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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,120 Yo! Spencer Wright, here. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,160 And Billy Joe Cobra. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,880 He's an invisible ghost. 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,720 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,960 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 6 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,040 (CHEERS) Yee-haw! 7 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,760 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,160 BILLY: (CHUCKLING) Dude, that's my ghost! 9 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,360 (SNORTING) 10 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:39,280 (LAUGHS) Oh, boy! You guys are gonna love desert camping! 11 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,160 It's the ultimate male-bonding experience. 12 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,880 You know, you really don't know a man until you've pooped outside with him. 13 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,280 Uh, you know what, I might try to wait till we get home. 14 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:53,320 (GROANS) These jams bite hard. I'm revoking Hugh's DJ privileges. 15 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,680 (RADIO STATIC) 16 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,960 -Huh? -(RADIO STATIC) 17 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:03,360 -(RADIO STATIC) -(MUSIC CHANGING) 18 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,760 Why do I get the feeling you didn't tell the Hugh-man 19 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,000 we're only doing this so we can make a desert monster movie? 20 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,920 Of course I told him. You know, except for the making a movie part. 21 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,280 -Mm. -What? I didn't want to hurt his feelings. 22 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,360 He was so stoked about the trip. 23 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,160 But don't worry, we'll just sneak off and do it. 24 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,440 You're in, right, Billy? 25 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,320 Or are you gonna have another one of your meltdowns 26 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,440 -about being in nature? -(SCOFFS) Meltdown? Moi? 27 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,240 (SCREAMS) 28 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,040 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I'm into nature big time. But I can't help you, dudes. 29 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,280 This trip is my chance to take my shaman's advice 30 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,240 and connect with my spirit animal, 31 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,440 -the mighty cobra! -(HISSING) 32 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,280 -Hey, my song! -(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 33 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,040 -(GASPS) -BILLY: Yee-haw! 34 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,320 (TIRES SCREECHING) 35 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,480 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 36 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,080 HUGH: This is how it's done, boys. 37 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:14,040 A sturdy tent is the first principle of good camping! 38 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,920 Hmm? 39 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,480 -SPENCER: Dad! -HUGH: Don't help me, son. 40 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,240 Getting out of a collapsed tent is the second principle of good camping. 41 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:27,440 I'll just be out of here in a jiffy. (GRUNTS) 42 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,400 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 43 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,760 (AIR HISSES) 44 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,600 (BILLY SPUTTERING) 45 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,280 Billy, what's your damage? 46 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,600 You want my dad to see a floating saxophone? 47 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,760 What am I supposed to attract a cobra with? A kazoo? 48 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,440 I hate to be the one to break it to you, duder, 49 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,680 but cobras live in India, not California. 50 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,560 (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah? Then what do you call that? 51 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,640 -(GRUNTS) -(SPENCER TREMBLES) 52 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,280 -I'd call it a moose. -What's it doing in the desert? 53 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,000 Chasing ghosts? 54 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,680 -(BELLOWS) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 55 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,120 (SCREAMS) 56 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,760 Huh? 57 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,920 Okay, guys, next lesson, how to cast a line. 58 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,200 Now whatcha wanna do is hold down the line with your thumb, 59 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,160 release the catch... 60 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,320 -then let her rip! -(LINE RATTLES) 61 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,400 (SCREAMS, GROANS) 62 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,600 -Dad! You okay? -I'm fine. (CHUCKLES) 63 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,440 Just wanted to, uh... (GROANS) 64 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:38,360 ...teach you guys about the different kind of... (GROANS) ...cacti. (STRAINS) 65 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,360 This one's called the barrel cactus. 66 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,840 Uh, Dad, maybe you should take a rest. You've been working hard. 67 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:51,280 Nonsense! It's time for us to mosey on over to Greasy Lake, 68 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,400 and rustle us up a fish dinner. 69 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,400 Uh, I got a better idea. (CHUCKLES) Why don't we split up the work? 70 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,280 See, Rajeev and I will go find some firewood 71 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,040 so we can cook up all those fish. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 72 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,320 What about the male bonding? 73 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:08,480 Uh, we'll have even more time to bond later at the campfire! (CHUCKLES) 74 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:13,000 Yes! I like it! Now you're thinking like an outdoorsman. 75 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,240 I'm a bad son, aren't I? 76 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:21,000 Well, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for your art. 77 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,640 (VOCALIZES) I've got Hugh, babe 78 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,160 -(LINE RATTLING) -(GRUNTS) 79 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,240 (GROANS) 80 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,920 (SCREAMS) 81 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,520 How come you get to be the terrified guy with the camcorder, 82 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,920 and I have to be the desert monster? (GROANS) 83 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,560 Well, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for your art, Jeevster. 84 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,240 Okay, rolling. Take one, and action! 85 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,520 I came here to this very spot to see 86 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,600 if the legend of Cactor the Desert Monster was true. 87 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,440 -And what I found was... -(RAJEEV SCREAMING) 88 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,960 -Wait! What is that? -(RAJEEV SCREAMING) 89 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,520 SPENCER: (SCREAMS) No. No! 90 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,560 -RAJEEV: Uh... -SPENCER: What are they? Cut! 91 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,760 (GROANS) Billy, do you mind? 92 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,800 Oh! (CHUCKLES) Sorry, bromissioner. I didn't realize this was a hot set. 93 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:16,360 I was just using this bad boy to attract my spirit animal. 94 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,800 -Cobras don't rattle. -No, but rattlesnakes do! 95 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,720 -(RATTLES) -(ALL SCREAM) 96 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,240 (HISSES) 97 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,800 Phew! At least I'm getting warmer. 98 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,160 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 99 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:37,120 -What's with you, brotator cuffs? -You ectoplasmed your pants. 100 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,640 (BOTH LAUGHING) 101 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,680 That was already there! 102 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,400 Don't you chumps have a movie to make or something? 103 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,960 HUGH: (MUMBLES) Spencer! Rajeev! Help! 104 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,960 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 105 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,440 (WHIRRING, SCREECHING) 106 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,600 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 107 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,200 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 108 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,840 (SNARLS) 109 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,760 And, cut! Okay, great, great! 110 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,000 Let's do one more shot, and then go back to camp. 111 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,520 Uh, go on the other side of that rock and when I cue you, 112 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,640 don't hold anything back. (LAUGHS) 113 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:18,800 (SNARLING) 114 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,120 SPENCER: Dude, don't jump your cue! 115 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,600 (GROWLS) 116 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:27,080 -All right, fine, let's just go with it. -Could you keep it down, Broregard? 117 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,240 You're scaring off the spirit animals. 118 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,280 Wow. (LAUGHS) Jeevster really brought his A-game today. 119 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,720 (HUGH GROWLING) 120 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:38,040 Hey, Spencer, can I try this one with a Spanish accent? 121 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,160 Uh-oh. It's the real Cactor! 122 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,160 -(ALL SCREAM) -(GROWLS) 123 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,600 (TEETH CHATTERING) 124 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,400 (SNARLS) 125 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,440 Wait a minute. Those are my dad's shoes. 126 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,720 (CHUCKLES) Pretty weird that they shop at the same store. 127 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,560 No, fool! Cactor is my dad! 128 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,200 He must've gotten some of your ectoplasm on him. 129 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,560 (GROWLS) 130 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,000 Tell you what, let's talk about it later. 131 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,640 (GRUNTS) 132 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,240 (GROWLS) 133 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,520 (TREMBLES) Oh! This is all my fault! I really am a bad son! 134 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,520 Then again... (LAUGHS) ...how often do I get to shoot a real monster? 135 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,200 Okay, Dad, show me the rage! Really sell it! 136 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,840 -(CLANKS) -(STATICS) 137 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,680 (VOICE SHAKING) Sold. 138 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,160 -(RANJEEV SCREAMS) -(SPENCER SCREAMS) 139 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,920 -(ENGINE STARTS) -What are you doing? 140 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,320 That's my dad out there! We can't just leave him in the desert. 141 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,480 Sure we can. He seems happy there. 142 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:53,080 -(THUDS) -(GROWLS) 143 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,600 (TIRES SCREECHING) 144 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,280 (ENGINE REVVING) 145 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,880 Uh, hey, brofessor, there is something wrong with your car. 146 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,640 Yeah, it's called the driver! 147 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,440 (GROWLS) 148 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,440 -I wonder what he's so tweaked about. -I don't know, 149 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,000 having a cactus stuck on his head? Being turned into a monster? 150 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,280 -Having a son he can't relate to? -Hey, we relate just fine! 151 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,400 I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna try to calm him down. 152 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:28,200 Are you psycho? You saw what that thing did to your camera! 153 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,440 (HUGH SNARLING) 154 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,280 -That "thing" is my dad! -(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 155 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,200 I got your back... 156 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,760 (HUGH GROWLING) 157 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,080 ...from a safe distance. 158 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:42,640 Dad, Dad! It's me, Spencer, your son, remember? 159 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:48,560 We came out here to go camping. You know, male bonding? 160 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,360 (WHISPERS) Dude! It's working! 161 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,680 (HUGH SNARLS) 162 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,320 (ROARS) 163 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,840 Nope, no, it isn't. 164 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,480 (TREMBLES) 165 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,760 (HUGH GROWLS) 166 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,520 (PANTS) 167 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! (SCREAMS) 168 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,320 -(THUDS) -(GROANS) 169 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,760 -(SNARLS, ROARS) -(SCREAMS) 170 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,120 (GLASS CLANKING) 171 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,200 -(RADIO TURNS ON) -(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING) 172 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,880 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 173 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,640 (GRUNTS) 174 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,240 Come on! 175 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,840 (HUGH SNARLING) 176 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,640 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 177 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,680 Dad, are you okay? 178 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,400 Why am I all sticky? 179 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,480 -(CHUCKLES) -You've been practicing your casting. 180 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,000 Uh, yep. You're a good teacher. 181 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,080 Well, turns out there's nothing to catch in this wasteland. 182 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,680 How about we continue our male-bonding at a steakhouse? 183 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,440 Sounds good! But there's one small problem. 184 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,720 Huh. Must have forgot to set the parking brake. 185 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,440 That's another principle of good camping. 186 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,400 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 187 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,520 Oh, spirit animal. This is your last chance. 188 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,200 The Cobra has to get back to his crib. 189 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:46,400 -Get over here, Billy. -I think this is a little more important. 190 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,320 -(ENGINE REVVING) -(RAJEEV STRAINING) 191 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,600 -(SPENCER GRUNTS) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 192 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,440 (BUZZING) 193 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,840 (SCREAMS) Wa... wait! Don't leave me here! 194 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,760 -(ECTOPLASM DRIPPING) -Oop... 195 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,560 This is getting to be a problem. 196 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,240 (MOOSE ROARING) 197 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,480 -What was that? -Probably nothing. 198 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,360 Definitely not an ecto-fied moose. 199 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,600 (MOOSE SNARLS) 200 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,480 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 201 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,080 -Bro's-eye! Woo-hoo! -(CROWD CHEERING) 202 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,600 Dude! This was my last clean shirt! 203 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,560 Cobra's got you covered, Brolero. You could wear some of my gear. 204 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,880 (CHUCKLES) Not if it's anything like that. Why are you dressed like that, anyway? 205 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,880 I know it's Valentine's Day and all, but... 206 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,360 Uh, you mean it's "Billentine's Day." 207 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,760 -I... I'm sorry, what? -The one day a year 208 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,720 everyone gets to feel what it's like to be me. 209 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,840 It's called Valentine's Day! 210 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,440 It's a gross holiday where everyone goes around, 211 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,440 telling everyone else how much they love them. 212 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,800 (SCOFFS) It's a total puke parade. 213 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,040 Hey! This is almost normal looking. 214 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,360 The dry cleaners must have gotten mixed up. 215 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:29,000 (GROANS) Dude! It smells like an angel wafted one in here. 216 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,480 That's cold, bro. This is my private blend. 217 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,600 "Scent of a Cobra." 218 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,800 (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 219 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,680 -Have a hit, man. -(SPENCER GROANS) 220 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,400 SPENCER: That is horrible! 221 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,880 Whoa! No! You do not wanna wear that shirt. 222 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,880 -Why not? -It's my "break-up shirt." 223 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,800 I wore it every time I had to give a señorita her walking papers. 224 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,560 You had a shirt for that? 225 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,760 (CHUCKLES) What'd you wear when the girls broke up with you? 226 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,000 Broke up with me? Mm. I'm sorry, you're not making any sense. 227 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,320 Anyway, that shirt is a no-go. 228 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,240 -It's like the anti-love shirt, dude. -Works for me! 229 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,680 BILLY: Hmm. 230 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,040 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 231 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:26,080 Yo, yo, yo! Looks like somebody's under the mistletoe. (LAUGHS) 232 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:30,800 -Time for a kiss. -Mistletoe is for Christmas, you failure. 233 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,680 Oh, I meant Valen-toe. 234 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,720 (SMOOCHES) 235 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,160 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 236 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,040 (THUDS) 237 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,800 Good plan, sweetheart! I'll be here, waiting for you! 238 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:52,880 (MUFFLED) Mm. Smells good! Like hotness mixed with anger and money. 239 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,800 Happy Billentine's Day, everybody! 240 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,440 Hey, let's see how my love arrows are working. 241 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,800 (CREAKING) 242 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,720 (BEAT BOXING) Mm? 243 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:07,240 -Happy Billentine's Day, everybody! -(MUTTERS) 244 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,120 (GASPS) Huh? Ooh! 245 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,040 (LAUGHS, GROANS) 246 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,200 -(GROANS) Hey! -MALE VOICE: Oh. (GASPS) 247 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,720 Who's feelin' the love? 248 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,960 (ELECTRONIC MUTTERING) 249 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:35,160 (MUMBLES) Love. Love. Love. 250 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,200 -Love. Love. -(MUMBLES) Love. Love. 251 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,560 ALL: (CHANT) Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. 252 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:47,120 Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. 253 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,000 -Love. Love. Love. Love. -Love. Love. Love. Love. 254 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,360 (LAUGHS) They're feeling it! 255 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,600 Uh, dude, why is everybody turning into a zombie? 256 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,760 ALL: Love. Love. 257 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,560 They're not supposed to do that till Billyween! 258 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,400 -(GRUNTS) Get off of me! -Love. Love. Love. 259 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,920 (ALL GRUNTING) 260 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,240 (SPENCER SCREAMING) 261 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,080 ALL: (GRUNTING) Love. Love. Love. 262 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,680 (PANTS) 263 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,840 -ALL: (SNARL) Love! -(SPENCER GASPS, SCREAMS) 264 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,760 -ALL: Love! -(SCREAMS) 265 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,800 (PANTS) 266 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,480 (ALL SNARLING) 267 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,080 -(GRUNTS, GASPS) -(SIGHS) 268 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,880 (TOILET FLUSHES) 269 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,560 Oh. Principal Ponzi. 270 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,920 I know this is gonna sound completely crazy, 271 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,720 but the whole school's turned into zombies obsessed with... 272 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,560 Love! 273 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,680 (SCREAMING) 274 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,800 PONZI: Love. Love. Love... 275 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,560 -(GASPS, GRUNTS) -ALL: Love. Love. Love. 276 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,760 -BILLY: Spence! Heads up! -Love. 277 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,080 -(GRUNTS) -(POT SCRAPING) 278 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,160 Why is this happening? 279 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,640 Beats me, dude. Maybe there's a full moon. 280 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,440 -It's daytime! -Well, what do you got? 281 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,440 I don't know, maybe it's your love arrows. 282 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,840 I mean, what's the deal with those things anyway? 283 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,360 I got them at this really cool store called "The Internet." 284 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,400 They have, like, everything there. 285 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,600 Well, is it possible that they actually work? 286 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,400 Of course, they do. That's why I bought 'em. 287 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,600 We need to find an antidote. Think, Billy, think! 288 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,000 (STRAINS) Mm! 289 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,480 I don't know. 290 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,040 I mean, I got this stuff, but I don't know what good it'll do us. 291 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,200 "Love antidote." 292 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,640 Right. So that's not gonna be much help, is it? 293 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,520 (GASPS, GRUNTS, SIGHS) 294 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,920 Mm! (GRUNTS) Go sit over there! 295 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,320 Oh! 296 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,200 (BILLY GROANING) 297 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,680 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 298 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,920 The Cobra has heard the call and is ready for battle! 299 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:20,360 ALL: Love. Love. Love. Love. 300 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,280 Love. Love. 301 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,400 (ACTION MUSIC PLAYING) 302 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,640 SHANILLA: Lo... (GROANS) 303 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,200 (KLEET GROANS) 304 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,160 -ALL: Love. Love. Love. -SPENCER: Hey! 305 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,920 Love. Love. 306 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:38,640 Love. Love. Love. Love. 307 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,080 Love. Love. Love. 308 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,680 -Woo-hoo! -Yeah! Whoo! 309 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,720 (LAUGHS) 310 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,000 KLEET: Love. 311 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,160 -Huh? -SPENCER: Huh? 312 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,520 -ALL: Love. -(BOTH EXCLAIM) 313 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,000 ALL: Love. 314 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,320 RAJEEV: Lolo, is that you, baby? 315 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 (SCREAMING) 316 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,120 -PONZI: Love. -Huh? 317 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,360 -Love. Love. -You again? 318 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,360 -What'd you have for lunch? -Love... (GROANS) 319 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,240 (WHOOSHING) 320 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,720 (ALL SNARLING) 321 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,160 -Well, so much for the antidote. -Yeah, what a rip-off! 322 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,920 (SCOFFS) Forget you, Internet. 323 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,120 From now on, I'm doing all my shopping online. 324 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,800 -Mm. -(FLY BUZZING) 325 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,480 (SNIFFS) 326 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,440 Ew! Chasing those zombies made me all pitty-smelling. 327 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,760 (GROANS) Dude! That's way worse! 328 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,920 -What's in that stuff? -Let's see, 329 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,160 well, you got your elderflower, rose petals, 330 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,960 lavender, deer musk, yak musk, wildebeest musk! 331 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,400 And the secret sauce... 332 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,800 pure, uncut, grade-A Cobra sweat! 333 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,880 (WATER BURBLING) 334 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,360 Dude! It's not the love arrows! It's your sweat! 335 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,120 You must have turned everyone into zombies when you hugged them! 336 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,560 You're a genius, Brolock Holmes! Give me a hug. 337 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:28,960 Mm? 338 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,320 Did you not hear what I just said? 339 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,360 (BEAT BOXING) 340 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,040 -(GASPS) -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 341 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,040 I wasn't talking to myself. Nope. I was, uh, you know, talking on my phone. 342 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,720 Hello? Yeah, can you hear me now? Yeah, that's better. 343 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,800 -So, like I was saying... -(CONTINUES BEAT BOXING) 344 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,200 Hey, wait up. How come Bro-Stevie isn't all zombified anymore? 345 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:56,320 Hmm. Yeah, and he hugged me! So shouldn't I be a zombie, too? 346 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,920 Oh, man! You are a zombie! 347 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,320 No, I'm not. 348 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,440 Oh, yeah. I guess not. 349 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,760 -(DOOR OPENS) -(GIRL SNARLING) 350 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,840 Love! 351 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,840 -Uh... Hello! Men's room? -FEMALE VOICE: Love! 352 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,960 -Love! -Oh, no! I'm a zombie! 353 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280 Told ya! 354 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,240 -I'm not a zombie! -Dude, make up your mind. 355 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,480 -(SQUEAKS) -(GASPS) 356 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,080 Jerk! 357 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,240 -Huh? What was that all about? -I don't know, baked brotato, 358 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,720 but it happened to me every time I wore that shirt. 359 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,280 Wait a minute, this is your breakup shirt! 360 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,240 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's why I told you not to wear it. 361 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,240 It's not Billentine's Day appropriate. 362 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,440 But it's our way out of this mess. It must be so full of bad vibes, 363 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,840 it'll knock the love right out of everybody! 364 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,760 They'll all think I'm breaking up with them! 365 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,680 (CHUCKLES) Well, be sure to let 'em down easy. 366 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,360 You know, thank 'em for the good times, 367 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,160 say something like, "It's not you, it's me." 368 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,040 Love. (SNARLS) 369 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,320 (SPENCER SCREAMS) 370 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,360 (ERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 371 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,720 (KLEET SIGHS) 372 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,080 (GASPS) 373 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,960 It works! 374 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,520 -(KLEET GRUNTS) -(SPENCER GROANS) 375 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,280 Looks like you got a lot of hugging to do, Bromeo. 376 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:18,720 -Oh, I hate Valentine's Day. -You mean Billentine's Day. 377 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,240 (SNARLING) 378 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,360 (GASPS) 379 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,840 (GRUNTS) 380 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,520 Love. Love. Love. Love. 381 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,560 (SLAPPING) 382 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,240 -(CRIES) -(ELECTRIC BEEPING, SCREECHING) 383 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,640 -(PONZI GRUNTS) -(SPENCER GROANS) 384 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,120 -(SIGHS) -(SIGHS) 385 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,240 (SIGHS) 386 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,240 (SIGHS) 387 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,480 (SLAPPING) 388 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,640 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 389 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,840 -(GROANS) -You, uh, coming to lunch? 390 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,960 I don't know. I'm not sure I can chew. 391 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,880 It was worth it. You're a hero. 392 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,720 For a bro who hates to hug, you did it up right. 393 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,240 I wonder if there's a long line at the cafeteria. (CHUCKLES) 394 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:31,360 RAJEEV: You comin', boo? Better hurry up! Valentine's Day won't last forever. 395 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,760 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 396 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,200 MALE VOICE: Yes! 29229

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