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Yo! Spencer Wright, here.
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-And, Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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Hey! Check out the CD fiesta I found.
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-Yeah!
-(CHUCKLES)
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Comin' back at ya! Check the swerve! Ha!
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Huh?
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-Huh?
-Yeah!
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-Where did it go?
-Right here, tool shed.
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-"Billy's next mega-hit"
-Whoa! Cue it up, bro-man!
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(BEEPS)
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Yo! You mess with my brain
You gonna feel the pain
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I'll serve you up like
A chicken chow mein
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I send ya to... to the Ukraine
On an economy-class plane!
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Hey, I remember this!
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It's called "Get Outta My Face"
It's pure genius!
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All I gotta do is lay down
some backing tracks, and viola!
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We'll be needin' a new shelf
in my awards room.
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-Dude, we have to work on your confidence.
-Call up my record company,
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tell 'em you found an unreleased
Cobra single
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that's gonna burn up the download-osphere!
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Hey, I might know a hot young director
who could make a video for it!
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-Could really help get his name out there.
-Yeah maybe. Tell him to send me his reel.
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-I mean me, Brunch Menu!
-Oh! Totes!
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FEMALE VOICE: Good morning. Chin Music.
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Mr. Chinowitz, a young man
on the line says he has an undiscovered
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-Billy Joe Cobra single.
-(GASPS) Are you for real? Talk to me.
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Uh, my name is Spencer Wright.
Not only do I have a song,
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but there's also an awesome
video to go with it.
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Is the song any good? Who cares?
I want it!
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Billy was the top horse in my stable.
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-When can you get it to me?
-Uh, well, I need to do a little remixing.
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Five o'clock? Five o'clock would be good.
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I'm gonna get my whole team
working on this.
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We're going huge with it. Big kiss.
Talk soon.
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-(GROANS)
-The Cobra's back!
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I wonder how long it'll take
to get to number one! (LAUGHS)
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-Maybe you should finish the song first.
-Oh, right.
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What time is my band getting here?
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Dude, I always work with a band.
That's part of the Cobra's process.
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You could have told me that
before I called up your record company
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and promised them a song and video
by five o'clock! Which...
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Which is four hours from now!
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Brolax. This is the music business.
Nobody cares about deadlines.
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Here now is me, Greg Slick,
with this entertainment update,
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Dateline Hollywood, where an area teen
has discovered an unreleased
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Billy Joe Cobra single.
The song and a new video will drop today
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at five o'clock. That is unless the teen,
one Spencer Wright,
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is nothing more than a delusional,
attention-seeking liar.
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-We'll know in a few hours.
-(SCREAMS)
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All right! Into that studio, now!
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Fine, but I'm still not gonna have
it by five.
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I gotta lay down all the tracks myself
and I'm only one ghost, you know.
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Not necessarily.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Are you steppin' in what
I think you're steppin' in?
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-With both feet. (CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES)
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Party time!
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-No, not that!
-Oh, that.
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(GAGGING)
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Yes!
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Say hello, to my new bass player.
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(BASS GUITAR PLAYING)
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What's shakin', Bro-Diddly?
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(BLOWS)
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(POPS)
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On the drums, give it up
for bro-clone number two.
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(DRUM BEAT MUSIC)
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How you livin', bro-peeps?
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Band of Billys. Huh! I like it.
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Well, we're gonna go hit the studio.
And now that we got the song covered,
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don't let me down
with that video, Spencil.
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-Yeah, Spendant.
-What he said, Spenalty Kick.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey, guys, don't let me interrupt.
Just lookin' for a firewire cable.
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(CHEWING, SPITS)
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Wow. You guys finished already?
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Yeah, with the spicy chicken wings.
But the pizza hasn't arrived yet.
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-(CONTINUES CHEWING)
-I was talking about the song.
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Oh, right! Yeah, we really gotta
get on that.
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You know what the problem is?
We need a second drummer.
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Totally! Great minds think alike, bro.
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I hear that, bro!
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Welcome to the party, bro-clone!
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-(DRUM BEAT)
-Hey! All right.
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Now, do you guys think you can get
to work? Don't forget, we got a deadline.
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Absolutely!
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-Just as soon as we have a horn section.
-Good call, my bro-in-the-know.
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So, looks like you got everything
you need. Guess you guys are ready to...
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(SCREAMS)
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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(GRUNTS)
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All set, bromander!
Ready for Billy Bowling!
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-Hey! What gives-- (SCREAMS)
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Woo-hoo!
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(SCREAMS)
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(THUDS)
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(LAUGHING)
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-You guys are supposed to be recording!
-Brohemian,
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you can't force creativity.
You gotta wait till inspiration hits ya.
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Let me see if I can help.
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Hey, this is nice! Feels good!
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-Wait!
-Not the fifty-seven gold top!
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Then get your invisible butt
in that studio!
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All of you! We've only got two hours!
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And if we don't deliver that song,
the whole world is gonna think
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I'm a "delusional,
attention-seeking liar."
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Yeah, yeah, keep movin'.
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Three, four...
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CHUCKLES) Ahan!
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(LAUGHING)
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-What? Why'd you stop?
-Uh... no reason.
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Oh, come on! Let me hear it!
It sounded good.
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-You sure you wanna hear it?
-Of course. Totally!
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, okay, okay.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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He kills all your fun
And he makes you work
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Spencer Wright! Spencer Wright!
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He smells like butt
And acts like a jerk
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Spencer Wright! Spencer Wright!
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-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-(LAUGHING)
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-Do you like it, bro?
-Shh!
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Here now is me, Greg Slick,
at the home of Spencer Wright...
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Spencer Wright!
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...who claims to have discovered
an unreleased Billy Joe Cobra single.
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Spencer, it's less than an hour
till the deadline,
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and there is still no sign of this single.
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Are you prepared to admit
that this is all just a hoax?
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-No!
-There you have it, folks.
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-I guess Spencer Wright is...
-Spencer Wright!
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...too deep into this lie to dig
his way out. What's that?
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I'm just getting word that there's talk
of prosecuting Spencer Wright for fraud!
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-But it's not fraud!
-(CHUCKLES)
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Well, when you're in prison,
you'll have plenty of time to think
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about why you played this sick,
twisted joke on innocent music lovers.
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-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
-Goodbye, Greg!
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-(SIGHS)
-(PHONE RINGING)
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Hey, Rajeev.
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Dude, you look really sweaty on TV.
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-Rajeev, I'm in big trouble here.
-Huh?
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Tell the Jeevster all about it.
I think we can help.
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This is great!
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How did I not know you guys
were trained musicians?
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-We're trained to be modest too.
-Okay, we're rolling.
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This is "Get Outta My Face" take one!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Cut! Cut!
-What about my solo?
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Maybe these aren't the right instruments.
What else can you guys play?
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(SCREAMS)
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(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
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That's worse.
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(PLAYS FLUTE)
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I can't work this way!
I'm a professional.
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You're right. Check it out.
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(BEEPS)
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You think you're all that
But you're just a spoiled brat
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I've seen prettier faces
On a naked mole rat
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That just lost a fight with an alley cat
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You think you're phat
But your rhymes fall flat
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Yo, Billy Joe Cobra is where it's at!
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Oh, this is from the feud!
Why didn't you say so?
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-What feud?
-How do you not know about this?
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Were you living on another planet?
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It all started a while back,
at the Self Regard Awards.
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Billy turned up in a brand new,
one-of-a-kind outfit.
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-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
-SHANILA: Or so he thought.
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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(BILLY GROANS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(HEN CLUCKING)
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(GRUNTS)
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SHANILA: It was war. Ms. Blah-Blah
dissed Billy with her single
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"You're So Lame."
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Billy countered with
"I Know You Are But What Am I?"
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And so on and so on.
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A feud, huh? BRB.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hey, guys, glad to see you're having fun.
Just stopped by to let you know
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that the record company has decided
to kill the new single, okay?
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(BLOWS TRUMPET)
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-What?
-Yeah, they signed Ms. Blah-Blah.
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No.
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Ms. Blah-Blah? We can't let
that bag-face pown us like that!
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No! No! No! No!
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What's the planet, Janet?
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Think, think, think, think!
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Light-bulb moment!
We'll record our own tune-age!
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Our own tune-age, our own tune-age
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Billys away!
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(CHUCKLES) Gotcha!
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Ready, Billys? One, two, three, four!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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GREG: And "Get Outta My Face,"
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the new song and video
from Billy Joe Cobra
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and director Spencer Wright,
has soared to number one
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on the pop charts in record time!
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(CHUCKLES) Huh, Cobra's back on top!
And I couldn't have done it
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-without you, bro.
-Yeah, no sweatpants.
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Now, maybe there's something
you could do for me.
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-Name it. Whatever!
-Can you please get rid of these clones?
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SPENCER: But, Mr. Ponzi,
I didn't have anything to do with it!
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Oh really, Mr. Wright?
You were the only one at that table.
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Are you telling me the mustard just
flew out of the bottle all on its own?
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(GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Uh, not exactly.
-Write, Wright!
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"I will not mustardize my principal,"
100,000 times.
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A 100,000? I'm not sure I can finish that
before we're supposed to leave
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for the FAME awards.
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Oh, don't worry about that,
because you won't be joining
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your classmates at the FAME awards.
You're gonna stay here
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until I return to release you.
Is that clear?
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But you can't do that!
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I can do whatever I want!
Because I'm the principal
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and you're nothing.
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And if you're thinking of trying
to sneak out, think again.
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I'll have eyes on you the whole time!
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Half a megapixel of pure gotcha!
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Smile!
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I suppose this is partially my fault?
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Partially? Do you realize
what we're missing?
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The FAME awards, Billy.
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The night that Hollywood
gives itself a hug!
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Who do you think you're talkin' to,
brojak? I'll have you know that
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I was the original model
for the statuette.
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They're giving
a Lifetime Achievement Award
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to the greatest special effects legend
in the business!
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Stan Winnihausen!
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You don't really need me here, do you?
I mean, you've got all that writing to do.
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I'd just be a distraction.
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Uh-uh. Forget it, Cobra.
You're not going without me.
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(GRUNTS)
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'Cause we're both goin'!
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But... Ponzi's camera.
How you gonna be in two places at once?
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I'm gonna need you to pick a few things
up for me. First, get me a spool
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of five-gauge electrical wire.
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Roger. Go someplace, get some things.
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Hey, what's wrong with your pen?
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-(SIGHS) You're a ghost, genius.
-Oh, right, I knew that.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, soup kitchen
is across the street, pal.
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How dare you!
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I am the Principal
of Beverly Beverly High!
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You can't be seen on the red carpet
looking like you lost a fight
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with a hot dog cart. Back door!
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Security!
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(PANTING)
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I've never been so insulted!
This is all Wright's fault!
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Speaking of which... (CHUCKLES)
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It warms the heart.
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Hmm, not bad, Brotoshop.
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-Ready to give Hollywood a hug?
-Oh, yeah!
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Please! Please! No pictures! Well,
if you insist, just a few. (CHUCKLES)
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You do know they can't see you, right?
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We gotta figure out a way in, and quick.
I don't wanna miss Stan's award.
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-I got an idea!
-I got a better idea.
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All you gotta do is ghost your way inside,
grab my ticket from Ponzi,
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and then meet me out back.
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Oh, man! What a spread!
Just like old times!
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Caviar!
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(GULPS, BURPS)
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I just remembered! I hate caviar! (VOMITS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SLURPS) Ah!
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-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
-Hey, Desiree! Looking fine, girl!
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-(PHONE BEEPING)
-Come on! Come on!
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Whoa!
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Hey! (GRUNTS)
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Dullsville, people!
Let's get our crunk on!
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Cobra here. Brojangles! Where are you!
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The party is kickin' it!
You gotta get in here!
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Oh, right, your ticket.
Of course, I didn't forget!
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Ladies and gentleman,
please welcome your M.C. for the evening,
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hip-hop artist, movie star
A Buck Three-Eighty!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Sorry, bro. I couldn't score the ticket.
I looked everywhere.
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Everywhere, huh?
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Well, not everywhere.
But if he's got a ticket there,
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-I don't think you'd want it!
-Truth.
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-Hey! I've got another idea.
-(PHONE BEEPING)
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Yeah! I found an ad online from some dude
who said he's got an extra ticket.
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Cool. Good luck. I gotta get back
for best supporting actress.
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Hmm...
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I mean,
I'll stay here and keep you company.
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So you see, the mustard must have
aggravated my condiment allergy.
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But I'm fine now.
May I please return to my seat?
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-(CROWD GRUMBLING)
-(PHONE BEEPS)
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Oh, a buyer for Wright's ticket. Yes!
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-(HORNS HONKING)
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Hey!
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Was that... No, it couldn't be.
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Hey! Mustard man!
You trying to scalp tickets?
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(SCREAMS)
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Dude, we've gotta find a way in.
I'm gonna miss Stan the Man.
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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(CHEERING)
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Hey! It's Ms. Blah-Blah! Man,
she practically missed the whole show.
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It's called being fashionably late.
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I used to do it all the time.
In fact, I think I invented it.
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I remember... Spencer? Nice.
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Hmm... if I didn't know any better
I'd say that lump is shaped exactly
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like Spencer Wright, if he were trying
to hide underneath a long train.
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(LAUGHS)
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-Oh!
-Gotcha!
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-Huh?
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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Dude, this is your chance, go!
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(SPENCER PANTING)
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(GROANING) Huh?
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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And now to present
the FAME Lifetime Achievement Award...
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Turn around, Wright.
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(GIGGLING)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(GROWLS)
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(PANTING)
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Here to present
the Lifetime Achievement Famey
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is famous Hollywood haberdasher
Murray Chodak.
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Huh? Huh... Mm. (SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANING)
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You're on! Go, go, go!
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-Murray Chodak!
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-Hi.
-Huh, Spencer!
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Yeah!
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Uh, let's see. I can't believe
I'm getting to do this. (CHUCKLES)
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You know, most people have probably
never heard of Stan Winnihausen.
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But if you really love movies
the way I do,
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you know they would be nothing
without guys like Stan.
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Who can forget such classics
as Blood Foot Summer, No Guts, No Gory--
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-Psst!
-Huh?
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Well, I guess I'm out of time.
Thanks for the nightmares, Stan!
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And it is my pleasure to present
the FAMEY for Lifetime Achievement
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-to my idol, Stan Winnihausen!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Whoa! That's quite a special effect!
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We may be looking
at the next Stan Winnihausen!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Huh?
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I knew it.
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We gotta beat Ponzi back to school.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(PANTING)
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(SCREAMS) Huh?
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00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,720
Oh, Principal Ponzi, how was the show?
I think I fell asleep.
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How did you... weren't you...
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(GROANS) Oh, never mind! Go home, Wright!
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At least I don't have to see you
for another ten hours.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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