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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,116 Yo, boss! Johnny's gotta make water! 3 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,409 No chance, man. Shut up! 4 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,497 Oh, he's peeing! Johnny's peeing all over the seat! 5 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,957 [prisoner] What are you fucking around for, man? 6 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:24,751 [guard] Damn it, Johnny! 7 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,837 [prisoners chattering] 8 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,840 - [guard] Really? What's your problem, man? - [grunting] 9 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,177 - [straining] - [prisoner] Get him down! 10 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,388 [grunting] 11 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,807 [shouts] 12 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,143 - [gunshot] - [grunts] 13 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,645 [engine revving] 14 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,396 [grunting] 15 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,111 [shouting] 16 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,570 [screaming] 17 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,329 [metal creaking] 18 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,766 - [chattering] - [laughing] 19 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,954 [piano playing off-key] 20 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:52,505 [Michael] You know, I always wondered why a piano. 21 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:56,342 You're supposed to be the edgy one. Wouldn't a guitar be more, uh... 22 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:59,888 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Lucifer! Lucifer. Lucifer. 23 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,598 I am not here to fight. 24 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,600 Oh, well, I am most certainly am! 25 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,102 [panting] Well, then what would happen 26 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,690 to all these poor, fragile humans, dear brother? 27 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:16,696 [gasps] 28 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,323 It's all right, everyone! 29 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:21,367 Just a little brotherly squabble. [chuckles] 30 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,579 - It's fine. It's fine. Music up. - [dance music playing] 31 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:28,625 [Michael] And besides, I mean, really, what's the point? 32 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,043 I've already won. 33 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,420 I've assembled the Flaming Sword, 34 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:36,090 and thanks to it, and... [chuckles]...my charms, of course, 35 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,593 I have got the majority of angels on my side. 36 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:41,846 And yet, here you are. Why? 37 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,723 To avoid bloodshed, brother. 38 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,602 To keep our siblings safe. To make peace. 39 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,482 I am here with an offer. 40 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:56,110 [scoffs] There is nothing that you could offer me. 41 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,571 Hmm. [chuckles] 42 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,615 What about a throne? 43 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,451 [laughs] 44 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,662 Are you offering me my old job? 45 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:11,084 I take Heaven. You take Hell. It's kind of poetic if you think about it. 46 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,963 And, uh, I will let you rule down there however you see fit. 47 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,966 Oh, gee, thanks, bro. 48 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,176 But been there, done that, tried the veal. 49 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,680 Ah-ah-ah! But I haven't told you the best part. 50 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,766 Chloe will be down there with you. 51 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,103 I mean, talk about happily ever after. 52 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,897 What are you talking about? That's impossible. 53 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:37,568 Even if you become God, you wouldn't have the power to force her soul down there. 54 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,321 Only someone's guilt can take them to Hell. 55 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,698 Exactly. 56 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,200 Think about it. 57 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:48,830 The father of her child is dead because of a case he was working for her. 58 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,794 Did you do all of this? 59 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,171 Did you have them take Daniel? 60 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:01,175 No, no, no. That part was just a very happy accident. 61 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,220 But when they told me they had him... [laughs] 62 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,432 oh, brother, I realized I had a golden opportunity. 63 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,183 So you... 64 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,562 you told them to kill Dan? 65 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,771 You're welcome. 66 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,024 - [Lucifer inhales] - [grunts] 67 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,819 [chuckles] Easy with the temper, brother. 68 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,404 Dan is in Hell because of you! 69 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,990 Well, technically, it's because of his own guilt, 70 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,992 which he really should've gotten over by now. 71 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,660 [shouts] 72 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,912 Forget about the past, brother. 73 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,998 Focus on the future. 74 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,750 Your future. 75 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:35,752 With Chloe. 76 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,132 [chuckles] 77 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:48,097 [Michael] You need time to think about it. I get it. 78 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:52,101 But just so you know, the vote is tomorrow. 79 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,729 And I'm holding it here on Earth so you can attend. 80 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:57,690 You know, because of the whole "you're banished from Heaven 81 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,526 and would be instantly incinerated if you returned" thing. 82 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,905 [chuckles] Though, that would be fun to see. 83 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:06,823 Brother. 84 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,954 I am offering you a chance at a happy ending. 85 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,333 I hope you take it. 86 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,362 Linda. 87 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,032 [chuckles] 88 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:51,993 See? 89 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,622 This is what caring about people gets you. 90 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:58,459 Sitting around like idiots, getting all emotional over inanimate junk! 91 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:03,423 So can we please just stop with the crybaby bullshit and get this done? 92 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:12,973 [gasps] 93 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,981 [shouts] 94 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:25,528 [Linda] Maze. 95 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,531 Maze, honey, it's gonna be okay. 96 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:31,741 What is that? 97 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,663 [sobbing] It's the T-shirt that Dan... 98 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:40,334 had to steal from Chloe after I knocked him out 99 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,921 and dumped him naked at her house. 100 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,633 [sobbing] I still... 101 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:51,429 I still don't know how he fit his stupid ass in this thing. 102 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,557 [chuckles, sobbing] 103 00:07:58,519 --> 00:07:59,937 I miss him. 104 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,315 - [crying] - [Linda] Maze. 105 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:04,108 [sighs] Okay. 106 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,194 [wailing] 107 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,612 Okay. 108 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,740 It's okay. 109 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,701 Okay. 110 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,703 It's true. 111 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:21,000 It's true, sometimes when you care about people... 112 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,546 you have to go through pain and loss. 113 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,634 But that's the price of joy. 114 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,012 [Amenadiel] She's right, Mazikeen. 115 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:38,017 In order for none of us to be sad, we would have had to have never met Dan. 116 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,729 You wouldn't want that. None of us would. 117 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,190 [sobbing] Mnh-mnh. 118 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,777 Like... like when... 119 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,447 when Dan and I 120 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,908 pul... pulverized that gang together. 121 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:57,995 It was beautiful. 122 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,250 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 123 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,125 Exactly. 124 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:07,296 And remembering, um... 125 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,384 sweet times like those... 126 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,429 are what helps heal the hurt. 127 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,185 [Linda] Because trust me... 128 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:28,359 never loving anyone is far worse than loss. 129 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,288 [elevator bell dings] 130 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,794 [Lucifer] Thank you for coming, Detective. 131 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,463 - Yeah. - Um, how's Trixie? 132 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:56,012 Uh, she's, you know, she's with my mom and Dan's parents. 133 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,388 She's a strong little girl. 134 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,349 She's just having to be stronger than she ever should right now. 135 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,770 Listen, I know that you asked me to come here, 136 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:09,275 but I just wanna get something off my chest first. Um... 137 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:13,321 You know the argument the other night, it... 138 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:19,827 It just... we were both stressed, and, um, it was emotional and... 139 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,204 There's no need, Detective. You were right. 140 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:27,043 You were able to say the thing I couldn't admit to myself. 141 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,879 I wanted to be God for the wrong reasons. 142 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:35,259 But now I know why I need to be God. 143 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,387 For Dan's sake. 144 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,305 What do you mean? 145 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,893 Uh, please. Sit down, please. 146 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,981 [clears throat] 147 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,401 [Chloe clears throat] 148 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,071 So, Dan's... 149 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,658 Dan's death... [exhales] 150 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,286 Everything that's happened is all Michael's fault. 151 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,456 He's been assembling the Flaming Sword to win the war. 152 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:09,460 So that's why they killed Dan, to keep us from finding that out? 153 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,462 No. 154 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,714 No. 155 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,675 Michael killed Dan... 156 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,552 so that you would feel guilty. 157 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,307 So that when you die, you'll go down to Hell. 158 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,852 A twisted bribe to get me to go back like a good little Devil. 159 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,272 I don't even know... 160 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,192 I don't know what to do with that! 161 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,777 You must refuse to give in. 162 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:36,987 It's all a manipulation. 163 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,490 Detective, you mustn't feel guilty. 164 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,120 Right. Yeah, okay. [sniffles] 165 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,497 I'll just snap my fingers and not feel guilty. 166 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,457 - I'm serious, Detective. - I'm serious too. 167 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,252 That is not how emotions work, Lucifer. 168 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,380 Prove me wrong. Go ahead! 169 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,006 Go on! Just... 170 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,884 [inhales]...feel worthy! 171 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,678 [gasping] 172 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,514 Or you know what? No, this is better. This is better. 173 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,686 Make yourself vulnerable. 174 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,231 - [Lucifer sighs] - [chuckles] 175 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,571 - It's easier said than done, isn't it? - This isn't the same. 176 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,491 [inhales] We can't let Michael win, and you can't end up like Dan. 177 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,870 What are you talking about, end up like Dan? Dan's in Heaven. 178 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,588 Lucif... 179 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,259 Where is Dan right now? 180 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:43,637 Where is he? 181 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,389 Don't make me say it, please. 182 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,394 - Where is he? - [wings flap] 183 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,478 Who's there? 184 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,355 Michael? 185 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,149 Remiel. 186 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,860 - Lucifer. - Remi! 187 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,905 [gasping] 188 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,373 She's dead. 189 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,709 Oh, my God. 190 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,590 Michael must have found out she was our spy 191 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,509 and killed her with the Flaming Sword. 192 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,763 Wait, are there actual flames on the sword? 193 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:29,809 Detective, this is hardly the time to start questioning the rules of celestials, 194 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,562 but, yes, the sword has flames on it. It makes sense. Don't overthink it. 195 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,191 No, I'm only asking because, look, there's no burn marks around the wound, 196 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,361 so whatever Michael killed her with, it couldn't have been flaming. 197 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,030 So he must have just used Azrael's blade. 198 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,867 But when I saw Michael, he said he had the sword. 199 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:52,540 If he did, the little show-off would have used it, which means he's bluffing. 200 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,250 He hasn't found the piece yet. 201 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,668 We don't know where it is. 202 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,128 Michael has an army of angels to search for him. 203 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,339 Maybe Remiel found out where the piece was. 204 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,508 You think she was coming to tell us that? 205 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,342 I don't know. 206 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,637 [sniffs] 207 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,266 I don't know. This... [sniffs] 208 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,600 ...this could be a clue. 209 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:17,064 Look, I know it's asking a lot, but I need the detective one last time. 210 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,774 I need your help. 211 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,192 Of course. 212 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,739 Maybe I can't control my guilt, but I sure as hell can channel my anger. 213 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,783 Let's take that bastard down. 214 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,953 [huffs, shudders] 215 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,346 Hey, big guy. 216 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,767 You took one of the good ones. 217 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,645 And I'm... 218 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,149 I'm glad he's with you and everything, but... 219 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,444 I just miss him. 220 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,738 I miss him a lot. 221 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,959 And I know you got a lot on your plate, and... 222 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,420 [sighs] I know. I know. 223 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:25,299 Darkness makes the light shine brighter and everything, but... 224 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,011 it's extra dark right now... 225 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,140 and I'm having a really hard time seeing. 226 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,145 It almost feels like... 227 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,315 you're not even up there anymore. 228 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,153 But... [sighs] 229 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,823 I know that's totally impossible. [sniffles] 230 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,699 So... 231 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,453 I would really appreciate it... 232 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,621 [inhales] 233 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,791 ...if you could just show me the way. 234 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,794 Or at least just... just, you know, 235 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,838 nudge me in the right direction. 236 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,923 Or just... 237 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,385 Okay, what I'm trying to say is just... 238 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,470 just give me some sort of sign, 239 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:15,641 just let me know that I'm where I'm supposed to be, 240 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,977 where I need to be. [sniffles] 241 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,186 - [Chloe] Hey. - Yeah. 242 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,690 [sighs] Thank God you're here. We're gonna need your help. 243 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,525 - We'll be right back. - Okay. 244 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,193 - Okay? - Okay. 245 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:30,738 Thanks. 246 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:38,372 Hmm. Maybe I should run another sample through mass spec. 247 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,917 - [Chloe] Why? - Because this doesn't make any sense. 248 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,794 The report says that it's yeast. 249 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,546 Well, Remiel did love a hot tub. 250 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,756 Yeast, that is weird. 251 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,550 You know what? Give me a second. 252 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,720 Okay. 253 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,224 I know you said to just examine what's on the feather, but... 254 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,729 I can't help but do the math and... 255 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,315 I think I know what this is about, Lucifer. 256 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,693 You... you... you do? 257 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,402 Come on. 258 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,906 Ginormous mystery feather? 259 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,700 On the down-low investigation? 260 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,621 Lucifer, you have to know that you can trust me by now. 261 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,791 So tell me the truth. 262 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,588 You hit an emu with your car, didn't you? 263 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,151 - [Chloe] I think I got it. - I can't believe it. 264 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,886 They're six-feet tall and indigenous to Australia. He hit an... 265 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,681 Oh, I'll give you guys a second alone. 266 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,433 Yes, thank you, Miss Lopez. 267 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,518 [Ella and Lucifer sigh] 268 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:47,191 Okay. Remember TJ Ross, the fence who had Amenadiel's necklace? 269 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,394 The twerp who launched me across the room like an Angry Bird? How can I forget? 270 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,112 When I was working the dead med tech case, 271 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,198 I looked into the locations he operated out of, 272 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,200 and one of them was an abandoned beer factory. 273 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,659 A yeasty venue indeed. 274 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,287 What if Remiel was trying to tell us before Michael got there? 275 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,622 And he got to her first? 276 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,625 Maybe we can still get to TJ before Michael does. 277 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,167 It's been hours. 278 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,127 We have to go see. We have to try. 279 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,213 What if your siblings are there waiting for us? 280 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,296 [sighs] 281 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,800 Miss Lopez. 282 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,010 Yeah. 283 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,345 [chuckles] 284 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,389 Miss Lopez, might I trouble you for one last favor? 285 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,225 One hundred percent. 286 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,810 What do you need? 287 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,524 - ["Sabotage" by Emma Kern playing] - [vocalizes] 288 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:34,530 ♪ Take another hit But I'm already high ♪ 289 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,992 ♪ Told myself I wouldn't Why do I even try? ♪ 290 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,995 ♪ Here I go again... up my head ♪ 291 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,706 ♪ Staying home And getting stoned instead ♪ 292 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,293 ♪ I know that I shouldn't I can't prioritize... ♪ 293 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,879 [Mazikeen clears throat] 294 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,298 Hi. 295 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,092 Um... 296 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,804 I'm just waiting for somebody. 297 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,430 [clears throat] Yeah, I know. 298 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,517 You're waiting for me. I'm Steve. 299 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,690 Okay. 300 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,902 That explains why he wanted to meet at Lux. 301 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:19,616 And why I liked his wicked sense of humor. 302 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,620 So you're dating already? Cool. 303 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,872 Seriously? 304 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,499 You broke up with me, Maze. 305 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,419 Besides, you're Steve. So... 306 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,171 Yeah, but you didn't know that. 307 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,007 - I... - Okay, whatever. Point is... 308 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,842 [sighs] Um... 309 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,762 I've been thinking, 310 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,099 and I've decided. 311 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,063 I don't care if you die. 312 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,778 That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. 313 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,157 - [laughs] Wait, wait. - [gasps] 314 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,160 I'm just double-checking here. 315 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,495 That means you want to be with me, right? 316 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,959 Till the years are showing on your face... 317 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,630 and my strongest days are gone. 318 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,425 - Yes. - [laughs] 319 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,143 [grunting] 320 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,069 [shouting] 321 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,491 Well, well, well, TJ, you're quite the feisty human, aren't you? 322 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,992 Finally! Help us, brother. 323 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,036 This little cockroach won't let go! 324 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,788 [Michael] TJ. 325 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:51,458 If you know what's good for you, you will let go of the necklace. 326 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:55,128 - Over my dead body! - [grunting] 327 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,341 You know, the human makes a good point. 328 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,802 [chuckles] Father isn't here anymore, 329 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,305 which means the rules about not killing humans vanished with him. 330 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,393 If you wipe this one worthless soul out of existence... 331 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,853 I'll have everything I want. 332 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,398 [exhales] 333 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,149 [grunts] 334 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,779 [grunts] 335 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,325 - [groans] - [TJ snarls] 336 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,409 Michael. 337 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:31,957 [sighs] Sorry, but I can't do that. 338 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,755 [sighs] As good at cosplay as Miss Lopez is, 339 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,216 I never was as adept at subterfuge as my twin. 340 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,301 Lucifer! 341 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,721 Let's do this, shall we? 342 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,018 - [wings flap] - [both grunt] 343 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,394 [exhales] 344 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,730 Well... [clears throat] 345 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,690 That was gross... [groans] 346 00:21:56,773 --> 00:22:00,444 but I guess you need a strong stomach if you're gonna be God. [chuckles] 347 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,112 Is this the God you want? 348 00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:05,115 A God who slaughters the innocent for his own selfish gain? 349 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,951 [chuckles] Humans are the selfish ones! 350 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,536 They're animals! 351 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,619 They don't matter. 352 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,415 What about Remiel? What about our sister? 353 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,625 Does it matter to you that Michael murdered her? 354 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,793 That can't be true. 355 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,422 Michael? 356 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,760 I did what I had to. 357 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,430 Sometimes sacrifices have to be made for the greater good. 358 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,600 Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that. 359 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,352 - [gunshot] - [shouts] 360 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,772 [panting] 361 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,483 Well, hello, Chloe. 362 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,611 You do know bullets can't hurt me, right? 363 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,655 Wasn't supposed to hurt you. 364 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,407 [wings flap] 365 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,576 - It was supposed to distract you. - [Raziel gasps] 366 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,079 [exhales] 367 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,088 [Linda] Okay. All right. Watch this. 368 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,799 Ready? 369 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,426 Okay. 370 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,971 - [Charlie babbles] - [Linda] Did you see that? 371 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,517 - [hesitates] - [Linda] Did you see that? 372 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,476 I mean... 373 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,270 He falls all the time, Amenadiel. 374 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,023 Twice as much as the other kids in the baby group. 375 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,400 Okay. Okay, so, 376 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,737 this occupational therapist/mom/influencer that I follow on Instagram 377 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,697 who sponsors a blog, says that we... 378 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,242 - Maybe what we should do, Linda, - [gasps] 379 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:33,120 is just let Charlie figure it out for himself. Yeah? 380 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:36,706 You mean, we should just let him hurt himself? 381 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,292 I don't think I can do that. 382 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,294 How could... How could you do that? 383 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,464 [chuckles] We're not signing him up for cage fighting, Linda. 384 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,926 Falling is how humans learn. It's how I learned. 385 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,930 Look, I... I lost my wings, my powers. 386 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,599 I fell again and again. 387 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,768 You know? 388 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,061 And getting back up... 389 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,022 [sighs] 390 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:05,068 ...well, that was the most empowering experience of my life. 391 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,030 Yeah. I'll make a chart. 392 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:14,286 I'm gonna log every time you fall, Charlie, and see if there's a pattern. 393 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:18,039 Then I can slide into the mom-fluencer's DMs and see if she has any ideas. 394 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,501 - [cell phone vibrates] - Yeah. [chuckles] Hello. 395 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:23,962 [chuckles] 396 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:29,926 What? 397 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,178 No. 398 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:33,846 [hesitates] 399 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,268 [Linda] Amenadiel, what happened? 400 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:41,937 [sighs] 401 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,751 [Lucifer sighs] 402 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,128 I can't believe Remi is gone. 403 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,296 She... 404 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,718 She died like she would have wanted. She died a warrior. 405 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,554 It doesn't matter how she died. She's still dead! 406 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,098 Dad and his mysterious ways. 407 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,267 If he'd just chosen a successor, we wouldn't be here. 408 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,853 Remiel would still be alive, Dan wouldn't be in Hell. 409 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:26,358 Father didn't give us the answers, Lucy, because he wanted us to find our own way. 410 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,069 - Oh, even if it means dying? - Yes! 411 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,863 Yes, Lucy. 412 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,992 You have to risk falling if you wanna fly. 413 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,079 Dad had faith in us. 414 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:42,415 - That's why he gave us choice. - [Lucifer] Well, he shouldn't have. 415 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,711 I had the choice to save everything and everyone I care about, but I didn't. 416 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,963 I chose wrong. 417 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,923 Michael is going to be God 418 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,801 because I didn't have the balls to kill a two-bit fence 419 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,554 who wound up dying anyway. 420 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,516 And now, who knows how many other people are gonna die because of my... 421 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,102 cowardice? 422 00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:05,188 It's not cowardly to save a life. 423 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,651 It's not cowardly to fight for a single soul. 424 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,737 We owe it to Remiel. We owe it to Dan. 425 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,365 We are the ones still standing. 426 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,577 We are the ones that have to fight. 427 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,371 [scoffs] Metaphorically for you, of course, 428 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,332 because our siblings are invulnerable. 429 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,419 - You'd be powerless against them. - [Mazikeen] She won't be powerless. 430 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:30,755 Here. 431 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,090 You can have Stabby. 432 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,761 Thank you, Maze. [sighs] 433 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,974 I'm just not sure I know how to use this. 434 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,476 It's okay. I figured a way around that. 435 00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:45,812 You're not fighting! 436 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:49,149 Dan died because of me, Lucifer. 437 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,232 I am fighting. 438 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,735 You are not fight... 439 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:52,818 I am fighting! 440 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,741 Fine. 441 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,954 Fine. Well, even if we had a dozen demon blades, 442 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:06,499 it's still the four of us against a literal army of angels. 443 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,919 I think I might have an idea how we can get our own army. 444 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,049 You don't mean... 445 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:17,469 They're the best chance we've got. What do you think, Maze? 446 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,262 [Mazikeen] Hey, I'm all in. 447 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,222 Let's kill a bunch of angels. 448 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,766 [Amenadiel] No, Mazikeen! 449 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,394 Now, if we're gonna do this, there will be no killing. 450 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,895 They're our family. 451 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,148 You wanna tie another hand behind our backs? 452 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,317 Fight a war like a bunch of wussies? 453 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,235 It's not cowardly... 454 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,030 to save a single life. 455 00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:40,033 ["New Blood" by Zayde Wølf playing] 456 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:43,703 Fine. Whatever. 457 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,247 At least we'll all die together. 458 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:51,670 Well, off that optimism, Dad gave us the power of choice. 459 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:55,298 What say we make one last spectacularly bad one? 460 00:27:55,382 --> 00:28:00,887 ♪ I'm looking for new blood ♪ 461 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:06,393 ♪ I'm looking for new blood ♪ 462 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:15,777 - ["Dark Things" by Adona playing] - ♪ I've done dark things ♪ 463 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:24,452 ♪ In these shadows ♪ 464 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:30,792 ♪ All that I crave... ♪ 465 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,588 [Chloe] Huh. So, this is where he wants to hold the vote. 466 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,424 It's, uh, quaint. 467 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,175 For what it's worth, 468 00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,345 there's no one else I'd rather do this with. 469 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,057 [wings flap] 470 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,060 Where's Maze? 471 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,645 And our reinforcements? 472 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,523 Well, it's taking a little bit longer than expected. 473 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,734 [sighs] 474 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,528 Right. Well, we'll just have to stall. 475 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,292 This really is a family affair, isn't it? 476 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,378 You actually showed up. Look at that. 477 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,506 You ready to bend the knee, brother? 478 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,718 Yes, Michael, we... 479 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,097 [sighs] Listen, we accept you as our new God. 480 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,557 [Michael] Do you? 481 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,769 [chuckles] I wanna hear from him. 482 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,937 The one who doesn't lie. 483 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,064 Of course, brother. 484 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,110 You are... 485 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:41,654 God... 486 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,031 [sighs] 487 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,325 ...awful! 488 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:48,536 [chuckles] I mean, what on Earth are you wearing? 489 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,871 Is winter coming or something? 490 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,625 Very funny, Lucifer. Very, very funny. [laughs] 491 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,308 Why do you have to fight the inevitable? 492 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,420 It's the only way I know how to fight. 493 00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:00,673 I demand a vote! 494 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,842 [laughs] Seriously? 495 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:05,386 All right, fine. 496 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:09,015 Fine! Who here is not voting for me? 497 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,024 I said, is anyone here not voting for me? 498 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,234 [sighs] 499 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,326 Well, that's it. That's your speech, is it? 500 00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:30,453 I think I've said all I need to. 501 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,665 [scoffs] Typical Michael. All fear and no substance. 502 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:36,000 - [huffs] - [Lucifer] Brothers and sisters, 503 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,712 I know what you all desire. 504 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,633 And I know it's not me as God. 505 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:48,179 But I also know you don't want him either. 506 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:52,058 So you have a difficult decision to make. 507 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:55,228 Everyone knows what Michael's all about. Fear. 508 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:58,356 He's using it now by threatening you with the Flaming Sword. 509 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:00,732 But me... 510 00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:05,446 I'm gonna try and convince you with the truth. 511 00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:11,786 I'm gonna tell you the real reason I want to be God. 512 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,750 [Zadkiel] I know why Lucifer wants the throne. 513 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:19,793 He told me. 514 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:25,508 And it's for love, of all things. [chuckling] 515 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,803 - [sighs] - [all laughing] 516 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:33,850 [laughing continues] 517 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,811 I never thought I'd hear it. Love. 518 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,066 The best reason one could have. 519 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,449 Lucifer has my support. 520 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,118 He is worthy. 521 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,453 Who's with me? 522 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,051 Thank you. 523 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,239 Oh, I really thought that was gonna be a whole thing. 524 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,492 [sighs] "A" for effort though, Zadkiel. 525 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:36,079 Well, looks like we have the numbers. 526 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:39,707 Consider the vote complete and me... 527 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:45,505 God! 528 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,433 God! 529 00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,309 [bird tweets] 530 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,229 Oh, come on! 531 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,609 I thought there'd be a little some-some, a flash of lightning, maybe, unless... 532 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:10,029 I... I thought Dad said we were choosing. 533 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,867 Maybe it has to be unanimous. 534 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,079 Right. Right. [chuckles] 535 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:22,500 Well, if it has to be unanimous, there's only one way to make that happen. 536 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:25,128 Get rid of all the opposing votes. 537 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,256 [Lucifer] Wait. 538 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,466 - Mom never liked you. - Thank you. 539 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,260 [huffs] Where is Maze? 540 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,053 Any minute now, Lucy. I'm sure of it. 541 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,856 [Chloe] What are we gonna do? 542 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,067 Can you hear that? 543 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,696 [humming] Can't touch this. 544 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,657 Can't touch what? 545 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,453 - ♪ Can't touch this ♪ - [all humming] 546 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,955 - ♪ Can't touch this ♪ - [humming continues] 547 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,915 ♪ My, my, my, my ♪ 548 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,709 ♪ Music hits me so hard ♪ 549 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:06,377 ♪ Gets me saying, "Oh, my Lord!" ♪ 550 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,962 ♪ Thank you for blessing me ♪ 551 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,726 ♪ With a mind to rhyme and two fly feet ♪ 552 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:11,549 ♪ It feels good When you know you're down ♪ 553 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:13,301 ♪ A super-fly homeboy From the Oak town ♪ 554 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,761 ♪ And I'm known as such ♪ 555 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,846 ♪ And this is a beat That you can't touch ♪ 556 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:19,348 [humming] 557 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,767 That's gotta be Dad, right? 558 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,852 [Lucifer] Yeah, yeah, no, no, she's right! 559 00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:25,730 God must be here making us sing! Dad has returned! 560 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:28,566 - [Gabriel chuckles] - All right. All right, stop! 561 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:30,526 ♪ Hammer time! Oh-oh-oh! ♪ 562 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,488 No, no, I mean stop this... this nonsense! 563 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,325 You're obviously just stalling. 564 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,577 - [sighs] - [Mazikeen] Lucifer! 565 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,495 Finally! 566 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:53,049 [in Lilim] At my command, brothers and sisters! 567 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,510 [in English] That is so sexy. 568 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:56,594 Not now. 569 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:57,678 Right. Of course. 570 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,972 [clears throat] But definitely later. 571 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:01,766 [singer vocalizing] 572 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:08,022 ♪ She is fire, she is fire ♪ 573 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,358 [Michael] Very cute. A little demon army. 574 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,069 But you still don't stand a chance. 575 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,914 [inhales] You might wanna ask your girlfriend to leave, 576 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,249 or she's gonna get hurt. 577 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,459 I was just gonna say the same thing to you. 578 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,796 [laughs] Chloe, how many times do we have to go through this? 579 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,881 Your bullets can't hurt me. 580 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,551 - [grunting] - [groaning] 581 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:41,347 Turns out melting down one demon blade makes a lot of bullets. 582 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,431 [kisses] 583 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,392 [Lucifer] So you see, dear brother, 584 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:47,270 we're more evenly matched than you anticipated. 585 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:52,608 Now, I know you want to avoid bloodshed amongst our siblings, as do I. 586 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:57,572 So... why don't we just, uh... 587 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,407 you know, shed each other's? 588 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:01,742 Mano a mano? 589 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,830 Or ala a ala? Which means wing to wing in Latin... 590 00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:07,540 Got it, yes, thank you. 591 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,958 And precisely. 592 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,377 I win, Godhood is mine. 593 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,839 You win, you have my full support, 594 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:18,426 and I'll crawl back to Hell like a good little Devil. 595 00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:23,723 When I win, you won't be crawling anywhere. 596 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,851 This is to the death. 597 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,107 So be it. 598 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,696 - [all gasping] - [Michael] Ahh! 599 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,365 I have the Flaming Sword. 600 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,951 - You don't stand a... - [grunting] 601 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:55,213 - Lucifer's losing. - Zadkiel, he has to do this on his own. 602 00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:58,633 - [Michael chuckles] - [grunts] 603 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,051 [grunts] 604 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,265 Brother, can I borrow your staff for a moment? 605 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,142 Lucifer! 606 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,358 - [grunts] - [cackles] 607 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:19,070 Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! My brother has a stick, whatever shall I do? 608 00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:20,196 [both grunt] 609 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,745 That staff is all that remains of the Tree of Life. 610 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:28,828 I know. 611 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,499 And I can't think of a better use for it. 612 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,292 Than for a lost cause? 613 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:36,170 No, we have Michael right where we want him. 614 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,132 [grunting] 615 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,929 - Ha! - [grunts] 616 00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,435 [Lucifer shouts] 617 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,521 [snarls] 618 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,316 [grunting] 619 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:11,289 [Michael shouting] 620 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:15,960 [wings flap] 621 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,713 [grunts, panting] 622 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,674 Goodbye, brother. [yells] 623 00:38:22,174 --> 00:38:25,177 [grunting] 624 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:32,143 Oh, ho-ho-ho! You're never gonna take this sword from me, brother. 625 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:35,104 [laughs] Dear brother, that was never part of the plan. 626 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:36,897 - Plan? - Now! 627 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,734 - No, no, no! - Get the blade, Lucifer! 628 00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:41,694 [Michael shouts] 629 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,119 - [laughs] - [wings flap] 630 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:55,207 Azrael. 631 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,543 With the Angel of Death at our side, I can't lose. 632 00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,086 I'm sorry, Lu. 633 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,715 No... [gasps] 634 00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,175 [panting] I got it! 635 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,844 - Chloe! - [Chloe screams] 636 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,888 Chloe! 637 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:14,226 [Chloe groaning, gasps] 638 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,064 - [sighs] - [Mazikeen sobbing] 639 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,608 [Amenadiel] Maze, hold. 640 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,777 Okay, hold. The plan! 641 00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:25,738 The plan has gone to shit. 642 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:29,533 No! No, no, no! No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 643 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,827 [sobbing] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 644 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,747 This is all my fault. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry. 645 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,582 [sobbing] It's not your fault. 646 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:37,750 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 647 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,711 [Chloe panting] No, stop. Lucifer. 648 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,671 Lucifer... 649 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:45,633 we make our own choices. 650 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:49,970 - I chose to be here. And Dan... - [whimpers] 651 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:57,853 [shuddering] What happened to Dan is... is not my fault. 652 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,441 And this is not your fault. 653 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,028 It's not your fault. 654 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:10,282 I love you. 655 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,576 - [Lucifer] No. - I love you. 656 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:16,163 [sobbing] No, no, no, no, no, no! 657 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,877 No! No! 658 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,963 [continues sobbing] 659 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,428 I told you she should leave. 660 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:35,182 And good news is sounds like she made peace with her guilt. 661 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,017 I bet she made it to Heaven. 662 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:42,606 I guess that means you'll never see her again. 663 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,693 I mean, you really should have taken my offer. 664 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,778 [panting] 665 00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:52,908 This isn't... this isn't right. 666 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:56,162 This isn't right. It's not her time. 667 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:58,664 Wh... what are you babbling about? 668 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,499 I'm gonna get her back! 669 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,585 [chuckles] Lucifer, come on! 670 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:05,379 Your banishment. You'll die if you try to go to Heaven. 671 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:09,884 So be it. 672 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,232 Maze. Hold! 673 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,318 [panting] 674 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:30,946 [in Lilim] Fight! 675 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,283 [all yelling] 676 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,460 [in English] Let's go. 677 00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:46,921 ♪ What will it be? ♪ 678 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,509 [birds chirping] 679 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,642 Mmm! 680 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,189 Just as good as I remember it. 681 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,317 Egg sandwiches. A Decker family tradition. 682 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,362 [Chloe] So good. 683 00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:12,780 [sighs] 684 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:16,867 Dad, this is so nice. 685 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,077 Yeah, monkey. 686 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,496 - [loud whooshing] - It sure... 687 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:22,873 ...is. 688 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,542 [Chloe] Is that normal? 689 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,545 [dad] Not as far as I know. I'm sure it's fine. 690 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:28,628 It's Heaven. 691 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:32,299 - [explosion] - [rocks shatter] 692 00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:39,431 [gasping, panting] 693 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,683 [coughs] 694 00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:45,104 [grunting] 695 00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:47,481 [panting] 696 00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:03,122 - [Lee] Man, you don't look so good. - [continues panting] 697 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,044 Mr. Said Out Bitch? 698 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:11,880 That's impossible. 699 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:14,133 Says the dude that just fell out of the sky. 700 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,216 [Lucifer gasps] 701 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,138 Why am I not burning to a crisp? 702 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:23,601 [exhales] I should be ashes by now. 703 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:29,523 I'll be damned. The ring. 704 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,485 Lilith's immortality has protected me. 705 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,279 [shudders] 706 00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,240 Though not for long, it seems. 707 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:40,826 Okay, I don't know what the fork any of that means, 708 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:43,203 but you look like you could use a hand. 709 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:45,831 [Lucifer grunting] 710 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:47,207 - [panting] - [grunts] 711 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,500 [Lucifer coughs] 712 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,422 The last time I saw you, you were... you were in Hell. 713 00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:55,674 Did I fly in the wrong bloody direction? 714 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,384 Nope, you're in the right place. 715 00:43:57,468 --> 00:44:00,721 This is Heaven. Or at least, one of its many rooms. 716 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,973 I'm still trying to get the lay of the land. 717 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,643 I hear they have a room made entirely out of cotton candy. 718 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,311 No, no, no, that's impossible. 719 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:12,399 No soul has ever made it up here from there. 720 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:16,570 I don't know about that, but I know I took your advice. 721 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,490 I faced my family. My guilt. 722 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,910 You went through the door. 723 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,662 Yep, finally. 724 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,830 And boom, Heaven! 725 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:30,250 - [both laugh] - Heaven. 726 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,503 [inhales] Heaven! 727 00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:35,214 [exhales] The detective. 728 00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:39,218 Hey, don't worry, she's here. Come on. 729 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:41,261 What... what are you doing? 730 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,889 - Hey, you helped me. - [gulps] 731 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,015 Let me help you. 732 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:47,976 There we go. 733 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:51,522 - Wait, come on, Dad! Come on. Tell me! - [laughing] 734 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:54,650 I'm serious. Your mother's face was completely purple. 735 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,403 She forgot she had the Althea makeup on. 736 00:44:57,486 --> 00:45:00,072 And no one in the PTA was brave enough to tell her... 737 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,324 [Lucifer] Detective! Detective! 738 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:04,451 Thank you. Thank you. 739 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:06,953 Lucifer. 740 00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:09,914 Lucifer! 741 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,250 What... 742 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:14,837 Lucifer. 743 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,297 What are you doing here? 744 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,383 [panting] I've come to get you. 745 00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:22,886 It's not your time. You need to come back. 746 00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:27,683 Oh, that's right. The... 747 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,895 - The... the war, and... - Yes. 748 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,689 ...and I left Trixie... 749 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,442 - and my friends and... - Yeah. 750 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,277 ...I left you. 751 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,778 - Yes. - But... but... 752 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,825 my Dad's here, and I can't... I can't lose him again. 753 00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:48,871 It's okay. I'm not going anywhere. 754 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,375 But it sounds like some people could use your help, Detective Decker. 755 00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:57,463 - Thanks, Dad. - [breathing shakily] 756 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,717 - Okay. Wait! How do we get back? - [gasps] 757 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,970 [Lucifer] I'm not sure we can. 758 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:08,766 I'm afraid there's not enough power left for the both of us. 759 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,351 No, I'm not going without you. What are you talking about? 760 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,644 [Lucifer] You have to. 761 00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:15,939 You have to. 762 00:46:17,649 --> 00:46:19,735 The world still needs you, Chloe Decker. 763 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,321 - No, you don't have to do that! - [grunts, pants] 764 00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:26,200 I know. I know I don't have to. 765 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:29,328 I choose to. 766 00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:31,078 What? 767 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:35,959 I choose you, Chloe. 768 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,838 Because... [shouts] 769 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:42,800 - [gasping] - [fire crackling] 770 00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:52,434 I choose you because... 771 00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:56,355 I love you. 772 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,862 [Chloe] Lucifer. Lucifer! 773 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,823 [heartbeat thumping] 774 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,617 [gasps] 775 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:11,078 [panting] 776 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:14,832 [groans] 777 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,967 - [shouts] - [slashes] 778 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:26,051 [groans] 779 00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:28,637 - [yells] - [grunts] 780 00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,348 - [gunshot] - [grunts] 781 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,308 - [gunshot] - [grunts] 782 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,853 - [gunshot] - [grunts] 783 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:36,979 Whoo! 784 00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,065 [angels grunt] 785 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,609 [groaning] 786 00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:51,577 [coughs] 787 00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:56,874 Huh. [gasps] 788 00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:58,749 [scoffs] 789 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:01,962 [Michael huffs] No way. 790 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,380 He did it. 791 00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:07,009 He actually brought you back. [chuckles] 792 00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:11,471 - Just so I could kill you again. - [whimpers] 793 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,641 [grunting] 794 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,696 [chuckles] 795 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:30,866 Goodbye, Detective. 796 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:32,951 Oh! 797 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,711 - [shouts] - [grunts] 798 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:46,381 [gasps] 799 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:49,009 [Chloe grunts] 800 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:54,932 [both grunting] 801 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:56,975 [Chloe shouts] 802 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:02,272 [shouts] You took the man I love from me! 803 00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:04,232 [panting] 804 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:06,151 Do it. Do it! 805 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,656 [Lucifer] Detective! 806 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,741 [shuddering] 807 00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:33,553 [gasping] 808 00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:36,723 This isn't you, Chloe. 809 00:49:42,437 --> 00:49:43,522 [grunts] 810 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,445 - [gasps, sighs] - [Michael gasping] 811 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:55,492 - [coughs] - [gasps] 812 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,460 Bend the knee, brother. 813 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,629 To the death, right? 814 00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:30,736 [screams] 815 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,361 No more killing. 816 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:35,991 [Michael gasping] 817 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:44,291 In my time here on Earth, I've learned everyone deserves a second chance. 818 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:45,375 Even me. 819 00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:49,171 Even you, Michael. 820 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,050 Lucifer, how? 821 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,343 I don't know. I... 822 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,554 ["And So It Begins" by Klergy playing] 823 00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:02,726 ♪ You ♪ 824 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:05,437 ♪ Knew this day would come ♪ 825 00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:12,652 ♪ And you aren't the only one ♪ 826 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,738 ♪ And so it begins ♪ 827 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:24,206 ♪ And so it, and so it begins ♪ 828 00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:30,045 ♪ And so it begins ♪ 829 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:40,013 ♪ And so it begins ♪ 830 00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,520 Oh, my me! 831 00:51:47,305 --> 00:52:47,470 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org59111

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