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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,120 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,800 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,640 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,880 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,040 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,960 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,920 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 8 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,080 Hey, Dad, whatcha making? 9 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,840 -(GASPS) -(SCREAMS, BLOWS) 10 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,560 Oh wait, that doesn't hurt. 11 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,160 This is a Bundt cake mold for your mo... (SCREAMS) 12 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,640 (GROANS) 13 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,960 (HUGH SCREAMING) 14 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,960 -Dad, are you okay? -Yep. Just demonstrating 15 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,280 shop safety lesson number 11. 16 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,400 Never handle hot metal with your bare hands. 17 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,360 Ah. Jessica said you wanted to see me about something. 18 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,760 Yeah. Mother's Day is only two days away. I hope you've given it some thought. 19 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,960 We don't want a repeat of last year. 20 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,400 -(GRUNTS) -(ALL SCREAM) 21 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,440 Oops. Sorry, Mom. Wrong box. That's for a movie. 22 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,920 Don't worry, Dad. I know exactly what I'm gonna do this year. 23 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,600 I have no idea what I'm gonna do this year. 24 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,080 Hey! Think your mom would like boxing gloves? 25 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,640 Hmm, let me see those. 26 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:45,320 -No, I don't! -Hey, guys! Check it out! 27 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,720 (BILLY MIMICKING APE) 28 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,000 It's me, 13 hairstyles ago! 29 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,040 Wow! I didn't know they made a doll of you! 30 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,400 It's not a doll. It's an action figure! 31 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,640 Let me see, huh. 32 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,000 "Style-a-Billy, with Billy Joe Cobra's real hair! 33 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,560 "Curl him, perm him, straighten him, dye him." 34 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,440 You call that an action figure? 35 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,120 He can also do the splits. 36 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,760 -(GROANS) -(LITTLE BILLY SQUEAKS) 37 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:20,080 You toolbags are missing the point. This is the perfect present for my mom. 38 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,600 She loves to style hair, and Billy's her distant cousin. I mean, 39 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,960 -what could be better? -Uh-huh! I think she'll love that doll. 40 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,080 (CHUCKLES) Oh! 41 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,560 Hey! 42 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,400 How about, "To a real doll on Mother's Day?" 43 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,440 -What do you think? Too cheesy? -(CHUCKLES) 44 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,160 Do we have to give Little Billy to your mom? 45 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,760 He's so fun! Look, faux hawk. 46 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,240 (GROANS) 47 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,640 Yeah! 48 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,120 (GROANS, SIGHS) 49 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,280 (GROANS) These cheap styling products they give you are a joke! 50 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,520 -No hold at all. -Billy, try not to wreck it 51 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,120 before I give it to my mom. 52 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,600 I need an envelope. BRB. 53 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,480 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 54 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,560 I know how to get your hair to stay in place. (CHUCKLING) 55 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,000 SPENCER: Time for school, Billy. 56 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,080 I think I might just hang out here with Little Billy. 57 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:32,600 We don't have much time together, buddy, before Spencer takes you away from me. 58 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,640 Let's make every minute count! 59 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,280 Yeah, I think Little Billy will be safer with me. Come on. 60 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,680 Oh. 61 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,760 (BILLY SCREAMS) 62 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,080 Woah! Ah! 63 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,200 (BILLY GRUNTS) 64 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,080 (BILLY GRUNTS) 65 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,320 Huh? 66 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:18,320 What's this? Spencer Wrong plays with dolls! 67 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,280 -(LAUGHS) -It's an action figure! 68 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,000 -Hey, Mullins! Go long! -(BILLY SCREAMING) 69 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,640 (CHUCKLES) 70 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,560 -SPENCER: Ah! -(BILLY SCREAMING) 71 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,680 What's going on? 72 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,920 (SCREAMING) 73 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,520 -Catch! -(GRUNTS) 74 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,920 -(CHUCKLES) -All right, that's it! Give it back! 75 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,520 -(LITTLE BILLY SQUEAKS) -(GROANS) 76 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,400 (BILLY SCREAMS) 77 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,000 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 78 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,600 (SCREAMS) 79 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,520 (LAUGHS) 80 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,200 -Hey! That's mine! -Then why is it in my pocket? 81 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,520 -But... nut... -(CHUCKLES) 82 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,800 Huh? Hey! What? Who turned off the lights? 83 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,320 -Look what I've got, Lorenzo! -(LORENZO SQUAWKS) 84 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,560 -(PONZI GRUNTS) -(KEYPAD CLICKS) 85 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,240 (KEYPAD BEEPS) 86 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,520 Good morning, students! 87 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,160 Good morning, Ms. Rumsfeld. 88 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:40,200 Good morning, you gorgeous hunka man stuff! (SMOOCHES) 89 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,760 Ms. Rumsfeld, please, control yourself! 90 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:48,320 Hello, Mr. Wright. Enjoying day 16 of detention? 91 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,080 Are you ready to confess? 92 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,760 I swear I didn't steal your hair replacement unit. 93 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,640 No one likes a fibber, Mr. Wright. 94 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,720 Perhaps you'll feel like talking after I send your little friend here 95 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,400 to wrestling class! 96 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,480 Ow! That hurts, Kleet! Oh, my poor friend! 97 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:14,000 I guess this is what I get for being such a snot-nosed, little jerk! 98 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,880 Ow, ow, ow ow! 99 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,920 -MS. RUMSFELD: Then you add the six... -(GROANS) 100 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,400 -...take away the nine... -(SCREAMS) 101 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,680 ...and carry the one, 102 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,720 -that's how Columbus discovered America. -(SCREAMS) 103 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,840 (SCREAMS) 104 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,880 (THUD) 105 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,760 Ow. 106 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,960 Ah... okay. 107 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,840 -Dude, what is up with you today? -Something weird is going on, bro. 108 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,720 It's like I don't have control of my own body. 109 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,400 It started on the way to school. 110 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,160 And then it got really nutso in the hallway. 111 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,800 I was flying all over the place! 112 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,520 You were? I didn't see that. 113 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,920 Ah, you were too busy chasing after Little Billy. 114 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,520 Who was flying all over the place! 115 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:14,600 (CHUCKLES) Maybe whatever happens to Little Billy is happening to you! 116 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,760 Tell me everything you did this morning and don't leave anything out! 117 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,600 Well, first, I woke up and I went to the can. 118 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,000 Okay, leave that out. Everything you did with the doll. 119 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,360 -(GRUNTS) -Action figure. 120 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,160 Nothing. First I was styling his hair. 121 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,640 And then the gel that came with the kit was so lame sauce, 122 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,080 but I used some ectoplasm. 123 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,000 -And then I tried a couple of hairstyle... -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 124 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,440 -What was that about ectoplasm? -Oh, yeah, it held really well. 125 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,840 Billy! You know ectoplasm is like liquid chaos! 126 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,680 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 127 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,920 -(GASPS) -SPENCER: Uh-oh! 128 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,560 What's happening? 129 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,640 Ponzi! He must be doing something with Little Billy! 130 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,760 Get off! Get off me! (GROANS) 131 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,200 -Yeah. -(SCREAMS) 132 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,880 PONZI: I give you credit, Wright. You're a tougher nut than I thought. 133 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:06,040 But perhaps, this will make you talk. No, not the pottery kiln! 134 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:10,040 I confess! I stole your hair replacement unit! 135 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:15,720 I knew it! And now to reward your honesty, into the kiln! 136 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,960 (LAUGHS) 137 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,640 -(DOOR CREAKS) -(LORENZO SQUAWKING) 138 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,000 -Huh? -Woah! 139 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,160 (SQUAWKS) 140 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,120 -Shh! -(PONZI CHUCKLING) 141 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,360 Wait! Hear that? It's coming from behind the wall! 142 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,200 -(PONZI LAUGHING) -Dude, get in there! 143 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,280 -(PONZI LAUGHING) -Cool! 144 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,920 Yo! You gotta see this! It's freak o'clock in here! 145 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,600 Oh, my, Spencer. 146 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,560 I imagine things are getting quite hot for your friend! 147 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,320 Huh? 148 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,400 (SCREAMS) 149 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,880 PONZI: Can you feel the heat? Can you feel the heat of the kiln? 150 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,160 (GASPS, BLOWS) 151 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,960 (LAUGHS) 152 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,200 Ah! Spencer, help! 153 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,160 -(GROANS) -(LORENZO SQUAWKS) 154 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,440 Aha! Okay, okay, what's the code? 155 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,320 -Uh! Ponzi? -(KEYPAD CLICKS, BUZZES) 156 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,440 -No. Rumsfeld? -(KEYPAD CLICKS, BUZZES) 157 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:27,560 Oh, no. What's his birthday? Oh, I don't know! 158 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,280 (GASPS) Lorenzo! 159 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,320 -(KEYPAD CLICKS, BEEPS) -(SPENCER CHUCKLES) 160 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,120 -(SCREAMS) -(GROANS) 161 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,720 Say goodbye to your little friend! (LAUGHING) 162 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,040 (SCREAMS) The heat! 163 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,960 (GROANS) 164 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,200 Wait, what is that? A 15 watt bulb? 165 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,800 Actually, it's 40. 166 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,960 -See? That is a hot bulb! -Ugh. 167 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,840 What do you think you're doing in my private quarters? 168 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,880 Uh. I'm more interested in what you're doing. 169 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,440 Hey, is this me? 170 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,640 Um. This is all school related and not the least bit weird. 171 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,920 It's the latest advance in administrative techniques. 172 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,120 -All the principals have them. -Am I supposed to believe that? 173 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,840 -You are if you want your doll back. -Action figure! 174 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,320 Fine! Fine, you've got a deal. 175 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,520 -(GASPS) Little Billy! -(LITTLE BILLY SQUEAKS 176 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,680 (GRUNTS) 177 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,440 -SPENCER: See ya! -Out! 178 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,880 Oh, Glen! You handled that so masterfully! 179 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,280 (SMOOCHES) Easy, Ms. Rumsfeld. 180 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,080 Happy Mother's Day, Mom! 181 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:12,480 Wow, Spencer! This is so cool! (CHUCKLES) I love it! 182 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,400 Who wouldn't love it? 183 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,680 And don't worry, dude, I got all the ecto out. 184 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,520 And it even comes with a mini hair-dryer! (CHUCKLES) 185 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:22,960 Yay! 186 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,080 -(HAIR DRYER BLOWS) -(BILLY SCREAMING) 187 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,800 Well, I thought I got it all out. 188 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:37,240 SPENCER: Nightmare on Egg Street, scene eight, take 32. Action. 189 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,840 How do you like your brains? Fried, scrambled or over easy? 190 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,120 Cut! Cut. Come on, Rajeev. 191 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,600 You're supposed to give your victims lobotomies. 192 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,520 You sound like you've had one yourself. 193 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,400 Sorry, it's just hard to concentrate on acting 194 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,920 when your heart has been nuked by the lady of your dreams. 195 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,240 Dude, you need a better excuse than that. 196 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,160 Lolo breaks your heart every day of the week. 197 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,120 Yeah, I know, but this time was different. 198 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,920 I decided to put it all out there, let her know what's in here. 199 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,960 (SLURPS) 200 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,680 (SQUEAKS) 201 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:15,920 -(SMOOCHES) -(SNAPS) 202 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,440 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 203 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,440 She totally harshed my ink! 204 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,840 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 205 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,960 -It's not even real. -My love for her is! (SOBS) 206 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,960 What am I supposed to do here? I got no leading man. 207 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,800 Yeah! And you can't afford me. 208 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,320 It's so obvious. 209 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,280 All we gotta do is get Lolo to dig the Jeevster's chili, 210 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,680 then he's back in action. 211 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,040 Lolo despises Rajeev's chili. It makes her puke. 212 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,000 You're asking to do the impossible. 213 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,520 It's not impossible. Thanks to... 214 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,920 "The Song." 215 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,320 I wrote it for my album, La Vida Cobra. 216 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,960 The melody is so beauticious that whoever hears you sing it 217 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,840 falls madly in love with you. 218 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,200 -Really? -Don't believe me? 219 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,640 Check out what happened when I played London. 220 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,880 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 221 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,720 I have to mute it, or else, you know... 222 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,120 ALL: Awkward. 223 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,240 BILLY: Check out what happens when I break out "The Song." 224 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,240 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 225 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,160 (CHUCKLES) Dude! Dude! 226 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,480 -You gotta teach me that song! Now! -(BILLY GROANS) 227 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,400 Okay, chill! 228 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,920 -(THUNDER RUMBLES) -Okay, here's "The Song." 229 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,800 For this to work, it's gotta be note perfect. 230 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,520 Whoa! Brakes! I don't wanna fall in love with Rajeev! 231 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,120 Huh! Good thinking. 232 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,640 Okay, Jeevster, sell it to me! 233 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:02,960 In Moscow town All I hear is "Ya tebya tibliu" 234 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,080 -It means, you love me -BILLY: Hey, Frank Bronatra, 235 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,040 you're turning my song into a weapon of mass destruction. 236 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,520 Oh. 237 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,840 How can I sing it right, 238 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,120 if I've never heard what it's supposed to sound like? 239 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,760 Let me take a look. (CLEARS THROAT) 240 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,560 I do, I... I do to 241 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,720 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone! 242 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:36,520 (CLEARS THROAT) I do Tokyo It's all Kimi wo aishiteru 243 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:40,760 That's right, they love me And when home is near 244 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,520 You know I gotta hear I love you 245 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:50,200 It means you love me 'Cause when you look Into this boy's eyes 246 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:57,160 -It drives you all insane -Because you love me! 247 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,000 You know I gotta hear I love you 248 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,560 Keep practicing, Jeevster. You'll get it. 249 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,280 (WHISTLES) 250 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,040 -Hey, Spencer, whatcha doing? -(SPENCER GASPS) 251 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,840 -Uh. Walking to class. -(LAUGHS) 252 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,200 You're so funny! Want me to carry your books? Adrian! 253 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,360 Anything for you, Spencey. 254 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,040 -Huh? -Huh? 255 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,280 Whatcha havin'? 256 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,640 Uh, I'm thinkin' the cheese fries. 257 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:42,800 Mm, your taste is so sophisticated. 258 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,040 -SPENCER: Huh? -(LOLO GIGGLES) 259 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,080 (KNOCK ON WINDOW) 260 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,440 -Lolo! Lolo! -What does that loser want? 261 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,480 Don't worry, honey bun, I'll get rid of him. 262 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,320 Honey bun? What is she up to? 263 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,000 Honey! She's into beekeeping and wants help with her hive! 264 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,240 She heard me singing "The Song" and she's in love with me! 265 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,360 (MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO) 266 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:13,080 In Moscow town All I hear is "Ya tebya libliu" 267 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,600 It means you love me 268 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,000 I've heard better sounding garbage disposals! 269 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,640 You should leave the singing to my honey bun! 270 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,400 He has the voice of an angel! 271 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,560 (SCREAMS) 272 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,760 LOLO: I'm going to the mall to buy a couple of dozen new outfits 273 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,000 -so I can look even prettier just for you. -(TIRES SCREECH) 274 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,520 LOLO: Later, snookums. 275 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,320 It's not what you think. 276 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,400 You sang "The Song" to Lolo and now she's in love with you! 277 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,960 -I guess it is what you think. -You stole my woman! 278 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,440 Well, you can forget about your stupid movie! 279 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,800 -And our friendship. The Jeev is out! -Jeeves, wait! 280 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,840 How long before the song wears off? 281 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,600 -Long time. Maybe never. -What? 282 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,240 I warned you guys not to mess with "The Song." 283 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,120 -It was your idea! -Oh, yeah! Blame the ghost. 284 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,680 He is an easy target. 285 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,920 Oh, I gotta tell Lolo it's not happening with us. 286 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,240 Bad idea, Brony Danza. That's gonna just make her like you more. 287 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,560 (SPENCER SIGHS) 288 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,400 Don't worry, bro, you can fix this. 289 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,480 I've seen your game. Turning off chicks is your specialty. 290 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,680 Funny! 291 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:42,320 (GIGGLES) What a unique style! I love it. And I love you. 292 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:49,120 I know, let's see Invasion of the Face-Eating Mutant Androids. 293 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,480 In 3D. 294 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:56,960 Great! I'm crazy about gory movies. And I'm crazy about you. 295 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,240 (SIGHS) 296 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,760 This is gotta work. She loathes this look. 297 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,760 -LOLO: Oh! -BILLY: Ahem! 298 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,400 Oh, Spencey! I'm totally into your new outfit. 299 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,400 -SPENCER: Uh... -And I'm totally into you! 300 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,440 -(SPENCER GROANS) -(GIGGLES) 301 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,360 -(CHUCKLES) It's not what it looks like. -Dressing like me and jackin' my style! 302 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,200 Actually, then again, it is what it looks like. 303 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,880 I can't believe you're stealing my woman with my game. 304 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,960 -(THUMP) -(SPENCER MUMBLES) 305 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,480 Rajeev, wait! I'm only dressed like you because Lolo finds you repulsive! 306 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,160 (CHUCKLES) I probably could've phrased that better. Uh... 307 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,440 Hey, honey bun. 308 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,600 I've decided you're going to spend your vacation with me on my yacht. 309 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,280 Isn't that awesome? 310 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,400 (SEAGULLS SQUAWK) 311 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,640 What? No. I can't. Uh. My parents won't let me. 312 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,520 -They taped bon voyage messages for you. -(CELLPHONE BEEPS) 313 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,640 -Have a great trip! -Watch out for pirates! 314 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,800 -(CELLPHONE BEEPS) -(SMOOCHES) 315 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,480 (GROANS) 316 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,760 -Hey, Spencer. -Oh. Shh. 317 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,560 Don't blow my cover. Lolo's driving me nuts. 318 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,320 The shopping, the fancy dinners, 319 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,600 -the manicures from Adrian. -SHANILLA: Nice. 320 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,480 Come on! You're living the dream! 321 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,960 As Mr. Lolo Calorie, you'll be half of an A-list power couple. 322 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:40,160 -("WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING) -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK) 323 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,240 FEMALE VOICE: Daddy, get me a bottle. Daddy! 324 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,360 FEMALE VOICE 2: Daddy! 325 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,760 (GROANS) 326 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,120 I gotta put an end to this now! 327 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,720 No way am I spending two weeks stuck in the middle of the ocean with Lolo. 328 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,000 Maybe you'll get lucky and all that time together 329 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,200 will make her sick of you. 330 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:59,640 Wait a minute! What if we make Lolo sick of Billy's song! 331 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,240 Yeah! As if anyone could hate one of my songs! 332 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,680 You know how when a song first comes out, and you really like it, 333 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,720 but after it gets played to death you'd rather chew your own ear off 334 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,040 than ever hear it again? 335 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,600 Yeah! Come on, Billy, we gotta hit the studio. 336 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,800 'Cause when you look into this boy's eyes 337 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,880 It drives you all insane 338 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,200 It means you love me 339 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,960 And when home is near 340 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,720 -(GASPS) -You know I gotta hear I love you 341 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,480 (TIRES SCREECH) 342 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,040 -(DINGS) -'Cause when you look into 343 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:43,320 This boy's eyes it drives you all insane 344 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,160 It means you love me 345 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:51,760 It means you love me, love me It means you love me, it means you love me 346 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,280 -It means you love me -(SCREAMS) 347 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,480 (STOMACH GURGLING) 348 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,520 Hey, honey bun! Are you all excited about our yacht cruise? 349 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,480 I sure am. I even made a special playlist just for our trip. 350 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,960 -(CELLPHONE BEEPS) -Oh, sugar lips, that is so... 351 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,400 -'Cause when you look into this boy's eyes -Nauseating! 352 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:18,200 That song! It's everywhere! I hate it! 353 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:23,280 Almost as much as I hate you! (GRUNTS) 354 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,840 (MUSIC PLAYING) 355 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,320 In Venice beach 356 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,160 The girl say, "You're a peach" 357 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,480 You know why? 'Cause they love me, yeah! 358 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,520 In Moscow town, all I hear is "Ya tebya tibliu" 359 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,000 -It means you love me -(LOLO BARFS) 360 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,880 All the Dutch girls say "Ik hou van je" 'Cause they love me! 361 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,800 (GRUNTS, STOMACH GURGLING) 362 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,720 (LOLO SPEWING, COUGHING) 363 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,640 Out of my way, dork pie! 364 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,120 Uh, Jeevster, I'm sorry about the mix-up buddy, 365 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,200 but I made it right. Lolo hates me again. (CHUCKLES) 366 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,360 -Are we cool? -Totally cool, dog! 367 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,040 Did you see what just happened? She threw up on me! 368 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,800 I mean she could've thrown up anywhere, but she did it on me! 369 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,240 If you really wanna snag her, use my Cobra Sweat cologne. 370 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,520 Banned in 36 countries 'cause it makes you so irresistible! (CHUCKLING) 371 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,880 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 372 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,080 MALE VOICE: Yes! 28438

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