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♪ ♪
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Hey, girls, what's up
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Well, we decided
to talk in rhyme.
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So now we do it
all the time.
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As for rhymes, we have a ton.
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So please don't ask
when we'll be done.
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Oh, I think I could go
on a fun run in the sun.
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Hun.
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Okay, now it's done.
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Dad, I know that
Olive slept over
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the last two nights
already, but...
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can she stay another?
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We've been having
so much fun, Mr. R.
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I don't know, girls.
It's Sunday.
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Tomorrow's school.
That's a big ask.
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Please? I wouldn't ask it
unless I was asking
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the best dad in
the whole wide world.
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"In the whole
wide world," huh?
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Syd, I see what
you're doing.
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Of course you do.
You're the smartest dad there is.
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Really?
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Okay, well, let me
call Olive's mom
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and see if she's okay with it.
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(quietly):
Yes!
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(tapping, ringing)
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Max? Is Olive okay?!
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Is it her allergies?Did her pinkeye come back?
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Um, I have eye drops.If I take the alley,
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I can be therein three minutes.
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No, no. Olive is fine.
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I just called because the girls
wanna extend their sleepover
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another night.
What do you think?
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Well, I mean, normally I'd beagainst it on a school night,
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but I guess it's okay,given the situation at home.
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What situation?
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Well?
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Congratulations.
You got another night!
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(both squeal)
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Now we have time to do
makeovers on each other!
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And this time,
I promise not to sneeze
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and get lipstick
up your nose.
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Uh, Syd, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Uh, of course.
Right behind you.
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What's up?
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Why didn't you tell me Olive's
parents are getting divorced?
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What?
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Olive's parents
are getting divorced?
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Like father, like daughter,we don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youis like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things change,the more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughter,from different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestfrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Do do, do do do do,do do ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ ♪
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I can't believe Olive's
parents are getting divorced.
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‐Are you sure?
‐Yeah, her mom just told me.
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So Olive didn't tell you?
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No. She didn't say anything.
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Oh my gosh. Poor Olive.
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She must be devastated.
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I bet.
When my parents got divorced,
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I felt like the world
was ending.
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Must've been awful.
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It's just so weird. I mean,
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Olive's been
here all weekend,
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and she's acting like
nothing's going on.
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Well, maybe that's why
she wanted to sleep over
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the last few nights.
She probably doesn't wanna face it.
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Wow. I wonder why
she didn't tell me.
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Everybody handles these
things differently, Syd.
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I'm sure Olive
has her reasons.
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Yeah, but now I know.
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What do I do?
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Should I say something?
Should I not say something?
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Am I supposed to just
go back upstairs
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and pretend like
everything's normal?
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I know it's tough, but...
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Olive will tell you
when she's ready.
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You're probably right, Dad.
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It's not gonna be easy,
but I just gotta
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play it cool and wait
for her to open up.
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Hey! Sorry I took so long.
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No worries. All good.
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Okay! Makeover time.
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Uh, Syd, listen.
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Before we start, there's
something I should tell you.
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Oh, Olive!
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You can tell me anything!
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I'm here for you,
no matter what!
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I got blush on your bench.
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Say what?
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Oh. Gee, you sure did.
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Why all the emotion?
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I just hate to think that
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you've been carrying
this secret for
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who knows how long?
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It happened five minutes ago.
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Yeah, but those five minutes
must've been a nightmare.
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You found out my parents are
getting divorced, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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I'm so sorry, Olive.
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I can't imagine how
you're feeling right now.
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Actually, I'm fine.
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‐You are?
‐Yeah.
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They're the ones
getting divorced,
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not me.
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But it's still gonna
be hard on you.
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Not really.
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Now, can we just get
back to makeovers?
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Sure. Of course.
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You know, there is something
else I wanted to say.
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Yes! Let it out!
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I also got eyeshadow
on your rug.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, Max. While your
dad is watching you,
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I want you in bed by 9,
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eating healthy,
and showering every day.
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Mom, you're just
asking me to lie to you,
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but okay.
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(knocking)
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‐Dad!
‐There's my Maximus.
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(laughs)
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Douglas.
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Judith.
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Okay. If you need me,
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I left the number where
I'm at on the fridge.
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But only call me if
it's absolutely necessary.
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Why?
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Both:
Because it's your girls' weekend.
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No. It's my...
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Both:
"Do Not Disturb" girls' weekend.
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That's right.
So from this point forward,
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do not disturb me.
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‐(phone ringing)
‐Okay, after this phone call,
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‐do not disturb me.
‐(ringing)
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You ready for the best
boys' weekend ever?
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Oh yeah! I was thinking
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we should eat hot dogs
for every meal.
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Done.
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And we should
try to get tickets for the Daredevil Games.
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Oh.
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That ticket is
impossible to get.
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No one could pull that off.
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You're right.
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Except me. (laughs)
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Dad, you're the best!
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You're not gonna
believe it.
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My girlfriend got the flu!
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My Do Not Disturb
weekend got disturbed
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before it even started!
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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But, don't worry about me.
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I'll just find a motel
for the weekend.
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Doug, you don't have
to stay at a motel.
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There are plenty
of hotels in town.
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Why can't he just stay here?
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‐What?
‐Doug, let me handle this.
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What?
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Why not? He used to live here.
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Honey, I don't think
that's the best idea.
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Yeah, son. Your mom's right.
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Come on, Mom.
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I never get to see him.
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Please?
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‐Fine.
‐Yes!
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Boys' weekend is back on!
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I really appreciate
this, Judy.
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And to thank you,
I've got
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a little ukulele
song I can play.
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Oh, you know where they
love ukulele music?
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That hotel across town.
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♪ ♪
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Hi! Are you
interested in joining
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the coolest club in school?
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Wait? Is this DJ Club?
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No. This is Emergency
Preparedness Club.
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I'm Olive, the president.
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We may not light up a party,
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but we can light up
your outdoor staircase.
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Do I get one of
those whistles?
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And this stylish vest.
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Trust me.
This club will prepare you to handle everything.
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A tsunami, a tornado,
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unexpected playground injuries.
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What about a zombie attack?
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That's ridiculous, but yes.
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Then I'm in!
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Sounds like you're
prepared for everything.
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Well, I wouldn't
say everything.
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There are some disasters
you don't see coming.
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You know, like an earthquake.
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Sure, you can throw some
granola bars in a backpack,
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but are you really
prepared when it suddenly
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splits your house in two?
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Or when the very ground
you're standing on
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disappears under your feet?
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Or when everything you know
and love is swept away?!
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Yeah, definitely
gonna join DJ Club.
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Olive, are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I just finally realized
this club is useless.
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If I can't prepare
for everything,
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why should I prepare
for anything?
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I quit.
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But Olive,
you love this club.
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Are you sure this isn't
about the divorce?
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Nope. It's about wearing
this ridiculous vest.
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Hi, Olive. I'm here
for the next shift.
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Anything to report?
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Yeah. Congratulations, Derek.
You're president now.
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‐Seriously?
‐Olive!
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Corn dogs for lunch
and now this?
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Everything's coming up Derek!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Oh, uh, did you wanna watch TV?
I'll get out of your hair.
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Actually, I wanna read my book.
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Hey, I read that!
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Have you got to
the part where...
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Doug shuts his trap
and leaves Judy alone?
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Huh.
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I can't believe you still
have this old thing.
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You remember the day
we bought it?
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We went to every single
lamp store in town and found nothing.
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Until we walked
past the pet store.
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And there it was
in the window.
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Our lamp,
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‐warming a discounted iguana.
‐(laughs)
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I still can't believe
you charmed the owner
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into selling it to us
with a ukulele song.
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Hey, nobody can
resist a ukulele.
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See these pants?
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Got 'em half off.
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I guess we had
some fun times, huh?
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‐We did.
‐Till I messed things up.
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Sorry, Judy.
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Thanks, Doug.
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(lamp fizzling)
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You know, I still
remember the trick
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to make it stop flickering.
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Alright. Let's see
what you got, hotshot.
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(blows)
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(stops fizzling)
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(both laugh)
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Well done, sir!
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Thank you, m'lady.
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Hey, guys! What's going on?
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‐Maximus.
‐Hey,
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you wanna hear your
dad's lamp song?
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‐Really?
‐Go for it!
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Oh ho!
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(clears throat)
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♪ $100, no ♪
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♪ $1,000, no ♪
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♪ $1,000,000, no because
the lamp is not for sale ♪
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♪ I'd offer you my car,
I'd offer you my house ♪
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♪ But you'd just
yell "get out" ♪
262
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,480
♪ Because the lamp
is not for sale ♪
263
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,232
♪ Just name a number, please ♪
264
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,359
♪ I'm begging on my knees ♪
265
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,695
♪ It's dark and I can't
see because the lamp ♪
266
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,447
♪ Is not for sale! ♪
267
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,448
(strumming)
268
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,076
‐(clapping)
‐(laughing)
269
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,662
Again, well done, sir!
270
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,414
Again, thank you, m'lady.
271
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,792
You know, I just remembered
I need something in the kitchen.
272
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,632
(dialing)
273
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,136
(ringing)
274
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,473
‐Hello?
‐Alisha! You're not gonna believe this.
275
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:25,185
‐It's a miracle!
‐You finished all your homework?
276
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,855
No! It's my parents.
277
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,773
They're getting
along so well.
278
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:34,235
They're laughing and singing
and sitting on the same couch.
279
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,321
I think they could
get back together!
280
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,615
Really? Are you sure?
281
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,326
Yeah. They just need a little
push in the right direction.
282
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,830
I know. I should make
them a romantic dinner!
283
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,290
(laughs) Man,
284
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,667
I'm glad I saved this
Burger Hole coupon.
285
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,923
Little tip. Nothing romantic
comes in a greasy bag.
286
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,509
Why don't I come over
and help you cook?
287
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,804
Really?
You'd do that? Thanks.
288
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,058
Wow. Not only am I gonna get
my parents back together,
289
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,186
I also get to keep
my Burger Hole coupon.
290
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,315
Well, we better get
cracking on our homework
291
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,443
‐because I've got
a ton of math. ‐Really?
292
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,987
We're not gonna talk about
what happened at school today?
293
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,739
That you quit
Emergency Preparedness?
294
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,366
What's to talk about?
295
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,535
Problem one.
A train leaves Chicago
296
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,120
at 1:00 PM,
heading for New York‐‐
297
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,830
But, EPC is your thing.
298
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,958
I mean, your yearbook
picture was you wrapping
299
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,626
a drinking fountain
in caution tape.
300
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,671
Anyway, back to the train‐‐
301
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,881
Olive, stop changing
the subject.
302
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,592
You're obviously upset
about your parents.
303
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,886
Please. Talk to me.
304
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,973
Syd, I love that
you're so concerned,
305
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,100
but all I wanna do is
306
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,852
forget about the divorce
and just hang with my bestie.
307
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,106
Can you just let me do that?
Please?
308
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,526
Yes. Of course I can.
309
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,194
Good, now let me concentrate,
310
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,071
or this train's never
gonna leave Chicago.
311
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,284
♪ ♪
312
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,452
Alright, I think
you're all set.
313
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,830
Just remember,
serve the appetizer first.
314
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,791
Uh...
315
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,001
It's the little plate, Max.
316
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,796
Now I've gotta get home.
Good luck!
317
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,839
Thanks for everything,
Alisha.
318
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,099
Dinner's ready!
319
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,146
What's all this?
320
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,732
I just wanted to make
you two a special dinner.
321
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,317
To say thank you for,
322
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,693
uh...
323
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,986
for, uh...
324
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,529
Being such great parents?
325
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,739
Sure. That'll do.
326
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,951
So please,
sit and enjoy.
327
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,746
Courtesy of
Bistro Maxwell.
328
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,832
Well, isn't this nice?
329
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,043
Yeah. A little too nice.
330
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,885
Tonight, we'll be starting with
some delicious artichoke...
331
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,096
"hearts."
With a "kiss" of olive oil.
332
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,683
I'll be back in a...
"couple" of minutes.
333
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,729
Well, aren't you
gonna join us?
334
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,316
I would, but I really need
to focus on the kitchen.
335
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,068
You two just focus on the food.
336
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,778
And each other.
337
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,991
Okay, he's up to something.
338
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,494
Do you think he's trying
to get us back together?
339
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,953
Nah.
340
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,206
(smooth jazz playing)
341
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,583
Okay, he wants to
get us back together.
342
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,669
‐Aw, Max.
‐What do we do now?
343
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,713
We let him down gently.
344
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,758
So, folks,
345
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,426
how's everything
tasting this evening?
346
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,929
Max...
347
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,014
(shuts off music)
348
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,684
We love everything that
you've done here tonight.
349
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,230
But, honey, just because your
dad and I are getting along,
350
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,066
doesn't mean we're
getting back together.
351
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,859
It's true.
352
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,778
I'm sorry, son.
353
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,615
But I saw you.
354
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,242
You were laughing
and having fun.
355
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,327
Can't you just
be married again?
356
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,498
‐Sweetheart...
‐I hate when you do that!
357
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,500
You say "sweetheart"
instead of no
358
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,460
because you think
it sounds nicer.
359
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,171
But it's actually worse!
Just say what you mean.
360
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,676
We're never gonna
be a family again.
361
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,720
♪ ♪
362
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,811
Pizza's here!
Get it while it's hot.
363
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:37,937
Hey, Iggy.
364
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,897
Notice anything different?
365
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,899
Uh, the pizza's actually hot?
366
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,362
No. Don't I look like a guy
who just got promotioned?
367
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,198
Now you do!
368
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,494
You're looking at the new
senior executive delivery dude.
369
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,038
Yup. Iggy's got a bigger
piece of the pie.
370
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,623
Oh, you got a raise, too?
371
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,959
Nope. Just now
when I order pizza,
372
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,086
they cut my slices bigger.
373
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,797
Wait, isn't that
the same amount of...
374
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,967
Congratulations, Iggy!
375
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,928
Thanks. Don't worry.
376
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,139
I'm still the same old Iggy.
377
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,599
Because if I wasn't,
378
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,975
who else would I be?
379
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,561
Whoa...
380
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,819
Oh hey, just in time.
Pizza's here,
381
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,196
and I got it just
the way you like it.
382
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,739
Spicy chicken meatballs
and green peppers.
383
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,948
Yeah, whatever.
384
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,534
What's wrong?
385
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,162
I tried to talk to Olive
about the divorce, and...
386
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,206
she refused.
387
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,457
I'm really worried
about her, Dad.
388
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,209
She quit Emergency
Preparedness Club.
389
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,961
Syd, it's okay.
Olive's going through a lot right now.
390
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,463
She might do some things
that don't make sense,
391
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,048
but that's just how
she's dealing with it.
392
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,507
But it's just really
hard to sit back
393
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,259
and watch her hold all this in.
394
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,094
I know it is.
395
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,055
Everything in her life
is up in the air right now.
396
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,724
The one stable thing
she has is you.
397
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,601
The best thing
you can do for Olive is just be there for her.
398
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,479
Okay, Dad. You're right.
399
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,565
How about this?
Before Olive goes home,
400
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,150
let's just have a nice
family pizza night together.
401
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,363
Okay, I heard "Olive"
and I heard "pizza."
402
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,324
As long as you're not talking
about olive pizza, I'm in.
403
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,164
Hey, fam! Hey, O!
‐Hey, Grandma J!
404
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,333
‐Grandma, welcome back!
‐Hey, Mom.
405
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,335
How was your Do Not Disturb
Girls' Weekend?
406
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,796
Undisturbed, thank you.
407
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,798
Ooh! Pizza!
Don't mind if I do.
408
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,677
So, tell us more about
your trip, Grandma!
409
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,887
The spa was a‐ma‐zing!
410
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,806
I spent most
of the weekend
411
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,724
up to my neck in mud.
412
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,394
I think you brought some
home behind your ear.
413
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,272
I was trying for a robe, but
this is all I could sneak out.
414
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,106
(giggles)
415
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,818
Alright, so before I start
my slice, I need to know
416
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,028
‐who's getting the crust?
‐Both: I call it!
417
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,029
It's a tie!
You know what that means.
418
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,365
Both:
Crust, paper, scissor, shoot!
419
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,700
Scissors cuts crust.
I win!
420
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,121
You know, as much fun
as I had this weekend,
421
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,206
I really missed sitting
around with you goofballs.
422
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,000
We missed you,
too, Grandma.
423
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,337
Something wrong, Olive?
424
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,007
Yes.
425
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,552
I'm never gonna have this again.
426
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,846
What do you mean?
427
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,389
This.
428
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,308
A family.
429
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,602
Everything's falling apart.
430
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,770
I mean,
431
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,023
who am I gonna live with?
432
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,233
Where am I gonna spend holidays?
433
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,319
What happens if
I wanna curl my hair
434
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,737
at my dad's place,
435
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,822
but my curling iron's
at my mom's?
436
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,407
How can I live my life
if I don't even know
437
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,783
where to leave my curling iron?
438
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,493
It's gonna be okay, Olive.
439
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,454
We'll help you figure it out.
440
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,247
That's easy for you to say.
441
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,625
You have a great
family that's together.
442
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,127
I don't.
443
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,507
Which is why I'm never
going home again.
444
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,217
Ever.
445
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,970
♪ ♪
446
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,849
♪ ♪
447
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,559
(knocking)
448
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,935
Go away!
449
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,812
(sighs)
450
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,399
Max, we're so sorry if we
gave you the wrong idea.
451
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,277
Yeah, son. Sometimes,
452
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,154
we forget how tough
this divorce is on you.
453
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,615
It's fine.
454
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,450
So, we're not a family anymore.
455
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,201
I'll get over it.
456
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,162
Max, no matter what happens,
457
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,998
I'll always
be your dad.
458
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,875
And I'll always
be your mom.
459
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,543
Your dad and I
may not be together,
460
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,420
but we're both
still your family.
461
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,756
And we'll both
always love you.
462
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,841
Well, obviously.
463
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,177
I'm very lovable.
464
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,556
‐Well, you know something great
did come out of this weekend. ‐Yeah.
465
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,684
Your dad and I
realized that
466
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,936
even though we aren't
married anymore,
467
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,229
we can still be friends.
468
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,233
Well, it was really nice
469
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,943
to be around you guys
when you were laughing
470
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,736
and having fun together.
471
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,155
So, if that's what
you mean by friends,
472
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,616
I'll take it.
473
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,619
♪ ♪
474
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,127
Olive, are you okay?
475
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,130
Is there anything
we can do for you?
476
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,507
No.
477
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,926
I'm sorry I ruined dinner.
478
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,095
Oh, Olive, you didn't
ruin anything.
479
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,848
You know, Olive,
I was about your age
480
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:24,890
when my parents
got divorced.
481
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,559
‐Really?
‐Yeah.
482
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,477
And I wanted my family to be
483
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,521
what it used to be,
too, but it never was.
484
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,231
It turned into
something different.
485
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,691
My mom and I became
our own little family.
486
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,860
A great little family.
487
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,112
And when my mom
passed away,
488
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,239
I also thought my family
would never be the same.
489
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,783
And it wasn't,
490
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,119
but we moved in with
the world's coolest grandma.
491
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,121
Guilty.
492
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,459
And the three
of us became our own great family.
493
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,627
That's true. You did.
494
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,546
And besides,
no matter what happens,
495
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,923
your friends will help
you through this.
496
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,425
You've got the bestest
bestie right next to you.
497
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,761
Guilty.
498
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,347
And I learned, Olive, that
your mom and dad love you
499
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,640
and will always
be there for you,
500
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,516
even if they're not together.
501
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,561
Wow.
502
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:11,937
This is a lot to take in.
503
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,440
Yeah. You probably
need some space.
504
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,734
That means you,
too, old dude.
505
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,283
Do you want me to give
you some space, too?
506
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,327
No.
507
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,037
I want zero space from you.
508
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,290
♪ ♪
509
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,753
It's been almost an hour.
How do you think the girls are doing?
510
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,838
I don't know. Unlike you,
511
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,965
I don't pretend I'm dusting
with my ear to the door.
512
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,845
Oh hey, look who's here.
If you girls are still hungry,
513
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,263
we've got a half
a pizza in the fridge,
514
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,182
unless you wanna eat
it cold for breakfast.
515
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,934
Actually,
516
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,436
I won't be here for breakfast.
517
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,521
I'm ready to go home.
518
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,191
‐Really? I'm proud
of you, Olive. ‐So am I.
519
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,819
Thanks. You guys are right.
520
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,321
My family may be changing,
521
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,406
but we'll still be a family.
Just different.
522
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,076
So you wanna
call your mom now?
523
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,036
Yeah. And while I wait,
524
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,746
how about we
finish that pizza?
525
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,747
I call crust!
526
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,667
Fine, if you must.
527
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,044
What's this? No fuss?
528
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,796
Ooh! More rhymes!
529
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,923
I didn't wreck it, I trust?
530
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,675
Well now, it's a bust.
531
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,302
JK. Eat my dust!
532
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,055
♪ ♪
533
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,350
This chicken piccata is amazing.
534
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,601
Yeah, Max. It's delicious.
535
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,019
So who cooked it?
536
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,274
First of all, way to
not believe in me, Mom!
537
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,817
And second, it was Alisha.
538
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,403
Who's this Alisha?
539
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,072
Just some girl. No big deal.
540
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,365
Got it.
You have a crush on her.
541
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,911
Dad! I never said that!
542
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,121
Yeah, Doug.
He never said that.
543
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,206
And by the way,
it's a giant crush.
544
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,878
‐Guys, can we not
talk about this? ‐Sorry.
545
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,007
You know, I can teach you
to play the ukulele.
546
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,049
It's how I won over your mom.
547
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,177
You won me over
in spite of the ukulele.
548
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,598
So when do I get
to meet this Alisha?
549
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,975
Or do I have to wait
until you two are walking down the aisle?
550
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,685
(both giggle)
551
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,812
Okay, you've had your fun.
552
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,480
Can we just stop
talking about this now?
553
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,940
‐Okay, sorry.
‐Doug: Sorry.
554
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,025
You're right.
555
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,402
You really think
Alisha would like it
556
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,070
‐if I learned to
play the ukulele? ‐Judy: Hey.
557
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,781
If it got us a broken lamp,
it can do anything.
558
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,117
♪ ♪
559
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,121
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do ♪
560
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:39,001
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do ♪
561
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,971
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do ♪
562
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,893
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do ♪
563
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,063
Man:
Oh yeah.
564
00:23:59,113 --> 00:24:03,663
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