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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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And Billy Joe Cobra.
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He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-ha!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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(FLUTE PLAYING)
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-(LEAF BLOWER BLOWING)
-(SPENCER CHUCKLES)
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Yo, penicillin! Put a sock in it, man!
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I'm trying to do my bro-chi.
It keeps the cobra centered and serene.
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-(BLOWS)
-(SCREAMS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(SPENCER LAUGHS)
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If I wasn't so centered and serene,
you'd be in a world of pain right now.
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(ENGINE REVS)
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Hoover alert. Quick, Billy! Hide!
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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Pizza delivery.
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You really need
a fresher disguise, Hoover.
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It's not a disguise anymore.
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Madame X has terminated my position
as Cobra-catcher.
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Yeah, right.
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It's true. She's gotten over her
unhealthy obsession with Billy
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and devoted herself
to more productive pastimes.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Dude, I'm not buying
what the Hoover monkey's selling.
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Here I am, Hoover. Come and get me.
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Whatcha gonna do?
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Come on, Hoover, make your move!
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Heh. What gives?
It's like he can't even see me.
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No wonder! He's not wearing my undies
like he always does!
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I think he's truthing!
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Please tell your ghost
to show a little respect.
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-(THUDS)
-(SCREAMS)
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Here's your extra-large gooey gorgonzola.
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Hey, I didn't order this.
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Actually, I did, pepperbroni.
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My last tai chi move is always stuffing
my 'za hole.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Dude, our lives are gonna be so much
better without Madame X on your case!
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I know! Starting with
decent pizza delivery! (CHUCKLES)
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Think about it.
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No more crazed superfan obsessing over you
day and night, 24/7, 365.
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No!
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SPENCER: No more freak show who...
Who thinks the world revolves around you,
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and devotes her entire life
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-to catching you.
-(KETTLE WHISTLING)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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-What's wrong?
-If no one's obsessed with me anymore,
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what's the point of getting out of bed
in the morning?
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Billy, first of all,
you don't sleep in a bed. Second of all...
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Um, Son? I can't help noticing
you're scarfing down
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a whole pizza and talking to yourself.
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Classic cry for help.
Fortunately, your old man's been taking
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an online course to become
a certified life coach!
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Shall we begin our session?
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-Ugh, are you serious?
-Serious as a personality disorder.
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(TIMER TICKS)
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Now, Son, life is like a piece
of furniture.
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You put it together all shoddy,
and you're headed to Loserville.
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But if you build it carefully,
you're on the road to Successtown.
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I want you to put together this bookshelf
from Ibreakya.
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If you can assemble this,
there's no reason
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you can't reassemble your life...
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-(TIMER ALARM RINGS)
-Oops!
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Afraid we have to stop,
but we'll have you fixed up in no time.
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-(GRUNTS) This is impossible.
-Let me give it a try.
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-(HAMMERING, SQUEAKING)
-(SIGHS)
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Hey, ghost boy! Catch!
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Rajeev!
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It's not my fault!
He... He was supposed to catch it!
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What's the point?
What's the point of anything?
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Billy, you gotta snap out of it.
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Hey, how about we hit the studio
and kick out some Cobra classics?
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(SIGHS) I'm in like a safety pin!
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I'm looking at the bro in the mirror
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I'm telling him not to change a thing
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There's no way it'll be any clearer
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When it comes to being bromazing
He's the king
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Madame X loved that song! (GROANS)
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Why did I let her go?
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(GRUNTS)
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Uh, I think it's time for plan B. Whoa!
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Look at those hands. All they ever wanted
to do was put me in a jar.
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And I ignored them! (WAILS)
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Hey, Billy, look who I found!
Your new obsessed superfan!
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Oh, my gosh!
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The ghost of Billy Joe Cobra!
I must capture him for my shrine.
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Where's my ghost-containment unit?
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-(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS)
-What? Rajeev.
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I knew he'd never buy it.
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I mean, you're all he can talk about.
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-How long have you been obsessed with me?
-Uh, about 40 seconds?
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-And what's your henchman situation?
-My sister.
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Are you willing to stop at nothing
to enslave my spirit 24/7, 365?
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No. Let's not go crazy.
I mean, I got a lot on my plate.
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School, my lady Lolo,
shopping for jeans.
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Never mind. This isn't gonna work out.
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Good, 'cause this was starting
to seem like a big hassle.
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Ah-ha! That was a test that you failed!
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If you were really obsessed with me,
you wouldn't take no for an answer!
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Ugh! Dad got you guys, too?
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Oh, I think it's really working!
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Suddenly my life feels as solid
as this table.
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-Oh.
-(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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I love lookin' at the bro in the mirror
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I'm tellin' him not to change a thing
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(WAILS)
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Any ideas for plan C?
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All's we gotta do is get Billy
a new whack job fan.
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Only this time, for realsies.
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That's what they invented
the Internet for.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Here you go. This is so
your new fan will recognize you.
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You'll love him.
He sounds like a real headcase.
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How do I look? Is my hair good?
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Wait! How's he gonna see me?
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It's all taken care of.
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GLENN: Are you, uh...
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"Megastar seeking crazed fan"?
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I might be. What are your qualifications?
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Well, I've had restraining orders
from six celebrities,
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been banned from eleven countries
and four cruise lines.
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Not bad. Not bad at all.
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Wait. You're that Cobra fellow,
aren't you?
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That's right. The man, the legend.
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Unanimously voted
into the Famous Persons' Hall of Fame.
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Sorry. This isn't gonna work.
Your music never did it for me.
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You probably haven't heard my early stuff.
I mean, I could play you...
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Wait a minute.
Aren't you no longer with us?
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-So?
-(SCREAMS)
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At least I don't wear a wig!
Adios, bromigo.
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Oh, all set. (GIGGLES)
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-Where's Dad?
-He's helping one of his clients
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-reassemble her life.
-He has clients?
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Of course! Well, one.
But she's just crazy about him.
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You know who was crazy? Madame X!
And now she's gone!
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Mom! Spencer's doing special effects
at dinner again!
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-(CLUCKS)
-(SCREAMS)
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-(BOTH GASP)
-Spencer, clean this up!
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Come on, Jessica. Let's go get pizza!
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Pizza? That just reminds me of Sam.
Which reminds me of Madame X.
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Okay, that's it!
We're getting Madame X back!
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Can we, Spencer? Can we?
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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You sure this is the right place, brodian?
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-Pretty sure.
-MADAME X: Who is it?
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-Spencer Wright and Billy Joe Cobra.
-Get lost!
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I'm done with Billy Joe Cobra,
thanks to my life coach!
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Nah, couldn't be. Your life coach.
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His name wouldn't happen to be
Doctor Hugh, would it?
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Why, yes! Isn't he the best?
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He just built me the most gorgeous
stereo console!
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The Hugh-man stole my crazed superfan?
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(WAILS)
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MADAME X: Doctor Hugh, return to the house
I need another coaching session!
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Client X, no! You're not reassembling
your life, you're just transferring
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your obsession with that pop star to me!
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I don't care! I need you to finish
putting together my living room set.
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I'm afraid we'll have to disassemble
this relationship.
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(CAR ENGINE REVS)
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MADAME X: We'll see about that.
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HUGH: No!
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(SHUDDERS)
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I'm afraid I can't accept this coupon.
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You just wrote "Pizza Coupon"
on a slip of paper.
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-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(SCREAMS)
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Madame X needs me!
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Gotta go!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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-(GRUNTS)
-Going somewhere, Doctor Hugh?
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I think not.
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(SCREAMS)
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Dude, we've gotta help my dad!
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Oh, do we, Spencer? What has he done
for me besides stealing from me?
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Fine.
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(LAUGHS)
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(BALLOON DEFLATES)
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BILLY: Ugh.
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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(CAR ENGINE REVS)
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Ugh!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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That's the last of it. What say we hit
the Wi-Fri and celebrate Doctor Hugh
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getting out of the life coaching business?
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Uh, you go without me, bro.
I got nothing to celebrate.
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We didn't order any pizzas, Sam.
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This isn't a delivery. It's a pickup.
I'm taking this ghost to go!
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-I'm back!
-I'll catch you, Billy!
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(LAUGHS)
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(GIGGLES)
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MAN ON TV: Are you a normal family living
in the Beverly Heights area?
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Our new family reality show
is looking for you.
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HUGH: Hm?
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MAN ON TV:
Send your audition tapes to...
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Heh, what kind of toolbags would let
a reality show into their house?
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The kind of toolbags who want to be
big stars so they can make albums
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or have their own skincare lines.
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And if you choose us,
I'll teach your viewers
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how to get more sucking power
out of their vacuum cleaners.
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And I'll dazzle them
with my hair-sculpting techniques.
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And I'll do this!
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And that's why the Wright family
is the right family
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for your reality show. And cut.
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-Good job, guys.
-(ALL CHEER)
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I don't get it, Ozzie Osbro.
Since when did you want to be famous?
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I thought you were
Mr. Low-Profile-Behind-the-Scenes-owitz.
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Dude, believe me, I hate the idea of being
on a reality show.
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But I'm willing to make the sacrifice
for my movies.
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Think how many hits I'll get
if I'm a reality star.
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Yeah? Well, what's in it for the Cobra?
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Aside from getting my crib trashed
by a bunch of camera goons.
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You're right. It would be a huge invasion
of privacy to have
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at your house on millions of TV screens.
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All those people gawking at your photos
and statues,
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and wanting to know everything about you.
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You know what?
I'll just go and press delete.
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BILLY: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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You know, you might as well
send in the tape.
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There's no harm in that.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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(YAWNS)
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(SCREAMS) Wow!
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Huh? Oh...
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-Lolo!
-Hey, Spencer. Guess what?
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You guys are the stars
of my new reality show, Plain Folks.
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You hear that? We're gonna be famous.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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-Your reality show?
-Totally.
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I wanted to get into the TV business,
so, Daddy set me up.
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-He bought you a camera?
-No, he bought me a network.
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Just go about
your daily business, Spencer.
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-Pretend I'm not here.
-Forget it. We're not doing this.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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-Boo!
-Boo!
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Spencer! Sure I give you a hard time,
but that's the "School" me.
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Seriously. "Professional" Lolo picked
your family
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because you're the kind of plain folks
that real people can relate to.
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-Yeah, sure.
-I got this, bro.
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She's straight up.
I just read her thoughts.
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Dude, this is what I do!
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Come on, Spencer! Please! It'd be amazing!
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All right, we're in.
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ALL: Yay!
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Okay, let's start with a nice close-up
of cut-out Billy.
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And action!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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-Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
-(METAL CLANGS)
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Hurry up, Spencer! It's starting!
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Hugh's in my seat!
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LOLO: You're watching Lolo-Vision.
And now, the premiere of Criminal Folk.
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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Beverly Heights, a safe, friendly place
where super rich people raise
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their families in the luxury they deserve.
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Who would believe a global criminal
enterprise is flourishing
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under our very noses?
Meet the Wright crime family.
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There's Hugh, A.K.A. "The Handyman"...
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flooding the world's currency markets
with his funny money.
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Ah.
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LOLO: Then there's "Clip Joint" Jane.
Wonder why her salon is so well-stocked?
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Maybe it's because she's a thief!
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-Somebody call the cops!
-(SIREN WAILING)
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(WAILS)
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LOLO:
Say hello to Jessica "The Butcher" Wright.
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Budding martial artist, or hired muscle?
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That's such a crock!
You didn't lay a finger on him!
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I kind of did. Got a little carried away.
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And then there's the mastermind
of the whole shady operation,
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Spencer "The Director" Wright.
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Guess what's in those movies
he's always making?
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Attention, leaders of the free world.
If you don't give me all of your gold,
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I will be forced to destroy
the planet Earth!
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(EXPLOSION)
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-You did this to us! (WAILS)
-What? I...
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Have you thought about where you're going
to live from now on?
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I'm gonna take you apart! (GRUNTS)
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Zero Cobra on screen! I blame you!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(ALL GASP)
-There he is! "The Director!"
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Oh.
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We're nice people here!
We don't want your kind around.
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But, Mallory, I...
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Please don't let "The Butcher" hurt me!
Please!
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Oh, Lolo, Criminal Folk
is a very important series.
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The world needs to know
what these miscreants are up to.
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I've arranged to keep the school open late
for mandatory screenings
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of all 52 episodes. (GIGGLES)
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(GASPS) I'm calling the cops!
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Man, I must be some kind of idiot
for ever trusting you.
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Well, I agree with the "Idiot" part.
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Hah! You walked right
into that one, Bro Diddley.
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Guys, guys! Look, I know I messed up,
but I got a plan.
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When Lolo shows up,
we just don't let her in.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Messed up? You're our hero!
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Thanks to you, we're stars!
Check out these billboards of us!
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They're all over town!
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I got chased home by some paparazzi
and nearly totaled my car.
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It was fantastic!
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(SIGHS) Been there, Hugh.
You just never want it to end!
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But you're famous because people
think you're a criminal!
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Since when does it matter
what you're famous for?
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I'm starting to wonder
if we raised you right.
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Come on, guys!
We have to put a stop to this!
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-(DOOR OPENS)
-Great stuff! Don't let me interrupt you!
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Hi, Lolo!
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I have some great ideas
for the next episode!
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What if I did a carjacking?
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Honey, it's not all about you.
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I'm thinking I could blow up a dam
and flood the city!
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That's lame. My idea is better.
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They're both lame.
Beat-downs are how you get ratings!
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Hi-yah! (GRUNTS)
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Ugh. This is hopeless.
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Yeah, really. So, tell me
when you think I'm in the shot.
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Oh, man, if this keeps up,
my movie career is over.
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No one's gonna hire me
if they think I'm a psychotic criminal.
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Yeah, if only they knew
how boring you really are.
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Oh, yeah! Thanks a lot.
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Hey, wait a minute. You're right.
We're all pretty dullsville.
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I'll throw together some home videos,
make my own reality show.
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Then everyone can see the real, boring us.
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Who's gonna watch that?
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Everybody, ‘cause they'll think
they're watching Lolo's show.
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After you swap the tapes. Let's see.
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How about last year's summer vacation?
That was normal-ish.
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Or not. Jessica's fourth birthday. Yes!
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-(THUDS)
-Ah.
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Um.
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-(MOUSE BEEPING)
-(GROWLS)
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This is a bad plan.
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What are we gonna do now?
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-Snackage?
-Why not?
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I tell ya, Adrian, being a producer
goddess is so much more satisfying
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than hanging out with those dweebs
in school.
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Spencer! Welcome to your big night.
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I have a feeling I'm gonna enjoy
tonight's episode.
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You're watching Lolo-Vision.
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Mission brocomplished!
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Ha! Look at these ratings!
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(GASPS) Do I know what
the brain-dead viewers want, or what?
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All right! Spencer! Coming through
with some bromotion for the Cobra!
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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No, Mallory, I don't wanna hear
about your stupid problems.
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At least it wasn't that lunkhead, Kleet.
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Huh?
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Just going to that school turns you
into an idiot.
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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I should get Ponzi to expel everyone
and bring in some cool people.
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That spineless worm will do
whatever I tell him.
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(GROWLS)
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Stop the show! Stop the show! Turn it off!
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(ALL BOO)
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(BOTH WHOOP)
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Yeah!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, did you notice that only a few people
ran away from me screaming today?
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Soon life'll be back to normal.
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(GROWLS)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Hi, Spencer. I see you met Magogo.
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He's gonna be standing in for your father
for a little while.
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It's for the new reality show we're on,
Gorilla Switch. How cool is that?
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Gorilla Switch? Where's dad?
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So, who wants to learn
how to use power tools? (GIGGLES)
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(GROWLS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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