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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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SPENCER: Okay, check it out.
First, a trapdoor opens in the floor,
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a coffin appears on stage
in a plume of smoke.
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Then the coffin opens, right?
I'm inside, but, I'm headless!
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(SCREAMS)
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-I'm not scared. Keep going, Spence.
-Then my head appears.
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Ha! Looks like Spencer Wrong's doing
another one of his kiddie magic shows.
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It's not a magic show, toolbox.
It's for the talent contest.
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I'm gonna blow everyone away,
including you!
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-My special effects will be totally sick!
-Sick is definitely the right word for it!
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You won't be doing any horror shows
while I'm principal of this school!
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-Why?
-Need I remind you
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of your last little stunt
on cheerleading sign-up day?
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And remember, everybody who signs up today
gets two free pom-poms!
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(SCREAMS)
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-(CHUCKLES) That was a good one.
-It was your last one!
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Because your little horror shows
are hereby banned from school permanently!
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So you better think of something else fast
for the talent contest,
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-or your high school career is over.
-(KLEET LAUGHS)
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Have fun!
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Loser! Can't wait to see you bomb
on stage!
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Spencer is a game less loser!
(LAUGHING)
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(ALL LAUGH)
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(SIGHS)
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SPENCER: The only reason I even entered
this stupid contest was so
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that I could show everyone my skills.
Now, I got nada! What am I gonna do now?
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(BILLY SLURPING LOUDLY)
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Hey, I know! You could do
this cool magic trick I saw once.
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We dress you up in a chicken suit,
handcuff you, wrap you in chains,
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then throw you
into a giant banana milkshake!
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-I hate banana milkshakes!
-Okay, okay! We could hit those Bo Peeps
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with some freestyle poppin'
and lockin', yo!
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(FREE-STYLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BILLY GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
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A little help?
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Thanks anyway, but I can't compete
with those other kids.
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They all have coaches, choreographers,
spiritual advisers, and...
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Who needs fancy trainers
when you've got Doctor Cobra?
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The doctor is in! Follow my lead!
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(PLAYS A NOTE)
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(PLAYS A NOTE BADLY)
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(GROANS) This is gonna be a little harder
than I thought.
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(SPENCER STRUMMING GUITAR)
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Forget it! I'm not doing this.
I'm not gonna play guitar.
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-I sound horrible!
-Too bad I can't play for you, dude.
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Wait! You can't play for me,
but maybe you can play with me!
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-Something like this.
-(PLAYS GUITAR RIFF)
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-I am diggin' this chili!
-Hmm.
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-That's 'cause I made it extra spicy!
-Caliente!
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Muy caliente!
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(BILLY SCREAMS)
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Hide your daughters, people,
'cause we're gonna blow the roof
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off this talent show.
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(SNIFFS)
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Are those your mom's triple-fudge,
gut-bustin', lights-out brownies? Yeah!
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-Don't worry, I'll catch up.
-Don't be late, Casper.
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Brownie! Brownie! Brownie!
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(FOOD MIXER WHIRRING)
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-(GASPS) Mm. Perfect!
-Let me check!
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Hey, honey! Look what I rigged up
in my workshop! An underwear cannon!
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To fire undies on stage
while Spencer's playing.
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-Oh, why?
-'Cause that's what fans do
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at rock shows, honey.
Check out the range on this baby!
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-Huh? Must be jammed.
-(CLANKING)
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(CRASHES)
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You might want to use
clean underwear, Hugh.
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-Oh! Are you cooking brownies?
-They're for the talent contest.
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I'm gonna use the brownies
to bribe Principal Ponzi.
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-(FOOD MIXER WHIRRING)
-(BILLY SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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Caliente!
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PRINCIPAL PONZI: Hello, everyone,
and welcome to Beverly Beverly High's
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-Annual Talent Competition!
-(CROWD CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
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-Billy, where are you?
-PRINCIPAL PONZI: Without further ado,
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here they are,
your over-privileged offspring!
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(AUDIENCE GASPS)
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(STRAINS) Ah!
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-Number one!
-Keep your eyes on the bullseye.
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Y'all don't try this at home!
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Oh.
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RAJEEV: Okay, so I'm not saying
Principal Ponzi is old,
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but the reason he can teach
Ancient History is 'cause he was there!
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-(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
-(JOKE DRUMBEAT)
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Hey-oh! (LAUGHS) Okay, I'm not saying
Principal Ponzi is ugly,
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but when he went to a freak show
they gave him an application!
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-(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
-(JOKE DRUMBEAT)
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Good night! That's my time!
Rajeev out! Peace!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Answer! Answer! Answer the phone!
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BILLY: You've reach His Highness,
the brilliant, most talented BJC!
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-Leave a message!
-(GROANS)
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(HARMONIZING)
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(MIC FEEDBACK)
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(PLAYS THE FLUTE)
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(APPLAUSE)
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Billy! It's Spencer again. I've left you,
like, 423 messages. Where are you, man?
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-Get your see-through butt over here!
-You ready to move to Loser Town, McLoser?
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-Pack your bags!
-PRINCIPAL PONZI: And now, prepare to be
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underwhelmed by Spencer Wright.
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-(GASPS)
-Your turn!
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(GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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-HUGH: Whoa! Spencer!
-(LAUGHS) A bra!
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Woo-hoo! Go get 'em, son! That's my boy!
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-Spencer!
-(GROANS)
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-Hi, Spence. Sorry! Little situation here.
-Billy!
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Either play or get off the stage.
I've got a bus to catch.
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(SPENCER STRUMMING GUITAR)
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Good thing I brought the brownies.
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Brownies?
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KIDS: Brownies!
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FEMALE VOICE: OMG!
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BILLY: (SIGHS) That was close.
Now where's the stage?
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ALL: Mm-mm.
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What is that?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Do those kids seem a little pasty?
-Must be the hormones.
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BILLY: Whoa!
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Okay. You can do this, Billy Joe!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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That tastes like Spencer's stank shoes!
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-Hey, Spence!
-Billy!
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Mr. Wright, what are you up to this time?
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Dude, we've got a major problem here,
okay? When everyone goes home
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with a piece of you in their stomach,
you're history!
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-What are we gonna do?
-I don't know, dude.
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We'll have to think of a way
to get you back together!
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Well, maybe if you could get everyone
to open up wide,
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and I could buy enough time to escape...
(SCREAMS)
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Did you want this one, Mr. Wright?
Brownies are for eating,
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-not talking to!
-No, wait!
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(MUNCHING, EXCLAIMS)
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-BILLY: Dude! It smells all Ponzi in here!
-Hang on, buddy!
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(ALL GASP)
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Okay, it's time to do what I do best!
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HUGH: Spencer's got no head!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Yeah! I'm gonna need a long shower.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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(PLAYS GUITAR RIFF)
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-ALL: Spencer! Spencer! Spencer!
-(APPLAUSE)
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Yeah! All right! You the man!
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Stop! I warned Spencer about doing
this kind of act
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-so he's hereby disqualified!
-(AUDIENCE BOOING)
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-Then who's the winner?
-I don't know.
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(MURMURS)
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The clear winner is obviously Lolo,
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-the very rich Lolo!
-I win! I win! I'm the best! I am!
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Either way, Spencer is banned
from all school contests forever!
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(GROANS)
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You know, Spence, it's like I always say.
The most important thing...
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Looks like you lose again, McLoser.
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MALLORY: Actually, Kleet, I thought
Spencer's show was pretty wicked.
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Everybody knows he was the real winner.
See ya later.
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I just remembered some stuff
I gotta do. Bye!
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Yeah, and stay out!
Dude, she is so diggin' your chili!
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-Spicy!
-Habanero!
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-Caliente!
-Super caliente!
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(BILLY SCREAMING)
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Whoa! Check this! I just got nominated
for a Shorty Award!
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Hey, don't sweat it, little man.
You'll grow eventually.
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No, tool kit,
it's an award for short films.
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My movie Singing in the Grave
was nominated. And let's see...
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(CLEARS THROAT) ..."You may bring
one guest to the award ceremony."
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Well, seeing as I'm the super talented
and hunky-licious star of the film,
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I'd be happy to join you.
You can pick me up at seven.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow your roll,
Francis Ford Broppola.
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I've been to dozens
of red-carpet shindigs.
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You can't just bring any old can of beans
with ya.
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-A can of what?
-You need a celebrity on your arm, bro!
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Some A-list model or actress. Trust me,
your career depends on it.
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What are you talking about?
No one's gonna care who I bring.
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Oh, yeah?
Ever hear the name Morgan Showalter?
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Uh... Hmm.
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He was the most promising director
of his generation.
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Until he was nominated
for a People's Pick Award.
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Mr. Showalter, over here!
Let's see a smile!
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-Mr. Showalter, something for the fan?
-Yeah, sure. First, uh, honor to be here,
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really. And, uh, to me,
that movie was an incre...
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(GASPS) I've seen you on the TV!
Give me your autograph!
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BILLY: The fool decided to bring
his mother as his date.
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Hold my bag, Morgy. I gotta get a picture!
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BILLY: And that was it for him.
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The guy is probably serving fries
somewhere now.
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Oh come on! You can't expect me
to believe that story?
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Here are your fries.
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MALE VOICE: Showalter!
Get your butt over here.
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I'm coming, boss!
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Dude, you gotta help me!
I don't wanna get Showalter-ed!
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Relax. We're gonna find you
some arm candy for the awards.
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Hey! What about me?
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Ha! Get back to me when
you're on the A-list, okay, kid?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Back in the day, every time I stepped
into a limo,
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it was fully stocked
with celebrity señoritas.
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Yeah, but you know
they don't live there, right?
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Famous girls do.
It's their natural habitat.
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Sleeping Beauty at three o'clock.
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(SNORING)
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-Dad, what are you doing here?
-It's my little hideaway.
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Don't tell your mother.
She thinks I'm watering the compost heap.
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-(SNORING)
-He must've scared all the ladies away.
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Fear not, dude.
We'll get you a superstar date.
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There's plenty of fish in the sea. Why?
‘Cause there's plenty of limos in the sea.
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Okay, but we're running out of time.
The award ceremony is tonight!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Here we go.
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Nope.
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Nada.
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Squat.
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Zip.
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Nothing! No one! Goose egg! Empty!
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What's happened in the world? (SOBS)
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Hey. Uh, how about a limo
that's not in a used car lot?
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Like, uh, this one!
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Get on it, young blood.
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It's datin' time!
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I understand someone's looking
for some arm candy.
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Fine. If that's how it is, drive, David!
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When I was touring, there were always
celeb girls hanging backstage.
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-Yeah, but at the Wi Fri?
-Backstage is backstage.
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Hello, ladies!
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(GROANS) Gotcha! (GROANS) Hmm.
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(SCREAMS)
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Goal! Go get her, cowboy. Get it, get it.
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(GULPS)
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Wait! You wanna be a player,
you gotta wear the uniform.
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(COUGHS)
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Now go drop some smooth, heartbreaker.
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(SPENCER CRASHES)
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Hi! I’m Spencer Shorty, and I’m nominated
for a Wright... no! Other way around.
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Um, I'm... I’m nominated for an award
and I’d like you to come with me,
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-as my date, for it.
-Sounds fun.
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-Buck? Why are you wearing high heels?
-Because I’m climbing a ladder, dude.
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Okay. Why are your legs shaved?
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Look, are you bringing me
to that award show or not?
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Award show?
No, I said a "bored" show. Bye!
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Fine. If that’s how it is. Drive.
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-Whoa!
-What are you doing taking a lunch break,
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bro-ham sandwich? We gotta find you
a chiquita on the quick!
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That’s what we’re doing! But this time,
we’re doing it my way, okay?
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I’m done with your dopey ideas.
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-Huh? Oh, hi, Spencer.
-Hi! Mallory,
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Uh, listen, I’ve been invited
to an award show tonight,
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and I get to bring a date,
and I was kind of wondering...
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I mean if you’re not too busy...
and like, it wouldn’t be like a date-date
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-or anything.
-Sure. It sounds fun!
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Yes!
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-Ew! Gross!
-Billy! What are you doing?
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-Jerk!
-Come on, you guys. It was an accident.
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(SIGHS) You really disappoint me, Spencer.
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-Mallory, wait! What’s your problem?
-Dude, Mallory's cool,
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but she’s no A-lister.
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You were about to make
a career-killing loser move.
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Consider it another favor from B-Joe-Co.
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Shanila, please go to the Shorties
with me.
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I don’t have a date and I’m freakin’ out.
Will you go with me?
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-Please, please, please, please, please?
-I’d love to!
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-Thank you! Oh, thank you!
-Oh, no! I can’t.
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-I loaned all my evening gowns to Rajeev.
-Hmm.
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So now what, Mr. Arm Candy?
The Shorties are in less than an hour
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-and I’ve got zilch!
-We’ll find someone, Cesar Bromero.
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We just gotta dig deep and...
(GASPS) Groupie alert!
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I can’t believe I didn’t think
of this earlier! My groupies!
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I love you, Billy!
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Let me in, Billy!
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-(LAUGHS)
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Dude, I wouldn’t exactly call them
A-listers.
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My groupies have followed me
around so long
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they’re practically
celebrities themselves.
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(SIGHS) Fine. What have I got to lose?
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Uh, excuse me, miss,
but would you like...
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Beat it! This is our spot.
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You can go worship Billy Joe
somewhere else!
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-Go away! (GROWLS)
-Go away! (GROWLS)*
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Ladies, you’ve got it all wrong.
I’m not a Cobra fan, I’m a Cobra cousin.
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-This is my house!
-Are you serious?
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-Wow. He sort of looks like him.
-(SNIFFS) He smells just like him!
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(GASPS) He’s adorable!
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Maybe we should become
your groupies! (GIGGLES)
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That’s not happening!
Get your own fans, groupie-stealer!
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-BILLY: Sup girls?
-(ALL GASP)
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Why settle for a distant relative
when you can have the real deal?
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(SHRILLS SCREAMS)
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-BILLY: Whoa! Easy, girls. Easy, easy.
-That’s it. I’m done.
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(PHONE KEYS BEEPING)
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Hey, Jeevster. So, you still interested
in going to the awards with me?
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Cool. Just, please, do not wear any more
of those ridiculous outfits, okay?
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-(MURMURS ON THE PHONE)
-Sweet. See you there, buddy.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Huh...
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Hello, handsome!
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What did I say about ridiculous outfits?
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Uh, excuse me,
this Louise Bulgari original
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with cinched mermaid bodice
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and sweetheart neckline is totally
this season!
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If you think this is ridiculous,
then you, my good fellow,
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need to go back to fashion school!
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Man, those groupies were persistent.
But I outsmarted 'em.
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Left them at a waxwork museum.
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Whoa! You’re bringing him to the awards?
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Yes. Who cares if he’s not a celebrity?
He’s my friend.
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(SNIVELS)
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Your funeral, buddy.
At least the dress is this season.
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Thank you! Finally, someone respects me!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the moment you’ve all been waiting for,
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the Shorty for the Best Short goes to...
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Spencer Wright for Singing in the Grave.
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-Whoa! Yeah!
-SPENCER: Coming through.
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-Hey! How you doin' this evening?
-Well done, son.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Wow! What an honor.
There are just so many people to thank.
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-Hey!
-Who is this young lady?
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This is my star, Rajeev,
who helped me realize
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that it doesn’t matter how famous you are,
it’s what’s inside that really counts.
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-Oh!
-(GIRL SCREAMING)
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He's here!
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)
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Where is he?
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Hey!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(QUIVERS)
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Well, I guess you can call me
Morgan Showalter, Junior.
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(MAN APPLAUDING)
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Really incredible.
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-MALE VOICE 1: Amazing.
-MALE VOICE 2: Amazing!
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(APPLAUSE)
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(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
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-A star is born.
-So, my career's gonna be all right?
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Your career? Who cares?
Rajeev is blowin’ up big!
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I always knew this guy was destined
for the A-list.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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