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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,320 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,840 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,680 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,120 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,120 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,760 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,760 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 8 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,880 Okay, Billy, you ready to do this? 9 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,280 They don't call me One-Take Cobra for nothing! 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,600 Start wide and truck in on the pool. Not too fast, okay? 11 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:48,960 Whoa, I can see the beach from up here! Dude, it's a killer whale! 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:53,360 Wait, maybe it's just a beach ball. Where's the zoom on this thing? Whoops! 13 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,640 (SHUDDERS) 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,240 Sorry about that, Brosephus. 15 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,400 Okay, let's go again. But we gotta get this quick, 16 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,440 -we have to leave for school soon. -(HUGH HUMMING) 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,040 -Hey, Dad! Happy birthday! -Thanks, pal! 18 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,200 I can't wait for my big birthday barbecue dinner. 19 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,160 I get to try out this new grill your mom bought me. 20 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,680 (CLATTERING) 21 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,560 Unassembled! 22 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,840 -(CHEERS) -(CHUCKLES) Would you mind waiting 23 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,120 -for just a couple minutes? -HUGH: Mm? 24 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,600 I'm in the middle of a shot here. It's for your birthday movie! 25 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,760 No problem! Anything for the birthday movie! 26 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,480 Always loved the birthday movie! 27 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:34,960 (SIGHS) 28 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,200 So, how's my cinematogglin'? 29 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,880 Pretty bangin', huh? (LAUGHS) Us great artists just have a knack. 30 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,720 Yeah? Well, bad news, Picasso. Looks like you forgot to take off the lens cap. 31 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,160 Or, you forgot to tell me to take off the lens cap. 32 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:56,280 But if you ask nicely, One-Take Cobra might just be willing to do take two. 33 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,280 That would be, like, take 12. 34 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,760 You think it's so easy, why don't you just fly up there and get the shot? 35 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,800 Well, that's right, 'cause you can't fly. 36 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:10,360 But maybe I could. What if you lay a little ectoplasm on me? 37 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,600 I bet I could fly up there and get the shot myself. 38 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,480 -(TRUMPET PLAYS) -(GASPS) Righteous plan. 39 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,600 Please hold for ecto. (GARGLES ) 40 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,800 Now apply directly to the flight cortex of the brainial matter. 41 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,040 (SPENCER GRUNTS) Mhm... Ah! 42 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,400 (DRUM ROLL PLAYS) 43 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,040 -(GRUNTS) -(THUD) 44 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,720 SPENCER: I don't think it's working. 45 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:39,440 JESSICA: Spencer, Mom says it's time to get your butt to school! 46 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,240 Oh, forget it. We'll do it later. Take your ecto back. 47 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,280 -Ew! Don't want it! -Well, I don't want it either. 48 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,920 (BOTH GRUNT) 49 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,280 -(SPENCER GROANS) -(RUMBLING) 50 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,360 -(BANG) -He shoots, he scores! (LAUGHS) 51 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,400 (GROANS) I... I don't feel so good. 52 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,000 Ah... Huh? 53 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,520 (CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING) 54 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,440 -Oh, man! You turned me into a ghost! -BILLY: Oops. 55 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,120 And it's awesome! (CHEERS) 56 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,000 Yeah! (CHEERS) 57 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,400 -Yeah! -BILLY: Hey, hey, hey! 58 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,120 -JESSICA: Spencer! -(BOTH GRUNT) 59 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,480 Are you in there? 60 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,760 (JESSICA GRUNTS) 61 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,480 Mom, he's not here. He must've snuck out. 62 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,840 -Great! She doesn't see me! -(BOTH CHEER) 63 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,680 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 64 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,800 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 65 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,720 Oh, man! Rajeev and Shanilla are gonna flip a biscuit 66 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,040 when they check the ghost action. (CHUCKLES) 67 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:55,880 -Dudes! I am the ghost of Spencer Wright. -Hey, Billy, what's crackin'? 68 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,640 Have you seen Spencer? 69 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,880 Wait. How come they can see you, but not me? 70 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,200 Ghost 101, dude. BRB. 71 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,640 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 72 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,200 -SHANILLA: Mm? -RAJEEV: Mm. 73 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,800 -(SHANILLA GASPS) -Put these on. They're Spencer's. 74 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,520 -RAJEEV: Hmm? -(SPENCER SQUEAKS) 75 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,200 -Mm. -(GROANS) 76 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,840 -Whoa, dude, you're a ghost! -(TEETH CHATTERING) 77 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,720 No! You were so young! You had so much to live for! 78 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,360 Shanilla, I'm fine. I just swallowed some ecto and it turned me all ghost-y. 79 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,200 Hey, homes, since you're invisible and all, how about hookin' a brother up? 80 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,000 (CHUCKLES) Lolo might be talking about me. 81 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:36,400 I once smelled Rajeev's breath. It was like underpants and toothpaste. 82 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,440 (GIRLS LAUGH) 83 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,760 -So, was it about me? -Yep. 84 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,360 She was, uh, talking about getting close to you. 85 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,920 Oh, yeah! I am the man! 86 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,240 (GRUNTING AND CHEERING) 87 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,680 You're the dorkstronaut is more like it! (LAUGHS) 88 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,920 (GASPS) 89 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,400 (SHUDDERS) 90 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,000 (GRUNTS) My ball! 91 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,480 Take him downtown, LeBro! 92 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,480 KLEET: Get back here! 93 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,840 Where are you going, ball? 94 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,560 -Hey! (GRUNTS) -(ALL LAUGH) 95 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:17,960 Good morning, class. Ms. Rumsfeld is out sick today and I'll be subbing for her. 96 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:18,880 Hmm. 97 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,440 I see Mr. Wright is absent. How unfortunate for him. 98 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,640 -Zero for the day! -(SPENCER GASPS) 99 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,440 (LAUGHS) Let's make it the whole week. 100 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,840 (GRUNTS) 101 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Please do as I do and turn to chapter six in A Time for Poe... (GRUNTS) 102 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,280 -What in the world? -Uh, you said to do as you do. 103 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,040 -(BOTH LAUGH) -Well-played, Brojangles. 104 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,880 -What you got for an encore? -Check this out. 105 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,440 (ALL GASP) 106 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,240 (ALL LAUGH) 107 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,160 -(GASPS AND GRUNTS) -(ALL LAUGHING) 108 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,480 -(SCREAMS) -(THUDS) 109 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,840 (ALL GASP) 110 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,880 -PONZI: Class dismissed. -ALL: Yeah! 111 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,960 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 112 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,560 (BOTH MUNCHING AND SLURPING) 113 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:32,800 KLEET: Hmm? 114 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,440 (GASPS) 115 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,400 -(HUMS) -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) 116 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,760 -(YELPS) -(ZAPS) 117 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,400 (SCREAMS) 118 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,400 Huh? 119 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,920 (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah! 120 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,160 Huh? 121 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,560 (LAUGHS) 122 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:00,000 -Dude! How awesome was that day? -Epic, my man. Epic. 123 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,120 Gotta get home to finish the movie, then you can change me back to normal. 124 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,080 (CHUCKLES) 125 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,840 Can't show up for Pop's birthday as the ghost of Spencer Wright, right? 126 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,360 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah, yeah. Truthin'. (CHUCKLES) Sure. Yeah, yeah. Hmm. 127 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,600 -What's with you? -Nothin'. 128 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,320 That whole "change you back" thing, though. You know? 129 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,520 -What did you have in mind exactly? -What? What did you have in mind? 130 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,760 Uh... 131 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,000 Dude! I can't stay a ghost forever. 132 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,120 You were just saying how much you liked it! 133 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,960 -Yeah, for a day! -Hmm. 134 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,120 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 135 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,840 Hugh the man. 136 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,080 We gotta figure this out, Billy. It's almost barbecue time! 137 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,360 (GRUNTS) 138 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,080 SPENCER: Okay. Ectoplasm goes in the mouth, 139 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,040 down the esophagus, and into the stomach. 140 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:50,760 So, I figure all we need to do is get it out of there, right? And, wham! 141 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:55,040 -Flesh-and-blood Spencer is back! -Easy-peasy. (GRUNTS) 142 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,680 Whoa! 143 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,280 Okay, plan B. 144 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,120 (SPENCER SCREAMS) 145 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,840 (THUD) 146 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,560 -Are you crazy? -It's possible. 147 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,120 Plan C! Cover me, I'm goin' in! 148 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,360 (GRUNTS) 149 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,040 BILLY: Right. Okay. Houston, we have ecto. 150 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:24,040 Okay, good, good. Now grab it and get the heck out of my guts! (GRUNTS) 151 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,320 BILLY: Weirdness. Kind of stuck in here. God, no. 152 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,480 I'll just bust my way out! 153 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,000 -(SPENCER GRUNTING) -(THUD) 154 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:37,200 -Cool! We're like twins. -Not cool, fool. Fix it! 155 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,840 BILLY: Quick! Hold on tight to something. 156 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,200 (GRUNTS) 157 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,680 (SCREAMS) 158 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,320 Fail. 159 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,840 -(GASPS AND YELLS) -(BOTH GRUNT) 160 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,280 -Two guys, one butt? -Worse fail! 161 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,300 -(CLEARS THROAT) -What's gonna happen when I don't show up 162 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,760 for my dad's birthday dinner? They're gonna call out the National Guard! 163 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,880 (SCREECHING) 164 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:08,240 It's got it all, hon. Remote control, nuclear-powered heating unit, 165 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,400 and a turbo-charged rotisserie 166 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,080 that can spin fast enough to enrich uranium! 167 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,600 -Let's go get our protein! -(CHUCKLES) 168 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:21,240 Wait a minute. High-speed rotisserie? That's it! Come on, Billy. 169 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,600 -Let's get our butts out there. -Uh, you mean "butt." Whoa! 170 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,960 -Okay. Brace yourself. -I don't know, Brotisserie. 171 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,160 I never even liked going on the merry-go-round. 172 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,000 -(BEEPS) -(ROTISSERIE WHIRRS) 173 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,400 -(BILLY GRUNTING) -Hang on! Pedal to the metal! 174 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,440 (BOTH SCREAMING) 175 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,120 (BOTH SCREAMING) 176 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,720 (BOTH GRUNTING) 177 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,280 (SPENCER SCREAMS) 178 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,560 (THUD) 179 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,160 (SPENCER GROANING) 180 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,120 (VOMITS) 181 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,240 Spencer Wright, yakkin' for the win. 182 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,600 Yeah... (EXHALES SHARPLY) ...it worked. 183 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,600 (ROTISSERIE WHIRRS) 184 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,720 Uh-oh. 185 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,200 Hey, didn't see that in the manual. 186 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,280 Hey, get the camera! 187 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,960 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 188 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,600 I've still got ribs, steaks and burgers. Who needs more? 189 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,600 Oh, Dad, no. (SIGHS) 190 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,200 Tasty BBQ. 191 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,760 -(BOTTLE SQUIRTS) -(BILLY SLURPS) 192 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:59,360 -Okay, everyone, it's movie time! -HUGH: Oh! (CHUCKLES) 193 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,160 SPENCER: They say a man's home is his castle. 194 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,440 When that man's name is Hugh Wright, 195 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:09,320 it's more than a castle. It's one big do-it-yourself project. 196 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,120 (GASPS) 197 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,720 (BOTTLE SQUIRTS) 198 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,360 -(CRACKLES) -Huh? (SCREAMS) 199 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,840 (ROTISSERIE WHIRRS) 200 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,560 -(ROTISSERIE CRASHING) -(METAL CLATTERING) 201 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,960 -(ALL GASP) -Oh, no. 202 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,160 (JANE SIGHS) 203 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,840 (TIRES SCREECH) 204 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,560 (BUZZER RINGS) 205 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,560 -(RAJEEV SCREAMING) -(SCREAMS) 206 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,400 I hate delivering to this house, man! 207 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,640 And cut! 208 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,240 -Did you get that? -Totally! 209 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,480 Man, that is so going in the Melon Head movie. 210 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,080 RAJEEV: You know what? I should be getting danger pay. 211 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,160 -Oh, man, it's here. -Could it be? 212 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,200 -Open it. -I'm so excited! 213 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,400 SPENCER: My new video game! 214 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,760 (BOTH GASP) 215 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,480 BOTH: Axe Maniac! 216 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,520 -Two, the Axening. -Yeah! 217 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,040 -Yeah! -(GRUNTS) 218 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,560 All right, nerds! See you at the WiFri! 219 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,240 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 220 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:32,600 A to the X to the E! Axe Maniac! You'll never defeat me. 221 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,960 BOTH: Whoa! 222 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,080 (GUITAR ZAPS) 223 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:41,800 (SCOFFING) So small they couldn't even put strings on it! 224 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,160 (CHUCKLING) That is so cute! This is gonna be child's play. 225 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,040 Then prepare to cry like a little baby. 226 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,720 (ZAPS) 227 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,840 BILLY: (GRUNTING) Oh! 228 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,400 (BILLY GRUNTING) 229 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,920 -Oh, what was that about child's play? -(BILLY GRUNTING) 230 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,680 Dude, this game's making my fingers all confused! 231 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,760 -The pain. -Oh, come on. 232 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,480 -I'm sure you're not even hurt. -Almost, Spencer! 233 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,440 -Almost. -Oh, the boss! 234 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,800 You'll be my rock-and-roll game-playing slave forever, baby. (LAUGHS) 235 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,880 -Let's go see a horror movie! -SPENCER: Hey! You're blocking 236 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,320 -my view, dude! -Let's check out the babes 237 00:13:19,392 --> 00:13:21,322 -at the WiFri! -SPENCER: Out of my way! 238 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,920 Come on, dude. This game is boring! Let's go do something we can do together. 239 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,960 SPENCER: Maybe you're not a good enough guitarist to play this game. 240 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,880 What? I played for years! 241 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,960 -With lots of... of fans. -SPENCER: Right. 242 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,480 -And... and awards! -SPENCER: Uh-huh. 243 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,160 I am too good for the game. 244 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,800 Well, you're kind of in my way, Mr. Too-Good-For-The-Game, so... 245 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,520 Well, if that's how you feel about it, then I'm gonna go eat my feelings. 246 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,240 -(CLICKING) -(DINGING) 247 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,160 (ZAPPING AND BLEEPING) 248 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:55,040 (CLEARS THROAT) Spence, you know, to have a long and meaningful bro-lationship, 249 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,280 there are certain lines that should not be crossed. 250 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,360 Yeah, like interrupting my game play, dude? 251 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,080 No! Like making sure your mom only buys smooth peanut butter, not crunchy. 252 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,640 Are you kidding me? 253 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,280 Smooth PB is the gloop of the gods. There's not a thing in this world 254 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,760 that you can't do with... (SCREAMS) ...peanut butter! 255 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,160 (POPS MOUTH) Smooth. 256 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,960 You can spackle the walls. 257 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,200 Impress the ladies! 258 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,400 It's stronger than glue. 259 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:29,360 Peanut butter! Smooth. Eat hot protons, hairball! 260 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,960 Are you listening to me? 261 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,320 Yeah, you should, uh, you should wear the blue one. 262 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,800 (WHIMPERS) You're not listening to me. 263 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,440 (SOBS) 264 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,560 -Billy! -(SOBS) 265 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,000 -Billy, come on. -No! That's it! It's over! 266 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,760 I'm out of here! And I won't be coming back! 267 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,440 -Oh, come on! -Ever! I'm leaving! 268 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,760 Gone! Goodbye! 269 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,320 (GRUNTS) 270 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,360 -Don't you think you're overreacting? -BILLY: Sayonara! I’ve got my phone on. 271 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,640 (GRUNTS) Don't they know who I am? I'm a superstar! 272 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,040 All righty! Give you a call. 273 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,920 (ZAPPING AND CRACKLING) 274 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,640 I feel so alive. (LAUGHS) 275 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,640 Whoa! 276 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,200 Hello, Lolo. 277 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,360 If you'll just give me your info, I'd like to enter you into our grand prize drawing 278 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,080 for an all-expenses-paid date with me! 279 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,280 Uh, that would be, like, when pigs fly. 280 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,120 Cool, I can wait. 281 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,720 Rajeev! (SOBS) Spencer and I had a spat! He won't listen to me! 282 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,800 -Can you believe that? -RAJEEV: Away from me, you ghoul! 283 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,240 Huh? Did you just call me a ghoul? 284 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,040 No, no! No! No! I... I wasn't talking to you, 285 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,160 -I was talking to... -The invisible man? 286 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,400 Why don't you do me a favor, then, and disappear. 287 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,560 -Thanks, Billy. -He hasn't even bothered to call me. 288 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,040 Let me handle this. 289 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,120 (GASPS) Do you really think you could do something, Rajeev? 290 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,360 Hey, man. I'm "The Raj," remember? 291 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,320 Anything you can't do, I can do, Rajeev style. 292 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,600 (TEETH CHATTERING) 293 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,040 SPENCER: Hey! This is Spencer's cell. You know what to do. 294 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,880 (CHUCKLES) Hey, Spencer! What up, bro? 295 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,040 Yeah, Rajeev here! I'm... I'm here with Billy. 296 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,440 I hear there's a little static going on between the two of you. 297 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,960 You know what? You should step up, bro, and apologize. 298 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,040 Huh? Yeah. All righty. Cool! Always happy to help a bro. (CHUCKLES) 299 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,120 Catch you later my dude, gotta jump. Peace! 300 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,200 -What did he say? -Uh, he said that he is... sorry. 301 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:45,600 -(CHEERS) Thanks, Rajeev! You rock! -Okay, get off! 302 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,600 Hey, Lolo, I think I just saw a pig fly. 303 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,960 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 304 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,920 (VIDEO GAME ZAPPING AND BLIPPING) 305 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,560 Hey, Spence! Apology accepted! 306 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,760 Shall we partake in a delicious peanut butter party? 307 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,760 Spence, let's go out and do something! 308 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,600 (ITALIAN ACCENT) Spencer! I'm a the Ghost of Video Games Past! 309 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,280 -Uh, Billy? -No. I said, 310 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,160 I am the Ghost of Video Games Past! 311 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,960 -I recognize your voice, Billy. -No, you don't. 312 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,880 -Your hat has your initials. -No, it doesn't. 313 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,320 -Billy. -Here we go! 314 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,920 -SPENCER: Billy, where are we? -BILLY: This is your past, my boy! 315 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,160 Look at it! 316 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,600 Terry the Octopus! 317 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,440 SPENCER: Oh, man! I remember this! My first video game. 318 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,800 BILLY: That's right. See, you could play the game 319 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,280 but you knew when to put it away. 320 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:43,120 Okay, sweetie, let's put away the game. You have other presents to open. 321 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,480 No! 322 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,280 -You can play it later, son. -Give it to me! 323 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,640 -Give it to me! -(HUGH EXCLAIMING) 324 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,600 -(CLATTERING) -SPENCER: Give it! Give it... 325 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,600 -You were saying? -Talking to yourself again, Spencer? 326 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,880 (LAUGHS) 327 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,000 You have to stop playing those video games! 328 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,680 (VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 329 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,760 I am the Ghost of Video Game Present! 330 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,840 Mmm. 331 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,560 This video game's sure got you hooked. 332 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,080 Come on, man, snap out of it! 333 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,360 (AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING) 334 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,880 -(SOBS) -It's gonna be fine, honey. 335 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,680 -No, it's not! -It's not the end of the world. 336 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,520 Yes, it is! (SOBS) 337 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,080 Look how your crazy video game habit is hurting your parents. 338 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,080 HUGH: (SOBBING) I've lost my big guy! I've lost him forever! 339 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,360 JANE: Hold still. 340 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,640 My big guy! Honey, your brave lion is back! 341 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,240 -(IMITATES LION) -(LAUGHS) Hugh! Oh, no! 342 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,440 You were saying? 343 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,640 All right, so maybe you're not hurting your parents, 344 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,960 but you know who you are hurting? 345 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,680 That awesome guy and great friend, Billy Joe Cobra! 346 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,560 -How am I hurting you? -This. 347 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,400 A jar of peanut butter, could have been fit for the gods! 348 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,440 -AXE MANIAC BOSS: Where's my Axe Man? -Huh? 349 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,240 Hey! Hey! Get back here! Spencer! 350 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,120 (GROANS) 351 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,960 Never stop playing! (LAUGHS) 352 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,880 You're coming with me. 353 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,680 (AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING) 354 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,400 SPENCER: Uh... 355 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,200 -Where are we this time? -BILLY: We're in the future. 356 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:31,320 SPENCER: Really? 'Cause the future looks an awful lot like the past. 357 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,600 BILLY: No, it doesn't. It's the future. Ten years from now, you look like crud, 358 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,520 your family has left you, your toenails are all nasty, and all you have left 359 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,360 is your precious little video game. 360 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,960 -Is that what you want? -What is wrong with you? 361 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:49,560 -Must get back to my game. -My brother is weird. 362 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,000 -Oh, I give up. -(TOILET FLUSHES) 363 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,080 It's time to take drastic measures! 364 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,160 Not this time, Cobra. Spencer is finally under my control. (LAUGHS) 365 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,810 Axe Maniac. 366 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,760 I couldn't have done it without your ectoplasm tears, 367 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,080 -and he'll be my game player forever! -(SPENCER GRUNTING) 368 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,040 (LAUGHS MENACINGLY) 369 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,480 No! (GRUNTS) 370 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,560 Axe Maniac. 371 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,680 Spencer! Come on, buddy! Snap out of it! 372 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,560 -Let go, or I'll crush you, baby! -You can't crush me, I'm a ghost! 373 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,760 (BILLY GROANING) 374 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,000 (GASPS) Spencer! 375 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,480 You shouldn't have come, Cobra! 376 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,840 -(GRUNTS) -(ZAPS) 377 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,920 (BILLY CONTINUES GRUNTING) 378 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,560 (BILLY LAUGHS) 379 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,920 -(SNARLS) -Later, sucka! 380 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,360 -(BILLY GRUNTING) -(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING) 381 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,440 Wha... (GASPS) ...Billy? Where are we? 382 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,640 -(LAUGHS) -No! Take me and Spence, 383 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,440 just let my poor little jar of peanut butter go! (SOBS) 384 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,760 -(GRUNTS) -(BILLY SOBBING) 385 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,440 (GRUNTS) 386 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,080 (CRACKLES) 387 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,760 (SCREAMS) 388 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,040 (THUD) 389 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,600 -Gloop of the gods, right, buddy? -You were listening to me after all. 390 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,040 -(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING) -(BOTH SCREAM) 391 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,840 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(AXE MANIAC BOSS SCREAMING) 392 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,840 -Billy! -(GRUNTS AND SCREAMS) 393 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,360 -Quick, Billy! Toss it! -(HORN HONKING) 394 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:36,520 Whoa, man! A Game Crate Five Thousand! All right! 395 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,080 Maybe this route ain't so bad after all. 396 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,040 -(CRACKLING) -(DELIVERY MAN) What the... Wait. 397 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,800 -No! No! (SCREAMING) -(AXE MANIAC BOSS GRUNTING) 398 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,360 BOTH: Yeah! 399 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,320 -We beat the boss! -(CHEERS) 400 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,960 Yeah, we beat the boss! 401 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,640 (GRUNTS) Who the man? I'm the man! 402 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,040 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 403 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,600 Guess we gotta be a little more aware of your ectoplasm getting dropped around. 404 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,080 True. But you sure took care of business back there, bro. 405 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,000 -Hey, you weren't so bad yourself. -Hey, hey. 406 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:18,520 Still, I wonder what would happen if you gave a little ecto-dose to my cell. 407 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,440 Only one way to find out! 408 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,880 -Well? Nothing? -(CELL PHONE BUZZING) 409 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,250 -(ROARING) -SPENCER: (SCREAMING) No! 410 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:36,280 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 411 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,120 MALE VOICE: Yes! 31233

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