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Big match today folks, huh?
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Okay, okay, so Zari when you
catch those pop flies,
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I want you to remember to look
for the double play, okay?
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Lee last game you were bunting
when there was a runner on third.
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Folks I want some clean, smart
hits out there okay.
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Who's gonna get hot sauce player
of the game today huh?!
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Boris, I'm looking at you!
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Your batting average is up 60
points this season.
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Well thank you Joanne, let me
tell you something,
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it's all in the hips.
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[Joanne] Oh yeah, nice technique
Bor! So today we-
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[Beck] Boris-
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- No, I'm very busy, let's chat
later- - Get back here!
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- [Zari] Boris put some pants
on! - [Boris] I don't understand!
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You guys don't have any massage
tables? We have like seven.
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- What's up Beck?
- Looks like your shit team,
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is about to get a whole lot
shitter. Bushfarts.
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I think you mean shittier.
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["Play the Field" by Partner]
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I work for the F.I.R.E.
Department. Federal Immigration and Refugee
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My therapist says I'm using my
position to deport Boris "unfairly,"
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and to the benefit of my
slo-pitch team.
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But this has nothing to do with
my power addiction.
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While we're on the subject, I
think my therapist has been having sexy dreams about me.
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So who's crossing the line now
Donna, hmm?
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Shit.
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-The F.I.R.
-E Department out to ruin my life
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You know they do a calendar
every year too?
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It's actually pretty hot.
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I was March.
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I'm opening this.
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- Oh my god baby, that is so
illegal.
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- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
failure to appear fuck, fuck.
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August 27th?
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Why don't we just put this back
inside, let's just-
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- Boris is going to be deported.
- Deported?
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- Before playoffs!
- Like there's been an order for removal?
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Okay that is weird, did she do
something illegal or?
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There's been a lot of public
nudity.
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Look, I know how this will look
to Donna, my hot therapist who's been having sex dreams about me,
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but the truth is, Boris, who
yeah, I'm aware is the second best player on the
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came here four years ago on a
tourist visa and has not filed a single piece
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So suck on that you kraut bitch.
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Boris, not Donna. Donna's
Swedish.
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Guys don't worry, okay, this is
gonna be fine.
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I know an amazing immigration
lawyer who can definitely fast track a work permit for Boris.
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Okay?
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Sasha that is a very generous
offer, but we've all known Boris a wee bit longer than you have,
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and you can't put a wild boar
into an office chair.
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Well as a partner at the firm, I
have the authority to create some sort of
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that can accommodate her
"boaring" schedule.
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Okay, well some of us are happy
with our boring jobs.
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I was making a pun, hun.
Like boar, like wild boar.
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I think your job is awesome.
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Joanne has been working at
Mimico P&A since I was in law school.
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And she supported me the entire
way through which I am so grateful for!
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But now that I make enough money
to support the both of us,
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I've been trying to get her to
explore other career prospects,
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and that has been met with...
resistance.
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Babe, I think we got this
covered, okay?
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Saving Boris is going to be a
great team building exercise.
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Okay we'll do one of our classic
Brovaries, da da da da, brainstorm!
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The topic of this one, "Save
Boris." Who's got an idea-
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- I can get her a work permit.
- [Joanne] Anybody else?
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- We could get her a fake
identity. - I think Sasha's plan was
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Anybody else have a new idea?
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I got adult chicken pox once,
they wouldn't let me go to Buffalo.
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Great, now you're thinking.
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Yeah, quarantine that foreigner.
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Oh wait a second, on second
thought, if she's sick she can't play.
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So does that pan out?
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- [Mel] No.
- Uh, doesn't Zari have that one sad, hot co-worker?
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- Green card wife.
- Can confirm, she is both hot and sad.
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- Is this the winner?
- Boris doesn't just need a snack, she needs a whole meal.
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Let's get out OG wifed up.
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- [whole team] Yes, yes Lee!
- Green card wife, I think that's the winner!
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Oh my goodness, little rookie
just pulling in with the fantastic idea, my
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You're gonna get a bottle of hot
sauce, that's right!
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Okay now we gotta focus on
winning that game on the field, so everybody, let's get out
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[Joanne] Green card wife!
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[Team chants] Green card wife,
green card wife-
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- I can literally make a visa-
- Green card wife! Green card wife!
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Green card wife! Green card
wife!
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I know those idiots are gonna
come up with some half baked scheme to keep Boris in the
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like giving her adult measles,
or marrying her off to someone completely
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like a therapist...
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["Play the Field" by Partner]
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We should do a calendar. Can we-
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- Do a calendar?
- Yeah!
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- Yeah, of course.
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- Sasha every month.
- Fair.
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