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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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-[ Growling ]
-[ Grunting ]
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[ Trills ]
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[ Grunting continues ]
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Give up, you stone-colored
shit fox.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Growls and coughs ]
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[ Grunting ]
Give up!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Taps loudly ]
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Smartest decision
you've ever made.
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Now give me my damn title.
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Take heed!
This is the beginning
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of a forever-long
winning streak.
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Mwah! Ooh!
[ Kissing ] Oh.
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Ah, mm, yeah.
Oh, baby.
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Mm, ooh, you so nasty.
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And that was the last time
you actually won anything.
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What the fuck
you telling me this for?
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I was just thinking about
how big of a loser you are.
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No offense.
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You got some nerve
calling me a loser.
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I should kick your ass.
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It'd probably be the first
fight you won
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in 25,000 years.
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Fuck you, Wallace.
We're going to Strongburg.
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What for?
[ Shriek ]
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I'm going to get
my biggest W
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by handing
my smallest annoyance
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their largest L.
[ Snaps fingers ]
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[ Snoring ]
Singer: ♪ That's a fish ♪
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♪ What's a fish?A doo-doo fish ♪
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♪ A boot and fish ♪
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♪ Swimmin' towardseach other in love ♪
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[ Shriek ]
God is in the motherfigity
house!
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♪ That's a fish ♪
[ Snoring ]
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♪ What's a fish? ♪
That's nice. Now leave.
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I challenge you...
to a fight.
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♪ A boot and fish ♪
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[ Signal whirring ]
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I'm good.
Fighting is archaic.
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[ Blasts ]
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What the hell, man?
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Fuck is wrong with you?
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[ Doors creak ]
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Like I said,
fighting is archaic.
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[ Bell tolls ]
But I am willing to play you
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in a game of OhNo.
OhNo?
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Only losers in Milwaukee
know how to play that shit.
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[ Quacking ]
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Man, you know we don't know
how to play that shit.
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[ Clatters ]
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OhNo is another one
of your shit ideas
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that mistakenly
went through.
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Yeah, but to be fair,
they're all usually shit
ideas.
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Dude is a legit loser.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Shut up, Wallace.
OhNo it is.
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I'll hand you your ass
and return home a winner.
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What is all this commotion
I hear?
[ Scream ]
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Wow.
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You got to lose that hat.
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You lookin' like the jack
of all asses right now.
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Uh-ah!
Learn to love it.
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Learn to love it.
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Can we play already?
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Fine. I'll deal.
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♪♪
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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Goddamn it,
this game is fixed!
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How do you lose
before we even start?
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For an omnipotent being,
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you take the most Ls,
my dude.
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The most! You, like, addicted
to losing or something?
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Well, I -- I...
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One more game! Please!
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[ Whimpers ]
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No, I think I'm good.
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We're going to go to the mall
and buy us a TV
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with Stupid Horse's money.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Lazor Wulf:
Okay, you have my attention.
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God: I won this
from your great,
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great, great, great, great...
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...great-great-grandfather,
Infiniti Wulf.
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One more contest,
winner gets the belt.
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[ Snoring ]
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Eh, I'll need a second to
consider this,
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in a huddle
with my friends and family.
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Not you, Stupid Horse,
because of a hat.
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Aww!
That loss is technically
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the only real L
this family has taken
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if you exclude
all of Canon's.
True. True.
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I was asleep throughout
most of this,
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but I say do what you gotta do,
my dude.
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I can't stress enough
how that one loss
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has haunted this family.
I mean, this ain't no typical
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Canon Wulf fuck up.
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Now, go whup
Big Head's ass
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and end the shame that
Infiniti
Wulf casted on this family!
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The fuck you
shouting for?
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The point
of a huddle is to whisper
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and shouting negates that.
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Alright, good talk, gang,
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Break!
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My answer is...
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Aight.
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Good.
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But only if we move
from Strongburg
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and into Thee Realm
of Tarnation.
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Not Tarnation!
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Lazor, this was not
discussed in the huddle.
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Same place where I won
my championship belt.
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[ Laughs ]
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It's a deal.
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Oh, wow. You might
actually have a chance,
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Shut up, Wallace!
[ Thunder crashes ]
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I also get to
choose the game,
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you floating geriatric
fart wind.
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Fine with me,
shit whiskers.
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But you must come alone.
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Birds crying ]
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Y'all want to play Connect 5?
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I'm down as long as Stupid Horse
don't get to play.
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That hat really is
upsetting.
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The hate only makes me stronger.
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Oof. You got to be a strong
individual to wear that hat.
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♪♪
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Thee Realm of Tarnation,
where time is silent
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and everything is nothing.
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Where we have endless space
for our final confrontation.
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Pick your form of war,
you summertime armpit.
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Rock, Paper, Scissors,
you floating trash cloud.
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[ Laughs ]
So, that's your choice?
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Best two out of three.
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Winner takes the belt.
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Loser has to stay out
of the next episode.
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[ Laughs ] Works for me.
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Start thinking of excuses
for why you can't show up
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for your own show!
Stop stalling
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and let's do this,
dum dum.
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That's mean.
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Let us begin!
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Ooh, one more thing.
This game
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will be presided
by the honorable Judge Judy.
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Round 1 -- rock, paper,
scissors, shoot!
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♪♪
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[ Thudding ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Paper always beats rock,
you badly-drawn terrier.
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[ Sighs ] I might
need a new strategy.
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Round 2 --
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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♪♪
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Aah!
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[ Panting ]
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And it seems rock
beats scissors.
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Hmm.
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This biscuit brain
can only throw rock.
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Hate to admit this, but,
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looking like I'mma need to
call
upon the spirit of my great,
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great, great, great, great,
great, great, great...
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...great, great, great,
great-grandfather.
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Stop stalling and come
and get your beating,
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you talking trash bag.
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Infiniti Wulf?
[ Groans ]
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[ Laughs ] Infiniti Wulf ain't
gonna be enough to beat me!
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I suggest you call
all your homies.
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Yo!
Are we in Tarnation right now?
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Infiniti Wulf's here too?
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Infiniti Wulf?
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What call him for?
He's the reason for this mess.
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[ Laughs ]
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Just glad it ain't
me this time.
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How did we get here?
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Hey, guys,
I think I might need some...
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Nope, can't say it.
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You can't ask for help?
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You're a piece of work.
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Don't worry, Lazor.
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We're going to help you.
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Actually,
Stupid Horse,
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I don't know if
I want your help.
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W-Why not?!
That hat...
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it's seriously the worst
thing that I've ever seen.
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I-I can take it off!
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Look!
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Nah, it's too late.
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But, Lazor, I want
to hellllll--
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Lazor Wulf?
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No!
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Sent you back 'cause
of the hat, huh?
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Yes, he did.
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Does this place smell
like the hottest of garbáge?
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No, that's just
Infiniti Wulf.
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It's his overwhelming
stench of loserdom.
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You've got everything
you need?
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-I hate eating here!
-Good.
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'Cause I don't want
to hear no excuses
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when I hand you your ass.
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Round 3 -- rock...
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You got this.
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Get ready to
hold this L.
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Ooh.
...paper...
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-Snip-snip, dip-shit.
-Scissors.
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Seriously,
how did we get here?
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Alright, Lazor,
let's win this.
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Gotta fix this sorry
motherfucker's mistake.
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[ Sighs ]
You're the sorry motherfucker,
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if you were wondering.
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...shoot!
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[ Laughs ]
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Canon Wulf: Restore
our family's honor!
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Yo, you shout so much.
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Scissors?
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Why did I throw scissors when
I knew he'd throw rock?
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Wallace:
'Cause you a loser.
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♪♪
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Alright,
thanks for y'all help.
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Now go away.
Asshole.
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[ God sobbing ]
And hopefully now
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your loser spirit
can rest in peace.
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[ Laughs ]
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She killing you
right now, my guy.
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[ Laughs ]
But to be fair, you are a loser.
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The belt.
Best three out of five?
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Nah, I already spent
too much time here.
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And I still need to go buy
a new TV.
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That is seriously
one big-ass bill.
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[ Sobs ]
Yes, it is.
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Why?!
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It's too big
and it's ugly as fuck.
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How do you get
out of here?
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Walk a -- Walk a quarter
of a mile that way
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and make a left, walk
for 10 more minutes
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and you'll see a door.
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Take it and it'll lead you
back to Strongburg.
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[ Sobs ]
Aight.
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I have a question.
What?
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How were you so confident
you would win?
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You should come
to the table reads.
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[ Sobbing ]
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I miss my belt!
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It's aight, man.
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Winnin' probably everything.
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I mean, it's something,
but it's not everything.
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[ Sobs harder ]
What's funny is that
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you should be able to win,
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at least make yourself win.
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Which makes a Spinna wonder,
are you even God?
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[ Sobbing ]
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