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[Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker"
plays]
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[sound of Brovaries loudly
entering the bar]
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[Boris] Eh Tchaikovsky, put on
some Carlos Santana.
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Wayne, loving the lip.
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Berry Cherry, bitch.
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How about some shots eh?! And
Boris wants a pickled egg!
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["Play the Field" by Partner]
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Okay, today everybody was
hustling! Yeah that was nice! Very nice.
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But, hot sauce player of the
game goes to, drum-roll sweetheart...
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Mel! [Sasha cheers]
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Who, despite our loss came in
with a near game breaking triple.
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And that slick double play at
the bottom of the sixth.
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This spicy lady's for you.
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Oh shit.
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Hot sauce!
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We have a tradition where each
game one Brovarie is named...
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Hot Sauce Player of the Game!
Woah woah wow!
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Yeah, I bottle and brew my own
hot sauce.
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Doink!
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It's Jojo's hot sauce, yeah.
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So our MVP gets to take home a
zesty reward for their hard work.
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The team loves it.
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Do you want this?
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[Boris] Shots for everybody!
[Ann] I'll have a beer, if I could have a pint.
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Can I get a fernet on the rocks?
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- Yeah, I will also have one of
those. - I'll have a double.
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Triple me up baby boy, three
times the power.
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Yeah, I'm going to need to see
some ID
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[Joanne] Hey hey hey, probably
for the best kiddo huh, we've all got practise on Tuesday.
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So nobody can get too...
slizzard.
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Sometimes I regret drinking.
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I never regret showing Joanne
Urban Dictionary.
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Go and buy yourself a new
lipstick or something.
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So I am lucky to be making the
crazy money as an undocumented immigrant.
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Because well, my goodness. I
cannot really talk about my line of work.
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But do the words "corporate
espionage" mean anything to you?
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Hey Wayne we gonna have beer
soon, or a funeral for all the beers that we didn't drink?
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It's taking him so long.
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- I could go for a wheat beer.
- Yeah I like the wheat beer too-
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- [Ann] Oh fuck.
- Don't they know this place is ours?
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Okay, I cannot handle another
Joanne freak out tonight.
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Yeah, Joanne's meltdown. See we
don't really talk about that anymore.
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- Our house! Our house!
- [Boris] Joanne you need to calm down.
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These are my eggs. These are our
eggs!
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- This is you! And this is you!
- [Sasha] Honey! No no no no no!
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- I'm going to go tell them to
leave. - No, wait wait wait, I'll do
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Why don't you and spymaster over
here just make sure Joanne doesn't see them, okay?
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- Okay. Follow my lead.
- Okay.
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Why no Boris, it was Colleen
Dancy who threw the homerun that won the '94 championship.
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Okay well actually Zari, Colleen
was a great player-
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Everybody! Get your toonies and
your loonies ready!
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[Zari] Dude, get off the bar.
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We are going to take this party
all the way-
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- [Wayne] Get off the bar.
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- What was that for?
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- I just love you, that's all.
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- [Zari] Disaster avoided.
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[Sasha] I love you to your
parents cottage and back.
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So homo-normative, am I right?
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I came here for the pubic
ass wing special?
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I'm kidding, I came here to
totally see you, obviously.
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You can't be here right now.
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- Okay, I get it, play it cool.
- No no no, I mean like neither of you can be here right now.
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If Joanne sees you she's going
to freak out.
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Yeah, like turf wars. Like sexy
turf wars.
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Whoo, that is smoking hot, I
love when you come up with stuff like that.
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No.
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That's even hotter, that's the
hottest thing you've ever done to me.
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- Get out of here.
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- I can't tell if you're serious
or not.
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Okay, I'm just... gonna go.
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I want you to go home, I want
you to take 20 dick pics for me.
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Well lit ones, okay. You know
the ones.
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- Okay.
- You can't kiss me.
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- Okay.
- Get the fuck out.
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Yeah, even if you have a pretty
average sized penis there are ways to light it,
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and trick the camera into
thinking it's bigger. It's science.
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If you could have any thing
directly connected to your phone, what would it be?
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I guess it would be cool if the
internet could do this thing where like I'm in one place...
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- And then bam, I'm in another
place. - Like teleportation?
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- Yeah.
- Alright well this doesn't do that but picture this:
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A grass painter, that you can
operate with your phone.
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No more walking the field like
an idiot.
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The Grass Painter 7.
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Wayne. I want to apologise, for
the grossly inappropriate comment that I made earlier.
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I should not have referred
pejoratively to the concept of homo-normative behaviour.
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If you have a partner and want
to go to the farmer's market, or adopt a rescue dog, that is
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Not everyone can be like "Call
Me By Your Name."
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- [Ann] Hey.
- Hey.
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I didn't get a chance to say hi
earlier.
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Parker made a comment about gang
warfare and then apologized to me.
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- Anyway. Hi.
- Hi.
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It's not what it looks like.
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It's like 50 percent of what it
looks like.
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[phone dings]
Sorry.
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He's uh... he's getting better.
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Wanna get out of here?
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Yeah.
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[Sasha] Wait wait, sorry sorry,
can you say that again?
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Well, yeah, just put it on my
desk.
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["Play the Field" by Partner]
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Jojo's Hot Sauce. You want this
in your mouth?
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Yeah you do.
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I actually need this to give to
the team.
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