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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,280 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,880 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,720 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,880 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,200 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,840 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,000 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost. 8 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:36,880 And now, your next candidate for class president, 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,600 Lolo Calorie, will explain why you should vote for her. 10 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,480 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 11 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,760 I pledge to help all the losers in the school 12 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,360 -by relocating them... -(PROJECTOR CLICKS) 13 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,080 ...to a special loser trailer, where they can be themselves 14 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:56,040 without fear of being judged. Or totally annoying the cool people. 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,200 -Huh? -(SHANILLA GASPS) 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,000 Dude, it's worse than the dressing rooms I used to give my backup band! 17 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,560 I wonder what poor suckers are gonna be stuck in that thing! 18 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,520 You guys might wanna get started packin' up your lockers. 19 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,680 -(GROANS) -(HOWLS) 20 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:09,840 Huh? 21 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,520 I don't think we have that much to worry about. 22 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,320 I mean, who's gonna vote for Lolo, right? 23 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,920 She's the only candidate. 24 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,280 You know, everyone's afraid to run against her. 25 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,320 Remember when she and I wanted the same part in that play? 26 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,920 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 27 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,680 (SHANILLA MUMBLES) 28 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,840 Fine, I'll run against her! 29 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,600 SHANILLA: Do you really think you can win? 30 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,080 I can't just stand by and do nothing. 31 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,520 -(FINGERS SNAP) -(VIDEO RECORDER BEEPS) 32 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,840 SPENCER: This school deserves better. 33 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,480 Besides, think of all the awesome campaign videos we can make. (CHUCKLES) 34 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,520 We'll use the power of film to crush her. 35 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,480 -Woo! -Who's with me? 36 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,680 -SHANILLA: I'm in! -BILLY: The Cobra's in! 37 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,800 -Uh, put me down as undecided. -Hmm. 38 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,480 Dude, the right to vote is a precious gift. 39 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,880 Both candidates deserve my full... 40 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,520 Uh... 41 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,840 attention. (HOWLS) 42 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:15,360 My fellow citizens, if I can have your attention for a moment, 43 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,800 I'd like to play you a little campaign message. 44 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,320 (RESONATING) 45 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,520 (LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) 46 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,040 -(PROJECTOR CLICKS) -Now, let's face it, 47 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,920 school isn't always fun. In fact, sometimes, 48 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,360 it can be a real nightmare. 49 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,240 -(SNARLING) -(SHANILLA GASPS) 50 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,840 (GROWLS) 51 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,560 -(DOOR BANGING) -(GROWLING) 52 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:35,800 (SPENCER WHISTLES) 53 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,200 SPENCER: But as your class president, 54 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,400 Spencer Wright will make those nightmares go away. 55 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,040 -(THUDDING) -(SPENCER GRUNTING) 56 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:47,240 SHANILLA: You'd have to be brain-dead not to vote for Spencer Wright. 57 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,640 (STUDENTS CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 58 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,960 (CELL PHONE RINGS) -Huh? 59 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,040 (CELL PHONES RINGING) 60 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,640 -(RINGING CONTINUES) -What's going on? 61 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,200 Hello? 62 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,440 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 63 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:06,320 By now, my "opponent" Spencer, oh, so predictable, Wright, 64 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,240 has shown you one of his weird, little movies. 65 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:14,320 But here's the footage Spencer Wright doesn't want you to see. 66 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,040 I'll use my awesome power to crush hearts and minds. 67 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,200 I can't just stand this school. 68 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,000 Hello? 69 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,760 -(CAM RECORDER BEEPING) -This film isn't real! 70 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,400 It's obviously edited! 71 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,600 (CAM RECORDER BEEPS) 72 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:31,840 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 73 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,640 -(CELL PHONE BEEPS) -This film isn't edited! 74 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,640 -(STATIC) -It's obviously real. 75 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,520 -Huh? -SHANILLA: Don't worry, Spencer. 76 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,240 If she wants to play dirty, we can play dirty, too. 77 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,720 Nah. We don't need to panic. I can still win this my way. 78 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,960 Yeah, you're right! Good call. 79 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,960 -He's toast. -Dead meat. 80 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,000 I say, we find a way to hit Lolo back. 81 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,120 We won't tell Spencer, so he'll have plausible deniability. 82 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,400 Let's go. 83 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,760 (ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN) 84 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,840 -(GRUNTS) -(VAULT DOOR RATTLING) 85 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,040 -Whoa! -Whoa! 86 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,880 Lolo really knows how to do up 87 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,360 -a campaign headquarters. -(SIGHS) 88 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,360 I'll bet they have free snacks and everything. 89 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,400 FEMALE VOICE: Please speak into the voice scanner 90 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,400 to confirm your identity. 91 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,200 It's me, Lolo. Please open the door. 92 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,560 (ALARM BUZZES) 93 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,240 FEMALE VOICE: Sorry, voice not recognized. 94 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,560 Hmm. 95 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,200 I said open up, you worthless imbecile, 96 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,480 -before I rip your wires out and... -(ALARM HUMS) 97 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,000 (VAULT LOCK CREAKING) 98 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,160 -Thought that might do it. -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 99 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,880 BILLY: Ugh. The belly of the beast! 100 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,280 -Let's get down to business. -So, what's the plan? 101 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,920 (MARKER SQUEAKING) 102 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,960 -(LAUGHS) -Really? That's the best you can do? 103 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,320 Well, what do you got? 104 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,160 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) -(BILLY SLURPING) 105 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,680 (CHUCKLES) 106 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,400 (SLURPS) 107 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,000 -(KEYBOARD THUMPS) -(ALARM BLARING) 108 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,320 (VAULT DOOR RATTLES) 109 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,840 (GROANS) 110 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,520 (VAULT DOOR THUDS) 111 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:07,920 Shanilla, don't leave me here! I don't wanna go to the big house. 112 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,680 Huh? 113 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,360 Oh, right. 114 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:25,760 My fellow citizens, I'm back with another important campaign message! 115 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,040 (RESONATING) 116 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,440 -Oh! -(THUMPS) 117 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,440 (LIGHT SWITCH FLICKS) 118 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,480 -SPENCER: There's a monster stalking... -(MONSTER GROWLS) 119 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,000 ...Beverly Beverly High, Lolo Calorie. 120 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,280 (GROWLING) 121 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,960 -STUDENTS: Oh! -SPENCER: She'll stomp the life 122 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:42,920 out of us all! 123 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,480 -So, say no to stomping! -Ugh! 124 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,800 -(GROWLING) -Vote Spencer Wright! 125 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,480 -(STUDENTS APPLAUDING) -Wow, thanks! I'm glad you liked it. 126 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,880 FEMALE STUDENT: I never knew Lolo was, like, such a great actress! 127 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,720 Thank you! 128 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,520 (GRUNTS) 129 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:04,240 Okay, I know my movies haven't exactly sealed the deal yet, 130 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,960 -but when they see this one... Oh, yeah! -Absolutely, Brotus. 131 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,400 -You the man. -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) 132 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,160 -(RADIO BEEPS) -Baby Bear has gone into hibernation. 133 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,760 (SNORES) 134 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,360 (GASPS) Oh. 135 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,840 -(CLEARS THROAT) -(SPENCER SNORES) 136 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,360 Huh? Okay, so what's this brilliant plan of yours? 137 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,080 -I didn't say brilliant, I said... -(SPENCER SNORING) 138 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,440 ...genius. 139 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,960 (BED THUMPS) 140 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,160 -(DOORS CREAK) -(BELL DINGS) 141 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,560 -Where'd you put him? -Ah, don't worry, he's good. 142 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,480 Now, we trash his room and blame it on Lolo. 143 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,520 (EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES) 144 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,680 -(GRUNTS) -(THUMPS) 145 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,800 -Billy! -Why aren't you trashin'? 146 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,720 Um, because your plan doesn't make any sense? 147 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,240 -Why's he gonna think Lolo did this? -That's for you to figure out. 148 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,920 I'm just the operations guy. (CHUCKLING) Hey! 149 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,360 -Oh! -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 150 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,600 (PIGEON COOING) 151 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:13,160 Huh? (SHRIEKS) 152 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,440 Lolo had, like, ten big dudes with her, man. 153 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:22,360 I tried to stop 'em, but they hit me over the head and then they tied me up. 154 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,680 Tied you up? Well, how'd they see you? 155 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,040 Um, I tried to ask ‘em that, 156 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,720 -but they gagged me. -(SMOKE HISSES) 157 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,560 Dude, why are you asking so many questions? 158 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,880 -Just go with it. -Huh? 159 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,800 No, no, no! My movie! (GROANS) 160 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,120 You worthless sack of ectoplasm! 161 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,240 Would it make you feel better, if I told you I made a copy of it? 162 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,640 Oh, yes! Thank you! 163 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,120 Hey, I didn't. I just wondered, if it would make you feel better. 164 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,440 Oh, that's it. I give up. 165 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,080 (SIGHS) 166 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,040 (HUFFS) There's no way I can win this election. 167 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,680 Hello, loser trailer. 168 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:09,400 -Hey, Lolo. I... -Oh, look, it's my worthless opponent. 169 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,840 Ready for a trouncing? 170 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,880 Should we even bother going through with the election? 171 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,000 Let's just declare me the winner and you and all your loser friends 172 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,520 can toddle off to your loser trailer. 173 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,440 You know what, Lolo? 174 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,760 If you're what's considered a winner, then I am proud to be a loser! 175 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,520 You treat everybody in school like dirt! 176 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,040 But everybody in school is just as good as you. 177 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,520 There are no losers! Everyone has something to offer 178 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:39,960 and the only loser is the person who can't see that! 179 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,920 And that person is you! 180 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,120 (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! 181 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,680 STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! 182 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,400 -(GROANS) -STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer! 183 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:55,160 -Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! -Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! 184 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,360 -(TRUCK BEEPING) -STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer! 185 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:58,480 Helping... 186 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,360 -(LOLO SCREAMS) -STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer! 187 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,640 Spencer... (GASP) 188 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,600 -MALE STUDENT: Are you all right? -FEMALE STUDENT: It was really rude. 189 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:06,760 -(WHIMPERS) -(FLY BUZZING) 190 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,480 (MALE STUDENT GASPS, GROANS) 191 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,080 -MALE STUDENT 1: That was really rude. -Hey, I had nothing to do with it. 192 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,880 MALE STUDENT 2: He totally shouldn't have done that. 193 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,520 FEMALE STUDENT: That was really rude. 194 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,040 -Uh... -Thanks, Billy! 195 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:23,480 And the winner and new school president is Lolo Calorie! 196 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,880 -(CLAPPING) -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 197 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,200 Thank you. 198 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,800 I know you all heard Spencer's little speech out there, 199 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,840 and let me tell ya, I heard it, too. 200 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,400 But I made a promise when I started this campaign, 201 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,760 and I'm not the kind of politician who doesn't keep her promises. 202 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,720 -(CROWS CAW) -So, without further ado, 203 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,920 will the following people please report to the loser trailer. 204 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,680 Clem Anderson, Darlene Apatow, Aaron Adleymorst. 205 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,920 Actually, it's quicker to say who's not going. 206 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,400 Me, Kleet, Mallory, Buddy, Doreen, Maureen, and Florine. 207 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,960 -Woo-hoo! -The rest of you, trailer! 208 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,160 This is so unfair! 209 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,920 What am I gonna do all day while you're in that trailer? 210 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,400 (GROANS) 211 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:13,200 I think you might wanna check your list again. 212 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,320 For names starting with R? 213 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,960 I get it! Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 214 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,560 -(SMOOCHES) -(DOOR SHUTS) 215 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,800 (PLATES RATTLING) 216 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,000 Uh, guys, I may have gotten rid of the losers, 217 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,680 -but there's still a losers' table. -(KLEET GROANS) 218 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,000 -(SHRIEKS) -BILLY: Hey, there. 219 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,800 Ghost of Billy Joe Cobra here. I'm looking for a new daytime friend 220 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,880 -and guess what? You're elected! -Ghost? 221 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,200 (SHRIEKS) 222 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,280 The school is haunted! 223 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,640 (STUDENTS SHRIEKING) 224 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,160 -(GUITAR STRUMS) -(GROANS) 225 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,480 Billy! Nicely done, dude! 226 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,080 Uh, what? 227 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,920 Scaring Lolo so we could all come back to school. 228 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,800 Oh, that! (CHUCKLES) Yeah, well, you know the Cobra, 229 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,960 always thinking about his friends and never himself. (CHUCKLES) 230 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:23,920 Lolo, the loser trailer is, like, gross! 231 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,480 Get used to it. We're not going back to that haunted school! 232 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,400 (STUDENTS SIGH) 233 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:40,000 Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 234 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,680 (SCREAMS) 235 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,520 Wow, these rollerblades are pretty sweet. 236 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,080 -(WHEELS WHIRRING) -SPENCER: Hey, Billy! 237 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:52,400 I just got my next movie idea, Attack of the Rollerblading Zombies. 238 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:57,160 Ha! Pretty jam, dude, but it's missing some awesome sauce. 239 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:01,520 Attack of the Headless Rollerblading Zombies! 240 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,760 (SPENCER SCREAMS) 241 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,800 -Look out! -(BILLY GRUNTS) 242 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,800 (GROANS) 243 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,440 (ELECTRICITY ZAPPING) 244 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,640 Billy, you just trashed my camera, man! 245 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,400 How am I supposed to make movies now? 246 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,760 Well, maybe you could find a new dream to follow. 247 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,480 -Skydiving, origami... -How about ghost strangling? 248 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,960 Let's keep thinking. 249 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:39,920 (STUDENTS GASP) 250 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,520 What? If somebody floated one, it wasn't me. 251 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,720 Could've been me. 252 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,480 -LOLO: Hey! -Huh? 253 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,000 That's my seat, Spencer! (FINGER SNAPS) 254 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,640 (GRUNTS) 255 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,080 (GROANS) 256 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,360 (PONZI CLEARS THROAT) 257 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,040 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 258 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,760 -Dawg! -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 259 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,680 Students, as those of you 260 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,760 who have met my friend Lorenzo here... -(CAWS) 261 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:08,160 ...may already know, I am a great admirer of our feathered friends. 262 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,160 Sadly, many birds in our area don't have a happy home. 263 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,680 They're forced to sleep outdoors... 264 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,480 -(PROJECTOR CLICKS) -...on a pile of sticks. 265 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,000 That's why we'll be holding a candy drive to help them. 266 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,280 -Is he serious? They're birds -(SOBBING) Those poor little dudes! 267 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,480 (WAILS) 268 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,040 The proceeds of the drive will go toward building luxury condos 269 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,920 for these unfortunate creatures, 270 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,320 providing them with a life... 271 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,240 -(PROJECTOR CLICKS) -...of dignity and comfort. 272 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,320 (PROJECTOR CLICKS) 273 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,520 Woo-hoo! Yeah! Right on! 274 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,840 As an added incentive, whoever sells the most candy 275 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,720 will win a one-hour feeding frenzy from Gadgetropolis, 276 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,400 where you can run around the store... 277 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,160 -(PROJECTOR CLICKS) -...and grab anything you want. 278 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,280 (PROJECTOR CLICKS) 279 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,400 (GASPS) 280 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,160 So, which of you generous, good-looking people would like to... 281 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,080 (GRUNTS) 282 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,480 Hey, I can raise my own hand! 283 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,480 Just makin' sure. Those birdies need us and you need a new camera. 284 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,720 -You broke yours, remember? -Okay, Spencer. Who else? 285 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,240 How about someone who might actually raise some money? 286 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,520 -I'm in. -(STUDENTS GASP) 287 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,920 I don't even want this prize, Spencer. 288 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,240 I'm only doing this, so I can take it away from you. 289 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,960 -Oh, yeah? Let's tango! (GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 290 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,560 Oh, I forgot to mention, that whoever sells the least candy, 291 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,480 will be appearing on the reality TV show Losers on Parade. 292 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,760 (STUDENTS GASP) 293 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,280 Last week, they made a guy wear a diaper while a robot spanked him! 294 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,440 And the week before that, this girl had to dance in a cage 295 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,600 while they prank called her grandmother! 296 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,000 Enjoy. 297 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,280 (SPENCER GRUNTING) 298 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,640 Oh, man, we're really gonna have to crank... 299 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,480 (GRUNTS) ...'cause you know how Lolo rolls. 300 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,040 She'll probably open up a whole chain of candy stores. 301 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,760 So? You got the Cobra in your corner. Oh, peanut brittle. Huh? 302 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,040 -(THUDDING) -BILLY: Oops. 303 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,880 (CAR HORN HONKING) 304 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,840 (LAUGHS) See you later, loser! 305 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,760 -(LAUGHS) -(WHEELS SQUEAKING) 306 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,720 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(GROANS) 307 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:19,000 -(THUDDING) -(BEEPING) 308 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,760 Dude, I can help you move merch. 309 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,960 Don't forget, I've got a wall full of platinum albums, 310 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,840 and you don't get that by just talent alone. 311 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,400 You gotta work it, and I'm just the man to teach you how. 312 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,520 -That's true. -Yep! Mega true! 313 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,920 Now, ready? 314 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,120 Lesson one, we hit 'em with the outdoor advertising. 315 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,560 SPENCER: OVER MEGAPHONE) You care about birds? 316 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,480 -Buy candy from Spencer Wright! -(MEGAPHONE SCREECHES) 317 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,160 (MEGAPHONE SCREECHING) 318 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,720 Ouch! Billy, your plane is a hunk of junk. The sound system doesn't even work. 319 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,880 Well, maybe we should take your plane. Oh, that's right, you don't have one. 320 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,040 Okay, guess Captain Billy's gotta be the soundman too. 321 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,560 Take the controls, co-pilot. 322 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,680 -What? (SHRIEKS) -(AIRPLANE THUDDING) 323 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,240 Ah, my hat! 324 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,480 -(ELECTRICITY ZAPS) -(SHRIEKS) 325 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,920 -(WIND GUSHING) -Ah, my shades! 326 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,320 -(ELECTRICITY ZAPS) -(SHRIEKS) 327 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,560 -(RIPS) -My pants! 328 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,880 -(ELECTRICITY ZAPS) -(SHRIEKS) 329 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,520 (GROANS) 330 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,080 Billy! Huh? Wha... Huh? Huh? Huh? 331 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,880 -(ALARM BLARING, BEEPING) -(SPENCER GROANING) 332 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,120 (BOTH SCREAM) 333 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:25,680 (AIRPLANE WHIRRING) 334 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,040 You know, you don't have to hold onto me, right? 335 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,840 (SOBS) I don't like heights. 336 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,480 SPENCER: How can you not like heights? You're a ghost. 337 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,360 It's me that's gonna get hurt if we fall. 338 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,000 I don't have time to sell candy, Daddy. I'm busy. 339 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,760 Well, the Prime Minister will just have to wait. This is more important. 340 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,440 -Uh-huh! Sell it! -(PHONE BEEPS) 341 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,520 Adrian, sunscreen! 342 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,120 -(ADRIAN GRUNTS) -And my feet, too! 343 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,280 (ADRIAN GRUNTS) 344 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,680 BILLY: The key to selling is creating buzz. 345 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,640 And the best way to do that is to throw a rager 346 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:03,240 -for a bunch of A-list celebrities. -Sweet. So, where are they? 347 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,360 -(TRUMPET PLAYS) -Fashionably late and right on time. 348 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,160 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -Oh, yeah! 349 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,240 Guess it's kind of early for the A-listers. 350 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,400 Hey! Don't diss the Jeevster, man. He's my boy. All right! Now it's a party! 351 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,600 -Actually, I can't stay. -Huh? 352 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,040 Yeah. See, Lolo's having this really awesome bash 353 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,560 and she's out of ice. I just came to pick some up. 354 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,200 -Help a buddy out? -Are you kidding me? 355 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,320 No, people are really thirsty! 356 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,960 Must be all those bodies kickin' it on the dance floor. Ha! 357 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,800 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(BEATBOXING) 358 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,560 Yeah, the Raj is in the house. (BEATBOXING) 359 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,560 Oh, hang on. Let me go get that ice for ya. 360 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,040 Oh, yeah! Thanks, dude! 361 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,160 -(BEATBOXING) -(ICE CLATTERS) 362 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,680 Awesome, thanks! (BEATBOXING) 363 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,200 -You're a good kid. -(TIRES SCREECH) 364 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,640 You believe that guy? 365 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,360 Billy? 366 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,800 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -Hello? Where'd you go? 367 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,120 -Lolo's party! -(MUSIC PLAYING) 368 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,920 You gotta get over here, man! 369 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,800 It's slammin'! Yeah! Woo! Woo! 370 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,760 -Muy caliente! Super caliente! (LAUGHS) -(PHONE BEEPS) 371 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,760 Sorry, dude, but your party was pretty deadbeat. 372 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,200 I couldn't be seen there. 373 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,680 What happened to having the Cobra in my corner? 374 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,200 Do you want me to get spanked by a robot on national TV? 375 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,680 It would be kind of epic. Anyway, I've got it wired now. 376 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,960 We need publicity, right? 377 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,240 Well, there's one guaranteed way to do that. 378 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,400 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(ALARM RINGING) 379 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,400 Huh? What... what are you doing? 380 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,040 Lesson three, you want publicity, you get arrested. 381 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,040 -It never failed for the Cobra. -(POLICE SIRENS BLARING) 382 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,160 OFFICER: (OVER MEGAPHONE) Freeze! Hands where I can see 'em! 383 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,440 Oh, cool, just like on TV! (CHUCKLES) 384 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,840 See what happens when you break the law? Ah! 385 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,120 You are super-solitary, code-blue, maximum-security grounded! 386 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,440 -But, Mom, it was just for publicity... -(ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES) 387 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,840 Got any other brilliant ideas? 388 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,200 -Lesson four, we put on sombreros and... -SPENCER: Billy! Billy, I'm kidding! 389 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,720 Your ideas are officially banned. 390 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,080 Okay, so I'm grounded. I can work with that. 391 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,960 Yo, Beverly Heights... 392 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,400 the birds are hurting! Don't be a hater, be a bird-lover! 393 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,040 Help 'em out and buy some candy! 394 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,200 I'm no hater! Hit me with some candy! 395 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,480 Don't worry, Spence. I got this. 396 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,320 -(SHRIEKS) -(TRUCK ENGINE REVVING) 397 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,160 -(SHRIEKS) -(REVVING CONTINUES) 398 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,840 -He's, uh, allergic to nuts. -Well, that's it. I'm officially hosed. 399 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,440 Sorry, bro. 400 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,960 You know, the real tragedy here is we let those birds down. 401 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,520 Right, Spence? Huh? 402 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,160 The birds will be fine. 403 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,360 They've been living in nests for quite a while now. 404 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:53,400 Bird outside my window, sittin' on a tree A tear in his eye 405 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,520 Singin' the blues for me... 406 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,360 -Those poor dudes. -...He's got no home... 407 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,440 -It's so unfair. Wait! -...To shelter his young... 408 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,960 -What am I saying? This is ridiculous. -... No place to lay his weary head 409 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,000 -When the day is done -But I'm still all busted up inside. 410 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,160 What is going on? 411 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,840 It's the power of music, man. My music, to be exact. 412 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,200 -Wait a minute. That's it! -Yeah! (GASPS) 413 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,480 Wait, what are we talking about? 414 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,120 SPENCER: Time to reach out 415 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,000 Time to help the birds With a love so stro... 416 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,280 -Not pretty, huh? -I think I can fix that for you, buddy. 417 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,000 Huh? Hey! 418 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,480 Time to help the birds With a love so strong 419 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,760 Help a bird live, help a bird fly 420 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,560 Woo! Buy Spencer candy And make a bird smile 421 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:53,480 Spencer's candy can make a bird smile 422 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,520 Help a bird live, help a bird fly 423 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:07,600 Candy from Spencer can make a bird smile 424 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,560 (SOBBING) 425 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,000 SPENCER: Woo! 426 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,880 PONZI: Good morning, bird-lovers. 427 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,080 Today, I have the pleasure of announcing which student helped the birds the most. 428 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,960 -It's me! Yay! Winning! -SPENCER: No. 429 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,360 -(LOLO GIGGLING) -Losing. I sold mad candy! (SCOFFS) 430 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,040 Did you now? Well, guess what? 431 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,920 I got daddy to buy the whole candy factory. 432 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,360 Which means I sold all the candy! 433 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,200 -(CHANTING) Go, Lolo! Go, Lolo! Go, Lolo! -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 434 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,080 What is it, Daddy? I'm busy gloating. 435 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,400 -(DADDY MUMBLING) -Huh? 436 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,000 -You didn't buy the factory. -(DADDY MUMBLING) 437 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,240 -Why? -(DADDY MUMBLING) 438 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,880 Some song you heard about the stupid birds? 439 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,160 -(DADDY MUMBLING) -You're sending them all to college? 440 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,680 -(DADDY MUMBLING) -You disappoint me, Daddy. 441 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,960 (CHANTING) Go, Spencer! Go, Spencer! Go, Spencer! Go, Spencer! 442 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,160 (THUMPS) 443 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,520 (GROANS) 444 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,640 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 445 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,320 TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Losers on Parade! Say hello to Lolo Calorie! 446 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,520 -(MUD SPLASHES) -(MEWLS) 447 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,560 -(MEWLS) Gross! -(PIGS SQUEAL) 448 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,280 (WHIMPERS) 449 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,720 -Yeah. (LAUGHS) -Yeah. (LAUGHS) 450 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,000 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 451 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,170 MALE VOICE: Yes! 34851

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