All language subtitles for Dude.Thats.My.Ghost.S01E09_English

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch Download
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,160 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,840 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,680 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,680 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,200 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,880 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,960 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,640 RAJEEV: What do you mean, the yacht sunk? 9 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,360 How am I supposed to have a party on it 10 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,880 -if it's underwater? -(PHONE BEEPS) 11 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,440 -Hello? Hello? Uh... -Hey, what's the problem, Jeevster? 12 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,280 It's my birthday. 13 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,120 So, where's the party? 14 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,160 (MUSIC PLAYING) 15 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,640 On the bottom of the ocean. (CRIES) 16 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,440 It's gonna be okay. How about if I throw you a party? 17 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,440 I'm in! Oh, what am I gonna wear? 18 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,640 (GASPS) Dude, you are the best, with rainbow sprinkles. 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,320 Now, it's gotta be impressive, okay? 20 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,760 Man's got a reputation to protect. Word up, people! 21 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:13,000 Spencer's cooking me a party! (CHEERS) 22 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,320 Sure you can handle this throwdown, brophius? 23 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,720 Look at these kids. They're party royalty. 24 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,680 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -They want carved ice-elephants 25 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,560 and lobster served by swans. Talking swans! On the moon. 26 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:30,720 Hmm, yeah, I don't know about the moon, but how about a mile up in the sky? 27 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,000 Now you're talking. 28 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,360 Cool. It's settled then. We're having the party on your plane. 29 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,040 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 30 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,520 Hey, Lolo-rider. Coming to my party? 31 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,920 -It's on a private jet. -LOLO: Really? 32 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,880 That's almost enough to make me forget you're a total lame dork! 33 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,600 Okay, I'll put you down for a maybe. 34 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,320 Spencer's, like, throwing a party for Rajeev on his plane. 35 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,040 -I never noticed how cute Spencer is. -Me too. 36 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,320 Spencer may actually get some cred for this party. 37 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,760 We can't let that happen, can we, Adrian? 38 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,240 (SNAPS FINGERS) The invitation, you idiot! 39 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,720 (CLANGS) 40 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:19,800 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 41 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,240 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 42 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,400 Happy birthday, Jeevster! 43 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:33,720 -(SCREAMS) -Mess up my plane, and it'll be your last! 44 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,240 Air Cobra is my baby, and nothing better happen to her! 45 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,960 This way, crewsters. 46 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,720 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 47 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,720 Oh, Lorenzo, I hope we get to the plane before it's too late! 48 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,440 -(STOMACH GROWLS) -(GROANS) 49 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,600 Remind me to never eat at that taco truck again! 50 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,040 (GROANS AND GRUNTS) 51 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,720 (PONZI PANTS AND SCREAMS) 52 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,440 -(BRAKES SQUEAL) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 53 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,680 Oh, classy. 54 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,800 (BOTH WHISTLE) 55 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,320 (CHUCKLES) Adrian, follow my lead. 56 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,440 LOLO: Welcome aboard. 57 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,600 Here's your sick bag, here's your parachute, 58 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:37,160 and here are your flippers, in case we have a water landing 59 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,360 -like last time. -(ALL GASP) 60 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,160 (LOLO LAUGHS) 61 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,120 The Jeevster has arrived. Let's get this party started! 62 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,600 You're sure your homies are gonna treat... 63 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,320 -RAJEEV: Yay! (LAUGHS) -...my baby with respect? 64 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,680 Just chill, okay? I wrote the house rules on the invite. 65 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,400 (SLURPING) 66 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,600 -(BURPING) -(BILLY GRUNTS) 67 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,920 They'll settle down. Come on, let's get this party airborne. 68 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,920 -Woah! -OTTO: Good evening, Mr. Cobra. 69 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,240 We're clear for takeoff. 70 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:10,480 That's Otto. Otto-pilot. (CHUCKLES) He takes care of everything, 71 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,560 so I don't have to do any of that boring "fly the plane" stuff. 72 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,720 OTTO: Very good, sir. 73 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,760 -Uh, how come he can hear you? -Easy-peasy. 74 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 The broputer's sportin' some Billy-wear. 75 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,040 (ENGINE REVS) 76 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,560 (BEEPS) 77 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,760 -LOLO: Coming through! -(ALL GASP) 78 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,200 -LOLO: Please keep the aisle clear. -(ALL GASP) 79 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,960 (LAUGHS AND GROANS) 80 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:40,480 Welcome aboard Party Air, Flight 001. The captain has illuminated 81 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,800 -the "Let's Party" sign. So, let's party! -MALE VOICE: Oh, yeah. 82 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,560 -(ALL CHEER) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 83 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,720 -(LOLO GROANS) -Huh? Huh? 84 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,040 (GASPS) 85 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,800 (BOTH SCREAM) 86 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,960 (GARGLES AND BURPS) 87 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,880 RAJEEV: Food fight! Food fight! Take that! 88 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,840 -(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS) 89 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,000 (GASPS) 90 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,520 The captain would like to apologize for the, uh, turbulence. 91 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,680 -Dude! -Have you seen 92 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,000 what they've done to my unicorn-skin rug? 93 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,560 I promise you I will fix everything, 94 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,320 but you gotta go back to the cockpit and chill. 95 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:33,280 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 96 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,040 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(ALL GASP) 97 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,360 LOLO: Federal regulations require all partying to be done 98 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,840 with your seatbelts firmly fastened. 99 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,760 Dancing, laughing and fun are strictly forbidden. 100 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,040 ALL: What? 101 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,920 -Hey, don't trash my bash, lady! -(SNAPS FINGERS) 102 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,600 Uh... 103 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,800 This is no way to treat a guy on his birth... 104 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,360 (RAJEEV MUMBLES) 105 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,600 This party, like, eats it! 106 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,600 You know, I never noticed how uncool and poorly dressed he is. 107 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,040 -ALL: Mm-hmm. -(GRUNTS) Just so we're clear, 108 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,120 Spencer's throwing this party, not me. 109 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,640 So, this won't affect my coolness factor, right? 110 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,760 Time for a little climate control. Adrian. 111 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:15,960 (GROANS) 112 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,560 -(MUMBLES) -(VENT RATTLES) 113 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,120 (BUTTONS BEEP) 114 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,080 -(COUGHS) -(ALL GROAN) 115 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,160 (SNIFFS AND SIGHS) 116 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,720 LOLO: And now, the final nail in this party's coffin. 117 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,960 -(BUTTON BEEPS) -(CALM MUSIC PLAYS) 118 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,440 (ALL CRYING) 119 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,280 Huh? (SCREAMS) 120 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:53,440 I thought I was on the wrong flight, but you're all going to Burning Pan, too. 121 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:00,600 The panpipe festival? (PLAYS PANPIPE) 122 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,640 (ALL CRYING) 123 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,920 Dude, what is up with your cabin crew? 124 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,840 It's almost like they're trying to wreck the party. 125 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,400 I fired my cabin crew when they put my bacon suit in quarantine. 126 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,920 Well, then, who are those... Lolo! Adrian! 127 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,560 Where is she? Where is she? Ugh! Oh, what is that smell? 128 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,360 -Huh? -(PEOPLE CRYING) 129 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,880 (GRUNTS) 130 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,880 -(GROANS) -ALL: Huh? 131 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,520 Lolo, you made it! 132 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,360 -She's trying to wreck your party! -Don't you get it? 133 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,880 If she cares enough to wreck my party, that means she cares. 134 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,840 Wrong! I think our work is done here. 135 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,320 (BELT CLICKS) 136 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:53,520 -(NAIL SNAPS) -Ouch! My nail! (CRIES) 137 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,200 -(CHUCKLES) -(BUTTON BEEPS) 138 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,120 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -MALE VOICE: Oh, yeah. 139 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,640 (CROWD CHEERING) 140 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:05,200 Bored, bored, bored, bored. 141 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:09,200 Hey, Otto, how about lettin' me practice my loop-de-loops? 142 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,320 OTTO: Excellent idea. Autopilot is switching off. 143 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,360 -The Cobra is now in control. -(LAUGHS) 144 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,960 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 145 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,280 Yeah, the plane's pretty cool for partying, 146 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,360 but you should see my submarine. Now that's just... 147 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,320 (ALL SCREAMING) 148 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,040 -(SCREEN SHATTERS) -(ELECTRICITY ZAPS) 149 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,800 Billy, what are you doing? Put the autopilot back on! 150 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,200 -All yours, Otto. -(BURSTS) 151 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,680 Looks like Otto's not feeling so well. 152 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,560 Well, you can just fly the plane yourself, right? 153 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,120 Never tried. But, hey, how hard can it be? 154 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:56,000 You don't know how to fly the plane? We're doomed! 155 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,400 -(ALL SCREAM) -Let us through! 156 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,400 Lorenzo will fly the plane. He is a master aviator. 157 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,800 -(BUTTONS BEEP) -Um, this seat is taken, Brofessor. 158 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,280 Take us home, Lorenzo. 159 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,600 Lorenzo? 160 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:20,360 Never mind, if I can operate a school, I can certainly operate a plane. 161 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:22,880 (METAL CLANGS) 162 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,200 -Ah! -So, you got it from here? 163 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,720 -(SCREAMS) -(WHIMPERS) My blankie. 164 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,080 (BOTH WHIMPERING) 165 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:38,440 I, like, never told anyone this, but, I read a book once. 166 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,840 -(ALL GASP) -But not all the way through! 167 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,160 Rajeev, I'm so sorry for being mean to you. 168 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,000 It's actually 'cause I... I... I don't hate you... 169 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,120 -completely. -(SIGHS) 170 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,400 -Clear! -(SPARKS CRACKLE) 171 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,000 Come on, Otto! Breathe! 172 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,680 -Uh... -FLIGHT CONTROL: This is flight control. 173 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,360 -What's going on up there? -(MIC STATICS) 174 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,600 Hello, can you just talk us down? 175 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,520 FLIGHT CONTROL: You know what the throttle is? 176 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,360 Stand by. Dude, quick! 177 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,480 See if you can find something to replace the throttle. 178 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,800 (ALL CRYING) 179 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,160 -(PLAYING PANPIPE) -Huh? 180 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,440 Okay. Ready. 181 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,240 FLIGHT CONTROL: Ease the throttle all the way forward. 182 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,440 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -SPENCER: Easing forward. 183 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,840 (ENGINE REVVING) 184 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,280 (ALARM BLARING) 185 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,880 (TIRES SCREECH) 186 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,760 (ALL CHEERING) 187 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,240 (SIGHS) 188 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,920 (THEME SONG PLAYS) 189 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,560 SPENCER: Oh, I'm sorry, Jeevs. 190 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,280 -I know it was a disaster. -RAJEEV: Dude! 191 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,040 -Best party ever! -(ALL CHEER) 192 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,960 What's the matter with you all? Spencer nearly totaled the plane! 193 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,040 But it's a good thing he did, or I never would've found out 194 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,560 how you really feel about me, sweet boo. 195 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,520 -I was lying when I said that! -(ALL LAUGH) 196 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,280 RAJEEV: Lolokins! Wait for me! 197 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,920 -Sorry about your plane, man. -Nah, it's just a plane. 198 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,640 Are you serious? I thought you'd be steaming. 199 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,960 No, I'm cool. 200 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,480 I'm just glad we didn't use my good plane. 201 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,400 -(BUTTON BEEPS) -(ALARM BEEPS) 202 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,880 SPENCER: Woah! 203 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,480 Look out, Spen-dexter! I'm knocking on your door 204 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,320 -and you know I'm coming in! -Dream on, BJC. 205 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,560 I'm undefeated in Chomby Zombie. 206 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,120 -(VIDEO GAME BEEPS) -Game over! 207 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,960 -Uh. -How'd that work out for ya? 208 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,400 (IMITATES) How'd that work out for ya? 209 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,920 -Hmm. -Oh, who's this pretty boy? 210 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,160 -That's Jonah Tyler Taylor. -Who? 211 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,520 You know, JTT. Yeah, he's massive, 212 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,560 and somehow Buck got him to play here tonight. 213 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,040 Hmm. Looks a little limp. 214 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,680 You love me... 215 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,160 Whoa! Dudeski, 216 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,560 -I think he's covering one of your songs! -(SCREAMS) 217 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,600 Girl! So, there's the door 218 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,040 You love me 219 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,200 -Love me, love me, you love me -My song! 220 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,560 Who's your bestest bud? 221 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,040 Check it! Two tix to the JTT show, 222 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,560 and one of them is for a Mr. Spencer Wright! 223 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:36,280 Well, that would truly rock my world, if I were into wuss-core. 224 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,600 Hey, Spencer, you going to the concert, too? 225 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,360 You should come sit with me and my friends. 226 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,720 Me? Uh, yeah... I mean, yeah. Cool. 227 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,480 Love me, love me, you love me... 228 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,720 (LAUGHS) 229 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,200 My name is Jonah Tyler Toolbox. 230 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:58,440 My face smells and I turn genius songs into steaming dog piles! 231 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,040 He is officially on the Cobra enemy list. And so is anyone who goes to his concert! 232 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,280 Let's go mess up his show tonight with some ghost action! 233 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:10,400 Actually, I heard the concert is gonna be a bust and no one's going. 234 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,160 -Oh. Oh, okay. Good. Never mind, then. -(VIDEO GAME BEEPS) 235 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,880 Hey, how about an all-nighter Chomby Zombie tournament? 236 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,640 -Who's in? -Hmm. 237 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,080 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Sorry, B, but we can't. We have a thing. 238 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,120 Yeah? I like things! 239 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,720 Well, then you should totally come with us! 240 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,080 We're gonna see that super scary horror movie, 241 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,560 Face Ripper Four: The Rippening. 242 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:36,400 Uh, yeah! Because the face is a terrible thing to lose, lose, lose... 243 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,800 A horror movie, huh? (CHUCKLES) You know what? 244 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,720 On second thought, I do have a thing, too, actually. 245 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,440 Yeah, real busy. Uh, you guys have fun now. 246 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:52,240 (THEME SONG PLAYS) 247 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,760 You love me, I love me more 248 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,720 (GRUNTS) I can't get enough of this song. 249 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,480 -So, there's the door -HOOVER: Ah! 250 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,760 Ah! (HUMS) 251 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,000 MADAME X: Hoover! Who told you... 252 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,800 -Huh? -MADAME X: ...you could shut down early? 253 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,160 You did, Your X-ness. Don't you remember? 254 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,640 Tonight's the big JTT concert at the WiFri! 255 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,640 Oh, yeah, don't forget to wear the Billy Joe underwear. 256 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,800 We know how he likes to hang out at that grease pit. 257 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,840 But Your X-ness, it'll leave a visible panty-line 258 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,320 through my skinny jeans. 259 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,120 We can't have that. 260 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,880 So, you'll wear the undies over your jeans. 261 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,280 -But... -(BUTTON BEEPS) 262 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,080 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 263 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,440 Dude, check it out! Wall-to-wall hotness. Watch your feet. 264 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,760 -(HISSES) -Hey, Spencer. 265 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,040 -Come on! There's Mallory. -No go, Lieutenant. 266 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,040 Commander Jeev's got missile lock on another target. 267 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,840 And then I saw another bag in the window, and another, and another... 268 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,040 -(LOLO SCREAMS) -(RAJEEV SHOUTS) 269 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,200 How do you like this, Lolo? Huh? 270 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,960 Looks like the pretty lady spilled her drink. 271 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,760 -Allow the Jeevster to treat you... -(BOTH LAUGH) 272 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,920 ...to another one. 273 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,800 Hey, Mallory. 274 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,240 Hey, Spencer. I'm glad you made it. 275 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,720 Commander Jeev reporting to base. Target has been engaged. 276 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,360 -Ugh. -Yeah, the Raj is in the house! 277 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,920 -Hmm. -(CHUCKLES) 278 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,960 -BILLY: Come on, Cobra. You can do this! -(VIDEO GAME BEEPING) 279 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,720 (GRUNTS) Spencer Wright, your high score is about to be my score. 280 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 You love me 281 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,320 -My song! -Game over. 282 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,120 No! 283 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,480 That's the way I feel girl 284 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,760 (GLASS SHATTERS) 285 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,520 (PHONE RINGS) 286 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,160 -Ouch! Bummer. -Get my back. 287 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,720 Ya-hoo! B-Ghost! What's cracking? 288 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,200 Yeah, listen, I'm needing a little breakski from the gaming. 289 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,720 Is it too late to join you dudes? 290 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,680 Uh, of course not, the face ripping is just starting to get good. 291 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,200 Oh, man, is that an eyeball? 292 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,960 -(GASPS) -I think, I'm gonna be... 293 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,760 (IMITATES VOMITING) 294 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,000 Get your transparent buns over here, Cobra. Pronto. 295 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,120 Uh, you know what, I have this, like, thing that I was gonna do... 296 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,360 Not the thing that I was telling you about before, another thing that I got... 297 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,560 I gotta go. Bye! 298 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,480 -(PHONE BEEPS) -(WHISTLES) 299 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,360 I can't believe I'm scamming Billy. Am I a bad friend? 300 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,920 Great question, but right now, Commander Jeev has a mission to run. 301 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:37,560 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 302 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,200 (SQUEALS) Just 50 more points and the record is mine! 303 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,440 This is Kath Katherson, here at the WiFri in Beverly Heights, 304 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,240 where Jonah Tyler Taylor is getting ready to take the stage for what is being called 305 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,560 -the "concert of the year"! -BILLY: What's that? 306 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,520 -I thought it was a bust. -KATH: This show is anything but a bust. 307 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,760 -Huh? -JTT is set to break attendance records 308 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,120 tonight, ironically including those set by Billy Joe Cobra. 309 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,680 -No! -Game over. 310 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,520 No! 311 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,680 -(GRUNTS) -(TV SHATTERS) 312 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:12,920 (GRUNTS) You've ruined my perfect song, you've ruined my perfect game. 313 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,520 Now, I am gonna ruin you! 314 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,080 (SCREAMS) 315 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,480 Well, just in case there's an intermission. 316 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:26,120 Ladies and gentlemen, and ladies. 317 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,960 Please put your hands together... 318 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,440 -(CLAPS) -...for Jonah Tyler Taylor! 319 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,720 (MUSIC PLAYING) 320 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,680 Whoa! 321 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:42,000 (CROWD CHEERING) 322 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,240 Hey. 323 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,800 (CHEERS) 324 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,400 I can't see Jonah's moves! (GRUNTS) 325 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,920 Get out of my way, short stuff! 326 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,120 (GRUNTING) 327 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,920 (SCREAMS) 328 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,400 (GROANS) 329 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,600 (PHONE RINGING) 330 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,240 -(PHONE BEEPS) -Hey, Billy. What's up? 331 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,560 Bro, guess where I am? The JTT concert. 332 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,920 And I'm about to JT-Trash it! 333 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,560 (LAUGHS) 334 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,400 Uh, you really think that's a good idea? 335 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,760 It's a great idea. 336 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960 -I'll call you later with the details. -(PHONE BEEPS) 337 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,120 (LAUGHS) 338 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,320 (GRUNTS) 339 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,960 (CROWD GASPS) 340 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,200 -Oh! (SQUEALS) -(CROWD CHEERING) 341 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,440 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 342 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,280 -(GROANS) -Spencer, what are you doing? 343 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,440 Oh, uh, nothing. I, uh, dropped my wallet. 344 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,120 -(CHUCKLES) -Yeah! 345 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,360 -(YELLS) -(CROWD GASP) 346 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,800 -(GASPS) Whoo! -(CROWD CHEER) 347 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,480 (GRUMBLES AND LAUGHS) 348 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,560 -(BUTTONS BEEP) -(GROANS AND LAUGHS) 349 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,120 (FEEDBACK PLAYS) 350 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,680 -(BEATBOXING) -(CROWD CHEERS) 351 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:12,880 (GRUNTS) Billy Joe Cobra? Oh, he would have to show up on my night off! 352 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,280 -Hey! Get off! -(SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 353 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,880 Oh, well, I can't see anything anyway. 354 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,240 Ah! (GRUNTS) 355 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,400 Spencer, you don't seem like you wanna hang out with me. 356 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,400 No, I do. It's just... 357 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,080 -(YELLS) -(SCREAMS) 358 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,480 -Gotta go. -(SIGHS) 359 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,560 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 360 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,360 (CROWD BOOING) 361 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,000 Yeah, he ruins everything. I'm glad you people finally get that! 362 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,720 Looks like it's over for you, pal. 363 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,720 -(GROANS) -(MACHINE WHIRRING) 364 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,280 And for you, too, Billy Joe Cobra! 365 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,800 (GRUNTS) I love you, JTT! 366 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,280 -(KISSES) -(CROWD BOOING) 367 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,080 Sorry! 368 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,520 -(SCREAMS) -(CROWD EXCLAIMS) 369 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,120 (SCREAMS) Uh-oh. 370 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,920 (SCREAMS) 371 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,200 (GROANS) 372 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,680 -(GRUNTS) -(CROWD BOOING) 373 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,320 -Billy! -(LAUGHS) 374 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,920 Thank you, Beverly Heights! 375 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,400 This one's called, "You Love Me, I Love Me More." 376 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,840 You love me, I love me more... 377 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,920 Huh? My song! 378 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,280 You love me, I love me more 379 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,640 Whoa! 380 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,320 That's the way I feel, girl 381 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,400 (GRUNTS) 382 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,800 -(GRUNTS) -(BILLY GROANS) 383 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,200 (SCREAMS) 384 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,960 (GRUNTS) 385 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,000 I will never get used to that thing. 386 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,920 Hey, there's the little dweeb who tried to ruin the show. 387 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,200 -Hoover out. -Get him! 388 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,480 There he is! 389 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,400 KLEET: (GRUNTS) Get him! 390 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,080 (ALL GRUNT) 391 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,840 -KLEET: You ruined the show! -(TIRES SCREECHING) 392 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,720 KLEET: Let me beat you up! 393 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,040 -You okay, Billy? -Thanks, bromaine. 394 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,200 If you hadn't have showed up, 395 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,840 the Hoover monkey would've had me for sure. 396 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,560 Uh, yeah. 397 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,360 Th... The thing is, Billy... 398 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,560 I've been here the whole time. 399 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,280 -Huh? -I wanted to hang out with Mallory, 400 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,880 but I didn't wanna be on the Cobra enemy list. 401 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,000 So, I kind of lied. I'm really sorry. 402 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,160 Dude, are you kidding me? 403 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,160 You should've told me there was a honey involved. 404 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:33,360 I mean, sure, I'm full-time hatin' on JTT, but I still got my priorities on straight. 405 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,760 Thank you, Beverly Heights. 406 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,400 That song was for someone very special to me. 407 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:44,320 My biggest inspiration, the late, great Billy Joe Cobra! 408 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,800 I love you, Billy! 409 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,680 CROWD: (CHANTS) Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! 410 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,320 (CRIES) 411 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:58,640 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 412 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,680 -MALLORY: Spencer! -Mallory, I'm really sorry. 413 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,640 For chasing that guy off the stage and saving the show? 414 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,680 Why should you be? You were amazing! 415 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,120 (CHUCKLES) Well, no one messes with my man JTT! 416 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,880 (MALLORY CHUCKLES) 417 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,880 Oh, looks like we both did pretty good tonight, buddy. 418 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,280 Hey, which one do you guys like best? 419 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,160 Maybe I'll just get 'em all, oh, and the hoodies, 420 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,880 and the friendship bracelets, and the teddy bears! 421 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,080 Oh, look at these placemats! And the scarves. There's the boots. 422 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,720 Oh, the posters! Oh, yes! 423 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,360 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 424 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,160 MALE VOICE: Yes! 31681

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.