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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,440 Yo! Spencer Wright, here. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,920 -And, Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,920 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,200 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,320 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:27,017 --> 00:00:29,317 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 7 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,240 Hey! Check out the CD fiesta I found. 8 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,400 -Yeah! -(CHUCKLES) 9 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,520 Comin' back at ya! Check the swerve! Ha! 10 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,440 Huh? 11 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,240 -Huh? -Yeah! 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,520 -Where did it go? -Right here, tool shed. 13 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:58,440 -"Billy's next mega-hit" -Whoa! Cue it up, bro-man! 14 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,760 (BEEPS) 15 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,800 Yo! You mess with my brain You gonna feel the pain 16 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,160 I'll serve you up like A chicken chow mein 17 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:11,000 I send ya to... to the Ukraine On an economy-class plane! 18 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,400 Hey, I remember this! 19 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,160 It's called "Get Outta My Face" It's pure genius! 20 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,320 All I gotta do is lay down some backing tracks, and viola! 21 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,280 We'll be needin' a new shelf in my awards room. 22 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,360 -Dude, we have to work on your confidence. -Call up my record company, 23 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,640 tell 'em you found an unreleased Cobra single 24 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,080 that's gonna burn up the download-osphere! 25 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,200 Hey, I might know a hot young director who could make a video for it! 26 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,880 -Could really help get his name out there. -Yeah maybe. Tell him to send me his reel. 27 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,360 -I mean me, Brunch Menu! -Oh! Totes! 28 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,840 FEMALE VOICE: Good morning. Chin Music. 29 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,840 Mr. Chinowitz, a young man on the line says he has an undiscovered 30 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,880 -Billy Joe Cobra single. -(GASPS) Are you for real? Talk to me. 31 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,600 Uh, my name is Spencer Wright. Not only do I have a song, 32 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,040 but there's also an awesome video to go with it. 33 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,840 Is the song any good? Who cares? I want it! 34 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,760 Billy was the top horse in my stable. 35 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,400 -When can you get it to me? -Uh, well, I need to do a little remixing. 36 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,720 Five o'clock? Five o'clock would be good. 37 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,840 I'm gonna get my whole team working on this. 38 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,480 We're going huge with it. Big kiss. Talk soon. 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,760 -(GROANS) -The Cobra's back! 40 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,680 I wonder how long it'll take to get to number one! (LAUGHS) 41 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,480 -Maybe you should finish the song first. -Oh, right. 42 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,440 What time is my band getting here? 43 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,600 Dude, I always work with a band. That's part of the Cobra's process. 44 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,800 You could have told me that before I called up your record company 45 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,400 and promised them a song and video by five o'clock! Which... 46 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:57,277 Which is four hours from now! 47 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:02,480 Brolax. This is the music business. Nobody cares about deadlines. 48 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:08,320 Here now is me, Greg Slick, with this entertainment update, 49 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,760 Dateline Hollywood, where an area teen has discovered an unreleased 50 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:15,520 Billy Joe Cobra single. The song and a new video will drop today 51 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,720 at five o'clock. That is unless the teen, one Spencer Wright, 52 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,600 is nothing more than a delusional, attention-seeking liar. 53 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,720 -We'll know in a few hours. -(SCREAMS) 54 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,780 All right! Into that studio, now! 55 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,280 Fine, but I'm still not gonna have it by five. 56 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,000 I gotta lay down all the tracks myself and I'm only one ghost, you know. 57 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,560 Not necessarily. 58 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,760 (CHUCKLES) 59 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,520 Are you steppin' in what I think you're steppin' in? 60 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,920 -With both feet. (CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) 61 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,080 Party time! 62 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,120 -No, not that! -Oh, that. 63 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,040 (GAGGING) 64 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,960 Yes! 65 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,360 Say hello, to my new bass player. 66 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,480 (BASS GUITAR PLAYING) 67 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,240 What's shakin', Bro-Diddly? 68 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,560 (BLOWS) 69 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,280 (POPS) 70 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,600 On the drums, give it up for bro-clone number two. 71 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,880 (DRUM BEAT MUSIC) 72 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,280 How you livin', bro-peeps? 73 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,000 Band of Billys. Huh! I like it. 74 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,600 Well, we're gonna go hit the studio. And now that we got the song covered, 75 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,800 don't let me down with that video, Spencil. 76 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,640 -Yeah, Spendant. -What he said, Spenalty Kick. 77 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,880 (CHUCKLES) 78 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,800 Hey, guys, don't let me interrupt. Just lookin' for a firewire cable. 79 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,160 (CHEWING, SPITS) 80 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,360 Wow. You guys finished already? 81 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,880 Yeah, with the spicy chicken wings. But the pizza hasn't arrived yet. 82 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,200 -(CONTINUES CHEWING) -I was talking about the song. 83 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,680 Oh, right! Yeah, we really gotta get on that. 84 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,760 You know what the problem is? We need a second drummer. 85 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,360 Totally! Great minds think alike, bro. 86 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,000 I hear that, bro! 87 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,000 Welcome to the party, bro-clone! 88 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,440 -(DRUM BEAT) -Hey! All right. 89 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,040 Now, do you guys think you can get to work? Don't forget, we got a deadline. 90 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,560 Absolutely! 91 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,720 -Just as soon as we have a horn section. -Good call, my bro-in-the-know. 92 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,560 So, looks like you got everything you need. Guess you guys are ready to... 93 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,240 (SCREAMS) 94 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,520 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 95 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,560 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 96 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,840 (GRUNTS) 97 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,320 All set, bromander! Ready for Billy Bowling! 98 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,000 -Hey! What gives-- (SCREAMS) 99 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,480 Woo-hoo! 100 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,280 (SCREAMS) 101 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,120 (THUDS) 102 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,040 (LAUGHING) 103 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,280 -You guys are supposed to be recording! -Brohemian, 104 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:14,120 you can't force creativity. You gotta wait till inspiration hits ya. 105 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,760 Let me see if I can help. 106 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,040 Hey, this is nice! Feels good! 107 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:23,160 -Wait! -Not the fifty-seven gold top! 108 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,760 Then get your invisible butt in that studio! 109 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,040 All of you! We've only got two hours! 110 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,680 And if we don't deliver that song, the whole world is gonna think 111 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,120 I'm a "delusional, attention-seeking liar." 112 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,920 Yeah, yeah, keep movin'. 113 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,800 Three, four... 114 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,560 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(CHUCKLES) Ahan! 115 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,920 (LAUGHING) 116 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,080 -What? Why'd you stop? -Uh... no reason. 117 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,680 Oh, come on! Let me hear it! It sounded good. 118 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,920 -You sure you wanna hear it? -Of course. Totally! 119 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,080 (LAUGHING) 120 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,720 Okay, okay, okay. One, two, one, two, three, four. 121 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,440 (MUSIC PLAYING) 122 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,760 He kills all your fun And he makes you work 123 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,080 Spencer Wright! Spencer Wright! 124 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,640 He smells like butt And acts like a jerk 125 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,080 Spencer Wright! Spencer Wright! 126 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,320 -(DOORBELL RINGING) -(LAUGHING) 127 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,760 -Do you like it, bro? -Shh! 128 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:34,560 Here now is me, Greg Slick, at the home of Spencer Wright... 129 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,120 Spencer Wright! 130 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:40,080 ...who claims to have discovered an unreleased Billy Joe Cobra single. 131 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,080 Spencer, it's less than an hour till the deadline, 132 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,360 and there is still no sign of this single. 133 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,640 Are you prepared to admit that this is all just a hoax? 134 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,000 -No! -There you have it, folks. 135 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,520 -I guess Spencer Wright is... -Spencer Wright! 136 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,080 ...too deep into this lie to dig his way out. What's that? 137 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:01,320 I'm just getting word that there's talk of prosecuting Spencer Wright for fraud! 138 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,400 -But it's not fraud! -(CHUCKLES) 139 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,280 Well, when you're in prison, you'll have plenty of time to think 140 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:10,920 about why you played this sick, twisted joke on innocent music lovers. 141 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,160 -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) -Goodbye, Greg! 142 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,440 -(SIGHS) -(PHONE RINGING) 143 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,680 Hey, Rajeev. 144 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,360 Dude, you look really sweaty on TV. 145 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,840 -Rajeev, I'm in big trouble here. -Huh? 146 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:28,680 Tell the Jeevster all about it. I think we can help. 147 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,800 This is great! 148 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,280 How did I not know you guys were trained musicians? 149 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,080 -We're trained to be modest too. -Okay, we're rolling. 150 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,320 This is "Get Outta My Face" take one! 151 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,800 (MUSIC PLAYING) 152 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,880 -Cut! Cut! -What about my solo? 153 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,960 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 154 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,240 (GRUNTS) 155 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,480 Maybe these aren't the right instruments. What else can you guys play? 156 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,600 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(SCREAMS) 157 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,440 (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING) 158 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,840 That's worse. 159 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,520 (PLAYS FLUTE) 160 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,520 I can't work this way! I'm a professional. 161 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,480 You're right. Check it out. 162 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,120 (BEEPS) 163 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,480 You think you're all that But you're just a spoiled brat 164 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,160 I've seen prettier faces On a naked mole rat 165 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,840 That just lost a fight with an alley cat 166 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,560 You think you're phat But your rhymes fall flat 167 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,360 Yo, Billy Joe Cobra is where it's at! 168 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,880 Oh, this is from the feud! Why didn't you say so? 169 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,840 -What feud? -How do you not know about this? 170 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,680 Were you living on another planet? 171 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,600 It all started a while back, at the Self Regard Awards. 172 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,320 Billy turned up in a brand new, one-of-a-kind outfit. 173 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,640 -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) -SHANILA: Or so he thought. 174 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,000 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(BILLY GROANS) 175 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,280 -(GRUNTS) -(HEN CLUCKING) 176 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,880 (GRUNTS) 177 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,920 SHANILA: It was war. Ms. Blah-Blah dissed Billy with her single 178 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,080 "You're So Lame." 179 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,080 Billy countered with "I Know You Are But What Am I?" 180 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,600 And so on and so on. 181 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,960 A feud, huh? BRB. 182 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,880 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 183 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:14,000 Hey, guys, glad to see you're having fun. Just stopped by to let you know 184 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,320 that the record company has decided to kill the new single, okay? 185 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,320 (BLOWS TRUMPET) 186 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,520 -What? -Yeah, they signed Ms. Blah-Blah. 187 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,000 No. 188 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:31,320 Ms. Blah-Blah? We can't let that bag-face pown us like that! 189 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,160 No! No! No! No! 190 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,720 What's the planet, Janet? 191 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,840 Think, think, think, think! 192 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:41,280 Light-bulb moment! We'll record our own tune-age! 193 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,680 Our own tune-age, our own tune-age 194 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,040 Billys away! 195 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,600 (CHUCKLES) Gotcha! 196 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,760 Ready, Billys? One, two, three, four! 197 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,600 (MUSIC PLAYING) 198 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,880 GREG: And "Get Outta My Face," 199 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,560 the new song and video from Billy Joe Cobra 200 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,720 and director Spencer Wright, has soared to number one 201 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,320 on the pop charts in record time! 202 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,560 (CHUCKLES) Huh, Cobra's back on top! And I couldn't have done it 203 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,560 -without you, bro. -Yeah, no sweatpants. 204 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,000 Now, maybe there's something you could do for me. 205 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,680 -Name it. Whatever! -Can you please get rid of these clones? 206 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,640 SPENCER: But, Mr. Ponzi, I didn't have anything to do with it! 207 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:40,360 Oh really, Mr. Wright? You were the only one at that table. 208 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:44,120 Are you telling me the mustard just flew out of the bottle all on its own? 209 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,520 (GRUNTING) 210 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,520 (CHUCKLES) 211 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,080 -Uh, not exactly. -Write, Wright! 212 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:02,880 "I will not mustardize my principal," 100,000 times. 213 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,400 A 100,000? I'm not sure I can finish that before we're supposed to leave 214 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,560 for the FAME awards. 215 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,520 Oh, don't worry about that, because you won't be joining 216 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,000 your classmates at the FAME awards. You're gonna stay here 217 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,640 until I return to release you. Is that clear? 218 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,240 But you can't do that! 219 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,120 I can do whatever I want! Because I'm the principal 220 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,920 and you're nothing. 221 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,800 And if you're thinking of trying to sneak out, think again. 222 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,240 I'll have eyes on you the whole time! 223 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,080 Half a megapixel of pure gotcha! 224 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,960 Smile! 225 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,880 I suppose this is partially my fault? 226 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,040 Partially? Do you realize what we're missing? 227 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,560 The FAME awards, Billy. 228 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,160 The night that Hollywood gives itself a hug! 229 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,200 Who do you think you're talkin' to, brojak? I'll have you know that 230 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,480 I was the original model for the statuette. 231 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,760 They're giving a Lifetime Achievement Award 232 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,560 to the greatest special effects legend in the business! 233 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,200 Stan Winnihausen! 234 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:15,160 You don't really need me here, do you? I mean, you've got all that writing to do. 235 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,480 I'd just be a distraction. 236 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,720 Uh-uh. Forget it, Cobra. You're not going without me. 237 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,080 (GRUNTS) 238 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,920 'Cause we're both goin'! 239 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,640 But... Ponzi's camera. How you gonna be in two places at once? 240 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,360 I'm gonna need you to pick a few things up for me. First, get me a spool 241 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,040 of five-gauge electrical wire. 242 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,840 Roger. Go someplace, get some things. 243 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,600 Hey, what's wrong with your pen? 244 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,880 -(SIGHS) You're a ghost, genius. -Oh, right, I knew that. 245 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,880 (CROWD CHEERING) 246 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,320 (CHUCKLES) 247 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,920 Uh, soup kitchen is across the street, pal. 248 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,320 How dare you! 249 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,560 I am the Principal of Beverly Beverly High! 250 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,280 You can't be seen on the red carpet looking like you lost a fight 251 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,880 with a hot dog cart. Back door! 252 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,480 Security! 253 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,880 (PANTING) 254 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,720 I've never been so insulted! This is all Wright's fault! 255 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,920 Speaking of which... (CHUCKLES) 256 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,400 It warms the heart. 257 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,160 Hmm, not bad, Brotoshop. 258 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,720 -Ready to give Hollywood a hug? -Oh, yeah! 259 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,760 Please! Please! No pictures! Well, if you insist, just a few. (CHUCKLES) 260 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,040 You do know they can't see you, right? 261 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,360 We gotta figure out a way in, and quick. I don't wanna miss Stan's award. 262 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,800 -I got an idea! -I got a better idea. 263 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,160 All you gotta do is ghost your way inside, grab my ticket from Ponzi, 264 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,680 and then meet me out back. 265 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:32,080 Oh, man! What a spread! Just like old times! 266 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,720 Caviar! 267 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,800 (GULPS, BURPS) 268 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,160 I just remembered! I hate caviar! (VOMITS) 269 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,200 (SCREAMS) 270 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,200 (SLURPS) Ah! 271 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,880 -(CONTINUES SCREAMING) -Hey, Desiree! Looking fine, girl! 272 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,600 -(PHONE BEEPING) -Come on! Come on! 273 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,800 Whoa! 274 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,280 Hey! (GRUNTS) 275 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,280 Dullsville, people! Let's get our crunk on! 276 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,200 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 277 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,680 (PHONE RINGING) 278 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,800 Cobra here. Brojangles! Where are you! 279 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,960 The party is kickin' it! You gotta get in here! 280 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:39,480 Oh, right, your ticket. Of course, I didn't forget! 281 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,440 Ladies and gentleman, please welcome your M.C. for the evening, 282 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:50,160 hip-hop artist, movie star A Buck Three-Eighty! 283 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,640 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 284 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,880 (CHUCKLES) 285 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,920 (GROANS) 286 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,760 (CHUCKLES) 287 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,800 Sorry, bro. I couldn't score the ticket. I looked everywhere. 288 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,240 Everywhere, huh? 289 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,720 Well, not everywhere. But if he's got a ticket there, 290 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,880 -I don't think you'd want it! -Truth. 291 00:17:12,055 --> 00:17:14,385 -Hey! I've got another idea. -(PHONE BEEPING) 292 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:18,480 Yeah! I found an ad online from some dude who said he's got an extra ticket. 293 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,560 Cool. Good luck. I gotta get back for best supporting actress. 294 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,920 Hmm... 295 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,920 I mean, I'll stay here and keep you company. 296 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:31,040 So you see, the mustard must have aggravated my condiment allergy. 297 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,930 But I'm fine now. May I please return to my seat? 298 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,440 -(CROWD GRUMBLING) -(PHONE BEEPS) 299 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,680 Oh, a buyer for Wright's ticket. Yes! 300 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,560 -(HORNS HONKING) -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 301 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:04,840 Hey! 302 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,240 Was that... No, it couldn't be. 303 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,400 Hey! Mustard man! You trying to scalp tickets? 304 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,400 (SCREAMS) 305 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,880 Dude, we've gotta find a way in. I'm gonna miss Stan the Man. 306 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,520 (CAR APPROACHING) 307 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,920 (CHEERING) 308 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:50,160 Hey! It's Ms. Blah-Blah! Man, she practically missed the whole show. 309 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,680 It's called being fashionably late. 310 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,840 I used to do it all the time. In fact, I think I invented it. 311 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:03,240 I remember... Spencer? Nice. 312 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:13,280 Hmm... if I didn't know any better I'd say that lump is shaped exactly 313 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:18,040 like Spencer Wright, if he were trying to hide underneath a long train. 314 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,920 (LAUGHS) 315 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,720 -Oh! -Gotcha! 316 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,080 -Huh? -(CROWD CHEERING) 317 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,560 Dude, this is your chance, go! 318 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,360 (SPENCER PANTING) 319 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,560 (GROANING) Huh? 320 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,440 (GRUNTS) 321 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,160 (GROANS) 322 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:54,360 And now to present the FAME Lifetime Achievement Award... 323 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,200 Turn around, Wright. 324 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,960 (GIGGLING) 325 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,320 -(SCREAMS) -(GROWLS) 326 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,280 (PANTING) 327 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,160 Here to present the Lifetime Achievement Famey 328 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,640 is famous Hollywood haberdasher Murray Chodak. 329 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,760 Huh? Huh... Mm. (SCREAMS) 330 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,840 (SCREAMS) 331 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,680 (GROANING) 332 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,000 You're on! Go, go, go! 333 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,200 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -Murray Chodak! 334 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,160 -Hi. -Huh, Spencer! 335 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,240 Yeah! 336 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,000 Uh, let's see. I can't believe I'm getting to do this. (CHUCKLES) 337 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,560 You know, most people have probably never heard of Stan Winnihausen. 338 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,160 But if you really love movies the way I do, 339 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,800 you know they would be nothing without guys like Stan. 340 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,520 Who can forget such classics as Blood Foot Summer, No Guts, No Gory-- 341 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,600 -Psst! -Huh? 342 00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:04,277 Well, I guess I'm out of time. Thanks for the nightmares, Stan! 343 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:08,080 And it is my pleasure to present the FAMEY for Lifetime Achievement 344 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,480 -to my idol, Stan Winnihausen! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 345 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,400 Whoa! That's quite a special effect! 346 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,000 We may be looking at the next Stan Winnihausen! 347 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,000 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 348 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,560 Huh? 349 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,960 I knew it. 350 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,560 We gotta beat Ponzi back to school. 351 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,800 (TIRES SCREECHING) 352 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,560 (PANTING) 353 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,160 (SCREAMS) Huh? 354 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,720 Oh, Principal Ponzi, how was the show? I think I fell asleep. 355 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,440 How did you... weren't you... 356 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,440 (GROANS) Oh, never mind! Go home, Wright! 357 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,200 At least I don't have to see you for another ten hours. 358 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,480 (CHUCKLES) 359 00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:34,155 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 360 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,200 MALE VOICE: Yes! 27824

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