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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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(GROANS) Wow, Jeevster.
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You've done a banging job
of setting up for this party.
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(SHANILLA GRUNTS)
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What's that, Rajeev?
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You've earned yourself
a little preview of this cake?
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Well, well, if you insist!
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-SHANILLA: No!
-RAJEEV: Ow!
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I told Spencer
I'd keep you away from Billy's cake.
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-(ICING BUZZES)
-(SCREAMS)
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Good thing I had the icing electrified.
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-You're gonna behave yourself now?
-You win this round.
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-(DOOR OPENS)
-Hide!
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RAJEEV: Uh.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Surprise! (CHUCKLES)
-Surprise! (CHUCKLES)
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Sorry, guys. Just me.
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Have you seen
the guest of honor any place?
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-Mm-mm.
-Mm-mm.
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Man, we go to all the trouble
of throwing him a party on his "big day",
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-and then he goes AWOL!
-(GROANS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Dude, you gotta get your butt over
to the Tiki Room!
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Somebody left a whole litter
of tiger cubs over there! (CHUCKLES)
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Oh, what does it matter?
My fans have forgotten me.
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Every year, on this day,
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thousands of Cobraheads
used to mob this place
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to celebrate the anniversary
of my first number-one single.
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This year, nada! (SOBS)
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Come on, a dip in your hot-fudge Jacuzzi
will make you forget all about 'em.
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Now I know how it feels to be a nobody.
(SOBS)
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How do you do it?
I mean, it must be horrible
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to feel like this all the time.
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-(SIGHS)
-(SQUIRREL CHITTERS)
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(SQUEAKS)
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(SQUIRRELS CHITTER)
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(LAUGHS)
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-MADAME X OVER MICROPHONE: Hoover...
-(EXCLAIMS)
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...report in. What have you learned?
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-The target is feeling blue today.
-(SQUEAKS)
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He's worried that he's been forgotten
by his fans.
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(SQUIRRELS CHITTER)
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Listen up, dolt!
Here's what you're going to do.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SOBS) No-good fickle fan base.
(SNIFFLES, GROANS)
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Billy, come with me
to the Freaky Tiki Room.
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There's something in there
that's gonna cheer you up, buddy.
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(SOBS) Nothing could cheer me up, man.
Without my fans, I'm...
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'Cause when I'm looking at your face
It's just like...
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Fans!
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Loving you is easy
'Cause you look just like me
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-I loved...
-(SONG STOPS PLAYING)
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Billy Joe... (CLEARS THROAT)
...I mean, Billy Joe Cobra! (EXCLAIMS)
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-Wow! And she can see me!
-Huh?
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Uh. Billy, hello? That's Sam Hoover.
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You know, the guy who's always trying
to suck you into a jar!
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Get your contact lenses checked,
brotein shake.
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I don't remember Sam Hoover
sporting lashes like those!
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Well, I bet you remember him
wearing your underwear...
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-(GROANS)
-...so he can see you!
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Doesn't prove anything.
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The Cobra left a lot of underwear lying
around town.
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(SCREAMS)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Okay, so it's Sam Hoover.
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Doesn't mean he's here to ghostnap me.
Maybe he's my one true fan
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and all that ghostnapping stuff
is just a chance
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for him to get close to his hero.
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Am I right, Sambroni?
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Um. Yes. The thing that you just said.
That's exactly right.
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So, you're Billy's one true fan, huh?
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You must know everything about him.
Quick! What's his favorite snack?
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Uh. Pickle... Um. No, deviled...
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MADAME X: It's chunky peanut butter
with the chunks taken out.
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Chunky peanut butter
with the chunks taken out.
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-Correct-asaurus!
-What's his favorite animal?
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(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
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The unicor-poise, half unicorn,
half porpoise.
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-What is the capital of Burkina Faso?
-Ouagadougou.
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This is bogus!
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-(GRUNTS)
-He's probably getting the answers
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-over an earpiece or something!
-Huh?
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Or he really is my biggest fan.
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Hey, how would you like to hang out
at chez Cobra today?
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-Billy!
-Bro-worm.
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You're just gonna have to learn
to share.
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What is taking them so long?
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Hmm? Hmm.
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What? I'm just stretching!
My butt is cramped up.
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This is the old stu-stu-studio.
It's where the magic happens.
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How about a little private concert
for my biggest fan?
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Which one of my monster hits is your fave?
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Yes, which of your monster hits
is my favorite, huh?
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-(MADAME X WHISTLING)
-(WATER RUNNING)
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The one about the abominable snow man?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Hey, let's jam on it together!
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-Here, take one of these!
-Wha... I can't play any of these.
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I... I've got my own instrument though.
(CHUCKLES)
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He's going for the Ghost Containment Unit!
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(SAM GRUNTING)
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-Hmm.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's no way to treat my biggest fan!
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-Yes, Spencer.
-I've got my eyes on you.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Warm up the biscuits, Groover,
'cause here comes the jam!
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(GUITAR PLAYING)
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(HARMONICA PLAYING)
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-(VINYL SCRATCHES)
-(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey!
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I'm back from my mani-pedi, Hoover.
(BLOWS)
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Have you got him yet?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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SPENCER: (GRUNTS) No!
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-SAM: Yeah!
-BILLY: Woo-hoo!
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SAM: Yeah!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(GRUNTS)
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-(GROANS)
-(GROANS)
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-Woo-hoo! Yeah!
-(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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I'm starving!
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Ah!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES) Huh?
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-(SAM CLEARING THROAT)
-What happened to you,
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-sloppy-bro? You're a mess!
-Huh? Ah. Uh-oh.
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Really? 'Cause I didn't notice.
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I mean, what with protecting you
from Sam Hoover and all!
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Dude, I don't need protecting!
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This is a whole new Sam Hoover!
I'm telling you,
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-he's a bud, now!
-Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a great bud.
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Look, I need a shower, okay?
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Just do me a favor and don't go anywhere
for two minutes, can you do that?
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(SCOFFS)
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-(MICROPHONE RINGING)
-(THUDS)
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-(MICROPHONE RINGING)
-Uh...
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(SIGHS) Your X-ness? Is that you?
Oh, I'm having the most exhilarating day!
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Where have you been,
you thickheaded dunce?
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I've been trying to reach you for hours!
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I... I've been chasing Mr. Cobra, nonstop.
He's quite the elusive foe.
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MADAME X:
My patience is wearing thin, Hoover.
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Bring him now, or it's back
to eating cat food for you.
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Yes, Your X-ness.
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(WHIMPERS) Oh.
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(WHIMPERS) Yeah. (GRUNTS)
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-(SQUEAKS)
-(GRUNTS)
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Yo, Hoova-stank,
the Spencemonkey's shampoozapaloozing.
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Let's go swipe all the towels.
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(GASPS) Bro-trayal!
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It pains me to do this, Billy Joe,
but cat food doesn't agree with me.
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-But... but... but I thought we were buds!
-But we are!
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Oh, we can still have fun together!
Of course, you'll be living in a jar.
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No, no! Oh... (MUMBLES)
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(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
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-Huh?
-(PANTS)
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-(GROANS)
-(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(SQUEAKS)
-(GRUNTS)
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Ah!
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-(SQUEAKS)
-(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(PANTS, SCREAMS)
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-Surprise!
-Surprise!
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-(SAM GROANS)
-(CHUCKLES)
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BILLY: Let me out of here, dude!
I got claustro-bro-bia!
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Oh, I'll let you out.
After you say that I was right.
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-(SAM GRUNTING)
-Fine, you were right! Just let me out!
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-(GRUNTS)
-(GHOST CONTAINMENT UNIT BEEPS)
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Freedom!
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Well played, Billy.
Back to the indoor golf?
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Radtastic! Race you there!
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Wait a minute. I'm not falling for that!
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-Well, in that case...
-(BEEPING)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(GROANS) Okay.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(MACHINE ENGINE REVS)
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(GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)
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-RAJEEV: Huh?
-Huh?
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(CHUCKLES, GRUNTS) Ow!
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-Madame X?
-MADAME X: You didn't get him, did you?
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SAM: Well, no.
But, Madame, please, give me a chance.
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-Uh.
-MADAME X: You incompetent boob!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey,
what's up with all the partyphernalia?
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It's for you.
To celebrate your special day.
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Spendleton! This is bro-riffic!
Thanks, bros!
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Huh? You haven't even seen the cake yet.
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-Uh. Right. The cake.
-Huh?
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-Rajeev!
-It wasn't just me!
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-Shanilla ate half of it!
-I had to!
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It was the only way I could stop Rajeev
from eating the whole thing!
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-I loved you when I met you...
-Huh?
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-Hmm?
-And now you're even dearer...
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Huh? My fans!
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When I'm looking at your face
It's like I’m looking in the mirror...
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It's the Cobra Army!
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-I don't understand.
-Wait a minute.
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What day did "Loving You Is Easy"
come out?
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-Um. The 21st.
-Because the 21st is starting now!
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-Read a calendar much?
-Hey, I had people for that!
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-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
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RAJEEV: That's funny!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, Spence! Cannonball! Yeah!
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Oh, yeah.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Man, sometimes being a ghost
is a bottle of lame sauce.
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-Whoa!
-What? It's not a bald spot!
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-It's just the way I combed my hair today!
-No, drillbit, check it out.
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This producer, Barry Bernard,
is remaking Night of the Flying Zombies,
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and he's looking for a director!
I'm calling this dude right now!
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-(CELLPHONE KEYPAD BEEPS)
-Yeah, great idea, broman.
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Better hurry up,
before some other 14-year-old
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unknown beats you to the gig.
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Uh. You know what? You're right.
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Uh. He's never gonna let a kid direct
a major motion picture.
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Hey, no sweat pants. All you gotta do
is make him think you're an A-list player
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-instead of a newbie-nator.
-Keep talking.
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It's a cinch. This town is built on lies.
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In fact, I am actually
a 50-year-old woman.
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(WHISTLES)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CELLPHONE RINGING)
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This is the award-winning producer,
Barry Bernard. Start talking, go.
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Hey, Barry, Spencer Wright here.
Heard you need a helmer
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for your next major mo-pic.
We should huddle.
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Spencer Wright? Uh. I don't know the name.
I care about you why?
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Three words, BB. Zombie Slumber Party.
Check out your TV.
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Hey, guys! Pillow fight!
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(ZOMBIES GRUNT)
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Wow. Edgy, yet relatable,
with a sympathetic protagonist.
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-And it's on TV, so it must be good.
-Thanks, bro. I did the soundtrack.
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Hey, you know what? You look familiar.
Did we party together?
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Yeah, so swing by my studio
and make me an offer.
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BARRY: On my way, babe.
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(CHUCKLES) Woo-hoo!
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Okay! You think I can pass
for a grown man?
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Hmm. (CLICKS TONGUE)
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Now, you can! Remember,
just follow my lead.
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-The Cobra knows how this town works.
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Sander Knight! My favorite director.
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-It's been too long.
-(GRUNTS)
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Uh. It's Spencer Wright, actually.
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The man's walked all the way
from his limo. Offer him a water.
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-Uh. Can I get you a water?
-(EXHALES) Love one, babe.
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-I walked all the way from my limo-zine!
-(GASPS)
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Uh-huh! What did we rehearse?
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00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,680
Heather! Water for Mr. B!
257
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:06,000
Oh, I forgot. Silly me.
I sent her to the pet plastic surgeon.
258
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,120
Yeah, yeah, my Chihuahua's getting
a face lift.
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-So, I'll just go get the water myself.
-Much better.
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00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,040
Tell me about Sander Knight.
What makes him tick? Go!
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Well, Spencer Wright is a director
with a flair for special effects, and...
262
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Huh?
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00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,040
Uh. Hey! This guy's good!
The player's got chops.
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00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,400
So, let's close this baby,
before I get snapped up by someone else.
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-You know.
-JANE: Spencer!
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-We're home!
-Intruders!
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-(GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS)
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Jessica, it's me, Spencer.
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES) One of my bodyguards.
She's not the sharpest crayon in the box.
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Where have I seen you before?
Maybe at the supermarket?
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(GASPS) No! In a magazine
at the supermarket! (CHUCKLES)
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Okay, staff meeting!
Everybody in the lounge.
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This'll only take a sec, Baz.
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Dude, you can't just leave him here.
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00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,760
These executron producer types guys have,
like, zero attention span.
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He'll take off for a mani-pedi
the second he gets bored.
278
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:20,920
-Well, just keep an eye on him for me.
-No probs. Cobra is on Baz Patrol.
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00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,920
What are you doing home?
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You were supposed to be
at that kung fu tournament all day.
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Everyone was too afraid
to fight your sister,
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-so they just gave her the trophy.
-Hi-yah. Huh!
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Why are you dressed like that
and who's that creepy orange man?
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He's Barry Bernard. The Barry Bernard.
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Oh, my gosh! He is famous!
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There's a famous producer in my pool!
Oh, where are my hairdressing scissors?
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Look, I need you guys to be cool, okay?
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I'm trying to get him to hire me
for a movie.
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That's why I'm pretending to be an adult.
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Spencer, lying is wrong
and you know our motto.
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-Wrights are never wrong.
-Ah!
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-(WATCH TICKING)
-Hmm. (EXHALES)
293
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-Nobody keeps Barry Bernard waiting.
-Sorry, Baz.
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(GRUNTS) Huh?
295
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,560
Meeting's not over.
296
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,400
Wow! This guy's effects are scary good.
297
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,360
Now, take that disguise off
and go tell Mr. Bernard the truth.
298
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:27,360
Absolutely. Right after he autographs
my shoulder. (LAUGHS)
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00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,080
So, I guess you don't want
to be the hair stylist
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on a major motion picture.
301
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,200
And I guess you don't want to be
the accountant for a big movie studio.
302
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,760
No, I don't.
303
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,040
But I'd kill to be a prop guy!
Can you put in a word for me?
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That all depends now, doesn't it?
Are you guys willing to play ball, here?
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Hey, what about me?
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-I wanna be an action movie star.
-You got it, babe.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(CHUCKLES)
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Sorry about that, Baz.
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Little trouble with one of my productions
in Russia.
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-You know, it's monsoon season there.
-Monsoons are in India.
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See, this is why I need a good producer!
(CHUCKLES)
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So, what do you say we spill some ink
on those contracts
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-and move into the pre-pro?
-Don't mind me, boss.
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Just wanna show Barry
my mad styling skills. (CHUCKLES)
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Not a good time, Jane.
Barry and I are about to close our deal.
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-You're looking a little shaggy up top.
-(SCREAMS)
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Huh?
319
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Cobra, one, Mom, zero.
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00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,880
-(TRIMMER BUZZING)
-BARRY: Get off of me!
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00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,520
(GASPS) Oh. Look what you made me do.
Oh... well, better even it out.
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-Mom!
-Mom?
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00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,760
Yeah! You know Mom as in Momnica.
That's her name.
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I thought her name was Jane.
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00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,080
Oh. No. We just call her that
'cause Momnica is such a weird name.
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-Right?
-Ciao, Barry!
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Good save, bro-jangles.
Now fire her big behind!
328
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No A-list director would ever put up
with that kind of attitude!
329
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,680
I can't. She'll rat me out to Barry.
330
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,000
Hey, Mr. Bernard! Check out...
331
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,080
-Huh?
-...the Lawnmonster 3000.
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Just something I threw together
in the garage.
333
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,200
Hugh, what'd I tell you about barging
into meetings?
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00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,480
You want your allowance this week,
Mr. Wright?
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00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,240
-(LAWNMONSTER 3000 ENGINE REVS)
-(SCREAMS)
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00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,800
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
337
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,920
(SCREAMS)
338
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,920
-Billy!
-I'm on it.
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00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,720
-(SCREAMS)
-I'm off it.
340
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,720
-Dad! Shut it off!
-I'm trying, Son! Trying!
341
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,920
-(BUTTONS BEEP)
-(SCREAMS)
342
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,520
Jane... I mean, Momnica.
Back in the house... I mean, studio.
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00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,000
-You know what I mean!
-Hi-yah!
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-Hi-yah! Ho! Hi-yah!
-(GRUNTS)
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00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,120
(SQUEALS)
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00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,400
(GROANS)
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00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,600
Hi-yah! Ho!
I'm a kung fu warrior. Try to hit me.
348
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,160
Huh? Well, aren't you adorable.
349
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(BARRY SCREAMING)
350
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,600
-How's that for adorable?
-Jessica, back in the house!
351
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,560
-Barry, I can explain.
-(GROANS)
352
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,800
Don't bother.
353
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:19,640
And you can forget about ever working
on a Barry Bernard picture!
354
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,440
Dude, you got one shot left.
Tell him we're related.
355
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,640
How's that gonna help?
356
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,240
Look! I'm sure I've met
this broseph before.
357
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,560
Which means, he's gotta love me.
That's your ace in the hole.
358
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,040
-Hurry! You're losing him.
-Baz, wait!
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00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,680
(GRUNTS) Billy Joe Cobra is my cousin.
In fact, I inherited this crib from him.
360
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,960
And Billy would've definitely wanted you
to give me this gig. Okay?
361
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,520
-Billy Joe Cobra?
-Uh-huh.
362
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,680
-I did a video shoot with him once.
-And now comes the love!
363
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,800
-What a nightmare!
-(GASPS)
364
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,120
The guy walked in two days late,
365
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,680
didn't like the director's jeans
and walked right back out!
366
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,280
That's a lie!
It was the cameraman's jeans.
367
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,320
It'd be one thing
if the guy had any talent. (GROANS)
368
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,400
Do you know what my nickname was for him?
Billy Joke!
369
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,720
That's right! Figures,
this house used to belong to him.
370
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
Shares the same bad taste as his music.
371
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,200
What? Say what you will about my talent,
but no one disses the Cobra's lair!
372
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,360
How about a little tour of my ugly house!
373
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,480
(SCREAMS)
374
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,560
(SCREAMS)
375
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,800
(GRUNTS)
376
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,240
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
377
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,520
(GRUNTS)
378
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,680
(SCREAMS)
379
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,760
Yeah, well! So much for me
ever working in this town.
380
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,000
I guess I can always be an accountant,
like Dad.
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00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,320
Now, come on, Baz.
Violence never solves anything.
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00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,960
(GRUNTS) You're a genius!
Those special effects are mind-blowing!
383
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,880
How did you do all that to me?
I couldn't even see the wires!
384
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,240
You don't want me to give away my secrets,
do you?
385
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,400
Forget it. I don't even care.
The only thing that matters here
386
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,080
is that I want to be
in the Sander Knight business!
387
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,040
-Spencer Wright.
-You're my man. Do we have a deal?
388
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,440
Fat chance!
Not after you dissed the Cobra!
389
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,840
-We sure do! (CHUCKLES)
-Come on. Hug me. Oh, yeah! Satisfaction.
390
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,040
(SPENCER'S FAMILY CHEERING)
391
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,400
-HUGH: I'm gonna be a prop guy!
-JANE: We're gonna be in the movies!
392
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,480
Oh, no. Not you people.
You're a train wreck!
393
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,040
You, I wouldn't let you cut my dog's hair!
394
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,600
And robot guy! You're a menace.
Maybe you should switch to accounting.
395
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,120
-As for you...
-Ho! Ha!
396
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,080
(SCREAMS) Get away from me! I'll sue!
397
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,480
Now, come on, Sander.
Let's go get a mani-pedi.
398
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,760
I don't think so, Baz.
399
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,120
Nobody talks to my crew like that.
400
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,040
They're not perfect, but they're mine,
and we stick together.
401
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,120
And one more thing, Baz.
When it comes to talent and taste,
402
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,640
you're not fit to scrape
the dirt off Billy Joe Cobra's shoes.
403
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,720
So, go get your own mani-pedi.
404
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,360
In fact, let me have someone show you
to your car.
405
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,920
-(BEEPS)
-(LAWNMONSTER 3000 ENGINE REVS)
406
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,120
(SCREAMS)
407
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,080
(SIGHS) I'm really sorry, you guys.
408
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,920
Dad, you were right about lying.
I shouldn't have tried to be someone...
409
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,240
Sure, sure, Son, whatever.
Barry, come back! Let's talk!
410
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,520
-JANE: We'll do anything!
-JESSICA: Give us another chance!
411
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,280
-Oh, please!
-Can you believe this?
412
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,160
Barry, come back! I still wanna make
that video! Your jeans are great!
413
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,960
Barry! Wait! (WHIMPERING)
414
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:36,280
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
415
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,120
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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