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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:03,200 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,120 And Billy Joe Cobra. 3 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:06,880 He's an invisible ghost. 4 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,680 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,800 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,040 Yee-haw! 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,400 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,520 BILLY: Dude, that's my ghost! 9 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,840 (BEEPING) 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,680 SPENCER: The Amazon, second most ginormous river in the world, 11 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:41,920 and home to a terrifying beast known only to the locals as... 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,000 -(SLURPING) -Billy! 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,480 Oh, sorry, dude, but I'm sweating like crazy out here, 14 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:51,080 and you're hoggin' the only shady spot in Beverly Hot, Hot Heights. 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,840 Since when do ghosts sweat? 16 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,040 Maybe since they decided to turn the sun up to 11! 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:57,960 (GROANS) 18 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,080 Yo, why don't we head indoors for some AC-does-it, huh? 19 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,240 No can do, my amighost. 20 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:08,080 I promised my MeTube fans that Fatal Fins would be online tonight. 21 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,520 -(SLURPS) -Hand me my star. 22 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,640 BILLY JOE: (LAUGHING) Is this supposed to be a man-eating fish? 23 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,120 Dude, this guppy-puppy couldn't wreak havoc 24 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,280 on a soap bubble. 25 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,280 That's where the special effects magic comes in. 26 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,920 -HUGH: Hmm. -He didn't mean it, 27 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,480 -Bubbles. Huh? -Talking to a fish! 28 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:28,040 Classic sunstroke behavior. Better drink plenty of fluids, son, 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,720 -or better yet, join me for a dip! -No, no, no! I'm shooting. 30 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,040 You know when it comes to your movies, son, I'm your biggest fan. 31 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,960 But hurry it up! I'm grilling like a frankfurter! 32 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,880 -(HUGH SOBBING) -(BILLY SLURPING) 33 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:49,840 Oh, man, a little face time with the pool would be so good right now. 34 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,840 (WATER SPLASHING) 35 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,800 Billy! Come on, man! This thing's precious. 36 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,840 (BILLY HUMMING) 37 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,920 -(WATER BUBBLING) -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 38 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,840 (TEETH CLANKING) 39 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,600 (GROWLS) 40 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,440 -(BILLY SCREAMS) -What? 41 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,250 -Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! -SPENCER: Cool! 42 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,800 -Get it off! -This is gold! 43 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,920 -(BILLY SCREAMING) -SPENCER: More shaking, Billy! 44 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,040 -He's trying to eat me! -Oh, come on, dude. 45 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,720 A fish can't eat a ghost. 46 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,800 (BILLY GROANING) 47 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,800 Tell that to him. 48 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 -And... cut! Nice job, Billy! -(VIDEO CAMERA BEEPING) 49 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,240 What kind of goldfish is that anyway? 50 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,240 -(BUBBLES GROWLING) -SPENCER: Uh... 51 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,160 I don't think he's a goldfish anymore. 52 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,520 -He's a Billy-cuda, huh? -Say whatski? 53 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,240 When you were sweatin' it up back there, some of your ectoplasm must've leaked out 54 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,040 and turned old Bubbles into the most awesome movie beast ever! 55 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,880 What can I say? I've got the touch. 56 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,080 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 57 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,960 SPENCER: In the quiet hours before dawn, 58 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,600 the evil creature rises from the deep. 59 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,760 (BUBBLES GROWLING) 60 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,280 (BILLY SHUDDERING) 61 00:03:11,657 --> 00:03:12,837 -(GROWLS) -(BILLY AND SPENCER GASP) 62 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,280 (WHIRS) 63 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,080 And... cut! That was killer! 64 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,200 -HUGH: Spencer! You finished yet? -Huh? 65 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,160 Just finishing up, Dad! Quick! 66 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,000 -Let's get Goby Dick out of the pool. -(GROWLS) 67 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,120 -(BUBBLES GROWLING) -What? 68 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,720 Your old man is set to get wet! Ho! 69 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,720 -Billy, do something! -HUGH: Ha! 70 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,640 HUGH: Ho! (GRUNTING) 71 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,800 Ha! Ha! 72 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,800 (GROANS, SCREAMS) 73 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,320 -(GROANS TEETH CHATTERS) -(SPENCER GASPS) 74 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:49,012 -(HUGH GROANS) -(TEETH CHATTERING CONTINUES) 75 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,880 That's right, Dad... (SIGHS) ...it's probably best to stay inside. 76 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,320 We better take a closer look. 77 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,600 Get the fish out of the pool, and be careful! 78 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,840 Don't worry. (CHUCKLES) I'm keeping my tender ghost flesh away 79 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,840 -from those choppers. -Not you! 80 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,040 Be careful with the fish! Bubbles is our star! 81 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,360 -(GRUNTS) -SPENCER: Last one. 82 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,480 (SCREAMS, SIGHS) 83 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,160 All done, Dad. 84 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:18,880 Now, let's just cool this place down so you can stay indoors and relax. 85 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:23,680 (SIGHS) Ah, you know something, kiddo? We make a pretty good team, you and I. 86 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,480 -Yep. Sure thing, Dad! -(AIR CONDITION WHIRRING) 87 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,840 BILLY: Come on, fish lips. 88 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,000 You want a piece of the Cobra? Take your best shot! 89 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,960 (GROWLS) 90 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,680 (CHUCKLES) Gotcha! 91 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,040 -(GLASS CREAKING, SHATTERS) -(BUBBLES GROWLS) 92 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,840 -(PANTS) Any luck? -We're gonna need a bigger bowl. 93 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,160 -(SIGHS) Oh. -JANE: Look out, pool, 94 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:48,400 here I come! (LAUGHING) 95 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,720 -BILLY: Hmm? -Uh-oh. That's Mom. 96 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,200 She's gonna want to go for a swim. Not good! 97 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,360 (SPENCER PANTING, GROANING) 98 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,440 Put your swimsuit on. You can be our fourth for water polo. (LAUGHS) 99 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,960 -Think fast! -Water polo? In the pool? 100 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,560 -No, in the sink, genius. -No! 101 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,280 Uh... I mean, it's so hot out there. 102 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:15,040 Might as well turn up the AC and have some good old indoor fun, huh? 103 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,080 (CRACKLES. WHIRRING) 104 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,000 When was the last time this family did 105 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:25,560 any of those great indoor things we like to do? Like, um... 106 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,920 uh... playing charades. 107 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,080 -(WHIRRING CONTINUES, SPUTTERS) -(GROANS) 108 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,840 Everybody stay calm! I'm on it! (CHUCKLES) 109 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,840 Uh... Let's see now. Uh, uh... 110 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,280 This wire attaches here. 111 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,280 -Uh... Put the spring here. -(SPENCER GROANS) 112 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,000 -HUGH: This thingy here, and presto! -(AIR CONDITION WHIRRING) 113 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:43,600 -(WHIRRING, CRACKLING) -HUGH: Oops. 114 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,960 (GASPS) 115 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,440 Okay! Who's up for water polo? 116 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,320 Wait! You can't... go out without... 117 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:56,240 -sunscreen. -He's right. Everybody, lotion up. 118 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:57,960 Huh! 119 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,160 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 120 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,800 (GROWLS) 121 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:09,360 Hey, fishy! Ever had a bite of dolphin tail? 122 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,880 (PANTS) Like what you see? Boo, boo, boo, boo... Ow! 123 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,920 -So, you got him yet? -Just about. 124 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,960 -HUGH: Here we come! -Huh? 125 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,720 They can't go in the water with that thing! It'll rip 'em to shreds. 126 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,560 -Billy, quick! Suck up the water! -Hmm? With what? 127 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,920 -Uh... -(BILLY GROANING) 128 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,800 (SPENCER GROANS) 129 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,480 (SPENCER GROANING) 130 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,520 -(BUBBLES GRUNTING) -HUGH: Come on, Wright family! 131 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,560 -(GASPS) -(BILLY SQUEAKING) 132 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,280 HUGH: Ha! Ho! 133 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,200 (LAUGHS, GRUNTS) 134 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,200 Whoa! What happened to all the water? 135 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,040 Huh? What? Oh, come on! (GASPS) 136 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:54,400 SPENCER: Uh... You know, it must have evaporated! 137 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,040 Wow, talk about a heat wave, right? (CHUCKLES) 138 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,360 I'm gonna fill 'er up. 139 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,960 So she ought to be ready in, I don't know, 18 to 20... hours? 140 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,040 Oh, you know what, why don't you guys go and open dad's meat freezer 141 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,800 and, uh, stand in front of it? 142 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,720 -JESSICA: Oh, shucks! -JANE: (GROANS) Oh! 143 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,280 (SQUEAKING, SCREAMS) 144 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,920 (COUGHS, GRUNTS) I think someone peed in the pool! 145 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,360 Never mind that. Where do you think that fish went? 146 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,000 -JANE: (SCREAMING) Get away... -(SPENCER GASPS) 147 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,640 JANE: ...you scary, horrible, squishy... 148 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,040 -(SCREAMING) -SPENCER: Uh-oh! Come on! 149 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,640 I'll go high. You go low. 150 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,040 Fine. But this is no way to treat a star. 151 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,040 (GRUNTING) 152 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,640 JANE: Go away! No! 153 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,200 (SCREAMS) 154 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:42,760 -Mom, look out! -(JANE SCREAMING) 155 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,080 -(BUBBLES GROWLS) -(SCREAMS) 156 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,160 (SPENCER GRUNTS) 157 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,080 I didn't know that salmon swam upstream 158 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,560 through the pipes. 159 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,520 (BILLY GROANING, SIGHS) 160 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,520 Well, gave it the old Cobra try. Wanna hit the WiFri? 161 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,920 -No WiFri till we get that fish! -(JESSICA SCREAMING) 162 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,880 Nobody messes with me when I'm doing my ponytail! 163 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 (GROANS) 164 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,000 -(GROANS) -(THUDS) 165 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,200 (GASPS, GRUNTS) 166 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,640 -(GRUNTS) Yeah! -Mom! 167 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,320 Spencer won't stop with his special effects! Make him stop! 168 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,040 (GROANS) You're supposed to be helping me! 169 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,800 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 170 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,520 You're gonna owe me a ton of smoothies for this! 171 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,480 -HUGH: Holy mackerel! -Huh? 172 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,400 HUGH: We got a fish in the pool! 173 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,160 Hmm. 174 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,840 Let me give it a try. I've caught a fish or two in my day. 175 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,040 Hey! Get your camera, son. 176 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:54,160 Maybe you and your old man can do a fishing show on that Internet thingy. 177 00:08:56,322 --> 00:08:57,722 -(SPENCER GROANING) -(VIDEO CAMERA BEEPING) 178 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:02,680 For bait today, I'm using the bass-ackwards herky-jerky lure. 179 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,640 It's got great action that really makes the big ones bite! 180 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,520 -(VIDEO CAMERA CRACKLES) -SPENCER: Dad! 181 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,520 -The little one's got some fight in him. -(SPENCER GROANS) 182 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,600 But don't worry, I got him right where I want him! 183 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,640 (BOTH GROAN) 184 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,960 (MUFFLED GROAN) 185 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,280 -(BUBBLES GROWLING) -(POLE CREAKING) 186 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,200 (POLE CREAKING CONTINUES) 187 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,320 (CREAKS) 188 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,080 -(GROANS) -(HUGH AND BILLY GROANING) 189 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,840 HUGH: Whoa! 190 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,320 -(GROWLS) -(BILLY GASPS) 191 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,600 Dad, look out! (GRUNTS) 192 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,840 (THUDS) 193 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:03,080 Good job, son. We make a heck of a team! 194 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,960 What am I, invisible? Oh, yeah. 195 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,160 -Ooh. Sorry about your camera. -SPENCER: Mm! 196 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,720 Ah, it's okay, Dad. Some things are more important than movies. 197 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,760 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 198 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,560 (BUBBLES SQUEAKING) 199 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,360 -Welcome home. (LAUGHS) -(BUBBLES SQUEAKING) 200 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,000 -He's a feisty one, isn't he? Huh? -JANE: Hey, guys! Smile! 201 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,560 -(HUGH GRUNTS) -(SPENCER GROANS) 202 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,840 -(SPENCER CHUCKLING) -Wow! 203 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,440 I could've sworn that fish was much bigger. 204 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,480 Must be this heat. Hey, who's up for pool charades? 205 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,640 -Me! (CHEERING) -Me! (CHEERING) 206 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,520 -Shark... Jaws! Two for me! -(JESSICA LAUGHING) 207 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,640 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 208 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,640 SPENCER: From the depths of the Amazon River... 209 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,000 -(GROWLS) -SPENCER: ...he came 210 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,400 -to terrorize a family. -(GROWLS) 211 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,600 (TEETH CLANKING) 212 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,760 (GROWLS) 213 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,680 Coming soon, Fatal Fins, Part One. 214 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,800 -"Part One"? -Sure! 215 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,080 -Oh, come on, we gotta make a sequel! -(FLY BUZZING) 216 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,280 It started as a common housefly, 217 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,920 but after a dose of radiation, it became Fatal Wings! 218 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,520 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -Now you're talkin'! Grab the fly. 219 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,680 Here comes the ecto. 220 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,720 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 221 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,640 -(GROWLS) -(SCREAMS) 222 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:44,920 (LAUGHS) 223 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:49,800 Oh, man! I take it by your girly scream that you like my new monster mask. 224 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,240 -(LAUGHS) -Not bad, Franklin Broosevelt, 225 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,680 but it could use the Cobra touch. 226 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,160 And viola! 227 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,480 You know it's for a horror movie, right? 228 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,560 No way. This mask is way too good-looking for that. 229 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,520 I'm seeing an action-bromance! (SMOOCHES) 230 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,160 Here's the pitch. Okay, there's this really hot guy. 231 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,320 Let's call him "The Cobra," okay? And he has this catchphrase... 232 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,800 -KLEET: Banzai! -(SPENCER GASPS) 233 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,360 -Ooh. That's not bad actually! -SPENCER: No, it's very bad! 234 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,560 BILLY: Hmm? 235 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,240 (GROANING, LAUGHS) 236 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,440 -(SLURPS) -Kleet! What are you doing? 237 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,320 -(KLEET GRUNTS) -(BOTH GASP) 238 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,400 -You're wearing my dad's bathing suit? -(BILLY GROANS) 239 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,760 I invited him. 240 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,600 Kleety and I met at the Beverly Heights Academy 241 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,800 -of Muscle Excellence. -(KLEET CHUCKLES) 242 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,120 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, who'd have thunk a swag-less monkey 243 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,080 like you would have an elite athlete for a sister? (LAUGHING) 244 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,360 -Do my front, would you, babe? -Ah-han. 245 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,960 (SQUEAKING) 246 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,640 (GRUNTS, GASPS) 247 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,320 Just hit the Ignore button on that fart-knocker, will you? 248 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,440 We gotta stay focused on my movie. 249 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,360 Okay, so who do you think should play my love interest? 250 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,480 (SLURPS) Hmm. Let me see. 251 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,640 No! Maybe there's, uh... 252 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,720 (SCREAMS) No way! 253 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:18,520 -Take a dip, loser. (LAUGHS) -(JESSICA LAUGHS) 254 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:24,400 -Enjoy your loser-pool, McLoser! (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 255 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,320 -Found her! -(GOAT BLEETING) 256 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,760 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 257 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,920 That was just a little phase I went through. (WHISTLES) 258 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,560 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 259 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,560 So, I'm playing you in this movie, right? 260 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,520 Of course not. You're playing a ninja-trained weapons expert, 261 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,280 trying to save the world from an alien invasion. 262 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,200 -(BILLY GRUNTS) -(RAJEEV GASPS) 263 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,040 (BILLY GRUNTING) 264 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,920 He also happens to be freakishly handsome. They call him "The Cobra." 265 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,720 Hi, Kleety! I washed your workout clothes like you asked. 266 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,960 -(VIDEO GAME PLAYING) -(GASPS, SNIFFS, SIGHS) 267 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,640 Spring fresh. Nice work, babe. 268 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,240 Ha! (SNIFFS, CHUCKLES) 269 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,080 See you after school, Kleety. 270 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,240 (SNIFFS) Hmm. (CHUCKLES) 271 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,960 Jessica, trust me, you don't want to hang out with Kleet. 272 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,720 He's a moron and a bully. 273 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,680 You're just jealous 'cause I have a popular boyfriend 274 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,600 and you're a loser who can't get a date and sits in his room talking to himself. 275 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,960 -She's got you there, homes. -(SPENCER GRUNTING) 276 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,040 (CHUCKLES) Just kidding. 277 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,600 -(KLEET SNIFFS, MOANS) -Kleet, straight up. 278 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,120 You're not interested in my sister, are you? 279 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,440 I mean, she's just a little kid. 280 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,360 (LAUGHS) Are you serious? That little shrimp? 281 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,880 I was just lettin' her be my groupie, 'cause I like the VIP treatment. 282 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,280 (LAUGHS) But now that I know she's your sister, 283 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,480 I'll be hangin' out with her a whole lot more, swimmin' in your pool, 284 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,640 eatin' your chow, usin' your toilet and forgettin' to pick the seat up. 285 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,360 (LAUGHS) 'Cause nothing makes me happier than messing with you. 286 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,240 Loser! 287 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,760 -(GRUNTS) -(THUDDING, CLATTERING) 288 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,360 Want me to school him, ghost style? Maybe loosen the wheels on his skateboard? 289 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,080 No. No, it's cool. 290 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,800 Mom and Dad aren't gonna let Jessica hang around with some high school kid. 291 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,360 Especially one as annoying as Kleet, right? 292 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,080 -Twenty-six... -(LAUGHS) 293 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,680 -(KLEET GROANING) -...27, 28, 29... 294 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:25,000 Hey, buddy! Here's Kleet! Why you never invited him over before? 295 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,200 He's a regular fun factory! 296 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,480 Yeah, buddy! And I don't know why you're always raggin' on your 'rents. 297 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,280 I think they're pretty cool! 298 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,680 Hey! I don't rag on my parents! 299 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,920 It's okay, guys. I think he loves you deep down. 300 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,320 -...80, 81, 82... -Son, I need you to help Kleet move 301 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,360 all the furniture out of the room. He's turning it into a home gym! 302 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,280 -What? -JANE: He's designed 303 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,160 a year-long workout program for us! 304 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,480 And I'm gonna be here every day 305 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,000 -to make sure they're doing it right. -Huh? 306 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,200 Hey, why don't we kick things off with some family touch football? 307 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,280 -(ALL CHEER) -Oh, wait. 308 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,040 I gotta help Spencer move all this stuff. 309 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,360 -Oh, shucks! -HUGH: Oh! 310 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,120 Spencer can do it by himself. 311 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:11,560 Great idea, Hugh. Spencer's not that much of an athlete anyway. 312 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,840 -Tell me about it. (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 313 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 (GRUNTS) 314 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,880 -Wait. What? You, too? -No way, man. 315 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,680 The guy's a major tool. But touch football does sound pretty cool. 316 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,720 (IN FEMALE VOICE) Football, football, yeah, yeah! 317 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,000 Football, football, yeah, yeah! (CHUCKLES) 318 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,600 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 319 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,880 -(SLURPS) -(SOFA CREAKING) 320 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,240 Come on, bro, push it! Feel the burn! 321 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,840 (GROANS) You could help, you know. 322 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,200 I am helping. By supervising. 323 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,680 -(BILLY SCREAMS) -(THUDS) 324 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,160 Feel the burn? 325 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,640 Whoa with the crankitude. 326 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,800 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, buddy. It's just Kleet. 327 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,200 Gotta find a way to get him out of here. 328 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,880 I got it! We knock him out, stuff him in the trunk of your limo, 329 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,520 and dump him in the desert. Problem solved! 330 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,880 -Uh... -We... we... we take him up in your plane, 331 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,960 and when we get up to cruising altitude... 332 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,800 -Uh... -Okay, okay, I got it! 333 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,360 We smash him up into tiny little pieces and then feed him to some bears. 334 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,160 Take her easy, riga-bro-ni. Once you let him in your head, he wins. 335 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,400 -Let's stay zen and focus on my movie. -Oh! 336 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,400 -The one we're not doing? -(IMITATES) "Oh, the one we're not doing?" 337 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,000 (CHUCKLES) 338 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,120 (GASPS) 339 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,040 Hey, loser, shut the door! 340 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,200 -You're letting the steam out! -What are you... 341 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,000 -It's like 200 degrees in here! -(CHUCKLES) Duh! 342 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,800 Wouldn't be much of a sauna if it wasn't hot. 343 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,040 Are you insane? Get out of my room! 344 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,720 Yeah, I'm gonna hit the showers before dinner. 345 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,840 -(GRUNTS) -Later! 346 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,440 Zen, buddy. Zen. 347 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760 (SCREAMS) 348 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,560 My beautiful face. (WHIMPERS) 349 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,480 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 350 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,600 Melted it! (SOBS) 351 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,840 -Zen, Billy. Remember? -Forget that noise! 352 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,960 Kleet is goin' down! Down to Chinatown! 353 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,960 (SPITS) 354 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,760 It's okay, Kleety, 355 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,480 you don't have to eat your greens if you don't want to. 356 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,120 (BOTH LAUGH) 357 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,920 -Oh. (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 358 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,680 (KLEET HUMMING, GROANS) 359 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,520 (KLEET GASPING, GROANING) 360 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,200 (GROANING CONTINUES) 361 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,680 (BOTH SCREAMING) 362 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,680 (GROANING CONTINUES) 363 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,080 (GROANS, GASPS) 364 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,040 (DRIPPING) 365 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,560 All right, young man... 366 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,080 (BOTH LAUGH) 367 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,080 -(KLEET GASPS) -You want a food fight? You got one! 368 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,560 (ALL SQUEALING, LAUGHING) 369 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,560 Got any ideas? 370 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,680 Yeah. We take him up in my plane. When we get to cruising altitude... 371 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,360 KLEET: Banzai! (LAUGHING) 372 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,440 -Whoo! (LAUGHS) -(BILLY AND SPENCER GROANS) 373 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,680 (LAUGHS) 374 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,600 -Aren't you getting bored? -(CHUCKLES) Of ruining your life? No way! 375 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,280 There are so many different ways to do it. (CHUCKLES) 376 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,000 So many things I haven't tried yet. 377 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,040 Like that. (LAUGHS) It just came to me, and I did it. 378 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,520 (LAUGHS) What'll I do next? Maybe this. 379 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,280 -(BELCHES, LAUGHS) -(THUDS) 380 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,160 Whoa! Man, someone had a big breakfast. 381 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,360 Hey, Kleety. Made you your favorite. A meat smoothie! 382 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,680 Good call, babe. 383 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,080 This "babe" thing is actually driving me nuts. 384 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,320 Eh, probably doesn't know her name. 385 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,000 Back when I was a star, if I didn't know someone's name, I'd just call 'em "dude," 386 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,720 -or "my man," or "sweet stuff." -(SLURPS) 387 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,720 -Aren't you gonna say thanks? -Oh, yeah, whatever. Thanks, babe. 388 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,120 No, no. Thank her the right way. With her name. 389 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,640 Buzz off, loser. You're blocking my sun. 390 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,440 You don't know her name, do you? 391 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:38,000 (STAMMERS) Uh... My smoothie! (WHIMPERS) My smoothie! 392 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,960 Of course he knows my name. Don't you, Kleety? 393 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,040 Babe, you don't really expect me to remember the names 394 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,960 of all the girls who are into me, do ya? 395 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,320 (GASPS) You don't know my name? 396 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,760 (CHUCKLES) Oh, come on, babe, don't be such a drama queen. (SLURPS) 397 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,000 By the way, this is a little chunky. 398 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,760 Would you mind putting it back in the blender? 399 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,640 JESSICA: (GRUNTS) Hi-ya! 400 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,640 (GRUNTS) 401 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,720 (THUMPING, BANGING) 402 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,040 (GROANS) 403 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,720 -Out! -What's going on? 404 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,440 He's never setting foot in this house again! 405 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,640 -Now, honey, let's not get crazy. -(GRUNTS) 406 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,480 -Uh... You better go! -(HORNS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 407 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,760 But we can still get our pump on at my health club. 408 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,640 Ugh! Sounds lame. 409 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,600 SPENCER: Huh! 410 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,400 (KLEET GROANING) 411 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,240 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) 412 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,120 (KLEET WHIMPERS) 413 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,080 -(WHIMPERS) -(WOMEN SCREAMING) 414 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,240 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 415 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,080 RAJEEV: Where are those aliens? 416 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,560 They will pay for what they did to the beautiful Cobra's face! 417 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,040 -(GRUNTS) -Cut! (LAUGHS) Man, I like it. 418 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,720 Yeah! Good compromise, bromigo. 419 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,840 You get your sci-fi horror, and I get my Cobra flick. 420 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,600 And I get to use this wicked cool sword! Yeah! 421 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,000 Uh-oh! 422 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,560 Oops. (CHUCKLES) 423 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,720 Gotta go! 424 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,720 Zen, Billy. Remember? 425 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,040 (BILLY SCREAMING) 426 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,720 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 427 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,160 MALE VOICE: Yes! 32580

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