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Andie: Last season
on "Foursome"...
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We hit Beach Island
for winter break.
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Turns out it was
anything but relaxing.
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Woman: I hate to say that Bags
Brayer's own Andie Fixler's
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scorned rival Alec Fixler?
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- Andie: We fought...
- Please listen to me.
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At least let me explain myself.
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Have you told your friends
you were gonna go to Brayer
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to Alec's sister?
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...some of us physically...
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Crowd: Ohh!
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...but we made it
home in one piece.
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Last semester, karma caught up
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and everyone got what
was coming to them.
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Greer Ashton,
you're finished here.
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What the--?
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Andie: I had a big
decision to make
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between my lifelong crush Josh
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and my first real
boyfriend Kent.
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It was a no-brainer.
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It's always been you, too.
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Can't get any more
epic than that,
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or can it?
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Andie: This semester
has been aces.
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Once the sand has settled
from our Beach Island break,
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the foursome really
settled into our groove.
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Ruben is Dakota's
first serious bae,
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and the only one who
can keep his toot away.
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Court deuced it to
go study abroad.
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I really missed her,
but ever since she left,
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Mae returned to
a Courtney clone,
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so it's almost like
she's still here.
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Almost.
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As for me and Josh,
it's been smooth sailing
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ever since I knocked on
his door and told him,
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"It's always been you, too."
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After everything that
went down with Kent,
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Josh and I are spending
our last semester of school
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smooching while steady.
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What? We're waiting on the deed,
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but we still have the need.
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Greer took an L
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but never bounced back.
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Let's just say I'm not
exactly shedding tears.
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As for Alec,
he tried to make a comeback
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but reverted right
back to his bro-zoning,
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no-boning rhetoric.
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My mom finally wised
up, and is forcing him
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to spend the summer
with our cousins.
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This semester has
been the dopest,
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the mostest, the greatest,
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the best...est...
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Andie Fixler.
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Where is everyone, Mr. Shaw?
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Where's my foursome?
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They all graduated, Andie.
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You're a junior now.
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The foursome is over,
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over...over!
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Took you long enough.
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Keep going to your old room.
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You know,
it's really nice of your mom
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to give you Alec's
old sweet suite,
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but, um, I really hope she
burned his old mattress.
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Obviously.
I don't need more nightmares.
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Okay, lay it on me.
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The old, uh, talking corn again?
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- No, thank God.
- Mm-hmm.
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With Courtney abroad
and Dakota graduated,
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I'm gonna be in
school solo next year.
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I legit don't know what I'd
do if you were leaving, too.
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Luckily SUC is just
a few miles away
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because any more and I'd be
in full panic mode, you know?
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You do know what today
is, right?
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- Yeah.
- The first day of summer,
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which means,
we're finally going to--
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Oh, okay, I gotta--
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I-- I gotta tell you something.
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Can that wait? Because this
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has been waiting
for five months.
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I know,
but it just woudln't feel right
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if I didn't tell you before.
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- Okay.
- Okay, before graduating,
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I got wait-listed to this
program, VAPA?
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And I didn't say
anything because I really
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did not think that
I was gonna get in,
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- but I did.
- VAPA?
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It's the Visual Academy
of Photography and Arts.
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It is an awesome program for
up-and-coming photographers.
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Is it further than SUC?
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Yeah, I mean, a bit...
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- It's in Des Moines, Iowa.
- Des Moines?
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That was louder than
I intended it to be.
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Andie, just breathe.
Are you good?
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I know this is gonna be hard,
but we can make this work.
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Andie?
Andie? Andie!
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Just gotta be proactive.
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If next year's gonna suck,
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I'm gonna be damn
sure I got a straw.
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- Excuse me.
- Andie Fixler!
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Hot dog!
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So you just come to hang out?
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I know you're not signing
up for summer school.
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You know nothing, Steven Shaw.
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I am here for summer school.
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I need to clear up
my school "schedge"
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to have free periods junior year
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so that I can go visit
Courtney, Dakota, and Josh.
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So what if Courtney's in Yemen?
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I'll figure it out, Shaw.
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I'll figure it out!
I'll figure it out.
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- Sure.
- Put me on the list.
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Right away.
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Hi.
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Hey. So, you're gonna--
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Yeah,
and I'm guessing you're gonna--
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Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna-- this
is the most amount of time
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we're gonna spend
together ever since--
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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D, I'm living for the
jacket I made you.
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Show me.
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Yes, my wig is orbiting
Mars, you bitch.
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It's just a matter of time
before a modeling scout
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sweeps me off to New York.
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You know, I made an
Abercrombie greeter faint.
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Let them have it.
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If Tiffany can get
scouted at the mall
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and have a short-lived
but wild career,
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it can happen for you, too.
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Aww! Still honeymooning
five months later?
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Honeymoon?
More like moon over my honey.
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He likes a butt eclipse.
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Speaking of,
aren't you supposed to be
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on your honeymoon right now?
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I'm signing up for summer school
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since Josh just dropped the
bomb that he's going to VAPA.
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Josh got into VAPA?
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It's the Miami of Ohio
for photography schools.
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What am I gonna do
without everyone?
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Ruben's a junior, too.
You'll hang out with her, right?
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Since we're about to be
in summer school together,
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let's take it slow, see how much
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you get in the way of
my Ivy League ambitions.
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God, you already know I'm
gonna be a mega-distraction.
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Next year's gonna suck major!
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Who am I gonna have
to hang out with?
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I'm back at Brayer! Whoa!
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Wynn Roberts?
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Here we go again.
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Andie,
you're to stay away from her.
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Your white bread is not
meant to have butter.
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Andie friggin' Fixler.
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What is up?
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Ohh!
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I haven't seen you
since elementary!
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Wynn Roberts, you are the answer
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to all of my junior
year problems.
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Please tell me you're not just
coming back for summer school.
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You're coming back to
Brayer next year, yeah?
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Unfortunately,
I got expelled from my last gig,
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St. Jennifer's School
for Mixed-Up Gals.
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See? Expelled!
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She ain't got no limits, Andie.
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She's Bradley Cooper
in "Limitless."
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You do remember what happened
last time we were all friends?
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I had the best
summer of my life?
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She almost got you suspended.
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Um, our teach asked
us to participate
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in setting the scene
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for a "realistic" fire drill,
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so I set one.
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You don't get more realistic than
that, am I wrong?
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By its very definition.
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Treehouse. Midnight. Be there.
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Oh, ten-year-old Andie.
If only you knew.
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Damn.
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12-year-old Dakota got some.
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The Hot M.E.S.
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Man, we really had
the most epic summer,
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and we're about to
make it a sequel.
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Wow, never thought I'd be
in this treehouse again.
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Blast from the frickin'
past, man!
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Oh, hey,
surprise bean bag attack!
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I thought we mutually agreed
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to steer clear of each other.
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Well, I figured I owed you
one, 'cause of the--
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- Fire stuff?
- No.
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No, you guys were really
good friends to me,
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and cutting you out of
my life seven years ago
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probably wasn't
the coolest move.
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I just-- I hate good-byes, okay?
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Just through-the-roof sadness.
Come here! I just miss you!
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Silence doesn't live
in the treehouse.
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That's why I called
a midnight meetup.
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Wynn, your re-entry
has sparked a scheme,
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and it's epic!
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The only spark Wynn
ever provided...
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Was the fire! See?
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It was a lasting memory.
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Still don't get why
I got in trouble.
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Fires aside,
for months I've been feeling #hopeless
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knowing that my junior year
is gonna blow without my BFFs,
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and there's nothing I
can do about it, right?
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- Uh huh.
- Yep, it sucks to suck.
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Wrong! Do you guys remember
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the summer before Alec and I
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went to the same school
for the first time?
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What was the one thing
that made me feel better?
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Both: The Hot M.E.S.!
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That's right. The Hot M.E.S.,
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the Most Epic Summer.
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One look at Wynn,
and I remembered the summer
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that made me forget
all of my problems.
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I could live off that high
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for my remaining
high school years.
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So what do you say?
Let's Hot M.E.S. it!
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I think this calls for
a Dakota confessional.
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We haven't used
that room in years.
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Confessional!
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The only reason why I came
back to this lame treehouse
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is to get this...
and to make sure
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Wynn doesn't snake her
way back onto our grass.
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That is the only hot
mess we're talking about.
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That bitch is a loose cannon.
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She always causing problems.
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Last time our
friendship went south,
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guess who was there
to pick up the pieces?
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Courtney.
And now that she's gone,
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guess who's gonna have to?
Me, dummies!
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Dakota,
this is a hollowed-out tree.
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We heard every word you said.
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- That is correct.
- Besides,
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I'm glad that Wynn is back.
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She helps me have fun,
and that's exactly
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what the sum needs to equal.
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You're down to do the
list, right, Wynn?
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Nope. Nope!
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Oh, this place
tests my willpower!
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Okay, Andie,
this is my last chance
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to get it right,
to stay in school,
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to stay not expelled,
to show my moms
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that I mean business.
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The last time we did this list,
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I got in trouble, so this time,
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I'm saying "Wynn out!"
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Ugh!
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I am so glad that
trash ant is gone.
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But I gotta go too.
I don't have time for
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"Get paid with lemonade."
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Mm, I gotta go make
time to get lemon-laid.
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00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,049
And my main squeeze waiting for
me, so...
252
00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:32,985
I know you get it, girl.
253
00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:35,287
- I'll do it.
- Ahh!
254
00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:38,390
Mae? How do you even
know about this place?
255
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,261
It's not lemonade.
256
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,582
- How'd you find me?
- We grew up together, Wynn.
257
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:06,185
I know you.
Plus, you checked in on Facebook.
258
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,319
What do you want?
259
00:13:07,352 --> 00:13:09,555
To remind you of
how epic this is!
260
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:19,164
- This is Greer.
- No!
261
00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:22,034
I made a promise to my moms.
262
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,369
The last time we
played Prank the Skank,
263
00:13:24,402 --> 00:13:26,371
I called the skank, and I asked,
264
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:27,940
"Is your refrigerator running?"
265
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,142
And she said, "Why,
yes," and then I told her
266
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,144
to a doll while
she her mom
267
00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,012
and then she the street,
268
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:36,081
and seven oversized
269
00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:38,183
and then.
270
00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:42,120
I became the literal face of
an anti-bullying campaign.
271
00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:44,489
Wynn, you coming back
feels like destiny.
272
00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:48,027
Destiny is just a
stripper's first name.
273
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:55,000
Andie. Andie, hey. Hey, hold on.
274
00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,569
Hey, slow your roll,
I've been looking for you all day.
275
00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:59,304
We gotta talk about
me going to college.
276
00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:01,340
We will,
but first I need to ensure
277
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,609
this summer break makes me
quake, 'kay?
278
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:06,245
Are you sure you're not
just putting this off?
279
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,881
Nope, dealing with it head on.
280
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,283
Okay, but we're gonna rain
check, right?
281
00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:12,885
'Cause I want to
make sure we're good.
282
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,354
Oh, we're fine!
Just wait for me in my room.
283
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:18,357
- I appreciate you.
- Okay.
284
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:21,227
Oh!
285
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,364
Oh, my jewels. Oh!
286
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:34,573
And one Fuzzy Bunny!
287
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:37,142
Can I see some ID?
288
00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:39,511
That's good.
You're good.
289
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:41,480
You know the bartender.
290
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,682
He dated Courtney,
but she's in Greece or whatever,
291
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:46,084
and now he's just
so thirsty to hang.
292
00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:48,120
You were our friend's boyfriend!
293
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:50,689
- That is all!
- Bartender: Ha! That's funny!
294
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:53,258
Is it too sad to make out
in a rabbit themed bar?
295
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:56,161
Hmm, I'll allow it.
296
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:01,967
- And she's back.
- Girlfriend likes to watch.
297
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,240
When we were kids,
we were convinced
298
00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:11,476
that milk chugs led to big jugs.
299
00:15:11,509 --> 00:15:14,279
I get it.
Every kid wants a C cup.
300
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:15,714
Andie, we're at a bar.
301
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:18,050
Why would I chug milk
when I can chug a beer?
302
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,484
Did someone say beers?
303
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,186
- Get lost, you clinger!
- All right.
304
00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:24,289
- Leave the beers.
- Come on, chug the jug!
305
00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,458
Drink it! It'll be fun.
306
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:27,559
Remember how much fun it was?
307
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:29,094
It'll be just like that again.
308
00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:31,563
It was fun when we were
kids, Andie,
309
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:33,699
but do you know
what's more fun now?
310
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,448
Try it, girl. You need it.
311
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:50,950
Upgrade.
312
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,557
That's it. Upgrade.
313
00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:04,529
Both: What are you doing here?
314
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,031
Andie texted me.
315
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:09,301
- Parent trapped.
- Andie: Hey, guys.
316
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,636
I take it Ryan Gosling's
not actually here.
317
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,772
She told me it was
Jonathan Ke Quan!
318
00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,708
Sorry guys,
but I had to get you here.
319
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:18,643
It finally clicked
why the Hot M.E.S.
320
00:16:18,676 --> 00:16:20,278
didn't entice your spice.
321
00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:21,580
Turns out you were
right, Dakota.
322
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,282
Kid stuff is not gonna
make this summer epic,
323
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:27,119
which is why we're
upgrading it to...
324
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,588
the sequel! For example,
325
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,056
number 33 was...
326
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,093
Ooh, I remember that.
327
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,029
That's when we snuck into
our very first R-rated flick.
328
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,097
Andie, I told you I
was "no" on the list.
329
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,465
- I'm out of here.
- Wait, wait.
330
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:42,234
Just hear me out, okay?
331
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:45,537
We can upgrade to
"sneak XXX peek."
332
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,443
You want me to break
into a triple-X?
333
00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:53,745
Okay, I'm not an expert on
what gets you in trouble,
334
00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:55,580
versus what doesn't, but, uh,
335
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,349
that seems like a sure bet!
336
00:16:57,382 --> 00:16:59,818
I can get my jungle bungled at
home, Andie.
337
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,653
You guys, I really need this.
338
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,255
Without the Hot M.E.S.,
339
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,623
I know how I'm gonna
be spending my summer,
340
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:07,325
just agonizing over next
year without friends.
341
00:17:07,358 --> 00:17:08,627
I just want to feel how we felt
342
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,562
the first time we did the list,
343
00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:14,066
but if you guys really don't
want to do it, it's fine.
344
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,400
Whatever. We'll drop it.
345
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,169
If the Hot M.E.S.
means that much to you
346
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,370
I'm willing to sequel it,
347
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:19,838
because you mean
that much to me.
348
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:22,607
Thanks, Dakota. Wynn?
349
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,609
I can't do the list without you.
350
00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:26,745
You're the reason why I did
half the items the first time.
351
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:30,482
Since I ghosted you guys,
352
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,617
I haven't had a solid
group of friends since.
353
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,319
I just knew that no
one could live up to
354
00:17:34,352 --> 00:17:37,222
the amount of fun
that we had together.
355
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:39,758
I may be iffy on the list still,
356
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,326
but I'm a hundred on you guys.
357
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,463
- Let's do it!
- Yeah!
358
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,531
Welcome to the jungle, baby!
359
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,266
? Your waiter ?
360
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:50,102
? Tip your waiter ?
361
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,803
? Tip your waiter ?
362
00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:53,505
? Tip your waiter ?
363
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,574
? Now tip the strippers ?
364
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,476
? Tip the strippers ?
365
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,244
? Tip the strippers ?
366
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:01,179
? Tip the strippers ?
367
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,282
Wow.
368
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,320
? Your bartenders ?
369
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,689
- ? You like this song? ?
- Yeah!
370
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,792
D-d-d-deejay Pinkgasm
in the house!
371
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:17,295
Who's ready for a jungle bungle?
372
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:21,700
Gentlemen and... gentlemen,
373
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,802
I ask that you guys
keep all of your hands
374
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:25,637
in your pants at all time.
375
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:29,174
Please remember that
the animals are animals
376
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:32,577
and we're about to
make it rainforest
377
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,379
all over your underdogs.
378
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:36,414
- Now who's ready to get soaked...
- Yeah!
379
00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:40,552
...and meet the Bungles
from the Jungle?
380
00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:43,288
- Ahh!
- It seems like it's for gay dudes.
381
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,524
- Ya think?
- First up,
382
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:51,196
from Iguazu, Argentina,
we have Tarz-man!
383
00:18:55,633 --> 00:19:00,272
Oh, my goodness! It looks like the jeep
has overturned and the animals are loose.
384
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,509
Don't worry. So are you.
385
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:13,685
Okay.
386
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:16,888
Yeah! Whoo!
387
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,409
I love that song.
388
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,277
All righty,
my mad little monkeys.
389
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,980
I have Randy-utans over
here that got Bungle Bite,
390
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:45,917
and the only way to cure them
is to dance to a track called...
391
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,619
"Never, Never."
392
00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:49,754
Both: Talent show!
393
00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:51,890
- Do you guys remember the moves?
- I choreographed this noise.
394
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:54,426
- Respect! - Wait, Wynn,
I could barely of this at tryouts.
395
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:55,827
I can't dance in front
of all these people.
396
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,996
I thought I helped you have fun.
397
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:01,333
Were those just words or am
I here for a goddamn reason?
398
00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:16,414
Oh, my God!
399
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:19,384
? I've heard it all before ?
400
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,920
? I can't take no more ?
401
00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:26,591
? Girl let me show you
how much I have changed ?
402
00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:30,662
? Don't walk away ?
403
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:32,264
? Yeah ?
404
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:36,301
? I want you to stay ?
405
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:38,470
? Never gonna stop
never gonna drop ?
406
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:42,540
? Never gonna let you go,
even though you say so ?
407
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:46,411
? Whoa-oh, baby, please say no ?
408
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:51,816
- ? Don't go ? - Brayer
Elementary School, bitches!
409
00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:55,387
Elementary school?
How old are you guys?
410
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:59,391
Run!
411
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,627
Oh, come on!
Who keeps letting kids in here?
412
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:06,365
It's not actually a zoo!
413
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,636
I can't believe I just did that.
414
00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:14,005
Who am I with you?
415
00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:16,875
Oh, Wynn, oh! I hate you!
416
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,544
Your triple extreme
emotions are contagious!
417
00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:24,049
That alligator really
knew how to use its teeth.
418
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:30,588
So, do you see? The Hot M.E.S.S.
Struck Again was even better than before.
419
00:21:30,621 --> 00:21:32,957
We didn't get in trouble
and I still got spanked.
420
00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:34,926
I can't wait for the next item.
421
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:39,331
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Let's upgrade
Swing and Sing to Sex Swing.
422
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:43,001
Oh, oh, oh! No, Sex Sing!
Ooh, sex!
423
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:48,540
Or-- or Marco Polo to Throw a
Kid In the Pool and Tell No One.
424
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,643
Ooh, how about-- shit!
425
00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:54,379
I told Josh to wait in
my room five hours ago.
426
00:21:54,412 --> 00:21:55,647
Meet you guys
tomorrow night at...
427
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,817
All: Midnight!
428
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:08,526
? In the light I see the dark ?
429
00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:12,731
? I'm a believer ?
430
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:16,401
You make your summer
break quake yet?
431
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:21,506
Hey, I'm sorry that I didn't make time
to talk to you about you leaving today.
432
00:22:21,539 --> 00:22:25,009
I just can't imagine what
I'm going to do without you.
433
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:30,148
Ands, the only thing that's never going
to change is how I feel about you.
434
00:22:30,181 --> 00:22:34,419
Besides, we've overcome bigger
obstacles than distance.
435
00:22:37,588 --> 00:22:41,159
Today's not
technically over yet.
436
00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:44,496
Well, after midnight,
so that's incorrect.
437
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,735
First day of summer
here me come-r.
438
00:22:50,768 --> 00:22:52,771
- Oh! Ow!
- What did I do?
439
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,673
No, no, no, it's not you.
The bike got me good.
440
00:22:55,706 --> 00:22:59,577
I'm saddle sore, big time.
441
00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:01,846
Well,
we already waited five months.
442
00:23:01,879 --> 00:23:04,048
- What's another day?
- Yeah.
443
00:23:04,081 --> 00:23:06,985
Might be more like a week.
444
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,863
All: Mae!
445
00:23:18,913 --> 00:23:23,463
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