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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,200 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,800 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,720 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,840 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,120 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,840 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 8 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,080 Okay, check this out, zambronis! 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,720 -(GRUNTS) -(REVERBERATION) 10 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,720 -(FAN WHIRS) -Wow! How are you doing that? 11 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,560 Ah, it's his new ghost thing, making stuff move with his mind. 12 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:52,880 -(GRUNTS) -(REVERBERATION) 13 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,040 (FAN WHIRS) 14 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,160 -(BOTH SCREAM) -(AIR WHISTLES) 15 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,440 SPENCER: Billy! 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,000 Midterms are in two days, 17 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,160 and I have about ten days of studying to do! 18 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,720 (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING) 19 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:10,600 Ay, ay, ya-ay! I am el Principal Ponzi! 20 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,480 Good luck on el midtermos. I hope you do well. 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,360 Because if you flunk them, you will be expelled! 22 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,200 Aren't people supposed to be quiet in a library? 23 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,400 Normally, yes. But I read a study saying, music helps you concentrate. 24 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,400 I'm trying to help you prepare for your midterms. 25 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,040 It would be such a shame. 26 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:33,600 if you flunked them, and had to leave school forever! 27 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,760 -(BOTH LAUGH) -(REVERBERATION) 28 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,280 (LAUGHS, SQUAWKS) 29 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,520 (SQUAWKING) 30 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,120 -Lorenzo! -(LORENZO SQUEAKS) 31 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,400 -(GASPS) -Huh? 32 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,280 Ah, Lorenzo! (THUMPS) 33 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,800 -(PONZI GROANING) -(CHUCKLES) 34 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,640 PONZI: Attention! 35 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,640 -(COUGHS) -I have just received a report 36 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,040 that a swarm of locusts are headed this way! 37 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:03,520 Please, evacuate. 38 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,280 We'll start with those whose last names begin with a "W"! 39 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,120 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 40 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,280 Sit down, Wozniak. I don't need a stampede here. 41 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,200 Man, that Ponzi's a real jerk chicken. 42 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,640 Doesn't he know you have midterms to study for? 43 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:18,920 Of course he knows! 44 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,680 That's why he's doing this. So, I'll flunk, and he can kick me out! 45 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,240 Wow! That's pretty smart! 46 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,920 Yeah? Well, not as smart as this. Observe. 47 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,880 (KEYPAD DIALING) 48 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,600 Yeah, he... Uh, yes. Hello? Superintendent Marshall? 49 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,760 I'm a concerned parent calling about Principal Ponzi. 50 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,720 He's been acting very strangely lately. I think you need to send someone over 51 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:44,960 to the school to keep an eye on him. Why don't we say, till midterms are over? 52 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,480 You've been expecting this call for years? Figures! 53 00:02:55,840 --> 00:03:02,600 -(REVERBERATION) -(LOCKERS CREAK, CLANK) 54 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:06,960 Attention! This is an alien invasion drill! 55 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,160 (GROANS) 56 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,760 Everyone outside! We just need to go over a few hundred steps 57 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:19,240 for alien preparedness. Number one, the thought-screen helmet. 58 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,720 This prevents aliens... 59 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,600 -(CAT MEOWS) -...from penetrating your thoughts 60 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,720 -and manipulating your... Huh? -(TIRES SCREECH) 61 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,720 (TIRES SCREECH) 62 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:30,720 Walter Minator. To what do I owe the displeasure? 63 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,960 The displeasure's all mine, Ponzi. 64 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,040 The superintendent heard, you went off the deep end. 65 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,800 -So, he sent me here to check it out. -Uh... 66 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:44,360 Sir, it's not true! Principal Ponzi really cares about his students. 67 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,920 In fact, he was just telling me how to prepare for an alien invasion. 68 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,480 Alien invasion, huh? I've heard enough. 69 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,120 Ponzi, you're on leave, effective immediately! 70 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,920 Don't be ridiculous. Who's gonna run this place? 71 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:03,280 The superintendent has empowered me to name your replacement, and I have. Me. 72 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,280 -(GASPS) -(GLASSES SHATTER) 73 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,160 Greetings, students. My name is Mr. Minator. 74 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:20,320 And I'll be your new principal. It is my intention 75 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,440 -to restore order here and... -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 76 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,920 (GIRL MUMBLING) 77 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,280 Oh, not much. Just listening to some boring guy. 78 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,480 (CLEARS THROAT) Cell phone use is hereby banned! 79 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,640 (CELL PHONE CRUNCHES) 80 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:35,720 Uh, excuse me. My parents are, like, super-rich. So, I can do whatever I want. 81 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:40,560 Well, I'm super-rich, too. My great-grandfather invented the receipt! 82 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,920 So, I can do whatever I want. 83 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,640 Sure, I could've bought my own country, and crowned myself emperor. 84 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,200 But instead, I chose the path of discipline. 85 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,120 Why? One man. 86 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,760 Legendary school administrator, Lemuel P. Gompers! 87 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,720 An inspiring man who once said, 88 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,280 "Strict discipline is the only way to do things." Dismissed! 89 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:03,760 (FOOTSTEPS PATTER) 90 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,240 I don't know about this guy. 91 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,200 Ah, you worry too much. He's probably all talk. 92 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,800 -(GRUNTS, GROWLS) -(LAUGHS) 93 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,880 -Huh? -(MUSIC PLAYING) 94 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,720 (OBJECTS CLATTER) 95 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:30,120 -Dismissed! -(STUDENTS SCREAM) 96 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,640 (REVERBERATION) 97 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,520 (GRUNTS) Um, hey, Spence. But... but I just wanna... 98 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,960 Look, I don't wanna be a tool bag, but midterms are tomorrow. 99 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,320 ...warn you that Kleet is coming. (SCREAMS) 100 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,240 -(THUMPS) -(SPENCER GROANS) 101 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:57,200 -That's for getting Ponzi fired. -I'm late for a, uh, conference call. Bye! 102 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,440 That new guy is a bully! 103 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,840 You know what it's like to deal with a guy like that? 104 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,360 Yeah. I think I may have some idea. 105 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,800 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 106 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,200 Hey, Professor! Check it out! 107 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,520 It's an entry about me in the encyclopedia! 108 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,680 Your real name is Baruch Cohen? 109 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:18,120 It's Baruch! I mean, where did they get that from? (CHUCKLES) 110 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:23,280 -Hey! Would you please leave me alone? -Who were you speaking to? 111 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,960 -It's kinda hard to explain. -Because it was a ghost? 112 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,440 -Huh? -I happen to be 113 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,200 something of a ghost hunting enthusiast! We're gonna get rid of this pest! 114 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,640 As Lemuel P. Gompers used to say, "Ghosts are bad because they're scary!" 115 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,280 That's nice of you, but I really have to study for my midterms. 116 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:44,400 Which you'll do far more effectively in a ghost-free environment. Come on! 117 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,160 -(SNIFFS) -Hey! 118 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,440 -What reeks? -That'll be the cheese poncho. 119 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,920 Minator's bright idea. It's supposed to scare away ghosts. 120 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,120 Not this ghost! 121 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:01,560 (HUMS, CHOMPS) Mm! 122 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,960 -Mm-hmm. -You know, you scare me sometimes. 123 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,120 Of course he does. He's a ghost. But I'll take care of him! 124 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,560 Ghost locator spray! I got it on the Internet. 125 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,920 Ghost locator spray? You got scammed, pal. 126 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,240 -Or maybe you didn't. -Ghost net! Came with the spray. 127 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,000 Hold this, while I tie him up with some phantom rope! 128 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,120 That was extra, but I'm glad I went for it. 129 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,520 -He's getting away! -Huh? 130 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:35,120 -I said, "he's getting away." -(GASPS) Oh, right. 131 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,480 (GRUNTS) What... 132 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:42,480 -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -Don't worry. This ghost is toast! 133 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:43,640 (SIGHS) 134 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,680 Hey, stow the books, bronard. The Wi-Fri is a no-study zone. 135 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:53,360 Yeah, but it's the only place I can get away from that lunatic, Minator. 136 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,080 Ah. You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Ponzi. 137 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,960 -Welcome to the Wi-Fri. -(YELPS) 138 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,600 My name is Glen. What can I get you? 139 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,360 Yes, hello, Glen! I'd like the melon-mango-mucho-mojo, please. 140 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,600 -Mr. Ponzi! What are you doing here? -What do you think, birdseed's free? 141 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,240 -I got bills to pay. -(LORENZO SQUAWKS) 142 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,040 -How's Minator doing? -That guy's a nightmare! 143 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:19,120 Yeah! Everybody hates him even more than... (YELPS) Hey! 144 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,000 Yeah, he's, uh, he's not well-liked. 145 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,560 Doesn't surprise me. Always quoting that Gompers fool. 146 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,760 I swear, if Gompers had told him, he was a chicken, 147 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,000 he'd probably lay an egg. 148 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,880 Mr. Ponzi, I'll make you a deal. If I get you your old job back, 149 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,600 will you promise not to give me a hard time anymore? 150 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,000 -When have I ever given you a hard time? -(SCOFFS) 151 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,680 Fine, fine! You've got a deal. 152 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,160 Yeah, anyways, chop-chop on that smoothie, Glen. 153 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,120 Man, the service here really has gone downhill. 154 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,840 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 155 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,520 Ah! Spencer! Just the man I was looking for! 156 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,240 I think I know how we can catch that ghost. 157 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,440 Okay, but in the meantime, I wanted to give you this spirit hat. 158 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,720 It will protect you from the ghost. 159 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,800 I figure he's pretty ticked off at you for trying to catch him. 160 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,000 Good thinking. Everyone needs a spirit hat. 161 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,240 As Lemuel P. Gompers always said, "It..." Huh? 162 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,840 -(BILLY HOWLING) -(YELPS) 163 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,040 -Good day, Walter. -(QUIVERS) 164 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:19,280 Lemuel P. Gompers! Is it really you? I'm humbled to be in your presence. 165 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,680 Yeah, you should be. I'm pretty great. 166 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,040 This is the ghost that's been haunting you? 167 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,880 This is the greatest moment in my life! 168 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,600 Please tell me, Sir, what are you doing here? 169 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,800 (CHUCKLES) Good question. What am I doing here? 170 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,480 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) You remember what you told me earlier? 171 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,600 That the only way your soul could find peace 172 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,160 was to continue your work as a school administrator? 173 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,360 Oh, right! The only way my soul could find peace 174 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,720 was to do that thing that you just said. Yeah. 175 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,360 This is a dream come true. We can work together! 176 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,680 Oh, how these halls will echo with the sounds of discipline! 177 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:59,760 No! I've got things covered here. I'm sending you to Antarctica. 178 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:03,880 -The schools there are out of control. -Are there high schools there? 179 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:10,120 Uh, I need you to go and find out! Yeah! And I need you to get Ponzi back here. 180 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,080 He has much to learn from me. 181 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,240 (STOMPS) Yes, Sir. I'll speak to the superintendent. 182 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:20,600 Good! (CHUCKLES) Then we're done here. Lemuel T. Gompers out! 183 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,440 "T"? I thought it was "P," for Pittsnoggle. 184 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,720 (BOTH GASP) 185 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,320 Are you sassing me? 186 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,680 -No, Sir. -Good. 187 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,880 Hey, wanna see me move stuff with my mind? 188 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,640 -(GRUNTS) -(REVERBERATION) 189 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,880 You won't be needing this in Antarctica. 190 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:44,640 Okay! Thank you, Mr. Gompers. (CHUCKLES) He needs his rest. 191 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,200 We don't wanna overdo it. 192 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,600 (SIGHS) Sweet, sweet study time. 193 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,240 Huh. Never thought I'd say that. 194 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,360 -Mr. Wright! -(YELPS) 195 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,120 Just the man I was looking for. 196 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,280 According to my records, you haven't completed 197 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:09,360 the mandatory woodshop safety seminar. Let's go. 198 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,600 But you promised to leave me alone! 199 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:18,000 True, but I was under duress at the time. As such, the promise is not binding. 200 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,480 -(SQUAWKS) -(YELPS) 201 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,840 -(REVERBERATION) -(PONZI YELPS) 202 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,400 What in the world? (SCREAMS) 203 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,960 (CHUCKLES) Looks like I finally got the kinks worked out. 204 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,400 Hey, Spence! Check out your old man's new kicks! 205 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,600 -(GASPS) -HUGH: Genuine fake crocodile skin! 206 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,520 Uh, nice, Dad. Didn't mom say, you're not allowed to buy clothes 207 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:51,840 -when she's out of town? -Hey, your pop is his own man! 208 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,920 Though maybe we should make this our little secret? 209 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,800 (BOTTLES CLINK) 210 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:02,520 -(SOBS) My babies! -They seem a little snug. (GROANS) 211 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:08,520 Hmm. Guess they need a little breaking in. And I know just the thing! 212 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:13,160 One, two, look at my shoe Three, four, stamp on the floor! 213 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,440 Dude, I know you like boots, but this is strange. 214 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,400 You don't understand, Brometheus. They remind me of Wendy. 215 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:27,560 -Ew! You dated some weird looking girls. -Wendy was my miniature crocodile. 216 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,320 She was the most bestest pet I ever had. 217 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:34,360 But once I became, you know, ghost-ified, the zoo took her away. 218 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,960 Oh, Wendy. Papa never meant to let you go. 219 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:42,400 He misses you so much. (CRIES) Wendy! 220 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,000 Turn off the waterworks, Billy. We're gonna get Wendy back. 221 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,920 -Really? Can we do that? -I... I don't like to see a buddy in pain. 222 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,120 All right! A zoo breakout! 223 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,440 We're gonna need some camouflage jumpsuits, 224 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,240 night-vision goggles, snacks, in case we get hungry. 225 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,040 -That's not exactly what I had in mind. -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 226 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,480 -Can we have the snacks anyway? -Hmm. 227 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,800 And I know it would've meant a lot to Billy 228 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,320 for Wendy to come home, where she belongs. 229 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,480 (ZOO MANAGER MUMBLING) 230 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,600 Yeah, I have a degree in miniature crocodile studies, 231 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,840 -so... -(ZOO MANAGER MUMBLING) 232 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,720 Oh, sure. Yeah, I know how to take care of her. Mm-hmm. 233 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,960 -So, you'll drop Wendy off this afternoon? -Ah! 234 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,240 -Oh! -That's great! 235 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,360 -(KEYPAD DIALING) -(SCATTING) 236 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,800 Hi, honey! How's the girls' weekend going? 237 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:39,560 Great! Jessica has such a way with animals. 238 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,200 -(GROWLS) -(GRUNTS) 239 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,880 So, guess what? Spencer's got a girlfriend! 240 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,640 -(JANE LAUGHS) -She's coming over today! 241 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:56,920 -(JANE SQUEALS) -Now, what can I do to make it special? 242 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,400 Leave them alone? 243 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:04,640 I know! A barbecue! No, a barbe-Hugh! Gotta run, honey! Bye! 244 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,000 -(CELL PHONE BEEPS) -Oh. 245 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,240 -(THUMPS) -(BEAR GROWLS) 246 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,840 Anybody else want some? 247 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,040 -(MOOSE BELLOWS) -(BIRD CHIRPS) 248 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,920 -(VAN ENGINE REVS) -(TIRES SCREECH) 249 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:21,840 -BILLY: My girl! -(WENDY PURRS) 250 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,720 I thought you said, she was a mini-crocodile. 251 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 Was when I had her. 252 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,160 You sure she wasn't just a baby crocodile? 253 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,600 -Ah, mini, baby, what's the diff? -(WENDY GRUNTS) 254 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:35,200 -Point is she's seriously cute. -(WENDY GROWLS) 255 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,800 Huh! Guess she's kind of shy. 256 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:48,800 -(BILLY BABBLES) -(WENDY GROWLS) 257 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,840 What are we gonna do with this thing? She's a beast! (SIGHS) 258 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,600 Hey! I know exactly what we're gonna do with her. 259 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,000 We're gonna make some awesome monster movies! 260 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:05,440 Hold up there, M. Bro Shyamalan. My baby's a princess, not a movie prop. 261 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,160 Oh, come on! You owe me! I'm the one who got her here! 262 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,600 Stay away from my princess! 263 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,160 -Spence? You down here? -Oh, no. My dad's gonna freak. 264 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,520 Hey! Thought I'd come and say hi to Wendy. 265 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,240 Huh? You know about her? 266 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:26,160 Couldn't help overhearing you on the phone, player. (CHUCKLES) 267 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,800 So, you're okay with having her in the house? 268 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,040 Okay? I'm delighted! And so is your mother. 269 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,800 I thought I'd do a little barbecue to welcome her. 270 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,320 -(WENDY GROWLS) -Does she like steak? 271 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,200 -She'll eat six or seven. -Sure. Put her down for seven. 272 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,840 Seven steaks? Oh, okay. Nothing wrong with a girl... 273 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,600 -(WENDY GROWLING) -...with a big appetite! 274 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,360 -(THUDDING) -(GROWLING) 275 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,840 Don't worry, Wendy. Lunch will be ready soon! 276 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,040 Gotta hand it to the Hugh-ster. 277 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,440 He's pretty chill about having a croc in the casa. 278 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,720 Truth. Good thing she's in the crate, though, 279 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,360 'cause I think all that meat on his apron was making her go nuts. 280 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,880 -(WENDY GROWLS) -(CRATE CLANGS) 281 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,280 (YELPS) 282 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:27,200 I'm barbecuing tonight Everything will be all right 283 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,400 I'm basting my meat And that will be really neat 284 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,120 -Hey, where's Wendy? -That's what I'm wondering, too. 285 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,080 (WENDY GROWLS) 286 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,800 -Dad! Run! (GRUNTS) It's Wendy! -(WATER SPLASHES) 287 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh! Your old man's not that embarrassing, 288 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,000 -is he? -(SPENCER SCREAMS) 289 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:54,080 -(GROWLS) -(GRUNTS) 290 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,040 Hey! Be gentle with my princess! 291 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,760 -(THUMPS) -She'll devour him! (YELPS) 292 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,200 -We're all gonna devour 'em. -(WENDY GROWLS) 293 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,520 But they need at least five minutes a side. 294 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,920 -(PATTERING) -(GROWLS) 295 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,800 -Rain, huh? Guess we'll eat indoors. -(GROWLS) 296 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,240 (GRUNTS) 297 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,240 -Bad girl, Wendy. No teething. -(WATER SPLASHES) 298 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,280 Think I'll sneak a little nappy-nap while these babies cool. 299 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,720 (SNORES) 300 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,360 -(WATER SPLASHES) -(WENDY GROWLS) 301 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,200 So, right about now I'm thinkin' 302 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,480 that having a two-ton crocodile around the house isn't the greatest idea. 303 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,040 -Seriously? Why? -(WENDY GROWLS) 304 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:47,800 -(SNORES) -(WENDY GROWLS) 305 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,120 Come on. Come on. There you go, Wendy, there you go. 306 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,120 (GROWLS) 307 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,840 Steak time! 308 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:03,960 (WENDY PANTS, WHINES) 309 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,760 (GROWLS) 310 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,240 -(THUMPS) -(DOOR CLANGS) 311 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,560 (DRILL WHIRS) 312 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,040 -(HAMMERING) -(CHAINS RATTLE) 313 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,400 -(GRUNTS) -(LOCK CLICKS) 314 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,360 -Listen, bromigo. -(WENDY GROWLING) 315 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,480 You don't have to send her back. 316 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,920 I've spoken to her about eating the Hugh-man, 317 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,920 -and she totally gets that it's not cool. -(WENDY GROWLING) 318 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,600 Look, I know you love Wendy, 319 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,360 but I can't risk having my dad turned into lunch meat. 320 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,200 She has to go back. Okay? 321 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,440 Okay. 322 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,000 -(CLATTERING) -Good. I'm gonna go call the zoo. 323 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:43,760 I'll stay here. I just wanna say my goodbyes. (SOBS) 324 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,360 -(WENDY GROWLS) -Don't worry, babycakes. 325 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,320 I'm not gonna let the bad men come and take you away. 326 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,840 I lost you once, and I'm not gonna lose you again. 327 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,160 (CHAINS RATTLE) 328 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,480 -(WENDY GROWLS) -(YELPS) 329 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,600 -(ELEVATOR WHIRRING, DINGS) -The zoo van will be here soon. 330 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,720 -(SCREAMS) -I know you're mad, 331 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:15,400 but once you get to know her better, you'll totally be on my side about this. 332 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,480 -Where is she? -Don't worry. She's completely safe. 333 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,000 SPENCER: I'm not worried about her, drill bit! 334 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,120 I'm worried about my dad! Show me where she is! 335 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,200 I would, but you didn't use the magic word. 336 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:34,040 Please show me where she is, you annoying nut job! 337 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,480 That's better. This way. 338 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,160 -(SPENCER GROANS) -The Freaky Tiki room 339 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,240 was always her favorite place in the house. 340 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:49,520 We used to play in the waterfall, and I'd let her nibble on my... toes. 341 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,560 Someone took Wendy! Croc-nappers! 342 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,720 (WENDY GROWLS) 343 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:09,160 Hmm. T-bone. Not now, honey. I'm having the greatest meat dream. 344 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Oh? 345 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,320 -(GROWLS) -(SCREAMS) 346 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,800 -Dad! -My girl! 347 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,280 -(WENDY GROWLS) -(BILLY COOS) 348 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:24,040 Here, Spencer! There's a monster on the loose! Save yourself! 349 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,040 -And get Wendy out of here! -I'm trying! 350 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,480 (GROWLS) 351 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:38,120 Huh! The kid's a natural high-jumper. Almost as good as I was. 352 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,240 -(WENDY GROWLS) -I got it! 353 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,800 (ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS) 354 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,960 Wendy loves the Cobra tunes. This'll make her gentle as a lamb. 355 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,800 (ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS) 356 00:20:55,040 --> 00:21:00,440 (SCRATCHES) 357 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:06,360 (ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS) 358 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:11,680 (WENDY WHINES) 359 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,560 (BILLY GROANS) 360 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,400 -(WENDY GRUNTS) -(OBJECTS CLATTER) 361 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,120 -(CRATE CLANGS) -(ELEVATOR WHIRS, DINGS) 362 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,000 -Guess her musical tastes have changed. -Not funny, bro. 363 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:31,080 -(WENDY WHIMPERS) -I'm sorry, man. But she's gotta go back. 364 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,760 Hey, I got no problem with that. Me and Wendy are history. 365 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,320 (GASPS) 366 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,880 (CRIES) 367 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,480 I'll come see you every day. 368 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,480 -(VAN HORN HONKS) -(TIRES SCREECH) 369 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,600 -(WENDY WHIMPERS) -(VAN DOOR SHUTS) 370 00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:00,320 (VAN ENGINE REVS) 371 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,120 (CRIES) 372 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,240 -Wendy leaving so soon? -Uh, didn't work out. 373 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,680 -Sorry, Son. Chin up. There'll be others. -I don't think so, Dad. 374 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,720 Sure there will. Good lookin', high jumpin' kid like you? 375 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:24,080 Bye, Wendy! Sorry about lunch! And the crazy crocodile attack! 376 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,240 (SOBS) 377 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:30,200 Maybe it's as well. Between you and me, she seemed a little temperamental. 378 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,240 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 379 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,120 MALE VOICE: Yes! 30607

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