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I think you have the wrong room.
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That, sir, is my wife.
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Uh-huh, I must apologise.
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Nothing in her conduct made me think
she'd ever been satisfied before.
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A-ha.
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Gentlemen.
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We are here to honour our friend,
Henry Sebastian Aldershot,
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Seventh Duke of Carlisle,
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known to us as Lord Riot.
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The best scholar
at the world's greatest university.
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He did nothing without joy,
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and everything to excess.
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Wingspan! This is, gentlemen, key.
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A true hedonist,
who dazzled us with debauchery.
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His appetites knew no earthly bounds.
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No man was better loved by all he met,
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nor gave his time more generously.
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Get down, get down!
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We thought to see him
Lord Chief Justice one day.
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But you live by the sword,
you die by the sword.
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And, friends, Lord Riot died this morning.
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- Legend.
- Mmm.
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He will not be forgotten.
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- He will not.
- Ever.
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We will gather the brightest,
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the boldest and the best
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to eat till we are sick at the full table of life,
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and never to fade from glory.
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And we will call ourselves
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the Riot Club.
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The Riot Club!
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- I am an alumnus of this college...
- I'm terribly sorry, sir.
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- Dad, the other one's fine.
- That room is minute.
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- You couldn't swing a kitten.
- Mum...
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Let Daddy sort it out, Alistair.
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I'm sorry, I think this is me.
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This was my room, and
my elder son's room till last year...
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I don't mind swapping,
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if this one has sentimental value.
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There we are. Isn't that nice, Alistair?
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- Well, it's very decent of you.
- No worries.
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Follow me, then.
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What if I don't want Seb's old room?
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Your brother was top dog in this college
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and you want to live in a rabbit hutch?
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Just on the left here.
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And it's that one there.
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You'll find it hasn't got a Jacuzzi.
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I'm sure it's fine.
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Oh, shit!
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We used to make things up there,
now we just sell things.
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But don't businesses sink or swim,
if an industry's become untenable?
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So why did we bail out the banks, then?
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It's different, isn't it?
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- You're talking about manufacturing...
- Oh, do you want some?
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- Sorry, I'm Lauren.
- Miles.
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- They're serving champagne?
- No, I brought it.
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I thought, you know, big day.
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What, is it plonk?
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No, no, it's lovely.
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Mate, I'm sorry you ended up
in the prison block...
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- Ah...
- My father is...
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- Are you in the new building?
- Yeah.
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I'm in the new building.
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Actually, the New Building
is the Palladian style one
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they built in the 1700s next to the chapel.
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There weren't any girls
at your school, were there?
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Don't worry, they're just like us, but cleverer.
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Nice cape, by the way.
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Thanks.
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- Versace.
- Is it now?
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- Mm-hm.
- Oh, I could tell.
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Oh, the innocence.
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Is my gown inside out, am I brighter,
sexier, funnier than I was at school?
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You were a fresher once.
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- Care to join me in a game of Spot the Virgin?
- Too easy.
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It'll be a damn sight harder by tomorrow.
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- Amazing up here, isn't it?
- Mmm.
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I swear, being in Oxford, it's...
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It's like being invited to 100 parties,
all at once.
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And I wanna go to all of them, you know?
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Yeah.
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I mean, look at this.
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We are so lucky.
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My dad cried, you know, when I told him
I got into Oxford.
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Maybe it was just the tuition fees.
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See, my dad would've cried
if I hadn't got into Oxford.
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My whole family come here.
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My little brother, he's 13 and he can't wait.
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Miles, are you posh?
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Just normal.
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You've got quite a posh name.
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Miles Davis.
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My parents were listening
to Kind of Blue when I was conceived.
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Good job my parents didn't do that,
they'd have named me Gary Barlow.
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- So where did you go to school?
- Uh, Westminster.
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Oh, so not posh at all, then.
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I've got a bottle of tequila back in my room
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if you wanted to come back after...
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Let's not spend three years avoiding
the person we shagged in Freshers' Week.
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Lady Marmalade.
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Oh, I know. Look at you. I know.
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It's not long, I'll be back for Christmas.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks, Mummy. There you are.
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- Bye, Mummy.
- Bye, darling.
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- Balfour, let me give you a hand there.
- Oh, thanks, mate, hello there.
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- Back to school, isn't it? Thanks ever so.
- Yeah.
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Listen, Balfour, am I right in thinking
you might be a member of the Riot Club?
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Well, you know, not supposed to say really,
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cloak and dagger, and all that.
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Yeah, well, it's just...
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I was wondering how I might
go about applying for membership.
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Yes.
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Um, the thing is...
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And I'm terribly sorry about
this, but I'm afraid if you've got to ask,
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you're not really the right sort of chap.
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Right.
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Guard, ready. Fence.
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Come on.
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- Darling.
- Does this hurt?
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Gosh, is he OK?
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You have no difficulties
with the time frame?
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None, absolutely none.
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And I'm keen to start an internship
straight after my finals, don't need a holiday.
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You're not the son of Jonty Leighton-Masters,
are you?
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My father casts rather a long shadow.
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I want to strike out on my own,
start at the bottom somewhere.
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I'm just very passionate
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about corporate finance.
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Good luck, guys.
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Mate, club meeting.
Can you do the pub tonight at, um...
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- Oh, yeah.
- What are you doing?
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Sort of a post-match debrief.
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Right. OK, 7:30, pub, can you do it?
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I'll be there.
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I just find it really annoying when people
ask me what school I went to.
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- Yeah. Oh, I hate it.
- I know, I hate it. Yeah, so much.
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Which school did you go to?
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I just went to a normal school in Cardiff.
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- Oh, I've been to Cardiff.
- Oh, fantastic.
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I love the Welsh.
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- Where did you guys go?
- Eton.
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Oh, oh my God, oh my God!
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Um, OK, how do you make an Eton Mess?
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Tell him he only got into Bristol.
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My best friend's at Bristol.
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It's a very good university.
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Hmm.
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Uh, so I've... OK.
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- Anyway, why didn't you get a Lamborghini?
- I'm not...
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Mate, he's Greek,
he's doing austerity measures.
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- This is a beautiful British car.
- Poop poop!
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OK, guys, so we got Club dinner coming up.
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- Kidney, Leighton?
- No, thanks.
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Um, and as you know, I'm working on a venue
that can meet our special requirements.
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Somewhere we haven't
already been banned from.
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Obviously, yeah, but I need you
guys to get on with...
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- Chaps, squid?
- Here you go!
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- Mate, that's fucking rank.
- It's delicious.
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So Ed got totally rinsed.
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- Guys, this is important.
- What am I doing wrong?
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Been on a hosepipe ban all summer.
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Maybe if you didn't shark them together
like a couple of schweffes.
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I haven't had so little sex
since boarding school.
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You had more sex at boarding school.
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OK, hands up, who did fuck-all work
over the vac?
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Tubes, you worked?
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Fucking jurisprudence essay,
Dad breathing down my neck.
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If I don't get a 2:1...
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- Ooh!
- Harsh.
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Touché.
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Chaps, this is a meeting.
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Are we having elections next term?
For the presidency?
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Bell-end, you want to be President?
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Come on, I'd be awesome.
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You'd be gash.
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If we don't get any new members,
won't be anything to be President of.
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With Sebbers and Gooder leaving last term,
we're down to eight.
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Don't we have to have 10?
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Hence the meeting.
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Operation Grasshopper. OK. So,
does anyone have any nominations?
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The dinner's closer than you think, guys.
We've got to start initiations, yeah?
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May I say this is an opportunity to reconsider
the sort of person we're approaching,
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really make sure they're
the best and the brightest?
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- You mean the prettiest.
- I meant fine minds.
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- Kidney, Hugo?
- You see?
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Oh, my God, that one last year.
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- Gay Harry Potter.
- Yeah.
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Harry Potter is gay.
He's clearly porking Weasley.
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Guys! Are we seriously going to be
the only year that couldn't get 10 members?
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We're going down in history for that?
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Did they go to a good school?
Eton, St Paul's, Westminster,
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Harrow, if you have to.
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And when push comes to shove,
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do they have it in them
to be a fucking legend?
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You'll know it when you see it.
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Who's gonna get it?
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Come on, come on!
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Don't scream, don't look at me.
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Put in the PIN number and take out 200.
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Come on, put in the fuckin' PIN number!
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It's actually just "PIN".
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What?
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The N stands for number,
it's Personal Identification Number.
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So, if you say "PIN number",
you're saying "number" twice.
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You're saying "Personal Identification
Number number".
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It's just wrong!
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- Think you're fucking clever?
- Jesus, please...
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Shut it, you posh twat.
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You pompous little prick.
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You OK, mate?
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Fuck, what happened to your face?
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Got mugged.
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- Hard luck, mate.
- Look, I'm fine.
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- I'm fine. It doesn't matter.
- No, mate.
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Come on.
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What absolute wankers.
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Get a job, yeah?
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Shouldn't give you this,
you've probably got a concussion.
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Do you know your name and everything?
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Alistair Ryle.
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- Not related to Sebastian Ryle?
- Yeah, my brother.
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Fuck, you're Sebbers' brother? Oh, my wow!
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- How come I didn't know you at Eton?
- I was at Harrow.
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Ah, well, can't have everything.
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Good to meet you.
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Whoo!
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I say! You ladies need a lift?
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- Guys, this is Sebbers' little brother.
- No jokes!
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- Hi.
- Hi. Bellingfield.
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I'm Toby.
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Your brother was, like,
the best Riot Club president ever.
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Oh, my God, Sebbers was a legend.
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How's he doing at Deutsche Bank?
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Uh, uh, they let him go, actually.
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- What?
- Yeah, last in first out, so...
237
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Fuck, what's he doing now?
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Uh, says he's going to buy an Airstream,
big old silver caravan thing,
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start a business doing street food
at festivals and shit.
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You know, "Really good burgers"?
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00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,669
Mate, get in.
242
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,676
What the fuck happened to your face?
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00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,511
- Hi.
- Hey.
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Did you ask for an upgrade?
245
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:09,564
I'm skint.
My tutor's paying me to type his book up.
246
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,524
I've got so much to do.
247
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,695
Can I help?
248
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,768
We really shouldn't be doing this.
249
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,084
Mate, what the fuck
was going on in that place tonight?
250
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,711
You can't dance for shit.
251
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,672
Good morning, Oxford!
252
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,760
- Someone put Tubes to bed, yeah?
- How about a sleep?
253
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,969
Nice bit of Bedfordshire.
254
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,431
The Duke of Bedfordshire!
255
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,808
- I'm the king of the car!
- Whoa!
256
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,145
You're magnificent, now sit down.
257
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,397
Jesus fuck!
258
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,235
Not on my coat!
259
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,779
Oh, bail out!
260
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,781
Oh, that fucking, oh, my God...
261
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,741
Ugh!
262
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,785
That is hanging.
263
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,871
- Sorry.
- Is it on my hair?
264
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,165
- Bit of a chunderstorm...
- Oh!
265
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,834
Come on, mate...
266
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,923
Fuck it. Ashtray was full anyway.
267
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,717
Thanks, Bell-end.
268
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,016
Mate, the homeless can't drive.
269
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,646
Pudding.
270
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,982
No, dessert.
271
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,818
Toilet.
272
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,236
Toilet?
273
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,363
Loo.
274
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,076
This office is mental.
275
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,581
There are some rooms here, you think,
276
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:37,044
"This is too Oxford even for Oxford",
you know what I mean?
277
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,383
Oh, napkin.
278
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,260
You say "napkin"?
279
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:47,596
No, you say "napkin". We say "serviette".
280
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,398
Dick.
281
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,317
Yeah. "Dick".
282
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,203
Big night last night?
283
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,832
The usual.
284
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,668
Yeah, I didn't sleep much either.
285
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,884
Good morning.
286
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,511
Please, take a seat.
287
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,805
I won't be interested in excuses
about not having done it
288
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,432
because you're in the college play.
289
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,435
If you don't bring an essay
worthy of discussion each week,
290
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,104
you let your partner down as well as yourself.
291
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,441
Your job is to provoke him,
292
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:44,111
challenge him to be more rigorous,
examine every thought.
293
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,781
Any questions?
294
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,577
Do we need to like each other?
295
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,791
Pull!
296
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,959
Good shot.
297
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,254
How do you bear it, all these tourists?
298
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,007
Oh, couldn't afford to get the roof fixed
if they didn't come.
299
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,092
Pull!
300
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,304
It's always the roof.
No point getting misty about it.
301
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,140
Our roof's got holes you could fire
a cow through.
302
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,308
Pull!
303
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,395
Arse biscuits!
304
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,897
John Senior Sergeant over here.
305
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,483
Which is absolutely beautiful for context.
306
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,111
And there's also a Van Dyck up here.
307
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:29,907
Uh, sorry, sir, you can't go through there.
308
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,253
You're him.
309
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:45,005
God, I'm so sorry.
310
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,342
No harm done, Kerry.
311
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,059
And the, uh, Van Dyck which is
312
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,854
a very nice piece.
313
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:04,191
So this my great-great-great grandfather
who was at the first ever club dinner.
314
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,484
Oh!
315
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,529
And this
316
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,032
is Lord Riot himself.
317
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:15,035
Total fucking legend,
that's what you say, isn't it?
318
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,538
Ryle, this is my uncle Jeremy.
319
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:22,626
Uncle Jezza was Riot Club President
back in the what, 1850s?
320
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:23,711
Little shit.
321
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,047
- Pretty much runs the country now.
- Well, just the party.
322
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,593
- Balfour, still bowling under arm?
- Working on it.
323
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,012
- How d'you do?
- Alistair Ryle
324
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,723
See you all for dinner. Beef, I think.
325
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:44,023
Shall we get the PlayStation out, Villiers?
326
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:46,525
What, so I can whoop your arse again?
327
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,278
We woke up the next day in Vienna.
328
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:53,073
Passed out face down in a box of marzipan.
329
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,370
That was one of our quieter dinners.
330
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:01,624
When, um, when my father was at Oxford,
331
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:05,503
the Riot set off a box of fireworks
in the Randolph Hotel.
332
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:07,254
- Oh, dear.
- Classic.
333
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:10,925
Different times. Well, you wouldn't fuck
about like that now, would you?
334
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,510
No, of course not.
335
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,762
Can't have anything else in the papers.
336
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:18,516
Nazi shit storm over student conservatives
was bad enough.
337
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,975
Children playing politics.
338
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,938
Are you not a fan of Port and Policy Night?
339
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:27,650
Full of twats who think it's a free pass
into the cabinet.
340
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:33,447
Local councillors of the future.
Well, good night, all.
341
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,410
- You sorry bunch.
- Night, Jezza.
342
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:43,040
Hello, doggles!
343
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,542
Yes, hello.
344
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,793
Come on, up you come.
345
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:52,675
You know what Jezza told me? Back in the
80s they used to hire a girl for the dinner.
346
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,719
- A girl?
- Prozzer.
347
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,930
Put her under the table,
went round one at a time.
348
00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,932
Huh.
349
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,017
Don't listen. Horrid boys.
350
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,146
So, we're at the top university
in the world, yeah?
351
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,439
Arguably.
352
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:10,150
And so are 20,000 other people.
353
00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:13,529
But there are no more
than 10 in the Riot Club.
354
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:14,989
The top 10.
355
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,913
If you'd like, I could speak to Leighton.
356
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,499
I'll nominate you.
357
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:42,016
Best not tell Mum about that.
Uh, George IV, I think.
358
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,809
Whoops!
359
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,190
That's the college rowing team.
360
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:54,153
When they hear this song, they have to down
their drinks and take off all their clothes.
361
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,323
Do you not think they've noticed
it's massively homoerotic?
362
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,077
I've heard the Riot Club have an initiation
363
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,288
where you pour a whole bottle of champagne
over your head.
364
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,914
Oh, brilliant.
365
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:09,001
I think I'd rather drink it.
366
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,795
Right. Anyone? Lauren, drinks?
367
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,256
Oh, um, I think we're just buying our own.
368
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,550
Oh, yeah, sure. Cool.
369
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:32,024
We do it with port, actually, not champagne.
It's more visceral.
370
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,277
In the Riot Club?
371
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:37,905
Miles, isn't it?
372
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,909
The school plays?
373
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,745
My Richard III was quite something.
374
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:49,208
Oh, my God. You're the guy
who used to improvise limericks in Latin.
375
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:51,251
And get bogwashed for it.
376
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,048
You look, um, you look different.
377
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,094
Hugo.
378
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,098
- It's Hugo.
- I did remember.
379
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,350
You didn't. It's fine.
380
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,727
Cigarette?
381
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,606
After you.
382
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,409
Oh, everything you see
is begged and borrowed.
383
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:26,370
I'm very much the ragged end of the gentry.
384
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,130
So, I must ask,
385
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:41,218
what's a nice Westminster boy like you doing
with all those boot-strappy regionals?
386
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,013
I don't know, Lauren's cool, so...
387
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:49,059
Well, you know what they say,
girls for now, girls for later.
388
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,567
So...
389
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,944
The Club...
390
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:05,159
The Riot Club connects me to hundreds
of years of history.
391
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:08,036
The dinner is debauchery raised to an art,
392
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,249
almost spiritual.
393
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,210
Something is released.
394
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,633
Do you know there are some people
who think they're here to get a degree?
395
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:43,697
Yeah, listen.
Could you stop flirting with me, please?
396
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,907
Oh, really?
397
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,368
Go on, then.
398
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,395
Help...
399
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,231
Off we go!
400
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,234
I've got the money for those fines.
I will be back very shortly.
401
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,450
Maestro!
402
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:32,579
Ugh!
403
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:38,877
Spit!
404
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:52,391
Straight, straight, straight.
405
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,280
Oh!
406
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:08,949
Chateau Petrus, 1976.
407
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,862
What is the correct way to eat ortolan?
408
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:48,906
Which is bigger, a Mordechai
or a Methuselah?
409
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,574
What is a Roman shower?
410
00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:54,995
Which happens first, the Cheltenham
Gold Cup or the Grand National?
411
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:59,249
What did Disraeli do three times
and Gladstone four?
412
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,585
What does a coprophagic like to do?
413
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,962
How did Edward II die?
414
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:08,175
Which is oldest, Trinity College Cambridge
or Trinity College Oxford?
415
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,844
Don't answer yet. Go, go, go!
416
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,515
- Come on!
- OK
417
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:20,187
What is the answer to question five?
418
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,981
- Chancellor of the Exchequer.
- Oh, yeah!
419
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,443
Forty seconds!
420
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,530
- Answer in the right order.
- Yes.
421
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:32,866
Ortolan, eat it with a napkin over your head.
422
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,743
- Come on, mate, think!
- Mordechai.
423
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,578
- Getting someone to vomit on you.
- Whoa! Whoo!
424
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,830
Cheltenham Gold Cup.
425
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:41,208
- Chancellor of the Exchequer.
- Yeah!
426
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,128
Shit! They do they... They like to eat shit.
427
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,173
- Red hot poker up the arse.
- Come on, mate!
428
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,884
- And, uh...
- Ten seconds!
429
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,679
- Trinity College, Cambridge.
- Yes!
430
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:55,889
By nine years.
431
00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,767
That was actually remarkably good.
432
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,237
I feel polluted. Those guys are hard-core.
It was total carnage.
433
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:14,408
Are you sure you want to be in this thing?
434
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:18,954
Yeah, it's actually kind of an honour
to be asked, if they want me.
435
00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:21,832
You don't even know yet?
436
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,543
Well, apparently, I'll be sent a sign.
437
00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,586
Here.
438
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,672
Well, just sip it.
439
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,842
Oh, I saw your post.
440
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,429
The Honourable Miles Richards?
441
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,099
You're an "Honourable"?
442
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:46,398
It's just a historical thing,
443
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,483
it doesn't mean anything.
444
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,822
God, are you sure you wouldn't prefer
445
00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:58,452
one of those rah girls with all the hair?
446
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:02,664
Listen.
447
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:08,295
I've been out with those girls.
448
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,383
And you are so much better.
449
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,220
- Hmm.
- You're gorgeous.
450
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,347
Everything you've just said is bollocks.
451
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,017
Or to put it another way?
452
00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:24,352
Woolly liberal bollocks.
453
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:28,774
Sorry, but calling the Beveridge Report
"a wholly positive force"...
454
00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:33,987
The NHS and the welfare state were founded
on the post-war re-evaluation of society.
455
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:37,074
Which your essay suggests
is some kind of socialist utopia!
456
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:40,619
I'm just saying, the culture
of dependency it fostered...
457
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:43,371
Fostered moral citizenship!
458
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,707
Forcing people to pay
for other people's bad choices.
459
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,375
- Or bad luck!
- Gentlemen!
460
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:51,338
May I suggest, we're straying
into subjective territory.
461
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:55,050
I'm much less interested in your opinions
than I am in intellectual rigour.
462
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:57,344
We're historians. Not guests on Newsnight.
463
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,363
Welcome to the Riot Club.
464
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,699
You fuckers.
465
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,202
You total fuckers.
466
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:27,207
We aim to please.
467
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,710
Hope you weren't too attached
to your, um, everything.
468
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:40,345
- Shit! Oh, fuck!
- Miles?
469
00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:44,891
- Oh, my God, have you been burgled?
- No, it's...
470
00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:48,436
Your laptop!
471
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:50,814
Oh...
472
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:57,654
Well, I think this means I'm in.
473
00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:00,532
This is what they do to people they like?
474
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:04,161
No, I'm just going to clear it up.
475
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,413
Oh, come on, it's just a bit of fun.
476
00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:09,541
- It's tradition.
- These people are not your friends.
477
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:12,085
- Oh, for fuck's sake, Lauren!
- What?
478
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,590
Well, maybe, you don't like it
cos you don't get to do it.
479
00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:24,139
Fuck! Look, I'm sorry! Lauren!
480
00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:29,769
Jesus.
481
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:32,606
I just wish I knew whose jizz it was.
482
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,817
Well, it's one for all and all for one.
483
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:39,905
So, in a way, it's everyone's jizz.
484
00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:42,949
Great, so, you did Bukkake on my room.
485
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,376
Proper Riot boy.
486
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,420
Here.
487
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:06,640
It's actually really hard to get off.
Paper's porous.
488
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:10,060
You know, in a few years' time, these
boys will be behind some very big desks,
489
00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,895
important desks.
490
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,355
You as well.
491
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:19,819
College is the last time we get to disport
ourselves without anyone watching.
492
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,198
Let's not waste it by being squeamish.
493
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:03,154
Looks great. Looks classy.
494
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:07,450
It's a ruby wedding party, Dad,
I don't know if they want classy.
495
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,786
No, this is the Young Entrepreneurs.
496
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,663
- Students? All this?
- Hmm.
497
00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,417
Wealthy kids, wealthy parents.
498
00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:17,377
This is a fine dining market.
499
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:21,339
Yeah, we're a pub, not a Michelin Star.
500
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,926
And do you know how many pubs
are closing every week in this country?
501
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,971
Helen, they need forks
as well as spoons for dessert,
502
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,723
they're not having Fruit Corners.
503
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,852
Posh people say "pudding", Dad,
not "dessert".
504
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,563
No they don't, do they?
505
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,902
- Where did you learn that?
- University?
506
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:45,905
Must have been.
507
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,492
Don't drink until the president
says you can.
508
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,577
OK.
509
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:54,289
And absolutely no talk
of religion or politics.
510
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:59,294
- Is it always this far away?
- Oh, we're banned from anywhere closer.
511
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:04,591
And the menu is all, like, breast of chicken
wrapped in boring,
512
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,093
so I said to Leighton,
"Mate, let me go off-piste,
513
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,387
"organise something awesome."
514
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,598
It's great President material.
515
00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:14,100
Fuck, is this restaurant in Wales?
516
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:20,190
- Better start my campaign, then.
- You?
517
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,484
Election's next term, isn't it?
518
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,154
What, you think I wouldn't be good?
519
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,908
Just didn't think you'd be going for President.
520
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:32,452
Is it because I is Greek?
521
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,291
Jesus, Bellingfield, it's because I'm Greek?
522
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:41,378
No! No, mate, come on.
523
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,797
- Mate, how long have we been friends?
- Since the first day of school.
524
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,549
And you think I couldn't be
President because I'm Greek?
525
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,807
Oh, my...
526
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,018
Wow!
527
00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:00,480
Hi! George Balfour. Have you...
528
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,273
Is this the 60-80?
529
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:06,319
Boom! Fucking Reservoir Dogs!
530
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,198
- Evening, chaps.
- Hello, mate.
531
00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:15,495
- What the fuck?
- Mate?
532
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:19,207
- My fucking tute partner.
- Oh, classic.
533
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:21,584
- So, Milo?
- Hmm.
534
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:24,921
Do you know, I don't think I know
a single person called Lauren.
535
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,381
Prolier than thou.
536
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,508
- Lauren what, Lauren who?
- Lauren Small.
537
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,760
- Oh, small, is she?
- Not where it matters.
538
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,430
Actually, she's, she's nice.
539
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,058
Fuck, I thought you were
just being a sex tourist.
540
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:38,977
Well, what's the point of college
if you can't experiment?
541
00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:41,396
What, you mean "girls for now,
girls for later"?
542
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,984
Yeah, you'll learn, mate. Girls are for gays.
543
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,364
- Oh, look, it's bloody Leighton!
- Yes, sorry, sorry.
544
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,949
Did you get held up at the nail bar?
545
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,201
Start the party. I am thirsty.
546
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,036
- Showtime, Balf!
- Oh! Oh.
547
00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,455
Oh, uh, duty calls.
548
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,373
Bloody nice to meet you.
549
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,710
- Oh, and, uh, good luck with the llamas.
- Oh, thank you.
550
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:05,378
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
551
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,090
Ready?
552
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,556
All right, nice and still, please, gents.
553
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:45,585
Ah!
554
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:47,629
Evening, gentlemen. Please do come through.
555
00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:49,297
Thanks very much.
556
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:53,343
Thought you'd be in business suits,
more of a pinstripe thing.
557
00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:56,012
- I'm sorry?
- Young Entrepreneurs Club.
558
00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:59,557
- I'm sorry?
- Young Entrepreneurs Club.
559
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:04,103
Oh, yes, um, it's, uh, it's a retro night!
560
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,868
OK, we've got three soups...
561
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:25,208
OK, three soup, one prawn, two parfait,
two no starter, then two salmon,
562
00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:28,294
- one haddock, five chickens.
- Five fucking chicken! Why do we bother?
563
00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:30,296
You're going to get
the lads' starters out first, yeah?
564
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:34,300
No, we've taken the ruby wedding's order,
we should do them before the penguins.
565
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:37,720
Private diners need to feel as if
they're being given VIP treatment.
566
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:44,102
Right, then! Well, good evening, gentlemen,
and welcome to the Bull's Head this evening.
567
00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:47,730
Please feel free to sit down
and make yourselves at home.
568
00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:51,484
Can't sit before the president.
569
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,743
Yeah, sit down, sit down.
570
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:08,585
Well, just a bit of housekeeping
before we serve your dinner,
571
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:11,504
hoping there's no dietary requirements
we haven't heard about.
572
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,214
I don't eat shit food.
573
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,674
I'm afraid you can't smoke in here,
574
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,594
but if you wish to partake,
please feel free to go outside.
575
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,471
The fire extinguisher is just over there.
576
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,182
Just hoping we won't be needing that, eh?
577
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:27,186
And, um, lavatories are just
through the door where we came in,
578
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:31,065
so you don't have to go through
the main bar to access the facilities.
579
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,650
May I?
580
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,654
- Wants to be a waitress.
- Sommelier.
581
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,377
Gentlemen, let's start this again, shall we?
582
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,714
Right.
583
00:43:56,925 --> 00:43:59,469
Now just a bit of housekeeping
to go through...
584
00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:00,720
Boo!
585
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:05,767
Yes, before we get onto the proper
business of the evening,
586
00:44:05,851 --> 00:44:07,852
getting chateaued beyond belief!
587
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,687
Huzzah! Hear! Hear!
588
00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:14,567
Chunder bag.
589
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,280
It's our time, gentlemen.
590
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:24,035
Let us eat till we explode,
591
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,412
drink till our eyes fall out,
592
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,915
let us dance footloose upon the Earth,
593
00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:31,167
and carpe some fucking diem!
594
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,713
We who are about to dine, salute you.
595
00:44:38,425 --> 00:44:39,634
Imbibe.
596
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,266
Mmm!
597
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:54,565
♪ God save our gracious queen
598
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:58,695
♪ Long live our noble queen
599
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,240
♪ God save the queen
600
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:08,121
♪ Send her victorious
601
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:12,291
♪ Happy and glorious
602
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:16,504
♪ Long to reign over us
603
00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:20,425
♪ God save the queen ♪
604
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,601
Shall we make him a member.
605
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,814
Milo, wine.
606
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,039
Foie gras, mate.
607
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:54,792
Sorry, do you want yours
wrapped in a vine leaf? It'd be lovely.
608
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,669
This man needs some taramasalata!
609
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,547
I'm sorry, they're just very excited to be here.
610
00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:04,010
Chanel, Coco Mademoiselle.
611
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,221
Um, yeah. Well done.
612
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,349
All right, we're going in!
613
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:18,107
- See, they're nice, aren't they?
- Yeah, all right, they're nice.
614
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:20,526
I can't see them on The Apprentice, though.
615
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,201
What?
616
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:33,623
- She did...
- Villiers, you booked a prozzer?
617
00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:35,416
Stick her under the table, yeah?
618
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:37,960
- Oh, yeah?
- What? Oh...
619
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,212
Villiers, how grubby!
620
00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:42,089
I asked her to bring a false moustache
for when she does you.
621
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,467
Are you trying to make President?
622
00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:47,053
- I'm just bringing sexy back.
- Villiers, if this gets out...
623
00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:48,846
Worried about your CV, Leighton?
624
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,932
Carpe some diem, didn't you say?
625
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:53,351
- "We are legends"!
- Never mind.
626
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:59,690
Mmm and by the way, scrunching
Harry Villiers for sharking the waitress.
627
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,609
Oh, yes!
628
00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:03,528
Oh, my God, that girl is tasty.
629
00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:04,904
- OK, OK.
- Up you get, Villiers.
630
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:08,241
Scrunch! Scrunch! Scrunch! Scrunch!
631
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:17,250
- How would you like it cooked?
- Medium rare.
632
00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:19,168
Medium rare!
633
00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,879
Is there anything you can do about the noise?
634
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,047
I'm sorry.
635
00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,466
I think they're just enjoying themselves.
636
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:26,968
You know, boys...
637
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:33,558
Excuse me!
638
00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:38,771
Yes.
639
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:42,358
- Any sign of that parfait?
- It's just coming.
640
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:46,612
It's just if Mum doesn't eat something soon,
she'll be singing as well.
641
00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:48,948
All right, chaps, Banbury Toasts
while we're still upright.
642
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:51,117
- It's fucking cool, man!
- What? What is this?
643
00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,619
- Just a game, come on.
- Excuse me, I'm in charge.
644
00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:56,622
OK...
645
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,666
Quiet now, OK, OK...
646
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:01,919
Quiet!
647
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:05,798
OK, grasshoppers, here are the rules.
648
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:10,177
If the word means new person
or some sort of beginner,
649
00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:12,680
you take a shot. Best of five.
650
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,024
Abecedarian!
651
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,697
- Advantage Ryle's.
- Advantage Ryle's. Very good.
652
00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:31,574
- No, it's fine.
- Good work.
653
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:34,744
- You'll get into the swing of it.
- You've done it.
654
00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:36,829
Don't. Get away from me.
655
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:42,960
Whoo! Novitiate.
656
00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:45,504
Come on! Come on!
657
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,673
Richards!
658
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,594
- Milo! Milo.
- He's back in this.
659
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,680
Here.
660
00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:03,564
Neologism!
661
00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:08,152
What? He said "gism".
662
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,696
OK, OK, OK!
663
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,994
Whippersnapper!
664
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:19,538
Go! Go! Go! Go!
665
00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:21,374
Draw! That's neck in neck, it's a draw.
666
00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:24,543
- This is fantastic!
- Next round.
667
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,212
OK, OK, OK, come on.
668
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:28,839
Didn't I say? Come on, fight it, fight it.
669
00:49:28,882 --> 00:49:31,092
- Come on!
- Fight it!
670
00:49:32,177 --> 00:49:33,386
Shh!
671
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:43,688
Catechumen!
672
00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:47,483
Go! Go! Go! Go!
673
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,568
That's Richards! We have a winner!
674
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,198
Come on, mate, come on.
675
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,703
Did you see? That was brilliant!
676
00:49:58,745 --> 00:50:00,871
Really brilliant, honestly.
677
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,251
Three shots, mate!
678
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,095
All right, shh!
679
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:26,188
Raise your glasses
to Lord Riot and the dead members.
680
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,482
Dead members!
681
00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,028
You've got a dead member,
haven't you, Bell-end?
682
00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:34,864
Only cos your mum's
been sitting on it 24/7.
683
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,994
Once more unto the drink,
dear friends.
684
00:50:40,078 --> 00:50:44,248
Once more! And give a roar
for all our English drunk.
685
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:51,714
On, on you noblest Riot,
686
00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:55,468
whose blood is fed from vodka 80 proof!
687
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:59,180
Be envy now to clubs of weaker blood.
688
00:50:59,264 --> 00:51:01,390
And teach them how to drink.
689
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,519
The game's afoot!
690
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,064
Pour out your spirits,
691
00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:10,649
and with glasses charged,
692
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:13,986
Cry, "God for Harry,
693
00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:16,989
"Dimitri and Alistair,
694
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:21,118
"James, Toby, Edward, Milo,
695
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:24,080
"Hugo, Guy and George!"
696
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:30,628
Plates, please, quick, quick, quick!
697
00:51:32,547 --> 00:51:35,049
Size of that. Let's get a photo, yeah?
698
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:44,809
Oh, my Christ! That's a very big chicken.
699
00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:48,187
That, gentlemen, is a 10 bird roast.
700
00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:49,522
- Well, it's not actually...
- Good man.
701
00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:51,023
What is a 10 bird roast?
702
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,650
- Porn?
- Exactly what it says,
703
00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:56,779
a bird inside a bird inside a bird
inside a bird etcetera...
704
00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,824
- We did have a tiny problem with...
- Bellingfield, it's amazing!
705
00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:02,243
- It's amazing!
- Bravo, mate. Good work.
706
00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,537
- What's pudding going to be?
- A 10 trifle, trifle?
707
00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:06,455
Ten cake, cake.
708
00:52:07,874 --> 00:52:10,042
Great! Who wants to do the honours?
709
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,253
How about I do it with this.
710
00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,463
- Oh, Milo!
- Milo!
711
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,552
Yes, Milo!
712
00:52:22,931 --> 00:52:25,391
Oh, I love a roast potato! I love them!
713
00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:29,770
Absolutely disgraceful.
714
00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:37,444
Why 10 birds specifically?
715
00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:40,573
Because there's 10 of us.
716
00:52:41,908 --> 00:52:46,328
Ten birds bound in the heat
of the fire into one entity,
717
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,414
i.e., the club.
718
00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:50,541
- What birds is it?
- Must be something tiny in the middle.
719
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,835
- A tiny shrew?
- Birds, you wad.
720
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,173
- Duckling?
- No, that's not a bird.
721
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,175
I think it's a budgerigar.
722
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:02,052
- Poussin? Woodcock.
- Oh, no, woodcock are tiny.
723
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:03,137
They'd be a bugger to shoot.
724
00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:05,556
So that woodcock's been inside
more birds than Villiers.
725
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,600
Nine? Nine squared, mate.
726
00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:20,279
- Seriously, what birds is it?
- Dims, OK.
727
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:22,531
Uh, woodcock.
728
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,451
Uh, duck, chicken, goose.
729
00:53:25,493 --> 00:53:29,038
Guinea fowl, quail, partridge,
turkey, pigeon, pheasant.
730
00:53:29,122 --> 00:53:30,789
Ten birds.
731
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,709
There's no guinea fowl in here.
732
00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:34,960
What?
733
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:38,464
Dad, they won't notice, will they?
734
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,216
Just couldn't get hold
of a guinea fowl this week.
735
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,093
I mean, maybe we should change suppliers.
736
00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:44,637
- Table eight away.
- The amount they've drunk,
737
00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:47,473
we could have given them chicken nuggets.
738
00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:49,934
I did try to tell them.
739
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,811
Unless
740
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:57,066
there was, like, a blue tit
smashed up in the stuffing.
741
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:03,072
- Nine fucking birds!
- Mate, I hate broccoli.
742
00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:06,450
- Did he tell you?
- No, he fucking didn't!
743
00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,745
- Come on, guys, it's still pretty cool.
- It's delicious!
744
00:54:09,829 --> 00:54:11,664
Are we going to complain?
745
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:35,312
It's just that when we arrange something,
we expect to get it.
746
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,484
OK, is anyone still hungry?
747
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:44,238
- Cos I could make you an omelette.
- No, no, sorry.
748
00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:45,447
Rachel, I don't think you understand,
749
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,950
these chaps have eaten in some
of the finest restaurants in the country.
750
00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:50,703
- The world, mate.
- What are you doing in Kidsbury, then?
751
00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:56,125
- I'm sorry, what?
- You might want to keep the noise down a bit.
752
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,090
Well, that could have gone better.
753
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:10,014
- Oh, well, there goes the neighbourhood...
- What?
754
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:13,225
She went to school with my sister
and now she's
755
00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:15,853
a sex worker.
756
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:28,073
Thank you, but we'd prefer it if
you took your business elsewhere.
757
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:32,036
- Leighton got totally fucking rinsed.
- No, I didn't.
758
00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,746
It's really not that important, is it?
759
00:55:33,788 --> 00:55:35,539
It's important we get what we want.
760
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,458
Yes, thank you, Ryle.
761
00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:54,975
Gentlemen, it's cock o'clock.
762
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,937
Yes! Yes, brilliant.
763
00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:02,608
Harry, tell her, I've got my cock
out ready for her.
764
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:08,113
Oh, no, no. There's a fire exit.
765
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,449
Go round the back. Yeah, yeah.
766
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:27,549
Please, come through.
767
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,802
- After you.
- Thank you, Harry.
768
00:56:30,428 --> 00:56:31,470
Ah!
769
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,639
Well, this is Charlie.
770
00:56:33,681 --> 00:56:35,474
She's a...
771
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:38,227
What do you say? A call girl?
772
00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:40,938
- Oh, an escort actually these days.
- Escort.
773
00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,441
Oh, thank you.
774
00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:50,030
Um, you've got a room, have you?
775
00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:57,162
Um, where are the others going to go?
776
00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:59,748
Oh, no, no, they'll be here. Around the table.
777
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,626
- Right?
- And you, well,
778
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,712
you, under the table.
779
00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:08,006
What am I doing under the table?
780
00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:11,468
Um, us. One at a time.
781
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:14,012
- Maybe three at a time.
- Mate.
782
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:16,723
Well, she's got two hands, hasn't she? So...
783
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,644
You're talking about oral?
784
00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:24,022
On all of you?
785
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:26,191
We'd give you a cushion for your knees.
786
00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:28,694
Yeah, um...
787
00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:29,862
I think there's been...
788
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:32,781
- Chris?
- Dad?
789
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,616
Hang on there, Rach. Chris?
790
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:37,202
Rachel needs you out front,
table 12 is kicking off.
791
00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:38,328
Yeah.
792
00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:42,040
I do a more classy sort of service.
793
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:48,797
You know, like a date, only I don't call
in the morning. Dinner, conversation...
794
00:57:48,882 --> 00:57:52,384
Yeah, we wanted to pick
your brains about fiscal policy.
795
00:57:53,344 --> 00:57:57,556
Um, did the agency not say that
extras had to be agreed in advance?
796
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,975
I thought he was asking
if I wanted more than one girl.
797
00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:01,894
They throw these fucking
euphemisms at you.
798
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,061
Villiers.
799
00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:08,567
Listen, Charlie,
800
00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:10,903
I'm sure we can work something out,
can't we?
801
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,655
A considerably bigger fee,
which the agency needn't know about?
802
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,532
Oh, I don't do anything off the books.
803
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:18,827
Sorry, I'm trying to be a gentleman here,
but I'm actually really fucked off.
804
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:22,080
OK, isn't she just the wrong kind of...
A different kind of...
805
00:58:22,123 --> 00:58:23,707
Don't, Richards!
806
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:26,877
You might be happy
being pussy-whipped, but I'm not.
807
00:58:27,253 --> 00:58:28,587
OK, mate.
808
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,591
Look, I promised these boys
they'll get a blow job tonight,
809
00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:35,552
if you don't do it, then I look like a cunt.
810
00:58:38,389 --> 00:58:39,681
I'm really sorry,
811
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:43,393
but I don't do more than two visits
in a row without a break, so...
812
00:58:43,436 --> 00:58:45,270
What break do you need
if you're just lying there?
813
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:48,148
I'm not just a live version
of the sock you wank into.
814
00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:50,567
I'm not sure you quite appreciate
who you're talking to.
815
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:52,986
Do it yourself, you'll be under the table,
a mouth's a mouth.
816
00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:56,615
Why can't you just fucking do it?
817
00:58:57,408 --> 00:58:59,535
Why can't you just buckle down and...
818
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:01,328
Oh, for fuck's sake, you're a whore.
819
00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:11,672
Right, I think I'm going now, aren't I?
820
00:59:16,135 --> 00:59:17,469
Toodle pip!
821
00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:27,271
Fuck!
822
00:59:27,313 --> 00:59:30,524
Do understand, sir,
we've been short-staffed this evening
823
00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:34,069
- and your order got caught in a bottleneck.
- What about the noise?
824
00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:39,324
- We could try and find you another table.
- We're leaving.
825
00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:44,663
I don't suppose you want to settle up
for your drinks and starters?
826
00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:47,332
I am trying to run a family restaurant here.
827
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:49,001
Gastro pub.
828
00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:52,337
You might like that sort of thing,
829
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:54,840
I find it extremely offensive.
830
00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:56,508
Notwithstanding, it's against the law...
831
00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:58,510
Let's not get into the legality of this.
832
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:01,179
I've just had a table of four
leave before their mains,
833
01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:03,640
refusing to pay the bill because of the noise.
834
01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:05,017
Yeah, I'm sorry.
835
01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:06,602
We're very, very sorry.
836
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,979
I think it's time for you to leave, please.
837
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:11,189
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
838
01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:12,524
We're ever so sorry.
839
01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:15,777
Most of us went to boarding school,
we don't really know any women.
840
01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:19,197
I'd like you to leave.
841
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,534
How much was the bill?
842
01:00:25,371 --> 01:00:26,538
For the table who left?
843
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:32,544
Um, maybe, £100 by the end of the night.
844
01:00:33,379 --> 01:00:36,548
- And we're spending what tonight?
- Ryle, just...
845
01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,550
We're spending what tonight?
846
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,179
About three and a half grand, I think.
847
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:47,517
It's not just about the money,
848
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,686
it's about goodwill,
849
01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:51,563
these people are my customers.
850
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:52,731
OK.
851
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,776
Gesture of goodwill.
852
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:59,488
We'll, um, we'll call it 150, all right?
853
01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,573
Let's say they were going
to order another bottle.
854
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:04,326
We wouldn't want you to be out of pocket.
855
01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:05,619
Exactly.
856
01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:17,422
This is what they teach you
at boarding school, is it?
857
01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:27,474
Actually, yeah, it is.
858
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:49,121
Here we go.
859
01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:51,623
Lovely!
860
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:22,821
I thought you were going to chuck them out.
861
01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:24,906
We came to an arrangement.
862
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:30,537
Did you let them pay you off?
863
01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:34,583
All right, so, I let them reimburse me
for a table that we lost.
864
01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,002
What? Would you rather that I just
didn't take money off people?
865
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,297
I'm still paying off
your student loan, you know.
866
01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:42,299
- Dad...
- Look, Rachel, if you've got comments,
867
01:02:42,341 --> 01:02:45,302
just save them for after service, all right?
868
01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:51,016
Michael, I'll be behind the bar if you need me.
869
01:02:52,685 --> 01:02:55,270
"Is that what they teach you
at boarding school?"
870
01:02:55,354 --> 01:02:57,731
I know. Knob-jockey.
871
01:02:57,815 --> 01:02:59,483
Come on. You offered him a deal,
he took it, what's the...
872
01:02:59,525 --> 01:03:01,818
Yeah, but he keeps the moral high ground.
873
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:05,447
What about, don't take the money
if you feel that fucking strongly?
874
01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:08,158
Or what about, take the money,
but shut the fuck up?
875
01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,869
Ryle, you're a fucking legend.
876
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:13,330
And her, right, Charlie,
877
01:03:13,372 --> 01:03:15,332
you're a prostitute, love, get on your knees.
878
01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:17,292
Fuck ya!
879
01:03:17,376 --> 01:03:21,797
I mean, are we just going to sit here
and take it, carry on taking it?
880
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,801
- We're all going to come out of college...
- Which we worked fucking hard for.
881
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:30,138
...and there's going to be no country left
for us because of people like him.
882
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:33,183
Oh, come on, that's a bit
of a hard line position, isn't it?
883
01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:35,393
We never use those.
884
01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,231
Buon appetito!
885
01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:43,860
OK, join it up, shall we?
886
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:49,115
So, OK, they want all the stuff,
nice car, massive telly,
887
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,786
so they borrow more than
they can ever afford to pay back.
888
01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:54,746
- Yeah.
- Then, when the great New Labour
889
01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:58,834
shop in the sky goes up in flames,
they vote us back in to sort it out.
890
01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:02,921
Sounding a lot like a conversation
about politics here, can I just say?
891
01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:05,632
State of the world, mate.
Everything's political.
892
01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:07,759
- I'm here for the wine and the jokes.
- Hear, hear.
893
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:10,762
Cos you've got no heritage, that's why.
894
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:13,515
- I've got a boatload of heritage.
- No, mate, you've got a boat.
895
01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:17,811
Fuck you, Bellingfield.
896
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:19,646
You know, they're obsessed...
897
01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:23,483
- They're obsessed with upward mobility.
- Absolutely.
898
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:26,945
Don't understand why it doesn't
all just get handed to them.
899
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:28,989
- Mate.
- No, fuck you.
900
01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:32,617
- Does anyone not want their pudding?
- Is that why they're all so bitter?
901
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:36,580
I can't help who my father is, but every
fucking internship interview it comes up,
902
01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:40,750
as if I haven't worked,
as if I don't work my fucking arse off!
903
01:04:41,794 --> 01:04:44,129
- It's just them and us all over again.
- Yes!
904
01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:46,840
No, it's not. It's not at all. It's not them and us.
905
01:04:46,924 --> 01:04:49,593
In our village pub, we drink with everyone.
906
01:04:50,344 --> 01:04:52,220
People who work in the estate, farmers.
907
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:54,264
- Who buys the drinks?
- Sorry?
908
01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:55,557
Who pays for the drinks?
909
01:04:57,184 --> 01:04:58,184
Well, I do.
910
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,189
You think they don't laugh at you
when you're not there?
911
01:05:06,527 --> 01:05:08,403
George, they hate you.
912
01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:12,866
Fuck! Oh, that's nice.
913
01:05:13,492 --> 01:05:15,160
All I need now is a blo-jo.
914
01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:18,204
Maybe we should just try and
915
01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:20,916
find a way to, uh, co-exist.
916
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:28,006
Mate, just cos you're doing field research
doesn't mean the rest of us want to.
917
01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:31,051
We apologise.
918
01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:34,846
We apologise for being who we are.
919
01:05:35,514 --> 01:05:38,850
We pretend we're the same,
we do it to ourselves, yeah?
920
01:05:38,893 --> 01:05:41,853
We need to stop apologising.
921
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,105
Cos it's only going to get worse.
922
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,650
Shit! Um, lose it, lose the coke.
923
01:05:48,486 --> 01:05:49,694
Um, yep.
924
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,366
- Hi.
- Fuck!
925
01:05:58,204 --> 01:06:00,288
What are you, uh, sorry, hi...
926
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,040
Um, what are you... What are you doing here?
927
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:05,710
You texted me?
You asked me to come.
928
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:09,756
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you texted me.
929
01:06:10,257 --> 01:06:11,383
Sorry, who are you?
930
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:13,343
Oh, it's Miles' girlfriend.
931
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,804
- Lauren Small!
- I didn't text you.
932
01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:18,848
No, I didn't fucking text her! I didn't text you.
933
01:06:18,891 --> 01:06:22,102
Presumably, we could sort this out
quite easily by seeing the text?
934
01:06:22,186 --> 01:06:24,354
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Very good point.
935
01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,773
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
936
01:06:26,857 --> 01:06:29,442
- Jesus, just look at mine.
- Thank you.
937
01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:32,904
Lauren...
938
01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:38,410
"I need you to rescue me.
939
01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:43,665
"Can you put on a dress
and come to the Bull's Head, Kidsbury?
940
01:06:43,749 --> 01:06:45,792
"Kiss, kiss, kiss, Miles."
941
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:50,088
Honestly, some fuckwit has
nicked my phone and texted you.
942
01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:52,799
You said you needed me and I came.
943
01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:56,428
I think that makes me a nice person.
944
01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:58,304
It does, it does, you know.
945
01:06:58,389 --> 01:07:00,515
Excuse me, sorry, excuse me.
946
01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:02,142
Um...
947
01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:06,855
Uh, I'm sorry, Lauren.
But this is a mistake. So...
948
01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:08,231
I think I'm gonna put you in a taxi...
949
01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:10,984
No, no, no, she's only just arrived.
Where are your manners, Milo?
950
01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:14,279
- Harry...
- Seriously, calm down, sit down.
951
01:07:14,363 --> 01:07:17,115
Lauren, please, have a drink.
952
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:19,743
Here.
953
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,751
Oh, this is nice.
954
01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:29,461
So, now, Lauren,
955
01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:33,590
my friend here has a question for you.
956
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:37,969
Hi.
957
01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:41,473
Hello!
958
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:47,353
How would you like to make £300 tonight?
959
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,571
What?
960
01:07:56,655 --> 01:07:59,699
Oh, my God, is he going to ask her? Legend.
961
01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:00,909
You see...
962
01:08:03,704 --> 01:08:05,830
We had this...
963
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:09,834
We had this lady friend, um, boo,
964
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,253
the landlord sent her away.
965
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,131
- Guys, please, don't...
- What sort of lady friend?
966
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:17,550
- Service industry.
- Just a few blow jobs.
967
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:22,347
- OK, it's my girlfriend, can you just stop?
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
968
01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:26,518
I didn't realise you were, you know, exclusive.
969
01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:29,687
What was it you said earlier?
970
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:33,942
"Girls for now, girls for later."
971
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:38,863
- I didn't say that.
- Yes, you did.
972
01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:41,658
I didn't say that! I didn't say it!
973
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,579
Chaps, chaps.
974
01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:50,125
I think that's a bit insulting
to Lauren, actually.
975
01:08:55,047 --> 01:08:56,464
Three hundred quid?
976
01:08:56,549 --> 01:09:01,094
No, no, surely it should be something
that actually makes a difference?
977
01:09:01,178 --> 01:09:03,638
- Like, um...
- Dimitri, please.
978
01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:06,391
Twenty-seven grand?
979
01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,603
What?
980
01:09:11,063 --> 01:09:12,397
It's three years' tuition fees.
981
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,733
Just for a few blow jobs.
982
01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:17,902
Spicy.
983
01:09:21,615 --> 01:09:23,241
I'm serious.
984
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:27,078
Give me your account number,
I will do a transfer right now.
985
01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:30,290
Miles?
986
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:34,085
- I, um...
- Yeah?
987
01:09:48,767 --> 01:09:49,809
It's up to you.
988
01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:51,978
Sorry?
989
01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:56,024
No, no, no, you're right...
990
01:09:56,108 --> 01:09:57,275
It's up to me?
991
01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:00,987
No, no, no, I'm sorry,
I just thought for a second,
992
01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:03,364
for a moment, I just thought
it's a fuckload of money.
993
01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:05,408
What, and I'm the sort of scrubber
who'd take it?
994
01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,661
No, no, I didn't think
it was my decision to make.
995
01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:11,289
Um, can I get you a taxi?
996
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:18,087
- Can you let me out, please?
- What is it, Lauren?
997
01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:19,631
You're too good for us?
998
01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:21,591
We've got the finest sperm
in the country in this room,
999
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,468
you should be paying us to let you drink it.
1000
01:10:23,552 --> 01:10:25,386
What are you saying? What are you doing?
1001
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,180
Whoa, whoa, jokes. Lauren...
1002
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,641
Jokes.
1003
01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:34,145
Do you not do humour at state school?
1004
01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:35,647
What?
1005
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:39,025
You think we'd touch you with a bargepole?
1006
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,611
Wouldn't fuck her with a bargepole.
1007
01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:43,529
That is fucking offensive.
1008
01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:46,866
Let her out, guys.
1009
01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:47,951
Let her out.
1010
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:51,663
Oh, no, sorry, it's, uh, it's pull.
1011
01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:53,998
Stop it.
1012
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,209
For fuck's sake, stop it.
1013
01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:01,506
Anyone else?
1014
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:08,554
Lauren!
1015
01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:10,181
Lauren.
1016
01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:28,700
You're wasted, you're wasted.
1017
01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:08,906
Rach...
1018
01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:10,575
Rachel.
1019
01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:14,829
We'll talk about it in the morning, Dad.
1020
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,508
Go help yourself to a pint if you want.
1021
01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,969
Best get back, thanks,
the little one's teething.
1022
01:12:31,388 --> 01:12:33,014
Unless you need help handling those lads.
1023
01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:35,892
What? No. I'll be fine.
1024
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,353
Go on, get home.
1025
01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:40,188
See ya.
1026
01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,359
Go on, Paul, I'll empty that.
1027
01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:47,987
- See you on Monday.
- See ya.
1028
01:12:54,703 --> 01:13:00,375
While you're under
my roof, you'll respect my rules.
1029
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:06,923
Well, I've got a new rule for you, mate,
it's called "Fuck you, we're the Riot Club".
1030
01:13:08,258 --> 01:13:12,678
This bourgeois outrage when
we do anything, say anything.
1031
01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:15,473
Anything we ever build or achieve,
1032
01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:19,394
anything with the slightest whiff
of magnificence,
1033
01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:22,188
how did they get everywhere,
1034
01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:25,566
how did they make everything
so fucking second-rate?
1035
01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:31,030
Thinking they're better
because there's more of them.
1036
01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:33,658
That's not sweat on their palms,
1037
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:36,327
it's envy, it's resentment.
1038
01:13:37,162 --> 01:13:39,163
And it stinks like a fucking drain.
1039
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,289
- Hear, hear.
- That's right.
1040
01:13:40,332 --> 01:13:45,002
I am sick to fucking death of poor people.
1041
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:46,671
Yeah, fucking yes.
1042
01:13:55,055 --> 01:13:57,014
Lauren? It's me.
1043
01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,851
Please call me back.
1044
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:03,771
I'm really...
1045
01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:10,153
I thought you'd gone.
1046
01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:13,865
Was it you that texted her?
1047
01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:16,659
Of course not.
1048
01:14:20,747 --> 01:14:24,709
Whatever thing it is you have
for me, you need to fucking...
1049
01:14:24,751 --> 01:14:27,378
- I'm straight, yeah?
- Yeah, I got that.
1050
01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:30,214
I'm not your fucking rent boy.
1051
01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:35,553
No one forced you into this.
1052
01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,389
You wanted to come.
1053
01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:49,233
Come on, boys, back to the trenches.
1054
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,068
Come on, Milo, Milo.
1055
01:17:18,091 --> 01:17:21,719
I can't hear enough smashing.
More smash, more trashing.
1056
01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,405
Oh, Jesus.
1057
01:17:45,702 --> 01:17:46,827
Jesus Christ.
1058
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:51,248
What have you done?
1059
01:17:57,714 --> 01:17:59,590
You've broken my bulls.
1060
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:07,932
- What the hell are you doing?
- No, no, no, don't worry.
1061
01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:10,935
- Don't worry?
- We're going to pay you, we always pay.
1062
01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:13,479
What gave you the right...
1063
01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:14,814
Oh, sit down.
1064
01:18:19,611 --> 01:18:21,028
Take the knife off him.
1065
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:26,617
Chaps, let's all be gentlemen, shall we?
1066
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:29,453
Shut up and listen.
1067
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:34,750
Now, this, this is how it works.
You go back out there quietly,
1068
01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:37,294
we do this and we pay you very generously.
1069
01:18:41,633 --> 01:18:43,342
People let you do this?
1070
01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:46,929
Most people are smart enough
to take the treats and shut up.
1071
01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:48,973
I don't want your money.
1072
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:59,734
Then what are you trying to do
with this tawdry little cum-shack?
1073
01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:03,070
People like you
1074
01:19:04,322 --> 01:19:07,199
think you can buy your way out
of everything, don't you?
1075
01:19:08,201 --> 01:19:11,829
- You think the world just revolves...
- Oh, I know, I know.
1076
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:19,086
You're torn up inside
cos you think you don't like me.
1077
01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:22,715
News for you.
1078
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,802
You fucking love me.
1079
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:31,390
You'd like to be me,
1080
01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:35,686
you just can't quite admit it, can you?
1081
01:19:39,065 --> 01:19:41,192
Chip on your shoulder much?
1082
01:19:48,241 --> 01:19:53,078
You're no better than a bunch of kids
breaking shop windows.
1083
01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:59,627
You're just spoiled little brats.
1084
01:20:14,392 --> 01:20:16,310
Oops.
1085
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,567
Shit, Villiers, get the door, get the door.
1086
01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:27,238
Come on.
1087
01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:32,201
No, no, no, no.
1088
01:20:39,626 --> 01:20:41,544
Wouldn't want you to be out of pocket.
1089
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:04,775
Go, go, go, go.
1090
01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:13,117
Fuck.
1091
01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:14,201
Bowler.
1092
01:21:15,495 --> 01:21:16,495
Come on.
1093
01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,353
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby.
1094
01:21:41,646 --> 01:21:42,646
It's OK.
1095
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:44,565
Guys...
1096
01:21:45,817 --> 01:21:47,985
What the, the fuck are you doing?
1097
01:21:50,822 --> 01:21:52,072
He was pushing me all night.
1098
01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:55,159
Jesus fucking Christ, is he breathing?
1099
01:21:55,201 --> 01:21:56,201
Yeah. Just.
1100
01:21:57,662 --> 01:21:58,662
Ambulance, please.
1101
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:01,999
Hang up, Milo. Milo, hang up the phone.
1102
01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:03,626
The Bull's Head, Kidsbury.
1103
01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:06,253
- Somebody's unconscious.
- Wait. Say he fell. Say he fell.
1104
01:22:07,547 --> 01:22:08,547
He was punched.
1105
01:22:09,132 --> 01:22:10,174
Fuck's sakes, Richards.
1106
01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:15,387
I'm gonna be sick.
1107
01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:17,431
Mate, they'll send the police,
you said there's been a fight.
1108
01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:20,684
Fuck.
1109
01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:23,520
Right, guys, listen,
1110
01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:25,856
nobody says anything to them, OK?
1111
01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:27,858
I think it's pretty fucking obvious
what's happened.
1112
01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:29,526
Just say, "No comment", yes?
1113
01:22:29,611 --> 01:22:31,111
Get the money out.
1114
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:37,201
I didn't do this. I didn't do this.
1115
01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:40,788
Mate, it's the club, right? We all did this.
1116
01:24:42,368 --> 01:24:44,787
Did you say anything?
1117
01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:45,829
Nothing.
1118
01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:48,874
You?
1119
01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:50,125
Uh-uh.
1120
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,506
Mate.
1121
01:24:56,382 --> 01:24:58,759
Remember when you did the bedroom trash?
1122
01:24:58,843 --> 01:24:59,927
Yeah.
1123
01:25:00,678 --> 01:25:02,846
Whose room did you do first?
1124
01:25:03,723 --> 01:25:04,807
Why?
1125
01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:09,019
Is this your driver?
I'll tell you in the car.
1126
01:25:23,701 --> 01:25:26,120
- Are you a relative?
- I don't need to see him,
1127
01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:27,788
I just want to find out if he's OK...
1128
01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:29,998
The fuck are you doing here?
1129
01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:32,000
See how much trouble you're in?
1130
01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:34,211
It's all right. It's going to be fine.
Thank you very much.
1131
01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:35,671
Excuse me.
1132
01:25:35,713 --> 01:25:38,799
Excuse me, I'm sorry,
I just wanted to check, is he...
1133
01:25:38,883 --> 01:25:40,884
Is he what? Is he dead?
1134
01:25:40,927 --> 01:25:42,261
- Is he dead?
- No.
1135
01:25:42,345 --> 01:25:44,555
Now get back in your Bentley and fuck off.
1136
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:56,817
One of his lungs has collapsed.
He's got a blood clot in his brain.
1137
01:25:56,901 --> 01:25:58,068
Fuck.
1138
01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:01,405
Two broken ribs. Collarbone.
Several fingers, broken nose,
1139
01:26:01,489 --> 01:26:03,991
ruptured spleen, internal bleeding.
1140
01:26:05,034 --> 01:26:07,077
Right now they're trying to
save the sight in his left eye,
1141
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,204
does that answer your fucking question?
1142
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:13,417
Yes.
1143
01:26:19,424 --> 01:26:20,424
Dad.
1144
01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:25,012
They're asking if you can remember anything.
1145
01:26:26,097 --> 01:26:27,472
Who hit you?
1146
01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:33,645
I don't know.
1147
01:26:37,442 --> 01:26:39,193
They all look the same.
1148
01:26:45,116 --> 01:26:46,950
- Where's Miles?
- I don't know.
1149
01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:53,123
So, what do we do?
1150
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,791
Wait.
1151
01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:57,961
My lawyer says they'll call us back
for second interviews if they find anything.
1152
01:26:58,046 --> 01:26:59,630
They'll find fingerprints
and things, won't they?
1153
01:26:59,714 --> 01:27:01,465
Ivan says we carry on. Say nothing.
1154
01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:02,841
How far is that going to get us?
1155
01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:04,468
It got us bail, didn't it?
1156
01:27:04,510 --> 01:27:06,678
At least we've got time to think.
1157
01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:07,763
Well, can someone come up with something?
1158
01:27:07,805 --> 01:27:09,264
Cos I'd really like to have a career.
1159
01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:11,433
Self-defence. He came at us waving a knife.
1160
01:27:11,476 --> 01:27:12,517
What? Ten on one?
1161
01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:21,443
How about we give them someone?
1162
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,362
You mean, the police?
1163
01:27:23,905 --> 01:27:26,907
We choose one person, ideally a volunteer,
1164
01:27:26,991 --> 01:27:29,326
we all say he was the one
who had the fight with the landlord.
1165
01:27:29,369 --> 01:27:32,871
What about the club?
Sticking together, all for one?
1166
01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:36,583
Wait. One man confesses,
takes a hit for the team.
1167
01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:37,709
Nine of us stay clean.
1168
01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:38,794
He'd be a fucking hero.
1169
01:27:39,337 --> 01:27:41,421
And the rest of us do what we can
to help him in the future.
1170
01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:43,048
You don't leave a man out in the field,
1171
01:27:43,132 --> 01:27:46,551
- this is not what we do.
- Balf, it's not fucking Dunkirk.
1172
01:27:46,636 --> 01:27:48,011
Surely, we don't get to choose?
1173
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:49,680
Mate?
1174
01:27:50,223 --> 01:27:52,557
Surely it's up to the police
who gets punished?
1175
01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:55,686
The landlord can't remember who hit him.
1176
01:27:55,728 --> 01:27:57,688
So, we can decide that.
1177
01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:04,528
So?
1178
01:28:05,196 --> 01:28:06,613
Who is it going to be?
1179
01:28:07,031 --> 01:28:08,365
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
1180
01:28:08,408 --> 01:28:09,616
Ryle...
1181
01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:13,537
Would you like to volunteer?
1182
01:28:14,872 --> 01:28:15,914
What?
1183
01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:18,333
You did punch him first.
1184
01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:20,711
I wasn't the only one.
1185
01:28:20,753 --> 01:28:22,713
The rest of you wanted to, even if you didn't.
1186
01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:24,756
You did get everyone wound up.
1187
01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:25,882
What?
1188
01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:28,176
That stuff you said, "Stop apologising",
"Them and us"...
1189
01:28:28,219 --> 01:28:30,679
I was only saying what every other fucker
in here was thinking.
1190
01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:32,389
Incitement. It was incitement.
1191
01:28:32,473 --> 01:28:34,599
I mean, didn't your brother tell you
it was a dinner, not a rally?
1192
01:28:34,684 --> 01:28:36,560
Nothing like his brother.
1193
01:28:39,230 --> 01:28:41,648
It should be the president, shouldn't it?
1194
01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:44,401
What the fuck?
1195
01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:48,071
If anyone's going to fall
on their sword, shouldn't it be you?
1196
01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,951
I, I didn't even touch him.
1197
01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:54,745
Man up and take it.
1198
01:28:56,622 --> 01:28:57,622
Boys...
1199
01:28:57,707 --> 01:29:00,917
Or we do the logical thing, last in, first out.
1200
01:29:01,252 --> 01:29:02,419
What, the newest member?
1201
01:29:02,462 --> 01:29:03,503
But we've got two new members.
1202
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,047
Yeah, but technically
you only become a member
1203
01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:07,257
once your room's trashed,
so it depends on which order we did that.
1204
01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:09,509
We did Ryle first, so technically...
1205
01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:12,304
Technically, it's Miles.
1206
01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:22,022
I didn't do anything.
1207
01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:25,901
You did call the ambulance.
1208
01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:31,156
I'm not going to go in there and say I did this.
1209
01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:32,240
What the fuck?
1210
01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:33,325
We'll all rally.
1211
01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:36,787
Dimitri can get you a shit-hot lawyer.
You'd be doing it for the club.
1212
01:29:36,829 --> 01:29:37,913
Fuck the club.
1213
01:29:37,955 --> 01:29:39,623
We're not still talking about that, are we?
1214
01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:42,459
I'm sorry, but I can't...
1215
01:29:43,252 --> 01:29:45,045
God, if it really kicked off...
1216
01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:46,838
We could all get sent down from college.
1217
01:29:46,923 --> 01:29:49,466
Yes, and that's the worst possible thing
you can imagine happening, is it?
1218
01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:53,136
Miles, I have holes in my pockets
and no one useful on speed dial.
1219
01:29:53,971 --> 01:29:55,180
I'm built for hiding in libraries.
1220
01:29:55,264 --> 01:29:57,307
I'm not gonna lie to the police,
so you can ponce around
1221
01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:59,935
- in a fucking cape for the rest of your life.
- Thing is, mate,
1222
01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:02,896
it's nine against one.
1223
01:30:04,565 --> 01:30:06,191
Whatever you say.
1224
01:30:36,597 --> 01:30:39,141
Can I, uh, speak to you?
1225
01:30:39,183 --> 01:30:42,018
- Somewhere not...
- I've got nothing to say.
1226
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,023
Please, I have to talk to you...
1227
01:30:53,072 --> 01:30:55,073
You let them humiliate me.
1228
01:30:57,827 --> 01:30:59,161
I'm sorry.
1229
01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:03,665
Really sorry.
1230
01:31:04,667 --> 01:31:08,545
And I will do whatever you want
to prove that to you, but...
1231
01:31:08,588 --> 01:31:10,338
I need your help, something has happened...
1232
01:31:10,381 --> 01:31:12,382
Why should I help you
after what you put me through?
1233
01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:15,969
I didn't do what you think,
I tried to stop them...
1234
01:31:16,053 --> 01:31:17,554
You were there.
1235
01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:20,140
You had a choice, Miles.
1236
01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:23,059
You chose to do nothing
1237
01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:27,689
and if you speak to me ever again,
I will report you,
1238
01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:30,484
all of you, for assault.
1239
01:31:31,068 --> 01:31:32,319
Please...
1240
01:31:58,387 --> 01:32:00,347
Alistair Ryle?
1241
01:32:00,431 --> 01:32:01,598
Uh, no.
1242
01:32:02,642 --> 01:32:04,267
This is his room?
1243
01:32:04,894 --> 01:32:06,728
No, we, we swapped.
1244
01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:11,942
He's in Cloister Quad, Walsingham,
number six, I think.
1245
01:32:13,819 --> 01:32:15,320
You got some ID?
1246
01:32:15,404 --> 01:32:16,571
Yeah, yeah.
1247
01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:36,383
Sorry to disturb you.
1248
01:32:36,467 --> 01:32:38,510
No, it's fine. Thank you.
1249
01:32:53,484 --> 01:32:54,901
Alistair Ryle?
1250
01:33:12,211 --> 01:33:14,838
They found bits of the landlord
under Ryle's fingernails.
1251
01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:15,922
Bits?
1252
01:33:16,007 --> 01:33:18,133
I don't know, skin and stuff. Skin.
1253
01:33:18,175 --> 01:33:19,801
And they've charged him?
1254
01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:20,844
Yeah.
1255
01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:22,679
Just him?
1256
01:33:22,763 --> 01:33:23,805
Yes.
1257
01:33:24,390 --> 01:33:26,391
And the rest of us pay a police fine
for the damage.
1258
01:33:26,475 --> 01:33:27,726
No criminal record.
1259
01:33:27,810 --> 01:33:29,102
And do we trust Ryle to...
1260
01:33:29,186 --> 01:33:31,146
Of course, we do. The man's a legend.
1261
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:33,898
And what about college?
Are we gonna be sent down?
1262
01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:38,153
You're a fucking pussy, Leighton,
you know that?
1263
01:34:00,134 --> 01:34:02,844
Were it up to me,
these boys would be sent down
1264
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:06,097
for moral vacuity and unspeakable
thoughtlessness.
1265
01:34:07,058 --> 01:34:10,185
However, I have been outvoted.
1266
01:34:10,978 --> 01:34:14,314
Since the police have decided
to prosecute only one of the boys,
1267
01:34:14,398 --> 01:34:18,151
the council of colleges doesn't feel
justified in removing all 10.
1268
01:34:19,779 --> 01:34:22,364
Not with the roasting
we'd receive from the press.
1269
01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:26,117
Only Alistair Ryle is to be sent down.
1270
01:34:27,745 --> 01:34:30,455
Oh well, that is, my gosh,
1271
01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:32,916
that is very good news.
1272
01:34:33,626 --> 01:34:37,212
Time will tell if it was one bad apple
spoiling the rest.
1273
01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:39,631
Well, thank you.
1274
01:34:40,633 --> 01:34:44,719
Of course, if there's anything we can do
to say thank you to the college...
1275
01:34:48,432 --> 01:34:50,433
Anything?
1276
01:34:50,476 --> 01:34:51,476
No.
1277
01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:01,695
OK, Olly, let's go.
1278
01:35:01,779 --> 01:35:04,280
Your marvellous brother's got away
with it this time.
1279
01:35:04,323 --> 01:35:05,657
- What's that mean?
- He stays.
1280
01:35:05,741 --> 01:35:08,201
He's allowed back after the holidays.
Thank God.
1281
01:35:08,285 --> 01:35:09,744
Richards, mate.
1282
01:35:09,787 --> 01:35:12,038
I was just coming to find you.
1283
01:35:17,336 --> 01:35:18,336
Sorry.
1284
01:35:19,213 --> 01:35:21,256
Guy Bellingfield.
1285
01:35:21,298 --> 01:35:23,425
Wonderful to meet you, I've heard so much.
1286
01:35:25,553 --> 01:35:27,595
You're not a friend
from this club, are you?
1287
01:35:27,638 --> 01:35:30,140
Uh, from the history society,
1288
01:35:30,224 --> 01:35:31,891
Junior Historians.
1289
01:35:32,476 --> 01:35:37,313
Actually, I'm the new president
of the Junior Historians.
1290
01:35:37,356 --> 01:35:38,940
President?
1291
01:35:38,983 --> 01:35:42,902
The previous incumbent was shown
not to be up to the job, so...
1292
01:35:44,447 --> 01:35:48,825
I thought we could get together,
discuss next term's lecture series,
1293
01:35:48,868 --> 01:35:50,827
if you fancy coming along.
1294
01:35:54,790 --> 01:35:56,666
Maybe, it's not for me.
1295
01:35:57,835 --> 01:36:01,463
I'm done with societies. I'll be fine on my own.
1296
01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:03,757
But thanks.
1297
01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:10,889
Well, good luck with that.
1298
01:36:11,682 --> 01:36:13,975
Um, good to meet you.
1299
01:36:18,564 --> 01:36:21,232
Tubes, mate, club meeting.
1300
01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:24,694
Operation Grasshopper, call me back, yeah?
1301
01:36:54,058 --> 01:36:57,560
Alistair. Good of you to come.
1302
01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:59,270
Harry said you wanted to see me.
1303
01:36:59,355 --> 01:37:01,231
Do you want some lunch?
1304
01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:02,941
Yeah.
1305
01:37:11,242 --> 01:37:13,576
You're with Johnny Drummond, right?
1306
01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:16,079
Dad trusts him.
1307
01:37:16,121 --> 01:37:19,791
He's a good lawyer.
What's he advising, self-defence?
1308
01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:22,502
Landlord was carrying a knife, I hear.
1309
01:37:23,087 --> 01:37:26,422
We're going with "I was bullied into it".
1310
01:37:26,507 --> 01:37:29,300
That the club scapegoated me,
which is pretty much the truth.
1311
01:37:29,385 --> 01:37:33,263
Forgive me, but wouldn't it be better
if the club could be kept out of it?
1312
01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:38,852
- I don't see how it could...
- Oh, with the right lawyer, certainly.
1313
01:37:38,936 --> 01:37:40,228
I know a man,
1314
01:37:40,271 --> 01:37:43,940
ex-member himself, very useful
at sorting out our scrapes over the years.
1315
01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:47,235
I don't give a shit about the club.
1316
01:37:47,278 --> 01:37:48,653
Smash it.
1317
01:37:51,407 --> 01:37:52,949
It's a bunker, isn't it?
1318
01:37:53,826 --> 01:37:56,744
Training up a generation for a life in hiding.
1319
01:37:56,787 --> 01:37:58,955
We're not in hiding.
1320
01:37:59,039 --> 01:38:00,957
It's an adaptation.
1321
01:38:01,041 --> 01:38:03,251
We adapt to survive.
1322
01:38:05,004 --> 01:38:09,465
The dinners are just the beginning,
a three-year initiation, if you like.
1323
01:38:09,508 --> 01:38:12,677
Now, you might have lost your place
at college, but you're still in the club.
1324
01:38:12,761 --> 01:38:14,846
You can't afford not to be.
1325
01:38:15,639 --> 01:38:18,266
Look, why don't you come and
spend some time in my office,
1326
01:38:18,309 --> 01:38:19,517
see how we do things?
1327
01:38:20,644 --> 01:38:22,812
I don't want anything handed
to me on a plate...
1328
01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:25,315
I'm not giving you a constituency.
1329
01:38:25,399 --> 01:38:28,484
Maybe you've got it in you to
do something special one day.
1330
01:38:28,527 --> 01:38:31,821
And I'd rather you be doing it
in my camp than someone else's.
1331
01:38:42,374 --> 01:38:46,920
I'm not just offering you a better lawyer,
Alistair, I am offering you a future.
1332
01:38:57,890 --> 01:38:58,890
Good.
1333
01:39:06,398 --> 01:39:09,108
You know Lord Riot did not
spell his name R-I-O-T,
1334
01:39:09,193 --> 01:39:10,693
but R-Y-O-T?
1335
01:39:10,778 --> 01:39:13,363
Nothing to do with riotous behaviour.
1336
01:39:15,032 --> 01:39:17,617
Still, thank God, eh?
1337
01:39:17,701 --> 01:39:20,370
Thank God someone made the switch.
1338
01:39:20,412 --> 01:39:22,664
Could have just been a mistake.
1339
01:39:22,706 --> 01:39:25,541
People like us don't make mistakes, do we?
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