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♪ La, la, la
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♪ La, la la la, la‐la la la
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♪ Da da da da
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♪ Da da da da da da
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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[ Clanking ]
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Stupid Horse,
will you please stop vacuuming?
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Were trying to have
a family argument.
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Its okay. Your arguing
is not bothering me one bit.
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Please carry on.
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You serious right now?
Its okay.
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Just act like
Im not even here.
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Dont you got a place
of your own to go to?
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Well, I did
have my own room,
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and then Lazor Wulf took it,
and I did have an office,
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but Yeti turned it
into a skate park.
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Its a bicycle park,
man ‐‐ bicycle.
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Thats right.
Stupid me.
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[ Vacuum gurgling ]
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Hmm, must be something
stuck up in there.
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All Im saying is,
every Dads Day,
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we try to treat Father
like a pop,
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and it always goes
horribly wrong.
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Yall remember last year?
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That mother[Bshh]
ate Carlton!
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The mother[Bshh]
ate Carlton,
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so I say we just cancel
Fathers Day altogether.
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Look here. Im still sad
about the Carlton situation,
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but canceling Fathers Day?
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Now, dont you feel like
thats a bit drastic?
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You talking wild shit
right now, Lazor Wulf.
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I dont want to grow up
without a Fathers Day, man.
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You already are grown,
you dumbass.
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But for real,
how would you like it
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if your kids didnt recognize
you on Fathers Day?
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I dont have kids.
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Well, there you go.
And how does it feel?
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Ooh, Ive been
looking for this!
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Hey, you guys!
Lookie what I found.
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Crossfire,
the deadliest game?
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Put it away.
Yeah, for real.
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Dont pull out Crossfire
unless youre serious.
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Game know how to bring
the animal out of a spinner.
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You guys are being weird.
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Crossfire
is the shnizzynit.
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♪ Crossfire
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♪ Youll get caught up
in the crossfire ♪
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All right.
Now, back to business.
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Lazor Wulf,
its your turn
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to be head
of the Fathers Day committee,
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so you need to come up
with something fast.
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Im good. Pops is the worst,
and I feel as though ‐‐
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Yes. We all know
how terrible dad is.
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Just pick something
already.
For real, hurry up!
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This is infringing on
bonding time with Pops.
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All right. Im willing to
give this one more shot.
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But this time, were going to
connect with dude on his level.
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So this year,
we are taking him to...
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Yo, why you got us
in the boondocks, son?
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You can lead a wolf
to Fathers Day, Canon,
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but sometimes, its better to
bring Fathers Day to the wolf.
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Pops!
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Hey, Dad!
So great to see you.
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All right, Florence.
Go.
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Its Fathers Day,
and the kids want to ‐‐
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Oh. Uh‐uh! Uh‐uh!
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Hi‐yah!
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Come on, now.
Hurry up, while hes out.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Aw.
He looks so peaceful,
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laying there unconscious
and drooling and such.
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[ Chuckles ] This was
a great idea, Lazor Wulf.
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You know, we finally got
a nice regular family photo.
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Do yall understand this?
Cause I dont.
Its simple.
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With homie out cold,
he wont be able to ruin
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our Fathers Day
activities.
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Okay, Dad. You ready to do
this Fathers Day shit?
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Aw. Oh.
That is [Bshh] nasty.
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♪
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Ha ha! A family that stays
together craps together.
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[ Farts ]
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There are so many
goodies in here!
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[ Rumbling ]
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Yes,
your boy done did.
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Help!
Im trapped!
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You know, Im kind of
bout this wildlife life.
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I might open a little store
out here.
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Got to chop down
all these damn trees first.
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They are all up
in the way and shit.
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How you thinking about
money right now?
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We finally hanging with Pops
without some wild [Bshh]
popping off!
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I love you, Dad.
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You really love Fathers Day.
Dont you?
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Shut up, Florence!
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Yes, I do.
I love it so much.
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[ Beeping ]
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I got Dads favorite.
Its a raccoon‐meat
breakfast burrito.
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Mnh‐mnh. No, thanks.
I think Im good.
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You aint get
no mozzarella sticks?
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Oh, nah, brah.
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Aint no way Im eating
no dumpster‐raccoon‐meat
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breakfast burrito.
Hey.
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You wanted to give Dad
a good Fathers Day,
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and thats what Im doing.
Eat the [Bshh] burrito.
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♪
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[ Sniffs ]
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Are you going to eat yours,
Florence?
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[ Laughs ]
You out of your mind.
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Im gonna walk around these
woods and take some selfies.
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Dope idea, Lazor.
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I guess he was really
on to something.
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Thanks, Canon, but in order
to truly bond with Dad,
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I didnt order just any
raccoon‐meat breakfast burrito.
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Word?
Yeah.
I do have more words to say.
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I specifically asked
that the raccoon
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used in this breakfast burrito
be a rabid one.
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Wait, what?
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[ Snarling ]
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Man, this is too much.
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Im gonna have to move
the [Bshh] up out this
neighborhood now!
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Dad?
No. Its Al [Bshh]...
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Of course, its me!
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Well, Dad,
better late than never.
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What do you say
we get to know each other?
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Oh, well. Guess Ill
go binge‐watch Netflix
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till the rabies wears off.
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Look at what your stupid rabies
burrito got us into.
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[ Snarling ]
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Uh, we should go.
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Oh, you a smart
mother[Bshh]
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Stupid Horse:
♪ Cant you see Im trapped?
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♪ Cant you see
Im so confused? ♪
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♪ I cant get out
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♪ No
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I think Im actually
going to die in here.
[ Thud ]
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Oh, is that a light switch?
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Tight!
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Man, I could live in here.
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♪ This could be my little
secret hideaway ♪
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♪ Hideaway
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Well, we almost had
a good Fathers Day.
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Works for me,
to be honest.
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I love watching you fail
at this every year.
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Then why do you act
like you hate us so much?
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I guess its cause
I actually do.
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I mean, give me one reason
I should like yall.
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Youre obnoxious,
Canon Wulf is self‐destructive,
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Blazor Wulf is aggravating,
and dont get me started
on Florence.
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Wow, tell me how
you really feel.
Its like, shut up already.
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Who cares about power walking?
Jesus Christ, I know I dont.
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Pff.
Yeah.
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So what do you like?
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I mean, Id rather [Bshh]
my own butthole
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than listen to her talk
about power walking.
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While were at it,
I also hate your friends ‐‐
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Musty Horse
and Bing Yammy.
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Their names are Stupid Horse
and King Yeti.
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Yeah? Well, I hate
their [Bshh] names, too.
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Pff!
Noted.
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If you really loved your father,
instead of torturing me
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with all this Fathers Day
bull[Bshh] every year,
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you and the rest of that family
can just walk off a cliff.
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Yeah. Ill add that to
the idea list for next year.
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[ Laughs ] You know what, son?
I like you. Youre different.
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I ‐‐ Nah, I change my mind.
I dont like you. Pff!
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I guess you being feral
isnt the problem.
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Youre just an asshole.
Bingo! Pff!
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[ Quacks ]
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Want to learn
a fatherly lesson?
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[ Snoring ]
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Any money you make here
is mine.
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Any money you make there
is mine.
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Much appreciated.
You stealing money
from a dice game?
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You a cold dude.
Thats right,
the coldest spinner alive.
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Okay. I can admit this was
a failed experiment.
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Happy Fathers Day to you,
but Im gonna get back
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to my family
and fix this rabies situation.
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Theres only one way
to handle rabid animals.
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You got to put them down.
Pff!
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Yeah, because murdering
ones family
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is always
the right choice.
Of course.
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Youd do the same to me
if I was feral. Wouldnt you?
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No.
Id plan a nice Fathers Day.
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Man, save that [Bshh]
for your therapist.
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Now, lets go murder
your family. Pff!
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Im good. I think Id rather not
murder my family today.
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Youre right, son.
We cant.
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We cant because you just
got knocked the [Bshh]
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out by me,
your daddy,
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A. K. A. Mr. I Hate
My Damn Kids.
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[ Laughs ]
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Pff!
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Hey, yo. Im the Tyronn Lue
of this [Bshh]
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back when he was playing
against AI,
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but I never got stepped over,
and Im on a bike.
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Bam.
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Yo, Stupid Horse,
we running out of room
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for my bike park, man.
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We need to knock down
a few walls.
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Wheres Stupid Horse at?
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[ Vacuum whirring ]
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Doh.
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[ Gurgles ]
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Wow.
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Plenty of room for
a new bike park in here now!
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Lets do it.
Aw!
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Look at yall acting like
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a bunch of savage‐ass animals
right now.
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Id be proud if I didnt hate
yall so much.
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[ Whimpering ]
[ Panting ]
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Killing yall would make this
the greatest Fathers Day ever!
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[ Pants ]
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Ah!
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Theres only one way
to fix this.
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Is that...
Yep.
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I challenge you to a game ‐‐
a game of Crossfire.
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Crossfire, the deadliest
game known to man?
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You must really want to
save that family, huh?
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Have a seat.
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And I thought you were
smarter than the rest.
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I accept your challenge!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Welcome to your doom!
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Pff!
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♪
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Its sometime in the future...
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Bro, were actually
in the present.
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Shut up, Wallace.
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Its sometime in the future.
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The ultimate challenge ‐‐
Crossfire!
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♪ Crossfire
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♪ Youll get caught up
in the crossfire ♪
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♪ Pow!
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♪ Crossfire
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♪ Youll get caught up
in the... ♪
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♪ Crossfire
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♪ Pow!
Crossfire ♪
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♪ Yeah
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Crossfire. Yeah.
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Ha, thats right.
Yeah.
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Crossfire!
Yeah, yeah.
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Youll get caught up in it.
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00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,795
Yo, what happened?
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Those breakfast burritos
had me going crazy!
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00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,256
Yeah, me too.
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00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,634
We had another awful
Fathers Day again,
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and I had to kill Dad
in a game of Crossfire.
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You had to play Crossfire?
Geez, Im so sorry, Lazor.
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Imma miss you, Pops.
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[ Barking ]
Oh. Hold on.
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Aah!
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[ Farts ]
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Save that 40.
It seems like hes still alive.
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Thats great
cause we need to plan
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for next years
Fathers Day.
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What? Man, nah, no more
Fathers Day. Thats it.
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But its our daddy!
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Lazor Wulf, just because
he always tries to kill us
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dont mean
he aint our dad!
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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♪
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[ Coughs ]
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♪
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[ Sizzling ]
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♪
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