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♪
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♪ Damn this is torture ♪
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♪ Don't stop here,
this is your sign ♪
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh, ho, ho!
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Sarah! You're here early.
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You know I have cameras
all over this place.
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Just kidding. Or am I?
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Okay. Um...
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♪ You feel so nice ♪
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♪ Ain't no left turns everything's right ♪
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[knocking on door]
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Hey, guys.
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Uh, Benji, your mom
made a lemon icebox pie.
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Be right down.
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[keyboard keys clicking]
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Aw, you're using Nana's throw.
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Benji's grandmother made that for him
right before she died.
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Really? It's, uh...
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It's soft.
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♪
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♪ You feel so nice ♪
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♪ Ain't no left turns,
everything's right ♪
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♪ Boy, FYI ♪
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BENJI:
Victor, how are your hands on my face
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and my butt at the same time?
What?
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[all chattering, exclaiming]
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[crashing]
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Sorry. Benji, I, uh, I didn't,
I didn't realize that was you.
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But you know, to be fair,
you and Lake have identical butts.
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Oh.
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A huge compliment.
Thanks.
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Benji and I have been having
a hard time finding privacy.
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Same! Lake and I are constantly
getting interrupted.
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If that rabbi tells us that the
synagogue lawn is "private property"
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one more time...
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Well, my family has a cabin
at Lake Lanier.
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Why don't we all go up
this weekend?
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We could swim, or hike,
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or, uh... whatever.
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Sounds amazing.
Yeah, I just gotta check my cal.
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Oh. Well, I synced our cals,
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and we are wide open.
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[bell rings]
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Well, come on, butt twin.
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We gotta go tank a chem test.
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[chuckles]
Bye!
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[door opens]
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[both sigh]
I got a question.
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You and Benji...
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How do I ask this like a gentleman?
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We haven't had sex yet.
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We've done everything else, though.
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A lot of really,
really good "everything else."
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Same! I...
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Lake has been wanting
to take things slow.
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Which I totally respect.
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I mean, she talks a big game,
but deep down,
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she is pruder than my
Aunt Barbara.
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Yeah. You know, it's just
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I just kind of want our first time
to be special, you know?
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And it's so hard to find privacy.
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But nothing sounds more private
than a secluded lake house.
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I can't believe we're gonna be
losing our virginities together.
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You know, we're gonna be bone brothers.
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Yeah, okay. Don't, don't call us that.
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[door opens]
Deflowered dudes?
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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be all right ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be just fine ♪
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♪ If someone has been there before,
say it right now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪
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♪
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Hello! Hello. Hi. Hi.
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What's with the dumb smile?
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Is that a weed scone?
'Cause it's eight in the morning.
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Tyler made it.
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He took me to watch the sun rise
over Piedmont Park this morning.
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Okay. Damn.
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College guy is romantic as balls.
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I could listen to him talk
about his art projects forever.
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The boy does seem to talk
a lot about his art.
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Oh, my God, wait.
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You should totally bring him
to Benji's cabin this weekend!
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I mean, everyone's going.
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You think?
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I mean, we've only been out
a couple times.
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I mean, Andrew is bringing Lucy.
Would that be weird?
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I don't know.
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I mean, he's with Lucy now,
and I'm excited about Tyler.
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Well, great. I will tell Benji.
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Wait, are you and Felix
gonna do it this weekend?
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[bell rings]
Um...
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Maybe. Yeah, I mean,
I haven't really thought about it.
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You have a whole "losing your virginity"
Pinterest board.
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LAKE: I mean, yeah,
I have thought about it.
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But yeah, I don't know
if it's really the right vibe.
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You know, a bunch of sweaty,
hornedup teenagers
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drinking room temp beer in the woods?
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No.
Cabins are so romantic.
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I mean, there's lying under the stars
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with your favorite person,
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and thinking about how small
you actually are, and...
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Okay, I'm trying this.
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Thank you very much. Bye!
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[bell rings]
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[birds chirping]
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Good morning.
Good morning.
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Hey, uh, can I talk to you
about something really quick?
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[door closes]
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You guys ready to spend
the weekend at my place?
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I got the Scrabble board all set up!
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How many points for "kill me now?"
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Um, actually, II was just
about to tell Mom,
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uh, Benji invited us all
to his cabin for the night,
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and I really want to go.
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Uh, okay. Uh, we'll hang out
next weekend. [chuckles]
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Armando.
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Don't you think we should
talk about this in private?
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Yes! Discuss it privately.
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Maybe in the bedroom,
over a nice glass of vino?
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He watched The Parent Trap,
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so now he thinks he can trick us
into getting back together.
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There will be no vino.
It is 10:00 a. m.,
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and it's not a major holiday.
Go, and get ready for Papi's.
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Mom, there's nothing to discuss.
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I understand you don't like the idea
of me going away with Benji.
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But that's not a good reason
for you to ruin this for me.
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Damn. Gay Victor has way
bigger balls than straight Victor.
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Your father said yes.
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So go.
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Thanks.
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And thank you, Papi.
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Sure.
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♪ "Parents House"
by Kid Bloom playing ♪
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Wow. This place is insane.
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Benji, are you lowkey rich?
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I make twelve dollars an hour
at Brasstown coffee.
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But my grandpa invented this
nondamaging straightening iron
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so
Oh, my God. Can you thank him for me?
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VICTOR:
This place is amazing.
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I know. Can you imagine
the birdwatching here?
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I don't know what I'm more excited about
the birds or the sex.
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♪ Baby, every night ♪
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Pretty great, right?
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My family's had it forever.
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I'm really excited we're here.
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Me, too.
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[Victor chuckles]
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[exhales]
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[shower water running]
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[sighs]
Okay...
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Hey, Simon.
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You said I could talk to you
about anything.
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So, I think that I'm gonna
have sex with Benji
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for the first time tonight,
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and I was wondering
if you're around to chat.
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[phone bloops]
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Uh, hey, babe?
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Do you guys have WiFi here?
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No service. No WiFi.
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And it takes a second, but...
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it actually feels really great
to just... disconnect.
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[sighs]
Feels great already.
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♪ "Feverish"
by MPAX x Carolena playing ♪
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TYLER:
One time I went into the studio
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to work for twenty minutes before lunch,
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and next thing I know,
the sun is coming up.
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I'm like that, too.
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Like, when I'm in the zone,
the hours just, like, fly by.
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Umhmm.
I started getting into
painting recently.
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I'm currently in a water color phase.
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Oh. Cute.
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I'm working on this new photo series
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where I'm taking pictures of my hand.
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Right, you mentioned that this morning.
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It's gonna be close ups of my hands,
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holding all these different objects
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from throughout my life.
[car clunking]
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You know, rattles, bottles...
Is your car usually this loud?
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No. But I don't really take her
on road trips much.
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[clunking, rattling]
Tyler, I think you should stop.
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Okay, yeah, it's, um... yeah.
Yeah.
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[Mia sighs]
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It's okay. I have a spare.
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Great.
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I hate to ask, but do you think
you could change it?
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I just don't want to mess with my hands
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right in the middle of my photo series.
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I'll be your tire wingman
every step of the way.
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[chuckles] Uh, sure.
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TYLER:
Thanks.
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[knocking on door]
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Isa?
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[door closes]
Oh, look who it is! The good cop.
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[sighs]
Adrian forgot his turtle.
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He really loves that thing.
Yeah.
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I heard him talking to her the other day
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about how they were gonna
get married one day. [laughs]
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She's not there.
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[gasps]
What?
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I must have forgotten to close it
when I fed her this morning.
[exhales sharply]
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I can't believe I lost his future bride!
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I mean, I don't think
we should normalize that.
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Well, she's gotta be around.
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Her species isn't known for speed, right?
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Here, Heather!
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BENJI:
Wow, Victor.
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You know, I promise you, today's TikToks
will still be there tomorrow.
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[chuckles] Sorry.
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[door opens]
ANDREW: Yo!
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[laughs]
Hello, hello.
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ALL: Hey.
LUCY: Hey, what's up?
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Benji, this place is legit!
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We are definitely doing it on
a bearskin rug this weekend.
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LUCY:
Oh, my God. Gross, Andrew.
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Bedrooms are down the hall.
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Thank you.
Okay.
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You know, there's a sexy rug
in our room, too.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, but we'll barely
even be in there, right?
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We'll just be hanging out
with everyone else all night.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go freshen up.
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Hey.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
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Uh, I just told my parents
I'd let them know when we got here,
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and I don't want them
to freak out on me.
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Oh, well, the general store has service.
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It's ten minutes into town.
I'll walk with you.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I can go with. Uh, Lake actually needs
some bug spray.
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You know those mosquitoes
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can't resist, uh, her delicate veins.
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Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah.
We'll be right back.
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Just stay here and host.
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Let's go.
Yeah.
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Confession: I don't need bug spray.
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I just need to talk.
One virgin to another.
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Yeah, what's up?
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[sighs] This whole trip
was supposed to be about
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me spending some alone time with Lake.
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Now she's acting all weird about it.
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And I get wanting to take things slow,
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but I'm starting to wonder if
she's just not that into me.
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Like, physically.
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Felix, that's not true.
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Must be so much simpler with two guys.
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Uh, don't be so sure.
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Are you stressed about
having sex with Benji?
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It's just Benji's had sex before.
253
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,841
And I have no idea what I'm doing.
254
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,432
Like, when it's two guys,
255
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,258
how do you know
who's supposed to do what?
256
00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:04,221
[sighs]
I don't know. It's just...
257
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,934
Straight people grow up
258
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,354
seeing other straight people
have sex in movies.
259
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,063
I didn't have that.
260
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,363
Unless you count porn,
261
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,146
which is usually really fast,
262
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,860
and grunty, and they're always named Cade.
263
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,200
Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I know Cade.
264
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,155
Yeah, he does straight porn, too.
265
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,115
[sighs] I just...
266
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,655
really needed a gay person
to talk me through this.
267
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,868
SIMON [on voicemail]:
You've reached Simon.
Leave a message.
268
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,502
[voicemail beeps]
[sighs]
269
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,578
Hey, Simon.
270
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,504
Uh, sorry about all the texts.
271
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:36,884
And the DMs, and now this voicemail.
272
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,892
But if you could give me a call back
within the next ten minutes
273
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,255
and tell me everything I could possibly
need to know
274
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,892
about gay sex,
275
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,769
that would be great.
[chuckles]
276
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,227
Oh, this is Victor, by the way.
277
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,649
Hope you're well.
278
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:52,727
[phone beeps]
279
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,688
[cash register dings]
280
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,159
ANDREW:
What up, lover boy?
281
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,492
Dah, who am I kidding?
282
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,492
Ah, sexual health.
283
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,664
So important. Underfunded in schools.
Yeah. [laughs]
284
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:11,123
So, you and Lucy
have a very robust sex life.
285
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,004
Sure.
Lake and I do, too.
286
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,592
You know, ss not, well, you know,
not yet, but we...
287
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,838
We will one day.
288
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,430
So you and Lake haven't...
You know...
289
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:24,005
You probably won't understand
'cause you're gorgeous, but, uh,
290
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,432
I'm just, I'm starting
to wonder if Lake is
291
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,681
All right, man. You need to relax.
292
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,444
Stressed and desperate are not turnons.
293
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,805
You have to be... confident.
294
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,193
Well, stressed and desperate
is my resting state.
295
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:38,940
All right, look.
Sex is scary for everyone the first time.
296
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,864
I think the key is accepting
297
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,783
that some moments will forever live on
298
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,281
in the sexual blooper reel of our lives.
299
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,244
If you're with the right person,
300
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,414
doesn't matter.
301
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,043
Well, that's how it was for me, anyway.
302
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,046
Oh, and grooming is no longer
just for the ladies,
303
00:13:57,045 --> 00:14:00,585
so, if downtown Felix
looks anything like uptown Felix...
304
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,800
Tidy up.
305
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:09,851
♪
306
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,056
FELIX:
I know we don't like Andrew,
307
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,232
but he just gave me
some surprisingly sweet,
308
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,361
and very specific sex advice.
309
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,491
Well, congratulations.
310
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,159
I'm sorry.
I'm just really freaked out right now.
311
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,326
Victor, everything is gonna be fine.
312
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:29,695
All right? From the words of a sex god,
stressed is not a turn on.
313
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,953
You just need to relax.
314
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,544
And how exactly do you suggest
I do that?
315
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,960
ANDREW:
Yo! You nerds ready to get loose?
316
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,419
I got vodka.
317
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:41,049
♪
318
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,223
[sighs] Okay, uh,
319
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,393
I, I finished taking off the lug nuts.
What do I do next?
320
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,518
Tyler!
321
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,811
[camera winding]
322
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,023
Tyler!
323
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,490
Sorry. There's a really pretty
beetle on top of this pile of shit.
324
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:05,106
The juxtaposition between
beauty and filth,
325
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,823
it's just, it's
What do I do after the lug nuts, Tyler?
326
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:09,954
[Mia exhales]
327
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,791
ISABEL:
You should go home.
328
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,869
You're missing your
whole weekend with the kids.
329
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,964
ARMANDO: I am not
going back there without a turtle.
330
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,800
That little boy's already
on the brink.
331
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,955
Who isn't?
332
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,224
Look, I know you're mad at me for
letting Victor go to the lake with Benji,
333
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,847
but I want him to know that I support him.
334
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,505
That's what they tell us to do
at my PFLAG meetings.
335
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,894
You know what?
I'm really impressed with you.
336
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,601
How you're handling all of this.
337
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,311
A lot of guys would get
all weird and machista,
338
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,771
but you're really trying.
339
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:41,441
Okay. All right. [laughs]
I'm serious.
340
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,441
Who would have thunk that
the 17yearold tough guy
341
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,244
walking around school
with his little goatee,
342
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,909
listening to Naughty By Nature
on his Walkman
343
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,698
would turn out to be such a caring
and sensitive father?
344
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,246
I love me some Naughty By Nature.
345
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,422
Whew. You are...
346
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,709
lapping me at dealing with this, Mando.
347
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,130
You'll get there.
348
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,760
Yeah, I, I know you will.
349
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,388
Thank you.
350
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,113
Hmm. We should look for the turtle.
351
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,824
Yeah.
352
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,357
ANDREW:
Let me see that.
353
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,702
Delish.
354
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,697
[sighs] Uh, hey, can I have some more?
355
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,830
Thanks.
356
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,043
[liquid pouring]
357
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,288
Pace yourself.
358
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,825
I'll be fine. [laughs]
359
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,804
I hope Mia's okay.
She should be here by now.
360
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,465
[sighs]
Let's play a drinking game. Huh?
361
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,795
Ooh, let's play something where
we can get Benji naked.
362
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,429
Or we can play Never Have I Ever.
363
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,719
Okay. I'll go first.
364
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,103
Never have I ever had a sex dream
365
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,810
about my mailman.
366
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,733
Aah. Not cool.
367
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,980
[laughs softly]
368
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,775
Okay, let me go.
369
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,986
Never have I ever had sex
370
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,156
with more than three people.
371
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,115
LUCY: At once?
ANDREW: No!
372
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,025
Get your mind out of the gutter.
373
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,670
Oh! [laughs]
374
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,997
Hey, Victor.
375
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,671
Looks like you've got yourself
an experienced lover on your hands.
376
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:26,801
[Victor chuckles nervously]
377
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,224
[sighs] Wanna check on
those nachos with me?
378
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,432
Uh, I'm gonna go and find Felix.
379
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,515
LAKE:
Oh. Mia. Finally.
380
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:47,113
You are just in time for
Never Have I Ever.
381
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,069
Aah. Um...
382
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,624
Never have I ever dumped a college guy
383
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,075
by the side of the road
384
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:59,075
because he turned out to be
an insufferable jackass,
385
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,329
and then walked the last five
miles to a cabin.
386
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,170
Just me?
387
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:08,296
[clears throat]
388
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,837
[gulping]
389
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:15,965
[clears throat]
390
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,096
Can I get you a drink?
391
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,523
[exhales]
392
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,904
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on...
393
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,480
Yes! Yes!
394
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,113
Yes!
395
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,574
[thuds]
Aah! Oh!
396
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:37,872
Damn!
397
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,172
[grunts] Okay...
398
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:45,787
Aah!
399
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,212
Ooh...
Holy shit!
400
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,301
[exhales]
Close the door.
401
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,301
Felix, what did you do?
402
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,562
I had a little manscaping accident.
403
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,135
I couldn't find the shaving cream,
so I used conditioner,
404
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,981
and all that hair and skin
and conditioner got very slippery
405
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,558
What happened to your head?
406
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,318
I fell off the bed.
407
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:11,939
Look at us.
408
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,494
Two virgins,
409
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,907
bleeding out in the bathroom.
410
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,538
At least it's not on your head.
411
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,985
Oh, no.
412
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,874
I got the head.
413
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,581
Oh, Felix.
414
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,211
You know, probably a stupid question,
415
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,208
but why don't you just tell Benji
416
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,460
that you're nervous to have sex?
417
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,051
For the same reason
you don't want to talk to Lake.
418
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,297
It's embarrassing.
419
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,798
More embarrassing than this?
420
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,227
Oh, there you are.
421
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,095
Hey. Sorry for vanishing.
422
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,479
[groans softly]
423
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,439
You okay?
424
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,317
Are you limping?
425
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,109
No! No, no, this is, uh, actually,
uh, you know.
426
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,203
New walk I've been trying.
427
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,408
Right?
428
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,617
Okay, fine. Um, I, uh...
429
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:09,041
I shaved, and I...
430
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,587
...cut my testicles,
and a teensy, tiny bit of my penis.
431
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:14,839
Oh...
432
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,300
Wait. Why?
433
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,680
Because I wanted...
434
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,757
things to look good for you.
435
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,682
In case, you know,
tonight was the night we...
436
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,851
took it to a new level.
437
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,020
But I've been kind of
getting your vibe
438
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,399
that you don't want to do that,
which is perfectly fine.
439
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,146
I want to do everything
exactly how you want.
440
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,570
But I mean...
441
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,700
I need to know if you find me attractive.
442
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:43,580
Because not knowing has been
making me spiral.
443
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,214
Felix.
444
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:51,594
[groans]
445
00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,223
You are the best person
I have ever known.
446
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,469
And I am counting
that time I met Malala.
447
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:04,929
But it's just...
448
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,944
It's my own stuff.
449
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,975
[exhales]
450
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,270
When I was five,
451
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,744
my mom started putting me on diets.
452
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,113
And making me do weighins.
453
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:25,829
And if I was down, she'd be like,
454
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,577
"Oh, good job. You did it!"
455
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,875
But if I was up...
456
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,920
She would look so disappointed.
457
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,804
Then, every day,
458
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:44,261
she texts me some new article or fad.
459
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:47,603
Lake, you are the most
Beautiful woman you've ever seen?
460
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,942
Yeah, I know that. You tell me,
like, a thousand times a day.
461
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:57,649
But it is just really, really hard
462
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,281
for me to see what you see.
463
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,034
You are the most beautiful woman
464
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,911
I have ever seen.
465
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,080
And I know you might not believe me.
466
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,325
But I'm not gonna stop telling you.
467
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:18,053
So how about we forget about sex tonight,
468
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,336
and just...
469
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,840
do something fun and stupid?
470
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,724
Yeah, that sounds good.
471
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,387
Okay. What do you wanna do?
472
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:38,654
[crickets chirping]
473
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,323
[door opens, then closes]
474
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,287
Hey, you.
Hey.
475
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,169
Just wanted to make sure
that you were okay.
476
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,753
Oh.
477
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,667
Thanks. Yeah.
478
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,842
Uh, I'm fine.
479
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:03,801
Hmm.
480
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:08,431
I'm sorry things didn't work out
with your college guy.
481
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,854
It was just nice to be
excited about someone.
482
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,112
I'm really happy for you and Lucy,
by the way.
483
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:21,941
Thank you.
484
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:24,992
She's pretty great.
485
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:27,655
Hmm.
486
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,459
It's kind of overwhelming.
487
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:39,344
The universe. How big it is.
488
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,666
How small we are in comparison.
489
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,428
Kind of makes me nauseous.
490
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,795
A good nauseous,
491
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:50,722
like going up in a roller coaster.
492
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:53,516
Yeah.
493
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,150
What?
494
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,818
What?
Nothing.
495
00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:13,159
♪
496
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,581
[footsteps approaching]
497
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,831
There you are.
498
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,841
I went for a walk by myself.
499
00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:26,297
'Cause my boyfriend's been acting
pretty weird since we got here.
500
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:33,175
I'm... terrified to have sex
for the first time.
501
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:37,481
I just don't really want our first time
502
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,017
to be something else that you
have to hold my hand through.
503
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:44,824
I don't want you to feel like you...
504
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,318
always have to teach me how to be gay.
505
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,326
Victor, I know who I'm dating.
506
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,383
There's a lot that's new to you,
507
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,916
and that's fine with me.
508
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,173
Although, for the record,
509
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,224
a lot of gay stuff seems to come
very naturally to you.
510
00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:11,469
[Victor chuckles]
511
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:18,482
Besides, this is new
and scary for me, too.
512
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,023
The idea of being with someone who I...
513
00:25:27,945 --> 00:25:30,195
Well, you know how I feel about you.
514
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,581
Can we just lay like this
for the rest of the night?
515
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,042
That sounds perfect.
516
00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:46,672
Okay...
517
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,922
So on three, we're gonna drop our towels.
518
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,296
Okay.
519
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,642
One...
One...
520
00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:55,057
BOTH:
Two...
521
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,265
Three.
Three.
522
00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:58,225
[towels flapping]
523
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:01,981
Whoa.
524
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,571
You dropped your towel.
525
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,440
So did you. [chuckles]
526
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,493
Uhhuh.
527
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:13,116
[chuckles softly]
Come on.
528
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,333
[gasps]
Oh, my God!
529
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,996
Oh, my God!
[splashing]
530
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:21,155
FELIX: Hot damn,
does that feel good on my nicked penis!
531
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,884
♪ "Fade Into You"
by Blonde Maze playing ♪
532
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,263
That was amazing.
533
00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:33,588
♪ And I see nothing ♪
534
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,104
And unexpected.
535
00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,178
Mmmhmm.
536
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,811
Probably get back to the kids.
537
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,435
Yeah.
538
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:50,146
♪ You live your life ♪
539
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,152
♪ You go in shadows ♪
540
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:53,534
FELIX:
So...
541
00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:57,832
Last night was...
Yeah, it was.
542
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:03,423
I can't believe I lost my virginity
on an actual lake.
543
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,495
Is it poetic, or too on the nose?
544
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:11,298
♪ Some kind of light
into your darkness ♪
545
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:19,556
♪ Colors your eyes
with what's not there ♪
546
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,176
[phone chimes]
547
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:23,943
SIMON:
Victor, sorry I missed your call.
548
00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:27,436
And you're right I did tell you
we could talk about anything.
549
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,229
But your sex life is...
550
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,943
Well, it's between you and Benji.
551
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,525
If you're truly ready,
552
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:36,950
you won't need my advice,
or anyone else's.
553
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:39,489
The only person who can
make that decision is you.
554
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:44,498
Morning.
555
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,291
Good morning.
556
00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:53,256
I love you.
557
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,853
You don't have to say it back or anything,
558
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,755
but I just
I love you, too.
559
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,143
I was scared to say it yesterday, but...
560
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,268
Of course I do.
561
00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:16,947
Look at you.
562
00:28:16,947 --> 00:28:18,867
Taking the lead in our relationship.
563
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:24,076
♪ Fade into you ♪
564
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:30,876
♪ Strange ♪
565
00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:34,048
♪ You never knew ♪
566
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,587
[Victor chuckles]
567
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:42,138
♪ Fade into you ♪
568
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,267
Is this okay?
569
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:47,558
Yeah.
570
00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:49,561
♪ I think it's strange ♪
571
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:52,023
♪ You never knew ♪
572
00:28:56,236 --> 00:29:00,816
♪ A stranger's light comes on slowly ♪
573
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:10,130
♪ A stranger's heart without a home ♪
574
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:19,130
♪ You put your hands into your head ♪
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