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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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You guys notice anything weird
about my eye?
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(TEETH CHATTERING)
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Ah! Gotcha!
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Mr. Wright,
you just earned yourself detention.
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Why? What'd I do?
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You're standing in a no-brown-hair zone.
Didn't you see the sign?
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Oh, come on! What about you?
Your, uh, hair is brown.
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Wrong! It's russet.
Have a great detention.
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-(SCATTING)
-(GRUNTS)
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-Why is Ponzi such a jerk buffet?
-(BILLY SLURPING)
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Hmm. Ah, sometimes those ac-bro-demic
types are just like that.
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(SLURPS)
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(SLURPS) So, what you up to there,
cine-bro-tographer?
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My dad wants to use my camera
to film Jessica's audition tape
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for This Country is Good at Things.
She's doing some martial arts thingy.
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No way, Brosé!
I used to be a judge on that show.
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-Let me show you some clips on MeTube.
-(COMPUTER BEEPING)
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(XYLOPHONE PLAYS)
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Let's see what our judges thought
of Griselda!
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Young Billy Joe Cobra?
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Wow, Griselda, what did that xylobrone
ever do to you?
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If I had to choose between hearing
that again and having my face ripped off
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by a bro-eating tiger,
I'd go with the tiger.
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-(AUDIENCE GASPING)
-(CRIES)
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-Dude, that was pretty harsh-mallows.
-Well, yeah!
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But that's how you generate buzz.
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I mean, nobody talks
about the boring, nice judges.
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Let's watch another one.
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PONZI: I guess you could say
ribbon dancing
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-is my life.
-(YAWNS)
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I know this is what I'm meant to do.
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I definitely won't end up
in some boring job like a...
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a school administrator.
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It's Ponzi!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Mamacita!
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Glenn, you're my hero.
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Huh?
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Doing something that dorky on national TV?
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-That is guts, bro!
-(AUDIENCE GASPING)
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I wanna thank you, Glenn,
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'cause I know that if I ever feel bad
about myself,
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all I have to do is remember,
I'm not Glenn Ponzi.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-And now, I gotta flush you.
-(BUTTON BEEPS)
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(AUDIENCE GASPING)
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-(CHAIN RATTLES)
-(FLUSHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Dude, it all makes sense now.
You made Ponzi the man he is today.
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You crushed his dream.
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That's why he's such an angry,
bitter jerk.
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Billy, check it.
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If we can get Ponzi to follow
his dream again,
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I bet he'd quit his job
and be out of my life forever.
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(CHUCKLES) How awesome would that be?
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(WHISTLES)
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What do you think you're doing?
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Oh, hey, Mr. Ponzi.
I'm trying to learn ribbon dancing,
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'cause it's such a beautiful art form.
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I just wish there was someone
who could give me some pointers.
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The ribbon, please.
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(THUMPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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There will be no ribbon dancing
at this school, ever!
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(CHUCKLES)
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He's coming!
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Okay, just play the song
exactly as Ponzi knows it.
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One, two, three, four.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Huh? Huh?
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-(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
-(SIGHS)
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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(FLUSHING)
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(GROWLS)
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-(DOOR THUMPS)
-Stop it! Stop it!
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-Hey!
-(THUDS)
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-(SNARLS)
-(GASPS)
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-(CREAKS, CLUNKS)
-(SNARLS)
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Huh?
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-(SHANILA SCREAMS)
-(CELLO THUMPS)
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-Don't ever play that song in my school.
-(DOOR BANGS)
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-(PONZI WHISTLING)
-(KEYS JINGLING)
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(WHISTLING CONTINUES)
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-(KEY CLANKS)
-(PONZI GRUNTS)
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(PONZI SCREAMS, SHRIEKS)
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(GASPS, SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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-(THUMPS)
-(GROANS)
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-(BUTTON CLICKS)
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Come on, princibro. You know you want it.
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Huh?
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Uh... (SIGHS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SPENCER APPLAUDING)
-Huh?
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-(APPLAUDS)
-Wright? Uh, what are you doing here?
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That was amazing, sir!
You're a world-class ribbon dancer.
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(CHUCKLES) Well, I, uh...
World-class, you say?
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Oh, totally, sir. I mean,
I've been studying the greats,
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and you can dance circles around them.
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You should have seen me in my teens.
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Mr. Ponzi, you have to share this gift
with the world.
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You should go on tour. No, no, better!
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You need to go
on This Country is Good at Things!
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Yeah. It would be nice to show
these smug know-it-alls
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what real talent is. I'll do it!
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All right! Come on, Mr. Ponzi.
Let's get to work on your choreography.
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(TAPS, SMACKS)
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Don't worry about this joker, Glenn.
You own this stage.
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-I own this stage. I own it.
-Now, go get ready.
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You're on after the next act.
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(PERFORMER TAPPING, SMACKING)
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Eh... Whoa!
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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I understand this bloke has a cafe.
If he cooks anything like he hambones,
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I'd stick to bottled water
and a packet of crisps.
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-(LAUGHS)
-(BUZZER HUMS)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(CHAIN RATTLES)
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(FLUSHING)
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Next up, is a little ball of fire
from right here in Beverly Heights.
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Prepare to be knocked out
by the martial arts stylings
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of Jessica Wright!
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Oh, I forgot all about Jessica.
Well, she can't beat us.
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BELLS CHIMING, TOLLING)
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CLINKING)
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(SWOOSHING)
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-(GASPS)
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Let's see what our judges thought
of Jessica.
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Pinch LaTrobe, surely you've got
something to say?
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My policy is,
if I don't have anything vicious to say,
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-I say nothing at all.
-(AUDIENCE GASPING)
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Little Jessica, you've left me speechless!
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-(GROANS)
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No! This can't be happening!
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Our next contestant promises to show you
a ribbon good time. (CHUCKLES)
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-Put them together for Glenn Ponzi!
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(THUMPS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh. (GASPS)
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We can still win! Billy, you have to go
and inhabit Pinch LaTrobe,
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-and make him say Ponzi's the winner.
-Wait. Isn't that cheating?
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-Well, I mean, I'm not sure I'd...
-Don't worry. The Cobra loves cheating.
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Unbrolievable! Happy emoticon!
Ponzbro takes the prize!
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Whoa, Pinch LaTrobe,
you're losing your edge.
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You turning into one of those nice,
boring judges?
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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What's next? You gonna adopt a litter
of fuzzy kittens,
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and knit them little, rainbow-colored
booties? (CHUCKLES)
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(GROANS)
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(JUDGES LAUGH)
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You want edge?
I'll give you edge!
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Glenn, you know what I'd like to do
with that ribbon?
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Wrap it around a big box
with you inside it,
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and ship the whole package
off to Swaziland.
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The other thing I'd like to say is,
oop-eep-moop-beloloop!
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I'm using Martian-speak,
because human language can't express
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how repulsive your act was!
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-(BUZZER HUMS)
-(CHAIN RATTLES)
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(FLUSHING)
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Spencer! You'll pay for this!
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-(LOCK RATTLES)
-(KEYS JINGLE)
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BILLY: Hey, Count of Monte Crisbro!
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Oh, clean clothes.
Thanks. I can use them.
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(CHUCKLES) Tell me about it.
You're costa-reekin' in here!
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Huh. You wouldn't smell so fresh
after a week in detention either.
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Hey, brought you a little video-tainment.
What you wanna view?
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Welcome to Wheel of Millionaires!
It's High School Principals Week,
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where one lucky administrator
will win enough money
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to quit his boring job,
and live out his life's dreams!
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Definitely! But I don't know
if I want mine with just cheese
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or bacon and cheese...
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No! We gotta get Ponzi on that show!
Get me outta here!
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-(GRUNTING)
-(CAGE THUDS)
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(BILLY GROANING)
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(SNORES, GROANS)
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Huh? (GROANS)
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What happened? I was out cold!
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And me, too!
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Looks like we're not the only ones.
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(ALL SNORING)
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(SNORES)
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(CHUCKLES) Lookin' hot, Jeevster.
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I've been to some ragin'
Spring Fling all-nighters before,
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but not like this.
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-Oh, the whole thing's a blur.
-(ALL SNORING)
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Yeah, I remember getting here,
but that's about it.
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Hey, where's Billy?
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-SHANILA: Maybe he went home.
-And miss the pancake breakfast?
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-Nah-uh I don't think so.
-Whoa!
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Maybe he never existed.
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M... maybe we all dreamed him,
and we're just waking up.
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Oh, Butt-pizza! Give me!
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Hey. Wait a minute.
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I'd know this soggy crust,
and these nasty canned mushrooms anywhere.
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This is a Sam Hoover pizza!
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I bet Hoover put something in the pizza
to knock us out and then nabbed Billy.
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Wow! That's pretty smart for Hoover.
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-I mean, we gotta rescue Billy!
-Well, how are we gonna swing that?
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(SNORES)
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As long as we're back
for the Ponzinator's 6:00 a.m. roll call,
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he'll never know we left. Come on!
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See? Ragin'.
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-(SNORES)
-(DOOR THUDDING)
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Huh?
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(GRUNTS) Okay, Hoover, hand over Billy!
We know you've got him.
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What? Oh, no, I don't!
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-And you're ruining my beauty sleep!
-We know your game, Hoover.
221
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,160
You nabbed Billy while we were passed out
at the Spring Fling.
222
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,760
Eh... What?
223
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,400
Oh, well, I...
224
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,960
I haven't handed him over
to Madame X yet.
225
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,080
And I could be persuaded not to...
226
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,520
if you give me a million dollars.
227
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,680
What? We don't have that kind of cheddar.
228
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,960
Tough! You've got till 6:00 a.m.
to find it,
229
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,920
or else it's jarsville for ghost boy.
230
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,200
Ta-ta.
231
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,600
-(HOOVER SNORING)
-(GROANS) We're hosed.
232
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,040
Totally! My broker doesn't get
in the office till 9.
233
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,600
-Hey, isn't that Maureen's dad?
-Huh?
234
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,520
He's a chaperone. He'll bust us.
235
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,200
Come on! (PANTING)
236
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,800
-(RAJEEV PANTING)
-(PANTS)
237
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,680
(ALL PANT)
238
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,540
-(CELLPHONE RINGING)
-(SPENCER GASPS)
239
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,590
(EXCLAIMS) Whoa!
Love your classy, new ringtone, dude.
240
00:14:27,957 --> 00:14:29,637
-Huh? It's not mine.
-(RINGING CONTINUES)
241
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,360
-Whoa!
-(CELLPHONE RINGING, BEEPS)
242
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,960
-Hello?
-Who is this?
243
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,600
What have you done with my Lorenzo?
244
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,360
It's Ponzi!
245
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,800
Um, Lorenzo's fine. Don't worry.
246
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,920
How do I know you're not lying?
Put him on!
247
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,040
PONZI: (SINGING) Daddy love his birdy
And birdy loves him back
248
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,680
When daddy give his bird a seed
Birdy, he says "brack"
249
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,880
Brack!
250
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,640
-Lorenzo! You are okay!
-LORENZO: Brack!
251
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,680
Now, put the bad man back on.
252
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,320
(BABBLES)
253
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,960
PONZI: Okay, what do you want? Money?
254
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,120
-Money? No, I think you...
-RAJEEV: Give me the phone!
255
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,520
(CLEARS THROAT)
256
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,720
That's right, Cueball.
You ever wanna see Little Feathers again,
257
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,680
you're gonna need
to cough up a cool million.
258
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,560
Please! I don't have that kind of money.
259
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,120
But I'll give you everything I have.
My entire life savings!
260
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,080
Here's where you'll make the drop...
261
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,400
-(HINGES CREAKING)
-(BAG RUSTLES)
262
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,720
-(SLAMS)
-Okay! I've done as you asked!
263
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,480
-Now give me the bird.
-(HINGES CREAKING)
264
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800
Oh, no!
265
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:56,000
(PANTS)
266
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,520
Uh-oh. We got a problem.
267
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,520
-(HINGES CREAKING)
-My precious!
268
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,800
-(LORENZO CAWS)
-(PANTS)
269
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,480
(CAWS)
270
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,160
(GROANS, SHRIEKS) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
271
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,120
-Lorenzo!
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
272
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,280
No! I will not lose you again!
273
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,560
Fifteen bucks?
274
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,760
-I asked for a million.
-(BAG RUSTLES)
275
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,840
If you invest this wisely,
it could grow to 30.
276
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,240
-(BAG RUSTLES)
-I'll take it. (GRUNTS)
277
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,640
-(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
278
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,680
SPENCER: Hey!
279
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,520
-Give us Billy.
-(COUGHS)
280
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:48,040
Suckers. (LAUGHS) Huh?
281
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,440
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(CAR CRASHES)
282
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,360
(CAR ENGINE HISSING)
283
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,400
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
284
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,560
-Give us Billy, you double-crosser!
-I don't have him.
285
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,360
I just wanted enough money
286
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,760
so that I could quit working
for Madame X and follow my true passion.
287
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,120
Extreme doggy makeovers.
288
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,040
(GROWLS, SNARLS)
289
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,720
What's the matter, Pogo?
I think you look tiger-ocious!
290
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080
-Oh!
-(BARKS)
291
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,040
-(GROANS)
-(BARKS)
292
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,920
(HOOVER SCREAMING)
293
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,280
-(THUMPS)
-(SCREAMS)
294
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,840
So, if Sam doesn't have Billy,
where is he?
295
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,680
(SHRIEKS) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
296
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,880
Uh... uh, Mr. Flannery... (CHUCKLES)
...we can explain.
297
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:49,100
(GROANS) Don't care, Brocahontas.
Just get this killer bird off of me.
298
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,530
-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(LORENZO CAWS)
299
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,160
-Billy?
-(LORENZO CAWS)
300
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,000
Yeah, who else uses the brocabulary?
301
00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:56,327
-(LORENZO CAWS)
-(INHALES SHARPLY)
302
00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:57,757
-(LORENZO CAWS)
-(GROANS)
303
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,920
I've been trying to catch up
with you brorillas,
304
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,200
but Maureen's dad really needs
to hit the gym.
305
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,360
-I got this.
-Get off!
306
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,520
-(LORENZO CAWS)
-SHANILA: Sorry, Lorenzo.
307
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,440
Why are you hanging around
inside Maureen's dad?
308
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,800
Duh! Experiencing the 'do.
309
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,480
And there wasn't much going on
at that snooze fest.
310
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,600
So, wait, you remember it?
Tell us everything.
311
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,440
Ah! There's not much to tell.
312
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,520
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-BILLY: It was your typical BBH event.
313
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,160
You know, bad music.
314
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,550
-(MUNCHING)
-BILLY: Worse food.
315
00:18:29,747 --> 00:18:31,567
-(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
-(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
316
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,840
BILLY: Buddy doin' one
of his Evel Broknievel stunts.
317
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:40,200
-(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
318
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,920
(TIRES SCREECH)
319
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,440
(CANNON BLASTING)
320
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,640
(THUMPS)
321
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:58,040
You haven't explained squat.
Why don't we remember anything?
322
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,120
-What happened to Rajeev's clothes?
-How did Lorenzo get in my backpack?
323
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,200
Oh, right! Brorenzo!
324
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,277
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-BILLY: So I was just hangin' out,
325
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,840
doing nothing, totally not bothering him.
326
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,880
-(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
-Look what daddy's got for you, Lorenzo.
327
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,920
-Yummy sunflower seeds.
-(CAWS)
328
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,280
-(SLURPS, MUNCHES)
-(CAWS)
329
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,040
Ooh, Picante! (LAUGHS)
330
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,600
And for no reason, he comes after me.
331
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,400
-(LORENZO CAWS)
-(GROANS)
332
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:31,200
(LORENZO CAWING)
333
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,200
-(LAUGHS)
-(LORENZO CAWING)
334
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:39,160
-What else are you leaving out?
-Nothing. How's my 'do?
335
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,960
(SIGHS) Could you come out of there?
336
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,360
It's really weird
talking to Maureen's dad.
337
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,000
No probiscus.
338
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,800
-(WHISTLES)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
339
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,960
-(DOOR SHUTS)
-Take me to Vegas.
340
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,240
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
341
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:57,440
-Uh, what's with your pants?
-Oh, that? Probably from the cannon.
342
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,480
-(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
343
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,720
Fun on a bun!
344
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,840
-(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
-(SCREAMS)
345
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,520
-(REVVING CONTINUES)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
346
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,120
Whoa!
347
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,840
(CANNON BLASTING)
348
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,080
(THUMPS)
349
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,240
-(SPLASHES)
-(GROANS)
350
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,560
You didn't tell us
you were part of the stunt, Billy.
351
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,560
(BURPS) Excuse me. Cocoa belch.
352
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,480
Wait, you were drinking cocoa?
353
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,360
Yeah, you know
the Cobra can't get his z's on
354
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,120
without his nighty-night cocoa.
355
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,360
(SLURPS)
356
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,920
(CANNON BLASTING)
357
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,680
(SPLASHES)
358
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,160
-(SPLASHES)
-(ALL YAWN)
359
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,360
(THUMPING)
360
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520
-(SPLASHES)
-(YAWNS)
361
00:20:49,657 --> 00:20:50,477
(THUMPS)
362
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,880
-(THUMPS)
-(GROANS, SNORING)
363
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,080
That's it!
364
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,760
Your nighty-night cocoa
mixed with your crazy-time ecto
365
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,680
must've knocked everyone out,
and made us lose our memories!
366
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,280
-It all makes sense.
-Duh, what took you so long?
367
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,320
-(GASPS)
-(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
368
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,120
You guys, we have four minutes
till Ponzi's roll call.
369
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,960
(ALL PANTING)
370
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,360
Made it.
371
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,640
You're in gross violation
of Spring Fling policy.
372
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,880
You're all expelled!
373
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,360
ALL: What?
374
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,200
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a very important bird to find.
375
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,360
-Oh, wait, Mr. Ponzi.
-Huh?
376
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,880
We found a little guy flying around lost.
377
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,640
Would that change your mind
about expelling us?
378
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,200
(GASPS) Lorenzo!
379
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,280
Oh! Daddy was worried sick!
380
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,160
-(SINGING) Daddy loves his birdy...
-Um...
381
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,760
-...and birdy loves him back
-So, we're not, um...
382
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,160
Uh, let's just go.
383
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,840
Sweet deal! And we still got some queso
for the vending machines.
384
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,120
-(GRUNTS)
-(BUDDY GROANING)
385
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,160
All in all, I'd say
it was a pretty good Spring Fling.
386
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,120
There's still one thing
you never explained.
387
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,760
-What happened to Rajeev's clothes?
-(MUNCHES) That's easy.
388
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,040
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(SLURPS)
389
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,840
Dudes, how epic is tonight gonna be!
390
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,560
-Uh, Jeevster, you forget something?
-No! Isn't this a party?
391
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:31,560
(SCATTING) Woo-hoo! Yeah!
392
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,200
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
393
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,000
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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