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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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TV HOST: Hello, TV viewers,
and welcome to today's game!
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-Let's get started.
-(MUNCHES LOUDLY)
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What legendary pop star had over
a dozen number one hits
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-before the age of fifteen?
-(BILLY MUNCHING)
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Oh! I know that one! Wait!
It's on the tip of my tongue.
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It's me! (LAUGHS)
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Hey Spen-pal, check it out!
Your bestest bro is a trivia question!
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One sec, Billy.
Just gotta finish editing this movie.
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And here's a clue, contestants.
One of his early hits was "Best Day Ever".
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-(TIMER TICKS)
-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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AUDIENCE: Aw!
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TV HOST:
The correct answer was... Billy Joe Cobra.
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(CONTESTANTS SHRUG AUDIBLY)
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Oh, come on, you chuckleheads!
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"Best Day Ever"!
Number one for thirty-six weeks!
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You people have no culture!
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(SHOUTS)
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-(GIRLS SCREAM)
-(AUDIENCE SCREAMING)
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Billy Joe Cobra!
Number one for thirty-six weeks!
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, Spence! Mind if I check the weather?
I'm going golfing and your mom says
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-I need to bring a sweater.
-Sure, Dad. Whatever.
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What are you doing, gumbro?
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Your old man breaks every computer
he touches, remember?
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Dad, no!
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-(MOUSE CLICKING)
-(SPARKS)
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-Huh?
-(CLANGING, POWERS DOWN)
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Don't worry. A few minutes in my workshop
and this baby'll be good as new!
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(CHUCKLES)
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-My Yoofie is toast!
-Your who-sie is what-sie?
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Yoofie, as in "Young Filmmaker Award."
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I was working on my entry
for the competition
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when my dad fried my computer!
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So? It's a do-over. No sweatpants.
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The deadline is today!
I can't remake that movie in a day!
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-It took me weeks.
-You're slow-mo.
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Back in the day, we used to make
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a whole music videos
during our lunch breaks.
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Uh, dude, I've seen your music videos.
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They look like they were made
during your bathroom breaks.
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Yeah, well, they won awards.
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That's right, they did.
Billy, you're a genius!
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I can knock out a video today
and enter it
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into the music video category.
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(CHUCKLES) And I've got the perfect song
for ya! "Best Day Ever"!
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(LAUGHS) It's gonna score you a Yoofie
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and school the kids of today
on what good music is!
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It's a total win-win!
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So, I was thinking that my character
should have a cool accent, huh?
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What do you think?
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You don't have any lines.
It's a music video.
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(MEOWS)
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-Fine, you can have an accent.
-Yes!
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(WITH ACCENT)
Excuse me, I no speak-a so good,
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but you are beautiful, cool man.
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-Huh?
-(SCREAMS)
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Ready to try one, Dad?
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You betcha, son! I'll do whatever
it takes to make this up to you.
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SPENCER: Action!
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-(GROANS)
-(SCREAMS)
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-Whoa! No! Cut! Cut! Cut!
-Wait. Cut!
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What's the problem? Something break?
Hugh's your man!
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Uh, everything's fine, Dad.
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Okay, let's take five, everybody.
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Dude, you're totally missing
the point of the song.
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It's called "Best Day Ever".
It's not about zombies!
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It's about girls and sunshine,
and big yachts and money.
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That's what all your songs are about.
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Oh, come on! Name one other
song of mine that's like that.
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I don't know.
How about "Big Yachts and Money"?
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Okay, you win this round.
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To me, "Best Day Ever" is about the day
the zombies attack.
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All of humanity is on the verge of being
wiped out,
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but one man...
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rises up and destroys
the brain-eating undead
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and saves the world.
That's the best day ever!
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Oh, I see.
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Nope. Nope, no, I don't.
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-Come on, you can't say that!
-Make your stupid video! I'm out.
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I'll make my own video
and win my own Yoofie.
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-Ha!
-You, making a film?
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Oh, that is something I'd like to see.
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Well, you're not gonna.
'Cause you're banned from my set!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-Okay, all right. Break time's over.
-(SCREECHES, CRASHES)
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Let's try it again
from the zombie's entrance.
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(BABBLES, GROWLS)
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-SPENCER: Rajeev?
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Perfect!
-SPENCER: Rajeev, what's the deal?
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We've only got a few hours
to make this video.
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I need you on the set!
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What can I say? Everybody wants
a piece of the Jeevster!
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Hey! You were banned, remember?
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Come on, Rajeev. Do you really
wanna work with a guy
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who calls you stuff like
"lame sauce and a bag of chips"?
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Hey, I never said that!
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-Well, not to your face, anyway.
-The horror! We're done here.
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Fine! Go back to being zombie bait.
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Nothing can separate
true friends like us, huh, Spence?
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Yeah. Too bad.
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Guess you're gonna miss
your love scene with Lolo-Calorie, then.
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Lolo's gonna be in your video?
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-(PHONE BEEPING)
-We're in negotiations.
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He's bluffing!
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Check this out, you guys.
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I just got an offer to star
in a music video by a famous director.
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-Is it legit?
-LOLO: ‘Course not, puffbrain.
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They're shooting it at Spencer's house!
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He's probably making something
for his MeTube and wants me to think
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-he's a famous director. What a tool!
-So, you're not gonna do it?
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Wrong. I could use some new vids of me
looking cool for my fan page.
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(BEEPS, VIBRATES)
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-And Lolo is in.
-(HOOTS)
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(PHONE VIBRATES, BEEPS)
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-And so are the Soapies.
-All right!
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Fine! But don't come crawling back.
I'm replacing you!
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But who could replace the Jeevster?
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Excuse me, man.
Can somebody sign for this?
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-Don't I need a costume or something?
-No time. Just get in there!
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-I've never acted before.
-Don't act, just react, okay?
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Whatever happens,
just do what comes naturally.
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Okay, here we go!
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-And... action!
-(CAMERA BEEPING)
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(GROWLS)
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-Could you sign here?
-SPENCER: Cut! What was that?
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-It came naturally.
-(GROANS)
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Okay, we're here!
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Where's Spence... I mean,
the "famous director"?
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Uh, he prefers to keep out of sight
while directing. He's very eccentric.
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-Just give her the deets on the scene.
-Uh, okay.
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So, in the first scene,
we're all just hanging out,
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dancin' and chillaxin',
just like we always do.
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We never do that.
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-Well, maybe we should start because...
-Rajeev!
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Okay, okay. Let's roll it!
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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CAMERA BEEPING)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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-Cut! What are you doing?
-I'm being fly and you're into me.
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-In your dreams!
-No, in your script!
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No one's gonna buy this.
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RAJEEV: Huh...
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SPENCER:
Okay, this next scene is the big climax.
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The zombie corners you.
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It looks like the end,
but you have other ideas, like...
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Like telling him how he could save money
with second-day delivery?
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No! For the last time,
you're not a delivery guy.
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The uniform says different, chief.
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No! You're not a delivery guy!
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-(PANTING, GROANING)
-Yes, I am.
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Psst, don't worry, son.
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I've got an idea that's gonna make
this take "the one".
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Just make it work, okay?
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-Rolling! And... action!
-(CAMERA BEEPS)
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-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
-(SCREAMS)
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(SPENCER GROANS)
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(CRACKING)
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You're a loser and dancing with babes
is your fantasy!
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Works for me.
As long as we're together, baby.
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(SCREAMS)
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Nobody move!
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(GASPS, EXHALES)
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-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(ALL SCREAM)
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(GIRLS SCREAM)
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Huh, I should have known this would be
total amateur hour.
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Come on, girls, we're through here.
Let's go get our hair done.
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Lolo! Wait! I love the wet look!
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Well, son, looks like I'll never
be able to make things up to you.
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But hey, that kind of disappointment
is part of being a parent.
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Better fix that glass
before your mom gets home.
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-Think you dropped this, dude.
-Huh? (SCREAMS)
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-What's going on?
-(TIRES SCREECH, ENGINE REVS)
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Well... (SIGHS) ...looks like I won't be
taking home a Yoofie this year.
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Yeah, and I guess those chuckleheads
won't get to know about the Cobra.
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Anyway, it's more fun when we
make movies together, right?
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Truthin'.
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-Buds. (CHUCKLES)
-Buds. (CHUCKLES)
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You know, too bad I didn't finish my vid,
'cause some of my shots were epic, man.
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Yeah, mine, too.
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Hey, maybe it's not too late
to win that Yoofie.
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(CASH REGISTER DING)
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(LAPTOPS BEEPS)
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(LAPTOP BEEPS)
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(LAPTOP BEEPS)
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(LAPTOP BEEPS)
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We are done!
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(NOTIFICATION SOUND)
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Hey! It's an e-mail
from the Young Filmmakers Competition.
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-What?
-Whoa! We won a Yoofie!
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-(CHEERS) Ha-ha!
-All right! Yeah!
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Can't say I'm surprised, though.
I knew we'd get Best Music Video!
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-Uh, we didn't.
-What?
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We won for Most Bizarre Comedy Short.
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-Great! Ha-ha!
-Yeah!
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-BILLY: Yoofie! Yoofie! Yoofie! Yoofie!
-(SPENCER LAUGHS)
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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SPENCER: No. No!
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(GROANS) No!
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Bro, why you stressin'?
It's just a yearbook photo.
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Because every year I end up looking
like a total toolbar.
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That was the year I shot
First Zombie on the Sun.
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This was the year my mom was reading
Extreme Knitting for Dummies for the Soul.
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And that was the year my dad tried
to launch his own satellite,
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so he wouldn't have to pay for cable.
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Yeah, I get it. But what's the big deezy?
Nobody ever looks at these things.
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Oh see, now you gotta think ahead.
When I'm a big-time director,
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people are gonna be digging up
old photos of me all the time.
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I don't wanna look like a jackmonkey.
(CHUCKLES)
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Say no more, brotunda.
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Say hello to your new photo stylist.
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Lesson number one. You wanna be a star,
you gotta dress like one.
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Feast your eyes!
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I know it's gonna be hard to choose.
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Yeah, for real.
Do I want to look totally bizarre...
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or just a little weird?
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Uh...
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Billy, I can't wear this stuff.
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-I mean, come on! A fur coat?
-Not just any fur coat, my friend.
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That baby's woven from real werewolf hair!
(CHUCKLES)
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-(ROARS)
-Now, when you say "real" werewolf...
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Hmm?
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Never mind.
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Ooh. Why is it all sticky?
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, might be a little ectoplasm.
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I still like to wear it when
I'm feeling a little...
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you know, fashion-y.
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(HOWLING)
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, yeah, I can totally see me in this.
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"Hey, everyone, just here
for the class photo.
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"Don't mind
the full-length werewolf coat."
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(GROANS, GASPS)
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-It's stuck.
-Come here.
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-(GROANS)
-Ow! (GROANS)
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That felt like it was pulling my skin!
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Huh?
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(SCREAMS) I'm a werewolf!
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How cool is that? (CHUCKLES)
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Wait. Class photo.
Not cool at all.
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Billy, you gotta do something.
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Not to worry, dude-slacks.
Back in the pop star days
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I did a lot of shirtless videos
where the director wanted the smooth look.
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-Is this gonna hurt?
-Compared to what?
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(SPENCER SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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-Hmm.
-Spencer! Are you okay?
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Everyone, stay back!
I told you we had raccoons!
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-Get outta here! Get! Get!
-Dad, Dad, Dad, it's me!
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-The raccoon ate Spencer!
-(GASPS)
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-Hi-yah!
-(WHIMPERS)
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(GROANS)
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-Give me back my brother, you big rat!
-Jessica, stop!
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-It's me, Spencer!
-(GASPS)
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-(LAUGHS)
-(GROANS)
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Boy, manhood sure came on fast.
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Looks like we need a father-son
shaving session.
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-Now, the key is to go with the grain.
-(BUZZES)
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-All right.
-(BUZZES)
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Yow-za! That's a quick-growing beard.
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All us Wrights have a little
of the mountain man in us!
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Wait here! Let me go get your mom.
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Hey Brodog, have you tried
a higher setting?
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(REVS)
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-(LAUGHS) Hmm.
-Ha-hey.
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That is one tough beard.
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This thick head of hair is a gift!
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Ooh, we have to embrace it.
Sculpt it!
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Tada! What do you think? (CHUCKLES)
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A fashion do.
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Just in time for your
school photo tomorrow.
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How am I gonna explain this
when I'm a famous director?
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-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-(LAUGHTER)
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Careful, he might be rabid.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(KEYS RATTLING)
-(SCREAMS)
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-(ALARM BUZZING, BEEPS)
-(TEETH CHATTER)
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, thank you! Thank you!
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Best Shirtless Performance In a Music...
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Dude, I had the craziest dream.
You had this fur coat,
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and when I put it on
I turned into a werewolf.
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Crazy stuff, my man. (CHUCKLES)
Wait. I had the same dream.
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-Weird.
-Weird.
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So, what do you think I should
wear for Picture Day?
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How about...
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Wait. Picture Day?
That was in my dream, too.
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Yeah! Mine, too.
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-Weird!
-Weird!
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So, like, anyway,
I was on the set the other day...
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I had a pedicure done.
You think that's gonna show up?
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BOY: So, my mom was, like,
"You'll smile?" And I'm like,
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"Mom, no way,"
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and she's like, "Way." And I'm like, "No."
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Mr. Wright, you look like a filthy animal.
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Need I remind you it's Picture Day?
Comb your hair!
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You're the boss, Ponzu sauce.
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-What?
-I mean, uh, yes, sir.
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Today we'll be starting
a unit on astronomy.
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Sweet!
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And what better place to start
than with our nearest neighbor, the moon.
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The moon has been explored
in great depth...
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-SPENCER: Huh?
-...thanks to powerful telescopes,
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as well as the six...
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-(STRAINED) Billy?
-...manned missions to the moon.
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I have a surprise for you.
Genuine moon rocks!
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Cool!
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(WHIMPERS)
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-(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
-Huh?
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Hey, what's the hurry, bro-bro dancer?
You're missing the moon rocks!
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Dude, that was no dream.
I really am a werewolf!
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-(GASPS)
-Hey, you there!
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Hairy kid! Why aren't you in class?
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Oh, you're in big trouble now, furball.
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There's gotta be an antidote.
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You've wasted a good part of your life
watching werewolf movies.
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You must've seen something.
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Nope. That's the thing about werewolfism.
It's irre...(HOWLS) ...versible.
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You should totally shave your initials
into your face.
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How fresh would that be? All right!
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Wait a minute.
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There is one movie.
Scent of a... (HOWLS) ...A Werewolf! Yeah!
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The guy in that movie mixes a potion
and turns back into a human.
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PRINCIPAL PONZI:
You think this is over, furball?
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Oh, it's far from over! Your pelt is mine!
(LAUGHING)
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Okay, I need you guys
to get me some ingredients.
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-(BOTH GASP)
-I'll take care the Ponzinator.
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(SCREAMS)
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What in the world?
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Why do I get the sneaking suspicion
Spencer Wright
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and his so-called "special effects"
have something to do with this?
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(GROANS) Heel, wiggy!
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Wha... (PANTS)
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(WHISTLES)
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(GROANS, SHOUTS)
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All right, Shanila!
Four sprigs of nightshade?
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Couldn't find nightshade.
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But they had this parsley
in the cafeteria.
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Jeevster, the unspun wool
from a black sheep?
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-No go, but I got this gym sock.
-SHANILA: Ugh!
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I think it's made from some kind of wool.
Now let me see...
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Uh, nope, cotton. Oh, well.
Close enough, right?
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(SCISSORS SNIPPING)
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Come on out, hairy boy.
It's time for a shave.
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Billy, please, tell me you've
got the silver nitrate.
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I would've but I was busy getting
these moon rocks.
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-They'll make a killer studded belt.
-(WOLF HOWLING)
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Quick! Put ‘em away!
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Wait, that's it!
Remember Alien Space Werewolves?
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I mean, I didn't think of it at the time
'cause it's, you know,
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more of a "sci-fi film"
than it is a werewolf film.
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Though, come to think of it,
werewolf films are really
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kind of a subgenre of sci-fi.
So, you know what?
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I should probably recategorize
my DVD collection.
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Anyway, in Alien Space Werewolves,
they cure the astronaut werewolf
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by taking him to the moo... (HOWLS)
(CLEARS THROAT) to the moon!
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The concentration of moon energy
overloads the curse and cures him.
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-Billy, go get the rest of the rocks.
-You mean these?
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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All students report to the gymnasium
for Picture Day.
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You guys should get outta here.
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This could get, uh, hairy.
(GROANS) There we are.
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One small step for my bro...
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one big leap for brokind.
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(WHIMPERS)
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-Sounds like quite a party in there.
-What's going on here?
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-Some sort of criminal activity, perhaps?
-(CHUCKLES)
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Well, if it's a crime to love school,
then yes, lock me up, Mr. Ponzi.
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(GASPS)
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-CRASHING)
-Oh!
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Excuse me. Acid reflux. (CHUCKLES) Oh!
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I gotcha now!
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(GROANS)
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Ah-ha! Mr. Wright! And what exactly
are you doing in that closet?
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Just, um,
changing for Picture Day. (CHUCKLES)
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Gotta look my best. See ya!
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Wiggy?
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(PONZI YELLING)
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-Dude, I'm good.
-Hey, I'm your stylist,
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and you're good when I say you're good.
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You're good.
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Okay, everybody. Big smile!
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-(HOWLS)
-(STUDENTS SCREAM)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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