Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,320
Yo! Spencer Wright here.
2
00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,840
-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
3
00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,680
How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
4
00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,120
We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
5
00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,120
Yee-haw!
6
00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,760
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
7
00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,760
SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
8
00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,880
Okay, Billy, you ready to do this?
9
00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,280
They don't call me One-Take Cobra
for nothing!
10
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,600
Start wide and truck in on the pool.
Not too fast, okay?
11
00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:48,960
Whoa, I can see the beach from up here!
Dude, it's a killer whale!
12
00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:53,360
Wait, maybe it's just a beach ball.
Where's the zoom on this thing? Whoops!
13
00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,640
(SHUDDERS)
14
00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,240
Sorry about that, Brosephus.
15
00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,400
Okay, let's go again.
But we gotta get this quick,
16
00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,440
-we have to leave for school soon.
-(HUGH HUMMING)
17
00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,040
-Hey, Dad! Happy birthday!
-Thanks, pal!
18
00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,200
I can't wait for my big birthday
barbecue dinner.
19
00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,160
I get to try out this new grill
your mom bought me.
20
00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,680
(CLATTERING)
21
00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,560
Unassembled!
22
00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,840
-(CHEERS)
-(CHUCKLES) Would you mind waiting
23
00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,120
-for just a couple minutes?
-HUGH: Mm?
24
00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,600
I'm in the middle of a shot here.
It's for your birthday movie!
25
00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,760
No problem!
Anything for the birthday movie!
26
00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,480
Always loved the birthday movie!
27
00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:34,960
(SIGHS)
28
00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,200
So, how's my cinematogglin'?
29
00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,880
Pretty bangin', huh? (LAUGHS)
Us great artists just have a knack.
30
00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,720
Yeah? Well, bad news, Picasso. Looks like
you forgot to take off the lens cap.
31
00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,160
Or, you forgot to tell me
to take off the lens cap.
32
00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:56,280
But if you ask nicely, One-Take Cobra
might just be willing to do take two.
33
00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,280
That would be, like, take 12.
34
00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,760
You think it's so easy, why don't you just
fly up there and get the shot?
35
00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,800
Well, that's right, 'cause you can't fly.
36
00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:10,360
But maybe I could.
What if you lay a little ectoplasm on me?
37
00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,600
I bet I could fly up there
and get the shot myself.
38
00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,480
-(TRUMPET PLAYS)
-(GASPS) Righteous plan.
39
00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,600
Please hold for ecto.
(GARGLES )
40
00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,800
Now apply directly to the flight cortex
of the brainial matter.
41
00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,040
(SPENCER GRUNTS)
Mhm... Ah!
42
00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,400
(DRUM ROLL PLAYS)
43
00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,040
-(GRUNTS)
-(THUD)
44
00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,720
SPENCER: I don't think it's working.
45
00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:39,440
JESSICA: Spencer, Mom says it's time
to get your butt to school!
46
00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,240
Oh, forget it. We'll do it later.
Take your ecto back.
47
00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,280
-Ew! Don't want it!
-Well, I don't want it either.
48
00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,920
(BOTH GRUNT)
49
00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,280
-(SPENCER GROANS)
-(RUMBLING)
50
00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,360
-(BANG)
-He shoots, he scores! (LAUGHS)
51
00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,400
(GROANS) I... I don't feel so good.
52
00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,000
Ah... Huh?
53
00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,520
(CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING)
54
00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,440
-Oh, man! You turned me into a ghost!
-BILLY: Oops.
55
00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,120
And it's awesome! (CHEERS)
56
00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,000
Yeah! (CHEERS)
57
00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,400
-Yeah!
-BILLY: Hey, hey, hey!
58
00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,120
-JESSICA: Spencer!
-(BOTH GRUNT)
59
00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,480
Are you in there?
60
00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,760
(JESSICA GRUNTS)
61
00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,480
Mom, he's not here. He must've snuck out.
62
00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,840
-Great! She doesn't see me!
-(BOTH CHEER)
63
00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,680
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
64
00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,800
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
65
00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,720
Oh, man! Rajeev and Shanilla
are gonna flip a biscuit
66
00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,040
when they check the ghost action.
(CHUCKLES)
67
00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:55,880
-Dudes! I am the ghost of Spencer Wright.
-Hey, Billy, what's crackin'?
68
00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,640
Have you seen Spencer?
69
00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,880
Wait. How come they can see you,
but not me?
70
00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,200
Ghost 101, dude. BRB.
71
00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,640
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
72
00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,200
-SHANILLA: Mm?
-RAJEEV: Mm.
73
00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,800
-(SHANILLA GASPS)
-Put these on. They're Spencer's.
74
00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,520
-RAJEEV: Hmm?
-(SPENCER SQUEAKS)
75
00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,200
-Mm.
-(GROANS)
76
00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,840
-Whoa, dude, you're a ghost!
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
77
00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,720
No! You were so young!
You had so much to live for!
78
00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,360
Shanilla, I'm fine. I just swallowed
some ecto and it turned me all ghost-y.
79
00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,200
Hey, homes, since you're invisible
and all, how about hookin' a brother up?
80
00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,000
(CHUCKLES) Lolo might be talking about me.
81
00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:36,400
I once smelled Rajeev's breath.
It was like underpants and toothpaste.
82
00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,440
(GIRLS LAUGH)
83
00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,760
-So, was it about me?
-Yep.
84
00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,360
She was, uh, talking about getting close
to you.
85
00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,920
Oh, yeah! I am the man!
86
00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,240
(GRUNTING AND CHEERING)
87
00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,680
You're the dorkstronaut is more like it!
(LAUGHS)
88
00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,920
(GASPS)
89
00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,400
(SHUDDERS)
90
00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,000
(GRUNTS) My ball!
91
00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,480
Take him downtown, LeBro!
92
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,480
KLEET: Get back here!
93
00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,840
Where are you going, ball?
94
00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,560
-Hey! (GRUNTS)
-(ALL LAUGH)
95
00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:17,960
Good morning, class. Ms. Rumsfeld is out
sick today and I'll be subbing for her.
96
00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:18,880
Hmm.
97
00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,440
I see Mr. Wright is absent.
How unfortunate for him.
98
00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,640
-Zero for the day!
-(SPENCER GASPS)
99
00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,440
(LAUGHS) Let's make it the whole week.
100
00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,840
(GRUNTS)
101
00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:35,200
Please do as I do and turn to chapter six
in A Time for Poe... (GRUNTS)
102
00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,280
-What in the world?
-Uh, you said to do as you do.
103
00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,040
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-Well-played, Brojangles.
104
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,880
-What you got for an encore?
-Check this out.
105
00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,440
(ALL GASP)
106
00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,240
(ALL LAUGH)
107
00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,160
-(GASPS AND GRUNTS)
-(ALL LAUGHING)
108
00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,480
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
109
00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,840
(ALL GASP)
110
00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,880
-PONZI: Class dismissed.
-ALL: Yeah!
111
00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,960
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
112
00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,560
(BOTH MUNCHING
AND SLURPING)
113
00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:32,800
KLEET: Hmm?
114
00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,440
(GASPS)
115
00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,400
-(HUMS)
-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYS)
116
00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,760
-(YELPS)
-(ZAPS)
117
00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,400
(SCREAMS)
118
00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,400
Huh?
119
00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,920
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah!
120
00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,160
Huh?
121
00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,560
(LAUGHS)
122
00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:00,000
-Dude! How awesome was that day?
-Epic, my man. Epic.
123
00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,120
Gotta get home to finish the movie,
then you can change me back to normal.
124
00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,080
(CHUCKLES)
125
00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,840
Can't show up for Pop's birthday
as the ghost of Spencer Wright, right?
126
00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,360
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah, yeah. Truthin'.
(CHUCKLES) Sure. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.
127
00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,600
-What's with you?
-Nothin'.
128
00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,320
That whole "change you back" thing,
though. You know?
129
00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,520
-What did you have in mind exactly?
-What? What did you have in mind?
130
00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,760
Uh...
131
00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,000
Dude! I can't stay a ghost forever.
132
00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,120
You were just saying how much
you liked it!
133
00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,960
-Yeah, for a day!
-Hmm.
134
00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,120
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
135
00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,840
Hugh the man.
136
00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,080
We gotta figure this out, Billy.
It's almost barbecue time!
137
00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,360
(GRUNTS)
138
00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,080
SPENCER: Okay. Ectoplasm goes
in the mouth,
139
00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,040
down the esophagus, and into the stomach.
140
00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:50,760
So, I figure all we need to do is get it
out of there, right? And, wham!
141
00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:55,040
-Flesh-and-blood Spencer is back!
-Easy-peasy. (GRUNTS)
142
00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,680
Whoa!
143
00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,280
Okay, plan B.
144
00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,120
(SPENCER SCREAMS)
145
00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,840
(THUD)
146
00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,560
-Are you crazy?
-It's possible.
147
00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,120
Plan C! Cover me, I'm goin' in!
148
00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,360
(GRUNTS)
149
00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,040
BILLY: Right. Okay.
Houston, we have ecto.
150
00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:24,040
Okay, good, good. Now grab it
and get the heck out of my guts! (GRUNTS)
151
00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,320
BILLY: Weirdness. Kind of stuck in here.
God, no.
152
00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,480
I'll just bust my way out!
153
00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,000
-(SPENCER GRUNTING)
-(THUD)
154
00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:37,200
-Cool! We're like twins.
-Not cool, fool. Fix it!
155
00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,840
BILLY: Quick! Hold on tight to something.
156
00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,200
(GRUNTS)
157
00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,680
(SCREAMS)
158
00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,320
Fail.
159
00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,840
-(GASPS AND YELLS)
-(BOTH GRUNT)
160
00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,280
-Two guys, one butt?
-Worse fail!
161
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,300
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-What's gonna happen when I don't show up
162
00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,760
for my dad's birthday dinner?
They're gonna call out the National Guard!
163
00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,880
(SCREECHING)
164
00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:08,240
It's got it all, hon. Remote control,
nuclear-powered heating unit,
165
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,400
and a turbo-charged rotisserie
166
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,080
that can spin fast enough
to enrich uranium!
167
00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,600
-Let's go get our protein!
-(CHUCKLES)
168
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:21,240
Wait a minute. High-speed rotisserie?
That's it! Come on, Billy.
169
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,600
-Let's get our butts out there.
-Uh, you mean "butt." Whoa!
170
00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,960
-Okay. Brace yourself.
-I don't know, Brotisserie.
171
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,160
I never even liked going
on the merry-go-round.
172
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,000
-(BEEPS)
-(ROTISSERIE WHIRRS)
173
00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,400
-(BILLY GRUNTING)
-Hang on! Pedal to the metal!
174
00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,440
(BOTH SCREAMING)
175
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,120
(BOTH SCREAMING)
176
00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,720
(BOTH GRUNTING)
177
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,280
(SPENCER SCREAMS)
178
00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,560
(THUD)
179
00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,160
(SPENCER GROANING)
180
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,120
(VOMITS)
181
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,240
Spencer Wright, yakkin' for the win.
182
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,600
Yeah... (EXHALES SHARPLY) ...it worked.
183
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,600
(ROTISSERIE WHIRRS)
184
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,720
Uh-oh.
185
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,200
Hey, didn't see that in the manual.
186
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,280
Hey, get the camera!
187
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,960
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
188
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,600
I've still got ribs, steaks and burgers.
Who needs more?
189
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,600
Oh, Dad, no. (SIGHS)
190
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,200
Tasty BBQ.
191
00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,760
-(BOTTLE SQUIRTS)
-(BILLY SLURPS)
192
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:59,360
-Okay, everyone, it's movie time!
-HUGH: Oh! (CHUCKLES)
193
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,160
SPENCER: They say a man's home
is his castle.
194
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,440
When that man's name is Hugh Wright,
195
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:09,320
it's more than a castle.
It's one big do-it-yourself project.
196
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,120
(GASPS)
197
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,720
(BOTTLE SQUIRTS)
198
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,360
-(CRACKLES)
-Huh? (SCREAMS)
199
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,840
(ROTISSERIE WHIRRS)
200
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,560
-(ROTISSERIE CRASHING)
-(METAL CLATTERING)
201
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,960
-(ALL GASP)
-Oh, no.
202
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,160
(JANE SIGHS)
203
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,840
(TIRES SCREECH)
204
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,560
(BUZZER RINGS)
205
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,560
-(RAJEEV SCREAMING)
-(SCREAMS)
206
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,400
I hate delivering to this house, man!
207
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,640
And cut!
208
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,240
-Did you get that?
-Totally!
209
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,480
Man, that is so going
in the Melon Head movie.
210
00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,080
RAJEEV: You know what?
I should be getting danger pay.
211
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,160
-Oh, man, it's here.
-Could it be?
212
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,200
-Open it.
-I'm so excited!
213
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,400
SPENCER: My new video game!
214
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,760
(BOTH GASP)
215
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,480
BOTH: Axe Maniac!
216
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,520
-Two, the Axening.
-Yeah!
217
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,040
-Yeah!
-(GRUNTS)
218
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,560
All right, nerds! See you at the WiFri!
219
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,240
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
220
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:32,600
A to the X to the E! Axe Maniac!
You'll never defeat me.
221
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,960
BOTH: Whoa!
222
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,080
(GUITAR ZAPS)
223
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:41,800
(SCOFFING) So small they couldn't even put
strings on it!
224
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,160
(CHUCKLING) That is so cute!
This is gonna be child's play.
225
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,040
Then prepare to cry like a little baby.
226
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,720
(ZAPS)
227
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,840
BILLY: (GRUNTING) Oh!
228
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,400
(BILLY GRUNTING)
229
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,920
-Oh, what was that about child's play?
-(BILLY GRUNTING)
230
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,680
Dude, this game's making my fingers
all confused!
231
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,760
-The pain.
-Oh, come on.
232
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,480
-I'm sure you're not even hurt.
-Almost, Spencer!
233
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,440
-Almost.
-Oh, the boss!
234
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,800
You'll be my rock-and-roll game-playing
slave forever, baby. (LAUGHS)
235
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,880
-Let's go see a horror movie!
-SPENCER: Hey! You're blocking
236
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,320
-my view, dude!
-Let's check out the babes
237
00:13:19,392 --> 00:13:21,322
-at the WiFri!
-SPENCER: Out of my way!
238
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,920
Come on, dude. This game is boring!
Let's go do something we can do together.
239
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,960
SPENCER: Maybe you're not a good
enough guitarist to play this game.
240
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,880
What? I played for years!
241
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,960
-With lots of... of fans.
-SPENCER: Right.
242
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,480
-And... and awards!
-SPENCER: Uh-huh.
243
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,160
I am too good for the game.
244
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,800
Well, you're kind of in my way,
Mr. Too-Good-For-The-Game, so...
245
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,520
Well, if that's how you feel about it,
then I'm gonna go eat my feelings.
246
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,240
-(CLICKING)
-(DINGING)
247
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,160
(ZAPPING AND BLEEPING)
248
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:55,040
(CLEARS THROAT) Spence, you know, to have
a long and meaningful bro-lationship,
249
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,280
there are certain lines
that should not be crossed.
250
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,360
Yeah, like interrupting my game play,
dude?
251
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,080
No! Like making sure your mom only buys
smooth peanut butter, not crunchy.
252
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,640
Are you kidding me?
253
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,280
Smooth PB is the gloop of the gods.
There's not a thing in this world
254
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,760
that you can't do with...
(SCREAMS) ...peanut butter!
255
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,160
(POPS MOUTH) Smooth.
256
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,960
You can spackle the walls.
257
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,200
Impress the ladies!
258
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,400
It's stronger than glue.
259
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:29,360
Peanut butter! Smooth.
Eat hot protons, hairball!
260
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,960
Are you listening to me?
261
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,320
Yeah, you should, uh,
you should wear the blue one.
262
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,800
(WHIMPERS) You're not listening to me.
263
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,440
(SOBS)
264
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,560
-Billy!
-(SOBS)
265
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,000
-Billy, come on.
-No! That's it! It's over!
266
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,760
I'm out of here!
And I won't be coming back!
267
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,440
-Oh, come on!
-Ever! I'm leaving!
268
00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,760
Gone! Goodbye!
269
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,320
(GRUNTS)
270
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,360
-Don't you think you're overreacting?
-BILLY: Sayonara! I’ve got my phone on.
271
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,640
(GRUNTS) Don't they know
who I am? I'm a superstar!
272
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,040
All righty! Give you a call.
273
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,920
(ZAPPING AND CRACKLING)
274
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,640
I feel so alive. (LAUGHS)
275
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,640
Whoa!
276
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,200
Hello, Lolo.
277
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,360
If you'll just give me your info, I'd like
to enter you into our grand prize drawing
278
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,080
for an all-expenses-paid date
with me!
279
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,280
Uh, that would be, like, when pigs fly.
280
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,120
Cool, I can wait.
281
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,720
Rajeev! (SOBS) Spencer and I had a spat!
He won't listen to me!
282
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,800
-Can you believe that?
-RAJEEV: Away from me, you ghoul!
283
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,240
Huh? Did you just call me a ghoul?
284
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,040
No, no! No! No!
I... I wasn't talking to you,
285
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,160
-I was talking to...
-The invisible man?
286
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,400
Why don't you do me a favor, then,
and disappear.
287
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,560
-Thanks, Billy.
-He hasn't even bothered to call me.
288
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,040
Let me handle this.
289
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,120
(GASPS) Do you really think
you could do something, Rajeev?
290
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,360
Hey, man. I'm "The Raj," remember?
291
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,320
Anything you can't do, I can do,
Rajeev style.
292
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,600
(TEETH CHATTERING)
293
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,040
SPENCER: Hey! This is Spencer's cell.
You know what to do.
294
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,880
(CHUCKLES) Hey, Spencer! What up, bro?
295
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,040
Yeah, Rajeev here!
I'm... I'm here with Billy.
296
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,440
I hear there's a little static going on
between the two of you.
297
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,960
You know what?
You should step up, bro, and apologize.
298
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,040
Huh? Yeah. All righty. Cool!
Always happy to help a bro. (CHUCKLES)
299
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,120
Catch you later my dude, gotta jump.
Peace!
300
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,200
-What did he say?
-Uh, he said that he is... sorry.
301
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:45,600
-(CHEERS) Thanks, Rajeev! You rock!
-Okay, get off!
302
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,600
Hey, Lolo, I think I just saw a pig fly.
303
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,960
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
304
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,920
(VIDEO GAME
ZAPPING AND BLIPPING)
305
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,560
Hey, Spence! Apology accepted!
306
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,760
Shall we partake in a delicious
peanut butter party?
307
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,760
Spence, let's go out and do something!
308
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,600
(ITALIAN ACCENT) Spencer!
I'm a the Ghost of Video Games Past!
309
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,280
-Uh, Billy?
-No. I said,
310
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,160
I am the Ghost of Video Games Past!
311
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,960
-I recognize your voice, Billy.
-No, you don't.
312
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,880
-Your hat has your initials.
-No, it doesn't.
313
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,320
-Billy.
-Here we go!
314
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,920
-SPENCER: Billy, where are we?
-BILLY: This is your past, my boy!
315
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,160
Look at it!
316
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,600
Terry the Octopus!
317
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,440
SPENCER: Oh, man! I remember this!
My first video game.
318
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,800
BILLY: That's right. See,
you could play the game
319
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,280
but you knew when to put it away.
320
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:43,120
Okay, sweetie, let's put away the game.
You have other presents to open.
321
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,480
No!
322
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,280
-You can play it later, son.
-Give it to me!
323
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,640
-Give it to me!
-(HUGH EXCLAIMING)
324
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,600
-(CLATTERING)
-SPENCER: Give it! Give it...
325
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,600
-You were saying?
-Talking to yourself again, Spencer?
326
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,880
(LAUGHS)
327
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,000
You have to stop playing
those video games!
328
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,680
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
329
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,760
I am the Ghost of Video Game Present!
330
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,840
Mmm.
331
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,560
This video game's sure got you hooked.
332
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,080
Come on, man, snap out of it!
333
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,360
(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING)
334
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,880
-(SOBS)
-It's gonna be fine, honey.
335
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,680
-No, it's not!
-It's not the end of the world.
336
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,520
Yes, it is! (SOBS)
337
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,080
Look how your crazy video game habit
is hurting your parents.
338
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,080
HUGH: (SOBBING) I've lost my big guy!
I've lost him forever!
339
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,360
JANE: Hold still.
340
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,640
My big guy!
Honey, your brave lion is back!
341
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,240
-(IMITATES LION)
-(LAUGHS) Hugh! Oh, no!
342
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,440
You were saying?
343
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,640
All right, so maybe you're not hurting
your parents,
344
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,960
but you know who you are hurting?
345
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,680
That awesome guy and great friend,
Billy Joe Cobra!
346
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,560
-How am I hurting you?
-This.
347
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,400
A jar of peanut butter,
could have been fit for the gods!
348
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,440
-AXE MANIAC BOSS: Where's my Axe Man?
-Huh?
349
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,240
Hey! Hey! Get back here! Spencer!
350
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,120
(GROANS)
351
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,960
Never stop playing! (LAUGHS)
352
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,880
You're coming with me.
353
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,680
(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING)
354
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,400
SPENCER: Uh...
355
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,200
-Where are we this time?
-BILLY: We're in the future.
356
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:31,320
SPENCER: Really? 'Cause the future looks
an awful lot like the past.
357
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,600
BILLY: No, it doesn't. It's the future.
Ten years from now, you look like crud,
358
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,520
your family has left you, your toenails
are all nasty, and all you have left
359
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,360
is your precious little video game.
360
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,960
-Is that what you want?
-What is wrong with you?
361
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:49,560
-Must get back to my game.
-My brother is weird.
362
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,000
-Oh, I give up.
-(TOILET FLUSHES)
363
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,080
It's time to take drastic measures!
364
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,160
Not this time, Cobra. Spencer is finally
under my control. (LAUGHS)
365
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,810
Axe Maniac.
366
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,760
I couldn't have done it
without your ectoplasm tears,
367
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,080
-and he'll be my game player forever!
-(SPENCER GRUNTING)
368
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,040
(LAUGHS MENACINGLY)
369
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,480
No! (GRUNTS)
370
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,560
Axe Maniac.
371
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,680
Spencer! Come on, buddy!
Snap out of it!
372
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,560
-Let go, or I'll crush you, baby!
-You can't crush me, I'm a ghost!
373
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,760
(BILLY GROANING)
374
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,000
(GASPS) Spencer!
375
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,480
You shouldn't have come, Cobra!
376
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,840
-(GRUNTS)
-(ZAPS)
377
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,920
(BILLY CONTINUES GRUNTING)
378
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,560
(BILLY LAUGHS)
379
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,920
-(SNARLS)
-Later, sucka!
380
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,360
-(BILLY GRUNTING)
-(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING)
381
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,440
Wha... (GASPS) ...Billy? Where are we?
382
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,640
-(LAUGHS)
-No! Take me and Spence,
383
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,440
just let my poor little jar
of peanut butter go! (SOBS)
384
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,760
-(GRUNTS)
-(BILLY SOBBING)
385
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,440
(GRUNTS)
386
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,080
(CRACKLES)
387
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,760
(SCREAMS)
388
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,040
(THUD)
389
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,600
-Gloop of the gods, right, buddy?
-You were listening to me after all.
390
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,040
-(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING)
-(BOTH SCREAM)
391
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,840
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(AXE MANIAC BOSS SCREAMING)
392
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,840
-Billy!
-(GRUNTS AND SCREAMS)
393
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,360
-Quick, Billy! Toss it!
-(HORN HONKING)
394
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:36,520
Whoa, man! A Game Crate
Five Thousand! All right!
395
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,080
Maybe this route ain't so bad after all.
396
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,040
-(CRACKLING)
-(DELIVERY MAN) What the... Wait.
397
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,800
-No! No! (SCREAMING)
-(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING)
398
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,360
BOTH: Yeah!
399
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,320
-We beat the boss!
-(CHEERS)
400
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,960
Yeah, we beat the boss!
401
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,640
(GRUNTS) Who the man? I'm the man!
402
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,040
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
403
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,600
Guess we gotta be a little more aware
of your ectoplasm getting dropped around.
404
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,080
True. But you sure took care of business
back there, bro.
405
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,000
-Hey, you weren't so bad yourself.
-Hey, hey.
406
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:18,520
Still, I wonder what would happen
if you gave a little ecto-dose to my cell.
407
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,440
Only one way to find out!
408
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,880
-Well? Nothing?
-(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
409
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,250
-(ROARING)
-SPENCER: (SCREAMING) No!
410
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:36,280
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
411
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,120
MALE VOICE: Yes!
31233
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.