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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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And Billy Joe Cobra.
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He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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You have dishonored my family.
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And you have dishonored my family,
and my dog.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Wow! Serious reflexes, man.
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When you are a sensei master,
every muscle’s got the twitch of a cat.
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-You? A sensei master?
-That’s right, young brohoppers.
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I was the first pop star to earn
the 47th-degree suede belt.
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-Yeah.
-Wow!
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-Wait a minute. A suede belt?
-That is correct.
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(FLY BUZZING)
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(BOTH GASP)
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-Show us some moves! Show us some moves!
-Show us some moves! Show us some moves!
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Alas, I cannot.
My kung fu is too powerful, man.
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Registered weapons in 89 states.
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-Please?
-Please?
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Fine. I’ll show you.
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But this is a serious breach
of kung fu brotocol.
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You can’t tell anyone.
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And if the room spontaneously combusts,
BJC apologizes in advance.
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(GRUNTS)
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Huh?
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What the what?
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Any poor chump on the receiving end
of the finger,
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will be drinking out of a straw
for the rest of his life. Observe.
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(BOTH GASP)
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BOTH: Whoa!
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This is radtastic! I’ve always wanted
to do a kung fu movie,
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and with you as my fight coordinator,
I can make it the baddest one ever! Ha!
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Okay, let’s shoot. Rajeev,
you play the drifter hero.
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The only hope for mankind is for you
to defeat the dreaded zombie lord.
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-Ready, Sensei Cobra?
-Yeah.
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Rolling, and action!
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You have insulted my family!
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I will take my vengeance
by eating your brains!
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(SHOUTS)
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Cut!
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You know, I don’t recall putting
"acting like a wuss" in the script.
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(CHUCKLES) It’s called improvising.
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-Rajeev, this isn’t working.
-(MEOWING)
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Which is why I’m promoting you
to cameraman.
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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Now, who am I gonna get to replace him?
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(LAUGHS) Look at the loser making one
of his loser movies.
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Now there’s a guy born to play a zombie!
He’s already brain-dead.
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Perfect! And you can play
the Jeevster’s part.
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As my relative,
you already got my leading man looks.
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Aw, forget it. I can’t fight Kleet.
He’ll turn my face into tapioca.
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Not with Sensei Cobra at the controls.
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Yeah! That is a great idea, buddy!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUNCHING)
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SPENCER: What poise! What bone structure!
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You know what? I never noticed it before,
but this kid’s got the "it" factor.
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-Kleet, baby, I can make you a star!
-Too late, loser. I’m already a star.
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MALE VOICE ON TV: Disgusting pit stains
got you down?
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-Yuck! Stains!
-MALE VOICE: Here's the solution.
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It only took 100 takes.
The director said I was a natural.
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That is so obvious, big guy.
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Look, loser, if you don’t leave me
and my burger alone,
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I’m gonna use your face
as my personal punching bag.
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Wow! When did you read my script?
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-Huh?
-Yeah. Your character says that
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right before he beats my character
to a pulp.
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-Okay, Kleet, for this scene, you...
-(BEEPING)
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Stay with me, big guy.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SIGHS) This isn’t gonna be easy.
All right. Let’s just try one, okay?
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-Are we rolling?
-Yeah! I got some mad cameraman skills.
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And... action!
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Zombie Lord, your days of terrorizing
the town are over.
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Prepare to be vanquished!
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(GASPS) Yuck! Stains!
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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-Cut!
-Wha...
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Hey, creep!
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Adrian!
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(RAJEEV SCREAMS)
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Hello, Lolo.
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-(THUDS)
-(GRUNTS)
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-Ouch!
-(SIGHS)
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Oh. Am I being promoted again?
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Uh, yeah. To makeup artist.
Kleet needs a touch-up.
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Go to work.
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(GROANS)
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-Kleet is a disaster.
-That’s on you, pepperbroni.
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A good director can work with anyone.
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Reminds me of the time I did that movie,
Going Ape.
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I had to work with a chimpanzee.
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It was a nightmare!
But the director figured it out.
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He used chocolate.
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-And that worked? The chimp was good?
-No, the chimp was terrible.
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The chocolate was for me.
(LAUGHS) And I was brilliant.
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Okay. But you’re right, it is on me.
Kleet's a bad actor.
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Hey! Maybe the key is to not have him act!
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Why don’t you just use chocolate?
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Hey, Kleet. I need to talk to...
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What? Rajeev, what did you do?
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I’m the makeup artiste.
Faces are my canvas.
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Promotion time.
I am putting you on clapboard.
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Oh! You heard?
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The Jeevster is a quadruple threat!
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So, what do you want to talk
to me about, loser?
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You know what? I was gonna give you
some acting tips, but why bother?
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Your big, dumb, ugly head is too thick
to understand ‘em.
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(GROWLING)
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I’m calling the whole school
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so they can watch me put you
on life support.
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Good! Good! Hold on to that anger!
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Get ready to roll!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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-You are on top of this, right?
-Easy as taking chocolate from a monkey.
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Let’s do this, people.
I need my moron on the set. Come on.
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Clap-master in the house!
(SCREAMS)
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-Action!
-(GROWLING)
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(LOCKS FIST)
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Got your back, Dude Manchu!
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Your days of threatening this village
are at an end, Zombie Lord!
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(GROANING)
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(SHOUTS)
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Huh.
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(GIGGLES)
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Yeah! Go for the kidney!
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I... I mean, no fighting.
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-Cut.
-That felt good to me,
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but if you guys want another...
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Hey, sensei.
You’re supposed to have my back.
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Hey, I’m sorry.
He uses an exotic fighting style.
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But I’ve got him figured out, man.
This time, he’s eating pavement.
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No surrender!
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-RAJEEV: Action!
-(GRUNTS)
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-Hyah!
-(CHUCKLES)
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-(ROARS)
-(SHOUTS)
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(BOTH SHOUT)
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Hey! Where'd you go, you little twerp?
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You know what, broski?
I think I know the problem.
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It’s Kleet. He’s not a human
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but a cyborg warrior sent from the future,
programmed for destruction.
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He looks so human.
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Is that the problem, Billy?
Or is it that you stink at martial arts?
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-Tell that to the suede belt!
-Please. You wanna know what I think?
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That your instructor
was just kissing your butt!
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Wrong! That was my manager who did that.
And my agent,
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my doggie trainer, actually. My lawyer,
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-huh, hairdresser...
-KLEET: Found you! Get down here
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so my fist can have some fun
with your face.
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Clapboard’s ready to go!
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Huh? Uh-oh.
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-(THUDS, SHATTERS)
-(HORN HONKING)
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That is totally weird.
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No matter what Rajeev does,
he completely messes it up.
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Hah! Lunch break, everybody!
We’ll finish shooting after.
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(GASPS)
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Okay, I want a hamburger, a cheeseburger,
a hot dog...
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Kleet, baby, the star gets a private chef.
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(FLUSHES)
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Let Chef Rajeev surprise
and delight your taste buds. (CHUCKLES)
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Et voilà!
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Rajeev’s special bouillabaisse!
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(SCREAMS)
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(MUNCHING)
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-I love my new promotion!
-I’m pretty sure I’m gonna love it, too.
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I know what you’re thinking,
Steven Spiel... (BURPS) ...loser!
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That I won’t want to flatten your face
after enjoying such a delicious meal.
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Don’t worry, you’re still
an obituary waiting to happen.
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I’m gonna start by using your leg
as a hockey stick,
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and your head will be the puck.
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BILLY: Dude, I’ve been boning up
on some cyborg fighting techniques.
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Check it out.
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-I’m okay.
-(GROWLING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(FARTS)
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-(FARTS)
-(THROWS UP)
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Stains.
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Stains.
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-(BEEPS)
-You nailed it, George Bromero.
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Thanks to Rajeev’s home cooking,
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Kleet turned out to be
a pretty good zombie after all.
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I feel so used.
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I just don’t get
how you knew Rajeev’s soup
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would fry Kleet’s onboard
robotics systems.
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-Huh.
-(BEE BUZZING)
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There’s still one thing I don’t get.
How’d you learn that kung fu move?
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Kung fu? We just ate a lot of Chinese food
on the tour bus. (LAUGHS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Are you sure this is gonna taste
like cola?
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Cobra’s honor.
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-(SLURPING)
-(BILLY LAUGHING)
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You are so gullibro! Why would you think
that hot sauce,
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pickle relish,
and mustard would taste like cola?
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Uh, cheese-and-onion smoothie not workin’
for ya?
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This'll help take the taste away.
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Thanks, Buck. Why don't you go prank
someone else, toolbag?
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I got important movie stuff to do.
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Whoa. Lot of dislikes for my new flick.
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-Which one? Three Men and a Zombie?
-No,
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Zombies of the Caribbean.
Everybody’s sick of my zombie movies.
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Listen to this.
"When it comes to your movies,
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"the zombies aren’t the only thing
that’s dead." Signed "WiFri Buck."
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Just keepin’ it real, friend.
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Spencer Wright is not a one-trick pony,
and I can prove it.
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"For all you haters out there,
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"I will post a zombie-free movie
by the end of the day!"
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-What do you say to that?
-Awesome sauce.
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My dude, what are you doing?
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You’re going at that stuff
like you’ve never had gum before.
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(GULPS)
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-Wait. You’ve never had gum before?
-Nah, I had people chew it for me.
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Pretty rad, though.
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It’s like a stretchy fruit salad
whose taste never goes away.
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Oh, wait, it's going away.
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Okay, non-zombie movie.
Non-zombie movie. Non-zombie movie.
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-BILLY: Wait, I got it!
-A movie idea?
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-My first bubble! Check it out!
-What is up with you and that gum?
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(SLURPS) I don’t know, dude.
I’m just lovin’ it.
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Chewing fun.
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Billy Joe Cobra like to chew.
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Well, could you give it a rest?
I’m trying to think.
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-Sure, no probs.
-Thank you.
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Non-zombie movie. Non-zombie movie...
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(GURGLING)
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-Dude!
-I’m sorry, Broseph.
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I... I just can’t stop.
I don’t wanna stop.
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Where, oh, where has this gum been
all my life?
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Dude, you’re out of control.
Gimme the gum.
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No! Get away!
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00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,080
(CHOKES)
238
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,600
-(BURPS)
-Ew! Billy, that’s nasty!
239
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,800
I’m not doing it.
It’s like this thing is alive!
240
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,240
Hey! I bet that when you choked
on your gum it got all ectoplasm-ed up.
241
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,720
It’s pretty awesome.
242
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,920
And it’s the star of my new movie!
243
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,960
I’ll call it, The Blob.
244
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,120
Catchy. Whoa!
245
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:29,080
-Come on. Let’s get some more gum.
-I thought I was out of control.
246
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,040
Eh, you’ll be fine.
247
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,000
If we’re gonna make a movie,
we’re gonna need a bigger bubble.
248
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,160
Come on! Follow me!
249
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,240
Easy there, blob.
250
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,760
(MUSIC PLAYING)
251
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,240
And action!
252
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,080
Oh, no! It’s the blob!
253
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,240
-Cut!
-What was wrong with that?
254
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,720
I thought it was perfect.
255
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,000
It was good, but the blob needs
to be much bigger.
256
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,560
Okay, Billy, chew some more gum
and we’ll do another take.
257
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,600
-No gum, chum.
-I got some Rajasthan Punching Gum.
258
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,240
It’s some seriously powerful stuff,
though.
259
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,280
You’re not supposed to chew it near
an open flame.
260
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,880
-Oh, boy!
-(SIZZLES)
261
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,080
How ‘bout a little lunch break?
262
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,320
Uh-huh. No time for lunch, Rajeev.
I’m on a deadline.
263
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,880
This stuff is spicy!
264
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,000
(SCREAMS)
265
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,520
Awesome!
266
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,960
Chew, baby, chew!
267
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,560
-Nice blobby...
-(GROWLING)
268
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,800
Nice...
269
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,200
Let’s shoot this thing! Rajeev?
270
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,320
Rajeev?
271
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:50,840
Uh. Spencer? Hello?
Get me out of here!
272
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,280
(BEEPING)
273
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:57,480
-Rajeev?
-(VIBRATING)
274
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,800
-SPENCER: Hey! You’ve reached...
-You stupid...
275
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,400
-...Spencer’s cell. You know what to do.
-(BEEPING)
276
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,560
Dude, get me out of here!
It smells like Billy’s breath!
277
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,000
Eh. Somebody’s gotta be able to help me!
278
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,200
-Let's see. Ah!
-(PHONE RINGING)
279
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,600
Didn’t I tell you to lose
this number, Rajeev?
280
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,080
No, no! Don’t hang up.
281
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,440
I’m stuck inside a giant blob
at Spencer’s house
282
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,560
and I need you to get me out!
You gotta help me!
283
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,040
-Buy me a car.
-Okay, okay, I’ll buy you a car.
284
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,840
Just get me out of here.
285
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,440
And wear that blue top.
You know, the one with the...
286
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,480
-(DIALING TONE)
-Eh. Never mind.
287
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,680
You know what? I bet he’s at the WiFri.
288
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,560
-I’m gonna go over there and reel him in.
-(GROWLS)
289
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,240
Keep chewing, Billy.
And see if you can find some more gum.
290
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,040
I want the blob to be even bigger
when I get back, okay?
291
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,480
(MUFFLES)
292
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,760
(BURPS)
293
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,240
No, blob. Stay.
294
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,880
Billy, keep him here. We can’t have
that thing running around the streets.
295
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,040
The Cobra needs more gum!
296
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,280
ABC, always be chewing!
297
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,080
Get the stupid idiot out of the blob
and let’s get out of here!
298
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,200
(SQUEAKING)
299
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,760
Adrian! What’s the hold-up, you dunce?
300
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,280
(SQUEAKING)
301
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,640
-I believe you know Adrian.
-Shut it, Rajeev.
302
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,600
Get me out of this goop
before I rip your face off!
303
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,240
That’s gonna be kinda tricky.
You came here to rescue me, remember?
304
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,080
Now, since it looks like we’re gonna be
here a while,
305
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,800
we might as well get comfortable, right?
306
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,840
Come on, babe, why don’t you park it next
to the Jeevster.
307
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,720
(GROWLS)
308
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,760
Gum, gum. Gum-alicious.
309
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,840
Gum?
310
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,360
Ew. Not gum! I need gum.
311
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,360
Gum.
312
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,160
-We won the trophy! We won the trophy!
-We won the trophy! We won the trophy!
313
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,840
Hey! Who ordered the bounce house?
314
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,560
(TIRES SCREECH)
315
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,880
Hey, kids! Neat playhouse,
but I’m kind of claustrophobic,
316
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,160
and if I’m not out of here
in five minutes,
317
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,400
I’m gonna start talking
in a Swedish accent.
318
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,920
And trust me, you don’t want that!
319
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,800
Let’s just step over here
for a little privacy.
320
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,200
(SCREAMS)
321
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,840
Hey, Shanila. Have you seen
that slacker brother of yours?
322
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,240
I thought he was with you.
323
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,800
I’m standing in front
of this gigantic blob,
324
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,240
where, moments ago, neighbors say
a popular but stuck-up high school girl
325
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,800
and a family in an unfashionable car
were sucked inside.
326
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,680
Who knows who else, or what else,
might be within its gummy walls?
327
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,640
Billy, what are you doing?
328
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,560
Snap out of it!
329
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,800
This is all my fault!
330
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,320
-I turned you into a gum fiend!
-It’s cool.
331
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,760
Hey, you wouldn’t happen
to have any gum on you, would ya?
332
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,120
What? No! No more gum!
333
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,400
Come on, the blob's gone psycho.
We have got to stop it!
334
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,800
(GASPS)
335
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,600
(INHALES)
336
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,840
Don’t worry, Jeevster!
We’re gonna get you out of there!
337
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:52,160
Oh. Take your time.
Me and Lolo are just chillin’ and...
338
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,840
Get me out of here, you fool! Now!
339
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,320
(GROWLING, BURPING)
340
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,480
(ALL SCREAM)
341
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,520
Not cool! No one touches gold Billy!
342
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,920
(SCREAMING)
343
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,440
(SPEAKING SWEDISH) Hjälp mig!
344
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,760
No!
345
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,240
On the bright side,
I’ve definitely lost the urge to chew gum.
346
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,960
That’s it! You gotta chew it!
347
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,000
Dude, you got gum in your ears?
I just kicked the habit!
348
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,560
Don’t you get it?
The blob came from your ectoplasm.
349
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,480
Only you can stop it, by chewing it up.
350
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,160
Fine!
351
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,560
(INHALES)
352
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,880
(MUSIC PLAYING)
353
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,840
Hi, honey. Did you hear?
Jessica won her karate tournament.
354
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,120
(SPEAKING SWEDISH)
Ja! Ja! Första pris!
355
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,400
Guess we’ll have quite a story
to tell our kids, eh, honey-bunny?
356
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,680
You owe me a car.
357
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,320
-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
358
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,640
-Are you okay?
-You ruined my date!
359
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,520
Quick, blow another bubble!
360
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,040
-(WHINES)
-(GULPS)
361
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,000
Yeah, too bad you didn’t get
to make your flick, dude.
362
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,760
-It would’ve been killer.
-Yep.
363
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,400
Well, guess I better face
the MeTube music.
364
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,240
Wait! This doesn’t make sense.
I got over 300 likes.
365
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,600
Hey, get this. They think the blob
was a special effect.
366
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,920
The most awesome one ever.
367
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,440
-You’re welcome.
-Thanks, Billy.
368
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,640
You know, I still feel pretty bad
for making you chew all that gum.
369
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,240
Hey, no harm, no foul, bro.
370
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,360
The important thing is,
I’m done with chewing gum.
371
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,280
I’ve moved on to something way better.
372
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,800
(GRINDING)
373
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,160
Huh? Uh.
374
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,400
-Oh! Get my camera and call Rajeev!
-(CHUCKLES)
375
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,720
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
376
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,480
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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