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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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Hey, Dad, whatcha making?
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-(GASPS)
-(SCREAMS, BLOWS)
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Oh wait, that doesn't hurt.
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This is a Bundt cake mold for your mo...
(SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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(HUGH SCREAMING)
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-Dad, are you okay?
-Yep. Just demonstrating
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shop safety lesson number 11.
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Never handle hot metal
with your bare hands.
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Ah. Jessica said you wanted to see me
about something.
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Yeah. Mother's Day is only two days away.
I hope you've given it some thought.
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We don't want a repeat of last year.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(ALL SCREAM)
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Oops. Sorry, Mom.
Wrong box. That's for a movie.
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Don't worry, Dad. I know exactly
what I'm gonna do this year.
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I have no idea
what I'm gonna do this year.
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Hey! Think your mom
would like boxing gloves?
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Hmm, let me see those.
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-No, I don't!
-Hey, guys! Check it out!
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(BILLY MIMICKING APE)
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It's me, 13 hairstyles ago!
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Wow! I didn't know they made
a doll of you!
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It's not a doll. It's an action figure!
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Let me see, huh.
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"Style-a-Billy,
with Billy Joe Cobra's real hair!
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"Curl him, perm him,
straighten him, dye him."
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You call that an action figure?
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He can also do the splits.
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-(GROANS)
-(LITTLE BILLY SQUEAKS)
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You toolbags are missing the point.
This is the perfect present for my mom.
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She loves to style hair,
and Billy's her distant cousin. I mean,
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-what could be better?
-Uh-huh! I think she'll love that doll.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh!
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Hey!
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How about,
"To a real doll on Mother's Day?"
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-What do you think? Too cheesy?
-(CHUCKLES)
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Do we have to give Little Billy
to your mom?
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He's so fun! Look, faux hawk.
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(GROANS)
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Yeah!
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(GROANS, SIGHS)
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(GROANS) These cheap styling products
they give you are a joke!
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-No hold at all.
-Billy, try not to wreck it
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before I give it to my mom.
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I need an envelope. BRB.
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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I know how to get your hair
to stay in place. (CHUCKLING)
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SPENCER: Time for school, Billy.
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I think I might just hang out here
with Little Billy.
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We don't have much time together, buddy,
before Spencer takes you away from me.
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Let's make every minute count!
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Yeah, I think Little Billy
will be safer with me. Come on.
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Oh.
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(BILLY SCREAMS)
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Woah! Ah!
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(BILLY GRUNTS)
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(BILLY GRUNTS)
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Huh?
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What's this?
Spencer Wrong plays with dolls!
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-(LAUGHS)
-It's an action figure!
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-Hey, Mullins! Go long!
-(BILLY SCREAMING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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-SPENCER: Ah!
-(BILLY SCREAMING)
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What's going on?
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(SCREAMING)
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-Catch!
-(GRUNTS)
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-(CHUCKLES)
-All right, that's it! Give it back!
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-(LITTLE BILLY SQUEAKS)
-(GROANS)
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(BILLY SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(LAUGHS)
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-Hey! That's mine!
-Then why is it in my pocket?
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-But... nut...
-(CHUCKLES)
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Huh? Hey! What? Who turned off the lights?
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-Look what I've got, Lorenzo!
-(LORENZO SQUAWKS)
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-(PONZI GRUNTS)
-(KEYPAD CLICKS)
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(KEYPAD BEEPS)
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Good morning, students!
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Good morning, Ms. Rumsfeld.
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Good morning,
you gorgeous hunka man stuff! (SMOOCHES)
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Ms. Rumsfeld, please, control yourself!
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Hello, Mr. Wright.
Enjoying day 16 of detention?
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Are you ready to confess?
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I swear I didn't steal
your hair replacement unit.
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No one likes a fibber, Mr. Wright.
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Perhaps you'll feel like talking
after I send your little friend here
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to wrestling class!
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Ow! That hurts, Kleet! Oh, my poor friend!
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I guess this is what I get for being
such a snot-nosed, little jerk!
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Ow, ow, ow ow!
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-MS. RUMSFELD: Then you add the six...
-(GROANS)
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-...take away the nine...
-(SCREAMS)
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...and carry the one,
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-that's how Columbus discovered America.
-(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(THUD)
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Ow.
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Ah... okay.
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-Dude, what is up with you today?
-Something weird is going on, bro.
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It's like I don't have control
of my own body.
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It started on the way to school.
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And then it got really nutso
in the hallway.
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I was flying all over the place!
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You were? I didn't see that.
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Ah, you were too busy
chasing after Little Billy.
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Who was flying all over the place!
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(CHUCKLES) Maybe whatever happens
to Little Billy is happening to you!
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Tell me everything you did this morning
and don't leave anything out!
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Well, first, I woke up
and I went to the can.
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Okay, leave that out.
Everything you did with the doll.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Action figure.
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Nothing. First I was styling his hair.
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And then the gel that came with the kit
was so lame sauce,
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but I used some ectoplasm.
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-And then I tried a couple of hairstyle...
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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-What was that about ectoplasm?
-Oh, yeah, it held really well.
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Billy! You know ectoplasm
is like liquid chaos!
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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-(GASPS)
-SPENCER: Uh-oh!
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What's happening?
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Ponzi! He must be doing something
with Little Billy!
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Get off! Get off me! (GROANS)
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-Yeah.
-(SCREAMS)
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PONZI: I give you credit, Wright.
You're a tougher nut than I thought.
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But perhaps, this will make you talk.
No, not the pottery kiln!
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I confess!
I stole your hair replacement unit!
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I knew it! And now to reward your honesty,
into the kiln!
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(LAUGHS)
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-(DOOR CREAKS)
-(LORENZO SQUAWKING)
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-Huh?
-Woah!
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(SQUAWKS)
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-Shh!
-(PONZI CHUCKLING)
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Wait! Hear that?
It's coming from behind the wall!
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-(PONZI LAUGHING)
-Dude, get in there!
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-(PONZI LAUGHING)
-Cool!
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Yo! You gotta see this!
It's freak o'clock in here!
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Oh, my, Spencer.
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I imagine things are getting quite hot
for your friend!
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Huh?
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(SCREAMS)
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PONZI: Can you feel the heat?
Can you feel the heat of the kiln?
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(GASPS, BLOWS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Ah! Spencer, help!
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-(GROANS)
-(LORENZO SQUAWKS)
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Aha! Okay, okay, what's the code?
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-Uh! Ponzi?
-(KEYPAD CLICKS, BUZZES)
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-No. Rumsfeld?
-(KEYPAD CLICKS, BUZZES)
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Oh, no. What's his birthday?
Oh, I don't know!
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(GASPS) Lorenzo!
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-(KEYPAD CLICKS, BEEPS)
-(SPENCER CHUCKLES)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(GROANS)
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Say goodbye to your little friend!
(LAUGHING)
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(SCREAMS) The heat!
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(GROANS)
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Wait, what is that? A 15 watt bulb?
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Actually, it's 40.
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-See? That is a hot bulb!
-Ugh.
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What do you think
you're doing in my private quarters?
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Uh. I'm more interested
in what you're doing.
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Hey, is this me?
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Um. This is all school related
and not the least bit weird.
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It's the latest advance
in administrative techniques.
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-All the principals have them.
-Am I supposed to believe that?
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-You are if you want your doll back.
-Action figure!
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Fine! Fine, you've got a deal.
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-(GASPS) Little Billy!
-(LITTLE BILLY SQUEAKS
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(GRUNTS)
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-SPENCER: See ya!
-Out!
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Oh, Glen! You handled that so masterfully!
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(SMOOCHES) Easy, Ms. Rumsfeld.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
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Wow, Spencer! This is so cool! (CHUCKLES)
I love it!
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Who wouldn't love it?
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And don't worry, dude,
I got all the ecto out.
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And it even comes with a mini hair-dryer!
(CHUCKLES)
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Yay!
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-(HAIR DRYER BLOWS)
-(BILLY SCREAMING)
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Well, I thought I got it all out.
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SPENCER: Nightmare on Egg Street,
scene eight, take 32. Action.
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How do you like your brains?
Fried, scrambled or over easy?
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Cut! Cut. Come on, Rajeev.
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You're supposed to give
your victims lobotomies.
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You sound like you've had one yourself.
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Sorry, it's just hard
to concentrate on acting
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when your heart has been nuked
by the lady of your dreams.
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Dude, you need a better excuse than that.
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Lolo breaks your heart
every day of the week.
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Yeah, I know, but this time was different.
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I decided to put it all out there,
let her know what's in here.
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(SLURPS)
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(SQUEAKS)
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-(SMOOCHES)
-(SNAPS)
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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She totally harshed my ink!
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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-It's not even real.
-My love for her is! (SOBS)
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What am I supposed to do here?
I got no leading man.
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Yeah! And you can't afford me.
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It's so obvious.
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All we gotta do is get Lolo
to dig the Jeevster's chili,
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then he's back in action.
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Lolo despises Rajeev's chili.
It makes her puke.
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You're asking to do the impossible.
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It's not impossible. Thanks to...
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"The Song."
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I wrote it for my album, La Vida Cobra.
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The melody is so beauticious
that whoever hears you sing it
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falls madly in love with you.
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-Really?
-Don't believe me?
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Check out what happened
when I played London.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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I have to mute it, or else, you know...
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ALL: Awkward.
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BILLY: Check out what happens
when I break out "The Song."
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(CHUCKLES) Dude! Dude!
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-You gotta teach me that song! Now!
-(BILLY GROANS)
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Okay, chill!
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-(THUNDER RUMBLES)
-Okay, here's "The Song."
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For this to work,
it's gotta be note perfect.
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Whoa! Brakes! I don't wanna fall
in love with Rajeev!
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Huh! Good thinking.
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Okay, Jeevster, sell it to me!
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In Moscow town
All I hear is "Ya tebya tibliu"
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-It means, you love me
-BILLY: Hey, Frank Bronatra,
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you're turning my song
into a weapon of mass destruction.
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Oh.
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How can I sing it right,
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if I've never heard
what it's supposed to sound like?
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Let me take a look. (CLEARS THROAT)
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I do, I... I do to
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Hold the phone!
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(CLEARS THROAT) I do Tokyo
It's all Kimi wo aishiteru
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That's right, they love me
And when home is near
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You know I gotta hear I love you
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It means you love me
'Cause when you look Into this boy's eyes
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-It drives you all insane
-Because you love me!
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You know I gotta hear I love you
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Keep practicing, Jeevster. You'll get it.
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(WHISTLES)
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-Hey, Spencer, whatcha doing?
-(SPENCER GASPS)
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-Uh. Walking to class.
-(LAUGHS)
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00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,200
You're so funny!
Want me to carry your books? Adrian!
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00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,360
Anything for you, Spencey.
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00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,040
-Huh?
-Huh?
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00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,280
Whatcha havin'?
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00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,640
Uh, I'm thinkin' the cheese fries.
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00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:42,800
Mm, your taste is so sophisticated.
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-SPENCER: Huh?
-(LOLO GIGGLES)
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(KNOCK ON WINDOW)
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-Lolo! Lolo!
-What does that loser want?
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Don't worry, honey bun,
I'll get rid of him.
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00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,320
Honey bun? What is she up to?
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00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,000
Honey! She's into beekeeping
and wants help with her hive!
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00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,240
She heard me singing "The Song"
and she's in love with me!
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00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,360
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO)
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In Moscow town
All I hear is "Ya tebya libliu"
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It means you love me
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00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,000
I've heard better sounding
garbage disposals!
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You should leave the singing
to my honey bun!
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He has the voice of an angel!
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(SCREAMS)
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LOLO: I'm going to the mall to buy
a couple of dozen new outfits
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-so I can look even prettier just for you.
-(TIRES SCREECH)
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LOLO: Later, snookums.
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It's not what you think.
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You sang "The Song" to Lolo
and now she's in love with you!
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00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,960
-I guess it is what you think.
-You stole my woman!
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00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,440
Well, you can forget
about your stupid movie!
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00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,800
-And our friendship. The Jeev is out!
-Jeeves, wait!
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How long before the song wears off?
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-Long time. Maybe never.
-What?
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I warned you guys not to mess
with "The Song."
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00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,120
-It was your idea!
-Oh, yeah! Blame the ghost.
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He is an easy target.
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00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,920
Oh, I gotta tell Lolo
it's not happening with us.
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00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,240
Bad idea, Brony Danza.
That's gonna just make her like you more.
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(SPENCER SIGHS)
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Don't worry, bro, you can fix this.
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00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,480
I've seen your game.
Turning off chicks is your specialty.
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Funny!
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(GIGGLES) What a unique style! I love it.
And I love you.
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00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:49,120
I know, let's see Invasion
of the Face-Eating Mutant Androids.
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In 3D.
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00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:56,960
Great! I'm crazy about gory movies.
And I'm crazy about you.
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(SIGHS)
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This is gotta work. She loathes this look.
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00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,760
-LOLO: Oh!
-BILLY: Ahem!
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00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,400
Oh, Spencey!
I'm totally into your new outfit.
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00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,400
-SPENCER: Uh...
-And I'm totally into you!
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00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,440
-(SPENCER GROANS)
-(GIGGLES)
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-(CHUCKLES) It's not what it looks like.
-Dressing like me and jackin' my style!
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00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,200
Actually, then again,
it is what it looks like.
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00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,880
I can't believe you're stealing
my woman with my game.
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-(THUMP)
-(SPENCER MUMBLES)
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00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,480
Rajeev, wait! I'm only dressed like you
because Lolo finds you repulsive!
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00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,160
(CHUCKLES) I probably could've
phrased that better. Uh...
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Hey, honey bun.
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I've decided you're going to spend
your vacation with me on my yacht.
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Isn't that awesome?
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(SEAGULLS SQUAWK)
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What? No. I can't.
Uh. My parents won't let me.
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-They taped bon voyage messages for you.
-(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
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-Have a great trip!
-Watch out for pirates!
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-(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
-(SMOOCHES)
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00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,480
(GROANS)
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00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,760
-Hey, Spencer.
-Oh. Shh.
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00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,560
Don't blow my cover.
Lolo's driving me nuts.
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00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,320
The shopping, the fancy dinners,
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-the manicures from Adrian.
-SHANILLA: Nice.
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00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,480
Come on! You're living the dream!
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00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,960
As Mr. Lolo Calorie,
you'll be half of an A-list power couple.
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00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:40,160
-("WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING)
-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Daddy, get me a bottle. Daddy!
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FEMALE VOICE 2: Daddy!
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(GROANS)
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I gotta put an end to this now!
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00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,720
No way am I spending two weeks stuck
in the middle of the ocean with Lolo.
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00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,000
Maybe you'll get lucky
and all that time together
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00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,200
will make her sick of you.
330
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:59,640
Wait a minute!
What if we make Lolo sick of Billy's song!
331
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,240
Yeah! As if anyone could hate
one of my songs!
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00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,680
You know how when a song first comes out,
and you really like it,
333
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,720
but after it gets played to death
you'd rather chew your own ear off
334
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,040
than ever hear it again?
335
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,600
Yeah! Come on, Billy,
we gotta hit the studio.
336
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,800
'Cause when you look into this boy's eyes
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00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,880
It drives you all insane
338
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,200
It means you love me
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00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,960
And when home is near
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00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,720
-(GASPS)
-You know I gotta hear I love you
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00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,480
(TIRES SCREECH)
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00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,040
-(DINGS)
-'Cause when you look into
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This boy's eyes it drives you all insane
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00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,160
It means you love me
345
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:51,760
It means you love me, love me
It means you love me, it means you love me
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00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,280
-It means you love me
-(SCREAMS)
347
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,480
(STOMACH GURGLING)
348
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,520
Hey, honey bun! Are you all excited
about our yacht cruise?
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00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,480
I sure am. I even made
a special playlist just for our trip.
350
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,960
-(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
-Oh, sugar lips, that is so...
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00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,400
-'Cause when you look into this boy's eyes
-Nauseating!
352
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:18,200
That song! It's everywhere! I hate it!
353
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:23,280
Almost as much as I hate you! (GRUNTS)
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00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,840
(MUSIC PLAYING)
355
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,320
In Venice beach
356
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,160
The girl say, "You're a peach"
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00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,480
You know why? 'Cause they love me, yeah!
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00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,520
In Moscow town, all I hear is
"Ya tebya tibliu"
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00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,000
-It means you love me
-(LOLO BARFS)
360
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,880
All the Dutch girls say "Ik hou van je"
'Cause they love me!
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00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,800
(GRUNTS, STOMACH GURGLING)
362
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,720
(LOLO SPEWING, COUGHING)
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00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,640
Out of my way, dork pie!
364
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,120
Uh, Jeevster, I'm sorry
about the mix-up buddy,
365
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,200
but I made it right. Lolo hates me again.
(CHUCKLES)
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00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,360
-Are we cool?
-Totally cool, dog!
367
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,040
Did you see what just happened?
She threw up on me!
368
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,800
I mean she could've thrown up anywhere,
but she did it on me!
369
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,240
If you really wanna snag her,
use my Cobra Sweat cologne.
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00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,520
Banned in 36 countries 'cause it makes
you so irresistible! (CHUCKLING)
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00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,880
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,080
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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