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Not too much head.
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I'm not one to spill the beans
on someone else's love life,
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but Ann just got dumped by two
people.
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I'm not saying polyamory doesn't
work but woof!
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Double break up!
That's gotta hurt.
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So I'm here for her [burp].
And I'm gonna do everything I can.
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To make her feel better.
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I couldn't survive one breakup,
how are you gonna survive two?
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It's like inception break up.
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["Play the Field" by Partner]
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You okay there big guy?
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Fit as a diddle.
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So um, when do you think uh, no
pressure, but when,
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when do you think Sasha's gonna
let you back, back upstairs?
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I don't know.
But. I do think I heard her crying last night.
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Yeah, I heard someone crying.
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Yeah could've been me.
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Yeah might've been.
Could've been.
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Do you think I smoke too much
weed?
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And or like, play too much video
game?
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Could be.
Do you think my job is cool?
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Yeah!
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See they both said that, they
both said they thought I was lazy.
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But like, I just don't think
that a lazy person has a level 90 in ForkNite.
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I just came back to get my Grass
Painter,
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but Joanne and Ann are holed up
in there, being all emotional and shit,
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I can't get sucked into another
night of crying and drinking in the field house.
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So, the plan is, hardcore
positivity, in out, like a fucking, jolly ass ninja.
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- Good morning friends!
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- It's night time dude.
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Fuck.
Just gimme a beer.
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- I thought you'd already left
for the bar? - Yeah well, I forgot my Grass
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- Oh yeah, how's that going by
the way? - It's fine. Sorta.
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- [Joanne] Tell us the truth.
- I just wanted it to have this whole like,
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app thing that controls it, but
you know, this is about all I can do by
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It'll probably just be junk in
my mom's basement in six months. So.
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You want like a, you want like
an app that controls it from like your
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- Yeah I can totally do that.
- Actually?
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Yeah!
I mean I can do a prototype up for sure,
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you just need, you need like a
more sophisticated API so your phone can communicate with the,
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the painter.
I mean this is like, it's exactly what I do.
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Exactly what you don't do you
lazy sack of shit!
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Oh my god I'm so sorry.
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It was like a joke in here and
then when it came out it was so mean!
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Oh my god. I'm such a fuck up.
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- [Ann] Sasha's gonna take you
back! - [Joanne] Why?
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Why would she though?
She's like, she's got this great job, right,
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she's got fucking abs.
And like the longest hair.
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- [Ann] I don't know man.
- And I'm just a data analysist at Mimico.
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- Obsessed with my slo pitch
team. - Love doesn't make sense.
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- Opposites attract.
- I should never. Never have kicked her off.
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I just wanted to be good at one
thing Sasha wasn't good at.
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- I think you need to tell her
that bro. - No way. No way.
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- Grand gesture.
- Yes.
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- [Ann] Grand gesture!
- [Joanne] Grand gesture!
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- We are gonna get you off my
couch. - Woo!
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I am gonna stay up with you all
night, and we are gonna figure this out.
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- Would a lazy person do that?
- I don't think so!
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- No.
- Take that, Parker and whatever the girl's
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name is. Oh sorry.
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[Mel] Grand gesture, grand
gesture, grand gesture.
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[singing] "Now this is the
ballad of a team facing loss,
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Of coach gone astray and a
failing boss, Of a woman done wrong and
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Singing Sasha, please don't take
your love elsewhere."
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"Now coach Joanne, she was a
fool, Caught up too much in the plays
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She forgot the good word and the
love of the game,
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Slo pitch ain't about perfect
aim."
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"It's an atta gal there, it's an
atta pal there,
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It's the beer and the cheer and
the joy that we share,
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And with this song we swear
soberly!"
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Sasha, we'll die without ya, on
the Brovaries!"
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Take it away Joanne.
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"Sasha!"
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"My love, my heart, and my soul"
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"Can you forgive a gal who's dug
her own hole, Cause when winter comes and the
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I want you to be there when I
grow old"
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[Everyone] "Sasha won't ya come
back, Get the team on track,
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Down on our knees,
Come back to the Brovaries!"
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[Everyone] Come back Sasha, we
love you!
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Uh, I don't know. Is it lame?
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- J it's perfect.
- K. Here we go. Here we go.
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- [Joanne] Send that baby.
- Damn, you send her a lot of texts.
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Woah, yeah, now that I'm looking
at it. That's quite a few.
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Hmm. That's alright.
You wanna watch it again?
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Yeah.
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["Play the Field" by Partner]
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To us.
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Alcohol is so good.
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