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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:03,120 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,800 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,680 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,840 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,160 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,160 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,000 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 8 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,880 TV HOST: Hello, TV viewers, and welcome to today's game! 9 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,520 -Let's get started. -(MUNCHES LOUDLY) 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,240 What legendary pop star had over a dozen number one hits 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,360 -before the age of fifteen? -(BILLY MUNCHING) 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,320 Oh! I know that one! Wait! It's on the tip of my tongue. 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,240 It's me! (LAUGHS) 14 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:53,040 Hey Spen-pal, check it out! Your bestest bro is a trivia question! 15 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,360 One sec, Billy. Just gotta finish editing this movie. 16 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,440 And here's a clue, contestants. One of his early hits was "Best Day Ever". 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,200 -(TIMER TICKS) -(BUZZER SOUNDS) 18 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,320 AUDIENCE: Aw! 19 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,760 TV HOST: The correct answer was... Billy Joe Cobra. 20 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,520 (CONTESTANTS SHRUG AUDIBLY) 21 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,440 Oh, come on, you chuckleheads! 22 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,680 "Best Day Ever"! Number one for thirty-six weeks! 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,200 You people have no culture! 24 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,360 (SHOUTS) 25 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,480 -(GIRLS SCREAM) -(AUDIENCE SCREAMING) 26 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,480 Billy Joe Cobra! Number one for thirty-six weeks! 27 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,800 (LAUGHS) 28 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,600 Hey, Spence! Mind if I check the weather? I'm going golfing and your mom says 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,440 -I need to bring a sweater. -Sure, Dad. Whatever. 30 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,040 What are you doing, gumbro? 31 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,160 Your old man breaks every computer he touches, remember? 32 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,080 Dad, no! 33 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,280 -(MOUSE CLICKING) -(SPARKS) 34 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,160 -Huh? -(CLANGING, POWERS DOWN) 35 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:51,680 Don't worry. A few minutes in my workshop and this baby'll be good as new! 36 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,520 (CHUCKLES) 37 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,000 -My Yoofie is toast! -Your who-sie is what-sie? 38 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,040 Yoofie, as in "Young Filmmaker Award." 39 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,080 I was working on my entry for the competition 40 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,720 when my dad fried my computer! 41 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,840 So? It's a do-over. No sweatpants. 42 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,600 The deadline is today! I can't remake that movie in a day! 43 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,200 -It took me weeks. -You're slow-mo. 44 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,560 Back in the day, we used to make 45 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,480 a whole music videos during our lunch breaks. 46 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,160 Uh, dude, I've seen your music videos. 47 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,600 They look like they were made during your bathroom breaks. 48 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,320 Yeah, well, they won awards. 49 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,640 That's right, they did. Billy, you're a genius! 50 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,240 I can knock out a video today and enter it 51 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,080 into the music video category. 52 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:41,080 (CHUCKLES) And I've got the perfect song for ya! "Best Day Ever"! 53 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,720 (LAUGHS) It's gonna score you a Yoofie 54 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,000 and school the kids of today on what good music is! 55 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,760 It's a total win-win! 56 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:56,000 So, I was thinking that my character should have a cool accent, huh? 57 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,240 What do you think? 58 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,920 You don't have any lines. It's a music video. 59 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,560 (MEOWS) 60 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,760 -Fine, you can have an accent. -Yes! 61 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,560 (WITH ACCENT) Excuse me, I no speak-a so good, 62 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,400 but you are beautiful, cool man. 63 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,280 -Huh? -(SCREAMS) 64 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:18,840 Ready to try one, Dad? 65 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,080 You betcha, son! I'll do whatever it takes to make this up to you. 66 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,160 SPENCER: Action! 67 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,840 -(GROANS) -(SCREAMS) 68 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,800 -Whoa! No! Cut! Cut! Cut! -Wait. Cut! 69 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,760 What's the problem? Something break? Hugh's your man! 70 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,280 Uh, everything's fine, Dad. 71 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,040 Okay, let's take five, everybody. 72 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,960 Dude, you're totally missing the point of the song. 73 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,000 It's called "Best Day Ever". It's not about zombies! 74 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,000 It's about girls and sunshine, and big yachts and money. 75 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,400 That's what all your songs are about. 76 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,680 Oh, come on! Name one other song of mine that's like that. 77 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,160 I don't know. How about "Big Yachts and Money"? 78 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,160 Okay, you win this round. 79 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,440 To me, "Best Day Ever" is about the day the zombies attack. 80 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,560 All of humanity is on the verge of being wiped out, 81 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,720 but one man... 82 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,920 rises up and destroys the brain-eating undead 83 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,000 and saves the world. That's the best day ever! 84 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,320 Oh, I see. 85 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,840 Nope. Nope, no, I don't. 86 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,760 -Come on, you can't say that! -Make your stupid video! I'm out. 87 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,160 I'll make my own video and win my own Yoofie. 88 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,120 -Ha! -You, making a film? 89 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,000 Oh, that is something I'd like to see. 90 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,640 Well, you're not gonna. 'Cause you're banned from my set! 91 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,560 (EXCLAIMS) 92 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,600 -Okay, all right. Break time's over. -(SCREECHES, CRASHES) 93 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,280 Let's try it again from the zombie's entrance. 94 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,400 (BABBLES, GROWLS) 95 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,080 -SPENCER: Rajeev? -(MUSIC PLAYING) 96 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,560 -Perfect! -SPENCER: Rajeev, what's the deal? 97 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,560 We've only got a few hours to make this video. 98 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,760 I need you on the set! 99 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,560 What can I say? Everybody wants a piece of the Jeevster! 100 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Hey! You were banned, remember? 101 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,640 Come on, Rajeev. Do you really wanna work with a guy 102 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,200 who calls you stuff like "lame sauce and a bag of chips"? 103 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,880 Hey, I never said that! 104 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:18,280 -Well, not to your face, anyway. -The horror! We're done here. 105 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,080 Fine! Go back to being zombie bait. 106 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,920 Nothing can separate true friends like us, huh, Spence? 107 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,960 Yeah. Too bad. 108 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,880 Guess you're gonna miss your love scene with Lolo-Calorie, then. 109 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,120 Lolo's gonna be in your video? 110 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,240 -(PHONE BEEPING) -We're in negotiations. 111 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,760 He's bluffing! 112 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,520 Check this out, you guys. 113 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,080 I just got an offer to star in a music video by a famous director. 114 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,880 -Is it legit? -LOLO: ‘Course not, puffbrain. 115 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,880 They're shooting it at Spencer's house! 116 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,520 He's probably making something for his MeTube and wants me to think 117 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:06,320 -he's a famous director. What a tool! -So, you're not gonna do it? 118 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:11,080 Wrong. I could use some new vids of me looking cool for my fan page. 119 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,280 (BEEPS, VIBRATES) 120 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,320 -And Lolo is in. -(HOOTS) 121 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,760 (PHONE VIBRATES, BEEPS) 122 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,240 -And so are the Soapies. -All right! 123 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,560 Fine! But don't come crawling back. I'm replacing you! 124 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,800 But who could replace the Jeevster? 125 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,360 Excuse me, man. Can somebody sign for this? 126 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:42,800 -Don't I need a costume or something? -No time. Just get in there! 127 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:47,560 -I've never acted before. -Don't act, just react, okay? 128 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,040 Whatever happens, just do what comes naturally. 129 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,600 Okay, here we go! 130 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,080 -And... action! -(CAMERA BEEPING) 131 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,280 (GROWLS) 132 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,560 -Could you sign here? -SPENCER: Cut! What was that? 133 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,680 -It came naturally. -(GROANS) 134 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,760 Okay, we're here! 135 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,200 Where's Spence... I mean, the "famous director"? 136 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:15,680 Uh, he prefers to keep out of sight while directing. He's very eccentric. 137 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,840 -Just give her the deets on the scene. -Uh, okay. 138 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,320 So, in the first scene, we're all just hanging out, 139 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,960 dancin' and chillaxin', just like we always do. 140 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,200 We never do that. 141 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,360 -Well, maybe we should start because... -Rajeev! 142 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,280 Okay, okay. Let's roll it! 143 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,440 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 144 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,240 (CAMERA BEEPING) 145 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,520 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 146 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:06,120 -Cut! What are you doing? -I'm being fly and you're into me. 147 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:10,080 -In your dreams! -No, in your script! 148 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,600 No one's gonna buy this. 149 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,280 RAJEEV: Huh... 150 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,120 SPENCER: Okay, this next scene is the big climax. 151 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,240 The zombie corners you. 152 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,520 It looks like the end, but you have other ideas, like... 153 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,360 Like telling him how he could save money with second-day delivery? 154 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:30,840 No! For the last time, you're not a delivery guy. 155 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,320 The uniform says different, chief. 156 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,280 No! You're not a delivery guy! 157 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,440 -(PANTING, GROANING) -Yes, I am. 158 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,840 Psst, don't worry, son. 159 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,480 I've got an idea that's gonna make this take "the one". 160 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,200 Just make it work, okay? 161 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,040 -Rolling! And... action! -(CAMERA BEEPS) 162 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,720 -(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) -(SCREAMS) 163 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,920 (SPENCER GROANS) 164 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,080 (CRACKING) 165 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,480 You're a loser and dancing with babes is your fantasy! 166 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:09,560 Works for me. As long as we're together, baby. 167 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,880 (SCREAMS) 168 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,160 Nobody move! 169 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,320 (GASPS, EXHALES) 170 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,840 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(ALL SCREAM) 171 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,600 (GIRLS SCREAM) 172 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:35,320 Huh, I should have known this would be total amateur hour. 173 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,200 Come on, girls, we're through here. Let's go get our hair done. 174 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,600 Lolo! Wait! I love the wet look! 175 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:48,000 Well, son, looks like I'll never be able to make things up to you. 176 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,520 But hey, that kind of disappointment is part of being a parent. 177 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,120 Better fix that glass before your mom gets home. 178 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,000 -Think you dropped this, dude. -Huh? (SCREAMS) 179 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:05,920 -What's going on? -(TIRES SCREECH, ENGINE REVS) 180 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:11,040 Well... (SIGHS) ...looks like I won't be taking home a Yoofie this year. 181 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,760 Yeah, and I guess those chuckleheads won't get to know about the Cobra. 182 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,600 Anyway, it's more fun when we make movies together, right? 183 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,920 Truthin'. 184 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,320 -Buds. (CHUCKLES) -Buds. (CHUCKLES) 185 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:26,760 You know, too bad I didn't finish my vid, 'cause some of my shots were epic, man. 186 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,560 Yeah, mine, too. 187 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,800 Hey, maybe it's not too late to win that Yoofie. 188 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,840 (CASH REGISTER DING) 189 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,080 (LAPTOPS BEEPS) 190 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,040 (LAPTOP BEEPS) 191 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,720 (LAPTOP BEEPS) 192 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,160 (LAPTOP BEEPS) 193 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,720 We are done! 194 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,840 (NOTIFICATION SOUND) 195 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,560 Hey! It's an e-mail from the Young Filmmakers Competition. 196 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,280 -What? -Whoa! We won a Yoofie! 197 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,200 -(CHEERS) Ha-ha! -All right! Yeah! 198 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,120 Can't say I'm surprised, though. I knew we'd get Best Music Video! 199 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,560 -Uh, we didn't. -What? 200 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,040 We won for Most Bizarre Comedy Short. 201 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,680 -Great! Ha-ha! -Yeah! 202 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,760 -BILLY: Yoofie! Yoofie! Yoofie! Yoofie! -(SPENCER LAUGHS) 203 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,880 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 204 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,840 SPENCER: No. No! 205 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,920 (GROANS) No! 206 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,280 Bro, why you stressin'? It's just a yearbook photo. 207 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,080 Because every year I end up looking like a total toolbar. 208 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,320 That was the year I shot First Zombie on the Sun. 209 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,120 This was the year my mom was reading Extreme Knitting for Dummies for the Soul. 210 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,240 And that was the year my dad tried to launch his own satellite, 211 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,080 so he wouldn't have to pay for cable. 212 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,800 Yeah, I get it. But what's the big deezy? Nobody ever looks at these things. 213 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,000 Oh see, now you gotta think ahead. When I'm a big-time director, 214 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,960 people are gonna be digging up old photos of me all the time. 215 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,000 I don't wanna look like a jackmonkey. (CHUCKLES) 216 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,160 Say no more, brotunda. 217 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,920 Say hello to your new photo stylist. 218 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:26,080 Lesson number one. You wanna be a star, you gotta dress like one. 219 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,640 Feast your eyes! 220 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,520 I know it's gonna be hard to choose. 221 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,440 Yeah, for real. Do I want to look totally bizarre... 222 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,320 or just a little weird? 223 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,440 Uh... 224 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,200 Billy, I can't wear this stuff. 225 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:49,840 -I mean, come on! A fur coat? -Not just any fur coat, my friend. 226 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,440 That baby's woven from real werewolf hair! (CHUCKLES) 227 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,680 -(ROARS) -Now, when you say "real" werewolf... 228 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,960 Hmm? 229 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,680 Never mind. 230 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,880 Ooh. Why is it all sticky? 231 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,360 (CHUCKLES) Oh, might be a little ectoplasm. 232 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,680 I still like to wear it when I'm feeling a little... 233 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,240 you know, fashion-y. 234 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,280 (HOWLING) 235 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,200 (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah, I can totally see me in this. 236 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,440 "Hey, everyone, just here for the class photo. 237 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,280 "Don't mind the full-length werewolf coat." 238 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,400 (GROANS, GASPS) 239 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,800 -It's stuck. -Come here. 240 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,160 -(GROANS) -Ow! (GROANS) 241 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,920 That felt like it was pulling my skin! 242 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,640 Huh? 243 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,040 (SCREAMS) I'm a werewolf! 244 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,000 How cool is that? (CHUCKLES) 245 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,240 Wait. Class photo. Not cool at all. 246 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,440 Billy, you gotta do something. 247 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,880 Not to worry, dude-slacks. Back in the pop star days 248 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:03,960 I did a lot of shirtless videos where the director wanted the smooth look. 249 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,560 -Is this gonna hurt? -Compared to what? 250 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,480 (SPENCER SCREAMING) 251 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,720 (WHIMPERS) 252 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,160 -Hmm. -Spencer! Are you okay? 253 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,160 (ALL SCREAM) 254 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,120 Everyone, stay back! I told you we had raccoons! 255 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,880 -Get outta here! Get! Get! -Dad, Dad, Dad, it's me! 256 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,880 -The raccoon ate Spencer! -(GASPS) 257 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,880 -Hi-yah! -(WHIMPERS) 258 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,560 (GROANS) 259 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,320 -Give me back my brother, you big rat! -Jessica, stop! 260 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,680 -It's me, Spencer! -(GASPS) 261 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,800 -(LAUGHS) -(GROANS) 262 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,680 Boy, manhood sure came on fast. 263 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,600 Looks like we need a father-son shaving session. 264 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,840 -Now, the key is to go with the grain. -(BUZZES) 265 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,520 -All right. -(BUZZES) 266 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,040 Yow-za! That's a quick-growing beard. 267 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,200 All us Wrights have a little of the mountain man in us! 268 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,920 Wait here! Let me go get your mom. 269 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,600 Hey Brodog, have you tried a higher setting? 270 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,880 (REVS) 271 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,240 -(LAUGHS) Hmm. -Ha-hey. 272 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,960 That is one tough beard. 273 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,520 This thick head of hair is a gift! 274 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,160 Ooh, we have to embrace it. Sculpt it! 275 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,480 Tada! What do you think? (CHUCKLES) 276 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,640 A fashion do. 277 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,000 Just in time for your school photo tomorrow. 278 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,720 How am I gonna explain this when I'm a famous director? 279 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:58,480 -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) -(LAUGHTER) 280 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,920 Careful, he might be rabid. 281 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,520 (GRUNTS) 282 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,800 -(KEYS RATTLING) -(SCREAMS) 283 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,440 -(ALARM BUZZING, BEEPS) -(TEETH CHATTER) 284 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,080 (SIGHS) 285 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,920 Oh, thank you! Thank you! 286 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,200 Best Shirtless Performance In a Music... 287 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,600 Dude, I had the craziest dream. You had this fur coat, 288 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,040 and when I put it on I turned into a werewolf. 289 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:37,480 Crazy stuff, my man. (CHUCKLES) Wait. I had the same dream. 290 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,320 -Weird. -Weird. 291 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,760 So, what do you think I should wear for Picture Day? 292 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,960 How about... 293 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,680 Wait. Picture Day? That was in my dream, too. 294 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,480 Yeah! Mine, too. 295 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,560 -Weird! -Weird! 296 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,640 So, like, anyway, I was on the set the other day... 297 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,640 I had a pedicure done. You think that's gonna show up? 298 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,600 BOY: So, my mom was, like, "You'll smile?" And I'm like, 299 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,760 "Mom, no way," 300 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,920 and she's like, "Way." And I'm like, "No." 301 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,160 Mr. Wright, you look like a filthy animal. 302 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,240 Need I remind you it's Picture Day? Comb your hair! 303 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,360 You're the boss, Ponzu sauce. 304 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,040 -What? -I mean, uh, yes, sir. 305 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,360 Today we'll be starting a unit on astronomy. 306 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,560 Sweet! 307 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,440 And what better place to start than with our nearest neighbor, the moon. 308 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,800 The moon has been explored in great depth... 309 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,960 -SPENCER: Huh? -...thanks to powerful telescopes, 310 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,600 as well as the six... 311 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,920 -(STRAINED) Billy? -...manned missions to the moon. 312 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,520 I have a surprise for you. Genuine moon rocks! 313 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,000 Cool! 314 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,880 (WHIMPERS) 315 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,120 -(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING) -Huh? 316 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,600 Hey, what's the hurry, bro-bro dancer? You're missing the moon rocks! 317 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,880 Dude, that was no dream. I really am a werewolf! 318 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,040 -(GASPS) -Hey, you there! 319 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,040 Hairy kid! Why aren't you in class? 320 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,360 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 321 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,000 Oh, you're in big trouble now, furball. 322 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,520 There's gotta be an antidote. 323 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,520 You've wasted a good part of your life watching werewolf movies. 324 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,240 You must've seen something. 325 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:26,080 Nope. That's the thing about werewolfism. It's irre...(HOWLS) ...versible. 326 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,800 You should totally shave your initials into your face. 327 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,600 How fresh would that be? All right! 328 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,600 Wait a minute. 329 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,280 There is one movie. Scent of a... (HOWLS) ...A Werewolf! Yeah! 330 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,400 The guy in that movie mixes a potion and turns back into a human. 331 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,200 PRINCIPAL PONZI: You think this is over, furball? 332 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:48,640 Oh, it's far from over! Your pelt is mine! (LAUGHING) 333 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,480 Okay, I need you guys to get me some ingredients. 334 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,560 -(BOTH GASP) -I'll take care the Ponzinator. 335 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,160 (SCREAMS) 336 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,320 What in the world? 337 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,760 Why do I get the sneaking suspicion Spencer Wright 338 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,320 and his so-called "special effects" have something to do with this? 339 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,440 (GROANS) Heel, wiggy! 340 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,360 Wha... (PANTS) 341 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,240 (WHISTLES) 342 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,120 (GROANS, SHOUTS) 343 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,480 All right, Shanila! Four sprigs of nightshade? 344 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,280 Couldn't find nightshade. 345 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,440 But they had this parsley in the cafeteria. 346 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,560 Jeevster, the unspun wool from a black sheep? 347 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,320 -No go, but I got this gym sock. -SHANILA: Ugh! 348 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,480 I think it's made from some kind of wool. Now let me see... 349 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,560 Uh, nope, cotton. Oh, well. Close enough, right? 350 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,320 (SCISSORS SNIPPING) 351 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:56,320 Come on out, hairy boy. It's time for a shave. 352 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,440 Billy, please, tell me you've got the silver nitrate. 353 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,960 I would've but I was busy getting these moon rocks. 354 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,960 -They'll make a killer studded belt. -(WOLF HOWLING) 355 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,480 Quick! Put ‘em away! 356 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,800 Wait, that's it! Remember Alien Space Werewolves? 357 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,280 I mean, I didn't think of it at the time 'cause it's, you know, 358 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,760 more of a "sci-fi film" than it is a werewolf film. 359 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,240 Though, come to think of it, werewolf films are really 360 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,360 kind of a subgenre of sci-fi. So, you know what? 361 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,760 I should probably recategorize my DVD collection. 362 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,840 Anyway, in Alien Space Werewolves, they cure the astronaut werewolf 363 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,720 by taking him to the moo... (HOWLS) (CLEARS THROAT) to the moon! 364 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,920 The concentration of moon energy overloads the curse and cures him. 365 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,240 -Billy, go get the rest of the rocks. -You mean these? 366 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,760 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 367 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,280 All students report to the gymnasium for Picture Day. 368 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,880 You guys should get outta here. 369 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,640 This could get, uh, hairy. (GROANS) There we are. 370 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,360 One small step for my bro... 371 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,440 one big leap for brokind. 372 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,040 (WHIMPERS) 373 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,640 -Sounds like quite a party in there. -What's going on here? 374 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,040 -Some sort of criminal activity, perhaps? -(CHUCKLES) 375 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:21,080 Well, if it's a crime to love school, then yes, lock me up, Mr. Ponzi. 376 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,680 (GASPS) 377 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,600 -CRASHING) -Oh! 378 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,960 Excuse me. Acid reflux. (CHUCKLES) Oh! 379 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,200 I gotcha now! 380 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,760 (GROANS) 381 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,400 Ah-ha! Mr. Wright! And what exactly are you doing in that closet? 382 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,160 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Just, um, changing for Picture Day. (CHUCKLES) 383 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,280 Gotta look my best. See ya! 384 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,520 Wiggy? 385 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,200 (PONZI YELLING) 386 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,680 -Dude, I'm good. -Hey, I'm your stylist, 387 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,680 and you're good when I say you're good. 388 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,440 You're good. 389 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,920 Okay, everybody. Big smile! 390 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,120 -(HOWLS) -(STUDENTS SCREAM) 391 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,720 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 392 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,760 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 393 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,240 MALE VOICE: Yes! 30618

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