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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,200 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,200 And Billy Joe Cobra. 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,840 He's an invisible ghost. 4 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,760 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 5 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,080 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 6 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,040 -Yee-haw! -(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,960 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 8 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:40,400 Hey! How's the script coming, Edgar Allan Bro? (CHUCKLES) 9 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,680 Hey, you know, don't worry about any interruptions. 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,800 'Cause your polterpal here is here to make sure 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,720 nobody messes with your flow. (CHUCKLES) 12 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,160 -Thanks, Billy. You the ghost. -No need to thank me. 13 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,120 -I mean, we artists have it hard enough... -(WHISTLING) 14 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,680 ...without people distracting us... 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,680 -(GROANS) Billy! -Oh! 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,920 Sorry. I'm not making a sound now. 17 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,400 Just gonna leave you to do your work... 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,840 -(WHISTLING) -BILLY: ...just concentrate. 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,640 Really, just focus, you know. 20 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,760 (BILLY GROANS) 21 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,840 (REGAL MUSIC PLAYING) 22 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,760 Here's your lunch, Lolo. I got all your favorites. 23 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,080 You dressed the salad? 24 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,240 I always have my dressing on the side! 25 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,840 BUDDY: (SCREAMS) Sorry. I'm so clumsy. I'll get you another tray. 26 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,160 (GRUNTS) 27 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,000 -(LOLO SCREECHING) -(GROANS) 28 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,280 SPENCER: Hey! Come on! Give it back! 29 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,360 (PANTS) 30 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,600 Oh. 31 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,640 Listen up, peeps! (GIGGLES) 32 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,680 It's the script for Denser's new movie. (LAUGHS) 33 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,680 And listen to this dialogue! 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,320 (CHUCKLES) "Zombie one... Guh, guh, guh, guh." 35 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,640 (CHUCKLES) "Zombie two...'" (EVIL LAUGHTER) 36 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:05,440 (ALL LAUGH) 37 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,120 Give it back, Lolo! I mean it! 38 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:14,280 And what'll you do if I don't? Use your lame-o special effects on me? 39 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,800 SPENCER: Huh? 40 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,760 Right there with you, bro-diddley. 41 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,240 (LAUGHING) 42 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,840 (ALL GASP) 43 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,240 -ALL: Whoa. -LOLO: Huh? (GASPS) 44 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:26,960 SPENCER: Hmm. 45 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,760 Oh, big whoop. So, you know some tricks. You're still a feeb. 46 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:35,880 Why can't we just be friends, Lolo? I tell you what. Lunch is on me. 47 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,440 -(GRUNTS) -(ALL GASP) 48 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,080 (GRUNTS AND SNEEZES) Oh. 49 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,840 (ALL LAUGH) 50 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:57,640 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Do you not know who I am? 51 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,920 (LOLO CRIES) 52 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,920 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 53 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,480 (TIRES SCREECH) 54 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,240 (CHEERING) 55 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,240 (BALLOONS SQUEAK) 56 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:23,320 (MUSIC PLAYING) 57 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,200 -For Spencer stamp your feet! -(CLAPPING) 58 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,280 -'Cause Spencer can't be beat! -(CLAPPING) 59 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:32,120 -What the what? -You kicked Lolo to the curb, brozilla. 60 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,480 That means there's a new king in town, and his name is you. 61 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,800 Uh, morning, Spencer. How was the walk? 62 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,960 You've got history first, then math, followed by study hall. 63 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,680 I've rescheduled Spanish before lunch, so, I can get you out early after math, 64 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,880 but I can change it back. Let me know if it works for you. 65 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,360 -Uh, okay. -(BEATBOXES) 66 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,760 (WHIRRS) 67 00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:00,080 The answers to the math homework? Uh, thanks, I guess. 68 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,360 (ISTEVIE BEEPS AND WHISTLES) 69 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,880 Hey, Spencer, buddy! Hit me, I'm open! I'm over here! 70 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,840 Pass it! 71 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,560 -Yeah! -(WHISTLING) 72 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,280 Huh? 73 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,320 -Oh, no. -Yeah! 74 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,040 I'm gonna need a new spleen when Kleet's done with me. 75 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:23,000 -(SNIFFLES) Sorry, Spence! My fault! -Uh... 76 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:28,160 For Spencer stamp your feet! 'Cause Spencer can't be beat! 77 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:33,880 I can't believe what I'm seeing! Spencer's a loser, remember? 78 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,040 Doreen, Maureen, Florine, back me up on this! 79 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,560 It's momentous! It's stupendous! Spencer rules and Lolo's friendless! 80 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:47,000 Sorry, Lolo. I don't like it either, but you're out. 81 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,240 -Spencer's in. -(CHUCKLES) Yeah! 82 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,360 I'll be back and I'm gonna remember everyone who dissed me. 83 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,760 In fact, I'm taking names! 84 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,560 Sweet! 85 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,560 Come on Spen-pal. Let's see what this baby can do. 86 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,960 (ENGINE REVS) 87 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,720 (LOLO GROANS) 88 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:12,520 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 89 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,800 -(REGAL MUSIC PLAYING) -(GIRLS SQUEAL) 90 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,680 Hi, Spencer, I got you your lunch. 91 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,160 -Um. -(SHUDDERS) Oh. 92 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,360 -Thanks? -Huh? Oh... 93 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,920 This is so weird. 94 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,400 Oh, yeah, you don't like your dressing on the side, do you? 95 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,120 Not that! All the royal treatment. 96 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,760 What? Enjoy it, bro. You've got the power now. 97 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,200 You can do anything you want. 98 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,880 I know what you should do! 99 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,200 Make 'em wrap you up in a big velvet diaper 100 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,960 and hand-feed you sweet nectar from a tube! 101 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,840 That's pointless. You should have 'em send you text messages 102 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,000 saying you're the prettiest girl at the school! 103 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,080 I mean, um, have 'em bake you a cake. 104 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,080 I think you're all thinking way too small. 105 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,560 I need all the zombies on their opening marks! 106 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,560 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 107 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,280 I'm proud of you, Spendrix. Way to use the power. 108 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,880 I got you some water, Spencer. Still or sparkling? 109 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,400 Oh, you don't have to do that. 110 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:19,120 -Dude, the king always gets water. -Fine. Uh, just give me a regular water. 111 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,760 -Cold or room temperature? -(SIGHS) 112 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,520 Okay, iStevie. 113 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,640 -(BEEPS) -SPENCER: Roll camera! And action! 114 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,040 (GROANING) 115 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:38,960 Cut! Okay, guys. Great rehearsal. Now, let's really do one. 116 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,360 -What are you doing, brozone? -Another take. Why? 117 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:46,240 They messed up. Spencer is not a happy king. 118 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,040 Spencer needs to show it. Rip somebody a new one. 119 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,960 That's what Lolo would do and I'm not her. 120 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,720 Hey, say what you want, but when it comes to occupying the throne, 121 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,440 -the girl's got skills, man. -SPENCER: Look, if it's okay with you, 122 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,080 I'm gonna do this my way. 123 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,160 Okay. Take two, everybody. This is the one! I can feel it! 124 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,680 -Okay, roll camera. -(CAMERA WHIRRING) 125 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,680 -Wait! Refill? -SPENCER: (GROANS) Cut! 126 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,120 (ALL GROAN) 127 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,440 SPENCER: Cut! 128 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,600 (ALL GROAN) 129 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,520 (GRUNTS) 130 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,080 (YELLS) 131 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,360 SPENCER: Cut! 132 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,440 -Cut! -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 133 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,320 Cut! 134 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:37,840 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 135 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,680 (GRUNTS) 136 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,760 Dude, we need to have a man-to-ghost talk. 137 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,920 Not now, Billy. 138 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,800 All right, everybody, listen up. 139 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,680 I don't know about the rest of you farts, but I'm trying to make movie here. 140 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,560 So, how about you all get your heads out of your little butts 141 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,720 and we do this thing right! 142 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,680 Um, I think, like, we're all getting a little tired, though. 143 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,280 (IN HIGH PITCH VOICE) Aw, you're tired, huh? 144 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,920 You want a widdle nap? You want to call it a day? 145 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,600 Well, too bad! 146 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,280 If you all weren't completely useless, we'd be done by now! 147 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,280 (ALL GROANING) 148 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,040 And why is my water bottle empty? 149 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,720 Ah! Uh, um. 150 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,040 (GLUGS WATER) 151 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,080 (BUDDY WHIMPERS) 152 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,520 That's my boy! 153 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:31,760 (ALL GROAN) 154 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,960 (PANTING) 155 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,320 I don't care if he is, like, king of the school. 156 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,240 I can't take much more of this! 157 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,080 -You should, like, say something. -Why don't you say something? 158 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,800 Don't look at me! 159 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,640 SPENCER: Okay, zombies, the most important shot. 160 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,120 The whole movie's garbage if we don't get this right. 161 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,880 So, anybody screws up this shot, 162 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:01,160 they're gonna be in my doghouse, big time! And action! 163 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,040 (ALL GROAN) 164 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,720 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 165 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,160 -Cut! -(CELL PHONE RINGING STOPS) 166 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,920 -Give it to me! -(BEATBOXES) 167 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:17,480 Oh, really? Then whose phone was it? Let's go. Hand it over. 168 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,440 (ISTEVIE BEATBOXES) 169 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,800 Bye-bye, phone! (LAUGHING) 170 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,360 (BEATBOXES) 171 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,720 Hey, Broregard. Why didn't you pick up when I called? 172 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,200 I'm a little busy here, Billy. Wait, you just called me? 173 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,760 Yeah. I dropped my phone in the toilet. I wanted to see if it still worked. 174 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,760 -(GROANS) You ruined a take, drill bit! -(BEATBOXES) 175 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,040 Are you forgetting who I am? 176 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,160 Oh, I know exactly who you are. 177 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,040 Just another doughnut who's ruining my movie! 178 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,440 -Hey! -PAULA: Hey! Look! 179 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:55,040 Quit it, toolbar! You're stretching the waist band! 180 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,960 (ALL LAUGHING) 181 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,840 Spencer's giving himself a wedgie. What a weirdo! (LAUGHS) 182 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,960 (KIDS LAUGHING) 183 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,480 (BEATBOXES) 184 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,320 Down with Spencer! He hogged all the water! 185 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:14,920 He gave me blisters on my feet! How am I supposed to kick butt now? 186 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,200 Get him! 187 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,400 -(SPENCER PANTS) -(ALL GROANING) 188 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,840 Sorry, Wright. Your cart-driving days are over. 189 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,400 (SCREAMS) 190 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,280 (ALL GROAN) 191 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,600 (SPENCER SCREAMS) 192 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:42,120 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 193 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,320 (TIRES SCREECH) 194 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,920 I gotta hand it to you, dude. 195 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,280 It takes major huevos for you to even think about going to school today. 196 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,480 What am I gonna do, crawl in a hole? 197 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,800 'Sides, I got some apologizing to do. I really lost it there. 198 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,920 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, you really did. What were you thinking? 199 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:07,200 Me? But... But you were the one... You know what? Forget it. 200 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:12,440 (CHEERING AND MUSIC PLAYING) 201 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,000 (BEATBOXES) 202 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,720 Well, you heard the new king. From now on, we all have to talk beatbox. 203 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:25,800 (ALL BEATBOXING) 204 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,560 (LAUGHING) 205 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,280 BILLY: Whoa... Hey... Whoa! 206 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,920 Whoa, whoa. 207 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,400 Yeah! 208 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,000 (GASPS) 209 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,840 (SPENCER GRUNTS) 210 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:47,840 (TIRES SCREECH) 211 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,240 Whoa-oh! Thanks, dude. I owe you one. 212 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,000 No proboskis. You can repay me in ice cream. 213 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,360 (ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS) 214 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,760 (CHUCKLES) Hey, you got it. Let me grab some cash! 215 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:04,600 Hmm, do I want the Strawberry Mayhem or the Chocolate Ten-Car Pileup? 216 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,960 (GASPS AND GROANS) 217 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,000 (CHUCKLES) I'm sure Madame X will give you all the ice cream you want 218 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,600 when you're living in a jar in her basement! 219 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,120 MALE VOICE: I've got you, Billy! 220 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,320 -(BOY GROANS) -Oh! 221 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,760 Wow! Billy Joe Cobra! 222 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,880 (SCREAMS) Ghost! 223 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,560 Please don't hurt me! 224 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,320 -(ENGINE STARTS) -(VAN REVS) 225 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,480 -Billy? -(BILLY GASPS) 226 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,160 Is he gone yet? 227 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,920 Yeah. Didn't you see him playing demolition derby? 228 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,760 Not Hoover, the ghost. (SCREAMS) 229 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,880 What ghost? 230 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,480 MALE VOICE: (MUMBLES) Here, wear my retainer! 231 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,120 (GASPS) 232 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,760 Hi! I'm Bobby! 233 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,320 I saw on Ghostbook that you were still haunting your old house, 234 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,240 so, I just had to come meet you! 235 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,720 I'm the biggest Cobra fan in the world! 236 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,800 Whoa, you're a fan? Why didn't you say so? 237 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,680 Give me your address and I'll send you a pic. 238 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:18,320 -Billy! The dude just saved your bacon! -Okay, an autographed pic. 239 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,080 Why don't you let him hang out for a while? 240 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,840 That would be awesome! 241 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,440 And if that ice cream man comes back, I'll show him what I learned 242 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,400 in Krav Maga class. 243 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,880 (BOBBY YELLS) 244 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,040 (GRUNTS) 245 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,000 (BOBBY WHIMPERS) 246 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:41,080 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 247 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,120 BOBBY: This is so cool! 248 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,640 Hanging out in Billy Joe Cobra's crib with Billy Joe Cobra! 249 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,640 I'm so amped I could explode. Seriously! 250 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,920 (ECTOPLASM SPLASHES) 251 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,240 Whoa, cool! Billy, you should learn how to do that. 252 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,400 Dude, if we're gonna hang, you gotta learn to chill a little bit. 253 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,000 I don't really know how to chill. 254 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,320 What? (SIGHS) Okay, I'll give you a few pointers. 255 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,520 (SQUEALS) Billy Joe Cobra is going to give me pointers on how to chill! 256 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,720 (ECTOPLASM SPLASHES) 257 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,200 (GRUNTS) 258 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:20,240 Okay. First off, you can't look like you're majoring in Dork Studies at Nerd U. 259 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,040 Now, that's the sauce! 260 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,160 -(VEHICLE APPROACHING) -SPENCER: Uh-oh, 261 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,680 Hoover's back. 262 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:32,400 (BEEPING) 263 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,640 Krav Maga! 264 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,840 (BOBBY SCREECHES) 265 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,920 -Oh! Uh... -(GROANS) I'll handle it. 266 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,480 You guys keep out of sight. 267 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,520 (SPY MUSIC PLAYS) 268 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,280 Huh? Ah! (SCREAMS) 269 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,480 Oh, no! 270 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,880 Oh! 271 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,360 (SCREAMS) 272 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,680 (HOOVER GROANS) 273 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,840 One more time. A bro who's really good at things is a... 274 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,480 Bro-fessional! 275 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,040 What do you use when you're quoting your bro? 276 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,600 Bro-tation marks! 277 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,440 What do you call a bro who likes to hug a lot? 278 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,960 -A broa constrictor! -By Brove, I think he's got it! 279 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,760 Ha! 280 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,280 -I'm hungry. Let's go get some munchies. -You mean "brovisions". Ha! 281 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,600 (BILLY GRUNTS) 282 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,840 Whoo! 283 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,200 Something to remember, ghosts and refrigerators do not mix. 284 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,240 Freezers are worse. I got caught in this bad boy one time 285 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,280 and I was frozen solid for a month. 286 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,320 (TEETH CHATTERING) 287 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,840 Hey! How'd you do that? 288 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,240 Oh, sorry! I forgot you're a newbie. 289 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,480 Going through walls is pretty advanced ghost skill. 290 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,520 But don't worry. One day you'll... 291 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,120 BOBBY: Ah! 292 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,760 (BOBBY CHUCKLES) 293 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,360 Ah, beginner's luck. That's cool. 294 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,160 But it takes a lot of practice to get mad ghost skills, 295 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,760 like changing shapes and... 296 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,400 We can change shapes? 297 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,440 Oh! (SQUEALS AND SPUTTERS) 298 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,760 -(HISSES) -(SCREAMS) 299 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,440 Wow! What else can we do? 300 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow it down, young blood. 301 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,440 Next thing you know you're gonna wanna inhabit somebody, 302 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,760 which takes years to mast... (GROANS) 303 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,440 Hey, look! I'm Billy Joe Cobra! Yeah! 304 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,320 I don't think we have to worry about Hoover for a while. (CHUCKLES) 305 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,480 Where's Bobby? 306 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,160 -(BILLY BURPS) -Right here, brotein shake! 307 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,840 Billy was just showing me the bropes... 308 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,280 -(BILLY WHIMPERS) -...of being a ghost. 309 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,120 Who knew we had so many awesome powers? 310 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,280 I thought all we could do was change people into things. 311 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,480 Ghosts don't change people into things. What a dumb bucket. 312 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,920 BOBBY: Huh? 313 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,600 -(IMITATES MONKEY) -(CYMBALS CRASH) 314 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,920 (CHUCKLES) Whoa, ho, ho! That's awesome! 315 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,440 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 316 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,640 SPENCER: Oh, I don't believe this! 317 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,520 You want some more of me, Hoover? 318 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,600 (CYMBALS CRASH) 319 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,520 (HOOTING AGGRESSIVELY) 320 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,960 Sorry, bro. I almost forgot. 321 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,240 (GROANS) 322 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:29,400 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 323 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,400 (BEEPS AND WHIRRS) 324 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,200 -(ALARM BLARING) -(HOOVER GASPS) 325 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,800 (GRUMBLES) 326 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,640 (GRUNTS) 327 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,000 (GRUNTS) 328 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,880 (GROANS) 329 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,640 (CHUCKLES) 330 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,720 (HOOVER SCREAMS) 331 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,120 (THUDS) 332 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,720 Hey! Broman, I really need to talk to you about Bobby. 333 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,640 I can't deal with that jerk salad anymore. 334 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,240 Really? He seems like a pretty nice guy. 335 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,680 You sure this isn't about how he out-ghosted you back there? 336 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,120 (SCOFFS) Don't even, dude! 337 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,520 Look, Take-Your-Loser-to-Work Day was fine for a while, 338 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,720 but it's getting to be a real snooze. Time for him to bounce. 339 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:33,160 So, I'm a loser, huh? Not good enough to hang with the great Billy Joe Cobra? 340 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,080 We'll see about that. 341 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,760 (GROANS) Ah... 342 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,640 Hey! There you are, Oklabroma! 343 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,720 I whipped up a special treat for ya in the kitchen! Come on! 344 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,640 Aw, the guy loves you. Just... Just let him hang a little longer. 345 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,200 (SCOFFS) Fine. (YELLS) 346 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,600 This is just my way of thanking you for being such a great ghost bro. 347 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,360 I hope I haven't been too much of a pain. 348 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,240 Yeah, well, you kind of have been. But, you know, 349 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,160 the Cobra's all about forgiveness. 350 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,920 -So, where's that treat? -Right there in the freezer. 351 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,080 (BILLY GASPS) 352 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,560 -Well, if you don't want it... -Hey, no backsies! 353 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,840 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -(BILLY YELLING) 354 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,800 You're right. Ghosts and freezers don't mix. 355 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,280 (BILLY SCREAMING AND CRYING) 356 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,200 Hey, Billy. What's up? 357 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,400 (GASPS) Bobby! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) You freaked me out a bit there. 358 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,640 Where's Billy? 359 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,600 Billy's somewhere he can't say mean things about people anymore! 360 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:40,120 Anyway, we don't need him. From now on, I'm your ghost bro! 361 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,640 (GASPS) 362 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,840 HUGH: Huh? 363 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,280 Oh, whew... 364 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,960 (TEETH CHATTERING) 365 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,920 (BOTH SHUDDER) 366 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,640 Just think of me as the new, improved Billy Joe Cobra. 367 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,440 (LAUGHS) Improved? More like... 368 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,120 de-improved! 369 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,120 Well, look who it is! Here to be schooled again? 370 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,680 Today's lesson, the ecto-bomb! (GRUNTS) 371 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,960 -(GRUNTS) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 372 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,200 Ah, big whoop. Like I can't do that? 373 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,280 BILLY: Whoa. 374 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,360 BOBBY: Hey! Come back! 375 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,520 SPENCER: Really, Hoover? 376 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,560 Hey! Hoover! 377 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,720 (BILLY YELLING AND SCREAMING) 378 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,280 Hey, Sam, you want Billy? You can have him! He's on the roof! 379 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,560 (GRUNTS) Just put this in your mouth! 380 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,120 Uh, no thanks. 381 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,600 Are you aware there's a ghost on the roof? 382 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,800 Ghost on the roof! 383 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,680 (DRIVER SCREAMS) 384 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,200 Huh, how'd he see him without the retainer? 385 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:12,000 Well, this is just another thing I can do that lame chops here can't. 386 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,080 (SCREAMS) 387 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,320 Spencer! Help! 388 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,640 (BOTH GROAN) 389 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,760 Hate to knock you off the charts, bro, 390 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,200 but now I'm Billy Joe Cobra. 391 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,280 Who else would you be? (GRUNTS) 392 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,480 A tricycle? (SCOFFS) 393 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:41,040 Madame X cut my truck budget, but now she'll have to kiss my shorts, 394 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,560 because I've got Billy Joe Cobra! (CHUCKLES) Uh, who's that? 395 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,160 No one. It's Billy's cousin, Martin Joe Cobra. 396 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,880 Okay. 397 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,280 (BOTH SIGH) 398 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:05,120 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 399 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,160 HOOVER: Ta-da! 400 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,720 Who's the best Cobra catcher? 401 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,120 MADAME X: Not you! Any idiot can see that's just some random ghost 402 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,800 wearing Billy's clothes! 403 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,080 Uh... 404 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,960 (GROANS) 405 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,200 Thanks, man! Oh, a little stuffy in there. 406 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,240 What do you make in here? Pizza? That is so cool! 407 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,840 Hey, can we hang out? 408 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,640 I want to be just like you! 409 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,040 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 410 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,160 MALE VOICE: Yes! 29973

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