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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost.
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And now, your next candidate
for class president,
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Lolo Calorie, will explain
why you should vote for her.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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I pledge to help
all the losers in the school
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-by relocating them...
-(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
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...to a special loser trailer,
where they can be themselves
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without fear of being judged.
Or totally annoying the cool people.
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-Huh?
-(SHANILLA GASPS)
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Dude, it's worse than the dressing rooms
I used to give my backup band!
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I wonder what poor suckers
are gonna be stuck in that thing!
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You guys might wanna get started
packin' up your lockers.
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-(GROANS)
-(HOWLS)
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Huh?
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I don't think we have that much
to worry about.
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I mean, who's gonna vote for Lolo, right?
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She's the only candidate.
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You know, everyone's afraid
to run against her.
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Remember when she and I wanted
the same part in that play?
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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(SHANILLA MUMBLES)
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Fine, I'll run against her!
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SHANILLA: Do you really think you can win?
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I can't just stand by and do nothing.
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-(FINGERS SNAP)
-(VIDEO RECORDER BEEPS)
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SPENCER: This school deserves better.
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Besides, think of all the awesome
campaign videos we can make. (CHUCKLES)
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We'll use the power of film to crush her.
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-Woo!
-Who's with me?
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-SHANILLA: I'm in!
-BILLY: The Cobra's in!
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-Uh, put me down as undecided.
-Hmm.
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Dude, the right to vote
is a precious gift.
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Both candidates deserve my full...
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Uh...
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attention. (HOWLS)
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My fellow citizens, if I can have
your attention for a moment,
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I'd like to play you
a little campaign message.
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(RESONATING)
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(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS)
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-(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
-Now, let's face it,
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school isn't always fun.
In fact, sometimes,
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it can be a real nightmare.
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-(SNARLING)
-(SHANILLA GASPS)
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(GROWLS)
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-(DOOR BANGING)
-(GROWLING)
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(SPENCER WHISTLES)
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SPENCER: But as your class president,
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Spencer Wright will make
those nightmares go away.
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-(THUDDING)
-(SPENCER GRUNTING)
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SHANILLA: You'd have to be brain-dead
not to vote for Spencer Wright.
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(STUDENTS CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
-Huh?
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(CELL PHONES RINGING)
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-(RINGING CONTINUES)
-What's going on?
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Hello?
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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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By now, my "opponent" Spencer,
oh, so predictable, Wright,
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has shown you one of his weird,
little movies.
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But here's the footage Spencer Wright
doesn't want you to see.
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I'll use my awesome power
to crush hearts and minds.
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I can't just stand this school.
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Hello?
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-(CAM RECORDER BEEPING)
-This film isn't real!
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It's obviously edited!
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(CAM RECORDER BEEPS)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
-This film isn't edited!
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-(STATIC)
-It's obviously real.
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-Huh?
-SHANILLA: Don't worry, Spencer.
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If she wants to play dirty,
we can play dirty, too.
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Nah. We don't need to panic.
I can still win this my way.
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Yeah, you're right! Good call.
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-He's toast.
-Dead meat.
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I say, we find a way to hit Lolo back.
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We won't tell Spencer,
so he'll have plausible deniability.
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Let's go.
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(ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(VAULT DOOR RATTLING)
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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Lolo really knows how to do up
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-a campaign headquarters.
-(SIGHS)
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I'll bet they have free snacks
and everything.
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FEMALE VOICE:
Please speak into the voice scanner
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to confirm your identity.
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It's me, Lolo. Please open the door.
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(ALARM BUZZES)
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FEMALE VOICE: Sorry, voice not recognized.
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Hmm.
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I said open up, you worthless imbecile,
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-before I rip your wires out and...
-(ALARM HUMS)
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(VAULT LOCK CREAKING)
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-Thought that might do it.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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BILLY: Ugh. The belly of the beast!
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-Let's get down to business.
-So, what's the plan?
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(MARKER SQUEAKING)
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-(LAUGHS)
-Really? That's the best you can do?
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Well, what do you got?
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-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
-(BILLY SLURPING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SLURPS)
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-(KEYBOARD THUMPS)
-(ALARM BLARING)
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(VAULT DOOR RATTLES)
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(GROANS)
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(VAULT DOOR THUDS)
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Shanilla, don't leave me here!
I don't wanna go to the big house.
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Huh?
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Oh, right.
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My fellow citizens, I'm back
with another important campaign message!
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(RESONATING)
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-Oh!
-(THUMPS)
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(LIGHT SWITCH FLICKS)
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-SPENCER: There's a monster stalking...
-(MONSTER GROWLS)
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...Beverly Beverly High, Lolo Calorie.
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(GROWLING)
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-STUDENTS: Oh!
-SPENCER: She'll stomp the life
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out of us all!
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-So, say no to stomping!
-Ugh!
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-(GROWLING)
-Vote Spencer Wright!
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-(STUDENTS APPLAUDING)
-Wow, thanks! I'm glad you liked it.
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FEMALE STUDENT: I never knew Lolo was,
like, such a great actress!
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Thank you!
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(GRUNTS)
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Okay, I know my movies haven't exactly
sealed the deal yet,
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-but when they see this one... Oh, yeah!
-Absolutely, Brotus.
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-You the man.
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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-(RADIO BEEPS)
-Baby Bear has gone into hibernation.
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(SNORES)
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(GASPS) Oh.
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-(CLEARS THROAT)
-(SPENCER SNORES)
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Huh? Okay, so what's this brilliant plan
of yours?
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-I didn't say brilliant, I said...
-(SPENCER SNORING)
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...genius.
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(BED THUMPS)
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-(DOORS CREAK)
-(BELL DINGS)
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-Where'd you put him?
-Ah, don't worry, he's good.
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Now, we trash his room
and blame it on Lolo.
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(EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(THUMPS)
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-Billy!
-Why aren't you trashin'?
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Um, because your plan
doesn't make any sense?
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-Why's he gonna think Lolo did this?
-That's for you to figure out.
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I'm just the operations guy.
(CHUCKLING) Hey!
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-Oh!
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(PIGEON COOING)
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Huh? (SHRIEKS)
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Lolo had, like,
ten big dudes with her, man.
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I tried to stop 'em, but they hit me
over the head and then they tied me up.
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Tied you up? Well, how'd they see you?
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Um, I tried to ask ‘em that,
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-but they gagged me.
-(SMOKE HISSES)
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Dude, why are you asking
so many questions?
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-Just go with it.
-Huh?
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No, no, no! My movie! (GROANS)
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You worthless sack of ectoplasm!
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Would it make you feel better,
if I told you I made a copy of it?
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Oh, yes! Thank you!
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Hey, I didn't. I just wondered,
if it would make you feel better.
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Oh, that's it. I give up.
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(SIGHS)
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(HUFFS) There's no way
I can win this election.
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Hello, loser trailer.
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-Hey, Lolo. I...
-Oh, look, it's my worthless opponent.
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Ready for a trouncing?
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Should we even bother going through
with the election?
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Let's just declare me the winner
and you and all your loser friends
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can toddle off to your loser trailer.
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You know what, Lolo?
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If you're what's considered a winner,
then I am proud to be a loser!
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You treat everybody in school like dirt!
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But everybody in school is just
as good as you.
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There are no losers!
Everyone has something to offer
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and the only loser
is the person who can't see that!
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And that person is you!
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(CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer! Spencer!
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STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer!
Spencer! Spencer! Spencer!
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-(GROANS)
-STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer!
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-Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! Spencer!
-Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! Spencer!
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-(TRUCK BEEPING)
-STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer!
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Helping...
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-(LOLO SCREAMS)
-STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Spencer! Spencer!
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Spencer... (GASP)
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-MALE STUDENT: Are you all right?
-FEMALE STUDENT: It was really rude.
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-(WHIMPERS)
-(FLY BUZZING)
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(MALE STUDENT GASPS, GROANS)
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-MALE STUDENT 1: That was really rude.
-Hey, I had nothing to do with it.
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MALE STUDENT 2:
He totally shouldn't have done that.
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FEMALE STUDENT: That was really rude.
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-Uh...
-Thanks, Billy!
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And the winner and new school president
is Lolo Calorie!
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-(CLAPPING)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Thank you.
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I know you all heard
Spencer's little speech out there,
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and let me tell ya, I heard it, too.
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But I made a promise
when I started this campaign,
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and I'm not the kind of politician
who doesn't keep her promises.
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-(CROWS CAW)
-So, without further ado,
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will the following people please report
to the loser trailer.
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Clem Anderson, Darlene Apatow,
Aaron Adleymorst.
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Actually, it's quicker to say
who's not going.
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Me, Kleet, Mallory, Buddy, Doreen,
Maureen, and Florine.
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-Woo-hoo!
-The rest of you, trailer!
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This is so unfair!
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What am I gonna do all day
while you're in that trailer?
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(GROANS)
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I think you might wanna
check your list again.
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For names starting with R?
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I get it!
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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-(SMOOCHES)
-(DOOR SHUTS)
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(PLATES RATTLING)
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Uh, guys, I may have
gotten rid of the losers,
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-but there's still a losers' table.
-(KLEET GROANS)
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-(SHRIEKS)
-BILLY: Hey, there.
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Ghost of Billy Joe Cobra here.
I'm looking for a new daytime friend
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-and guess what? You're elected!
-Ghost?
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(SHRIEKS)
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The school is haunted!
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(STUDENTS SHRIEKING)
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-(GUITAR STRUMS)
-(GROANS)
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Billy! Nicely done, dude!
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Uh, what?
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Scaring Lolo so we could all
come back to school.
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Oh, that! (CHUCKLES)
Yeah, well, you know the Cobra,
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always thinking about his friends
and never himself. (CHUCKLES)
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Lolo, the loser trailer is, like, gross!
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Get used to it. We're not going back
to that haunted school!
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(STUDENTS SIGH)
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Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
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(SCREAMS)
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Wow, these rollerblades are pretty sweet.
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-(WHEELS WHIRRING)
-SPENCER: Hey, Billy!
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I just got my next movie idea,
Attack of the Rollerblading Zombies.
238
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:57,160
Ha! Pretty jam, dude,
but it's missing some awesome sauce.
239
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Attack of the Headless
Rollerblading Zombies!
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(SPENCER SCREAMS)
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-Look out!
-(BILLY GRUNTS)
242
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(GROANS)
243
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,440
(ELECTRICITY ZAPPING)
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00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,640
Billy, you just trashed my camera, man!
245
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,400
How am I supposed to make movies now?
246
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,760
Well, maybe you could find
a new dream to follow.
247
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,480
-Skydiving, origami...
-How about ghost strangling?
248
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,960
Let's keep thinking.
249
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:39,920
(STUDENTS GASP)
250
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,520
What? If somebody floated one,
it wasn't me.
251
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Could've been me.
252
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,480
-LOLO: Hey!
-Huh?
253
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,000
That's my seat, Spencer! (FINGER SNAPS)
254
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,640
(GRUNTS)
255
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,080
(GROANS)
256
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,360
(PONZI CLEARS THROAT)
257
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,040
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
258
00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,760
-Dawg!
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
259
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,680
Students, as those of you
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who have met my friend Lorenzo here...
-(CAWS)
261
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...may already know, I am a great admirer
of our feathered friends.
262
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,160
Sadly, many birds in our area
don't have a happy home.
263
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They're forced to sleep outdoors...
264
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-(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
-...on a pile of sticks.
265
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,000
That's why we'll be holding
a candy drive to help them.
266
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,280
-Is he serious? They're birds
-(SOBBING) Those poor little dudes!
267
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,480
(WAILS)
268
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The proceeds of the drive
will go toward building luxury condos
269
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for these unfortunate creatures,
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00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,320
providing them with a life...
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00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,240
-(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
-...of dignity and comfort.
272
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,320
(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
273
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,520
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Right on!
274
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,840
As an added incentive,
whoever sells the most candy
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will win a one-hour feeding frenzy
from Gadgetropolis,
276
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,400
where you can run around the store...
277
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,160
-(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
-...and grab anything you want.
278
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,280
(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
279
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,400
(GASPS)
280
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,160
So, which of you generous,
good-looking people would like to...
281
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,080
(GRUNTS)
282
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,480
Hey, I can raise my own hand!
283
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,480
Just makin' sure. Those birdies need us
and you need a new camera.
284
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,720
-You broke yours, remember?
-Okay, Spencer. Who else?
285
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,240
How about someone
who might actually raise some money?
286
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,520
-I'm in.
-(STUDENTS GASP)
287
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,920
I don't even want this prize, Spencer.
288
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,240
I'm only doing this,
so I can take it away from you.
289
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,960
-Oh, yeah? Let's tango! (GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS)
290
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,560
Oh, I forgot to mention,
that whoever sells the least candy,
291
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,480
will be appearing on the reality TV show
Losers on Parade.
292
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,760
(STUDENTS GASP)
293
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,280
Last week, they made a guy wear
a diaper while a robot spanked him!
294
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,440
And the week before that,
this girl had to dance in a cage
295
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,600
while they prank called her grandmother!
296
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,000
Enjoy.
297
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,280
(SPENCER GRUNTING)
298
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,640
Oh, man,
we're really gonna have to crank...
299
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,480
(GRUNTS)
...'cause you know how Lolo rolls.
300
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,040
She'll probably open up
a whole chain of candy stores.
301
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,760
So? You got the Cobra in your corner.
Oh, peanut brittle. Huh?
302
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,040
-(THUDDING)
-BILLY: Oops.
303
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,880
(CAR HORN HONKING)
304
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,840
(LAUGHS) See you later, loser!
305
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,760
-(LAUGHS)
-(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
306
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,720
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(GROANS)
307
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:19,000
-(THUDDING)
-(BEEPING)
308
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,760
Dude, I can help you move merch.
309
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,960
Don't forget, I've got a wall
full of platinum albums,
310
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,840
and you don't get that
by just talent alone.
311
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,400
You gotta work it,
and I'm just the man to teach you how.
312
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,520
-That's true.
-Yep! Mega true!
313
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,920
Now, ready?
314
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,120
Lesson one,
we hit 'em with the outdoor advertising.
315
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,560
SPENCER: OVER MEGAPHONE)
You care about birds?
316
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,480
-Buy candy from Spencer Wright!
-(MEGAPHONE SCREECHES)
317
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,160
(MEGAPHONE SCREECHING)
318
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,720
Ouch! Billy, your plane is a hunk of junk.
The sound system doesn't even work.
319
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,880
Well, maybe we should take your plane.
Oh, that's right, you don't have one.
320
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,040
Okay, guess Captain Billy's gotta be
the soundman too.
321
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,560
Take the controls, co-pilot.
322
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,680
-What? (SHRIEKS)
-(AIRPLANE THUDDING)
323
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,240
Ah, my hat!
324
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,480
-(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
-(SHRIEKS)
325
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,920
-(WIND GUSHING)
-Ah, my shades!
326
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,320
-(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
-(SHRIEKS)
327
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,560
-(RIPS)
-My pants!
328
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,880
-(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
-(SHRIEKS)
329
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,520
(GROANS)
330
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,080
Billy! Huh? Wha... Huh? Huh? Huh?
331
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,880
-(ALARM BLARING, BEEPING)
-(SPENCER GROANING)
332
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,120
(BOTH SCREAM)
333
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:25,680
(AIRPLANE WHIRRING)
334
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,040
You know,
you don't have to hold onto me, right?
335
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,840
(SOBS) I don't like heights.
336
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,480
SPENCER: How can you not like heights?
You're a ghost.
337
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,360
It's me that's gonna get hurt if we fall.
338
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,000
I don't have time
to sell candy, Daddy. I'm busy.
339
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,760
Well, the Prime Minister will just
have to wait. This is more important.
340
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,440
-Uh-huh! Sell it!
-(PHONE BEEPS)
341
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,520
Adrian, sunscreen!
342
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,120
-(ADRIAN GRUNTS)
-And my feet, too!
343
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,280
(ADRIAN GRUNTS)
344
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,680
BILLY: The key to selling
is creating buzz.
345
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,640
And the best way
to do that is to throw a rager
346
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:03,240
-for a bunch of A-list celebrities.
-Sweet. So, where are they?
347
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,360
-(TRUMPET PLAYS)
-Fashionably late and right on time.
348
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,160
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh, yeah!
349
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,240
Guess it's kind of early
for the A-listers.
350
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,400
Hey! Don't diss the Jeevster, man.
He's my boy. All right! Now it's a party!
351
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,600
-Actually, I can't stay.
-Huh?
352
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,040
Yeah. See, Lolo's having
this really awesome bash
353
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,560
and she's out of ice.
I just came to pick some up.
354
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,200
-Help a buddy out?
-Are you kidding me?
355
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,320
No, people are really thirsty!
356
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,960
Must be all those bodies
kickin' it on the dance floor. Ha!
357
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,800
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BEATBOXING)
358
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,560
Yeah, the Raj is in the house.
(BEATBOXING)
359
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,560
Oh, hang on.
Let me go get that ice for ya.
360
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,040
Oh, yeah! Thanks, dude!
361
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,160
-(BEATBOXING)
-(ICE CLATTERS)
362
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,680
Awesome, thanks! (BEATBOXING)
363
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,200
-You're a good kid.
-(TIRES SCREECH)
364
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,640
You believe that guy?
365
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,360
Billy?
366
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,800
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-Hello? Where'd you go?
367
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,120
-Lolo's party!
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
368
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,920
You gotta get over here, man!
369
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,800
It's slammin'! Yeah! Woo! Woo!
370
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,760
-Muy caliente! Super caliente! (LAUGHS)
-(PHONE BEEPS)
371
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,760
Sorry, dude, but your party
was pretty deadbeat.
372
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,200
I couldn't be seen there.
373
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,680
What happened to having the Cobra
in my corner?
374
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,200
Do you want me to get spanked
by a robot on national TV?
375
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,680
It would be kind of epic.
Anyway, I've got it wired now.
376
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,960
We need publicity, right?
377
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,240
Well, there's one guaranteed way
to do that.
378
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,400
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(ALARM RINGING)
379
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,400
Huh? What... what are you doing?
380
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,040
Lesson three, you want publicity,
you get arrested.
381
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,040
-It never failed for the Cobra.
-(POLICE SIRENS BLARING)
382
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,160
OFFICER: (OVER MEGAPHONE)
Freeze! Hands where I can see 'em!
383
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,440
Oh, cool, just like on TV! (CHUCKLES)
384
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,840
See what happens
when you break the law? Ah!
385
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,120
You are super-solitary,
code-blue, maximum-security grounded!
386
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,440
-But, Mom, it was just for publicity...
-(ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES)
387
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,840
Got any other brilliant ideas?
388
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,200
-Lesson four, we put on sombreros and...
-SPENCER: Billy! Billy, I'm kidding!
389
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,720
Your ideas are officially banned.
390
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,080
Okay, so I'm grounded.
I can work with that.
391
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,960
Yo, Beverly Heights...
392
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,400
the birds are hurting!
Don't be a hater, be a bird-lover!
393
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,040
Help 'em out and buy some candy!
394
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,200
I'm no hater! Hit me with some candy!
395
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,480
Don't worry, Spence. I got this.
396
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,320
-(SHRIEKS)
-(TRUCK ENGINE REVVING)
397
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,160
-(SHRIEKS)
-(REVVING CONTINUES)
398
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,840
-He's, uh, allergic to nuts.
-Well, that's it. I'm officially hosed.
399
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,440
Sorry, bro.
400
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,960
You know, the real tragedy here
is we let those birds down.
401
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,520
Right, Spence? Huh?
402
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,160
The birds will be fine.
403
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,360
They've been living in nests
for quite a while now.
404
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:53,400
Bird outside my window, sittin' on a tree
A tear in his eye
405
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,520
Singin' the blues for me...
406
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,360
-Those poor dudes.
-...He's got no home...
407
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,440
-It's so unfair. Wait!
-...To shelter his young...
408
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,960
-What am I saying? This is ridiculous.
-... No place to lay his weary head
409
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,000
-When the day is done
-But I'm still all busted up inside.
410
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,160
What is going on?
411
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,840
It's the power of music, man.
My music, to be exact.
412
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,200
-Wait a minute. That's it!
-Yeah! (GASPS)
413
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,480
Wait, what are we talking about?
414
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,120
SPENCER: Time to reach out
415
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,000
Time to help the birds
With a love so stro...
416
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,280
-Not pretty, huh?
-I think I can fix that for you, buddy.
417
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,000
Huh? Hey!
418
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,480
Time to help the birds
With a love so strong
419
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,760
Help a bird live, help a bird fly
420
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,560
Woo! Buy Spencer candy
And make a bird smile
421
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:53,480
Spencer's candy can make a bird smile
422
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,520
Help a bird live, help a bird fly
423
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:07,600
Candy from Spencer can make a bird smile
424
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,560
(SOBBING)
425
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,000
SPENCER: Woo!
426
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,880
PONZI: Good morning, bird-lovers.
427
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,080
Today, I have the pleasure of announcing
which student helped the birds the most.
428
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,960
-It's me! Yay! Winning!
-SPENCER: No.
429
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,360
-(LOLO GIGGLING)
-Losing. I sold mad candy! (SCOFFS)
430
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,040
Did you now? Well, guess what?
431
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,920
I got daddy to buy
the whole candy factory.
432
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,360
Which means I sold all the candy!
433
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,200
-(CHANTING) Go, Lolo! Go, Lolo! Go, Lolo!
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
434
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,080
What is it, Daddy? I'm busy gloating.
435
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,400
-(DADDY MUMBLING)
-Huh?
436
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,000
-You didn't buy the factory.
-(DADDY MUMBLING)
437
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,240
-Why?
-(DADDY MUMBLING)
438
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,880
Some song you heard
about the stupid birds?
439
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,160
-(DADDY MUMBLING)
-You're sending them all to college?
440
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,680
-(DADDY MUMBLING)
-You disappoint me, Daddy.
441
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,960
(CHANTING) Go, Spencer! Go, Spencer!
Go, Spencer! Go, Spencer!
442
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,160
(THUMPS)
443
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,520
(GROANS)
444
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,640
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
445
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,320
TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Losers on Parade!
Say hello to Lolo Calorie!
446
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,520
-(MUD SPLASHES)
-(MEWLS)
447
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,560
-(MEWLS) Gross!
-(PIGS SQUEAL)
448
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,280
(WHIMPERS)
449
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,720
-Yeah. (LAUGHS)
-Yeah. (LAUGHS)
450
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,000
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
451
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,170
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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