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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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And Billy Joe Cobra.
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He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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BILLY: Dude, that's my ghost!
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(BEEPING)
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SPENCER: The Amazon,
second most ginormous river in the world,
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and home to a terrifying beast
known only to the locals as...
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-(SLURPING)
-Billy!
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Oh, sorry, dude, but I'm sweating
like crazy out here,
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and you're hoggin' the only shady spot
in Beverly Hot, Hot Heights.
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Since when do ghosts sweat?
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Maybe since they decided to turn
the sun up to 11!
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(GROANS)
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Yo, why don't we head indoors
for some AC-does-it, huh?
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No can do, my amighost.
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I promised my MeTube fans that Fatal Fins
would be online tonight.
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-(SLURPS)
-Hand me my star.
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BILLY JOE: (LAUGHING)
Is this supposed to be a man-eating fish?
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Dude, this guppy-puppy
couldn't wreak havoc
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on a soap bubble.
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That's where the special effects
magic comes in.
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-HUGH: Hmm.
-He didn't mean it,
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-Bubbles. Huh?
-Talking to a fish!
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Classic sunstroke behavior.
Better drink plenty of fluids, son,
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-or better yet, join me for a dip!
-No, no, no! I'm shooting.
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You know when it comes to your movies,
son, I'm your biggest fan.
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But hurry it up!
I'm grilling like a frankfurter!
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-(HUGH SOBBING)
-(BILLY SLURPING)
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Oh, man, a little face time with the pool
would be so good right now.
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(WATER SPLASHING)
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Billy! Come on, man!
This thing's precious.
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(BILLY HUMMING)
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-(WATER BUBBLING)
-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TEETH CLANKING)
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(GROWLS)
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-(BILLY SCREAMS)
-What?
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-Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
-SPENCER: Cool!
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-Get it off!
-This is gold!
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-(BILLY SCREAMING)
-SPENCER: More shaking, Billy!
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-He's trying to eat me!
-Oh, come on, dude.
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A fish can't eat a ghost.
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(BILLY GROANING)
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Tell that to him.
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-And... cut! Nice job, Billy!
-(VIDEO CAMERA BEEPING)
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What kind of goldfish is that anyway?
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-(BUBBLES GROWLING)
-SPENCER: Uh...
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I don't think he's a goldfish anymore.
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-He's a Billy-cuda, huh?
-Say whatski?
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When you were sweatin' it up back there,
some of your ectoplasm must've leaked out
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and turned old Bubbles
into the most awesome movie beast ever!
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What can I say? I've got the touch.
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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: In the quiet hours before dawn,
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the evil creature rises from the deep.
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(BUBBLES GROWLING)
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(BILLY SHUDDERING)
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-(GROWLS)
-(BILLY AND SPENCER GASP)
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(WHIRS)
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And... cut! That was killer!
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-HUGH: Spencer! You finished yet?
-Huh?
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Just finishing up, Dad! Quick!
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-Let's get Goby Dick out of the pool.
-(GROWLS)
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-(BUBBLES GROWLING)
-What?
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Your old man is set to get wet! Ho!
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-Billy, do something!
-HUGH: Ha!
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HUGH: Ho! (GRUNTING)
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Ha! Ha!
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(GROANS, SCREAMS)
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-(GROANS TEETH CHATTERS)
-(SPENCER GASPS)
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-(HUGH GROANS)
-(TEETH CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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That's right, Dad... (SIGHS)
...it's probably best to stay inside.
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We better take a closer look.
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Get the fish out of the pool,
and be careful!
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Don't worry. (CHUCKLES)
I'm keeping my tender ghost flesh away
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-from those choppers.
-Not you!
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Be careful with the fish!
Bubbles is our star!
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-(GRUNTS)
-SPENCER: Last one.
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(SCREAMS, SIGHS)
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All done, Dad.
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Now, let's just cool this place down
so you can stay indoors and relax.
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(SIGHS) Ah, you know something, kiddo?
We make a pretty good team, you and I.
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-Yep. Sure thing, Dad!
-(AIR CONDITION WHIRRING)
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BILLY: Come on, fish lips.
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You want a piece of the Cobra?
Take your best shot!
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(GROWLS)
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(CHUCKLES) Gotcha!
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-(GLASS CREAKING, SHATTERS)
-(BUBBLES GROWLS)
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-(PANTS) Any luck?
-We're gonna need a bigger bowl.
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-(SIGHS) Oh.
-JANE: Look out, pool,
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here I come! (LAUGHING)
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-BILLY: Hmm?
-Uh-oh. That's Mom.
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She's gonna want to go
for a swim. Not good!
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(SPENCER PANTING, GROANING)
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Put your swimsuit on. You can be
our fourth for water polo. (LAUGHS)
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-Think fast!
-Water polo? In the pool?
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-No, in the sink, genius.
-No!
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Uh... I mean, it's so hot out there.
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Might as well turn up the AC
and have some good old indoor fun, huh?
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(CRACKLES. WHIRRING)
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When was the last time this family did
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any of those great indoor things
we like to do? Like, um...
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uh... playing charades.
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-(WHIRRING CONTINUES, SPUTTERS)
-(GROANS)
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Everybody stay calm! I'm on it! (CHUCKLES)
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Uh... Let's see now. Uh, uh...
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This wire attaches here.
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-Uh... Put the spring here.
-(SPENCER GROANS)
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-HUGH: This thingy here, and presto!
-(AIR CONDITION WHIRRING)
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-(WHIRRING, CRACKLING)
-HUGH: Oops.
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(GASPS)
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Okay! Who's up for water polo?
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Wait! You can't... go out without...
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-sunscreen.
-He's right. Everybody, lotion up.
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Huh!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROWLS)
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Hey, fishy!
Ever had a bite of dolphin tail?
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(PANTS) Like what you see?
Boo, boo, boo, boo... Ow!
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-So, you got him yet?
-Just about.
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-HUGH: Here we come!
-Huh?
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They can't go in the water
with that thing! It'll rip 'em to shreds.
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-Billy, quick! Suck up the water!
-Hmm? With what?
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-Uh...
-(BILLY GROANING)
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(SPENCER GROANS)
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(SPENCER GROANING)
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-(BUBBLES GRUNTING)
-HUGH: Come on, Wright family!
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-(GASPS)
-(BILLY SQUEAKING)
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HUGH: Ha! Ho!
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(LAUGHS, GRUNTS)
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Whoa! What happened to all the water?
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Huh? What? Oh, come on! (GASPS)
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SPENCER:
Uh... You know, it must have evaporated!
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Wow, talk about a heat wave, right?
(CHUCKLES)
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I'm gonna fill 'er up.
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So she ought to be ready in, I don't know,
18 to 20... hours?
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Oh, you know what, why don't you guys go
and open dad's meat freezer
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and, uh, stand in front of it?
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-JESSICA: Oh, shucks!
-JANE: (GROANS) Oh!
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(SQUEAKING, SCREAMS)
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(COUGHS, GRUNTS)
I think someone peed in the pool!
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Never mind that.
Where do you think that fish went?
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-JANE: (SCREAMING) Get away...
-(SPENCER GASPS)
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JANE: ...you scary, horrible, squishy...
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-(SCREAMING)
-SPENCER: Uh-oh! Come on!
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I'll go high. You go low.
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Fine. But this is no way to treat a star.
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(GRUNTING)
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JANE: Go away! No!
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(SCREAMS)
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-Mom, look out!
-(JANE SCREAMING)
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-(BUBBLES GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)
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(SPENCER GRUNTS)
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I didn't know that salmon swam upstream
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through the pipes.
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(BILLY GROANING, SIGHS)
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Well, gave it the old Cobra try.
Wanna hit the WiFri?
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-No WiFri till we get that fish!
-(JESSICA SCREAMING)
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Nobody messes with me
when I'm doing my ponytail!
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(GROANS)
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-(GROANS)
-(THUDS)
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(GASPS, GRUNTS)
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-(GRUNTS) Yeah!
-Mom!
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Spencer won't stop
with his special effects! Make him stop!
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(GROANS) You're supposed to be helping me!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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You're gonna owe me a ton of smoothies
for this!
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-HUGH: Holy mackerel!
-Huh?
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HUGH: We got a fish in the pool!
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Hmm.
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Let me give it a try. I've caught a fish
or two in my day.
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Hey! Get your camera, son.
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Maybe you and your old man can do
a fishing show on that Internet thingy.
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-(SPENCER GROANING)
-(VIDEO CAMERA BEEPING)
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For bait today, I'm using
the bass-ackwards herky-jerky lure.
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It's got great action that really makes
the big ones bite!
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-(VIDEO CAMERA CRACKLES)
-SPENCER: Dad!
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-The little one's got some fight in him.
-(SPENCER GROANS)
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But don't worry,
I got him right where I want him!
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(BOTH GROAN)
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(MUFFLED GROAN)
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-(BUBBLES GROWLING)
-(POLE CREAKING)
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(POLE CREAKING CONTINUES)
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(CREAKS)
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-(GROANS)
-(HUGH AND BILLY GROANING)
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HUGH: Whoa!
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-(GROWLS)
-(BILLY GASPS)
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Dad, look out! (GRUNTS)
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(THUDS)
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Good job, son. We make a heck of a team!
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What am I, invisible? Oh, yeah.
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-Ooh. Sorry about your camera.
-SPENCER: Mm!
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Ah, it's okay, Dad. Some things
are more important than movies.
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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BUBBLES SQUEAKING)
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-Welcome home. (LAUGHS)
-(BUBBLES SQUEAKING)
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-He's a feisty one, isn't he? Huh?
-JANE: Hey, guys! Smile!
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-(HUGH GRUNTS)
-(SPENCER GROANS)
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-(SPENCER CHUCKLING)
-Wow!
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I could've sworn
that fish was much bigger.
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Must be this heat.
Hey, who's up for pool charades?
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-Me! (CHEERING)
-Me! (CHEERING)
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-Shark... Jaws! Two for me!
-(JESSICA LAUGHING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER:
From the depths of the Amazon River...
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-(GROWLS)
-SPENCER: ...he came
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-to terrorize a family.
-(GROWLS)
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(TEETH CLANKING)
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(GROWLS)
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Coming soon, Fatal Fins, Part One.
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-"Part One"?
-Sure!
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-Oh, come on, we gotta make a sequel!
-(FLY BUZZING)
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It started as a common housefly,
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but after a dose of radiation,
it became Fatal Wings!
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-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-Now you're talkin'! Grab the fly.
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Here comes the ecto.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, man! I take it by your girly scream
that you like my new monster mask.
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-(LAUGHS)
-Not bad, Franklin Broosevelt,
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but it could use the Cobra touch.
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And viola!
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You know it's for a horror movie, right?
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No way. This mask is way too good-looking
for that.
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I'm seeing an action-bromance! (SMOOCHES)
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Here's the pitch.
Okay, there's this really hot guy.
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Let's call him "The Cobra," okay?
And he has this catchphrase...
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-KLEET: Banzai!
-(SPENCER GASPS)
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-Ooh. That's not bad actually!
-SPENCER: No, it's very bad!
234
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BILLY: Hmm?
235
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(GROANING, LAUGHS)
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-(SLURPS)
-Kleet! What are you doing?
237
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,320
-(KLEET GRUNTS)
-(BOTH GASP)
238
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,400
-You're wearing my dad's bathing suit?
-(BILLY GROANS)
239
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,760
I invited him.
240
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,600
Kleety and I met
at the Beverly Heights Academy
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-of Muscle Excellence.
-(KLEET CHUCKLES)
242
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,120
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, who'd have thunk a swag-less monkey
243
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,080
like you would have an elite athlete
for a sister? (LAUGHING)
244
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,360
-Do my front, would you, babe?
-Ah-han.
245
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,960
(SQUEAKING)
246
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,640
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
247
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,320
Just hit the Ignore button
on that fart-knocker, will you?
248
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,440
We gotta stay focused on my movie.
249
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,360
Okay, so who do you think should play
my love interest?
250
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,480
(SLURPS) Hmm. Let me see.
251
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,640
No! Maybe there's, uh...
252
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,720
(SCREAMS) No way!
253
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:18,520
-Take a dip, loser. (LAUGHS)
-(JESSICA LAUGHS)
254
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:24,400
-Enjoy your loser-pool, McLoser! (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
255
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,320
-Found her!
-(GOAT BLEETING)
256
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,760
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
257
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,920
That was just a little phase
I went through. (WHISTLES)
258
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,560
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
259
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,560
So, I'm playing you in this movie, right?
260
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,520
Of course not. You're playing
a ninja-trained weapons expert,
261
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,280
trying to save the world
from an alien invasion.
262
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,200
-(BILLY GRUNTS)
-(RAJEEV GASPS)
263
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,040
(BILLY GRUNTING)
264
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He also happens to be freakishly handsome.
They call him "The Cobra."
265
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,720
Hi, Kleety! I washed your workout clothes
like you asked.
266
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,960
-(VIDEO GAME PLAYING)
-(GASPS, SNIFFS, SIGHS)
267
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,640
Spring fresh. Nice work, babe.
268
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,240
Ha! (SNIFFS, CHUCKLES)
269
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,080
See you after school, Kleety.
270
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,240
(SNIFFS) Hmm. (CHUCKLES)
271
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,960
Jessica, trust me,
you don't want to hang out with Kleet.
272
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,720
He's a moron and a bully.
273
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,680
You're just jealous 'cause I have
a popular boyfriend
274
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,600
and you're a loser who can't get a date
and sits in his room talking to himself.
275
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,960
-She's got you there, homes.
-(SPENCER GRUNTING)
276
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,040
(CHUCKLES) Just kidding.
277
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,600
-(KLEET SNIFFS, MOANS)
-Kleet, straight up.
278
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,120
You're not interested in my sister,
are you?
279
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,440
I mean, she's just a little kid.
280
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,360
(LAUGHS)
Are you serious? That little shrimp?
281
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,880
I was just lettin' her be my groupie,
'cause I like the VIP treatment.
282
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,280
(LAUGHS)
But now that I know she's your sister,
283
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,480
I'll be hangin' out with her
a whole lot more, swimmin' in your pool,
284
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,640
eatin' your chow, usin' your toilet
and forgettin' to pick the seat up.
285
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,360
(LAUGHS) 'Cause nothing makes me happier
than messing with you.
286
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,240
Loser!
287
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,760
-(GRUNTS)
-(THUDDING, CLATTERING)
288
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,360
Want me to school him, ghost style?
Maybe loosen the wheels on his skateboard?
289
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,080
No. No, it's cool.
290
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,800
Mom and Dad aren't gonna let Jessica
hang around with some high school kid.
291
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,360
Especially one as annoying
as Kleet, right?
292
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,080
-Twenty-six...
-(LAUGHS)
293
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,680
-(KLEET GROANING)
-...27, 28, 29...
294
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:25,000
Hey, buddy! Here's Kleet!
Why you never invited him over before?
295
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,200
He's a regular fun factory!
296
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,480
Yeah, buddy! And I don't know
why you're always raggin' on your 'rents.
297
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,280
I think they're pretty cool!
298
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,680
Hey! I don't rag on my parents!
299
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,920
It's okay, guys.
I think he loves you deep down.
300
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,320
-...80, 81, 82...
-Son, I need you to help Kleet move
301
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,360
all the furniture out of the room.
He's turning it into a home gym!
302
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,280
-What?
-JANE: He's designed
303
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,160
a year-long workout program for us!
304
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,480
And I'm gonna be here every day
305
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,000
-to make sure they're doing it right.
-Huh?
306
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,200
Hey, why don't we kick things off
with some family touch football?
307
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,280
-(ALL CHEER)
-Oh, wait.
308
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,040
I gotta help Spencer move
all this stuff.
309
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,360
-Oh, shucks!
-HUGH: Oh!
310
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,120
Spencer can do it by himself.
311
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:11,560
Great idea, Hugh. Spencer's not that much
of an athlete anyway.
312
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,840
-Tell me about it. (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
313
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
(GRUNTS)
314
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,880
-Wait. What? You, too?
-No way, man.
315
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,680
The guy's a major tool. But touch football
does sound pretty cool.
316
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,720
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Football, football,
yeah, yeah!
317
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,000
Football, football, yeah, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
318
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,600
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
319
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,880
-(SLURPS)
-(SOFA CREAKING)
320
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,240
Come on, bro, push it! Feel the burn!
321
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,840
(GROANS) You could help, you know.
322
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,200
I am helping. By supervising.
323
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,680
-(BILLY SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
324
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,160
Feel the burn?
325
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,640
Whoa with the crankitude.
326
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,800
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, buddy. It's just Kleet.
327
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,200
Gotta find a way to get him out of here.
328
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,880
I got it! We knock him out, stuff him
in the trunk of your limo,
329
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,520
and dump him in the desert.
Problem solved!
330
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,880
-Uh...
-We... we... we take him up in your plane,
331
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,960
and when we get up to cruising altitude...
332
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,800
-Uh...
-Okay, okay, I got it!
333
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,360
We smash him up into tiny little pieces
and then feed him to some bears.
334
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,160
Take her easy, riga-bro-ni.
Once you let him in your head, he wins.
335
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,400
-Let's stay zen and focus on my movie.
-Oh!
336
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,400
-The one we're not doing?
-(IMITATES) "Oh, the one we're not doing?"
337
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,000
(CHUCKLES)
338
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,120
(GASPS)
339
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,040
Hey, loser, shut the door!
340
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,200
-You're letting the steam out!
-What are you...
341
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,000
-It's like 200 degrees in here!
-(CHUCKLES) Duh!
342
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,800
Wouldn't be much of a sauna
if it wasn't hot.
343
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,040
Are you insane? Get out of my room!
344
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,720
Yeah, I'm gonna hit the showers
before dinner.
345
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,840
-(GRUNTS)
-Later!
346
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,440
Zen, buddy. Zen.
347
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760
(SCREAMS)
348
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,560
My beautiful face. (WHIMPERS)
349
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,480
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
350
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,600
Melted it! (SOBS)
351
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,840
-Zen, Billy. Remember?
-Forget that noise!
352
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,960
Kleet is goin' down! Down to Chinatown!
353
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,960
(SPITS)
354
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,760
It's okay, Kleety,
355
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,480
you don't have to eat your greens
if you don't want to.
356
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,120
(BOTH LAUGH)
357
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,920
-Oh. (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
358
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,680
(KLEET HUMMING, GROANS)
359
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,520
(KLEET GASPING, GROANING)
360
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,200
(GROANING CONTINUES)
361
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,680
(BOTH SCREAMING)
362
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,680
(GROANING CONTINUES)
363
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,080
(GROANS, GASPS)
364
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,040
(DRIPPING)
365
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,560
All right, young man...
366
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,080
(BOTH LAUGH)
367
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,080
-(KLEET GASPS)
-You want a food fight? You got one!
368
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,560
(ALL SQUEALING, LAUGHING)
369
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,560
Got any ideas?
370
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,680
Yeah. We take him up in my plane.
When we get to cruising altitude...
371
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,360
KLEET: Banzai! (LAUGHING)
372
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,440
-Whoo! (LAUGHS)
-(BILLY AND SPENCER GROANS)
373
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,680
(LAUGHS)
374
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,600
-Aren't you getting bored?
-(CHUCKLES) Of ruining your life? No way!
375
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,280
There are so many different ways to do it.
(CHUCKLES)
376
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,000
So many things I haven't tried yet.
377
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,040
Like that. (LAUGHS) It just came to me,
and I did it.
378
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,520
(LAUGHS) What'll I do next? Maybe this.
379
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,280
-(BELCHES, LAUGHS)
-(THUDS)
380
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,160
Whoa! Man, someone had a big breakfast.
381
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,360
Hey, Kleety. Made you your favorite.
A meat smoothie!
382
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,680
Good call, babe.
383
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,080
This "babe" thing
is actually driving me nuts.
384
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,320
Eh, probably doesn't know her name.
385
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,000
Back when I was a star, if I didn't know
someone's name, I'd just call 'em "dude,"
386
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,720
-or "my man," or "sweet stuff."
-(SLURPS)
387
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,720
-Aren't you gonna say thanks?
-Oh, yeah, whatever. Thanks, babe.
388
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,120
No, no. Thank her the right way.
With her name.
389
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,640
Buzz off, loser. You're blocking my sun.
390
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,440
You don't know her name, do you?
391
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:38,000
(STAMMERS) Uh... My smoothie!
(WHIMPERS) My smoothie!
392
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,960
Of course he knows my name.
Don't you, Kleety?
393
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,040
Babe, you don't really expect me
to remember the names
394
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,960
of all the girls who are into me, do ya?
395
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,320
(GASPS) You don't know my name?
396
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,760
(CHUCKLES) Oh, come on, babe,
don't be such a drama queen. (SLURPS)
397
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,000
By the way, this is a little chunky.
398
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,760
Would you mind putting it back
in the blender?
399
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,640
JESSICA: (GRUNTS) Hi-ya!
400
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,640
(GRUNTS)
401
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,720
(THUMPING, BANGING)
402
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,040
(GROANS)
403
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,720
-Out!
-What's going on?
404
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,440
He's never setting foot
in this house again!
405
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,640
-Now, honey, let's not get crazy.
-(GRUNTS)
406
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,480
-Uh... You better go!
-(HORNS BLARING IN DISTANCE)
407
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,760
But we can still get our pump on
at my health club.
408
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,640
Ugh! Sounds lame.
409
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,600
SPENCER: Huh!
410
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,400
(KLEET GROANING)
411
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,240
-(CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES)
412
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,120
(KLEET WHIMPERS)
413
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,080
-(WHIMPERS)
-(WOMEN SCREAMING)
414
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,240
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
415
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,080
RAJEEV: Where are those aliens?
416
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,560
They will pay for what they did
to the beautiful Cobra's face!
417
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,040
-(GRUNTS)
-Cut! (LAUGHS) Man, I like it.
418
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,720
Yeah! Good compromise, bromigo.
419
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,840
You get your sci-fi horror,
and I get my Cobra flick.
420
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,600
And I get to use this wicked cool sword!
Yeah!
421
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,000
Uh-oh!
422
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,560
Oops. (CHUCKLES)
423
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,720
Gotta go!
424
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,720
Zen, Billy. Remember?
425
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,040
(BILLY SCREAMING)
426
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,720
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
427
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,160
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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