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Yo! Spencer Wright, here.
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-And, Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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Next stop, the Tokyo Museum of Pop Stars.
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How cool is it that the Jap-bronese
wanna build a shrine to my greatness?
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-It's just an exhibition, drill bit.
-Eh.
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Hey, whatcha got in the sack, Jack?
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Well, just a couple of things I held back.
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You know, just in case something happens
to my necklace and I can't see you.
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You worry too much, brotoplasm.
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We can't deprive my Japanese fans
of this stuff.
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Hmm...
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Yeah, you're right. What could happen
to my necklace?
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-I did it! I really did it!
-Did what?
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I created life! I call her Gwendolyn.
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(SHIVERS)
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Does it feel chilly?
I better get Gwenny a sweater.
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(EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS)
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, Billy! I can't see you!
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(PANTING)
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Dad, something in the ground
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just sucked my guitar pick necklace
right off me.
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There, there, Gwendolyn.
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That's the pest-control system
I installed.
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It sucks up foreign invaders
and incinerates them.
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Incinerates?
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Tell ya what,
you can wear my old necklace.
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You'll love it. It's totally fresh.
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Okay, we can fix this.
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(BEEPS)
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Jeevster, it's me.
I need to borrow Billy's belt.
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No problemo!
How soon can you get to India?
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(INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Oh, shoot! I forgot.
-Oh, gotta run. Elephant taxi's here.
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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(CALL DISCONNECTS)
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HUGH: Found it!
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That... (GROANS)
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-You'll get used to it.
-Huh?
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Didn't I ever tell you
about my Jam Master Hugh days?
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Check me!
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Well, my name is Hugh
And I'm just sayin'
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When I saw wood I cut with the grain
Word to your Mama...
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Out
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(GROANS)
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(BEEPS)
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SPENCER:
Billy? Billy? Billy? Psst! Billy!
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Billy, are you in here? Give me a sign!
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I know it bites, but it looks like
we're gonna have to fly solo
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till your stuff comes back.
It's only a few weeks.
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No, no, no, no! I need my entourage!
Even if it is only you.
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(SIGHS) Are you gonna be okay?
Give me a sign.
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(SCREAMS) I'll take that as a "no."
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(CHEWING)
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I can't take it!
It's been almost ten minutes!
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Oh, texting, the new talking!
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(BEEPING)
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(MESSAGE RINGTONE)
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Huh? Syrup ivy foxtrot?
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-(SCREAMS) Stupid auto-fill function!
-(BEEPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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Yeah, it's a... it's a new special effect.
Pretty cool, huh? (CHUCKLES)
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I will not be ignored!
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Ooh!
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Sorry. I promise I'll cut it out.
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'Cause there's no point
in acting like a maniac!
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(CHUCKLES) Maniac? I'll show you maniac!
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Huh?
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Your special effects aren't that good.
That's a ghost!
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There's no such thing as ghosts.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, really?
Then who's doing... this?
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(SCREAMING)
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-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-(GRUNTS) Ugh!
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Happy now?
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Well, at least you're talking to me.
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(SOBBING)
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What are we gonna do?
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-I'll kick his butt!
-You'll do nothing of the sort!
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I have a better idea.
We'll hire a ghost hunter.
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Ghost hunter, huh?
I wonder who they're going to get.
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MADAME X: You! You moron!
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This is the perfect ruse
for you to get in the house!
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Bring me Billy Joe Cobra!
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But, Madame X, Pickling with the Stars
is starting in five minutes.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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MADAME X: You need to wear
Billy Joe's underwear so you can see him!
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(SNIFFING) Hmm..
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Say hello to our ghost hunter, Mr. Hoover.
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Tell this phony to hit the road.
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He's not a ghost hunter
any more than I am.
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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That's okay.
The boy is right to be cautious.
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There are a lot of scam artists out there.
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But none of them have... this!
The Ghost Containment Unit.
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This little green light tells you
when you've hauled in a spooky one.
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I'd say that pretty much seals it.
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JANE: Hmm?
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(GRUNTS)
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(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)
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Ha! Bingo! There's the troublemaker.
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(GRUNTING)
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-(BEEPS, VACUUM WHIRS)
-(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)
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(GROANING)
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Release my underthings, you perv!
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It's all over, Hoover.
You can't see Billy, so get lost.
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I don't need to see him.
I'll just set this to "Suck Everything."
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-(CHUCKLING)
-(VACUUM WHIRRING)
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(BEEPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS) Who does that guy think he is?
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Nobody trashes the Cobra's lair!
Except the Cobra.
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Billy, if you're in here give me a sign!
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Ah!
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Knocking on the wall would work, too,
you know. Listen, I got a plan.
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We let Hoover trash the house
until my parents are so tweaked
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they throw him out.
You can chill in the garage. Cool?
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No, not cool. I don't want
that Hoover-monkey trashing my crib!
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Think of something else! (GRUNTING)
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Great! And oh, that's a much better sign.
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(LASER BEEPING)
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Psst... Billy, quick!
Hoover will never look in here!
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(CHUCKLING)
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Hmm?
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-What are you doing?
-Not now, little girl.
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-(PUNCHING)
-(HOOVER GROANING)
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Yeah, Freaky Tiki Room! Good idea, Billy!
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh!
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Mom! This guy is out of control, I...
Look what he did to the Tiki Room!
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That's okay. Now I can turn it
into a belly-dance studio.
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-(LAUGHING)
-What?
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(SCREAMS)
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-Billy? Get back in the garage. Now!
-But there's spiders in there, man.
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Ugh!
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(GROANING)
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You led me in here intentionally,
didn't you?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I know if you're standing here,
Billy's nowhere nearby.
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You're right.
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He's in the garage.
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-Ha! I'll bet.
-No, seriously.
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I told him to hide in there.
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If you're telling me he's in the garage,
that means...
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you don't want me to go in here!
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A-ha! (CHUCKLING)
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-My antique tweezers collection!
-My homemade sock deodorizer!
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Now can we get rid of him?
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No way!
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Who else is gonna have
a Ghost Containment Unit
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with that kind of horsepower?
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(SCREAMING)
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(CRASH)
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(GROANING)
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(HUGH SCREAMS)
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Hang in there, Gwendolyn.
You're gonna make it.
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(SOBS)
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You monster! (GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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-(GRUNTING)
-No!
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Wait! We still have a ghost in the house!
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But maybe that's better
than a ghost hunter.
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Hmm...
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Man, it is blinding out.
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Oh... wait a minute.
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-Dude, you're back!
-Bro-hug!
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Wait, where did you get these glasses?
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Hey, you had 'em all along, didn't you?
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No...
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SPENCER:
Dude, check out my new Snaggletooth app.
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-Hey, who left the outhouse door open?
-(BILLY LAUGHING)
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Those teeth are too funny, brohanne.
Do it again!
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Y'all want some more pie?
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(LAUGHING) Again, again! Huh?
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(SCREAMS)
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Dude, it's just a Halloween decoration.
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Huh? Halloween? Not a fan, bro.
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So I guess you're gonna want to deck
the crib out, like, super creepy, huh?
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Halloween is for amateurs.
Brand spider webs, plastic skeletons?
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No, I wouldn't waste my time.
Whoa, check this out!
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Nancy Bigelow is holding
a Halloween House of Horror contest!
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Whoever creates the scariest house
gets to be her assistant on her next film!
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Huh, Nancy Big-a-what?
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You know, the most famous
special effects designer in the business!
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(CHUCKLES) Come on! We've got work to do.
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I thought you said Halloween
was for amateurs.
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This isn't about Halloween, anymore.
It's way bigger.
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Okay... but no ghosts!
They creep me out! (WHIMPERS)
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Then, after the visitor gets splattered
by fake blood, that's where you come in.
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Me? No way, brosé.
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Dude, you're a ghost.
You have to be a part of this.
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Get the Hughster to do it.
He loves helping out.
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No can do. The 'rents are taking Jessica
to a Halloween party. It's just us.
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Well, then it looks like
you're flying solo, brolo.
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Okay. I guess I'll have to change the name
of the place.
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I was gonna call it
the Billy Joe Cobra House of Carnage.
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-You were?
-Check out the signage.
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Ha! From my Billy Gives You the Willies
album. (CHUCKLES) Awesome!
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But you don't wanna be a part of this,
so...
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(SCREAMS) I changed my mind.
(CHUCKLES)
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The Cobra is always happy
to help out a broseph.
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(HAMMER THUDDING)
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Hey, Rajeev, what's going on here?
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Your freaky friend is up to something,
and I want to know what it is.
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Sorry, Lolo. I don't think Spencer
would want me to tell you.
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If you tell me... you can go for a ride
with me.
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(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) Yeah... Whoa!
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-Ow!
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Hey, I held up my end! What about my ride?
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That was your ride.
I never said how long it was going to be.
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She is so smart.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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SPENCER: And check out the grand finale.
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When people come in, they'll walk
into this rug that's made of your clothes.
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-That means...
-They'll be able to see me?
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Yep!
It'll be like a huge Cobra comeback show!
227
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Fun on a bun! (CHUCKLES)
228
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:55,000
-And it won't even be scary, right?
-Right. And at the end, this happens.
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(SCREAMS)
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-(WHIMPERING)
-SPENCER: Well, I guess that's working.
231
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(BLADES WHIRRING)
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Enter Lolo's Den of Darkness, if you dare!
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
233
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(SCREAMING)
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00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,480
Hi, Ms. Bigelow! Spencer Wright. Big fan.
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(BLADES WHIRRING)
236
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,080
-And, I'm Lolo Calorie. Bigger fan.
-(GRUNTS)
237
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,520
All right, guys. What have you got for me?
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00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,000
I'm warning you, I've seen
a lot of pathetic houses tonight.
239
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,080
-I don't think you'll be disappointed...
-By mine.
240
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(GRUNTS)
241
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,640
Looks like that assistant job is mine.
242
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,560
(SIGHS) Since when do you care about
working for a special effects designer?
243
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,760
Since a certain friend of yours
told me that you cared about it.
244
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,760
Ah.
245
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-(CHUCKLING)
-(SIGHS)
246
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:08,080
I'm sorry, dude! I had no choice!
She offered me a ride in her limo.
247
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240
(SIGHS)
248
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,600
It's closing time
for Cobra's House of Cornball.
249
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,560
(CHUCKLES)
250
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:24,280
Whoa, Lolo's butt butler.
This looks a little fish tacos.
251
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,520
No. Too scary. Ah! Gotta do it!
252
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,200
No, no. Too scary.
253
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,560
(TEETH CHATTERING)
254
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,840
(ELECTRIC SPARK)
255
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,800
-(GASPS)
-Huh?
256
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,720
(SIGHS) I gotta do something.
The rug, he can can see me.
257
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,720
Hold it right there, Lolo's lackey.
258
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:09,680
(BOTH SCREAM)
259
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,360
(GROANING) Let me out!
260
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,640
-(WHIMPERS)
-Let me out! (GROANS)
261
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,040
Oh...
262
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,040
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
263
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,080
(SCREAMING)
264
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,600
I'll bet Billy's doing this!
(CHUCKLES) Way to get my back, Cobra!
265
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,920
This actually looks interesting.
266
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,560
Are you sure you're brave enough to go in?
267
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,640
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-Sorry, private showing!
268
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,000
(GROANING)
269
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,480
Okay, my favorite room in the house.
Nothing scary can happen in here.
270
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,360
(SCREAMS)
271
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,520
(LAUGHS MENACINGLY)
272
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,560
Huh?
273
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,880
Keep it up, Billy, you're nailing it!
274
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,680
Wow. Those look pretty real.
275
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,400
They are real!
276
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,200
(PANTING)
277
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,800
(CHUCKLES) Phew, great effect, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
278
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,880
(LOUD THUD, CREAKING)
279
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:52,640
(SCREAMING)
280
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:06,400
-Okay, you're amazing. You got the gig.
-Yee-haw! Woo-hoo!
281
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,280
(HUMMING)
282
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,400
Oh, haha! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I'll be right back.
283
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,920
-(ROARS)
-(WHIMPERS)
284
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,600
Billy!
285
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,320
-(SCREAMS)
-(SCREAMS)
286
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,880
(SIGHS) Brotician, you're here.
287
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,160
Dude, we did it.
Can you change it back now?
288
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,160
-You think I did this?
-Huh? Then what's happening?
289
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,720
I don't know,
but I just want my house back.
290
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,640
Okay, okay. Come on.
Let's try and hold it together.
291
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,640
Tell me exactly what happened
before the house changed.
292
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,480
Okay, I was following
Lolo's henchdude around,
293
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,600
when all this scary stuff
started happening.
294
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,800
And I screamed,
and then the next thing I know
295
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,680
I'm sucked into the wall
and everything's super creep show. (SOBS)
296
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,880
Dude, I think it's your fear
that's doing this to the house.
297
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,800
-That's wickety-wack!
-(GRUNTING)
298
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,080
(ROARING)
299
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,800
-(SCREAMS)
-Ouch.
300
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,240
Okay, maybe you're right.
301
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,040
Billy, I think the only way
to make this stop
302
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,360
is for you not to be afraid anymore.
303
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,520
Well, I don't see
that happening any time soon.
304
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,520
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMS)
305
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,960
(CONTINUES ROARING)
306
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,320
Adrian?
307
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,000
Billy, look! It's just Adrian.
This guy's not scary.
308
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,720
-(ROARS)
-(GRUNTS)
309
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,920
-(CHUCKLES)
-(ROARS)
310
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640
Huh?
311
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,120
Billy, just think of something happy
and fun!
312
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,640
(WHIMPERS) Okay.
Doh, I can't think of anything! (SOBS)
313
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,200
(EXCLAIMS)
314
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,920
(ROARS)
315
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,120
Huh?
316
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,960
I tell ya, Bobby Joe.
317
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,480
When they hit this feller
with the ugly stick,
318
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,800
they must've used a whole tree.
319
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,360
(LAUGHS) Funny teeth. Again! Again!
320
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,080
It's hotter in here
than two squirrels in a wool sock.
321
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,720
(LAUGHING)
322
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,800
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
323
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,040
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
324
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,760
While you're not scared,
let's get you out of there.
325
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,960
(STRAINING)
326
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,160
-So, when do I start?
-Never!
327
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,880
After that experience,
I'm done with horror!
328
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,080
From now on,
I'm just doing romantic comedies.
329
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,400
Aw.
330
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,080
Sorry, bromie.
I know how much you wanted that gig.
331
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,000
That's true. But, dude,
332
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,920
we were the ones who scared
Nancy Bigelow out of the business.
333
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,520
(CHUCKLES) How cool is that?
334
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,760
Stop it, you big baby!
You're acting like you've seen a ghost!
335
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,480
(CHUCKLES)
336
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,160
(CROWD CHEERING)
337
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,240
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,160
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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