --> 01:42:12,816
- You still peeing?
- But now I've got to...
1263
01:42:12,887 --> 01:42:17,654
Clench. Draw up. Think about
being sodomized by a bull elephant.
1264
01:42:18,359 --> 01:42:20,589
Maybe you get the head this time.
1265
01:42:22,096 --> 01:42:24,496
Don't you have any respect for the dead?
1266
01:42:26,968 --> 01:42:29,459
We can raise our rates after this one.
1267
01:42:33,975 --> 01:42:36,409
We'll bring out a whole new catalog.
1268
01:42:38,713 --> 01:42:41,876
And we'll use the Farmer funeral
as a centerfold.
1269
01:42:44,919 --> 01:42:46,011
Done.
1270
01:42:48,523 --> 01:42:49,751
All right.
1271
01:42:50,391 --> 01:42:51,881
- Ready?
- Yeah.
1272
01:42:52,327 --> 01:42:53,419
Up.
1273
01:42:55,997 --> 01:42:57,658
Get the door, Ben.
1274
01:42:58,633 --> 01:43:01,124
- What's the matter with you?
- I've got stomach cramps.
1275
01:43:01,202 --> 01:43:02,260
Gas.
1276
01:43:14,415 --> 01:43:16,007
Get the door, Ben.
1277
01:43:17,085 --> 01:43:18,643
And the seat.
1278
01:43:18,887 --> 01:43:20,445
Get the seat up.
1279
01:43:21,522 --> 01:43:23,114
In you go, baby.
1280
01:43:26,895 --> 01:43:28,021
He won't bend.
1281
01:43:28,096 --> 01:43:31,065
He'll bend.
You just got to force him, look...
1282
01:43:31,132 --> 01:43:33,965
I'll push down and you pull on his ankles.
Come on, pull.
1283
01:43:34,903 --> 01:43:36,131
Yeah.
1284
01:43:36,404 --> 01:43:39,896
Boy. He'd be less conspicuous
if his eyes were open.
1285
01:43:40,108 --> 01:43:43,009
He'd be less conspicuous
if he was back in his box.
1286
01:43:43,978 --> 01:43:45,843
She left some glasses.
1287
01:43:49,984 --> 01:43:51,178
Genius.
1288
01:43:51,252 --> 01:43:52,446
Oh, my God.
1289
01:43:52,687 --> 01:43:54,951
All right. Get in the back with him.
1290
01:43:55,390 --> 01:43:56,516
Why me?
1291
01:43:56,591 --> 01:44:01,290
Because you smell like a boiler room urinal
and Felix is the only one who doesn't mind.
1292
01:44:01,362 --> 01:44:03,853
Besides that,
it'll look better if he has company.
1293
01:44:03,932 --> 01:44:07,629
It would be incommodious
if we got stopped for a traffic violation.
1294
01:44:27,922 --> 01:44:30,789
- What the hell is wrong, Culley?
- How do I know?
1295
01:44:43,304 --> 01:44:44,236
Ben.
1296
01:44:44,706 --> 01:44:45,900
Culley.
1297
01:44:46,441 --> 01:44:47,499
Ben.
1298
01:44:50,712 --> 01:44:53,408
Ben, put your arm around him.
1299
01:44:53,982 --> 01:44:56,212
It stalled. It happens occasionally.
1300
01:44:56,284 --> 01:44:58,980
Act nonchalant. Talk to him.
1301
01:45:00,488 --> 01:45:02,581
Read any good books lately?
1302
01:45:03,157 --> 01:45:04,590
Nod his head.
1303
01:45:07,929 --> 01:45:10,124
I think it's flooded.
We'll sit for a minute.
1304
01:45:10,198 --> 01:45:11,825
Okay. Let's go.
1305
01:45:13,768 --> 01:45:16,760
- How's your heart?
- "Nod his head." I could...
1306
01:45:17,038 --> 01:45:19,006
You had to do something.
1307
01:45:19,140 --> 01:45:22,541
I did do something. I shit my pants.
1308
01:45:22,777 --> 01:45:23,766
Sure you did.
1309
01:45:44,699 --> 01:45:46,394
They do this all the time in Ireland.
1310
01:45:46,467 --> 01:45:48,935
They never heard of
Polly Wolly Doodle in Ireland?
1311
01:45:49,003 --> 01:45:53,997
- I mean, a wake.
- Awake or asleep, perchance to dream.
1312
01:45:59,447 --> 01:46:00,778
I'm sorry.
1313
01:46:02,483 --> 01:46:04,542
Do you realize, in a
matter of a few hours...
1314
01:46:04,619 --> 01:46:08,612
...you have demonstrated most of
your excremental bodily functions?
1315
01:46:10,925 --> 01:46:12,187
I haven't sneezed.
1316
01:46:12,260 --> 01:46:14,956
A sneeze is expiatory, not excremental.
1317
01:46:15,997 --> 01:46:19,831
"Drink, that's the thing to do"
1318
01:46:20,168 --> 01:46:22,033
Now that you mention it...
1319
01:46:23,504 --> 01:46:25,938
- Did I mention it?
- The thing to do.
1320
01:46:28,509 --> 01:46:32,946
It is now, exactly,
by my split-to-the-second accurate...
1321
01:46:33,014 --> 01:46:36,506
...solid gold wristwatch
presented to me by...
1322
01:46:38,519 --> 01:46:40,214
...our late, great host...
1323
01:46:43,658 --> 01:46:45,626
To our late, great host.
1324
01:46:46,094 --> 01:46:50,360
A sweet soul adrift in a sea of sour grapes.
1325
01:46:54,202 --> 01:46:56,693
- A sea of sour grapes.
- Think about it.
1326
01:46:56,771 --> 01:46:58,363
Exactly 4:30.
1327
01:46:59,540 --> 01:47:02,873
"An' the dawn comes up like thunder"
1328
01:47:03,177 --> 01:47:05,077
Time to make decisions.
1329
01:47:09,517 --> 01:47:12,213
You're right about one thing, Doctor:
1330
01:47:13,888 --> 01:47:15,651
He's a sweet soul.
1331
01:47:20,528 --> 01:47:22,120
God, that was...
1332
01:47:24,765 --> 01:47:27,233
But your gesture was magnificent.
1333
01:47:27,301 --> 01:47:30,202
It was... because that's not Felix.
1334
01:47:33,574 --> 01:47:35,303
What do you mean? Who is it?
1335
01:47:35,376 --> 01:47:37,970
No. Not even "who."
1336
01:47:38,846 --> 01:47:41,178
Just something Felix walked around in.
1337
01:47:41,249 --> 01:47:45,743
But it's important
because it serves as a reminder...
1338
01:47:45,820 --> 01:47:48,015
...to those who loved what he was.
1339
01:47:48,823 --> 01:47:52,554
- What are we going to do with him? lt?
- I've been thinking.
1340
01:47:53,094 --> 01:47:54,686
A burial at sea.
1341
01:47:55,229 --> 01:47:56,560
Beautiful.
1342
01:47:58,332 --> 01:47:59,924
A burial at sea.
1343
01:48:03,171 --> 01:48:06,436
I don't like to be a party poop,
but I get seasick.
1344
01:48:07,441 --> 01:48:10,433
The last of your excremental
bodily functions.
1345
01:48:10,778 --> 01:48:13,042
Worthy of The Guinness Book of Records.
1346
01:48:14,782 --> 01:48:16,374
We shall need a Bible.
1347
01:48:17,185 --> 01:48:20,416
There's a whole routine
on the sea giving up its dead.
1348
01:48:22,190 --> 01:48:25,057
- When?
- I don't believe it specifies.
1349
01:48:26,093 --> 01:48:28,084
A Viking funeral.
1350
01:48:44,745 --> 01:48:46,736
If you'd only stop fussing.
1351
01:48:49,517 --> 01:48:50,882
Oh, my God.
1352
01:48:51,118 --> 01:48:52,551
Oh, my God.
1353
01:48:52,620 --> 01:48:54,110
Logan is missing.
1354
01:48:54,989 --> 01:48:57,423
I hope he is the only one that is missing.
1355
01:48:59,727 --> 01:49:01,991
Here's Logan. Where's Webster?
1356
01:49:02,063 --> 01:49:03,587
Here's Webster.
1357
01:49:03,664 --> 01:49:06,394
That's supposed to be Farmer.
Where's Farmer?
1358
01:49:08,736 --> 01:49:10,260
This is Duncan.
1359
01:49:10,338 --> 01:49:11,930
Mr. Vanderstock.
1360
01:49:12,006 --> 01:49:14,634
Farmer's gone. We're ruined.
1361
01:49:14,909 --> 01:49:16,501
The hell we are.
1362
01:49:19,647 --> 01:49:22,047
- What are you doing?
- Who's to know?
1363
01:49:47,141 --> 01:49:48,631
Let's move it.
1364
01:49:49,210 --> 01:49:51,075
Come on, now. Please.
1365
01:50:03,024 --> 01:50:04,286
Easy now.
1366
01:50:07,228 --> 01:50:08,923
I'll open the bar.
1367
01:50:12,633 --> 01:50:16,262
He bought her this boat
on their 14th wedding anniversary.
1368
01:50:17,338 --> 01:50:19,397
They sailed her to Catalina.
1369
01:50:20,908 --> 01:50:22,500
Sally flew home.
1370
01:50:22,810 --> 01:50:26,473
I don't think Felix has been on her
more than once or twice since then.
1371
01:50:26,547 --> 01:50:28,879
No wonder Sally wants a divorce.
1372
01:50:29,383 --> 01:50:31,578
Because he bought her a boat?
1373
01:50:31,652 --> 01:50:34,280
He's only been on her once or twice since.
1374
01:50:34,355 --> 01:50:35,754
On the boat.
1375
01:50:36,457 --> 01:50:39,392
I hope I can get this
son of a bitch started.
1376
01:50:40,461 --> 01:50:44,727
In grateful appreciation from the cast
and crew of The Pagan Plunder.
1377
01:50:45,366 --> 01:50:47,163
I never saw that one.
1378
01:50:47,368 --> 01:50:49,893
Terrible reviews. Grossed a fortune.
1379
01:50:54,508 --> 01:50:56,703
What if he catches something?
1380
01:51:46,627 --> 01:51:49,391
I'm glad we were able
to work out the deal.
1381
01:51:49,463 --> 01:51:52,057
I think you two will work great together.
1382
01:51:52,166 --> 01:51:53,929
It's a great script.
1383
01:52:03,277 --> 01:52:07,111
It better be great,
we're paying the son of a bitch a fortune.
1384
01:52:11,118 --> 01:52:12,449
Gary...
1385
01:52:13,854 --> 01:52:17,813
...l've got your contracts.
Be at my office at 10:00.
1386
01:52:23,898 --> 01:52:26,628
I don't think I'm going to be able to sing.
1387
01:52:27,701 --> 01:52:31,102
You've got to.
That's why everybody came.
1388
01:52:51,158 --> 01:52:55,720
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are gathered here today...
1389
01:52:56,864 --> 01:53:00,800
... to bid farewell to a great man...
1390
01:53:01,702 --> 01:53:05,695
... and a loving friend,
who has given us some great pictures:
1391
01:53:06,707 --> 01:53:11,667
Cyclone City, Dream Angel,
Hell-bent for Texas...
1392
01:53:17,685 --> 01:53:22,679
...Love on a Pogo Stick,
Moth and Rust, Earthrise...
1393
01:53:23,991 --> 01:53:27,392
...Cr�me de la Cr�me,
Tall Man from Tennessee...
1394
01:53:28,195 --> 01:53:31,289
...Chicken at the Wheel, Sea Dog...
1395
01:53:32,366 --> 01:53:34,732
...lnvasion of the Pickle People...
1396
01:53:36,203 --> 01:53:40,071
...Odyssey of Pain, The Pagan Plunder...
1397
01:53:40,774 --> 01:53:45,040
... and his last and greatest
moving picture extravaganza...
1398
01:53:45,779 --> 01:53:46,803
...Night Wind.
1399
01:53:46,881 --> 01:53:49,782
But what greater tribute than to quote...
1400
01:53:50,217 --> 01:53:53,209
... from the Hollywood
motion picture textuary?
1401
01:53:54,555 --> 01:53:56,182
Can you see that?
1402
01:53:56,991 --> 01:53:59,551
"Night Wind be a hurricane."
1403
01:54:00,394 --> 01:54:04,023
"$3 mil take in 7 city Labor weekend."
1404
01:54:04,565 --> 01:54:06,795
"Cap V.P. Blackman predicts...
1405
01:54:08,168 --> 01:54:09,795
"...$200 mil...
1406
01:54:10,604 --> 01:54:13,539
"...$200 mil world gross."
1407
01:54:16,477 --> 01:54:19,275
Are we not happy for him? Wherever he is.
1408
01:54:20,314 --> 01:54:23,841
And now, my dear friend and pupil.
1409
01:54:24,451 --> 01:54:29,286
That beautiful, famous,
and extremely talented movie star...
1410
01:54:29,423 --> 01:54:33,917
... who's known and loved and admired
by everyone all over the whole world.
1411
01:54:34,662 --> 01:54:39,622
Known professionally as Miss Sally Miles
but who, in real life...
1412
01:54:40,134 --> 01:54:42,432
... is actually Mrs. Felix Farmer.
1413
01:54:43,003 --> 01:54:45,096
And she will now sing...
1414
01:54:45,172 --> 01:54:49,165
... one of her husband's favorite songs.
1415
01:56:34,982 --> 01:56:36,415
So long, pal.
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