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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,650 Big match today folks, huh? 2 00:00:03,645 --> 00:00:06,685 Okay, okay, so Zari when you catch those pop flies, 3 00:00:06,683 --> 00:00:09,233 I want you to remember to look for the double play, okay? 4 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:12,521 Lee last game you were bunting when there was a runner on third. 5 00:00:12,516 --> 00:00:16,656 Folks I want some clean, smart hits out there okay. 6 00:00:16,658 --> 00:00:19,938 Who's gonna get hot sauce player of the game today huh?! 7 00:00:20,006 --> 00:00:21,666 Boris, I'm looking at you! 8 00:00:21,698 --> 00:00:24,388 Your batting average is up 60 points this season. 9 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:27,524 Well thank you Joanne, let me tell you something, 10 00:00:27,566 --> 00:00:28,946 it's all in the hips. 11 00:00:29,015 --> 00:00:31,985 [Joanne] Oh yeah, nice technique Bor! So today we- 12 00:00:33,675 --> 00:00:34,845 [Beck] Boris- 13 00:00:34,849 --> 00:00:37,369 - No, I'm very busy, let's chat later- - Get back here! 14 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:40,858 - [Zari] Boris put some pants on! - [Boris] I don't understand! 15 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:48,550 You guys don't have any massage tables? We have like seven. 16 00:00:48,552 --> 00:00:53,592 - What's up Beck? - Looks like your shit team, 17 00:00:53,626 --> 00:00:57,556 is about to get a whole lot shitter. Bushfarts. 18 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,735 I think you mean shittier. 19 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:13,163 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 20 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:27,420 I work for the F.I.R.E. Department. Federal Immigration and Refugee 21 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:31,077 My therapist says I'm using my position to deport Boris "unfairly," 22 00:01:31,146 --> 00:01:33,316 and to the benefit of my slo-pitch team. 23 00:01:33,321 --> 00:01:36,501 But this has nothing to do with my power addiction. 24 00:01:37,394 --> 00:01:41,224 While we're on the subject, I think my therapist has been having sexy dreams about me. 25 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,300 So who's crossing the line now Donna, hmm? 26 00:01:44,332 --> 00:01:45,752 Shit. 27 00:01:45,816 --> 00:01:50,026 -The F.I.R. -E Department out to ruin my life 28 00:01:50,062 --> 00:01:52,342 You know they do a calendar every year too? 29 00:01:52,374 --> 00:01:53,824 It's actually pretty hot. 30 00:01:53,859 --> 00:01:57,489 I was March. 31 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,697 I'm opening this. 32 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:05,733 - Oh my god baby, that is so illegal. 33 00:02:06,147 --> 00:02:08,567 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck failure to appear fuck, fuck. 34 00:02:08,839 --> 00:02:10,019 August 27th? 35 00:02:10,082 --> 00:02:12,332 Why don't we just put this back inside, let's just- 36 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,780 - Boris is going to be deported. - Deported? 37 00:02:14,811 --> 00:02:18,851 - Before playoffs! - Like there's been an order for removal? 38 00:02:18,918 --> 00:02:22,748 Okay that is weird, did she do something illegal or? 39 00:02:22,784 --> 00:02:25,714 There's been a lot of public nudity. 40 00:02:26,374 --> 00:02:29,854 Look, I know how this will look to Donna, my hot therapist who's been having sex dreams about me, 41 00:02:29,895 --> 00:02:34,965 but the truth is, Boris, who yeah, I'm aware is the second best player on the 42 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:38,593 came here four years ago on a tourist visa and has not filed a single piece 43 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:41,693 So suck on that you kraut bitch. 44 00:02:41,769 --> 00:02:45,499 Boris, not Donna. Donna's Swedish. 45 00:02:45,531 --> 00:02:47,401 Guys don't worry, okay, this is gonna be fine. 46 00:02:47,429 --> 00:02:51,879 I know an amazing immigration lawyer who can definitely fast track a work permit for Boris. 47 00:02:51,951 --> 00:02:53,781 Okay? 48 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:57,480 Sasha that is a very generous offer, but we've all known Boris a wee bit longer than you have, 49 00:02:57,508 --> 00:03:01,028 and you can't put a wild boar into an office chair. 50 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:07,034 Well as a partner at the firm, I have the authority to create some sort of 51 00:03:07,035 --> 00:03:09,515 that can accommodate her "boaring" schedule. 52 00:03:09,969 --> 00:03:13,699 Okay, well some of us are happy with our boring jobs. 53 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:20,121 I was making a pun, hun. Like boar, like wild boar. 54 00:03:20,152 --> 00:03:22,952 I think your job is awesome. 55 00:03:25,674 --> 00:03:28,434 Joanne has been working at Mimico P&A since I was in law school. 56 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:32,680 And she supported me the entire way through which I am so grateful for! 57 00:03:32,751 --> 00:03:35,581 But now that I make enough money to support the both of us, 58 00:03:35,581 --> 00:03:38,661 I've been trying to get her to explore other career prospects, 59 00:03:38,687 --> 00:03:44,937 and that has been met with... resistance. 60 00:03:47,006 --> 00:03:49,286 Babe, I think we got this covered, okay? 61 00:03:49,319 --> 00:03:53,289 Saving Boris is going to be a great team building exercise. 62 00:03:53,323 --> 00:03:58,773 Okay we'll do one of our classic Brovaries, da da da da, brainstorm! 63 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:04,267 The topic of this one, "Save Boris." Who's got an idea- 64 00:04:04,334 --> 00:04:06,294 - I can get her a work permit. - [Joanne] Anybody else? 65 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:10,830 - We could get her a fake identity. - I think Sasha's plan was 66 00:04:10,823 --> 00:04:13,713 Anybody else have a new idea? 67 00:04:13,757 --> 00:04:16,897 I got adult chicken pox once, they wouldn't let me go to Buffalo. 68 00:04:16,933 --> 00:04:18,413 Great, now you're thinking. 69 00:04:18,451 --> 00:04:19,871 Yeah, quarantine that foreigner. 70 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:23,387 Oh wait a second, on second thought, if she's sick she can't play. 71 00:04:23,422 --> 00:04:25,462 So does that pan out? 72 00:04:25,527 --> 00:04:31,777 - [Mel] No. - Uh, doesn't Zari have that one sad, hot co-worker? 73 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:36,610 - Green card wife. - Can confirm, she is both hot and sad. 74 00:04:36,642 --> 00:04:40,542 - Is this the winner? - Boris doesn't just need a snack, she needs a whole meal. 75 00:04:41,509 --> 00:04:43,059 Let's get out OG wifed up. 76 00:04:43,097 --> 00:04:47,587 - [whole team] Yes, yes Lee! - Green card wife, I think that's the winner! 77 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:53,104 Oh my goodness, little rookie just pulling in with the fantastic idea, my 78 00:04:53,141 --> 00:04:56,601 You're gonna get a bottle of hot sauce, that's right! 79 00:04:56,627 --> 00:05:01,497 Okay now we gotta focus on winning that game on the field, so everybody, let's get out 80 00:05:01,529 --> 00:05:03,639 [Joanne] Green card wife! 81 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:07,534 [Team chants] Green card wife, green card wife- 82 00:05:07,569 --> 00:05:13,649 - I can literally make a visa- - Green card wife! Green card wife! 83 00:05:13,644 --> 00:05:17,024 Green card wife! Green card wife! 84 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:21,552 I know those idiots are gonna come up with some half baked scheme to keep Boris in the 85 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:26,133 like giving her adult measles, or marrying her off to someone completely 86 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:31,320 like a therapist... 87 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:43,017 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 88 00:06:35,174 --> 00:06:39,484 We should do a calendar. Can we- 89 00:06:41,594 --> 00:06:43,974 - Do a calendar? - Yeah! 90 00:06:44,011 --> 00:06:45,321 - Yeah, of course. 91 00:06:45,357 --> 00:06:48,877 - Sasha every month. - Fair. 92 00:06:48,927 --> 00:06:53,477 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8124

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