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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,200 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,840 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,760 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,800 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,080 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,040 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,040 (GROANS) Wow, Jeevster. 8 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:39,040 You've done a banging job of setting up for this party. 9 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,520 (SHANILLA GRUNTS) 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,640 What's that, Rajeev? 11 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,360 You've earned yourself a little preview of this cake? 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,800 Well, well, if you insist! 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,080 -SHANILLA: No! -RAJEEV: Ow! 14 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,800 I told Spencer I'd keep you away from Billy's cake. 15 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,480 -(ICING BUZZES) -(SCREAMS) 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,200 Good thing I had the icing electrified. 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,480 -You're gonna behave yourself now? -You win this round. 18 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,680 -(DOOR OPENS) -Hide! 19 00:01:02,898 --> 00:01:03,788 RAJEEV: Uh. 20 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,960 (CHUCKLES) 21 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,880 -Surprise! (CHUCKLES) -Surprise! (CHUCKLES) 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,520 Sorry, guys. Just me. 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,280 Have you seen the guest of honor any place? 24 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,080 -Mm-mm. -Mm-mm. 25 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:21,120 Man, we go to all the trouble of throwing him a party on his "big day", 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,360 -and then he goes AWOL! -(GROANS) 27 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,280 (WHIMPERS) 28 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,560 Dude, you gotta get your butt over to the Tiki Room! 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,040 Somebody left a whole litter of tiger cubs over there! (CHUCKLES) 30 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:36,080 Oh, what does it matter? My fans have forgotten me. 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,280 Every year, on this day, 32 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,880 thousands of Cobraheads used to mob this place 33 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,360 to celebrate the anniversary of my first number-one single. 34 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,960 This year, nada! (SOBS) 35 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,920 Come on, a dip in your hot-fudge Jacuzzi will make you forget all about 'em. 36 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,680 Now I know how it feels to be a nobody. (SOBS) 37 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,920 How do you do it? I mean, it must be horrible 38 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,560 to feel like this all the time. 39 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,120 -(SIGHS) -(SQUIRREL CHITTERS) 40 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,840 (SQUEAKS) 41 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,680 (SQUIRRELS CHITTER) 42 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,480 (LAUGHS) 43 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:11,240 -MADAME X OVER MICROPHONE: Hoover... -(EXCLAIMS) 44 00:02:11,337 --> 00:02:13,037 ...report in. What have you learned? 45 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,040 -The target is feeling blue today. -(SQUEAKS) 46 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,120 He's worried that he's been forgotten by his fans. 47 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,520 (SQUIRRELS CHITTER) 48 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,800 Listen up, dolt! Here's what you're going to do. 49 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:28,440 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 50 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,920 (SOBS) No-good fickle fan base. (SNIFFLES, GROANS) 51 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,200 Billy, come with me to the Freaky Tiki Room. 52 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,480 There's something in there that's gonna cheer you up, buddy. 53 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:45,400 (SOBS) Nothing could cheer me up, man. Without my fans, I'm... 54 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,120 'Cause when I'm looking at your face It's just like... 55 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,440 Fans! 56 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,680 Loving you is easy 'Cause you look just like me 57 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,010 -I loved... -(SONG STOPS PLAYING) 58 00:02:56,235 --> 00:03:00,955 Billy Joe... (CLEARS THROAT) ...I mean, Billy Joe Cobra! (EXCLAIMS) 59 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,960 -Wow! And she can see me! -Huh? 60 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,800 Uh. Billy, hello? That's Sam Hoover. 61 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,720 You know, the guy who's always trying to suck you into a jar! 62 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,240 Get your contact lenses checked, brotein shake. 63 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,200 I don't remember Sam Hoover sporting lashes like those! 64 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,800 Well, I bet you remember him wearing your underwear... 65 00:03:21,927 --> 00:03:22,957 -(GROANS) -...so he can see you! 66 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,320 Doesn't prove anything. 67 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,840 The Cobra left a lot of underwear lying around town. 68 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,520 (SCREAMS) 69 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,120 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 70 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,880 Okay, so it's Sam Hoover. 71 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,680 Doesn't mean he's here to ghostnap me. Maybe he's my one true fan 72 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,560 and all that ghostnapping stuff is just a chance 73 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,120 for him to get close to his hero. 74 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,240 Am I right, Sambroni? 75 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,840 Um. Yes. The thing that you just said. That's exactly right. 76 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,680 So, you're Billy's one true fan, huh? 77 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,600 You must know everything about him. Quick! What's his favorite snack? 78 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,600 Uh. Pickle... Um. No, deviled... 79 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,440 MADAME X: It's chunky peanut butter with the chunks taken out. 80 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,440 Chunky peanut butter with the chunks taken out. 81 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,560 -Correct-asaurus! -What's his favorite animal? 82 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,040 (INDISTINCT MUMBLING) 83 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,560 The unicor-poise, half unicorn, half porpoise. 84 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 -What is the capital of Burkina Faso? -Ouagadougou. 85 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,440 This is bogus! 86 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,000 -(GRUNTS) -He's probably getting the answers 87 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,040 -over an earpiece or something! -Huh? 88 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,840 Or he really is my biggest fan. 89 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,320 Hey, how would you like to hang out at chez Cobra today? 90 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,920 -Billy! -Bro-worm. 91 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,760 You're just gonna have to learn to share. 92 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,120 What is taking them so long? 93 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,840 Hmm? Hmm. 94 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,600 What? I'm just stretching! My butt is cramped up. 95 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,520 This is the old stu-stu-studio. It's where the magic happens. 96 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,520 How about a little private concert for my biggest fan? 97 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,760 Which one of my monster hits is your fave? 98 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:05,000 Yes, which of your monster hits is my favorite, huh? 99 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,680 -(MADAME X WHISTLING) -(WATER RUNNING) 100 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,840 The one about the abominable snow man? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 101 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,560 Hey, let's jam on it together! 102 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,360 -Here, take one of these! -Wha... I can't play any of these. 103 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,680 I... I've got my own instrument though. (CHUCKLES) 104 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,720 He's going for the Ghost Containment Unit! 105 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,280 (SAM GRUNTING) 106 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,800 -Hmm. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 107 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,920 That's no way to treat my biggest fan! 108 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,600 -Yes, Spencer. -I've got my eyes on you. 109 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,960 (CLEARS THROAT) 110 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,280 Warm up the biscuits, Groover, 'cause here comes the jam! 111 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,840 (GUITAR PLAYING) 112 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,240 (HARMONICA PLAYING) 113 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,080 -(VINYL SCRATCHES) -(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 114 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,640 Hey! 115 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,200 I'm back from my mani-pedi, Hoover. (BLOWS) 116 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,360 Have you got him yet? 117 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:18,600 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 118 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,000 (BOTH LAUGH) 119 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,560 SPENCER: (GRUNTS) No! 120 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,520 -SAM: Yeah! -BILLY: Woo-hoo! 121 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,120 SAM: Yeah! 122 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,760 -(CHUCKLES) -(GRUNTS) 123 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,080 -(GROANS) -(GROANS) 124 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,120 -Woo-hoo! Yeah! -(CHUCKLES) 125 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,080 (GRUNTS) 126 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,160 (GRUNTS) 127 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,880 -(CHUCKLES) -(BLOWS WHISTLE) 128 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,560 I'm starving! 129 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,240 Ah! 130 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,040 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) Huh? 131 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,120 -(SAM CLEARING THROAT) -What happened to you, 132 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,600 -sloppy-bro? You're a mess! -Huh? Ah. Uh-oh. 133 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,360 Really? 'Cause I didn't notice. 134 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,440 I mean, what with protecting you from Sam Hoover and all! 135 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,720 Dude, I don't need protecting! 136 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,320 This is a whole new Sam Hoover! I'm telling you, 137 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,720 -he's a bud, now! -Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a great bud. 138 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,280 Look, I need a shower, okay? 139 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:30,560 Just do me a favor and don't go anywhere for two minutes, can you do that? 140 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,640 (SCOFFS) 141 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,920 -(MICROPHONE RINGING) -(THUDS) 142 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:38,760 -(MICROPHONE RINGING) -Uh... 143 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:43,880 (SIGHS) Your X-ness? Is that you? Oh, I'm having the most exhilarating day! 144 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,920 Where have you been, you thickheaded dunce? 145 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,560 I've been trying to reach you for hours! 146 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:52,800 I... I've been chasing Mr. Cobra, nonstop. He's quite the elusive foe. 147 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,280 MADAME X: My patience is wearing thin, Hoover. 148 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,440 Bring him now, or it's back to eating cat food for you. 149 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,000 Yes, Your X-ness. 150 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,200 (WHIMPERS) Oh. 151 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,960 (WHIMPERS) Yeah. (GRUNTS) 152 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,520 -(SQUEAKS) -(GRUNTS) 153 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,840 Yo, Hoova-stank, the Spencemonkey's shampoozapaloozing. 154 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,640 Let's go swipe all the towels. 155 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,200 (GASPS) Bro-trayal! 156 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,000 It pains me to do this, Billy Joe, but cat food doesn't agree with me. 157 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:37,920 -But... but... but I thought we were buds! -But we are! 158 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:43,160 Oh, we can still have fun together! Of course, you'll be living in a jar. 159 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,800 No, no! Oh... (MUMBLES) 160 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,000 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 161 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,440 -Huh? -(PANTS) 162 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,920 -(GROANS) -(SCREAMS) 163 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,040 (GRUNTS) 164 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,560 (GRUNTS) 165 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,560 -(SQUEAKS) -(GRUNTS) 166 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,240 Ah! 167 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,520 -(SQUEAKS) -(GROANS) 168 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,520 (GRUNTS) 169 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,560 (GROANS) 170 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,720 (PANTS, SCREAMS) 171 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,360 -Surprise! -Surprise! 172 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,880 -(SAM GROANS) -(CHUCKLES) 173 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:35,960 BILLY: Let me out of here, dude! I got claustro-bro-bia! 174 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,000 Oh, I'll let you out. After you say that I was right. 175 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,680 -(SAM GRUNTING) -Fine, you were right! Just let me out! 176 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,760 -(GRUNTS) -(GHOST CONTAINMENT UNIT BEEPS) 177 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,520 Freedom! 178 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,600 Well played, Billy. Back to the indoor golf? 179 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,120 Radtastic! Race you there! 180 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,400 Wait a minute. I'm not falling for that! 181 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,520 -Well, in that case... -(BEEPING) 182 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,960 (BOTH SCREAM) 183 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,320 (GROANS) Okay. 184 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,080 -(GRUNTS) -(MACHINE ENGINE REVS) 185 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,360 (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES) 186 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,160 -RAJEEV: Huh? -Huh? 187 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,960 (CHUCKLES, GRUNTS) Ow! 188 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,640 -Madame X? -MADAME X: You didn't get him, did you? 189 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,200 SAM: Well, no. But, Madame, please, give me a chance. 190 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,680 -Uh. -MADAME X: You incompetent boob! 191 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,520 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 192 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,960 Hey, what's up with all the partyphernalia? 193 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,600 It's for you. To celebrate your special day. 194 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,080 Spendleton! This is bro-riffic! Thanks, bros! 195 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,080 Huh? You haven't even seen the cake yet. 196 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,120 -Uh. Right. The cake. -Huh? 197 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,600 -Rajeev! -It wasn't just me! 198 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,280 -Shanilla ate half of it! -I had to! 199 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,560 It was the only way I could stop Rajeev from eating the whole thing! 200 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,280 -I loved you when I met you... -Huh? 201 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,000 -Hmm? -And now you're even dearer... 202 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,280 Huh? My fans! 203 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,520 When I'm looking at your face It's like I’m looking in the mirror... 204 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,200 It's the Cobra Army! 205 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,680 -I don't understand. -Wait a minute. 206 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,400 What day did "Loving You Is Easy" come out? 207 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:22,760 -Um. The 21st. -Because the 21st is starting now! 208 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,360 -Read a calendar much? -Hey, I had people for that! 209 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,520 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 210 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,640 RAJEEV: That's funny! 211 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,120 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 212 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,840 Hey, Spence! Cannonball! Yeah! 213 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,880 Oh, yeah. 214 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680 (CHUCKLES) 215 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,040 Man, sometimes being a ghost is a bottle of lame sauce. 216 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,200 -Whoa! -What? It's not a bald spot! 217 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,480 -It's just the way I combed my hair today! -No, drillbit, check it out. 218 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,120 This producer, Barry Bernard, is remaking Night of the Flying Zombies, 219 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,400 and he's looking for a director! I'm calling this dude right now! 220 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,880 -(CELLPHONE KEYPAD BEEPS) -Yeah, great idea, broman. 221 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,920 Better hurry up, before some other 14-year-old 222 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,640 unknown beats you to the gig. 223 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,640 Uh. You know what? You're right. 224 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,960 Uh. He's never gonna let a kid direct a major motion picture. 225 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:17,640 Hey, no sweat pants. All you gotta do is make him think you're an A-list player 226 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,080 -instead of a newbie-nator. -Keep talking. 227 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,440 It's a cinch. This town is built on lies. 228 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,000 In fact, I am actually a 50-year-old woman. 229 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,360 (WHISTLES) 230 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,040 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 231 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,880 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 232 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,160 This is the award-winning producer, Barry Bernard. Start talking, go. 233 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,960 Hey, Barry, Spencer Wright here. Heard you need a helmer 234 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,800 for your next major mo-pic. We should huddle. 235 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,960 Spencer Wright? Uh. I don't know the name. I care about you why? 236 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,320 Three words, BB. Zombie Slumber Party. Check out your TV. 237 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,120 Hey, guys! Pillow fight! 238 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,840 (ZOMBIES GRUNT) 239 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:10,400 Wow. Edgy, yet relatable, with a sympathetic protagonist. 240 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:15,120 -And it's on TV, so it must be good. -Thanks, bro. I did the soundtrack. 241 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,320 Hey, you know what? You look familiar. Did we party together? 242 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,200 Yeah, so swing by my studio and make me an offer. 243 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,440 BARRY: On my way, babe. 244 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,520 (CHUCKLES) Woo-hoo! 245 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,040 Okay! You think I can pass for a grown man? 246 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,040 Hmm. (CLICKS TONGUE) 247 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,880 Now, you can! Remember, just follow my lead. 248 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,600 -The Cobra knows how this town works. -(DOORBELL RINGING) 249 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,640 Sander Knight! My favorite director. 250 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,960 -It's been too long. -(GRUNTS) 251 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,880 Uh. It's Spencer Wright, actually. 252 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,200 The man's walked all the way from his limo. Offer him a water. 253 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,960 -Uh. Can I get you a water? -(EXHALES) Love one, babe. 254 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,880 -I walked all the way from my limo-zine! -(GASPS) 255 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,240 Uh-huh! What did we rehearse? 256 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,680 Heather! Water for Mr. B! 257 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:06,000 Oh, I forgot. Silly me. I sent her to the pet plastic surgeon. 258 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,120 Yeah, yeah, my Chihuahua's getting a face lift. 259 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,800 -So, I'll just go get the water myself. -Much better. 260 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,040 Tell me about Sander Knight. What makes him tick? Go! 261 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:21,880 Well, Spencer Wright is a director with a flair for special effects, and... 262 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,640 Huh? 263 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,040 Uh. Hey! This guy's good! The player's got chops. 264 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,400 So, let's close this baby, before I get snapped up by someone else. 265 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,520 -You know. -JANE: Spencer! 266 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,080 -We're home! -Intruders! 267 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,320 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 268 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,440 Jessica, it's me, Spencer. 269 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,640 (LAUGHS) 270 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:52,040 (CHUCKLES) One of my bodyguards. She's not the sharpest crayon in the box. 271 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,800 Where have I seen you before? Maybe at the supermarket? 272 00:14:55,200 --> 00:15:00,720 (GASPS) No! In a magazine at the supermarket! (CHUCKLES) 273 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,160 Okay, staff meeting! Everybody in the lounge. 274 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,720 This'll only take a sec, Baz. 275 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,920 Dude, you can't just leave him here. 276 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,760 These executron producer types guys have, like, zero attention span. 277 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,640 He'll take off for a mani-pedi the second he gets bored. 278 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:20,920 -Well, just keep an eye on him for me. -No probs. Cobra is on Baz Patrol. 279 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,920 What are you doing home? 280 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,480 You were supposed to be at that kung fu tournament all day. 281 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,920 Everyone was too afraid to fight your sister, 282 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,960 -so they just gave her the trophy. -Hi-yah. Huh! 283 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,240 Why are you dressed like that and who's that creepy orange man? 284 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,480 He's Barry Bernard. The Barry Bernard. 285 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,520 Oh, my gosh! He is famous! 286 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:48,720 There's a famous producer in my pool! Oh, where are my hairdressing scissors? 287 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,720 Look, I need you guys to be cool, okay? 288 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,360 I'm trying to get him to hire me for a movie. 289 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,320 That's why I'm pretending to be an adult. 290 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,960 Spencer, lying is wrong and you know our motto. 291 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,160 -Wrights are never wrong. -Ah! 292 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,720 -(WATCH TICKING) -Hmm. (EXHALES) 293 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,040 -Nobody keeps Barry Bernard waiting. -Sorry, Baz. 294 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,560 (GRUNTS) Huh? 295 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,560 Meeting's not over. 296 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,400 Wow! This guy's effects are scary good. 297 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,360 Now, take that disguise off and go tell Mr. Bernard the truth. 298 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:27,360 Absolutely. Right after he autographs my shoulder. (LAUGHS) 299 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,080 So, I guess you don't want to be the hair stylist 300 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,960 on a major motion picture. 301 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,200 And I guess you don't want to be the accountant for a big movie studio. 302 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,760 No, I don't. 303 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,040 But I'd kill to be a prop guy! Can you put in a word for me? 304 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,480 That all depends now, doesn't it? Are you guys willing to play ball, here? 305 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,560 -(CHUCKLES) -Hey, what about me? 306 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,320 -I wanna be an action movie star. -You got it, babe. 307 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,320 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 308 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,960 -(GRUNTS) -(CHUCKLES) 309 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,480 Sorry about that, Baz. 310 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,000 Little trouble with one of my productions in Russia. 311 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,000 -You know, it's monsoon season there. -Monsoons are in India. 312 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,960 See, this is why I need a good producer! (CHUCKLES) 313 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,440 So, what do you say we spill some ink on those contracts 314 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,120 -and move into the pre-pro? -Don't mind me, boss. 315 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,960 Just wanna show Barry my mad styling skills. (CHUCKLES) 316 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,120 Not a good time, Jane. Barry and I are about to close our deal. 317 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,640 -You're looking a little shaggy up top. -(SCREAMS) 318 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,920 Huh? 319 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,880 Cobra, one, Mom, zero. 320 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,880 -(TRIMMER BUZZING) -BARRY: Get off of me! 321 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,520 (GASPS) Oh. Look what you made me do. Oh... well, better even it out. 322 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,840 -Mom! -Mom? 323 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,760 Yeah! You know Mom as in Momnica. That's her name. 324 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,200 I thought her name was Jane. 325 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,080 Oh. No. We just call her that 'cause Momnica is such a weird name. 326 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,840 -Right? -Ciao, Barry! 327 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,480 Good save, bro-jangles. Now fire her big behind! 328 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,280 No A-list director would ever put up with that kind of attitude! 329 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,680 I can't. She'll rat me out to Barry. 330 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,000 Hey, Mr. Bernard! Check out... 331 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,080 -Huh? -...the Lawnmonster 3000. 332 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,480 Just something I threw together in the garage. 333 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,200 Hugh, what'd I tell you about barging into meetings? 334 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,480 You want your allowance this week, Mr. Wright? 335 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,240 -(LAWNMONSTER 3000 ENGINE REVS) -(SCREAMS) 336 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,800 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 337 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,920 (SCREAMS) 338 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,920 -Billy! -I'm on it. 339 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,720 -(SCREAMS) -I'm off it. 340 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,720 -Dad! Shut it off! -I'm trying, Son! Trying! 341 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,920 -(BUTTONS BEEP) -(SCREAMS) 342 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,520 Jane... I mean, Momnica. Back in the house... I mean, studio. 343 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,000 -You know what I mean! -Hi-yah! 344 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,160 -Hi-yah! Ho! Hi-yah! -(GRUNTS) 345 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,120 (SQUEALS) 346 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,400 (GROANS) 347 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,600 Hi-yah! Ho! I'm a kung fu warrior. Try to hit me. 348 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,160 Huh? Well, aren't you adorable. 349 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,800 (BARRY SCREAMING) 350 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,600 -How's that for adorable? -Jessica, back in the house! 351 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,560 -Barry, I can explain. -(GROANS) 352 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,800 Don't bother. 353 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:19,640 And you can forget about ever working on a Barry Bernard picture! 354 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,440 Dude, you got one shot left. Tell him we're related. 355 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,640 How's that gonna help? 356 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,240 Look! I'm sure I've met this broseph before. 357 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,560 Which means, he's gotta love me. That's your ace in the hole. 358 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,040 -Hurry! You're losing him. -Baz, wait! 359 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,680 (GRUNTS) Billy Joe Cobra is my cousin. In fact, I inherited this crib from him. 360 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,960 And Billy would've definitely wanted you to give me this gig. Okay? 361 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,520 -Billy Joe Cobra? -Uh-huh. 362 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,680 -I did a video shoot with him once. -And now comes the love! 363 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,800 -What a nightmare! -(GASPS) 364 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,120 The guy walked in two days late, 365 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,680 didn't like the director's jeans and walked right back out! 366 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,280 That's a lie! It was the cameraman's jeans. 367 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,320 It'd be one thing if the guy had any talent. (GROANS) 368 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,400 Do you know what my nickname was for him? Billy Joke! 369 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,720 That's right! Figures, this house used to belong to him. 370 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960 Shares the same bad taste as his music. 371 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,200 What? Say what you will about my talent, but no one disses the Cobra's lair! 372 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,360 How about a little tour of my ugly house! 373 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,480 (SCREAMS) 374 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,560 (SCREAMS) 375 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,800 (GRUNTS) 376 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,240 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 377 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,520 (GRUNTS) 378 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,680 (SCREAMS) 379 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,760 Yeah, well! So much for me ever working in this town. 380 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,000 I guess I can always be an accountant, like Dad. 381 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,320 Now, come on, Baz. Violence never solves anything. 382 00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,960 (GRUNTS) You're a genius! Those special effects are mind-blowing! 383 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,880 How did you do all that to me? I couldn't even see the wires! 384 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,240 You don't want me to give away my secrets, do you? 385 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,400 Forget it. I don't even care. The only thing that matters here 386 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,080 is that I want to be in the Sander Knight business! 387 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,040 -Spencer Wright. -You're my man. Do we have a deal? 388 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,440 Fat chance! Not after you dissed the Cobra! 389 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,840 -We sure do! (CHUCKLES) -Come on. Hug me. Oh, yeah! Satisfaction. 390 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,040 (SPENCER'S FAMILY CHEERING) 391 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,400 -HUGH: I'm gonna be a prop guy! -JANE: We're gonna be in the movies! 392 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,480 Oh, no. Not you people. You're a train wreck! 393 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,040 You, I wouldn't let you cut my dog's hair! 394 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,600 And robot guy! You're a menace. Maybe you should switch to accounting. 395 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,120 -As for you... -Ho! Ha! 396 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,080 (SCREAMS) Get away from me! I'll sue! 397 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,480 Now, come on, Sander. Let's go get a mani-pedi. 398 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,760 I don't think so, Baz. 399 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,120 Nobody talks to my crew like that. 400 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,040 They're not perfect, but they're mine, and we stick together. 401 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,120 And one more thing, Baz. When it comes to talent and taste, 402 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,640 you're not fit to scrape the dirt off Billy Joe Cobra's shoes. 403 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,720 So, go get your own mani-pedi. 404 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,360 In fact, let me have someone show you to your car. 405 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,920 -(BEEPS) -(LAWNMONSTER 3000 ENGINE REVS) 406 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,120 (SCREAMS) 407 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,080 (SIGHS) I'm really sorry, you guys. 408 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,920 Dad, you were right about lying. I shouldn't have tried to be someone... 409 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,240 Sure, sure, Son, whatever. Barry, come back! Let's talk! 410 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,520 -JANE: We'll do anything! -JESSICA: Give us another chance! 411 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,280 -Oh, please! -Can you believe this? 412 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,160 Barry, come back! I still wanna make that video! Your jeans are great! 413 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,960 Barry! Wait! (WHIMPERING) 414 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:36,280 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 415 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,120 MALE VOICE: Yes! 32750

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