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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yeehaw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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Eat My Brain With a Side of Fries,
cemetery scene, take one!
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Okay, Billy, on my cue,
throw ten pellets into the fog machine.
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And action!
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Cue the smoke, Billy!
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Wait! Too much smoke!
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(BOTH GROAN)
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Cut! Uh, how many pellets did you put in?
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Ten?
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Come on. You know you can't stay
mad at me. Look at this puppy-dog face.
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Thanks to you we're outta commission
until I can get my camera fixed.
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You need to learn to count.
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That is a bangin' idea, brotown!
I'm gonna go to school
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and get my learnin' on!
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SPENCER: Dude, I wasn't serious.
‘Sides, you already come here every day.
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Oh, sure! But just to hang out.
I don't ever take advantage
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of all the resources like the...
What do you call those old people
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-who talk all the time?
-Teachers?
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Yeah!
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And the rectangle-y thingies
with the words and the pages?
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-Books.
-Yeah!
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Come on, Spencer!
We don't wanna be late for our first...
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Yo, what are those things
in the rooms with all the people?
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-Classes?
-Oh, yeah!
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Today's lesson is about world capitals.
Which of you youngsters can tell me
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the capital of Indonesia?
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I know! I know! I know!
It's Jakarta! Jakarta!
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-Is it Jakarta?
-Yes, Spencer! Well done!
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Whoo!
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How did you know that?
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I'll never forget Jakarta.
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It was on my Southeast Asian tour.
I was having a bite to eat...
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(GULPS)
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...when I got arrested for spitting.
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Here's one of my favorites.
For extra credit,
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who knows its Latin name?
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Lethocerus indicus?
That's one buggin' bug.
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-Lethocerus indicus?
-Correct!
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Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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SPENCER: Hmm.
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You don't even wanna know...
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(AUDIENCE CHEER)
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(BUZZES)
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Wow, what a day! I've only been
in school for six hours
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and I'm already a million times
smarter than you.
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You just got lucky. You've traveled a bit,
you know, picked up a few names of things.
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You can't help it if you're average,
or slightly below average,
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-and I'm the next Dilbert Einstein.
-It's Albert Einstein, dill weed.
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So where to next? A little WiFri action,
maybe, to toast my superior intellect?
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Nuh-uh. Home. I got a pantsload
of homework.
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Ah, yes. I guess you struggling students
have to work hard not to fall behind.
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You know what, Billy... Hmm... Actually,
I'm looking forward to doing homework.
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-Yeah, 'cause it's totally awesome.
-Yeah? Calvin Coolidge! Let's hit that!
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I don't wanna go to the stupid WiFri.
I wanna do homework! Now!
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-I got your homework!
-Billy, come back!
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Dude, you are smoother than
a smooth-peanut-butter smoothie.
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But, don't you think
you're kinda using Billy?
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Spencer would never use a friend!
Would you, Spencer?
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I'm not "using" Billy. You know,
I'm just taking advantage of him.
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Yeah, and those are two
totally different things. Right, Spencer?
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Actually, now I'm starting to feel
a little bad about tricking Billy.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to him. Slaters.
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"If a 500 watt current is fed
through a three-hundred-watt circuit,
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"what is the result?"
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Hmm.
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-(MIC FEEDBACK)
-(ELECTRICITY SURGES)
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Circuit overload. So much for science.
Let's check out the mathletics.
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I don't know this!
If I blow it, Dispencer might take away
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my homework privileges!
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Ha!
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Whoa! Digital crunkfest!
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The relationship between an object's mass
and acceleration...
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-Billy!
-Hey, Brohann Sebastian Bach.
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Sorry I swiped your homey-work.
Here it is!
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You did all this?
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-Mm-hmm.
-I can't believe you stole all my fun!
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You are never doing homework again, Cobra!
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Oh, yeah? Try and stop me!
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I'm gonna do all your homework
for the rest of the year,
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and there's nothing
you can do about it!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Very impressed with the quality
of your work lately.
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What's come over you?
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Well, Ms. Rumsfeld, I can't take
all the credit for it. I have to confess,
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-I've had a little help.
-Help? From who?
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From you, of course.
Your teaching really inspires me.
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Oh, Spencer.
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-(GROANS)
-(STEAM WHISTLING)
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Dude, I'm serious. Let me do
some homework for a change.
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-Stop hoggin' it.
-No way, Brorito. I'm having too much fun.
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Okay!
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Salty.
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And here comes my daily dose of A plus.
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F?
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But... I...
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I would have given you
a lower grade if I could.
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This is the worst thing I've read
in 80 years of teaching.
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Valuable lesson, brotato.
You mess with the Cobra,
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-you get the fangs.
-You did this on purpose?
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(BILLY CHUCKLES)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Cobra! (GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(LAUGHS, GROANS)
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(GASPS, YELLS)
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Spencer! Please report
to Principal Ponzi's office immediately.
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(GIGGLES)
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Sorry.
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I get like this sometimes
when I'm very happy.
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You see, your disruptive behavior
coupled with your failing grade
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has placed you in the Danger Zone.
(LAUGHS)
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You're kicking me out of school?
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Of course not.
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(EXHALES)
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School rules say I have to give you
one last chance.
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So, I'll kick you out tomorrow,
after you fail my special test.
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-Special test? What's it on?
-Who knows? Could be anything.
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-But that's not fair!
-No, it really isn't.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Sorry, cosbronaut. This is on me,
but I was just payin' you back
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for playing me like a chump trumpet.
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I'm sorry, too. But I only played you
like a chump trumpet 'cause you acted like
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such a tool sandwich.
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Well, I only acted like a tool sandwich
'cause... Oh, I don't know.
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-Sometimes I just can't help myself.
-Dude, I am so hosed.
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What am I gonna tell my parents?
Where am I gonna go to school?
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Hey! You're gonna ace that test,
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'cause the Cobra is gonna help you
cram for it.
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But how? We don't even know
what the subject is.
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So we'll study everything!
Are you with me?
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-I guess so.
-I can't hear you!
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I guess so!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Yes! We did it!
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(SPENCER SNORING)
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Well, Mr. Wright, I hope you've used
your study time wisely.
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This chamber is totally soundproof
and encased in concrete.
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No one can get in or out.
You're completely on your own. Good luck.
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I'll get a head start on cleaning out
your locker.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Don't worry, Broducus-Maximus.
We've studied every subject known to man.
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"The Life Cycle of the Giant Tubeworm
of the Marianas Trench."
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Eh, except for that one.
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(SNORES)
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Uh-oh.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Rise and shine, Mr. Wright!
It's time to face the sweet, sweet music.
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Let me know what school you end up at.
On second thought, don't bother.
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Huh? No! This can't be!
You're 100 percent correct!
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(GRUNTS)
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How did I do that?
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Your BFF took a quick trip down
to the Marianas Trench
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to pay a little visit
to our tubeworm buddies.
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Wow, Billy! You totally saved
my bacon. Thanks!
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Eh, what can I say? It's just what I do.
See, the Cobra's like a superhero,
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but more super and more hero and...
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(SCREAMS) Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off! Get it off! It's disgusting!
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(GROANS, SCREAMS)
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So, we're set for tonight, right?
Wrath of the Asphalt Baby?
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That DVD's gonna be DV-diculous!
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Ninety-five minutes
of cheesy special effects,
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-bad dialogue and horrible acting!
-Awesome times!
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Speaking of awesome times,
get ready for some E-fun
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with Principal Ponzi.
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Just a little payback
for giving me detention yesterday.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What's this? Ooh! "Baby Pandas! Must See!"
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Aw, precious!
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MALE VOICE OVER COMPUTER:
These adorable little cubs
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are only a few weeks old,
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but look closely and you might just see
one wave at you! Closer. Closer.
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Closer...
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-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)
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Spencer! (PANTS)
Huh?
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The Legendary Beverly Beverly
High Official Rule Book?
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Ooh. this is good. Oh, yes, yes,
this could work.
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If you think this is the end of it,
Mr. Wright, you're wrong!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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"Beverly Beverly High School
is dedicated to turning bright,
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"upstanding young people
into the leaders of tomorrow.
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"And what we mean by that is,
no weirdos allowed! If you're a weirdo,
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"you will be expelled."
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Harsh. Good thing I'm not a weirdo.
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Oh, no? How about the time
I caught you arguing with your dessert
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-in the cafeteria!
-(SPENCER GROANING)
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Say it!
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All right! You're the greatest singer
of all time!
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PRINCIPAL PONZI: And then, there was
the drinking fountain incident.
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-(BILLY GARGLES)
-Hey! Not funny! Cut it out!
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(GARGLES)
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There's a word that springs to mind...
Weirdo!
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-Read it and weep!
-Wait! I can prove that I'm not weird.
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Follow me around for as long as you want.
Come to my house. Whatever!
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If you see anything freaky, kick me out.
If not, I stay.
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Hmm. Your house, you say? If I recall,
your mother made one heck
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of a lasagna al forno
for the last PTA meeting.
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She'll make it tonight! Come for dinner!
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-Well, if you insist.
-Great. You'll see... Or you won't see.
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Because there's nothing to see.
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-Spencer Wright is going down!
-Nothing weird!
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Broman! Did you know that one
of the special features on this DVD
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is the parking attendant's commentary?
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-Tonight's gonna be epic!
-Forget it. Change of plans.
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What! Why?
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Ponzi's coming for dinner.
He's trying to prove I'm a weirdo
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so he can kick me out of school.
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Huh! No problem! I'll just serve him up
a slice of this.
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Ha! Yeh! Ha!
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-And he'll go running home to Mama.
-No! No ghost stuff!
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Everything in this house
has to be mega normal!
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Mega normal? Yeah, I can do that!
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(SPENCER GRUNTS)
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Mega normal!
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-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-Huh?
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Hey, hey! Principal Ponzi! Please come in!
We were so excited when Spencer told us
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he won an evening with the Principal
at the school charity auction!
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Charity auction? There was no...
I mean, of course! Yes!
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The charity auction!
I'm certainly not here to spy on your son!
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Just behave as you always do
and I'm sure I'll get what I want...
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That is, I'm sure I'll get
to know you better.
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What's with the suitcase?
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You're not gonna try and sell us
a vacuum cleaner, are you?
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Did you forget to tell your parents
that the prize was actually a sleepover?
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-Sleepover?
-Sleepover?
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And for breakfast tomorrow,
it would be so nice if you wouldn't mind
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making that delicious coffee cake
you donated to the last bake sale.
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Um, sure. (CHUCKLES)
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If you'll do the honor
to follow us, please.
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-Your parents seem quite nice.
-Yep. Nothing weird about them.
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Let's hope not. Because if they're weird,
I'm gonna have to conclude
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that you're weird.
And you know what that means.
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We'll set you up in the Freaky Tiki Room.
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The house used to belong
to our distant cousin, Billy Joe Cobra,
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the famous musician!
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Yes, I've heard of him,
though I'd hardly call him a musician.
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Say what?
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Unless, of course,
you call that off-key screeching music.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS) Hmm? Okay, mega normal.
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Hmm?
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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It's just a traditional welcome
greeting dance.
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Well, dinner will be in a few minutes.
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We'll just leave you alone
so you can get settled.
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(LAUGHS)
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Smile, Wright. You're on camera!
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And if I see anything
the least bit strange,
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it'll be recorded for all posterity.
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Nothing weird, nothing weird.
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Best karate training ever!
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-Intruder! (GRUNTS)
-Huh? Ah!
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(GRUNTS)
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Jessica, meet Principal Ponzi.
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Hmm. I don't think he looks
like a monkey's butt.
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Okay, next time, you're allowed
to intervene.
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Yes!
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Lasagna al forno!
Spencer said it was your favorite.
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Hugh, no toys at the dinner table.
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It's not a toy. It's a replica
of an Apache A87 attack helicopter.
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Dad's an aircraft engineer,
so this is part of his work.
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Some imagination on this kid.
I'm actually a...
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-Chief engineer to be precise.
-So why are you here?
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Is it 'cause my brother's a weirdo
who talks to himself?
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She's got a real sense of humor,
this one!
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Of course none of us talk to ourselves,
because we're just a regular family.
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Would you like to see some
of my customized topiaries?
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-I call this one Mohawk Myrtle!
-Very interesting.
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I guess you could say living
in Billy Joe Cobra's house
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inspires a lot of creativity
in this family.
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Really? No offense,
but I don't see what's inspiring
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about an over-hyped pretty boy.
What a loser!
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(GRUNTS)
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Thanks for calling me pretty.
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That's it, Billy! Go to your room!
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Glen, what happened?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,960
Ugh!
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00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,720
A faceplant in the lasagna? Really?
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00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:40,000
Hey, is that Asphalt Baby? Dude!
We were supposed to watch that together!
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-How is it?
-Brodacious. You want in?
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Okay, just for a few minutes.
Ponzi's busy washing the lasagna
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out of his wig, so we should be safe
for a little bit.
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-Cool!
-Cool!
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MALE VOICE ON TV: I don't care
if he was made of asphalt.
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He was still my son and I loved him.
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Now they're gonna use him
to pave a driveway.
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Or build a parking lot.
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Isn't it awesome?
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PRINCIPAL PONZI: It's awesome, all right!
(LAUGHING)
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Oh, Principal Ponzi!
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Surprised? Whoa! (GROANS)
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I was just...
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Talking to yourself? Yes, I know.
And I've got it all right here
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in "weirdo-vision"!
I knew you'd slip up eventually!
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-Mr. Ponzi, please...
-Don't bother. You're kicked out, weirdo.
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Mr. Ponzi, you're making a big mistake.
Please, let me explain.
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We're not weirdos! We're mega normal!
(GRUNTS)
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Hey, Brometheus, what is this thing?
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That's just the school rule book.
Who cares?
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Rules, what a concept!
They sure got a lot of 'em too.
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Dress code rules, attendance rules,
parking rules...
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They even got a whole section
of rules for teachers.
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Wait, what?
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(BOTH LAUGH MANIACALLY)
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What a day, what a day!
I get to expel Wright,
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and his mom gives me one
of her scrumptious cakes!
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How's the cake, Glen? Nice and moist?
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Glen? That's Mr. Ponzi to you.
And didn't I expel you?
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Have you ever read this book
all the way through, Glen?
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It's pretty interesting.
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00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:37,160
Fascinating. Now please leave,
unless you'd like me to call security.
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Section nine, paragraph one,
"Any faculty member
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"or school administrator who accepts gifts
from students or their families
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"will be terminated immediately."
Care for another slice?
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But I... You... This is... I'm not...
Fine! You can stay! For now!
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But I'm warning you, if you think
I'm through with you, Wright,
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you're wrong! Wrong, Wright!
You're wrong!
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Oh, and by the way, Billy Joe Cobra
has more talent in his left nostril
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than you've got in your whole family!
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00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:13,160
-Ha! Billy Joe Cobra is a hack!
-I wouldn't have said that if I were you.
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00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,120
And why not? What are you gonna...
Whoa!
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Have a nice day, Glen!
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Just mega normal!
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PRINCIPAL PONZI: Spencer!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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