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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:21,228 Radar Red, this is Interceptor One. 2 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:24,523 - It's going down. — The bogey is going down. 3 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,922 Detail! Ten—hut! 4 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,397 Yes, sir. 5 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,065 You, you! 6 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:54,923 Present, hut! 7 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,569 Present, hut! 8 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:25,913 Sorry I used the security phone, but I couldn't risk a leak. 9 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,540 That's all right, Max. My golf game's not what it used to be. 10 00:03:28,624 --> 00:03:29,750 I don't know where to begin, sir. 11 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,085 This is gonna sound crazy but I think that we have... 12 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:35,631 Now, Max, what could be worse than invading Europe? 13 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,717 After you, sir. 14 00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:50,061 - Brief me. - It entered our air space last night 15 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,982 and made a mockery of our intercept squadrons. 16 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:54,899 And according to the pursuit pilots, 17 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,569 it suffered a malfunction and crashed in the desert. 18 00:03:57,653 --> 00:04:00,447 I see. Was there a crew or any survivors? 19 00:04:00,489 --> 00:04:02,991 Well, the eggheads found the remains of two creatures 20 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:05,201 and pulled the engine out of the saucer. 21 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:07,662 As usual, they want time to study. 22 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,082 Has the press gotten wind of this yet? 23 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:14,666 We don't think so, sir. But we can't keep this on ice indefinitely. 24 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:21,509 Get rid of it. 25 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,596 Right away, sir. 26 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:07,514 So, what I've attempted to do here this year 27 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:12,098 is to instill in you a basic scientific curiosity about the world that we live in. 28 00:05:12,394 --> 00:05:16,523 Sherman... tell me about your science project. 29 00:05:16,565 --> 00:05:20,151 Well, Mr. Roberts, I've done a study on the accuracy and foundation 30 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:23,405 of the Gregorian calendar in relation to the vernal equinox. 31 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,825 Good. Ellie, Sawyer tell me about yours. 32 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:29,494 Well, Mr. Roberts, I'm doing the, um.. 33 00:05:29,578 --> 00:05:31,871 I want you to listen now. 34 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:35,918 Um, I'm doing the effects of ultraviolet rays on plant fungus. 35 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:37,585 That's out of sight, Ellie. 36 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:42,170 Would you call me Bob, because only the pigs call me mister. 37 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,469 Uh... 38 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:51,433 You're not getting away with it Harlan! 39 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:54,936 Why don't you tell us about your science project? 40 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,438 What? 41 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,816 This is science class. Your science project? 42 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,739 I'm working on it. 43 00:06:05,781 --> 00:06:06,865 You're working on it. 44 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,585 Hey, Mike. 45 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:23,090 Ciao, babe. 46 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:30,096 How is it that two weeks before graduation 47 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:33,350 a man of your mechanical capabilities hasn't finished his science project? 48 00:06:33,475 --> 00:06:35,101 I mean how do you explain that? 49 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,354 I've been working double—shift down at Charlie's garage, 50 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:40,607 and it cuts into my free time. 51 00:06:40,649 --> 00:06:44,486 Yeah. Well, you know I don't make the rules around here, right? 52 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:49,070 But bottom line, golden rule: No project, no diploma, babe. 53 00:06:50,826 --> 00:06:54,788 Yeah. Well, I thought maybe I could, 54 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,332 I don't know, rebuild a carburetor or something, if that's OK. 55 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,585 Ah, come on, Harlan. You do that in your sleep. 56 00:07:00,669 --> 00:07:03,630 Do something special, something original. 57 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,882 Come on, man. 58 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:08,927 And don't forget your science final tomorrow. 59 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,471 Hey, man, I don't like to hassle you, Mike. You know that? 60 00:07:11,555 --> 00:07:14,099 Have a nice day. 61 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:15,767 - A nice day. - Yeah. 62 00:07:15,851 --> 00:07:17,561 Come on. I used to be your age once, 63 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:22,066 way back in the 60s, when all you needed to finish school was a Frisbee. 64 00:07:22,149 --> 00:07:24,359 A gas mask helped. 65 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:27,863 - See you later, Bob. - Protest songs, white rabbits. 66 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,867 TNT. 67 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:33,910 TNT. 68 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,164 Ooh! 69 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,668 Mm. 70 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:45,088 Ah, free love. 71 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:48,549 Cosmo says that today is the day. 72 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:49,968 So get rid of 'em. 73 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:52,137 Hey, Crystal. How you doin', huh? 74 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:54,973 Michael, I can't keep this mink wheel anymore. 75 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,684 What? Why not, huh? 76 00:07:57,726 --> 00:08:00,353 We must seek different destinies, Michael. 77 00:08:00,437 --> 00:08:03,690 Our song is over. Fine. Comprende? 78 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,275 No, no, no, no. Wait a second. 79 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:08,153 Come on, talk English, will you, Crystal? Huh? 80 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,614 Michael, you're more interested in your stupid old GTO 81 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,699 than you are in me, anyway. 82 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,158 Wait a second. What are you talking about, huh? 83 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,535 I mean, whose name is on my fender, huh? Yours, right? 84 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:16,619 Don't we go out all the time? 85 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:17,746 - Right, right, right. - Don't we? 86 00:08:17,746 --> 00:08:19,873 Michael, we go to car shows, drag races and junkyards. 87 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:23,043 - So? So what? - That's not what I want. 88 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:26,421 Oh, no... So, what do you want, Crystal? Huh? Him? 89 00:08:26,463 --> 00:08:30,963 Michael, I wanna be swept off my feet, serenaded, worshiped like a goddess. 90 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,846 Oh, come on. Come on. Bullshit. 91 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,307 That is exactly 92 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:41,353 what my Cosmo Romantiscope said you would say, Michael. 93 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:44,481 Ta—ta forever, monkey wrench. 94 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:51,029 Romantiscope? 95 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,117 Ellie, I know it's short notice and everything, but I was wondering, 96 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:57,661 you know, maybe you wanna go to the prom? 97 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,663 Look, Sherman, can we talk about it later? OK? 98 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:00,748 Sure— 99 00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:01,998 - Gotcha! - What are you do. 100 00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:03,708 - Just ignore her. - Finally! I can't believe it. 101 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,252 Now, I need some information from you, OK? 102 00:09:05,335 --> 00:09:06,502 Will you just pull the plug, will you? 103 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:07,879 Look, you're the last picture for the yearbook, 104 00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:10,048 and I need some stats from you now! 105 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,967 - Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait! - Look, you know, you got lousy timing. 106 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,218 - I know. - Don't pay any attention to her. 107 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,637 Look, I know it's a flaw in my character, and I'm working on it. 108 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,682 - Now, what's your sign, Harlan? - Pontiac. 109 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,561 "Bimbo Leaves Harlan in Limbo." 110 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:28,316 Makes a great yearbook headline, don't you think? 111 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:36,282 OK, news flash update: I dumped Crystal, all right? 112 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,118 - That is not what I heard. - Oh, no? 113 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,786 No. 114 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:46,335 OK, what do you wanna know, huh? 115 00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:48,086 - Your major? - Yeah. 116 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,880 Major. 117 00:09:49,963 --> 00:09:53,341 Uh... I don't know. Auto shop. 118 00:09:53,383 --> 00:09:55,885 Favorite video game? 119 00:09:55,969 --> 00:09:57,845 World Series. 120 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,724 Are you into computers? All right, how many times have you seen Jedi? 121 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,684 Yeah, and cars. I never saw Jedi. 122 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,227 - You never saw Jedi? - Are you serious? 123 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,688 Have you been under a car for ten years, Harlan? 124 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:08,982 - What? - All right, what do you like? 125 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:12,527 What do I like? I like cars. 126 00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:14,571 I like Springsteen. 127 00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:17,407 I like my goat. You know? 128 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:19,201 - Goat? - Yeah. 129 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:22,453 - OK, yeah. But... - But what? 130 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,581 What do you do in your spare time? 131 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,751 Cars. Bye. 132 00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:30,003 What goat? 133 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:37,093 Hey, yo, Mike! 134 00:10:37,177 --> 00:10:40,180 Mike, so what's the dish, Cousin Fish? 135 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:42,015 Come on, what happened? Tell me, talk to me. What happened? 136 00:10:42,057 --> 00:10:44,976 - What? With who? - With Crystal. 137 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,437 I don't believe this. What, did everybody know about this but me? 138 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:50,232 Look, look, I seen this Dynasty where this guy got a girl back 139 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,941 with a Chihuahua fur coat, huh? 140 00:10:52,025 --> 00:10:56,154 Vince, she doesn't want a fur coat, all right? She doesn't even want me. 141 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,198 Oh, yeah? Well, what does she want? 142 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,494 I don't know. She wants to be, you know, romanced. 143 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,746 - Swept off her feet. - Swept off her... 144 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,998 Yeah, I'd have swept her off her feet, all right, with a left. 145 00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:09,918 Hey, a girl pulls that back in Brooklyn, I swear, bam... 146 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,962 All right, OK, Vince. 147 00:11:12,796 --> 00:11:15,340 Hey, you're cool. You're cool, right? 148 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,426 You're cool, huh? 149 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,221 Yeah... I'm cool. 150 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:26,430 - I don't know, Vince. - Crystal. 151 00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:29,312 Why can't women be like cars, you know? 152 00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,898 I mean, you put gas in a car and you cruise. 153 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:35,944 Try and treat that girl nice, and she leaves me in the dust. 154 00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:42,154 You know, my old man says, "Treat broads like dirt, and they love ya." 155 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,288 Oh, yeah? What's your old lady say? Come on. 156 00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:48,414 Ah, my parents are divorced. 157 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,209 That's how come I'm living out here in the sticks with the old man. 158 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,462 - Right. - Hey... hey, what did Sawyer want? 159 00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:57,298 I don't know. Yearbook stats. 160 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,594 - Hey, I hit on Sawyer once. - Oh, yeah? 161 00:12:00,677 --> 00:12:03,763 Yeah, tried to give her this Italian macho bod. 162 00:12:03,847 --> 00:12:05,431 What'd she do? 163 00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:09,519 Poor girl lost out. She called me a word I had to look up in the dictionary. 164 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,896 Hey, psych majors are nothing but trouble, Mikey. 165 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:14,107 - Lay off. I'm serious. - OK, OK. 166 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,109 Hey, check this out. You know, I put in these new lifters. 167 00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:17,235 - Yeah? - Blow Matusky away. 168 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,738 Yeah, Matusky's a fag. 169 00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:22,740 Oh, that's def, man. That's def! Let's go! 170 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,705 Hey, come on, Sawyer! 171 00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:32,000 Come on, get it out of there! 172 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,795 Get that thing out of the lot! 173 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,932 What's going on, Sawyer, huh? 174 00:12:48,016 --> 00:12:51,019 If I knew that, Harlan, don't you think I'd fix it? 175 00:12:55,148 --> 00:12:59,152 OK! Come on, you're holding everybody up. Get in the car. 176 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,614 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 177 00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:12,957 Motor—head Mike. Show—off. 178 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,675 I don't believe this. 179 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,734 OK, Sawyer, what's going on? 180 00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:43,321 Distributor caps don't just pop off unless you want 'em to. 181 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:49,119 OK. It's confession time. 182 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:55,417 I need you to save me from being voted Senior Class Spinster. 183 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,460 What? 184 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:04,550 Be a boy scout and give me a date. 185 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:15,562 Sawyer you're too much. 186 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:28,158 OK. OK, Sawyer. I'll pick you up at eight. 187 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:30,785 - Be outside, all right? - Wait. Outside? 188 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,996 - Don't you want to meet my parents? - Yeah, outside. 189 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,998 Uh—uh, no way. 190 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,710 Obviously, you're better with cars than you are with people. 191 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,712 Hey, look, Sawyer, if you don't wanna do this, that's fine. 192 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,838 I mean you can go study or something. 193 00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:45,299 Uh, no, Harlan, really. I'll be outside at eight. Fine. 194 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,594 OK. 195 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:56,682 Oh, yeah, one more thing. Do you read that mag, Cosmo? 196 00:14:56,853 --> 00:14:58,729 That rag? Are you kidding? 197 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,608 Good. 198 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,030 Uh, Harlan... 199 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,242 - What? - The name's Ellie, not Sawyer, OK? 200 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,496 Right. Ellie. 201 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,710 Hey, let's move it, numb—nuts, or we'll move it for ya! 202 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,129 Let's go, Sherman the worm! 203 00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:25,131 Move the heap, gonad. 204 00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:27,216 Get it out the way! 205 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,245 A little bit more. 206 00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:58,706 Good. 207 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:07,340 Hey, Mikey! Hey, Mike! 208 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,050 This is my kid here. 209 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:10,926 Hi. 210 00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:13,888 I didn't expect you home so early. 211 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:18,430 I got takeout here. Why don't you grab yourself a table? 212 00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:21,854 Oh, no, that's OK. 213 00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:30,192 Oh, Mike, I'd like you to meet Dolores. She's the sales representative for, uh... 214 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,077 - Betty Jo. - Betty Jo Cosmetics. 215 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,872 - How do you do, Michael? - Um, hi. 216 00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:41,916 I'm just so pleased to make your acquaintance. 217 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:49,090 I gotta get going. I got a date. I'll just take a beer. 218 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,886 It was nice meeting you, Louise. 219 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,971 Come on, Skipper, come on. 220 00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:57,056 Ciao, Michael. 221 00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:00,393 Louise? 222 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,160 Boy, you're really out to impress me, aren't you, Harlan? 223 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,245 What do you mean? 224 00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:21,455 Well, breaking and entering wasn't exactly my idea of a first date. 225 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,666 Shh! Come on. 226 00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:24,876 Oh, I can't believe this. 227 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,422 I must have a masochistic tendency I didn't know about. 228 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,426 Doesn't anybody wine and dine a girl anymore? 229 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,512 Come on! 230 00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,932 Keep it down, will you? Get down. 231 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:45,730 Come on, Harlan. Wait up! Harlan! 232 00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:48,149 ...wind up, the pitch... 233 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,777 Oh! Strike one! 234 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,203 Look, this may be a really stupid question, 235 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,706 but what are we doing in a junkyard? 236 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:05,416 - This isn't just any junkyard. - Oh, yeah? 237 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,335 Well, what's so special about it? 238 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,254 It used to be an old military testing ground. 239 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,884 Now they just dump all their old junk here. 240 00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:19,513 I thought you'd like it. I mean, you wanna be a reporter, don't you? 241 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:23,851 Yeah, or a psych. But what's that got to do with anything? 242 00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:28,393 Look around. Everything here's got a story behind it. 243 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,527 Yeah. You know, you're right. I never really thought about it. 244 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,286 Harlan! 245 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,501 What are we doing here? 246 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,547 We're here 'cause I need a project to graduate. 247 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,843 I can't do anything scientific. 248 00:18:56,926 --> 00:19:00,512 What I can do is restore old machines. 249 00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:02,390 So I figured, you know, 250 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,143 I might be able to find something that I could pass off as my science pro... 251 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,436 Ohh! 252 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:07,520 Michael! 253 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,565 - Michael, are you OK? - Yeah, I'm OK. 254 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,192 - Say something! - Just get that light out of my eyes. 255 00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,902 Sorry. 256 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,183 What is it down there? 257 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:48,936 I don't know. It's an old fallout shelter or something. 258 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,755 "You can protect yourself from radioactive fallout." 259 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,804 - Michael, what happened? What is it? - Nothing. 260 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:27,392 - Please keep your voice down. OK. 261 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,709 Michael, I can't see you. Where are you? 262 00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:02,968 Michael... Michael, it's really spooky up here. Please come back. 263 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,305 Yeah, just a second. 264 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,122 "Property of US government." 265 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,503 Michael, I think I heard something. 266 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:48,093 "To be opened by authorized personnel 267 00:21:48,389 --> 00:21:51,850 only under controlled conditions." 268 00:22:43,444 --> 00:22:45,279 Hey, Ellie, toss me that big light, huh? 269 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,656 OK... 270 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,337 Come on. 271 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,977 Michael, please come out so I can see you. 272 00:23:20,231 --> 00:23:22,233 Hey, Ellie? 273 00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:29,281 OK, that's it, Harlan! 274 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,660 This is the end of the line for me! 275 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:36,330 What are you doing up there? Look, we gotta get out of he. 276 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:38,833 No way! I am not setting foot on that ratty ground. 277 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,251 There are worst things than rats, you know. 278 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,669 Oh, yeah? Such as what? 279 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:44,672 Hey, you kids! Hold it right there! 280 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,173 Jail. Come on! 281 00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:47,382 Oh, God. 282 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:49,886 Hey! 283 00:23:53,848 --> 00:23:55,975 This is federal property! 284 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,313 Just great, Harlan! Just great! 285 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:04,192 I'm gonna get arrested and end up in some women's prison somewhere! 286 00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:06,610 - Harlan, Will you wait up for me? - Just stop talking and run! 287 00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:12,659 So, you come here often? 288 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,326 Come on. 289 00:24:16,829 --> 00:24:19,414 Let's get 'em! Let's get 'em! 290 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:23,878 So, what do you do for fun, huh? 291 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,422 Hurry up. 292 00:24:26,547 --> 00:24:29,675 Stop, you two! Freeze! 293 00:24:30,593 --> 00:24:32,511 Hold it! 294 00:24:41,145 --> 00:24:43,564 - Well, a night to remember. - Look I... 295 00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:47,693 What was that? 296 00:24:58,454 --> 00:25:00,873 I don't get it. 297 00:25:00,915 --> 00:25:02,917 What'd you do? 298 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,169 Nothing. It just died. 299 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:08,297 Doesn't make sense. I just tuned this thing. What's going on? 300 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,716 Hey, look, don't ask me. You're the car nut. 301 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,936 - Ah! - Whoa! Wait, what's happening? 302 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,146 - What's going on? 303 00:25:23,229 --> 00:25:25,231 - Oh! — Ah! 304 00:25:26,607 --> 00:25:28,150 Oh! 305 00:25:31,195 --> 00:25:33,739 - Ooh! - Damn! 306 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,246 Lucky we're close to town. 307 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:43,624 Oh, yeah? How's that lucky? Well, because we can walk. 308 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,377 - Not me. - What? 309 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,338 - What are you talking about? - I'm staying here. 310 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:51,465 Staying here? Why? 311 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,303 First of all, I'd never leave my goat out here, all right? 312 00:25:55,344 --> 00:25:58,055 Secondly, if I walked into town, 313 00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:00,558 the whole world would know I broke down. 314 00:26:00,641 --> 00:26:02,309 Come on. It happens to everybody. 315 00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:04,520 Yeah, well, not to me. 316 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,606 Then why are we standing here? 317 00:26:15,114 --> 00:26:18,242 Hey! Hey! 318 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,373 - Whoa. Hey. - Are you OK? 319 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:28,210 Yeah, yeah, I got a little car problem. Can I use your radio? 320 00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:29,795 Sure— 321 00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:33,257 - Can I get channel 18? - Yeah. 322 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:40,097 Brooklyn Boy, Brooklyn Boy, this is Red Goat here. 323 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:42,141 Do you read me? 324 00:26:45,686 --> 00:26:48,105 Hey, Brooklyn Boy, you read me? 325 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:52,610 Oh, whoa, whoa. Time—out, time—out, time—out. 326 00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:56,279 Wait a minute. Wait, wait. Wait a minute. 327 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,533 — Mike, is that you? — Yeah, yeah, it's me. 328 00:26:59,575 --> 00:27:02,536 Listen, I got an SOS, OK? 329 00:27:02,578 --> 00:27:06,456 Five miles north of town on 73. Do you read me? 330 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,751 Hey, I'm coming. I'm coming. Chill out. 331 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:11,504 - Hey, Vinnie. - Hey, my partner needs me. 332 00:27:11,587 --> 00:27:13,880 Come on. We're outta here. 333 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:15,883 So, what am I? Kryptonite? 334 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:28,437 - Do you want a sip? - I don't like beer. 335 00:27:29,897 --> 00:27:31,899 Right. 336 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:38,443 Sawyer and Harlan. Wait till Crystal finds out about this. 337 00:27:39,073 --> 00:27:40,866 Reenie, zip it up, huh? 338 00:27:43,786 --> 00:27:46,747 Hey, you punks, move that piece of junk off the side of the road! 339 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,127 Sit on this, butt—plug. 340 00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:55,923 What's that? Huh? 341 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,311 OK, ease up. This is it. 342 00:28:11,439 --> 00:28:13,441 That's good, Vinnie. 343 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,289 Reenie, not now. I'm not in the mood no more. 344 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:31,042 You'll be begging me later. 345 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,626 If you're lucky. 346 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:46,094 Motor—head Mike broke down, huh? Aw. Wait till we spread that around school. 347 00:28:47,808 --> 00:28:51,228 I had a really neat time tonight. 348 00:28:53,105 --> 00:28:56,858 Yeah. Sure, you did. 349 00:28:56,943 --> 00:29:00,237 No. No, really. It was, um... 350 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:06,160 It was a surprise. 351 00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,415 Like you, Harlan. 352 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:24,345 Hey, Ellie? 353 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,515 The name is Michael. 354 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,017 OK? 355 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:34,021 OK... Michael. 356 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:37,858 - Good night. - Night. 357 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,865 - Let's go, Vinnie! - Yo, blasting off! 358 00:29:48,744 --> 00:29:51,496 I thought you had dibs on Sawyer, Sherm. 359 00:29:52,331 --> 00:29:55,208 Look, do we have a deal or what? 360 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:59,380 Well, messing with Harlan and Tonto, that's gonna cost you. 361 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,217 - How much? - One videocassette. 362 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,886 - Term paper. - Science project. 363 00:30:07,763 --> 00:30:09,264 You got it! 364 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,312 - Let's go. - Let's go. 365 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:21,777 Aah! 366 00:30:21,902 --> 00:30:26,072 97, 98, 99... 367 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,326 100. 368 00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:37,709 You know, you ain't exactly been the perfect date, Vinnie. 369 00:30:37,793 --> 00:30:40,587 You a exactly been the perfect date, Reenie. 370 00:30:40,671 --> 00:30:41,755 Since when? 371 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:45,676 Since It's 10:00 and you still ain't turned into a pepperoni pizza. 372 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,596 Well, you can just drift, hum—hole. 373 00:30:48,679 --> 00:30:50,972 The sock ain't fooling anyone. 374 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,059 Poor girl. 375 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:57,396 You know, I seen this movie where this haunted car flames guys out. 376 00:30:57,438 --> 00:31:01,938 Yeah. I wonder what the hell shorted out the electrical system. 377 00:31:02,943 --> 00:31:05,028 Have a look at the starter. It's totally shot. 378 00:31:05,112 --> 00:31:07,572 I swear, somebody's got it in for you, Mikey. 379 00:31:07,656 --> 00:31:09,449 Yeah. Pisses me off. 380 00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:13,537 Ah! I remember this Mannix where these dudes are after this other dude, right? 381 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:16,415 So the dudes put a stick of dynamite in the first dude's car, 382 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,292 so when he turns the ignition all of a sudden, 383 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,294 It gets flamed, right? 384 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:23,213 - Oh, you seen it, too? - Oh, Vinnie. 385 00:31:25,132 --> 00:31:27,634 Hey, what's this piece of junk? 386 00:31:27,676 --> 00:31:30,970 I don't know. I found it out at old Dawson Field. 387 00:31:31,013 --> 00:31:34,808 I figured maybe I could shine it up and pass it off as my science project. 388 00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:37,561 Yeah, well, good luck. You'll need it. 389 00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:40,856 Yeah. Thanks for helping me out, Vinnie. 390 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,609 Hey, no sweat. I'll see ya at the brain fest tomorrow. 391 00:31:43,692 --> 00:31:46,611 - OK, take it easy. - Yeah. Night. 392 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,656 Good night. 393 00:32:21,021 --> 00:32:23,314 Somebody's definitely got it in for you, Mikey. 394 00:32:23,357 --> 00:32:25,901 Oh, yeah? Like who, huh? 395 00:32:26,026 --> 00:32:29,571 Some low—octane type. Crystal, maybe. 396 00:33:45,439 --> 00:33:47,899 Hey, Vinnie. 397 00:33:47,983 --> 00:33:50,276 Holy shit. 398 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,614 - Look at this. - Oh, my God. 399 00:33:53,697 --> 00:33:54,698 Ah! 400 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:57,075 - You all right? - Yeah. 401 00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:07,419 So, what do you think it is? 402 00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:09,588 I don't know. Could be an engine or something. 403 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:12,132 Yeah, but an engine to what? 404 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:18,806 - I wonder what this thing runs on. Unleaded. 405 00:34:19,473 --> 00:34:22,392 - Maybe premium. - Shut up, Vinnie. 406 00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:27,564 Holy smoke, my box! 407 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,526 - What the hell happened? - I don't know. 408 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:34,112 - Brand—new batteries! - Yeah. 409 00:34:34,154 --> 00:34:36,656 Aw, that pisses me off. 410 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,284 Go get that battery. Bring it over here, would you? 411 00:34:39,326 --> 00:34:40,785 I wanna run some juice through this thing. 412 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:43,163 All right. Move, move. 413 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:46,166 - OK, hook it up. - Why me? 414 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:49,461 'Cause if it blows up in your face, you got nothing to lose. 415 00:34:49,503 --> 00:34:52,005 OK. Come on, move out of the way, huh? 416 00:34:53,048 --> 00:34:56,301 Where should I put this? Don't know. Be careful. 417 00:34:58,095 --> 00:35:00,597 - Oh, shit! - Oh, man! 418 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,808 - Put that thing out, huh? - Put it out. 419 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:06,144 - It'll blow up man. It's got acid. - I'm getting out of here. 420 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:08,188 Holy smoke. What's it doing, huh? 421 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,151 - Whoa! - Hey, Vince? 422 00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:17,155 What was that noise? 423 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:20,325 Hey, look, look, look. 424 00:35:20,367 --> 00:35:22,869 Yeah, we gotta disconnect it. 425 00:35:22,911 --> 00:35:25,204 Yeah, you disconnect it I'll watch. 426 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,420 What's it doing? 427 00:35:32,212 --> 00:35:35,840 - Vince... - Weird. 428 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:47,853 We're hallucinating, right? 429 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,607 No Outer Limits I've ever seen had this stuff. 430 00:35:52,691 --> 00:35:54,693 What do we do? 431 00:35:56,111 --> 00:35:58,530 We disconnect it. Come on. 432 00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:00,115 - You disconnect it. - Come on. 433 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:03,785 I'll watch. Go ahead I'll stand guard. 434 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,014 Hey, Mikey, 435 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:26,850 remember the TV show in which the Egyptian vase just happens to vanish? 436 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,227 Look give it a rest, OK, Vince? 437 00:36:29,269 --> 00:36:32,105 Yeah, sure, I'm cool. I'm cool. Yeah. 438 00:36:36,318 --> 00:36:37,485 Hey, you think we should tell somebody? 439 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:39,279 No, not till we figure this gizmo out. 440 00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:43,491 Come on, we're gonna be late for the science final. 441 00:36:43,575 --> 00:36:44,576 - Grab that thing. - Ew! 442 00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:46,661 Just grab it Vince! Come on! 443 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,751 Hey, put that on there. 444 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:55,921 - That's good, that's good. - OK, come on. 445 00:37:00,592 --> 00:37:02,510 It's weird. 446 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:08,517 Wait a second. That's gotta be wrong. 447 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,687 Oh, yeah? So, how come everybody's leaving like school's over? 448 00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:15,190 - I don't know. - Stay tuned. 449 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:18,485 - We went two hours into the future. - What? 450 00:37:20,654 --> 00:37:21,738 Vince! 451 00:37:25,909 --> 00:37:30,409 Hey! Yo, Sherm! Hey, how's life in the fat lane, huh? 452 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,459 Vince Latello, comedian. What, are you guys lost or something? 453 00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:38,505 We're not lost, Sherman, OK? We came for a book. 454 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,132 - A car book? A car book? 455 00:37:40,215 --> 00:37:43,426 No, not a car book. A book about, um 456 00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:46,387 um strange things. 457 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,682 - Like Vince. - Hey, sayonara, dick—nose. 458 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,308 - Hold me back. - Vince, take it easy, all right? 459 00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:51,726 Now, look, Sherman. 460 00:37:51,810 --> 00:37:54,854 All right, we just wanna find this book, so help us out, OK? 461 00:37:54,938 --> 00:37:57,774 - OK. - OK. 462 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,818 What kind of strange things? 463 00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:04,698 Sort of like stuff... 464 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,993 stuff vanishing, and then stuff coming back in from other times, right? 465 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:10,078 And you can see the stuff, but you can't touch it, right, 466 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,414 'cause it kinda disappears. 467 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:15,250 Yeah, like you, pond—slime, if you flap your fish lips again. 468 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:16,417 OK, Vince. 469 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,253 Well, you know, that sounds like magic, which is a section... 470 00:38:18,253 --> 00:38:21,047 No, no, no, see, Sherman, it's not magic, right? Magic's make—believe. 471 00:38:21,089 --> 00:38:24,092 Yeah, we're talking about the flip side of reality here. 472 00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:30,261 Well, this is the science section It's about as real as you can get. 473 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,810 What's the title? 474 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,730 - What? - Author. 475 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,149 I don't know. 476 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,026 Well, what's it about? 477 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:44,071 Monsters and flying lawn mowers and weird kind of shit. 478 00:38:44,154 --> 00:38:48,116 No, no, no, no. See, it's about these two guys, right? 479 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,370 They go into this room, and these things come in and out of the wall. 480 00:38:52,412 --> 00:38:53,955 - Sounds weird, all right. - Yeah, but, see, the point is 481 00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:58,084 when these two guys leave this room, they're two hours into the future. 482 00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:01,171 Right, only it felt like it was ten minutes to the two guys. 483 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,840 You see what I'm saying? 484 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:07,594 Oh, now, that sounds like we're dealing with a time—space warp. 485 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:09,638 A time—space what? 486 00:39:09,721 --> 00:39:12,390 Warp. A time—space warp. 487 00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:15,643 - So, how's it work? - Simple. 488 00:39:15,727 --> 00:39:20,022 You see, it's kinda like breaking through the barriers between time, 489 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:22,234 space and all dimensions. 490 00:39:22,317 --> 00:39:24,777 Hey, you mean outer space? 491 00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:28,198 Yeah, right. 492 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,868 So, what, Sherm? They're all connected? 493 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:34,663 Precisely. You see, they coexist within the same space 494 00:39:34,746 --> 00:39:37,540 on different planes of reality, that's all. 495 00:39:37,624 --> 00:39:42,124 So, like something can warp in from one dimension to another, right? 496 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:45,424 Sure, but only if the warp got out of control. 497 00:39:45,465 --> 00:39:47,800 Out of control, how? 498 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:50,095 Well, Einstein theorized 499 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:52,347 it would take tremendous power to break through a dimension barrier, 500 00:39:52,347 --> 00:39:55,308 and the danger is that once you unleash the power, 501 00:39:55,392 --> 00:39:57,852 you'd lose control of it. 502 00:39:57,936 --> 00:39:59,187 Yeah, and then what? 503 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:02,107 The earth's energy field would go crazy. 504 00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:06,611 A chain reaction could start. Weather could change... 505 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:08,071 And boom! 506 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:10,282 You're all cosmic dust! 507 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:17,456 - Hey, Mike! Banks. - What? 508 00:40:17,497 --> 00:40:19,916 We go into a bank, we point the gizmo at the greenery 509 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,794 and bam..., it vanishes into our car. We make a fortune. 510 00:40:22,836 --> 00:40:25,255 I swear, you know, sometimes your pilot light is out. 511 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:27,257 Oh, yeah? Well, what do you say we do with it? 512 00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,384 Hey, it's my science project remember? 513 00:40:29,509 --> 00:40:33,346 I turn it in, get my diploma, I'm gonna kiss this school good—bye. 514 00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:37,016 - Oh, you're pulling my zucchini. - Oh, you got a better suggestion, huh? 515 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:41,600 - Yeah. I say we sell it to 60 Minutes. — 60 Minutes, huh? 516 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:47,110 - See ya later. - Look, there he is, there he is. 517 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:48,278 - Hey, Bob! - Yo, Bob! 518 00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:49,613 Listen, about the. 519 00:40:49,696 --> 00:40:51,364 - You guys cut my science final. - No, no. 520 00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:53,283 What's with you guys? Where were you? 521 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,785 We got kinda hung up in the auto shop, you know? 522 00:40:54,826 --> 00:40:57,829 - In the ozone, is more like it. - In the ozone, blowzone! 523 00:40:57,913 --> 00:41:00,707 I'm tired of you 4—Fs. I'm gonna tell you one thing. 524 00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:05,249 Unless your project is dyno—supreme, you both get Ds. 525 00:41:05,587 --> 00:41:07,463 Hey, I'll take it. 526 00:41:07,547 --> 00:41:10,383 See, Bob, that's what I wanna talk to you about - my science project, you know. 527 00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:14,012 I was wondering maybe if you could come by tonight and take a look at it? 528 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:18,554 I'm off to an anti—war alumni meeting, and I'm late. Can you dig it? 529 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:20,811 Bob, come on. I mean, you're the only who'd understand this. 530 00:41:20,894 --> 00:41:24,355 - Hey, don't bet on it. - Give us a break, all right. 531 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:28,735 All right. I'll be here tonight, grading papers at 9:00. 532 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,445 9:00? 533 00:41:31,154 --> 00:41:32,697 OK. 534 00:41:36,034 --> 00:41:38,745 So, how come you didn't tell him, huh? 535 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:41,831 Tell him what? We got a door to the twilight zone? 536 00:41:41,915 --> 00:41:44,542 Yeah, you're gonna blow his doors off with this information. 537 00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:46,085 Yeah. 538 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:49,172 - Hey, you got any change, Vinnie? - Hey, school tax, jellyfish. 539 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:50,924 Come on, come on, come on. Here. 540 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,467 Drift! 541 00:41:52,592 --> 00:41:54,552 He had to take a leak. 542 00:42:11,528 --> 00:42:14,113 — Hey, Ellie, it's me, Michael. 543 00:42:14,197 --> 00:42:15,698 Oh, hi, Michael. 544 00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:18,201 I was wondering if maybe you might wanna go out with me tonight. 545 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:19,911 Sure, I'd like to go out tonight. 546 00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:23,164 - Great. Could you bring your camera? — My camera? 547 00:42:23,248 --> 00:42:24,749 I gotta take pictures of something. 548 00:42:24,791 --> 00:42:27,710 Michael, we're not gonna go to another junkyard, are we? 549 00:42:38,972 --> 00:42:41,683 - To a great life. - It's gonna be good. 550 00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:04,622 - Hey, what the hell happened here? - Oh, Mike! 551 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:07,708 How do you like the color scheme? 552 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:11,630 Dolores did it. You remember Dolores. 553 00:43:12,422 --> 00:43:16,922 Hello, Michael. It's just so lovely to see you again. 554 00:43:18,136 --> 00:43:21,722 Lovely. Lovely. 555 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:24,309 I hardly recognize the place. 556 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:32,067 Oh! 557 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:35,570 I just knowed we should have goed off to Reno 558 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:38,239 to get married like a couple of lovesick puppies. 559 00:43:38,323 --> 00:43:42,327 Don't worry, sugar plum. I'll have a talk with him. 560 00:43:47,165 --> 00:43:50,877 You are gonna come in and socialize with your new stepmother! 561 00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,962 Do I make myself clear? 562 00:43:58,718 --> 00:44:00,720 Stepmother? 563 00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:16,360 Shh. Quiet, Skipper. 564 00:44:25,203 --> 00:44:27,205 Right! 565 00:44:35,922 --> 00:44:37,924 Burn it! 566 00:44:39,092 --> 00:44:41,511 Anytime, Vinnie. Wait a minute. 567 00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:43,513 Vinnie. 568 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,726 Open sesame. 569 00:44:51,646 --> 00:44:53,731 Watch out, watch out. 570 00:44:56,193 --> 00:45:00,655 - What is this? Night school? - Something's going on around here. 571 00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,699 What did Harlan and Tonto rip off from the auto shop? 572 00:45:02,782 --> 00:45:03,783 Come on, let's go. 573 00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:10,957 Who was the father of the H—bomb?" "Boy George." 574 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,417 I don't know. 575 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,546 Now, that's nuclear power for ya. 576 00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:21,593 - Bobby. - Sorry we're late. 577 00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:23,511 Oh, I'd given up on you guys. 578 00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,222 We really appreciate this. Here it is. 579 00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:31,811 Well, what is it? Put it over on the table there. 580 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:32,937 We'll look at it. 581 00:45:32,979 --> 00:45:35,564 Are you kidding? You really don't know what it is? 582 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,485 I'm just testing you guys. 583 00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:43,031 OK. Now watch this. 584 00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:46,450 Press these two things, right? 585 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:50,121 See those lights? Weird, huh? 586 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:51,789 Yeah. 587 00:45:51,873 --> 00:45:54,208 Hold this while I pull these levers out. 588 00:45:57,379 --> 00:46:01,549 Then back. Watch the light. 589 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:04,510 Wow. Pretty amazing, huh, Bob? 590 00:46:05,011 --> 00:46:08,139 - It's incredible, huh? - Psychedelic. 591 00:46:08,181 --> 00:46:10,892 - Yeah. Go on, touch it. - Yeah? Yeah? 592 00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,519 Go ahead. 593 00:46:13,186 --> 00:46:14,812 Whoa. 594 00:46:18,441 --> 00:46:22,941 What we should do first is find out what kind of metal this is? 595 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:28,030 There we go. Do you wanna see my new inspector? 596 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:30,996 Metal inspector. Watch this now. 597 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:32,831 Ooh! 598 00:46:34,874 --> 00:46:36,709 It looks unreal 599 00:46:36,751 --> 00:46:41,251 I mean, it doesn't show up on our metal inspector. 600 00:46:43,341 --> 00:46:47,841 I mean, it's some sort of... it's some sort of power plant. 601 00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:52,600 - You hear that, Mike? It's an engine. - An engine for what? 602 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:54,519 Now, wait a second. Where did you guys find this? 603 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:55,895 Where did you dig this up? 604 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,523 Well, Michael found it over at the. 605 00:46:58,606 --> 00:47:03,106 Found it at the old junkyard outside of town. Sampson's. 606 00:47:04,446 --> 00:47:06,823 Well, I'd like to know how it got there. I'd like to know whose it was. 607 00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:11,202 I mean, this is generating power and light without heat, Michael. 608 00:47:11,244 --> 00:47:14,497 - How's that possible? - It's not possible. 609 00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:18,376 I mean... at least not on this world, anyway. 610 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:21,254 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What other world are we talking about here? 611 00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:24,340 - Look, this has got to be broken. - Vin, go get that battery over there, OK? 612 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,884 Wait, Bob. Why would that be broken? 613 00:47:26,926 --> 00:47:31,426 Because It isn't broken, Michael, this is older than Earth. All right? 614 00:47:31,973 --> 00:47:35,059 Wait a second, Bob. Just wait until you see this. 615 00:47:35,143 --> 00:47:37,061 - Hook it up, Vinnie. - Oh, no, I'm not gonna hook it up. 616 00:47:37,103 --> 00:47:38,479 - You hook it up. - You hook it up! 617 00:47:38,563 --> 00:47:40,940 - I hooked it up last time. - No, no, I'm not going near this thing! 618 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,817 - You hook it up! - Vinnie, come. 619 00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:45,486 Wait, wait, wait. I'll hook it up. 620 00:47:46,654 --> 00:47:48,656 OK, Bob. 621 00:47:52,410 --> 00:47:55,496 No, no, no. It goes on these things right there. 622 00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:57,582 All right. 623 00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:15,516 - Look at that. - Wow. 624 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,478 Oh, yeah, I've seen lights like this at an Ozzy Osbourne concert. 625 00:48:19,521 --> 00:48:24,021 Can you imagine the advanced alien civilization that created this? 626 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:27,570 I mean, this Is... this is bigger than all of us. 627 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:31,449 I mean, it's... this is... 628 00:48:31,491 --> 00:48:35,161 I mean, this is bigger... bigger than any of it. 629 00:48:35,703 --> 00:48:38,288 This is bigger than the planet. 630 00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:42,794 It's even bigger than the solar system. 631 00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:44,504 Wait a second, Bob. 632 00:48:44,587 --> 00:48:47,840 Is this like when you told us we could smoke banana peels? 633 00:48:49,008 --> 00:48:52,219 - Oh, ye of little faith. - Then what is it, Bob? 634 00:48:52,303 --> 00:48:54,096 What is it? I'll tell you what it is! 635 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:58,100 It's a time—space warp that's created by this gizmo 636 00:48:58,184 --> 00:49:00,186 that will warp something into our dimension 637 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:02,146 where we could travel through time and space. 638 00:49:02,188 --> 00:49:03,772 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah! 639 00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:05,233 Let's call People magazine. 640 00:49:05,316 --> 00:49:07,860 No. Hey, I vote we tell the police about this. 641 00:49:07,944 --> 00:49:11,864 The pigs. No pigs! No, uh—uh. No. 642 00:49:11,906 --> 00:49:14,491 - Come on. Unhook it, Vince. - No, no! 643 00:49:14,576 --> 00:49:17,370 Don't you touch that, Vince. 644 00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:24,877 This is an implosion meltdown. 645 00:49:24,961 --> 00:49:27,880 Whoa, whoa. It slimed out the battery. 646 00:49:28,798 --> 00:49:31,550 - What should we do, Bob? - Do? 647 00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:33,802 I'll show you what we'll do. 648 00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:39,517 - No... - What I'm gonna do is plug these... 649 00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:54,782 Hey! Hey, who hit the lights? What's going on? 650 00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:57,368 Hey, forget it. Let's do it anyway. Come on, guys. 651 00:49:57,410 --> 00:50:00,663 Huh? All right! Whoo—hoo! All right! Yeah, do it, do it! 652 00:50:01,956 --> 00:50:03,958 Oh... oh... 653 00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:06,919 - Mr. Roberts! - What's going on? 654 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:09,755 The dimension barriers... they're breaking away. 655 00:50:09,839 --> 00:50:12,550 Oh, it is it is a gateway! 656 00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:14,677 - Disconnect it, Vince. - No! 657 00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:17,722 - No, Mikey, you disconnect it! Go! - No! 658 00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:21,517 You don't know what you're looking at. You don't know what you see. 659 00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:26,101 I mean, pure time. Pure space. Ohh! 660 00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:31,736 - Michael, do something! Stop this! - Mikey, stop it! Do something! 661 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:34,155 I'm at the headwaters of creation! 662 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,451 I feel all the universe in my fingertips. Ohh! All of it! 663 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,495 - No, Bob! - Mr. Roberts! 664 00:50:40,578 --> 00:50:41,954 No! Bobby! 665 00:50:42,038 --> 00:50:46,538 I feel... I feel... feel it! Infinity! What a rush! 666 00:50:47,126 --> 00:50:49,753 - No! - Run away! 667 00:51:00,056 --> 00:51:02,016 Oh, God. 668 00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:05,645 What happened? 669 00:51:14,904 --> 00:51:16,488 A souvenir! 670 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,616 See? It's Christmastime! 671 00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:21,494 Whoo-hoo! All right! Yeah, look at that! 672 00:51:21,536 --> 00:51:22,870 This is like the Blob. 673 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:26,040 The more power it eats, the stronger it gets. Hey, what is going on here? 674 00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:29,001 - I don't know. - Michael, the lights. 675 00:51:29,085 --> 00:51:31,504 Ray! Ray! All right, do it, do it! 676 00:51:31,546 --> 00:51:35,007 - Hey! - Hey, it's Harlan. Come on, run, run! 677 00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:38,344 Mikey, the warp. We gotta stop the warp. 678 00:51:38,386 --> 00:51:39,637 Yeah. 679 00:51:40,763 --> 00:51:43,807 - Michael, is Bob dead? Don't know. 680 00:51:43,891 --> 00:51:45,976 Great. There goes my D. 681 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:50,314 What are we gonna do? 682 00:51:50,356 --> 00:51:53,776 - We're gonna stop it ourselves. - What? 683 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,653 Look, if we break the connection, 684 00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:57,697 the gizmo can't reach the power station, rig. 685 00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:59,865 Nobody will know anything. 686 00:51:59,949 --> 00:52:02,409 So, what's the plan? 687 00:52:02,493 --> 00:52:04,495 We black out town. 688 00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:08,082 Black out town. Hmm. 689 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,458 But how? 690 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:11,502 Blow up the power lines outside of town. 691 00:52:11,544 --> 00:52:13,629 Demolition! 692 00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:36,402 Vin, keep it down, all right? The old man's upstairs. 693 00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,529 Michael, isn't this just a bit dangerous? 694 00:52:38,571 --> 00:52:40,573 Forget the danger, man. Think of the fun. 695 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,200 Come on, Vinnie 696 00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:44,034 Vinnie. 697 00:52:48,706 --> 00:52:50,207 Mm... 698 00:52:54,545 --> 00:52:57,756 Vinnie, come on! Come on! 699 00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:10,895 Come on, dust it off, Mikey! Dust it off! 700 00:53:10,978 --> 00:53:13,522 - I'm moving. - Michael, it's coming. Hurry! 701 00:53:19,987 --> 00:53:22,322 - Come on! - The dynamite, dynamite, dynamite! 702 00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:24,242 Dynamite. 703 00:53:24,283 --> 00:53:25,617 Hey, Vinnie, you know what you're doing? 704 00:53:25,618 --> 00:53:28,454 Yeah, sure, Mikey, we do this all the time back in Brooklyn. 705 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:36,045 Aw, Mikey, come on! I thought your GTO had more meat under the hood than this! 706 00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:47,598 Go, baby, go! Go, baby, go! Go! 707 00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:53,813 Come on, baby. Come on! 708 00:53:53,896 --> 00:53:54,897 Hit the blower. 709 00:53:54,939 --> 00:53:56,899 OK, hold on! 710 00:54:03,906 --> 00:54:07,576 Whoa! Now we are talking hyperspace! 711 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,122 Michael, I don't know about this. This is too fast for me! 712 00:54:12,206 --> 00:54:14,041 - Don't be scared. - Ellie, don't worry about it. 713 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:16,877 It's just like an E—ride at Disneyland. Just hold on. 714 00:54:24,635 --> 00:54:26,845 - We did it! - All right, Mikey, we did it! 715 00:54:26,929 --> 00:54:28,221 - We did it! - All right! 716 00:54:28,306 --> 00:54:30,266 Yo, brakes! 717 00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:39,901 Now, that was a ride! 718 00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:44,488 OK, this it it. Let's go. 719 00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:49,201 You know, I kinda feel like Gregory Peck in The Guns of Navarone. 720 00:54:49,243 --> 00:54:51,578 - Latello! - All right! Hold your horses here! 721 00:54:51,704 --> 00:54:52,705 Whoa, whoa. 722 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,046 OK, caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs. You got it, Ellie? 723 00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:04,091 Yeah, OK, caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs. I got it. 724 00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:05,176 Hey, Vince? 725 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:07,345 Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite. 726 00:55:07,386 --> 00:55:08,887 Come on! 727 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:11,682 Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh? 728 00:55:11,724 --> 00:55:14,226 - Come on! Ellie, hurry up! - OK! 729 00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:17,021 I'm gettin' outta here. 730 00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:19,440 - Here. - Hook it up. 731 00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,317 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not gonna hook it up. You hook it up. 732 00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:24,737 - Latello, come on! - OK, OK, chill out, chill out. 733 00:55:28,157 --> 00:55:29,616 - Legs, legs, legs, legs! - Come on! 734 00:55:34,747 --> 00:55:36,623 Please, Michael, do it. 735 00:55:36,707 --> 00:55:38,750 OK, get back. Come on. 736 00:55:39,252 --> 00:55:40,253 Ready? 737 00:55:49,136 --> 00:55:51,179 - My car battery. - Car battery. Car battery! 738 00:55:54,433 --> 00:55:57,060 Open! Come on! Open! 739 00:55:59,772 --> 00:56:01,857 Get back! 740 00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:42,773 We did it. 741 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:46,319 Come on, let's go. 742 00:56:57,496 --> 00:56:59,956 How do we get the gizmo out of the high school 743 00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:02,126 and past the fuzzballs? 744 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:06,172 - Damn! - Police. 745 00:57:06,255 --> 00:57:10,008 Those maggots. Come on. 746 00:57:17,850 --> 00:57:20,352 Michael, don't you think we should tell the police? 747 00:57:20,436 --> 00:57:21,770 Tell them what? 748 00:57:21,854 --> 00:57:25,607 We flamed our science teacher and sent him into a warp. 749 00:57:25,691 --> 00:57:28,944 - What are we gonna do? - About one to five with good behavior. 750 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:32,114 - Vinnie... - Hey, this is me. 751 00:57:32,198 --> 00:57:33,949 Yeah, OK. 752 00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:36,994 So... you're cool, I'm cool, we're cool. 753 00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:39,580 - Thank you. Good night. - Good night. 754 00:57:54,553 --> 00:57:56,846 Authorities are still at a loss to explain 755 00:57:56,889 --> 00:57:59,266 the sudden power drain that occurred across the county tonight, 756 00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:00,976 as well as the deliberate dynamiting 757 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:04,021 of Carson power lines by unknown individuals. 758 00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,856 Police have mounted a full-scale investigation 759 00:58:05,898 --> 00:58:10,277 and hope to have more reports soon. This concludes our special bulletin. 760 00:58:10,361 --> 00:58:12,363 You know, I... 761 00:58:13,489 --> 00:58:16,241 I can't stop thinking about Bob. 762 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:19,953 I know. Neither can i. 763 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,207 I'm really scared, Michael. 764 00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:27,461 I mean what is this thing? 765 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,676 I don't know. 766 00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:38,889 Whatever it is, wherever it's from, it's over with now, OK? 767 00:58:38,931 --> 00:58:41,266 We stopped it. So just don't worry about it. 768 00:58:41,308 --> 00:58:43,268 OK. 769 00:58:44,937 --> 00:58:48,065 Oh... oh... 770 00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:53,320 My parents are gonna have a hormonal disturbance. 771 00:58:53,946 --> 00:58:57,908 I've gotta go. Good night. 772 00:59:02,455 --> 00:59:05,666 Ellie? Ellie? 773 00:59:10,296 --> 00:59:12,256 I was, um... 774 00:59:14,508 --> 00:59:16,593 I was just thinking. 775 00:59:18,846 --> 00:59:23,141 How come we spent four years in the same class 776 00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:25,394 and never even talked to each other? 777 00:59:27,271 --> 00:59:29,356 I don't know. 778 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,527 Maybe because you lived under cars 779 00:59:33,652 --> 00:59:37,030 and I lived in books. 780 00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:40,868 Yeah. 781 00:59:42,161 --> 00:59:44,496 Good night. 782 00:59:45,706 --> 00:59:47,708 Good night. 783 00:59:54,965 --> 00:59:56,967 You were right, you know. 784 00:59:58,511 --> 01:00:00,846 About what? 785 01:00:00,888 --> 01:00:02,890 Just about... 786 01:00:02,973 --> 01:00:06,893 about me being better with cars than with people. 787 01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:12,691 I guess it's 'cause I trust 'em more than I do people. 788 01:00:16,153 --> 01:00:20,407 Maybe you just been trusting the wrong people, Michael. 789 01:00:20,491 --> 01:00:22,367 Yeah. 790 01:00:24,245 --> 01:00:26,288 Yeah, I have been. 791 01:00:33,754 --> 01:00:35,589 Oh... 792 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,050 My retainer. 793 01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:40,177 Sorry. 794 01:01:01,574 --> 01:01:04,410 Hey, Skipper. Hey. 795 01:01:04,493 --> 01:01:07,204 Hey, boy. How you doin'? 796 01:01:07,246 --> 01:01:09,248 Come on. Come on. Watch it, boy. 797 01:01:13,919 --> 01:01:15,587 Shh! 798 01:01:18,090 --> 01:01:20,133 Welcome home, kid. 799 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,598 Where you been? 800 01:01:25,681 --> 01:01:27,224 Who the hell are you? 801 01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:31,687 I'm the long arm of the law. The public conscience. 802 01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:33,271 Detective Jack Nutty. 803 01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:34,773 Hey, I didn't do nothin'. 804 01:01:36,775 --> 01:01:38,568 Hey, Dad, what is all this, huh? 805 01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:41,947 Michael, I told Detective Nutty everything I knew about the break—in, 806 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:44,575 but he insisted on talking to you. 807 01:01:44,658 --> 01:01:49,120 Well, hell, yeah. I haven't had a real good case in a long time, 808 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:52,541 and I ain't about to piss this one away. 809 01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:54,585 Know what I mean, kid? 810 01:01:55,794 --> 01:01:58,755 Yeah, it's your job, right? 811 01:01:58,797 --> 01:02:00,298 That's what I like to hear. 812 01:02:00,382 --> 01:02:03,301 Don't worry about nothing, honey. I'm gonna take care of everything. 813 01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:05,970 Now, you're gonna need a court order for this. 814 01:02:06,055 --> 01:02:07,806 - What's the charge? - Yeah, what's the charge? 815 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:10,350 No charge... yet. 816 01:02:10,434 --> 01:02:13,228 I got three eyewitnesses that put you at the high school tonight. 817 01:02:13,312 --> 01:02:16,523 There's this little business about stolen dynamite. 818 01:02:16,607 --> 01:02:18,650 And where's your pal? 819 01:02:18,734 --> 01:02:23,113 That ex—yippie science teacher, Bob Roberts? 820 01:02:24,281 --> 01:02:26,491 I don't know. 821 01:02:26,533 --> 01:02:28,201 - That a fact? - Yeah, I don't know. 822 01:02:28,285 --> 01:02:30,620 Well, I'll tell you what, Michael. How about you and me 823 01:02:30,663 --> 01:02:32,998 take a little ride down to the station? 824 01:02:33,082 --> 01:02:36,502 - Station? What for? - I'm enjoying the conversation. 825 01:02:36,543 --> 01:02:38,836 - Hey, come on, wait a minute. - I'm going with you! 826 01:02:38,879 --> 01:02:40,130 - Fine by me. - This is our wedding night! 827 01:02:40,172 --> 01:02:42,174 Bring the wife, bring the kids, bring the whole family. 828 01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:45,052 Is it OK if I get my jacket? Huh? Is that OK, mister? 829 01:02:45,135 --> 01:02:47,512 - Fine by me. - Thank you. 830 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:51,267 Thank you. 831 01:03:07,032 --> 01:03:08,783 - Hello? — Listen, you gotta do something for me. 832 01:03:08,867 --> 01:03:09,993 - Michael? — Yeah, it's me. 833 01:03:10,035 --> 01:03:11,953 Just bring the gizmo down to the police station, all right? 834 01:03:11,996 --> 01:03:14,206 - Bring the gizmo to the police sta... - Just do it, all right? 835 01:03:14,248 --> 01:03:15,207 Michael! 836 01:03:32,182 --> 01:03:34,767 Hey, I demand Judge Wapner! 837 01:03:34,893 --> 01:03:39,105 Mr. Latello, Mr. Harlan, this is Sergeant Jones. 838 01:03:39,189 --> 01:03:42,567 - What's your name? - Oh, our tax dollars at work! 839 01:03:42,651 --> 01:03:44,694 - Look, Detective Nutty, take Latello. - Give me your name. 840 01:03:44,737 --> 01:03:48,031 - A delinquent anyway. - I don't have time for this right now. 841 01:03:48,073 --> 01:03:49,115 - What's your name? - Michael. 842 01:03:49,158 --> 01:03:52,995 Look, just tell the sergeant all your personal information. 843 01:03:53,078 --> 01:03:54,788 - Don't do it. Michael Harlan. 844 01:03:54,913 --> 01:03:56,998 - Hey, that's him right there! - That's him! That's the guy! 845 01:03:56,999 --> 01:04:00,419 Hey, you retreads can kiss your asses good—bye! 846 01:04:01,378 --> 01:04:03,505 That'll be just about enough out of you, meatball. 847 01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:05,549 Hey, chill out, Mr. Spock. 848 01:04:05,591 --> 01:04:06,592 What I'm doing here 849 01:04:06,675 --> 01:04:08,677 Mike, what's happening? 850 01:04:08,761 --> 01:04:11,972 Tell me a little fairy story about this, boys. 851 01:04:25,069 --> 01:04:27,237 You have the right to remain silent. 852 01:04:27,321 --> 01:04:30,282 If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say 853 01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:33,118 can and will be held against you in a court of law. 854 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,452 OK, McCloud. 855 01:04:34,536 --> 01:04:36,079 You have the right to an attorney. 856 01:05:05,025 --> 01:05:08,028 Sherman, you scared me half to death! What are you doing here? 857 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,405 I came to see what Harlan and Vince are up to. 858 01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:13,658 And I am warning you, Ellie, they are in big trouble, 859 01:05:13,742 --> 01:05:16,745 so you'd better get out of here before the police find out you're involved. 860 01:05:16,829 --> 01:05:21,329 But don't worry. I'll cover for you. I'll say Harlan force. 861 01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:24,127 - Oh, Sherman, get out of my way. - Wait! 862 01:05:24,878 --> 01:05:26,588 So this is what they were talking about! 863 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:29,007 It's none of your business, Sherman. Now, get out of my way! 864 01:05:29,091 --> 01:05:30,842 - What is this thing? - Leave it alone! 865 01:05:30,926 --> 01:05:33,970 You don't understand! It's dangerous! You could wind up in another... 866 01:05:34,054 --> 01:05:36,056 Another dimension? 867 01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:44,355 This is amazing. Absolutely incredible. 868 01:05:44,398 --> 01:05:46,983 Sherman Oh, Sherman, don't, please! 869 01:05:47,025 --> 01:05:50,403 - I can't believe it! 870 01:05:50,487 --> 01:05:51,863 No, no! No! 871 01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:05,043 - Hi, Mom. - You little cockroach. 872 01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:07,462 Hey, what's the matter? I got boogers? Huh? 873 01:06:07,546 --> 01:06:11,383 Hey, kid, why do you wear sunglasses at night? 874 01:06:11,425 --> 01:06:15,429 Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day. 875 01:06:15,512 --> 01:06:17,805 Oh, yeah? 876 01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:22,394 Chill out, butch. And get a shave. 877 01:06:24,062 --> 01:06:25,605 The gizmo... 878 01:06:28,358 --> 01:06:30,735 Ellie's at school. We gotta get her! 879 01:06:30,777 --> 01:06:33,237 Let's jam, let's jam! 880 01:06:35,365 --> 01:06:37,742 My prisoners... 881 01:06:37,826 --> 01:06:40,954 Where are my goddamn prisoners? 882 01:06:45,918 --> 01:06:48,337 - Vinnie! - I've always wanted to do this! 883 01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:50,880 - Meet me at the school! - You got it! 884 01:07:00,432 --> 01:07:03,685 ♪ Go, Speed Racer Go, Speed Racer. 885 01:07:05,479 --> 01:07:08,273 Whoo—hoo! Yeah! 886 01:07:17,824 --> 01:07:19,575 Uh—oh. 887 01:07:24,498 --> 01:07:26,875 Hey! Hey! Boy Sherman! 888 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:28,043 - What are you doing here? - Let me go! 889 01:07:28,085 --> 01:07:29,836 - Look, I didn't know! It's not my fault! - What are you doing here? 890 01:07:29,836 --> 01:07:31,838 - Help! I didn't know! - Where's Ellie? 891 01:07:31,922 --> 01:07:34,966 - Where is she? She's in the tower. 892 01:07:44,309 --> 01:07:46,394 - The whole school's in the warp! - What are you talking about? 893 01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:49,606 - It's the end of the world! - Cheerful, ain't he? 894 01:07:49,648 --> 01:07:51,983 Look Vinnie, you coming or not? Huh? 895 01:07:52,067 --> 01:07:54,027 OK, OK, OK. 896 01:07:54,152 --> 01:07:56,529 - Where are you going? - I'm coming, I'm coming. 897 01:07:56,613 --> 01:08:00,325 In another dimension like Bobberino 898 01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:02,411 I'm going in there packin' 899 01:08:04,746 --> 01:08:06,456 - Good luck. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 900 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:09,042 This is no time to be sitting around, sucking snot. 901 01:08:09,167 --> 01:08:11,878 - After you, Iunchmeat. - Oh, no! 902 01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:12,963 We'll never come back! 903 01:08:17,509 --> 01:08:22,009 Uh—oh. Something tells me we ain't in Kansas no more, Toto. 904 01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:26,810 You see? I told you guys. The warp's expanding. 905 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:30,480 Look. It's people from the past and the future... 906 01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:33,316 and we're all here together! 907 01:08:33,358 --> 01:08:37,612 This is like a.. This is like a crossroads of time and space! 908 01:08:37,696 --> 01:08:39,656 - Yeah. - Wow! 909 01:08:43,702 --> 01:08:46,705 I don't believe this. Do you, Mike? 910 01:08:46,788 --> 01:08:49,582 Oh! Unreal! 911 01:08:50,584 --> 01:08:52,377 Hey... 912 01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:56,255 Radar her... 913 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,395 Come on, Vinnie, get it under control, all right? 914 01:09:10,437 --> 01:09:13,106 Hey, hey danger makes great sex. 915 01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:15,567 - Check you guys out later. - Latello, we don't have time! Come on! 916 01:09:15,609 --> 01:09:19,696 Hey, look! These are optical delusions, like ghosts, so it's cool. 917 01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:21,907 Here comes Latello Yo! 918 01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:34,710 Son of a bitch! What do you call this wah—wah? 919 01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:38,715 Actually, I think you call it a Neanderthal man. 920 01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:40,675 Yeah, well, I don't care what country he's from. 921 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:43,136 One shot in the cajones, and he's down. 922 01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:46,431 Oh, I don't believe this! I could be at home, watching Magnum. 923 01:09:46,473 --> 01:09:47,515 Stop whining, Latello. 924 01:09:47,599 --> 01:09:48,641 - Come on, let's go! - Whining? 925 01:09:48,725 --> 01:09:51,853 Barney Rubble just tried to flame me out! 926 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:54,314 Hey! You guys, wait up! 927 01:09:54,398 --> 01:09:56,400 Vinnie, come on! 928 01:10:18,088 --> 01:10:20,799 Hey, scope that faggot in the tutu. 929 01:10:23,885 --> 01:10:27,138 Paisano, we're friends, all right? Just friends. 930 01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:36,648 - Hey, Sherm, what's he saying? - He's going to kick our ass. 931 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:38,692 Mike! 932 01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:07,929 He's dead. 933 01:11:08,013 --> 01:11:11,182 We just flamed on a guy who's been dead a billion years. 934 01:11:13,185 --> 01:11:16,229 - Hey, Mike. Mike, you OK? - Yeah. 935 01:11:16,813 --> 01:11:18,898 Come on, Sherman, help him up. Come on, OK? 936 01:11:18,982 --> 01:11:21,109 You OK? Can you walk? 937 01:11:23,403 --> 01:11:25,363 Hey! Hey! 938 01:11:39,753 --> 01:11:42,255 Oh are we in trouble. 939 01:11:42,339 --> 01:11:44,341 Oh, no. The warp's getting stronger. 940 01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:48,303 Get down! 941 01:11:53,975 --> 01:11:54,976 Get down. 942 01:11:55,894 --> 01:11:58,646 - Hey, the exchange students. - Latello! 943 01:12:08,949 --> 01:12:10,450 Come on. 944 01:12:22,254 --> 01:12:24,214 - Viet Cong. - Shh! 945 01:12:25,924 --> 01:12:27,967 - We're out. - What? 946 01:12:28,051 --> 01:12:30,636 - It's empty. - Give me that. 947 01:12:33,390 --> 01:12:35,266 - OK, back me up, all right? - You got it. 948 01:13:05,672 --> 01:13:07,423 Get their guns! Come on! 949 01:13:07,507 --> 01:13:10,343 Huh? That's OK. Don't get up. 950 01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:12,637 We're optical delusions, right, Latello? 951 01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:16,474 - Thanks. I owe you one. - Yeah, take it easy. 952 01:13:18,184 --> 01:13:20,060 Ciao— 953 01:13:26,109 --> 01:13:28,194 Come on, let's rest here for a while. 954 01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:33,821 Hey, brown boy, how'd you learn how to fight so good, huh? 955 01:13:34,117 --> 01:13:36,119 Cliffs Notes, Latello. 956 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:39,289 Just how do you work these things, huh? 957 01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:43,831 Well, according to Stoddard's Guide to Modern Weaponry, 958 01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:46,671 you eject the spent clip. 959 01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:49,298 You pop the fresh clip into the chamber... 960 01:13:51,134 --> 01:13:53,302 pull back the cocking mechanism 961 01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:55,972 and you're ready to rock 'n' roll. 962 01:14:01,561 --> 01:14:03,729 What'd he say? 963 01:14:03,813 --> 01:14:05,815 Come on. 964 01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,417 Go ahead. Make my semester. 965 01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:27,003 Vinnie! 966 01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:53,196 Smart, Latello. Very smart. 967 01:15:00,495 --> 01:15:03,289 Latello come on, put it down. 968 01:15:04,207 --> 01:15:07,043 - Would you put it down? - Who are these guys, huh? 969 01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:10,880 They must be mutants. From after the apocalypse. 970 01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:20,265 Let's get outta here. 971 01:15:27,897 --> 01:15:30,482 - Come on! I don't need this. 972 01:15:34,279 --> 01:15:38,116 God! Oh, great. Now we're gonna get flamed by stuff that don't exist yet. 973 01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:40,117 Maybe he doesn't exist in our dimension, bullet—head, 974 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,161 but because of relativity... 975 01:15:41,244 --> 01:15:44,247 Sherman, I don't care about relativity anymore, so shut up you fat toad. 976 01:15:44,289 --> 01:15:45,290 Keep your hands off of me! 977 01:15:45,373 --> 01:15:46,791 Yeah, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't be here! 978 01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:48,000 Now, look, we're almost there. 979 01:15:48,084 --> 01:15:51,170 All we gotta do is get up the back stairs and we're at the lab. 980 01:15:53,339 --> 01:15:55,341 Yeah, or I'm flippin' Bluto. 981 01:15:55,925 --> 01:15:57,927 Come on! 982 01:16:00,638 --> 01:16:03,015 - What is that? - I don't know. 983 01:16:03,808 --> 01:16:07,812 My ears are ringing like The Gong Show. I can't hear nothing. 984 01:16:08,271 --> 01:16:11,649 Whoa! And I don't see that, neither. 985 01:16:13,943 --> 01:16:16,528 - Sherman? - You got me, Mike. 986 01:16:16,613 --> 01:16:19,616 Oh, terrific. The Answer Man is stumped. 987 01:16:21,701 --> 01:16:26,201 This plant has been extinct for 60 million years. 988 01:16:26,414 --> 01:16:29,708 Yeah? Well, I ain't never seen one before. 989 01:16:32,253 --> 01:16:34,004 You gonna make it, Vinnie? 990 01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:38,051 I'm so scared, I'm thinking about God. 991 01:16:56,903 --> 01:16:59,447 It's God—funking—zilla. 992 01:17:13,878 --> 01:17:15,754 Get down. 993 01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:27,767 I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. 994 01:17:27,851 --> 01:17:30,395 I just wanna be home, watching cartoons. 995 01:17:30,478 --> 01:17:31,562 Stop talking, OK? 996 01:17:42,407 --> 01:17:44,575 - Sherman... - Asshole! 997 01:17:44,659 --> 01:17:47,203 It's my allergies. Ah ah... 998 01:17:50,123 --> 01:17:53,376 That's I've had it! I'm going in! Back me up! 999 01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:55,294 - Vinnie, what are you doing? - What are you, crazy? 1000 01:17:55,378 --> 01:17:57,088 Come and get me! 1001 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,172 Latello! 1002 01:18:07,932 --> 01:18:09,767 Aah! 1003 01:18:10,727 --> 01:18:12,478 Vinnie! 1004 01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:15,982 No! 1005 01:18:22,780 --> 01:18:24,615 Aah! 1006 01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:52,977 Hey, Vinnie! 1007 01:19:03,821 --> 01:19:05,781 Hey, Vinnie! 1008 01:19:13,331 --> 01:19:16,083 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I think so. 1009 01:19:16,167 --> 01:19:19,295 - Where's Vinnie? I don't know. I don't know. 1010 01:19:25,009 --> 01:19:27,177 - Vinnie! - Oh, man. 1011 01:19:30,056 --> 01:19:32,224 - Vinnie... - Oh, man... 1012 01:19:32,308 --> 01:19:34,768 Mikey. Oh, my arm. 1013 01:19:34,852 --> 01:19:36,520 Come on. I gotcha. 1014 01:19:36,604 --> 01:19:39,148 17 years of TV down the drain. 1015 01:19:39,232 --> 01:19:41,484 Yeah. I got ya. Come on. 1016 01:19:43,069 --> 01:19:46,197 - Here you go. - My leg. 1017 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:52,537 Aah! 1018 01:20:14,726 --> 01:20:16,310 Aah! 1019 01:20:23,651 --> 01:20:26,737 All right, all right! The check's in the mail! 1020 01:20:35,538 --> 01:20:38,207 - Go, go! - Aah! Aah! 1021 01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:41,585 What now? 1022 01:20:41,669 --> 01:20:44,672 We get Ellie and get out of here! Let's go! Come on! 1023 01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:51,220 What are you doing? Let's go! 1024 01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:53,264 - Ready? - Ready! 1025 01:21:21,584 --> 01:21:23,419 - Cover me. Come on. - Go ahead. I got you, Mike. Go! 1026 01:21:23,461 --> 01:21:25,379 Don't get too close to the gizmo, Mike! 1027 01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:37,141 Ellie! 1028 01:21:38,518 --> 01:21:40,478 - ...she's been sucked up. - Sherman, shut up. 1029 01:21:40,561 --> 01:21:42,437 Sherman, just shut up. You're making me nuts Sherman. 1030 01:22:04,377 --> 01:22:06,379 Ellie? 1031 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:16,764 Ellie? 1032 01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:31,862 Hey, look, he's got her! Sherman, he's got her! 1033 01:22:31,904 --> 01:22:33,697 He's got her! 1034 01:22:41,956 --> 01:22:44,208 - Is she OK? - Man, she don't look too good, Sherm. 1035 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:46,294 Oh, God. 1036 01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:54,051 - Ellie? - Ellie? 1037 01:22:54,135 --> 01:22:57,179 Ellie, I'm so sorry. I just didn't know. If I only knew about... 1038 01:22:57,263 --> 01:22:59,848 Yeah, OK, Sherm. Can you walk? 1039 01:22:59,932 --> 01:23:02,184 No, Ellie. The question is: Can you run? 1040 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:05,938 Uh... uh, yeah. Yeah, I can. 1041 01:23:06,022 --> 01:23:07,481 OK, let's go. Come on. 1042 01:23:14,530 --> 01:23:15,531 We got company! 1043 01:23:15,615 --> 01:23:18,242 - Who is it? - Well, it ain't the Brady Bunch! 1044 01:23:18,284 --> 01:23:20,286 We're not home! 1045 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,251 I gotta stop him. 1046 01:23:27,335 --> 01:23:29,920 - Take my gun. - Sherman. 1047 01:23:30,004 --> 01:23:31,588 - Michael! - Ellie, Ellie, get back! 1048 01:23:42,725 --> 01:23:45,936 - Michael! Michael. - Ellie, get back here! Ellie! 1049 01:24:26,936 --> 01:24:29,647 Oh, God. No! Let go of me! Michael! 1050 01:24:57,216 --> 01:24:59,092 Michael! 1051 01:25:00,886 --> 01:25:02,053 Oh, no! 1052 01:25:04,974 --> 01:25:08,602 Michael! Michael! 1053 01:25:22,074 --> 01:25:24,993 - He's gone. - Mike? 1054 01:25:41,427 --> 01:25:43,512 All right! He's back! 1055 01:25:44,430 --> 01:25:45,431 Michael. 1056 01:25:51,103 --> 01:25:54,689 Michael are you OK? 1057 01:25:55,566 --> 01:25:58,110 Yeah. I think so. 1058 01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:01,321 Are you? 1059 01:26:01,405 --> 01:26:03,448 I am now. 1060 01:26:11,123 --> 01:26:14,709 Hey, Mikey, come on! This is no time for romance here. 1061 01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:16,712 Scaramouch, let's go! 1062 01:26:27,973 --> 01:26:30,266 You thought you heard what? 1063 01:26:37,483 --> 01:26:39,902 Watch out. 1064 01:26:39,985 --> 01:26:41,236 Come on, come on! Clear out of here! 1065 01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:44,448 This is dangerous. Keep moving! Let's go! Stand back! 1066 01:26:56,168 --> 01:26:59,087 You know, Sher? You're all right. 1067 01:26:59,839 --> 01:27:01,841 For a wimp virgin, I mean. 1068 01:27:03,008 --> 01:27:07,345 Coming from a greaseball like you, I take that as a real compliment. 1069 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:09,890 Hey, look. Listen. 1070 01:27:09,974 --> 01:27:12,935 No one says nothing about this, OK? 1071 01:27:13,018 --> 01:27:14,853 Yeah, OK. 1072 01:27:15,396 --> 01:27:16,647 OK? 1073 01:27:16,731 --> 01:27:18,023 OK, you kids, come on. Get outta here. 1074 01:27:18,023 --> 01:27:19,858 Easy, easy, easy. All right, I'm coming, I'm coming. 1075 01:27:19,942 --> 01:27:20,943 Come on, come on! 1076 01:27:21,026 --> 01:27:22,569 So, it's out, right? 1077 01:27:22,653 --> 01:27:26,490 Hell, no, we won't go! Hell, no, we won't go! 1078 01:27:26,532 --> 01:27:28,283 Chicago! 1079 01:27:29,702 --> 01:27:31,995 - Mr. Roberts? - Bob? 1080 01:27:32,705 --> 01:27:36,542 Flower power, children. Beatle concerts, anti—war rallies. 1081 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:40,629 - I'll be clipped in shit. - What happened to you? 1082 01:27:40,713 --> 01:27:43,882 I was blastin' through the warp on a time tour of the 60s. 1083 01:27:43,966 --> 01:27:47,469 I don't know what even to say, man. I mean, trip and trip! 1084 01:27:47,553 --> 01:27:49,221 It was? 1085 01:27:49,305 --> 01:27:51,098 What's your name, cowboy? 1086 01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:53,851 Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky. 1087 01:27:53,893 --> 01:27:56,020 Is that a fact? 1088 01:27:56,061 --> 01:27:59,189 Well, Miss Esquire, where the hell have you been? 1089 01:27:59,231 --> 01:28:01,942 Woodstock... oinker. 1090 01:28:03,194 --> 01:28:04,653 - Woodstock? Woodstock? 1091 01:28:04,737 --> 01:28:06,905 - What's Woodstock? - OK, Captain Kirk. 1092 01:28:06,989 --> 01:28:08,907 Well, it's not Boston Pops. 1093 01:28:08,991 --> 01:28:11,368 You got an A on your science project, Michael. 1094 01:28:11,410 --> 01:28:13,620 - I do? On one condition. 1095 01:28:13,704 --> 01:28:16,164 - What? - Get rid of the gizmo. 1096 01:28:16,248 --> 01:28:18,833 The world is not ready for space and time! 1097 01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:21,795 It's only for such rare individuals as myself. 1098 01:28:21,879 --> 01:28:25,007 And the future is a groove, man! 1099 01:28:25,090 --> 01:28:28,343 I made sure of that. It's a funky Bali Hai! 1100 01:28:29,011 --> 01:28:32,723 - Get in the car. - Easy on the French, Kojak! 1101 01:29:46,297 --> 01:29:48,132 We're out of gas. 1102 01:29:57,016 --> 01:30:00,436 Well... it's lucky we're close to town. 1103 01:30:02,187 --> 01:30:04,772 I mean, we could walk it. 1104 01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:09,528 Wait a second. Michael, how is that lucky? 1105 01:30:09,612 --> 01:30:11,614 I mean, if we walked into town, 1106 01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:13,240 the whole world will know that your car broke... 1107 01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:14,616 Hey. 1108 01:30:17,703 --> 01:30:19,538 It's just a car. 1109 01:30:21,415 --> 01:30:23,333 Right? 1110 01:30:24,168 --> 01:30:26,128 Right. 1111 01:31:44,248 --> 01:31:46,208 Hey, what are you lookin' at? 1112 01:32:11,650 --> 01:32:14,152 Hey, girls. What's for lunch, huh? 1113 01:32:14,236 --> 01:32:15,987 Ah! 1114 01:33:03,118 --> 01:33:05,245 Hey, girls. Boola—boola. 1115 01:33:06,413 --> 01:33:09,165 - Dykes. You little weasel. 79528

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