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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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BILLY: Dude that's my ghost!
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-(JESSICA GRUNTING)
-(JANE LAUGHING)
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-Good, Jessica!
-(JESSICA GRUNTS)
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-Harder!
-(JESSICA GRUNTS)
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-JANE: Harder!
-(SNARLS)
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(JESSICA GRUNTS)
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(JANE GRUNTING)
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(THUDDING)
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-(JANE GRUNTS)
-(THUDDING)
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-(SIGHS)
-Huh. Looks like she's ready
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for the Cage Fighters
of Tomorrow competition.
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And I am ready for a weekend
of guy fun with no adults around!
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No one to tell me what to eat,
when to go to bed.
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No one to say, "Keep it down, Billy."
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Uh. No one ever tells you
any of that kind of stuff.
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They don't?
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-Well, who am I thinking of?
-That would be me.
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-Oh, yeah.
-HUGH: Oh, dang!
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That's terrible. Well, keep us posted.
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Hold everything, guys.
Mrs. Merganser's flight is delayed.
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But Daddy, if we don't leave now
we'll miss the stare down
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and intimidation session.
Just get another sitter.
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Mrs. Merganser is the only sitter I trust.
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(GRUNTS)
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Mom, you said
I could stay home alone this weekend.
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Spencer, you know how your father feels
about Mrs. Meat Grinder.
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Merganser! She took care of me
when I was a boy,
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then you took over.
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-What's the problem with her, buddy?
-(GASPS, GULPS)
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(LULLABY MUSIC PLAYING)
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No!
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Dude, are you gonna take this,
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or are you gonna fight
for our right to party?
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Hey, I know!
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Mom! Dad! Let's make this weekend a test.
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You let me stay home alone
and if I mess up,
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it's back to the sitter, no questions.
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-HUGH: Hmm!
-JANE: Hmm.
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Please!
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There you go. Who needs dignity?
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SPENCER: I'm begging you, pretty, pretty,
pretty,
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pretty please?
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We'll give it a try.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
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-(BOOM)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(SIZZLING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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...and whatever you do,
you're not to touch my babies.
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-SPENCER: Hmm?
-My... my tools!
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-(CAR HORN BEEPING)
-Do not touch them.
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They don't know you. Understood?
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(ENGINE REVVING)
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Party lemurs on, boys! Yeah! (LAUGHS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Dude, what are you doing?
-(SLOSHING)
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You heard my dad,
I'm not allowed to use these tools.
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You're not, but he didn't say
anything about me!
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I can't make my famous
Cobra Concrete Smoothies
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in the washing machine, can I?
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-(COCKS ARM, PEW)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO)
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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Whoa! Stop, drop and roll.
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-The party's off.
-(MUSIC STOPS)
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Duder, I can't believe
you're poopin' on our party.
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I don't have a choice.
I gotta take care of this place,
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or it's diaper service
from Mrs. Meat Grinder till I'm 50.
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You don't have to take care
of anything 'cause, as usual,
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the Cobra's got you covered.
I ever tell you about Tidy Ted?
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Back in my hotel-trashing days,
I'd just call up this cleaner dude,
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and he'd put things right in record time.
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-Still got the number.
-You know how sometimes you tell me stuff
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and it turns out that it isn't exactly,
uh, you know, true?
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It's the real deal!
I got a lifetime contract.
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Come on, brosciutto.
Or are you not the kind of crazy idiot
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who's always wanted
to turn his living room
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into an indoor bobsled course?
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I am that crazy idiot.
Let's do this! (CHUCKLES) Yeah!
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MADAME X: The parents are away, Hoover!
Tap the phones! Deploy all assets!
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Now is your chance
to finally capture Billy Joe Cobra!
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Seize the moment!
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-Pardon?
-I said seize the moment!
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Why would I put cheese on a donut
when the time has arrived
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for me to seize the moment!
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MADAME X: Put on your headphones, you...
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Hold that thought, your X-ness.
I'm going to put on my headphones.
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-(BEEPING)
-(SIGHS) There. Now, what did you say?
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-(YELLS) I said, capture Billy Joe Cobra!
-(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
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-(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
-(SIZZLING)
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SPENCER: I dunno, bro.
I don't see me getting up much speed.
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(CLANKING)
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That's 'cause she ain't done yet.
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(BOTH SHRIEKING)
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-(SPENCER SCREAMING)
-(BILLY GROANING)
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(SPLASHES)
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SPENCER: Hey, what's wrong with the pool?
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I filled it with jelly.
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SPENCER: Billy!
We can't use the lounge as a pool!
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BILLY: 'Cause it doesn't have
a diving board! (LAUGHS)
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Woo-hoo!
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Yee-haw!
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(LAUGHS)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(IMITATES FEMALE VOICE) Wright residence.
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh. Oh, hi, Mom. How's the competition?
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Disqualified for fighting?
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I... I don't understand.
It's a fighting competition.
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Isn't she supposed to fight?
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No, not with a judge.
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Okay. I'll see you soon. Buh-bye.
(CLEARS THROAT) They're coming home early.
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They're coming home early!
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Now might be a good time to call Tidy Ted.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(PHONE KEYS TAPPING)
-(DIAL TONE RINGING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
-Hello?
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-Is this Tidy Ted?
-(SHOUTS) What?
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(SQUEAKING)
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Hello? Is anyone there?
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Hello? Is this Tidy Ted?
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The guy who cleans up after pop stars?
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I'll be right over. (CHUCKLES WICKEDLY)
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-He said he'll be right over.
-(DOOR BELL RINGING)
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Told you, the guy's good!
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-Come in! The doors unlocked.
-(DOOR BELL CONTINUES RINGING)
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-I said, it's unlocked.
-(DOOR BELL CONTINUES RINGING)
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(SHOUTS) The door's unlocked!
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Hmm. It appears to be unlocked.
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Uh-oh.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(CLATTERING)
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(YELLS)
We buried Tidy Ted! Quick! Dig him out!
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Whoa!
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I never realized how much
Tidy Ted looks like Sam Hoover.
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It is Sam Hoover!
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Nah, I don't think so.
Hoover doesn't have a mustache.
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Come to think of it, neither did Tidy Ted.
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Look, genius. Ghost Containment Unit!
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He must've intercepted the phone call.
Dude, he was this close to nabbing you!
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Another enemy of the Cobra
buried beneath a pile of garbage.
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(RECORD SCRATCHES)
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We better get the real Tidy Ted
over here and quick!
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(PHONE BEEPING)
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Hello, Tidy Ted?
I'm at Billy Joe Cobra's place.
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Yeah, we got a big job, we need
cleaned up really fast. Huh?
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But what about the lifetime contract?
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Oh, right. Yeah, good point.
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Ted says the contract is no good anymore.
Any guesses why?
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Because it's a "lifetime" contract.
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Where you going with this, broton?
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Ah! Never mind! What are we gonna do?
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Mom and Dad are on their way home
and, and my life will be over,
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and... and... and it's all your fault!
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-Hey, it's not all my fault!
-You trashed my house!
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No, I trashed my house.
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-I'll trash you!
-(DEVICE WHIRRING)
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(BILLY CHOKES, CRIES)
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-(BEEPS)
-Not cool, broseph!
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Let's see how you like it!
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(CLICKS)
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Which part of "Ghost" Containment Unit
don't you understand?
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-(DEVICE WHIRRING)
-(SPENCER GASPS)
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(SPENCER SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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(SCREAMS) How'd you do that?
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I dunno. I just fiddled
with the little troublemaker.
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It's a pretty wicked gizmo.
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(DEVICE WHIRRING)
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(ZAPPING)
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Whoa! Bro-aster oven, this doo-hickey
is way better than Tidy Ted.
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We're saved!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DEVICE ZAPPING DISTANTLY)
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-Yeah! We did it!
-Whoo!
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What about the Hoover monkey?
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(GROANS)
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We can't let Mom and Dad see him.
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(CLUNKS, RATTLES)
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-Huh? Hmm.
-(HORN HONKING)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) So, where's Jessica?
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Oh, she's on her way.
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(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
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So, how'd everything go?
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Well, fine. (CHUCKLES) Same old.
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Spencer, is there something
you want to tell me?
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-(SPENCER SHUDDERS)
-This cable
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has been coiled
by a left-hander. Out with it.
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Um. Well, while you were gone,
I kind of patched
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some potholes in the street.
Look, I... I know I shouldn't have,
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but I was worried somebody
would get a flat.
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That's okay, son!
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When I was your age,
sometimes I went a little wild, too.
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-You're a chip off the old block!
-Thanks, Dad.
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Spencer, why is the swimming pool
filled with jelly?
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Uh-oh.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(BUZZING)
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(GRUNTS, GROWLS)
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HOOVER: Madame X will be most displeased.
(GROANS)
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SPENCER: Bungee-jump weight-lifting?
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Oh! Let's take that one! Sign it.
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-(STRAINS)
-Wait,
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there's also skateboard-pilates
and zero-gravity dodge ball. Awesome!
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(POPPING, CRUNCHING)
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They all sound so awesome-saucin'.
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I know. At my old school
the Phys Ed requirement
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was a major bummer.
But here it's totally the bomb.
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I'm gonna sign us up for...
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Ponz-aerobics! Welcome aboard, Mr. Wright.
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-Ponza-what?
-Ponz-aerobics.
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My personally designed workout regimen
based on real scientific principles.
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You see that?
You can have buns of steel in no time.
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-Yeah! Sorry. I'm signing up for...
-PONZI: For what, Mr. Wright?
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I don't see any sign-up sheets.
Guess everything else is full.
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See you in class. Bring plenty of fluid.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)
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One and two, and one and two.
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One, two, one, two...
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Forget this. I'm done.
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Think again, Mr. Wright.
I get extra money for teaching Phys Ed,
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and you're my only student.
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Besides, all the other classes are full,
remember?
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-(BOY WHIMPERING)
-Make way! Injured wrestler!
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-Injured wrestler? Woo-hoo!
-(WHEELS SCREECHING)
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Excuse me?
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Oh, sorry.
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-So, there's an opening on the team, huh?
-COACH: Well, you can try out.
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I'm in! Yeah, good luck
with your buns, Mr. P. (LAUGHS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-Hey, brofessor,
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could we get back to the workout please?
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-(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
-That's cool. I got the moves down.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Welcome to beginners wrestling... (GASPS)
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SPENCER: Get ready
Beverly Beverly Heights!
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You've got an appointment
with The Bone Doctor!
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Way to sell it, bro!
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Wright, what's with all the get-up
and all the brouhaha?
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It's my wrestling character. Why?
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Don't tell me you already have
a voodoo guy.
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00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,280
Ah!
I knew I should've gone with the warlord!
246
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This is real wrestling.
Not that phony-baloney you see on TV.
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If you wanna try out,
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you'd better loose the Halloween costume,
pronto.
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-Get me?
-(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Hit the showers, coach.
I'll be reffing Spencer's tryout today.
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Wanna make sure he gets a fair shake.
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Knock yourself out, Ponzi.
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Hey, Spencer. Diggin' the Goth attire!
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00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,400
Hey, dudes.
What's up with the sellout crowd?
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Since when are tryouts such a big draw?
256
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,760
Well, Ponzi canceled the other activities
and made us all
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come to the gym to see you get your head
stomped in.
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-At least, I think those were his words.
-Mash Spencer's face in!
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00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,800
Oh, that's what it was.
"Get your face mashed in."
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-Wow! Pretty good turnout, bud.
-Billy, we got a problem.
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Ponzi's gonna make sure I lose.
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I think he's trying to get me back
into his butt class.
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Well, maybe we should.
264
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Look at what just one class did
for my bun area.
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(STRAINS)
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No worries, dude. I got you covered.
Ponzi did not anticipate...
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(GRUNTS)
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...the Cobra!
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If you get in trouble out there,
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I'll step in and take care of business,
ghost-style.
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Yeah, I have no idea what that means,
but I like the sound of it.
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The Bone Doctor is ready to operate!
Bring on the patient!
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All right, Doctor.
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-You're wrestling Paula. (CHUCKLES)
-(PHONE KEYS BEEPING)
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Seriously? Oh, I'll wipe the mat with her.
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-(PHONE KEYS TAPPING)
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Prepare to fight the Bone Doctor.
(SCREAMS) Uh?
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Uh. If you lay a finger on me,
my legal team will sue you so hard
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your whole family will be living
in a cardboard box, which I will own.
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-You're bluffing! (CHUCKLES)
-Ask them.
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Huh?
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00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:35,477
-I don't see a legal team. (GRUNTS)
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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-(SCREECHING)
-(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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-Huh?
-Spencer loses!
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He stepped over the line.
Back to Ponz-aerobics for you!
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This is ridiculous! Gimme another chance.
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-"Gimme another chance!"
-Yeah! Give him another chance!
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-One more chance! One more chance!
-ALL: One more chance!
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One more chance!
One more chance! One more chance!
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Hmm. That last bout was lacking
a bit in the face-mashing department.
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Very well. Spencer gets another chance!
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-RAJEEV: All right!
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-Billy! Billy!
-BILLY: Right here, brocheese.
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-SPENCER: Billy?
-Call me Bev the Bull.
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-Dude, what are you doing?
-I figured,
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why does S. Wright get to have
all the performing fun when performing
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is what the Cobra is all about?
So voila, Bev the Bull.
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(MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)
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(MOOING)
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(AUDIENCE CHEER)
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(MOOING)
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You're supposed to be watching my back
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and "takin' care of business,
ghost-style," remember?
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Ay, papi. No problem.
I'm on top of it, dude.
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(PONZI CLEARS THROAT)
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Mr. Wright, your next opponent!
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The Doctor is in!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(SPENCER GROWLS)
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Better run while you still got your legs!
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Uh-oh, Billy!
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Bev the Bull says,
"Shake well before using!"
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-(SPENCER GRUNTING)
-(BUDDY GRUNTING)
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The Doctor is out.
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And the winner is Buddy!
Ponz-aerobics, anyone?
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(BUDDY GROANS)
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You gotta be kidding!
He totally cheated too!
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00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,760
I don't see cheating. I see
crafty wrestlers using their creativity.
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And as an educator, I applaud that.
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-(SHANILLA BOOING)
-ALL: One more chance!
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One more chance! One more chance!
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-(CHANTING CONTINUES)
-Hmm. I guess
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a little more face-mashing can't hurt.
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(MOOING)
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00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,080
What's with you? You look like you got hit
with a sack of batteries.
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00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,360
No thanks to you! You were supposed
to have my back!
328
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,000
Oh, right, yeah, I was. Hey, listen, bro,
I'm here for you. Soon as I get back
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00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,600
-from the locker room. (LAUGHS)
-What?
330
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,320
I gotta mentally prepare for my next act.
It's a performer thing.
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00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,720
After that, I'm your man!
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Mr. Wright,
I have your next opponent. iStevie.
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-iStevie.
-(BEATBOXES)
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Yeah!
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00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,560
Prepare for surgery! With no anesthetic!
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00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,280
(ROBOT WHIRRING)
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00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,840
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
Seriously? Come on.
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I'll allow it.
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00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,600
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,760
(SCREAMS, GROANS) Bev the Bull!
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00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,160
(INDIAN MUSIC
PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES)
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When Glen Ponzi promises face-mashing,
he delivers!
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00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,240
Mash his face!
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SPENCER: (SCREAMS) No!
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00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,920
Someone's stealing the Cobra's thunder.
I gotta get out there.
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00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,880
PONZI: Huh?
347
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,680
BILLY: Bev is back!
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00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,240
(SPENCER GRUNTING)
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00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,200
(ALL GASP)
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00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,600
Move it, cow pie! I can't see the beating!
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00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,880
-(GRUNTS)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,440
(SPENCER GRUNTING)
353
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,400
Bro-mein noodle!
354
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,640
I totally blew it, didn't I?
355
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,880
I promised I'd have your back
and instead all I did was...
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00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,240
Dude, less talk! More helping!
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00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,080
-(SPENCER GASPS)
-(BILLY GASPS)
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ALL: Whoa!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,240
(REMOTE BEEPING)
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00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,240
(ISTEVE GRUNTS)
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00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,720
-(REMOTE BEEPS)
-No. You let go.
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00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,760
(BILLY SCREAMING)
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00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,360
(BOTH STRAINING)
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00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,760
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
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00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,280
(BEEPING)
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00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,000
(ROBOT BEEPING)
368
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,160
(ALL SCREAMING)
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00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,920
BILLY: No! Don't hurt my beautiful
Ponz-aerobicized butt!
370
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,640
Stop that robot before it destroys my gym
371
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,800
or at least make it
destroy Spencer instead!
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00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,000
So, what are we supposed to do?
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00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,560
-Wait until it runs out of batteries?
-(BEATBOXES)
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00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,080
-Destroys its target?
-(BILLY GRUNTING)
375
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,320
No!
376
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,840
Brobot, why you got to be
hating on the bull?
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00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,600
(LAUGHS) Wait a second.
378
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,560
He hates the bull, but he doesn't even
know about the Cobra.
379
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,320
Wright! (MUFFLED YELLS)
380
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,080
(PONZI SCREAMING)
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00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,480
(PONZI SCREAMING)
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00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,720
-(BEATBOXES)
-SPENCER: Not yet.
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00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,320
You've got some unfinished business
with the Bone Doctor!
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00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,680
One, two, three!
385
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,560
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
386
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,880
Yeah! Later, Ponz-aerobics!
387
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,000
Woo-hoo!
388
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,680
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
389
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,560
Good on you, dude. You made the team!
390
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,600
Yeah, but wrestling
was called off 'cause there's no gym left.
391
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,960
Which means it's back
to Ponz-aerobics for me.
392
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,320
Not so fast, bro-yo!
Your ghosty with the mosty just found out
393
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,280
there's an opening on the fencing team.
394
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,160
Yeah! And I signed you up.
395
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,560
Fencing? Or do you mean...
396
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,720
Extreme Ninja Sword Combat!
397
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,760
That's exactly what I mean!
398
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,280
SPENCER: Hi-ya!
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00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,280
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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