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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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Hmm. Huh.
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Hey, beef broguignon.
Do I look really see-through to you?
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Duh. You're a ghost.
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That's no reason to just give up
on being beautiful.
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Dude, my screening's about to start,
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and I still got a pants-load of things
to do.
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Put these out for the guests, will you?
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Hmm. (SCREAMS)
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Giant severed fingers! (GROANS)
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They're foam, tool kit.
Souvenirs for my movie, Bloodfinger.
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Hmm. Even severed fingers look healthier
than me.
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Movie star in the hizzouse. All right!
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Hey, Spencer.
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Where all the fan girls be at?
I got on the good cologne.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(COUGHS)
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Ah, don't worry, they'll come.
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(CLOCK TICKING)
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(SIGHS) Let's bail. It's not happening.
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Maybe everyone just had better things
to do.
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(SIGHS) Wait, that didn't come out right.
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(SPENCER GROANS)
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Ah, don't sweat it, guy-man.
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We'll get people to come
to your screenings.
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It's just a matter of raising
your incredibly low profile.
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(GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHTER)
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This kid Kleet is the best thing
to happen to track and field
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since fertilizer. He's got it all!
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You better sign him to an endorsement deal
before somebody else does.
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We're having an exhibition tomorrow.
Bring money. And I'll be rich
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and leave this place in the dust.
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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(GIRLS LAUGH)
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I don't get why everybody goes gaga
over some meathead chucking a rock,
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when I've got 87 minutes of quality horror
they'd enjoy so much more.
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It's called hero worship, Spence.
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People dig athletes
almost as much as pop stars.
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Wait. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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-That I'm looking way too transparent?
-No!
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That my best ghost buddy can help me
become a star athlete,
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so I can get everybody to come see
my movies.
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-(GRUNTS)
-You lost, loser?
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Off my field, Wright.
I don't want your poor skills
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to rub off on my cash cow.
I mean, star athlete. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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-Whoa.
-(GASPS)
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-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-(ALARM BLARING)
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-Huh?
-Is that my car alarm?
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-(GROWLS)
-(BILLY CHUCKLES)
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Huh?
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(SCREAMS)
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Huh? (GASPS)
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Spencer! Spencer! Spencer! Spencer!
Spencer! Spencer!
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If you guys thought that was cool,
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wait till you see my new movie,
Bloodfinger.
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PONZI:
There's my favorite scholar athlete.
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How would you like a big, fat endorsement
deal with a sportswear company?
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-Sound good?
-Sounds awe-tastic!
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All you gotta do is strut your stuff
at the exhibition tomorrow.
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I'll do it on one condition,
instead of putting me on the big screen,
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you let me show my new movie on it.
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-Tomorrow night.
-BILLY JOE: Hmm.
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-The master has taught you well.
-Sure, sure. Anything.
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I'll butter the popcorn.
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Hmm.
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Oh, even the jelly
is more visible than me.
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(CHUCKLES) So, how do I look?
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-(SCREAMS)
-What? Too much?
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Hi, Spencer.
Florine wants you to sit with her.
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(ALL GIGGLE)
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Spencer! What are you doing eating
with the rabble?
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Hmm.
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Welcome to Taste by Glen Ponzi.
Where the elite meet to eat before a meet.
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-Huh?
-The turbot is excellent today.
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Wha...
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-Just relax and let the tension out.
-Me next.
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Uh, Mr. Ponzi, um,
about my movie screening,
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uh, I was wondering if I could make
an announcement on the...
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I don't believe this.
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Principal Ponzi...Huh? (GROANS)
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Taste by Glen Ponzi is reserved
for our star athlete!
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But I...
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I am so sorry. Have you decided?
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Hmm. I can't decide between the steak
and the lobster.
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You know what? I'll take 'em both.
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(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
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-And for dessert, 50 orders of tapioca.
-(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
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-Served in a bathtub.
-Excellent choice.
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Ah, nature's thickener.
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(VIOLIN PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
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Some smooth sounds
to help your digestive system.
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(VIOLIN PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
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-Oh, yeah. How do you like me now?
-I think I'm skipping dessert.
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(CHUCKLES)
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No problem. I'll clean that up.
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(SPENCER PANTING)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(SCREAMS)
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Hi-yah! Yah! Get out of my seat,
weird old guy.
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-(GRUNTING)
-(SPENCER MAKES KIAI SOUNDS)
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-Um...
-(GRUNTS)
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This is Mr. Gunderson,
from the Senior Center.
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As a star athlete, you don't have to go
to class. Gunderson will do that for you.
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How about a nap?
I set up a comfy bed in my office.
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No, thanks. I think I'll stay right here.
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-Foot massage?
-No.
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As you wish.
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Today, we'll be discussing the properties
of microwaves.
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Now, you may think microwaves are just
good for making popcorn,
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but they can actually alter an organism's
molecular structure.
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-Woo--hoo! Hello, nurse!
-Huh?
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(GASPS)
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Just a sec.
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(DINGS)
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(GROANS)
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Like the science dude said,
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I used microwaves to chan... change up
the old molecular structure.
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How do I look?
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-Uh, kind of sick, actually.
-No, I’m feeling... feeling great.
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Billy. We gotta get
to Ponzi's exhibition thingy.
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Oh, yeah, man. Yeah. Let's hit it.
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-(GROANS)
-(SIGHS)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(RAJEEV LAUGHS)
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Just wait till you see what this kid
can do with a shot-put.
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-Ready, dude?
-(BILLY GROANING)
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Hello.
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-Wow! This is a big dressing room.
-You sure you're up for this?
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Just put me on stage, boys. (GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(WHIMPERS, SCREAMS)
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-(GROANS)
-(GROANS)
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We gotta rally here, Billy.
Hit me with some of that ecto.
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I don't know, man. It doesn't look right.
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It's okay.
Do it or my screening is history.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(SPENCER BLABBERS)
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-Get down from there.
-I'm trying!
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Just a minor delay. (GRUNTS)
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-Oops!
-Oh!
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Huh?
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Hey!
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Wright, you're fired.
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-Kleet, you're in.
-(KLEET GRUNTS)
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Don't go away, loser.
After I snag this endorsement deal,
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-I owe you a beat down.
-(BILLY VOMITS)
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Huh?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Now that our little opening comedy act
is out of the way,
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let's get to the real show.
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(CHUCKLES) Huh?
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Huh? (SHOUTS)
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Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
It's his special way of warming up.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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-It's alive! My butt is alive!
-(WHIMPERS)
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(THUDDING)
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(GRUNTS)
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But, sir...
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(GRUNTS)
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We still on for that movie screening?
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-Ha!
-Yeah. Ha! Loser.
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What are you laughing about?
You're in big trouble, too.
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(WHIMPERS)
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PONZI: And I was so close to getting...
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-Mr. Ponzi. Sir. Wait, wait!
-...out of here. Teenagers.
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
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-SPENCER: You okay?
-Oh, yeah. I just needed to purge.
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Guess that didn't go so well, though, huh?
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(SCOFFS) What are you gonna do?
Guess I'm back to being a nobody.
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-(LAUGHING)
-Hey, that was really cool, Spencer!
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-Awesome!
-Dude, way to go!
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A little something called
special effects wizardry,
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just like the kind you'll see
in Bloodfinger, a Spencer Wright film.
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And you're in luck, 'cause there's
a screening tonight at the WiFri.
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Free severed fingers
for the first 100 guests.
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(SCREAMING)
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-Way to go, bro. They're loving it!
-Yes!
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Hey, um, listen,
I’m sorry that you didn't find a way
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-to be less see-through.
-Ah, no big. I'm over it.
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I mean, what difference does it make
how transparent you are?
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-Wow, Billy. That's actually really...
-What matters is how buff you are.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(STATIC SOUNDS)
-(CROWD BOOING)
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-GIRL: Come on!
-(CROWD CONTINUES BOOING)
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You're right!
Being transparent ain't so bad after all.
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(GROANS)
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BILLY: Hmm. I don't know, brojangles.
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I'm trying to hire myself out
as a cameraman
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to raise money for my next flick.
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Oh, right. What was it?
Attack of the Wooden Ostrich?
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Attack of the Human Sausage. It's gonna be
my biggest movie yet. But you know,
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building a human-sized sausage suit
costs mucho dinero.
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Freeze! You're busted.
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Taping posters to our walls is a severe
infraction of school policy
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and the punishment is severe.
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-(RECEIPT PRINTING)
-(SIGHS)
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Forty years in detention.
Thirty-five with good behavior.
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Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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Bro. This master of bogosity is slicing up
some phony baloney.
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However, if I recall school policy
correctly, there is another option.
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What was it? Oh, yes, a student
can be excused from punishment
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if he agrees to shoot
a faculty member's movie.
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Of course, I have no idea
where you could possibly find...
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Oh, look! A properly formatted
feature-length screenplay.
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And it's written by me!
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-Do we have a deal?
-Do I have a choice?
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No, you don't.
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See you on set. Huh? (SHOUTS)
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(PANTING)
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(SHOUTING)
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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Ms. Rumsfeld.
You are a feast for the eyes.
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-I'm a little busy, Glen.
-Oh, me too, Lenore.
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Running a school and making a movie
at the same time,
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-I don't know how I do it.
-(GASPS) A movie, you say?
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Oh, just a little inspirational drama
destined to define a generation.
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You're something of a cinema buff,
aren't you?
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Well, I might just have an extra ticket
for tomorrow evening's premiere.
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Um, thanks.
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Afterward, perhaps you'd join me
for dinner.
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We could review each other's lesson plans.
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Dinner? With you?
I... I can't because, uh, well...
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I'm afraid I can't eat solid foods.
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Gotta run.
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Huh? But you're still coming
to the premiere? Yes!
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"A Principled Man?"
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Oh, it's autobiographical.
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"Our children are miserable,
ungrateful delinquents.
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"But they're also our future.
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"Humanity's hope rests upon the shoulders
of one brave principal,
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"one just principal, one smart principal,
one handsome principal..."
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This part goes on for eight more pages.
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It gets worse.
He wants to star in his own movie.
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-(VOMITS)
-Dude.
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SHANILA: You're gonna be laughed out
of the movie business.
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I mean, I'm not sure
if this is the best career move for you.
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No, duh.
That's why we gotta keep this quiet.
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-Huh?
-If my MeTube followers find out,
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my cred is dead.
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You guys gotta swear
you won't tell anyone.
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Lolo, what up, boo? How about you and me
hittin' the WiFri after school?
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Smoothies are on me.
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Well, this one is.
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-Huh. I've missed our banter.
-What are you gonna do?
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What else can I do? Make the stupid movie,
and hope no one finds out I did it.
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Or... Back in your performing days,
how many music video shoots did you ruin?
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(LAUGHS) Wrecking videos was part
of my bad boy image. Why?
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While I shoot the movie,
you'll sabotage it
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until Ponzi throws in the towel.
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I don't know if I've still got the goods,
bro. (INHALES)
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(BEAT-BOXING)
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I think we'll be okay.
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SPENCER: But, Mr. Ponzi!
I'm in the middle of a math test.
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Forget math.
You'll never use it in real life.
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Besides, I've already booked
the auditorium for the premiere tomorrow.
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Now, here's the set
and here's our co-star.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Hmm.
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All right, Rajeev, in this scene,
you're committing the unpardonable crime
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of running in the hall.
Principal Ponzi chases you.
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Places!
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Ready to ruin? What's the plan?
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Ponz de Leon does the chase thing.
When he hits full speed,
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I dump this Wacky Wax.
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Then it's slip 'n' slide time till...
wham!
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He checks in to Hotel de Wall.
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Rolling and... action!
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You'll never catch
an undisciplined rule-breaker like me.
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You're surprisingly fast. I should have
known after seeing your toned calves.
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Check out mine. They're glorious.
(GASPS) Oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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-(THUDS)
-(SPENCER GROANING)
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Interesting technique, Mr. Wright.
Did you get the shot?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Great. Moving on.
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SPENCER: Action!
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-Freeze!
-(SHOUTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Huh?
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(WHIMPERS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANING)
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Get the shot?
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-Uh-huh.
-Great. Moving on.
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(GRUNTS)
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You! Don't you dare open
that fire hydrant.
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(LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Great special effects.
And we're moving on.
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You okay, brofessor?
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So, back when you were ruining
all those music videos,
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what happened to the directors?
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(CHUCKLES) They took it the hardest.
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Most of 'em had to take nice,
long vacations in quiet places
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with padded walls. (CHUCKLES)
Why do you ask?
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Just a hunch.
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-This time, I got it wired, no prob.
-Forget it, Billy.
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I still want to be breathing
at the end of the day.
301
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Hey, what's with the gloves?
302
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,760
My tour bus driver taught me a couple
of pretty sweet tricks.
303
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Ready to roll? Come on.
We're losing the light.
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Places, everybody.
Roll camera, and... action!
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-(PONZI EXCLAIMS)
-(RAJEEV YELPS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(YELPS)
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(TIRES SQUEAL)
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If you don't respect your school,
you don't respect yourself.
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One of my biggies!
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-You love me...
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Huh? (GRUNTS) Ow!
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-Huh?
-You get it?
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-Mm-hmm.
-PONZI: Terrific. Let's break for lunch.
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Hey, why so low, bro?
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(SIGHS) The word got out
about A Principled Man.
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Everybody on MeTube is calling me
a sellout.
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-BILLY: Who blabbed it?
-The first message about it
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is from screen name Richest Hottest
Best 98. Wonder who that could be.
319
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,600
Yeah, it's a real mystery.
320
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Lolo? Who told you?
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(SLURPING, CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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I'm late for a, uh, conference call. Bye!
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Okay, um, it's not too late. I can delete
the post and shut down my MeTube page.
324
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,360
True. But I'm not sure
what you can do about that.
325
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Huh?
326
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(WHIMPERS)
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Ah, Wright, good timing. I just finished
the sequel to my movie.
328
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Let me see. "A Principled Man II:
Administrate This."
329
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,720
Okay, Mr. Ponzi, I quit.
Expel me if you want.
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Give me detention for the rest of my life,
I don't care,
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but I am not making your movie
and I'm definitely not making the sequel.
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-I'm not gonna be a sellout.
-(SOBBING)
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-Are you okay?
-No.
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I already invited Ms. Rumsfeld
to the premiere. (SOBBING)
335
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,360
If I don't have a movie to show her,
she'll think I'm a big fibber.
336
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,920
You've got to help me, Wright. Please!
I'll do anything! Anything!
337
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,000
-Anything?
-Was I not clear?
338
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:25,400
I just might be able to help you out.
But it's not gonna be cheap.
339
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:31,160
I don't care how much it costs.
I'll do it. I need a movie.
340
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:44,360
This way to see the sellout. No pushing.
Plenty of good seats available.
341
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:48,320
Hello, love muffin.
Save the seat next to you for me.
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00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,280
I'm left-handed, so the one to your right
would be best.
343
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,800
(LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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(SCREAMS, GROANS)
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Ms. Rumsfeld, lovely to see you.
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00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,600
I hope you enjoy the show.
347
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,040
(CHUCKLES)
348
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:20,120
JOANIE: Donald, let's go home.
This abandoned meat factory is scary.
349
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,280
DONALD: Ah, come on, Joanie. I wanna see
where they made the sausages.
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-(EVIL LAUGHTER)
-(CROWD GASPING)
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00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:37,240
No! Stop cheering!
This isn't the right movie. (GRUNTS)
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-Is this seat taken?
-Glen, you're magnificent.
353
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,600
I had no idea.
354
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,400
There's a lot you don't know about me,
Lenore.
355
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,040
I'm not the same boy I was
when I got a D in your class.
356
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,720
Is that dinner invitation still open?
357
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,520
It's not too late
to catch the early bird special.
358
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,640
I'm afraid not.
My... my evenings are taken.
359
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,680
-(SOBS)
-(GASPS) Well!
360
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,480
(GROANS)
361
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:19,600
(CHUCKLES) Wow, maca-broni.
Ponzi has to moonlight as a janitor?
362
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,920
Guess your flick really put him
in the poorhouse.
363
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,760
Yeah, I almost feel sorry for the guy.
364
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,040
-Almost. (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHING)
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00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,720
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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